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Unofficial Sonic Storytime: Chaos Diamonds #1

No.130686149
Previous Thread: >>130663638

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Sonic’s an actor, Eggman’s a good guy, Tails works in his repair shop, Shadow’s around, and uh… what’s going on with Tails and Amy? There’s also an edgy villain named Deathwish, domestic abuse, murder, and someone’s going schizo! This is a complete story that will take three days to do. This is Chaos Diamonds 3! We don’t talk about Chaos Diamonds 1 and 2.

http://www.sonicverseteam.net/comics/archives_fan/chaosdiamonds3/

Note: Starting on May 29 we will do Tails Gets Trolled. The whole main series.
Note 2: All links in the pastebin are now for desuarchive.

Also, last thread had an update for Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic Retold, and The Heart of a Monster. Check the OP of the last thread for posts replying to it.
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No.130686192
>>130686149
What a majestic first page. It all becomes clearer as we go on but then it gets more fucked up.
No.130686199
>>130686149
>domestic abuse, murder, and someone’s going schizo
Typical Mondays
No.130686205
>>130686149
On a scale of 1 to Yes, how schizo is this?

>We don’t talk about Chaos Diamonds 1 and 2.
...Dare I ask why?
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No.130686208
>>130686192
Good Eggman is never not going to be weird in this.
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No.130686217
>>130686149
THE RIDE™ AWARDS

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No.130686239
>>130686208
Whew!
>>130686199
As always.
>>130686205
You cannot.
No.130686247
>>130686149
>domestic abuse, murder, and someone’s going schizo!
ohno
No.130686266
>>130686208
But Eggman has only ever wanted what’s best
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No.130686271
>>130686239
That'll hold 'em!
No.130686274
>>130686205
You don't want to know, read at own risk. There's three chaos diamonds, there's no other comics in this series.
No.130686290
>>130686208
Imagine how many plots simply didn't happen in this continuity simply because Eggman didn't fuck around and find out with the cosmic powers of Hell.
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No.130686296
>>130686271
>fantasy island reference
That's different.
>>130686247
Oh yes!
>>130686266
Well this time it feels wrong.
No.130686324
>>130686192
>Mobians wearing clothes
Well, at least Tail has an open jacket.

>>130686296
But why the fuck is he talking like a gangster?
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No.130686327
>>130686296
ENTER DEATHWISH
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No.130686362
>>130686327
Oh, how sporting!
>>130686290
Especially since this happens right after Sonic Adventure 2.
>>130686324
He's talking like a midget.
No.130686371
>>130686327
Oh no. it's a Juggalo
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No.130686384
>>130686362
Jesus Christ Tails, you want to jink yourself anymore?
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No.130686391
>>130686327
Is that fucking Oswald?
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No.130686416
>>130686384
MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!
>>130686371
I wonder if Yuji Naka likes their look.
No.130686433
>>130686371
Truly, a most vile being.
No.130686439
>>130686327
That’s the bitch from Star Wars’ tentacle dreads.
No.130686458
>>130686384
Tails is too damn cocky. He needs to remind himself about overconfidence.
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No.130686460
>>130686416
Ten pages in and it's already shot down. That has to be a record.
No.130686478
>>130686460
It didn't even get to a decent altitude, jesus.
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No.130686481
>>130686460
Language, Tails!
>>130686458
https://youtu.be/8yyAgk9der4
Noted!
No.130686506
>>130686391
Wait till you see his self-insert oc!
>>130686416
>I wonder if Yuji Naka likes their look.
ICP: Iizuka Clown Posse
No.130686515
>>130686481
What the fuck were you expecting Tails? The Tornado never survives in these fucking comics.
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No.130686522
>>130686481
>record scratch
>tails: yeah, that's me with my friends in the wreckage of my plane on the ocean
>tails: you're probably wondering how i got myself in this situation
>tails: well, you see...
>>130686478
Never had a chance.
No.130686555
>>130686522
ENTER LITERALLY WHO
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No.130686566
>>130686522
Just a random not-Tails to harass Tails.
>>130686506
Can't believe they never did a track for any of the Sonic games.
>>130686515
He should read up on these comics.
No.130686583
>>130686192
Oh...
This is 2008 as fuck!
No.130686590
>>130686460
>That has to be a record.
For pages it's spent not shot down?
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No.130686598
>>130686149
>Sonic’s an actor
we all know that blue menace is an actor, he pretends to be a noble hero in front of the public yet performs villainous acts of terrorism across the world
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No.130686601
>>130686566
After SA2, after everything he did, pissing on the moon and trying to kill everyone, Eggman is just like "I'm done" and opens up a car repair shop. And nobody cares.
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No.130686625
>>130686601
>sonic x
A fate worse than death.
No.130686632
>>130686566
>hand immediately goes towards his crotch
Tails...
No.130686644
>>130686601
>And nobody cares
Why would they? He did nothing wrong.
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No.130686657
>>130686625
The art can be crusty and we'll get a revolving cast of artists but I'll say there's still that 2000s level of quality.
>>130686590
It was in the air for like a page.
>>130686598
Oh god... you're going to love what Sonic does in this.
No.130686661
>>130686601
In fairness, he DID see his grandpa given a deranged world-destroying manifesto and then activate a plan to crash the ARK into the planet and kill literally everyone. I think he just wants to not be associated with...that.
No.130686666
>>130686208
I'm only 2 pages in and I have so many questions about what the hell is going on.
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No.130686683
>>130686657
Tails, I believe in you. Get her!
>>130686632
He's a growing boy that's currently growing in his pants.
>>130686644
Riiiiiiiiiight.
No.130686693
>>130686625
TAILS YOU NEED TO FUCK HER TO CONTINUE THE PROWER BLOODLINE TAILS
No.130686706
>>130686625
>Shadow was a decent tv-movie
>Muh-ria: A Hedgehog Story, coming soon to the Lifetime Channel
No.130686722
>>130686657
>Eggman being a good wingman
What
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No.130686726
>>130686683
Sonic's not even there and he managed to cockblock Tails.
>>130686661
I'm sure he's still wanted for his previous crimes against humanity. Or should be wanted.
>>130686666
Don't worry Super Dark Gaia, you it will continue to confound you.
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No.130686757
>>130686726
>that sonic
Wow.
>>130686693
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY SONIC DOLLS SHE HAS?!
DO YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DOES WITH THEM?!
No.130686774
>>130686757
>Sonic Rush to the polls
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No.130686784
>>130686757
Failed successfully!
>>130686706
I'd rather one of those demonized movies where Shadow is portrayed as a sexual predator and Maria is this evil puppet mistress which is why she had to be shot and killed.
No.130686792
>>130686726
Little brother is being blueballed and his big bro isn't even here.

>>130686757
IT DOESN'T MATTER CONDUCTOR. THE LONGER HE WAITS, THE MORE HE LOSES HER. HE NEEDS TO BREED HER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
No.130686805
>>130686601
>project shadow
So, SA2 or Shadow's game?
No.130686810
>>130686784
Getting actual second hand embarrassment
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No.130686817
>>130686784
>that rollercoaster of emotions
I know that feel, bro.
>>130686722
He's a ladies man and a feminist and he did help Tails get Zooey in Sonic Boom.
No.130686819
>>130686784
Tails is spilling so much goddamn spaghetti in this comic that it's insane.
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No.130686841
>>130686817
Damn!
>>130686805
SA2
No.130686852
>>130686327
>In some alternative universe, Image teamed up with Archie, instead of Valiant Comics
>SONIC
>YOUNGBLOOD
>IN DEATHWISH: RED.
>THIS BLOOD'S FOR YOU
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No.130686861
>>130686841
Tails, I need you to wash your mouth out with soap right now!
>>130686810
>>130686819
Pray for our boy.
No.130686885
>>130686841
Time to furiously jerk off on a late night, Tails. Again. For the 50th time.
No.130686886
>>130686861
Tails sure knows how to respect women
No.130686890
>>130686841
>wang

Not the best onomatopoeia....
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No.130686898
>>130686861
Fuck you, Sonic!
>>130686852
There was that Sonic Image crossover comic with Savage Dragon, Spawn, and other characters. I think it's cursed.
No.130686900
>>130686693
Shut up, Amadeus.
No.130686917
>>130686327
This guy looks like he belongs to a completely different franchise.
No.130686932
>>130686861
He gets it from his brother.

