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Unofficial Sonic Storytime: Sonic the Hedgehog Movie 2019

No.134089951
Previous Thread: >>134075510

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Really short thread tonight. In a cursed, alternate timeline, the original design for Sonic for the live action movie had gone ahead as planned. What we ended up with was a completely different movie. The sales were abysmal and it was the laughingstock of the internet for years. What this artist has done is look into this other world and created a comic based on this nonexistent movie. That or they did these comics in 2019 before the redesign was revealed. Anyway, this is Sonic the Hedgehog Movie 2019!

https://www.deviantart.com/skullval-2000

Also, last thread had an update for Clash of Two Worlds, Tails Gets Trolled, and The Heart of a Monster. Check the OP of the last thread for posts replying to it.
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No.134089971
>>134089951
We jump right into the action!
No.134089974
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>In a cursed, alternate timeline
OOoooo
>The sales were abysmal and it was the laughingstock of the internet for years.
ooooh dear...
No.134089982
>>134089951
Conductor, I asked for Movie continuity comics, not cursed Movie continuity comics!

Well whatever LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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No.134089989
>>134089971
Curse this blue abomination!
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No.134090000
>>134089989
It's a building seeking missile!
>>134089974
Oh dear indeed!
>>134089982
You wished upon OG movie Sonic's paw.
No.134090005
>>134089989
It's strange how he has most of the traits of the redesign, but he still has no gloves like the original design.
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No.134090009
>>134090000
ENTER TOM
No.134090018
>>134090009
ENTER BEST DAD
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No.134090024
>>134090009
MY BABY!
>>134090005
In 2D a lot of the mistakes are ironed out. Just a bit.
No.134090032
>>134090024
Even in other continuities, MY BABY seems to be a thing.
No.134090033
Can we talk about how badly Belle got utterly cucked? I know she exists to suffer, but now she's suffering on a meta level. Goddamn.
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No.134090034
>>134090024
Baby: Saved
>>134090018
>jules would like a word with you
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No.134090053
>>134090034
MY BABY!
>>134090032
I pray for the day when people stop thinking about the children. They've been hogging the spotlight for too long.
No.134090055
>>134089971
>>134089989
Gotta be honest, original design movie Sonic is kinda cute here. Then again, he's drawn to be a fun cartoony creature instead of that "realistic" leaning horror show.
No.134090056
>>134090033
Nobody likes Belle, so it's fine.

>>134090034
An admittedly cute looking Sonic saved the baby. Now if only he got some gloves.
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No.134090060
>>134090053
Gotcha!
No.134090073
>>134090060
Kill him Eggman!
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No.134090077
>>134090060
Jimbotnic has a point. We all remember that first trailer.
>>134090055
He's just a furry humanoid creature with shoes.
No.134090090
>>134090073
Fuck off, Stone.

>>134090077
He isn't wrong, but Tom has the gun.
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No.134090091
>>134090077
Everything's going according to keikaku.
>>134090056
>Now if only he got some gloves.
What if that was the only change they made to him?
No.134090094
>>134090033
None of us like Belle.
>But I-
NONE of us.
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No.134090101
>>134090091
Take the money Tom, Iizuka can't stop you.
>>134090073
Whose side are you on? I don't entirely blame you when it comes to this version.
No.134090106
>>134090077
>He's just a furry humanoid creature with shoes.
Exactly. The fact he doesn't look like shit is itself kinda surreal.

