Let the games begin! We got more diabolical Robotnik schemes, a game adaptation, and the first appearance of an iconic Archie character! We’re only doing three issues today but there’s still a lot of fun to be had!
Question: What Sonic game should get a gag and pun-filled comic?
Sonic and the Freedom Fighters Note: There aren’t any dragons on Mobius. Yet.
>>139767864 That stadium is nightmare inducing. >>139767856 >Sonic 06 I did like that parody comic we did that had Silver dressed up like Trunks. Felt pretty close to that.
>>139767919 Antoine has Z skills! >>139767903 That'd be fun! >>139767912 Yes it will! We just have to pair him up with another platforming superstar! I'm thinking... Bubsy!
>>139767970 >>139767998 >Early Robotnik: a Cummings/Baldry Hybrid >By Endgame: Cummings >Early Eggman: Deem Brisbow >After Sonic's Space Adventure: Pollock for the rest of the way.
>>139767967 >And which would you pick? ... I genuinely can't choose. Kinda feels like all them have already been parodied. Then again, it's all the bargain basement hurr hurr surface level jokes. ... SA2, but specifically by someone who actually likes this franchise.
>>139768063 Sonic's back in action! >>139768045 >SA2 Shame that Shadow is mandated to never crack jokes or be funny but I'll slip Iizuka some sleeping pills.
>>139768088 Likely included in the reference material given to them by SEGA Splats appeared in a few pieces of promotional images, cards and toys for years after he was cut from the game
>>139768097 >Shame that Shadow is mandated to never crack jokes or be funny but I'll slip Iizuka some sleeping pills. I feel obligated to point out that Shadow was plenty sassy in his debut game. "You're not even good enough to be my fak-" anyone? Izuka's gaslighting himself at this point.
>>139768147 I'll be honest, my point of reference are the genesis games and japanese voice actors so I don't relly know what these characters are supposed to sound like.
>>139767835 >Question: What Sonic game should get a gag and pun-filled comic? Sonic Lost World seems ripe for it, also that one guy in other thread was really pissed about Antoine
>>139768214 You know, since all forms of industry belongs to Robotnik, I feel like any money he spends just goes around in a circle and comes back to him.
>>139768301 I like how One Piece played it as a joke at first and then everyone almost starves to death because all their food supplies were made completely inedible.
>>139768229 >Smash Cut to the Freedom Fighters covered into some cosmic horrors blood. >Bunnie: Look, I love ya Sally Girl but please leave the cooking to ANYONE else. That goes for you to, Blaze. >Twan: How do summon ze compact horror-- >Sonic: Abstract. >Twan: Abstract Horror from Boling Water?!
>>139768310 With Sonic's speed and Sally's inability to cook, a plan is formed! >>139768225 Now there's something Iizuka would sign off on. >>139768229 No survivors.
Y'know, it's really dam weird that there aren't more insect mobians. Currently there's only like two of them. Do they have some kind of mandate forbidding them too?
>>139767892 Shit like this is what I want from IDW, where Eggman can just build entire fuck you stadiums out of nowhere without anyone bringing up melodramatic bullshit.
>>139768730 ENTER SNI-- SNARLEY?! Wasn't expecting this to be his first appearance. >>139768665 All those poor kids that only got to play one level. >>139768672 He's just like me!
>>139768488 Here's another drawing based on that Rotor's stance.
>>139768184 >is barefoot all of the time! *chef kiss* as he should.
>>139768222 That's hotter, methinks. Rotor being all bull and warrior on the field, yet having some bit of backpain or the usual elderly woes is really cute and mature'ish. He's the lazy type after all.
>>139768308 That's my good big bro! Should've mention ahead this is from spectral-bat, I didn't draw it of course.
>>139768728 Sorry, not mine actually. From spectral-bat.
>>139768775 >another imaginary story where sonic and robotnik grew up as kids with chuck watching over them >and again with a tractor >>139768688 You're just mad you didn't get a check from Antoine.