>>130686900
Amadeus would be complaining that she doesn't show enough feet, so it can't be him.
No.130686934
>>130686566
>Can't believe they never did a track for any of the Sonic games.
They did get Julien-K though, which is basically Linkin Park (large overlap in members, toured together).
>>130686644
t. Eggman
>>130686757
Lookin' fly-fresh there, my homie!
>>130686841
Poor Tails!
No.130686938
Fuck, Chaos Diamonds...

The bottom of the barrel.
No.130686943
>>130686898
The absolute state of Tails
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a8MZBUoQt68
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No.130686946
>>130686898
Why a wooden sword?
>>130686885
You know it!
>>130686886
He needs to do what Sonic does and hit them instead. That seems to work for him.
No.130686958
>>130686938
I FUCKING CALLED IT
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No.130686978
>>130686946
>shadow: i lived, bitch!
>>130686917
Such is the case for many edgy OC's.
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No.130686998
>>130686978
That's one way to clean up the place.
No.130687005
>>130686978
Tails is being drawn completely different here what the fuck.
No.130687012
>>130686898
It was very cursed. I think it had someone from fucking Cyberforce. And now I've realized the Freedom Fighters are WildC.A.Ts, a rogue Covert Action Team. Also someone should totally draw the FF in the style of WildC.A.Ts #1.
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No.130687021
>>130686998
Rooming with Shadow? Mite b cool.
No.130687025
Also reminder that the writer for this comic is a confirmed sexual offender.

What a piece of shit he was.
No.130687036
>>130686817
The world is a poorer place for its lack of Disco Tails.
No.130687040
>>130686998
Tails no! This is the path to becoming a terorrist and not the path to CONTINUING THE NOBLE PROWER LINEAGE

>>130687005
Different artist.
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No.130687062
>>130687021
Shadow is best housewife confirmed.
>>130687005
We've got a a few artist styles to go through.
>>130687012
All I remember is Dragon's chin on the cover.
No.130687072
>>130686938
It's not even the bottom of the PsyGuy barrel, he did about 20 sprite comics, and tried to do several minors.
>>130686998
Ind people say Knuckles is supposed to be Piccolo.
>>130687005
We go through several artists on this one.
>>130687025
He still is. https://www.youtube.com/c/Brinnstar/videos
No.130687087
>>130687025
Gerard Jones wrote this?!
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No.130687089
>>130687062
Tails is a bi-slut that can be won over by good food.
No.130687098
>>130687025
We know, near as I can tell he still is.
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No.130687114
>>130687089
This Shadow is a lot nicer but that means he's not going to be content with brooding all day.
No.130687115
>>130687072
>>130687098

Amazing they haven't banned his account.

And man, I forgot what an awful, awful, absolutely terrible writer he is.
No.130687122
>>130687062
>>130687089
TAILS STOP FUCKING SHADOW AND GET BACK TO AMY, TAILS!
No.130687123
>>130687089
Whoa man, I know Amy just passed on you, but you don't have to go gay THAT fast.
No.130687132
>>130687114
>so I cleaned, got food, stood at the foot of your bed staring
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No.130687145
>>130687114
Okay Shadow, I need you to wear just an apron and greet Tails when he gets home. And then you ask him what he wants first. Dinner, bath... or you.
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No.130687170
>>130687145
TONIGHT, ON A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE OF "CHAOS DIAMONDS 3"
No.130687190
>>130687145
>Tails is literally grooming Shadow into the ideal housewife
What the FUCK am I reading?
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No.130687206
>>130687170
The gang deal with the harsh realities of domestic abuse. If you or anyone you know is the victim of abuse of any kind, dial 1-800-DADDY-NO.
No.130687213
>>130687170
Super Star Sonic is an abusive boyfriend? What would lead him to such depths of depravity?
No.130687218
>>130687206
Based Sonic
No.130687219
>>130687170
Is that a goddamn slap mark?
No.130687235
>>130687089
Who wouldn't want a husbando that cooks and cleans for him?
>>130687115
To be fair, it is his 3rd or 4th account and he was never convicted of anything. Still, I like that he gets almost no views, none of his former friends speak to him, and he's gotten pretty fat. Having to work on a youtube with those numbers is a pretty good punishment, considering how famous he was in the Sonic community.
>>130687190
It's grooming all the way down!
>>130687213
>>130687218
>>130687219
Psy's not the only one who likes to abuse women!
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No.130687240
>>130687206
>for a second, tails thought he was getting cucked again
>>130687190
This isn't even the weirdest thing we'll cover tonight.
No.130687244
>>130687218
Shut up, Scourge you useless fuck.
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No.130687279
>>130687240
Ooooh! That Shadow!
No.130687289
>>130687240
Chaos control can do anything huh! But can it make my dad respect me?
No.130687293
>>130687206
>>130687240
Oh my god, they are BOTH going to reject Tails and go out with each other!
No.130687294
>>130687279
Bad wife!
No.130687302
>>130687279
>AMY'S MINE YOU SICK DEGENERATE GENETIC EXPERIMENT, MINE!!!!!
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No.130687305
>>130687279
Either Shadow's a speed reader or he just read all of Tails' dirty magazines.
No.130687312
>>130687279
A rare himbo Shadow! He'll make the perfect house-husband!
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No.130687317
>>130687206
HE'S A ABUSER! A USER! AND PROBABLY A LOSER!!! NOW WE'VE GOT THE SCOOP TO EXPOSE THE MENACE!! WHERE'S PARKER, I NEED PHOTOS! PHOTOS OF SONIC!!
No.130687327
>>130687279
This has got to win the award for most out of character Shadow.

He's just black Sonic now.
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No.130687341
>>130687305
Shadow, you keep saying that you're the ultimate life form then people are going to want to see how.
No.130687351
>>130687312
He really got totally himbofied.
No.130687359
>>130687305
Shadow just needs a more autistic hobby occupy his time
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No.130687378
>>130687341
Well, they have worked with each other in the past.
No.130687389
>>130687341
I think Shadow still has fucking amnesia guys.

>>130687359
Like sex?
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No.130687403
>>130687378
Make sure little Tails doesn't become the big Tails.
No.130687429
>>130687403
Tails desperately needs to touch some grass, geez
No.130687430
>>130687403
Remember how Sonic smacked her? Seems like everyone else forgot.
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No.130687431
>>130687317
I'm on it Jameso-
No.130687434
>>130687403
Taisl is growing increasingly horny.
No.130687439
>>130687206
>If you or anyone you know is the victim of abuse of any kind, dial 1-800-DADDY-NO.
Finally, I can save a Sonic character before the Conductor reaches the bad pages!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAPnGWbfHhk
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No.130687441
>>130687403
Tails got it bad.
No.130687456
>>130687431
SONIC JUST KILLED PARKER!
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No.130687461
>>130687441
>amy will never toy with you and bend you to her will
Damn...
No.130687479
>>130687441
Tails down bad.
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No.130687490
>>130687461
Imagine Tails having to beat off two hedgehogs to get at Amy!
No.130687504
>>130687461
>Damn...
She's not that kind of gal.
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No.130687521
>>130687490
Hmmmmmm...
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No.130687547
>>130687521
Sonic needs to pay for what he's done!
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No.130687572
>>130687547
Who's at the door? We'll find out in 10 minutes after this break!
No.130687575
>>130687490
>I don't want to be tied down to someone

>>130687521
>like the old Sonic
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
No.130687587
>>130687461
>amy will never toy with you and bend you to her will
Ah yes, who doesn't want to get Deliverence'd and end up with broken ankles
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No.130687589
>>130687431
SONIC'S KILLED AGAIN!! THAT FIEND!! QUICK, SOMEONE CALL THAT CITY HUNTER FELLA, HE USUALLY SHOOTS THE BAD GUYS!!
No.130687618
>>130687587
I think that was Misery, Deliverance is where you're made to squeak like a pig, boy!
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No.130687652
>>130687456
>>130687589
no wait Jameson I'm fine, don't tell my Aunt about this
No.130687670
Well since this comic feels like it was made in 2009 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Nvkjr_UI_E
No.130687694
>>130687572
Uhggg, after Summer is Here or whatever it was called, I can't stand you stopping when someone knocks on the door.