>Tom just pulls out his fucking gat
Damn! Donut Dad doesn't fuck around.
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No.134090114
>>134090101
Ouch!
No.134090124
>>134090091
Ah, I see even Jimbotnik is in the business of gaslighting

>>134090101
Tom no!
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No.134090129
>>134090114
Begone Tom!
>>134090106
There are ways to make it work in 3D but I'm glad they gave it a complete overhaul. RIP the studio that made it happen. They were probably going to be shut down anyway.
No.134090134
>>134090056
>>134090094
I genuinely can't wait for Sage to show up in the comic. The inevitable encounter between sisters is going to be amazing.
No.134090140
>>134090129
Tom is fucking dead.
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No.134090147
>>134090129
Evil wins!
>>134090124
>Ah, I see even Jimbotnik is in the business of gaslighting
>amy: meh, amateur
No.134090148
>>134090033
How she got cucked?
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No.134090163
>>134090147
Oof. Big oof even.
>>134090140
Close to it.
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No.134090175
>>134090163
>all those f-bombs
And this movie is now rated R.
No.134090178
>>134090147
Jimbotnik is a dick.
No.134090180
>>134090114
>in his back
You mean in his SPINE. Fucking hell, that hurts to look at.

>>134090129
I love how to this day there are idiots who honestly believe the first design was some kind of PR stunt.
No.134090189
>>134090175
Fucking OUCH
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No.134090194
>>134090175
>annie
No.134090198
>>134090024
There goes Eggman killing babies again...
No.134090200
>>134090148
Thanks to Frontiers, Eggman has a daughter he actually cares about.
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No.134090211
>>134090194
Now for the second, much shorter chapter.
No.134090214
>>134089951
>Our konductor’s finally run out of Sonic comics from our world and is now looking through alternate realities
Truly The Ride never ends!
No.134090218
>>134090194
Maddie before Maddie.
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No.134090220
>>134090211
Wake up!
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No.134090235
>>134090220
Don't have to draw much if everything is in darkness.
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No.134090252
>>134090235
Hmmmmm... something doesn't feel right about this.
No.134090265
>>134090252
Tom, that's not Sonic. The real one probably isn't having a very good time right now.
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No.134090268
>>134090252
>tell me why
https://youtu.be/4fndeDfaWCg
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No.134090279
>>134090268
You know what, I think this would be an improvement over the original design too. I bet it'd test better with children and families.
No.134090293
>>134090055
Yeah, he’s pretty handsome
>>134090147
Punished Tom’s pretty hot
No.134090296
>>134090279
It's telling when even this would be better design than the original.
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No.134090299
>>134090279
Is this some parental NTR?
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No.134090315
>>134090299
>paramount: we heard your complaints about sonic's design and decided to replace him with sonic.exe
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No.134090328
>>134090315
That's gotta hurt!
No.134090330
>>134090279
>Why did you abandoned me?
Sonic... no offence but you looked like a nasty rat in the first trailer and now you have a creepy pasta face, give him a break
No.134090331
>>134090299
Let's not go there, Conductor. That leads to dark places.

>>134090315
I didn't know .EXE was going to crossover with this!
No.134090337
>>134090299
Yes. Yes it is.
No.134090341
>>134090279
Kids love creepypastas, it’ll surely be a hit!
>>134090299
Stupid sexy Robotnik
No.134090348
>>134090328
This may as well be Tom Abuse: The Comic.
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No.134090350
>>134090328
Funny thing, the artist created another human (probably a self insert) and called them Annie.
No.134090367
>>134090350
Well that warrants the question of How's Annie?
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No.134090370
>>134090350
And that's sadly it for this story. But we do have more comics from this artist. I'll give them credit, they stuck with this cursed version of the movie in a lot of the comics.
No.134090377
>>134090348
Tom’s been a bad boy, wearing all those tight tshirts. He needs to be punished!
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No.134090380
>>134090299
>parental NTR
Those words should not be used together on a blue board.
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No.134090381
>>134090370
I suppose Sonic would instinctively know how to handle a hedgehog and not get pricked.
No.134090385
>>134090370
Maddie is going to beat Jimbotnik to death to get her boy back. Best mom.