>>139768612 The cat there reminds me of Heathcliff. Reminder the Mike Gallagher is the nephew of George Gately, creator of Heathcliff (As well as the cousin of the guy who currently runs the strip) Also that Dave Manak and Milton Knight worked on Marvel's Heathcliff comic book
>>139768827 >>139768828 >>139768844 The zonecops are like >There must always be a Sonic. There must always be an Eggman. There must always be a tractor.
>>139768775 ... Mike. You made Sonic the Ghost of Christmas Past solely for that shitty pun. I can't even hate. That is a respectable level of not giving a fuck.
>>139768871 >kids comic, so we can't show a future in which Sonic has finally had enough and put Eggman in the fucking dirt Damn. I demand a proper Ghost of Christmas Future the Hedgehog, dammit!
>>139768290 >>139768310 >>139768383 >we used to have fun villains like the Termine-nator that had gimmicks that needed them to be defeated through clever thinking >now we just have glorified fanfic OCs doing fuckall Man, what happened?
>>139768963 >>139768982 And why is Eggman smoking? In Sonic's dream, where he was eggman, Sonic manipulated events in the present, to where Eggman of the future is blown up, but Eggman in the present, who WAS NOT DREAMING, WAS BLOWN UP IN REALITY, IN THE DREAM, BUT IN REALITY
>>139769088 RIP that flower. >>139769069 >hamlin: the secret ingredient is people! or to be specific, pigs! >>139769041 He's immortal and incapable of staying dead.
Sigh... Reading this comic just reminds me of how fucked things are right now. I feel stupid for actually unironically thinking "I miss when the planet had a name.", and yet here we are.
>>139769062 >"since Robitnik took over the planet, money has no value!" And people shit on Sega for mandating that money doesn't exist in Sonic, when it's been a thing from the start.
>>139769160 This is my favorite setting too. Like Eggman has fucked up the planet so hard that only himself and robots can survive. It's like Sonic CD, if Sonic CD had anything resembling a plot.
>>139769166 If they had tractors then none of this would've happened.
>>139769188 I don't know if sliding down oil on a dirty hill is that fun or healthy. >>139769138 IIZUKAAAAAAAAAAA >>139769142 I can definitely see that happening.
>>139769175 The worst Eggman did in CD was make a giant statue of himself just to show off how great he was (not caring about the mess of construction he left behind). Robotnik here wants nothing short of every trace of organic life purged from existence.
>>139769233 Because Chuck made Sonic's shoes. But you can interpret that in a lot of worrying ways. >>139769187 Still pretty lighthearted and filled with puns.
I know it's really early to ask this but will anyone storytime STC/Fleetway after the end of the Storytime like in the last ride? I really enjoyed it >>139769187 just wait until we get around 20 issues lol
Hey conductor, would you mind storytiming this https://videogameartarchive.com/tagged/Look%20%26%20Find%20Sonic%20The%20Hedgehog and the golden books Secret Admirer, shoes blues, and up against the wall? (not double trouble tho the art is just traced shit). It's baiscally early archie and even has art by Mawhinney. I'd love to see you do them
>>139769307 I really hope that's not real poison ivy or Sonic's not having those two sets of twins in the future. >>139769249 YES >>139769259 >sonic does a bunch of yo mama jokes and dropping f-bombs >he gets cancelled
>>139769362 Today Robotnik attempts to commit pedophilia. >>139769296 Sadly just his fists. >>139769327 Don't worry, Shadow is Iizuka's favorite character. No way he'd allow that!
>>139769416 It's a good thing Sonic always does the opposite of what Sally tells him. >>139769354 No more fetishes! >>139769364 Thanks to Smash we know what that fusion looks like.
>>139769416 Y'know, this probably goes a way to explaining why Nicole uncharacteristically got real bitch on Eggman when he tried to attack New Mobotropolis. She found out about this incident, and was having none of it.
>>139769517 >ss sally Shouldn't it be Tails instead of Sally. Anyway, that's it for today! Tomorrow at 7pm EST we'll do more Archie comics! The next Unofficial thread will be when this is about to archive. >>139769336 And I'll look into this later. Thanks!
>>139769789 I actually kind of like it. The comic is so boring and aimless when Penders isn't writing it. but it turns into a real fucking trainwreck fairly quick.