OH GOD THAT WAS ALSO A TAILSXAMY COMIC!!!!!
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No.130687705
>>130687618
Oh, my mistake
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No.130687738
>>130687589
I'm on it, just don't send that weirdo Brock.
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No.130687776
>>130687572
It's Sonic and he's acting like an ass! A bigger ass than usual.
>>130687694
Have no fear. This one is complete. And apparently there was a planned sequel that never happened.
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No.130687802
>>130687776
And here... we... go!
No.130687804
>>130687776
He's just keeping Pixel-Brain humble
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No.130687824
>>130687802
Old bro meet new bro!
No.130687841
>>130687802
>SHUT. YOUR. DAMN. MOUTH
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No.130687847
>>130687824
Hedgehogs always fighting.
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No.130687865
>>130687847
Hit him again!
No.130687883
>>130687824
>>130687802
Christ, Sonic. You can’t backhand everyone that pisses you off.
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No.130687888
>>130687865
Fuck yo chain!
No.130687897
>>130687824
sonic is gonna turn into a pimp
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No.130687919
>>130687888
Powering up!
>>130687883
>sonic: don't make me slap you with my ring hand!
No.130687921
>>130687888
NOT THE CHAIN. ANYTHING BUT THE CHAIN.
No.130687927
>>130687802
>>130687824
World's slowest slap.
Y'know Sonic shouldn't abuse his water boy.
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No.130687951
>>130687919
I know Sonic's an abusive jerk but is killing him a good idea?
>>130687897
He should work on his form. That's not an effective way to slap someone.
No.130687967
>>130687802
>>130687824
Brother abuse!
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No.130687978
>>130687951
Get fucked, Sonic!
No.130687987
>>130687951
What if it turns out Amy just fell and hit her face on the pavement and Sonic wasn’t even about to slap Tails, but a massive mosquito that was gonna land on him. What if Sonic is actually a hero?
No.130687996
>>130687978
>Tails: MY HOUSE!!
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No.130688004
>>130687978
KO!
You win!
>shadow: who's the faker now?
No.130688018
>>130686149
wasn't this on fireball20xl?
No.130688019
>>130688004
I can’t believe Sonic was just murdered
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No.130688020
>>130688004
You just activated Sonic's trap card!
>>130687987
LOL!
No.130688047
>>130688004
Sonic is fucking dead.

>>130688019
I guess you could call it a...blue murder.
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No.130688048
>>130688020
Tails? Buddy? You okay?
>>130688018
Judging by the website on all the pages... yes.
No.130688074
>>130688004
FUCKING BODIED
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No.130688077
>>130688048
How is Sonic still alive? I know he's resilient and has fast healing but still. Maybe he's loaded up on rings.
No.130688081
>>130688048
Oh God not the theme song. Sonic needs to get the fuck outta there.
No.130688088
>>130688077
Sonic is getting mogged today.
No.130688093
>>130688004
SHADOW WINS.
PERFECT
TIME 68,000pts
VITAL 30,000pts
BONUS 100,000pts
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No.130688098
>>130688077
I too want to fly. Actually no I don't. I'm afraid of heights.
No.130688121
>>130688077
Kick so strong that it created color
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No.130688126
>>130688098
It's the police! And he looks American!
>>130688093
S Rank
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No.130688163
>>130688126
Quick, before he starts shooting and later plants a gun on your corpse!
>>130688121
And to add some black to Blue with red all over.
No.130688172
>>130688126
I mean, an arrest would be justified at this point they just beat a man to death.
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No.130688175
>>130688126
Oh shit the cops
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No.130688186
>>130688163
>armed and dangerous
You fucking liar! Although Shadow does chaos powers.
No.130688190
>>130688172
They dindu nuffin
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No.130688208
>>130686391
Didn't expect to see a PMfag here.
>>130688048
He said the thing!
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No.130688217
>>130688186
Oh man, Deathwish is so cool and dangerous!
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No.130688231
>>130688077
>>130688004
>>130687978
>>130687951
>>130687919
>>130687888
>>130687865
>>130687847
Well, this is a nice turn of events.
No.130688235
I’m guessing Amy is gonna be pissed at Sonic and Tails for their horrific beating of Sonic.
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No.130688244
>>130688217
Closing as usual, I see!
>>130688175
Run before they start laying out suppressing fire!
No.130688247
>>130688235
>Amy is gonna be pissed at Sonic and Tails for their horrific beating of Sonic
Damn Sonic, he ruined Sonic!
No.130688253
>>130688186
They both have arms, two each.
No.130688258
>>130688217
So NOW the villain finally shows up.

I honestly forgot about him. I was just settling in for relationship drama for the rest of the night.
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No.130688268
>>130688244
For once, this isn't Eggman's fault.
>>130688235
Everyone loses!
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No.130688274
>>130688208
>Didn't expect to see a PMfag here.
We are everywhere.

>>130688217
RE-ENTER NOT!OSWALD
No.130688280
>>130688247
Fuck me I meant to type Shadow. My families crippling dementia is already getting to me.
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No.130688295
>>130688268
I'd like to imagine Eggman having the Death Egg or something that he can dust off and use again.
>>130688253
Technicalities! Bah!
No.130688301
>>130688268
>and Shadow protected me
That was a little more than "protect"...
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No.130688330
>>130688295
>yoink
Hey, I was going to say that!
>>130688280
Could be read like "mad at Sonic" and "mad at Tails for beating up Sonic."
No.130688350
>>130688330
What’re you gonna do with Amy Shadow? You gonna cuck your new best pal?
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No.130688355
>>130688330
>i hate the media
Amen.
>>130688301
He protected Tails' honor. That requires nearly killing Sonic.
No.130688371
>>130688330
Grabbing Amy like a sack of potatoes.