>they stuck with this cursed version of the movie in a lot of the comics.
For what purpose.
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No.134090396
>>134090381
Vin Diesel approves.
No.134090398
>>134090381
>petting a hedgehog without gloves on
Wachowski what are you doing
No.134090411
>>134090396
Awww!
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No.134090413
>>134090396
And then Sonic was adopted by a family of hedgehogs.
>>134090385
>For what purpose.
It's their baby now. Nobody else cares for it.
No.134090421
>>134090396
Sad Sonic is sad. If only there were a pair of humans to adopt him, the greatest warrior in the galaxy, and a 300+ IQ fox.
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No.134090425
>>134090413
But we still have the redesign as well.
No.134090427
>>134090413
The color makes his lack of gloves even more striking.
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No.134090431
>>134090425
Boo this dad!
No.134090436
>>134090425
Bad dad alert!
No.134090439
>>134090425
Holy shit, Tom, you deserved to get NTR
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No.134090445
>>134090431
For something completely different, based off of the Mashed videos.
No.134090448
>>134090431
>bad dad jokes
And so it begins...

>>134090439
Nobody deserves the NTR. But Tom does make it tempting...
No.134090462
>>134090425
Now he does deserve to be punished, and not in a sexy way!
No.134090463
>>134090445
Guys, Tails is off his meds again.
No.134090467
>>134090427
Imagine what they feel like
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No.134090471
>>134090445
And we end the night with this. Forget Ugly Sonic, I like the idea of original movie Sonic becoming an EXE. Tomorrow at 9pm EST we'll do more comics and I'll drop the next page of Sonic and the Freedom Fighters!
No.134090484
>>134090445
Didn't saw the conclusion for those, what the fuck was Tails' problem?
No.134090485
>>134090471
You know, X/Xenophanes is one of the few characters on this Ride that I don't think anyone has lewd posted about. Weird.
No.134090490
>>134090471
Thanks Konductor!
No.134090501
>>134090471
Alright, thanks conductor
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No.134090512
https://twitter.com/8BitRay/status/1592615869771051008
No.134090515
>>134090485
I’ve thirstposted about some of the cuter variants, but not the OG
No.134090516
>>134090484
It's a Tails from another universe (one of their other videos) who murdered his Sonic after going bugshit nuts, hopped over to that universe, pulled a kill-and-replace on their Tails, then manipulated and gaslit both Amy and Sonic until Amy murdered Sonic, then further gaslit her into helping him explore the multiverse in search of the "real Sonic".
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No.134090540
NA
No.134090570
>>134090516
>Be Sonic
>Die to a knife or axe
>Weaker than Tails or Amy
Yeah, maybe they're right, the real Sonic would kick their teeth in
No.134090575
>>134090512
>>134090540
>The End gaslights Tails
Lots of gaslighting from the villains tonight.
No.134090601
>>134090148
Belle's whole character arc in the IDW comics revolved around her coming to terms with the fact Mr. Tinker wasn't not only essentially dead, but also any and all of Eggman's dad-like qualities died with him.

Now with Frontiers it's clear this isn't true of game!Eggman. So now IDW writers presumably have to include Sage, and with her those parental instincts Eggman supposedly lost when his Mr. Tinker persona had an ego death.