>>139769789 Like many infamously bad things, his stuff is really dull and tedious until you get to the controversial parts that everyone knows about. In my opinion, the main problem with his writing is the bland characterization. For whatever reason, the characters feel so stiff and lifeless when he's writing them, and it's torturous to sit through. You'll see when we get there.
>>139768850 Archie has this and the weird flashback issue, IDW has him as Mr. Tinker being a handyman and presumably fixing tractors, what about Fleetway?
>>139769789 As far as these 90s comics goes, it only gets bad under his pen when Echidnas are involved. His really early stuff isn't too far off from what we've seen so far
>>139769859 the Saturn era (1995-98) was a drag. Sonic only had a handful of games and we had grab every issues like it was our last. Sadly it meant having to deal with Penders' ramblings
>>139769968 Chronicles in exchange for having the worst soundtrack ever put in a video game did have snappy and cohesive writing and did the enchilada plotline better.
>>139770006 They had to buy a japanese copy to do an adaption of Sonic Adventure. It was probably still complicated with Sonic Adventure 2, which was even worse since that game had a bigger narrative than the first game, so they likely didn't even bother.
>>139769968 >Did chronicles really do his stuff better? How? Via lots of streamlining. One of the problems with the Dark Legion stuff is that it's bogged down with a lot of inconsequential lore that doesn't actually serve the story. Chronicles has a limited run time, so it has to get all the important shit out there and give it a satisfying resolution. Also, Shade has a strong personality and a cool design, which helps.
>>139769789 Not while the comic is still in goofy pun mode. But you can REALLY tell when Penders starts writing. The comic becomes unintentionally funny rather than intentional.
>>139770083 >>139770120 That was fucking hilarious. This was in one of the recap specials, right? Just dropped a few sentences about how the Dark Legion are a bunch of scrubs, while the Nocturnus Clan are real niggas. Amazing.
One has to wonder if that at least contributed to Penders getting litigious.
>>139770140 >I'm not furfag, Come one, anon. You don't have to lie to use or yourself. It's a Sonic thread.
>>139770095 >>139770101 >>139770168 I know Chronicles wasn't the best but holy fuck, fuck penders man. All of this lore is locked away and knuckles has jack shit now and will never do anything interesting ever agin
>>139770006 The mess that was adapting SA1 was so bad that Archie swore off game adaptations after it. Instead, they put out "Another time and place..." stories that just recap the new game's opening cutscene and then make you buy said game for more.
>>139770215 Her boss betrayed her and lied to her about his real plan about coming back to Sonic's world. So it's more of a case about not really having a choice.
>>139770253 >Archie swore off game adaptations after it Well, kinda? They still ended up doing their own versions of various games, like Tail's Adventure, Fighters, and of course Unleashed.
>>139770288 Those came well into Ian's run when he had already purged the comic of most if not all of the Penders bullshit that made SA1 so bad and figured it was safe to try again.
>>139770288 They wanted to do those. They, more or less, swore off of incorporating mandated adaptations into their continuity. They briefly adapted SA2 and that was it. Everything else got ushered under the "another time, another place" label.
>>139770191 I don't have a fursona, I don't go to furry conventions, and I don't wear or own a fursuit.
I don't want to doxx myself, but for this I think I have to. I'm 41 years old and live with my parents! (Long story; basically real life issues, unlike CWC.)
Why I'm typing this to all of you is because I don't want you to think I'm the next Chris-chan.
In summary, yes, I do find some female Sonic characters attractive.
>>139770348 If you can call it an adaptation. The whole thing was just a bunch of human OCs providing exposition before City Escape, with Shadow and Rouge only briefly appearing.
>>139770328 >>139770348 Yeah, I guess that tracks. And to be fair, direct adaptations wouldn't be nearly as interesting, since the appeal of the comic is that it's its own thing.
>>139770383 ... Okay. Ain't nobody judging you, bruh. Not unless you're gonna start getting insecure about it.
>>139770120 >>139770131 >>139770191 It doesn't help that the DL get son'ed by everyone on Mobius & the only members worth a damn left(Julie-Su), a retard(Kragok), a powerful hungry bitch(Lien-Da) & Dimitri who SHOULD be the immortal king of Mobius as Enerjak but fucked that up. The Albion Echindas get shit done. For better & for worse.