>>130688355
>I hate the media
JJJ won't be happy about this!
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No.130688376
>>130688355
Oh that's a nice plane. It'd be a shame if it gets shot down later.
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No.130688379
>>130688186
>Tails is a public menace
Nothing new
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No.130688402
Redflag for a sonic comic: the writer hates sonic
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No.130688403
>>130688376
Amy listen, he deserved it. Maybe not the attempted murder part but the kick was surely warranted.
No.130688411
>>130688295
>Tails! You're on TV as the person who tried to kill Sonic?!
Wait what? Was there a television crew in that squad car already broadcasting live to the news?
No.130688425
>>130688403
Amy he fucking slapped you.
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No.130688427
>>130688403
See? Sonic didn't respect Amy so he deserved that fat kick to the face after Shadow almost killed him.
No.130688437
>>130688425
Yes but it was her fault. His blue dick more than makes up for it.
No.130688447
>>130688425
Amy needs to learn to respect boundaries
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No.130688454
>>130688427
Uh oh!
>>130688411
I know I keep saying this but it gets better/worse.
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No.130688480
>>130688454
Thanks for telling us your name but that didn't answer Tails' question.
No.130688490
>>130688480
ENTER A CLOWN
No.130688493
>>130688379
>DoB: uhhh
>Hair: he's a fox
>origin: i don't care
>eyes: blue
>height: he was shorter than sonic
>complexion: do foxes have that?
>weight: i couldn't find a vet with him on their records
>sex: male, duh, that voice isn't a woman's
>build: i already said SHORTER THAN SONIC
>race: is fox a race?
>last employer: shit it won't let me leave this empty, this is like trying to apply for my first job again
>nationality: lmao stateless
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No.130688504
>>130688480
That's like half an answer.
No.130688515
>>130688504
What the fuck is this lunatic gibbering about
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No.130688526
>>130688504
Oh wow, that's so cool!
No.130688534
>>130688504
>rumors of the attempted murder
>rumors
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No.130688546
>>130688379
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No.130688551
>>130688526
But why there?
>>130688515
Figuring that out is half the fun!
No.130688552
>>130688504
>beat you?! how?!
>beat me off
No.130688554
>>130688301
>He wouldn't beat a man half to death for clocking his new best friend and the girl he likes
You just don't GET it, Scotty. You just don't.
No.130688584
>>130687705
No worries, they're both pretty fucked up!
>>130687824
>>130687847
My hero!
>>130688048
Tails' theme intensifies
>>130688515
This is why you have to practice your evil speeches.
>>130688551
Well, that's an uncharacteristically Sonic-like smile.
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No.130688595
>>130688551
>i have a good reputation with the government
HOW?!
>>130688534
Well, if enough people believes a rumor then it has to be true.
>>130688546
I can't afford that.
No.130688608
>>130688595
But it’s not a rumor if it’s true in the first place
No.130688610
>>130688504
It ain’t even rumors murder was actually attempted.
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No.130688622
>>130688595
Welp!
>>130688584
>Well, that's an uncharacteristically Sonic-like smile.
If Sonic's not going to act like Sonic then someone will have to.
No.130688636
>>130688595
>Eggman
>good reputation with the government
I'm pretty certain Tower has a "shoot-on-sight" policy for you, Eggman.
No.130688641
>>130688595
How many dicks did Eggman have to suck to get in the good graces of the Guv'ment??!
No.130688656
>>130688480
HERE WE GO!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvoMFa8aB6Q
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No.130688661
>>130688622
That's the Shadow we know and love!
>>130688608
Sounds like something a rumored attempted murderer would say!
>>130688610
Shhhhhhh!
No.130688677
>>130688661
Shadow please
No.130688689
>>130688661
>I’m innocent and to prove it I’ll murder all of you!!!
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No.130688698
>>130688661
Our heroes have been arrested but what awaits them next? We'll find out after our final 10 minute break!
No.130688704
>>130688641
He probably traded his Tech for immunity.
No.130688705
>>130688656
I loved that vagina-bones game, so much fun. So many cute guys.
>>130688661
There's our edgy hedgy!
No.130688711
>>130688595
>I can't afford that.
What can you afford? A postcard signed by Tails?
No.130688734
>>130688661
NO SHADOW
NO HOMICIDE
UNTIL THEY TURN OFF THEIR BODYCAMS
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No.130688897
>>130688698
Yeah Eggman, that's not likely at all!
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No.130688913
>>130688897
Just tell her this is all a big misunderstanding.
No.130688922
>>130688913
It’s gonna be Sonic in heels.
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No.130688929
>>130688913
I know Sonic heals fast but this fast?
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No.130688945
>>130688929
Hey that looks like some kind of a diamond. Hold on, what's the name of this comic?
>>130688922
Close.
No.130688946
>>130688929
Fellas, I’m starting to think this isn’t the real Sonic.
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No.130688964
>>130688945
What the fuck, Sonic?!
>>130688946
You might be onto something.
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No.130688985
>>130688964
Again... what the fuck?!
No.130688996
>>130688964
Quick Amy! Give Sonic the Gluck Gluck 10,000, that’ll get everyone out of that cell!
No.130689004
>>130688985
Why would Tails do this?
No.130689008
>>130688964
Wait isn't Sonic supposed to be half dead and bleeding out in a cop car on the way to a hospital?
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No.130689014
>>130688985
Dammit, now they're going to be rumored murderers.
No.130689030
>>130688964
>>130688985
wut?