Then again it's entirely possible IDW!Eggman will be a cunt to Sage. That's exactly what happened in the "superior" Japanese dub.
No.134090637
>>134090601
>IDW writers presumably have to include Sage
Ian has said that IDW can't reference Frontiers and while that can change, it'll probably be a while before they can.
No.134090657
>>134090516
>It's a Tails from another universe (one of their other videos) who murdered his Sonic after going bugshit nuts, hopped over to that universe, pulled a kill-and-replace on their Tails, then manipulated and gaslit both Amy and Sonic until Amy murdered Sonic, then further gaslit her into helping him explore the multiverse in search of the "real Sonic".
Strange how this story seems way less edgy compared to WWMH.
No.134090739
>>134090637
Did he ever give a reason?
No.134090780
>>134090739
I assume it's to avoid spoilers but Sega had been pretty bad at allowing the comics have access to games. That has been changing lately with the Scrapnik mini but time will tell if anything from Frontiers is allowed. It's also depending on how attached Sega is to Sage's usage outside of games. "Dead" characters can't be used, even if they're not really dead. If a character comes back, I would assume Sega would want that to happen in a game, not a comic.
No.134090815
exe is now canon courtesy of some faggot doing a shit storytime of scrapnigger island
No.134090817
>/sthg/ already posting pages out of order
Can someone do a proper idw storytime here?
No.134091009
>>134090817
How do they even get it early? Online stores don't have it available yet
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No.134091047
NA
No.134091105
>>134091047
How long do we have to wait for Sage to be in the comics?
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No.134091135
>>134091105
No game references!
No.134091259
>>134091135
Another inspired decision Iizuka-sama! Who'd want to read about the Sonic games in a Sonic comic anyway?
No.134091290
>>134090601
IDWEggman, while he'd never admit it; enjoyed being Mr. Tinker. Him making another daughter out of subconscious paternal instincts would be entirely on brand.
Heck, you can even get a nice Sibling Rivalry between Belle and Sage.
No.134091326
>the archie thread is still going
Why does Sally stir such emotion in people's hearts?
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No.134091369
TOKU SENTAI
TOKU SENTAI
No.134091399
>>134091290
>Heck, you can even get a nice Sibling Rivalry between Belle and Sage.
I'd love for that to happen, but eventually develop into a more amicable rivalry. Less modern!Shadow and Sonic and more Sonic and Knuckles, if you catch my drift.

Before you ask, yes, my favorite Sonic stories are the ones where Eggman and Sonic end up teaming up.

On an unrelated note, why do so many people dislike Belle? She isn't my favorite but she never struck me as particularly egregious.
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No.134091479
>>134090512
>>134090540
Poor Tails, stuck there listening to his recent shortcomings. It sucks that his downward spiral sorta just happened with no real reason and gradually got worse until it hit rock bottom. Hopefully, things will get better.
No.134091500
>>134090817
Will probably take a while, if not a couple days. /sthg/ always manages to get issues before they hit stores.

>>134091009
IIRC at least one guy there works for whoever is shipping the comics or has connections.
No.134091572
>>134090739
>>134090780
They don't even allow them to use Silver's future in the comics, under the basis of "we MIGHT use this in game some day so you aren't allowed to make your own version or expand upon it because it might conflict with our own". So they definitely won't be able to use anything from Frontiers for a good long while.

And with their autistic mandates regarding past villains, they probably won't be able to use Sage or The End either, even though both are verifiable NOT dead.
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No.134091578
>>134091399
>why do so many people dislike Belle?

>cries
>is afraid of doing anything
>is there to relate to anxious readers
>cries
>muh eggdaddy, I can't believe he's evil
>it's been an entire storyline I can't believe he's still evil
>cries
>cringe cluwne aesthetic
>personality: klutz, butter fingers, clumsy, accident prone, ruins everything and not in a funny way
>cries
No, she's not actually egregious. The main problem is just the way IDW sets out their stories where nothing much happens so all you can do is dwell on what you do have.
I "liked" her when Starline strapped her to a table and made a mockery of the sanctity of her sapience. It was plot, it was funny, it was two characters bouncing off one another. It wasn't her ugly crying all over someone else like a depressed self centred loser AS HER ENTIRE CONTRIBUTION TO THE SCENE. No-one likes losers, I should know, I am one.
No.134091618
>>134091399
>On an unrelated note, why do so many people dislike Belle?
Because they're mad about her being stuck on Eggman being an asshat. Because, as well know; it's really fast and easy to accept your father figure becoming an apocalyptic mad scientist, again.
No.134091627
>>134090657
That's because WWMH STARTS with Tails losing most function in his tails and his best friend at that point dying, and only gets worse from there. And if that prequel comic is anything to go by, he genuinely could have been redeemed and helped, but Sonic fucking lost it after he killed Eggman and years of being locked away dumpstered whatever sanity he might have still had. Then he went ahead and started burning the world down.