>>139770423 STC played very loose with the SEGA IPs. Axel is kind of a pussy in Streets of Rage, Ax "What if Conan was a JOBBER" Battler in Golden Axe and the madness that was Wonder Boy.
>>139770600 And of course, DeCap Attack becomes a comedy sitcom mostly centered on how Chuck, his talking add-on skull, and Igor all hate each other while the titular villain Max D. Cap almost never appears, yet it ends up becoming the longest-running non-Sonic comic in STC.
>>139769862 Fleetway backstory for Robotnik was based on the original SoA bible but tldr he's just Kintobor fused with a rotten egg due to chaos bullshit which you later find out was caused by Sonic during the Metallix arc
"Here we see a wild Mobian running from a so-called 'Unofficial Conductor' robot. She has it confused with the 'Thistposter model, which looks similar in appearance".
>>139770600 Don’t forget about Shining Force. That adaptation had basically nothing to do with the actual game. They turned a phantasy world into a sci-fi one because of a minor plotline in the game involving a lost advanced civilization.
So originally these Sonic comics went with a two part longform story, a couple shortform stories then a one part longform story for the longest time. Guess people started to get kinda bored of how episodic the comic was with how nothing was really happening in the world besides cartoon evil antics, which is why Archie was originally going to cancel it?
>>139771520 IMO Toxic Caves and Lava Powerhouse were fine zones but The Machine and Showdown were hard for the sake of hard so kids would never beat it/keep renting it
>>139771507 Apologize for turning Shadow into a battle droid and making him kill everyone >:(
>>139770165 Golden-eyed Rotor ah, ah, ah, the sunflower of my life. Did you make this? The pudgy belly on him is very smoochable and rubable! I'm gonna save this ahead right into my Rotor archive folder, if you don't mind. Thanks so much for your service on expanding this waddy across the world!
>>139770171 Pretty much the one left out of the field, yet very fitting design choice to bring for him. I love the side-burns too, along the forehead bangs and his big cool bomber jacket. Rotor's pretty much the love child of Baloo, and Dizzy Devil, when you think about it.
>>139772311 Probably just a case of Cal and Al being so powerful in a gag character sense that they could just beat and fix everything with their powers while Sonic et al just sit there.
>>139772359 I can see that, but you could easily twist it around to where they view EVERYTHING as a game. To the point where even if they do solve the current issue, they basically just take over as the new issue to deal with.
Then again, you'd need hard rules that they would be forced to obey in order for those kinds of stories to work, just like Mxyzptlk.
>>139772545 I mean, seeing how you gas them up to make super sonic a mere toy and enerjak is roughly the same levl as SS. He wouldn't even last a second desu.
>>139772564 Enerjak is massively stronger than S.S, the version of Enerjak he fought in the Prime Zone was weakened due to Egg Grapes, Dark Enerjak folded Super Sonic and was weakened to make Silver plot happen, if he managed to Ascend to state of true Enerjak it would be an even battle
>>139772584 Enerjak wasn’t weakened by the egg grapes at all, he never stated or showed that anywhere. He struggled to beat SS just vecause he did. In Ian’s story of how Dark Enerjak beat Super Sonic it was also a struggle to beat him then, and he only did it by teleporting Sonic into the sun
>>139772584 Really now. I'll take your word on it, then I guess that would be an interesting fight. would still be tough with the two bros at the same time
>>139772604 >In Ian’s story of how Dark Enerjak beat Super Sonic it was also a struggle to beat him then, and he only did it by teleporting Sonic into the sun Which story and link to it?
>>139772783 I think it's more like Enerjak's costume is based on an Egyptian Pharoahs. I guess because it's another Culture with Pyramids, Tikal being the Mayan rep, Jak' the Egyptian one, I guess if one looked around you could find a Thai, Aztec and Kush Echidna too. Or shit, draw one.
Okay since we're tangentially mentioning Sonic Prime I legit see no issue with the show. Yeah the Shatterverse concept is kinda dumb but the plot is fun.