I mean, what the FUCK!?
No.130689034
>>130688985
WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT
No.130689036
>>130688929
Vanilla Ice Sonic's just the best. He's so freaky-fresh!
>>130689004
Because he got trolled.
No.130689040
>>130688985
The police didn't even search Tails before they put him away?!
Your tax dollars at work ladies and gentlemen.
No.130689048
>>130689004
I heard it’s because that pink hedgehog that’s always around Sonic wouldn’t date him.
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No.130689050
>>130689014
Well, you guys are screwed. No more playing around!
>>130688996
Then he'll slap her across the face afterwards.
>>130689004
Tails just seems to be a murderer at heart.
>>130689008
What do you mean? He's right there and perfectly fine!
No.130689061
>>130689048
It's sad how out of hand Incels have gotten
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No.130689070
>>130689050
Shadow is confirmed to be God.
No.130689079
>>130688985
What a evil fuck
No.130689082
>>130689070
And now Shadow just killed an innocent farmer, the monsters!
No.130689085
>>130689050
>hey guys remember how I can just teleport us out of here?
No.130689089
>>130689070
I kneel.
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No.130689093
>>130689070
I don't know. I hear that their airport's metal detectors are actually oversized microwaves.
No.130689096
>>130689070
>>130689050
..You think Shadow could use his Chaos Control god powers to heal that guard and fuck over all of Ruby and Son!c's plans?
No.130689097
>>130689050
>>130689014
>>130688985
>>130688964
What is all this actually leading to? Is the Chaos Diamond actually fueled or activated by revenge? And this whole circus is just so they have a target for revenge?
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No.130689116
>>130689093
Precious!
>>130689082
It's for the best. That farmer had a power level of 5.
No.130689118
The real Sonic is just in a hotel somewhere without his memories or something isn’t he?
No.130689121
>>130689050
Even JJJ has greater integrity and morals than these two.
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No.130689137
>>130688985
that menace is now teaming up with a murderer, he's gone too far this time
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No.130689149
>>130689116
The screaming diamond has chosen you!
>>130689096
He can heal slaps to the face, not bullets to the head.
>>130689097
We haven't even gotten to the fucked up part yet.
No.130689162
>>130689079
>>130689097
Oh-ho-ho, just you wait until page 113!
>>130689096
I don't think he can heal dead people.
No.130689165
>>130689137
What’re you talking about Jonah? Tails and Shadow clearly killed that guard in cold blood! Sonic isnt even at the jailhouse right now he’s in a hospital getting treatment.
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No.130689167
>>130689149
Escape!
>>130689118
What do you mean? That was the real Sonic!
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No.130689176
>>130689118
>I can't believe all those movie companies are paying me just to bum around in a beach
>this is the life
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No.130689194
>>130689167
Go go go!
No.130689216
>>130689149
>Diamond: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>turns Tails into Titan Tails
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No.130689225
>>130689194
Wait a second... this seems familiar...
>>130689176
That is obviously a fake Sonic!
No.130689240
>>130689167
>What do you mean? That was the real Sonic!
He's clearly a phantom ruby illusion, despite coming out in 2003! TFW this comic could be older than some of the anons here.
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No.130689249
>>130689225
I'm surprised the writer just didn't use the previous page again. Lazy? Yes. Efficient? Sure.
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No.130689272
>>130689249
And we're now in the present.
>>130689240
That means you can legally fuck this comic, too.
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No.130689293
>>130689272
I'm sorry... what?
101.jpg, 621x795, 2 times posted
No.130689321
>>130689293
Everyone's just... hanging around!
No.130689322
>>130689249
>I'm surprised the writer just didn't use the previous page again. Lazy? Yes. Efficient? Sure.
Get with the times, that was like four artists ago!
>>130689272
>That means you can legally fuck this comic, too.
L-lewd!
>>130689293
Oh boy, Sonic's hosting a public execution!
No.130689323
>>130689293
This is not legal.
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No.130689349
>>130689321
Wow, the civilians here make Marvel's look like saints.
No.130689351
>>130689293
Where the fuckle is Knuckles during all this nonsense?
No.130689359
>>130689272
>That means you can legally fuck this comic, too.
That has me thinking, what is the oldest comic on this ride? What is the oldest known Sonic fan comic that's over 10 pages?
No.130689374
>>130689349
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH TEXAS, INCAILS!
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No.130689379
>>130689349
This can't be happening!
>>130689322
>Get with the times, that was like four artists ago!
Just pretend they came back for a remake of the same page!
>>130689323
Apparently it is.
No.130689389
>>130689351
Cuddling with the master emerald
No.130689390
>>130689359
I’m pretty sure we had one that was from ‘98-‘99?
No.130689399
>>130689293
>We are going to give you a Super Atomic Skydiving Wedgie on live television, Tails
>Are you feeling VENGEFUL yet? REVENGEFUL perhaps?
No.130689405
>>130689351
Guarding the Master Emerald. Not giving a fuuuuck.
>>130689359
It might be this one. Unless Conductor has dug up some shit from the days when people still used Usenet.
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No.130689411
>>130689379
Now's as good as time as any to do this.
>>130689351
You'll find out tomorrow.
No.130689416
>>130689321
Sadly, this is not Hangin Out or Tikal would have killed the fake Sonic, this Wish bitch, and the clown already.
No.130689441
>>130689379
This Sonic is so blatantly fake at this point it’s hilarious.
No.130689443
>>130689351
Being the Master Emerald bitch, just like Locke wanted.
No.130689444
>>130689349
>Texas
https://youtu.be/QxP442T-aZ0
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No.130689446
>>130689411
Better late than never.
No.130689449
>>130689405
>some shit from the days when people still used Usenet.
I only started exploring the net back in 08, so I wouldn't even know how to look for that. Still, if we can dig something like that up, we need to include it for the novelty if nothing else.
No.130689462
>>130689446
Gross
No.130689470
>>130689323
Something something will of the people.
Remember he literally almost murdered Sonic ~3 hours prior despite him being in the crowd completely unharmed.
>>130689379
>We'll get that Diamond back
>As soon as he's dead, open him up
I... what? You think he's a drug mule for chaos diamonds? Tails couldn't swallow something that big!
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No.130689471
>>130689446
>she didn't know
Really? Not even suspecting it?
107.jpg, 558x869, 2 times posted
No.130689494
>>130689471
Why is everyone so dense?
No.130689506
>>130689411
>>130689446
>Amy, I want to fuck you really, really bad. I want to pump you so full of cum that you'll never think of anything but my dick ever again
Weird flex, but okay Tails.
No.130689513
>>130689494
>Why is everyone so dense?
Conductor, how long have you been a Sonic fan?
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No.130689519
>>130689494
https://youtu.be/_asNhzXq72w
No.130689538
>>130689519
Congratulations Tails, you're the rebound guy for used goods
No.130689541
>>130689519
Sure would suck it the real Sonic came back and managed to cuck Tails. Again.
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No.130689559
>>130689519
https://youtu.be/SNxK1yHT21Y
>>130689513
It's always sad to see.
No.130689568
>>130689519
Hey, at least if they get out of this, Tails is guaranteed to get some backbreaking baby-making sex later.
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No.130689577
>>130689559
If you've never seen this before, you aren't ready for this.
No.130689583
>>130689559
>STAB
Surely this can only mean good things
No.130689594
>>130689577
Did he just shit that diamond out?
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No.130689596
>>130689577
I've seen enough hentai...
No.130689615
>>130689349
>>130689374
Fun fact, Psyguy's from Texas. His parents have done pretty well from the oil industry and bankroll his lifestyle.
>>130689359
Konductor-kun refuses to do Gonterman's Sonic: The Mobius Chronicles, because he's a meany or because it's really, really terrible! It's from 97.
>>130689405
alt.fan.sonic-hedgehog Aug 7, 1997:
>Are you so sick and tired of what Archie has done to the Sonic Comic that you are deciding to dump Sonic Fandom as a while and roam around aimlessly looking for the next fix?
Don't make the mistake some people made over Endgame, and some will make over the Breakup.
>Change your comic, and I don't mean go to England to get Fleetway.
>Switch fo Sonic: The Mobius Chronicles, written by David Gonterman, the man who strikes fear into Ken Pender's heart. And when you read the kick-tail story with kick-tail art. You'll see why.
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No.130689617
>>130689596
He's cocooned!
>>130689594
I don't want to know where it came out from.
No.130689618
>>130689577
>I THINK I'M GIVING PUPPIES!!
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Need to edit this into the Doujin Dialog collage. You know the one.
No.130689625
>>130689577
>>130689596
The actual hell?
No.130689629
>>130689577
>Tails takes a HUUUUUGE dump on live national TV
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No.130689642
>>130689617
HE'S HERE!
No.130689660
>>130689615
>>130689615
>Konductor-kun refuses to do Gonterman's Sonic: The Mobius Chronicles, because he's a meany or because it's really, really terrible!
Something to remember if the Ride ever coincides with Weekend of Pain.
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No.130689661
>>130689642
TAILS HAS BECOME THE DEMON OF REVENGE
KNEEL
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No.130689672
>>130689642
Pic related
No.130689696
>>130689642
>>130689661
bruh
115.jpg, 589x761, 2 times posted
No.130689699
>>130689661
Okay
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No.130689700
>>130689661
wat
No.130689705
>>130689661
What the fuck is that. Why is he colored like a watermelon. I’m in awe at how awful he looks.
No.130689716
>>130689661
Wat
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No.130689723
>>130689699
Look at that! It's time to beat up on Sonic again!
No.130689726
>>130689661