The story that Tails comes from is definitely edgy, but WWMH combines both edge and tragedy to get its effect.
No.134091672
>>134091572
>create future
>have fun storylines
>game happens that has a future
>oh shit
>have a fun storyline where the future is being rewritten because it hasn't happened yet
>future now matches game future
>everything is fine
Nah, that'd never be workable. You'd need to reset, like, the entire comic timeline in some kind of wave event, else it'd be too confusing.
No.134091701
>>134091578
>muh eggdaddy, I can't believe he's evil
Wasn't her gripe more along the lines of being in disbelief Eggman was such a big asshat? Like >>134091618 mentioned, Eggman in the IDW caused the fucking zombie apocalypse, it's hard to reconcile with that.

>cringe cluwne aesthetic
Because Eggman isn't known for being obsessed with carnival/circus themes.
No.134091728
>>134091578
Probably doesn't help that the games stepped in, did the whole Egg-daughter thing too, and completed her whole arc before they really got anything done with Belle.
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No.134091756
>tfw it'll probably be five years before i get around to belle
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No.134091854
¿Dónde está Big?
No.134092076
>>134091854
No seriously, how did he get there?
No.134092086
>>134091672
Hmm, like a genesis wave you might say. But who could be smart enough to pull something like that off?
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No.134092126
>>134092076
Some mysteries will never be answered. Next game you'll find Big in a room with corpses and covered in blood. You'll never find out what happened.
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No.134092208
What?
https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/1592351693194379267?s=20
Oh.
No.134092231
>>134092208
slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop
No.134092259
>>134092208
>Tails is the only one using a straw to drink from the pool
>Eggman brought his own cup
Kek.
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No.134092353
It took a couple of tries and some studying from his part
No.134092403
>>134089989
He kinda looks like the werehog here, but more twinkish
No.134092806
>>134092353
Good to see that he took it all to heart to get a (mostly) normal looking Mobian form. This inbetween is still pretty cool too.
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No.134092952
https://www.deviantart.com/naosteppu/art/Amy-Dissection-937318075
Oh. Oh I don't like that at all. You're gonna need an account to see that or something to let you see mature content. Gore warning.
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No.134093084
>>134092952
>The accompanying story
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No.134093303
>>134092952
I ain't clicking on that shit.
No.134093400
>>134090516
That's just Othello for furries (and transdimentional adventures)
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No.134093404
>>134092952
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No.134093534
Remember, in AU were it's Amy who get changed Unleashed style, you must refer to her as a Wifhog.
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No.134093549
>>134093534
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No.134093563
>>134093549
No.134093567
>>134093404
>Amy the Cenobite
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No.134093570
>>134093563
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No.134093579
>>134093570
No.134093642
>>134093579
Sonamy bros stay winning
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No.134093671
>>134093642
No.134093682
>>134093579
Sonic has been seduced by the fluff.
No.134093798
The Wachowski boys being silly and enjoying some shenanigans:
https://twitter.com/QKora01/status/1592638645504442368#m
No.134094002
>>134090471
I've been thinking about how to do a Xeophanes\Lord X character in a gameslike/IDW type setting but without the metafictional elements, would he just come across as an edgy rehash of Mephiles only impersonating Sonic instead of Shadow?
No.134094067
>>134094002
The big thing to remember about Xenophanes/Lord X is that it's literally the demon equivalent of a toddler or super young child with effective omnipotence. Lean inyo that - it warps and alters reality with every action it takes upon it as a fun game, and less because it's actively trying to kill the heroes. It breaks people and devours their souls to 'play' with them, and it keeps some around as favored toys and others it discards. Sometimes it's calm and cordial when interacting with someone (usually via disguise, but sometimes not), other times it's a ranting screaming mess that can't hide how much it wants to murder you. Etc.