Also I think Chaos Sonic being annoying is kind of the point, and honestly? It kinda works for an "evil Sonic" concept, at least for me. We're so used to fanworks making the concept be much more angsty (hell, even Fleetway!Super is just the "it's not me i have a superpowered evil side" trope), but an evil Sonic being an absolutely insufferable and sadistic faggot kind of really makes sense, especially for Prime!Sonic who's such a disaster himbo.
>>139773532 Sonic Prime is just a harmless cartoon that wanted to do Sonic but with multiverses. It's very obviously for kids first and everyone else second but that's fine.
>>139773532 if i was a kid i'd love prime, and i agree that chaos sonic is probably the funnest metal sonic concept we've ever had; a robot version of sonic that keeps his snark.
>>139773532 Chaos Sonic is fine in concept, but his design sucks ass, and that's a cardinal sin for someone that has to live up to the perfection that is Metal Sonic's design.
Also the show REALLY shpuld not be canon, it needlessly drags the show down so hard.
>>139774310 it does everything in its power to act like it's not canon so you're fine. reminder that it's a carrot on a stick that only the americans care about
>>139767835 >Question Sonic and the Black Knight would be hilarious >Sonic and the Freedom Fighters Note Interesting >>139767892 >giant creepy stadium with his face on it And to think we'd have to wait until Unleashed to see something like that in the games! >>139767967 THERE THEY ARE! >>139768184 >Friendly reminder that [REDACTED] is barefoot all of the time! The slut! >>139768294 That was Archimedes the Fire Ant >>139768408 Those pecs are nice... >>139768528 >I think I remember getting nightmares from the first level's boss in the commercial for this game. Absolutely horrifying >>139768778 Cute!
>>139774921 Usually you guys post awful fan comics or modern comics with awful OCs, serious stories, and cringey animu style art. So it's nice to see a Sonic-related comic that you don't have to be autistic to enjoy. I mean, I know there aren't that many but still.
>>139768876 He's become obsessed! >>139769012 I do love how cute they make the characters >>139769254 The greatest treasure is related to feet >>139769340 lmao, Tails is dressed as everyone's favorite sleaze >>139769362 It's just like your comic Konductor! >>139769562 Thanks Konductor! >>139770101 Cute! >>139770748 Look at her go! >>139770896 lmao >>139771532 B-but Shard is best boy ;_; >>139772115 I ship it! >>139772172 Huh, was not expecting another comic from them so soon >>139772189 I like the cute markings! >>139772647 >>139773183 Fun fact, it's likely a shelved issue they used for filler in a fucking milestone issue. You can tell because they use Tails' old design but colored him orange >>139772783 He's so handsome!
>>139772647 >>139773183 The funny thing about DESTINY is that it's easily comic's lowest point, so things genuinely improve from there. Immediately, in fact, because the next issue has Stargazing.
>>139775295 I'd say people like her as much as they do because Sonic now has an official kuudere little girl AI construct as a roster character, plus it helps she's being heavily daughter-coded to Eggman.
>>139776178 I can understand the anxiety from actual artists when shit like this DALL-E 3 image generator can make stuff that looks not actually garbage. I've even seen certain anons making anthros via their tastes that don't look like AI nightmares.
>>139776326 It's just another AI thing that won't do porn for some reason, which is its only real use aside from screwing around. I can't believe it's 2023, we're at the cutting edge of technology and some fucking guy went "on second thought, sex is bad actually" and devoted considerable development time and resources to make the AI recognize what's hot and intentionally remove it.
>>139776428 I've seen some of these anthros get fairly lewd somehow, like one with an exposed behind, which I guess comes from really gaming the prompt system which as you said is super puritan as ChatGPT turned into after it became too popular. If the general populace had an AI image generator like DALL-E3 that could make unlimited smut from prompts that could just be the end of civilization right there.
>>139776843 They can look like disconnected artwork but if you're going for a a generic style it can work. Sonic specifically is a far harder request though. Any comic book, easily.
Hopefully you stick around, especially if you're yet another Rotor fanatic like me. If you're still here, I hope we can talk lots more of Rotor for the next thread, bud-bud! If not here, then definitely the *other* board, plus4chan, current latest Sonic thread there.