Even fucking self inserts himself. What a tool.
No.130689729
>>130689661
Ah yes, the demon of revenge, of course...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MFR9aYOIlE
No.130689733
>>130689661
Why does he look like edgy watermelon Scourge?
117.jpg, 543x865, 2 times posted
No.130689746
>>130689723
Sonic, I don't think he's interested.
No.130689748
>>130689661
>Goku's outfit
>Fingerless gloves
>Eye scars
>Demon wings
>Fleetway super's eyes
>Absolutely no color coordination
I kneel!
>>130689700
>>130689705
>>130689716
It's Psy's fursona!
No.130689750
>>130689661
I'm kind of mad this color page isn't as cool as the Kick page.
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No.130689770
>>130689661
QUE CARAJOS!
118.jpg, 488x789, 2 times posted
No.130689778
>>130689746
Oh and Ruby is Deathwish. Bet you didn't see that.
No.130689784
So this has all been an elaborate way to have Psy’s fursona fuck Amy.
No.130689796
>>130689778
She was the clown all along!
No.130689805
>>130689796
I mean, she IS a politician after all
119.jpg, 568x872, 2 times posted
No.130689806
>>130689778
A fight for the ages! Who will win?
No.130689820
>>130689778
Deathwish is a girl?!
120.jpg, 595x768, 2 times posted
No.130689831
>>130689806
Everyone looks like they're having fun!
No.130689848
>>130689778
>Ruby Wish
>Deathwish
Too big-brained for me.
>>130689784
We have a winner!
>>130689806
>Who will win?
I wonder. Will it be the clown or the self-insert fursona of the author?
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No.130689858
>>130689831
This epic fight is simply too much for me!
No.130689866
>>130689806
>>130689831
So what exactly was the clown's plan? She had the Diamond already
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No.130689880
>>130689858
Woah!
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No.130689909
>>130689880
They're moving so fast, we need these sound effects to let us know what's going on.
No.130689914
Why did Tails turn into a fucking hedgehog though
No.130689949
>>130689866
1. Frame Tails for Murder
2. Let the hate flow through him
3. Have him absorb the Revenge Diamond because..
4. Cut it out of him after publicly executing him
5. ??????????????
6. ??????????????
7. PROFIT!
No.130689952
>>130689914
He is no longer Miles “Tails” Prower. He is Psy’s edgy Sonicsona.
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No.130689960
>>130689909
Probably not the best artist to have drawing a busy fight sequence.
>>130689866
She likes to leave her jewelry around and get mad when people take it. It's mind games.
No.130689976
>>130689914
He knew that was the only way to keep Amy for good, all male Hedgehogs look alike to her after all
No.130689983
>>130689914
Since the Ultimate Lifeform with a built-in connection to the Chaos Emeralds is a hedgehog, the thing with a connection to the Chaos Diamonds is also a hedgehog. That and self-insert Amy sex
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No.130689985
>>130689960
Sonic's got a gun!
No.130689988
>>130689909
>PUNCH
>KICK
>DODGE
>BLOCK
Those aren't sound effects
Also they're showing any movement at all
Also, what the fuck is up with super tail's neck?
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No.130690009
>>130689985
That's a fucked up looking Tails.
No.130690018
>>130689985
Is Sonic supposed to be in Super mode here? I honestly can’t tell this art is kind of hot garbage.
No.130690021
>>130689988
>they're
*they aren't
No.130690028
>>130689985
>AIIEE!
No.130690033
>>130689914
I think the form just makes you look like the person you want to avenge yourself on. So, he looks like Sonic, because he's being a real jerk for reasons that STILL don't make sense.
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No.130690037
>>130690009
I can't believe Sonic is fucking dead!
No.130690038
>>130690009
what
No.130690040
>>130689960
So she's Rouge, is what you're saying?
No.130690051
>>130689909
This is perhaps the funniest worst fight page I've seen.
No.130690057
>>130690009
What the fuck is even happening anymore? This page is absolute nonsense.
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No.130690067
>>130690037
Piggyback it is!
>>130690018
He's just glistening with the power of having a gun.
No.130690103
>>130690067
Guys I think Shadow is dead.
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No.130690110
>>130690067
Our heroes have escaped and Sonic's not dead. What the fuck is going on? Will things make sense in the future? We'll find out tomorrow at 9pm EST when we do part 2 of Chaos Diamonds 3!
No.130690111
>>130690057
Yeah, this. Sonic Unbound was schizo, but it at least had a mostly coherent plot that was simply inaccessible in comic format. This is just random events happening for seemingly no coherent reason.
No.130690123
>>130690067
>He's just glistening with the power of having a gun.
>He stole Shadow's power up
>He has become a faker himself
It went full circle, amazing
No.130690144
>>130690110
How many lives is Sonic on by now?
No.130690170
>>130690110
Thank you, anon.
No.130690174
>>130690110
So Sonic is alive? Is he even really Sonic? What’s the rest of the old crew of Team Sonic even think about all this? Find out next time on Sonic X
No.130690189
>>130690110
>>130666501
Same list as before.
>>130690123
It's a shame this is before Sonic 06. Would make the hedgehog circle more interesting.
>>130690144
He has infinite lives.
No.130690191
>>130690110
Will anyone ever take their schizophrenia medication?
No.130690219
>>130690110
Does Sonic have the Chaos Diamond of getting owned?
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No.130690254
>>130689661
No.130690260
>>130690170
No problem. The reactions to all of this is the best part.
>>130690174
I guess we'll have to find out later.
>>130690191
Of course not.
>>130690219
Are you really jobbing if you keep getting back up from a beatdown?
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No.130690273
>>130690110
This shit was a ride, see you next time Conductor
No.130690317
>>130690110
Thanks conductor, I remember when this entire comic was storytimed on /sthg/ about 6 years ago. Nice to see that it still confuses people.
No.130690348
>>130689660
That's a good idea! We really do need a list of storytime of pain Sonic comics.
>>130690110
Only 231 pages to go! And we've already seen 6/11 artists!
No.130690385
>>130690348
>And we've already seen 6/11 artists!
Wait this was commissioned work and not one guy?
No.130690475
new here
What Unofficial Sonic Storytimes would recommend?
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No.130690508
>>130690037
>>130690110
finally that fiend has been dealt with
No.130690605
>>130690475
The first threads already had good comics. You should start from them.
No.130690703
>>130690475
Ghosts of the Future
The Murder of Me
Brotherhood's Twist
Hangin Out
Sonic 06
Flashback
The Vulture
Team Dark Supernova Odyssey
Tails Forces

There's plenty of good stuff. It's also fun just to pick a random thread. Use the pastebin or go back through the previous thread links in the OPs.
No.130690826
>>130690508
He'll be back, JJJ.
No.130691011
>>130690385
One guy writing it, lots of kids drawing it "for exposure" on what was once a huge part of the Sonic fanart community.
>>130690475
Some good recommendations here: >>130690703 I'd also recommend:
>Heart of a Monster (why we talk about fluffy himbo Sonic)
>Sonic Retold (why we make bathtub jokes about Eggman and Sally)
>Scourge Eternal Blackout (made Scourge a lot more cool)
>Heroes Come Back (why we thirst-post about Stripes the Raccoon)

All of the comics we've read have actually been pretty good (or at least interesting), albeit in different ways.
No.130691194
>>130691011
The shitpost Sonamy comic that ended in a surprisingly heartfelt and well drawn wedding scene is still surreal. Shame the artist hasn’t done anything since.
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No.130691457
>>130691194
Yeah that was really good, hopefully they keep up with their art.
>>130691369
Oh boy!
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No.130691472
>>130691457
i hate how it takes like 3 or 4 chapters for the art to get better
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No.130691485
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No.130691507
>>130689748
>It's Psy's fursona!
Seriously?
What year was that character design created? He looks a bit like Scourge, Fleetway Super Sonic and Mephiles thrown into a blender, and I'm wondering if he's taking inspiration from any of them or if it's coincidental.

>>130690475
Aside from the stuff that people mentioned, some short stories that I've enjoyed:

>>128785607
An alternate take of that IDW Metal Virus story with Shadow, rewritten so he's not such a complete retard.

>>128636124
A gag story about Eggman's mom coming to visit him. Takes place in the Archie reboot universe but feels like Boom or AoStH.

>>128915354
Fairytale parodies with Sonic characters by ComiSoni. I like the jokes and the pencil art here.
No.130691509
>>130691369
HERE WE GOOOOOOOO
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No.130691525
No.130691526
>>130691386
>>130691453
TEAM CHAOTIX!
No.130691550
>>130691453
You technically founded them, Knuckles.
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No.130691552
No.130691553
>>130691507
>He looks a bit like Scourge, Fleetway Super Sonic and Mephiles thrown into a blender
He also doesn't look or act like Tails at all, i just wanted to point that out
No.130691572
>>130691472
When it does get better though, woo boy.