The big thing to remember about Xenophanes/Lord X is that it's literally something that is utterly insane which has latched onto the identity of Sonic because it found him entertaining. Everything is always a game because it is a child on an powertrip from a cosmic abomination standpoint. What plans it has, if any, aren't going to last long or if they DO, they are always in service of a greater game and desire to 'play'. Where Mephiles is calm and composed until the moment he achieves all his goals and is always focused on the task at hand, Xenophanes is always one moment away from descending into pure raving delirium.
No.134094160
>>134094067
So he's almost like a twisted Mr Mxyzptlk? That sounds compelling only I feel it makes resolving any story he's in tricky if he's so immature that even if he did lay out any win conditions for the heroes, upon them being met he seems more likely to throw a tantrum rather than take a bow (that feels more true for Xenophanes than Lord X but ultimately I'm not sure if Lord X is actually different than Xenophanes in a way that matters).

And I'm not really sure how to square that circle unless there's a higher order of things that even he can't subvert that pretty much forces him to play "fair". And it's not really something you could do more than once in any case.
No.134094448
>>134092353
So handsome, and studious too! Still bendy enough for fun times but in a more convenient package!
>>134092952
I'm so glad they're doing art again!
>>134093084
Tails is trying his best to do the right thing!
>>134093534
I pronounce it wrong to annoy linguists
>>134093671
The Beast's transformation into a human at the end was such a disappointment
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No.134094729
NA
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No.134095163
A lot of the newer asks are Christmas themed. You'd think Thanksgiving would get some love first. You know... because...
No.134095396
Website shilling time! Added more comics. At my current pace, I'll probably be through the smaller comics in about two months. If anyone wants to help speed things up, feel free to add comic descriptions and tags to the spreadsheet (it's linked in the contact page). Today's comic pick: https://the-ride.neocities.org/comics/2022-01-31-sonics-big-fat-adventure/
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No.134095501
NA
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No.134095505
Is Sonic popular in china?
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No.134095511
>>134095501
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No.134095901
Zespio getting some love. No, not that kind of love. You'll have to scour the artist's computer for that. But you do see his feet.
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No.134096113
>>134089951
Shock and Awe Issue 2 Page 94
https://www.deviantart.com/underworldcircle
>wishing the girl that doesn't want to be queen that she'd be queen for ten thousand years
No.134096181
>>134096113
I think the bride is taking surprisingly well that the maid of honor has showed up in a better dress.
No.134096389
>>134095505
I'm guessing the movie did pretty well at least
>>134095901
Cute outfits!
>>134096113
Cute Smugnic. The author should just turn this into a light novel already
>>134096181
And Sally wonders why we hiss!
No.134096590
>>134096389
>I'm guessing the movie did pretty well at least
Nope:
https://variety.com/2020/film/news/china-box-office-sonic-the-hedgehog-1234723254/
As for the second one, it wasn't even released, as it came up after the point Hollywood as a whole had more or less made the decision that sucking the CCP dick might actually not be worth it.
No.134097172
>>134096590
Damn. Their loss.
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No.134097682
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No.134097715
>>134094160
Xenophanes is basically defined by having childish petty tantrums if he gets outplayed by anyone or anything. It's basically part of what he is and unless you have an intervention from another higher being to force him to play fair.
No.134097751
>>134096590
>after the point Hollywood as a whole had more or less made the decision that sucking the CCP dick might actually not be worth it.
Why did that take so long?
Alright, that's a stupid question, they made a lot of money overall in china, but sometimes they get shut down for arbitrary reasons
No.134097855
>>134097751
>Why did that take so long?
It's not so much that it take so long rather than Xi-Jing Ping thinking he could be more and more of a prick. At some point, there was a straw that broke the camel's back.
No.134097942
>>134095901
Zespio is underrated.
No.134097981
>>134097855
Its kind of funny how it worked, one day everything is fine and Hollywood is making a billion dollars in China alone
And the other the CCP desides that showing ghosts is witchcraft and illegal and they lose a few hundred million
No.134099203
>>134097682
Cute siblings!
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No.134099377
https://twitter.com/daxabix/status/1592918840153079808
No.134100147
>>134099377
>Tails being a wingman for his big brother
If only more little siblings were like this.
No.134100165
>>134100147
They’re not brothers.
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No.134100194
>>134091701
>it's your fault for not enjoying a character whose plot stood still for a year or two
I already said I liked her when Starline gave her purpose in a plot and that it was over and done with inside an issue.
Her daddy issues were dropped and picked back up again ages later. Her current plot direction (helping abandoned Badniks) and hook (she's still on the Eggnet) will likely take another year to see use.
>Because you hate how she looks, you must hate carnivals too! Eggman is all about carnivals!!!!
Gee, I dunno, maybe she just looks shit to me? If you like Pinocchio with a big honker, then more power to you.
I was being reductive - she has nothing to do with clowns beyond the nose.
Similarly Eggman has nothing to do with carnivals or circuses. He's never dressed up like a ringmaster, he's all about mecha, his aesthetic has always been Japanese, right down to the effeminate high heels.