>>130691507
He was created before 06 ever came out, so him looking and acting like Mephiles is mostly coincidence.
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No.130691577
No.130691586
>>130691525
Is that fucking Chip
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No.130691589
>>130686149
>>130686217
THE RIDE™ AWARDS

Well I don't think we'll be getting any more votes so here are the results. Note that ** indicates a user-submitted response, so they'll only have one vote. I'm thinking of cutting a few of the least popular (Espio, Charmy, etc). Very interested to hear any thoughts. I'll then start another form where you can nominate individual comics/characters to vote for soon™. This will allow multiple submissions. I'll then compile the nominations for the proper The Ride™ Awards. I'm thinking voting will take place during the Tails Gets Trolled Run.
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No.130691600
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No.130691621
No.130691627
>>130691589
If I knew there was a Zone Cop fuck up category, I owuld hsve voted for that.
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No.130691647
No.130691658
>>130691577
Vector IMMEDIATELY looking for a paycheck in this, depsite the fate of the world hanging in the balance.
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No.130691667
No.130691676
>>130691600
IT BEGINS
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No.130691684
No.130691688
>>130691647
I know super sonic is very similar to dbz but every single crossover with them is just SHIT, like holy fuck it does NOT mesh together at all
No.130691703
>>130691688
Their setting mechanics and cosmologies are too different to really reconcile, but I still enjoy the attempts.
No.130691706
>>130691472
>i hate how it takes like 3 or 4 chapters for the art to get better
I kinda like the janky art, not the words words words pages though.
>>130691507
>Seriously?
Comic's from 2003, but he's had that fursona since the late 90s I think. It's a shame he deleted his site, so much Sonic drama lost to the sands of time. Fun fact, he insists he didn't copy Fleetway Super's eyes, but used to go on rants whenever he thought someone was ripping off some aspect of his design.
>>130691627
Yeah, I'm keeping all the user submitted ones in for that reason.
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No.130691726
No.130691732
>>130691684
>Sonic clears Snake Way in a single day where it took Goku a whole fucking filler arc to get through it spanning half a year
He hasn't even appeared yet and monkey boy's already getting mogged.
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No.130691744
Hi there I'm Goku !
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No.130691745
>>130691507
>>130691706
>>Seriously?
Actually, found one from 99. There's an earlier version, but it's literally just green sonic with swirly eyes.
No.130691766
>>130691744
>Goku
>surprised at a talking animal
Goku you dense motherfucker several of your close friends are talking animals. And a talking mime baby. And a slug yoshi.
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No.130691775
No.130691776
>>130691744
ENTER GODKU
No.130691787
>>130691744
I know im going to get shit on for saying this but i HATE Kingdom Hearts on a fundamental level, Anime and Mickey Mouse shouldn't be together and neither should Sonic and Goku
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No.130691792
No.130691802
>>130691744
ENTER
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No.130691811
No.130691817
>>130691766
Yeah, but none of those are hedgehogs.

>>130691787
Your heart is not full of Light.
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No.130691831
No.130691835
>>130691817
Oolong can be a hedgehog if he wants to be. Give the pig some chaos emeralds.
No.130691840
>>130691792
Knuckles really needs to get all these moochers off his island. And Espio knows about Otherworld?
No.130691855
>>130691811
>Goku actually being intelligent and reasonable
What the fuck?

Also, Sonic is in in clothes. AGAIN
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No.130691876
No.130691891
>>130691831
Hey, he's decently strong at least. But let's be glad this isn't Archie Sonic; Goku showing him up like that would have sent him into a seething rage.
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No.130691892
Lets add GT to this as well cause why the fuck not
No.130691904
>>130691787
Based.
>>130691817
>Your heart is not full of Faggotry.
Fixed, KH is gayer than RuPaul
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No.130691910
No.130691914
>>130691904
Back to bed Xehanort.
No.130691930
>>130691892
I thought this was the saiyan saga arc
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No.130691939
And thats the end of this episode !
Find out what happens tomorrow !!
No.130691943
>>130691892
>GT is a part of this
I can dig it.

>>130691930
It's Saiyan Saga for Sonic. It's Saga #Whatever The Fuck nonillion for Goku.
No.130691956
>>130691910
Snarky Cream returns!
No.130691976
>>130691939
>Narrators builds suspense and drops the title
I kind of miss it, nobody does that anymore
No.130692023
>>130691706
>It's a shame he deleted his site, so much Sonic drama lost to the sands of time
Oh wait, he was the actual owner of that fireball20xl site? I remember reading some fan comics there years ago, like "Get blue spheres". I didn't know it's gone, or that there was some fandom drama involving the site.
Wayback Machine seems to have at least some of it up. And the ugly green hedgehog from the comic can even be seen in some usericons on the main page. I guess maybe I never bothered to go to the main page in the past, or didn't pay enough attention.
No.130692050
>>130692023
Yeah, it was Psyguy's site and the drama was over him grooming underage girls. It's fun to poke around the wayback machine though, so many sprite comics!
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No.130692266
Last thread someone mentioned couple of verses of different edgy tailses, and they mentioned
>Silver's fuck up
pardon my newfaginess but what is that? All my searches lead to pornhub.
No.130692357
>>130692266
>Silver's fuck up
It's the adventures of Silver the Hedgehog (and yes, Silver does indeed fuck things up): >>130443560
No.130692421
>>130692266
you already added the silver fuck up tails it is the one that has glasses and a metalic hand and blue cape
No.130692458
>>130690110
Holy shit this comic became a fucking mess in the latter half that you've posted so far. Fucking hell.
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No.130692562
Someone in the previous thread asked for a separate version of the spider Tails while I was away, so here you go.

>>130692421
The anon you're replying to was someone else than the artist of that pic.
Unless a really amazing edgy Tails pops up and I feel like I have to draw him, I don't think I'll add more Tails-es. It's getting harder to shuffle the characters around and add more.
No.130692649
>>130692357
Thanks.
>>130692421
I'm not the artist.
No.130692681
>>130692649
>I'm not the artist.
I know im just mentioning that the silver fuck up tails is already on the drawing
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No.130692687
>>130692562
Hi, I'm the one who posted it, it's a nice pic.
>no more edgy tailses
fair enough. It was getting crowded.
Which one of them would win an all-out brawl?
No.130692701
>>130692681
>silver fuck up tails is already on the drawing
>goggles, blue cape
for a second I thought it was Sparky's tails.
No.130692921
>>130692562
Wasn't me but thanks anyway! Love all of them, but he's definitely my favorite after NIN Tails.
>>130692562
>I don't think I'll add more Tails-es.
Makes sense, there's a lot there already! I'm not sure if we'll be getting any more edgy ones anyway.
>>130692701
Ha! I actually think his artstyle's not too bad.
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No.130692975
>>130692687
I feel like the regular sweet little canon Tails would have the writer on his side, giving him plot armor and allowing him to defeat everyone else somehow, even if he's not as strong as some of the others.
I'm not that into powerlevel wank and can't really say which one would be the most powerful in a fight. But I think the Tails who got fucked up by Silver was the only one who was seen using the super form with Flickies.
No.130693158
>>130692975
Not a fan of power wank either, but DESTINY Tails would be the winner, he's literally the sum of all other Tails', so there'd be no one to fight. You're right about Adventures of Silver!Tails being the only one who could take on regular!Tails since he also has a super form. Darkness is not all Black!Tails is immortal though.
No.130693204
>>130693158
>he's literally the sum of all other Tails', so there'd be no one to fight.
But that also means everyone's a winner!
>You're right about Adventures of Silver!Tails being the only one who could take on regular!Tails since he also has a super form.
Regular Tails has never canonically used a super form in the games so jury's still out on whether super Tails is a real thing in nuSEGA's eyes.
No.130693264
>>130693204
>But that also means everyone's a winner!
They'd all literally get participation trophies!
>Regular Tails has never canonically used a super form in the games so jury's still out on whether super Tails is a real thing in nuSEGA's eyes.
Iizuka you fiend! Yeah, Super Tails could be read as him embellishing his contributions in S3&K (with Sonic and Tails, then Knuckles being the cannon routes), but he did have a pseudo-super form in Heroes.
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No.130693534
>>130687327
Sad part is I'd take himbo+ Silver Shadow over what IDW is doing with him.
No.130693575
>>130692921
Technically, there's one additional edgy Tails right in this very thread. But it's so different from regular Tails that I don't feel like it truly counts. It doesn't have the tails, it's not even a fox, it's just Tails replaced with an edgehog OC.
No.130693598
>>130693534
What is IDW doing with him? I try not to read crap.
No.130693639
>>130693598
Making him job as usual.
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No.130693644
>>130693534
He's pretty cute, ngl.
>>130693575
Yeah, unless he has a distinct Tails-like look, I'd say he doesn't count either.
>>130693598
It's more Sega mandating him to be Shadow the grump-hog, where he isn't actually friends with Rouge and Omega. Essentially how he was written in boom.
No.130694573
>>130686460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGqS2JvEVAE
No.130694591
>>130686583
Then he's ahead of his time because this came out in 2003
No.130694697
>>130687170
Well you know what Ford stands for Tails. Fix It Again, Tony. Haha, wait...
No.130694870
>>130690110
Thank you, Konduktor, you're an inspiration and a horror to us all.
No.130694916
>>130691577
Espio, what's wrong with your head, cuz?
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No.130694919
>>130692050
Ruins of the Fourth Wall, by Jen Irwin.

You're welcome for those memories.
No.130695068
>>130691589
Best Zone-cop fuck-up sounds like a fun suggestion.

I feel like there should be some kind of category for the best funny comic. Maybe it should include shitpost comics too. Some comics were longer action/adventure stuff that tried to mimic the tone of official Sonic works while some others were silly joke stories, and IMO they should be separate categories instead of both being included under wholesome comics.

I didn't vote on the form because it required logging in. In my opinion letting people vote without an account would be better. Some people are paranoid about their privacy, or they just can't be arsed to do things that require logging in.
Of course, anonymous voting would mean that if someone wants to manipulate the poll results, it's easier to do so. But I'd rather trust people enough to let them vote anonymously, just like they post anonymously on this site.
That's just my opinion on it, though. If people disagree and want a more secure poll, it's okay for me.
No.130695079
>>130695068
Yeah I would've voted if it wasn't for the voting using Google sign in.
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No.130695309
>>130694919
Nice! I liked "Damn" back in the day. Doesn't exactly hold up by today's standards though. Actually, looking through the web archive, I saw a referral link to Exterminatus Now, my absolute favorite non-Sonic Sonic comic. It doesn't have any Sonic characters so it's not eligible for The Ride, but I do recommend checking it out.

>>130695068
>>130695079
Fair enough, I actually set it up using an account not tied to my real identity for the exact same reasons. Next one, I'll not require a login. I doubt anyone's going to manipulate the results. Worst case scenario, I can always add in a short answer question on the ride so I can run plagiarism detection.
I'll split the category into most funny (shitpost) and best comedy (non-shitpost).
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No.130695618
>>130695309
Exterminatus-Now did begin as a Sonic comic, but after the crew making it realized they didn't like Sonic any more, they rewrote things and redesigned the characters to distance make it an original thing.

Lothar Hex's redesign was particularly appalling. Pic not related.
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No.130695619
>>130689660
How long will IDW take?
No.130695676
>>130689778
b-but why?
WHAT? What even was Deathwish's plan?!?!
No.130695693
>>130695619
Probably a month or so?
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No.130695816
>>130689778
Was that supposed to be a surprise twist? This page was not very subtle about it
>>130688897
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No.130695930
>>130695618
Yeah, I think it was initially a Warhammer 40k AU thing mixed with Sonic stuff, not sure if they ever made it a comic though. I'm glad they had it go in its own direction. I don't remember it being directly Sonic related, although I think Lothar had a sprite comic before EN.
Not sure about the redesign, is that the hyena one? Not a fan of it personally, but then I do prefer the Sonic style. Fun fact, his glove changes color between brown and white a few times before settling on the fingerless version.
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No.130695966
Speaking of old webcomics, where did they used to host "Not for resale"? I was curious if those comics are still online, but searching for it gives me mainly just websites that sell old Sonic games. One artist uploaded the strips they drew on their dA, but the strip had rotating artists.
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No.130696024
>>130695966
Nevermind, I'm an idiot, it says the url right in that picture.
I can't find it on the site for some reason, though. I think the creator's taken it down or something. But the archive sites still have it.
https://web.archive.org/web/20190526055010/https://www.mgcomics.com/NFR/?ep=1093289949
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No.130696073
>>130696024
Redfox huh? Pic related. Did have a quick look and there's a few artists with their strips still up, might be useful if the wayback machine missed any:
>https://www.furaffinity.net/view/5551989/
>https://www.deviantart.com/nomad-the-hedgehog/gallery/4142269/not-for-resale-sonic-parody-comic
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No.130697183
>>130691745
Actually, let's have a look at the earlier one too! Interesting to note that he not only popularized Sonic recolors but also Sonic sprite comics.
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No.130698132
>>130692687
Use the big version already
No.130698380
>>130691011
>lots of kids drawing it "for exposure"
Ah yes, that probably turned out well...
No.130698422
>>130693598
Mandates turned him into fucking Vegeta, complete with him entirely fucking everyone over by getting infected and turned into a Zombot, thus making the Meta Virus situation impossibly worse.
No.130698508
>>130698422
But muh high stakes
No.130698642
>>130692050
There were a lot of Sonic comics on Smackjeeves back then too, long before it died. Fortunately someone's archived all of the comics that were still up at that time. For me, it's a more personal trip down memory lane. So many sonic's the friends house zone author comics.
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No.130698844
>>130698642
Just looked it up and literally the first comic is Sonadow themed. Now that's service! https://archive.org/details/smackjeeves-web-comics
No.130699488
>>130698422
From my perspective the jed- zombie stories are the real lazy writer cancer.
The Walking Dead formula isn't for stories, let alone happy stories, it's an unresolvable backdrop that's honestly depressing to think about, like Battlestar.
No.130699855
This is some megatism shit. Arts pretty nice though
No.130700076
>>130699855
Wish the art style stuck to one style instead of like five. This comic was going through so many artists.
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No.130700241
>>130691744
Waku Waku Sonic you look strong, I'm getting excited thinking about fighting you
No.130700572
>>130700076
At least Sonic Unbound and STC generally had a similar aesthetic they both went for.
No.130700804
>>130700572
It's so crazy just how much better of an artist Okida became between Unbound and STC + Turtle Power.
No.130701026
>>130699855
Which one? The black and white scribbly one or the Sonic X DBZ one?
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No.130701143
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No.130701269
>>130700241
Silence jobber
No.130701387
>>130701269
Fleetway Super saving us from the rabid fight autist.
No.130701610
>>130699855
>This is some megatism shit
Yes, it's called Sonic the Hedgehog.
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No.130702461
The wholesome Tails saga continues with guest star Shadow!
No.130702485
>>130702461
>stupid Kirlia bitch I hope you turn into a tree
No.130703591
>>130702461
Calm down Shadow.

>>130702485
Kek.
No.130704566
>>130691589
Even in polls, the Mario fears the Sonic.
No.130704675
Fucking braindead edgelord cringe. Too fucking low to be called "unofficial" LMAO
No.130705138
>>130704675
>Fucking braindead edgelord cringe
Yes, it's called Shadow the Hedgehog.
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No.130705242
>>130701269
that was a good hit, I'm tingling with excitement with the idea of showing you my true power waku waku
No.130705460
>>130704675
But enough about IDW.
No.130705562
>>130705460
Nice joke, IDW isn't nearly bold enough to qualify as "edgelord."
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No.130705858
>>130705242
lol did anyone hear anything?
No.130706373
>>130704675
Have you considered coping and/or seething more?
No.130706875
>>130686149
How is this Sonic and why is that guy about to perform rasenshuriken with that Emerald?
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No.130706963
So, Deathwish's plan was to:
>Frame Tails and fiends for crimes they didn't do
>challenge them to a scavenger hunt for items they didn't even know existed
>only to then immediately lock them up and frame them for even MORE crimes while also giving them a chance to steal the chaos diamond she already had
>set them up for a public execution
>and then watch them die?

Alternatively, she wants them to collect them all before she can, but if she wanted that, she could have just had Sonic drag Tails and Shadow along for a fake adventure. This is 4D chess and I can't keep up. Keep in mind, SHE is the reason any of them are involved, if she did nothing, she could just collect all the diamonds while Shadow and Tails stay at home trying to find ways for Tails to get in Amy's pant.
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No.130707058
>>130706963
You wouldn’t get it