I'm sorry I don't like her whilst you do.
On a semi-related note I was really into Whisper before she changed entirely after her introduction, and I'm not talking about her sexuality.
No.134100224
>>134100165
Sonic literally calls him "little bro" in Frontiers, IDWkun. You also had it explained to you what the original term in Japanese means - it literally states that their relationship is a brotherly one.
No.134100252
>>134093563
>you are still the same inside
Until she says you're now like a chilli dog in a hallway.
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No.134100351
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No.134101152
>>134100351
https://youtu.be/eHSJeuD3HAM
No.134101316
>>134094160
you just gotta hold out until his eldritch dad comes back home and chides him for making a mess of the community multiversal playground again
No.134101618
>>134100351
According to all known laws of aviation, the echidna cannot glide.
No.134101955
>>134101316
>Xenophanes gets the eldritch equivalent of "ARE YA' WINNING SON?" right when he's about to torture some random Mobian
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No.134102335
NA
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No.134102356
>>134102335
No.134102364
>>134102335
They are brother and sister, for christ sake.
No.134102375
>>134102335
Maria, please don't lust after your little brother.
No.134102542
>>134102375
But it’s the purest form of love!
No.134102564
>>134102542
Don't do it!
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No.134102606
>Sonic's an official bottom... who would have thought.
You can't just take a song everyone was saying is for a straight ship and make it gay... right?
No.134102633
>>134102606
W-Why is Silver there?
No.134102681
>>134102633
To be gay. The artist does a lot of gay shipping. There's even a piece with Big and Infinite.
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No.134102889
Concept to introduce Sally Acorn in the game continuity. Opinion?

The Acorn Kingdom rose after the fall of the Echidna empire and had managed to make the people like Sonic (so the non-human characters) to live in harmony. This kingdom is now gone only some indirect reference in various legends suggest it ever exited, but Dr. Robotnik learn of an Acorn sceptre that the Acorn monarch used to rule and think he can control Sonic and all of his friends if he ever get his hand on it.

This is when some character named Sally reach for Sonic and ask him to retrieve the sceptre before Robotnik. Looking for different clue at different locations to find where it is hidden they work together to solve the mystery of its location, but Robotnik manage to get it for himself..

...Only to discover it has no power at all, as it was only symbolical. The Acorns had rose in power by picking the scrap left by the Echidna empire and uniting the islands inhabitants to live in harmony in peace through their wisdom and diplomacy, before fading and being forgotten by time. So robotnik break it in a fit of Anger and unleash his ultimate doomsday robot to Sonic.

So it look like Sally was only looking to get back an old family heirloom, but once Sonic defeat Robotnik and give her back the pieces of the sceptre, saying he is sorry it was broken, she throw them in a furnace to destroy it once and for all. The point of the Kingdom acorn was to have people live in peace and as it is the case in present time, it has no reason to be or be brought back. Her intent was always to make sure no one would ever use the name or the legacy of the Acorn family to try and rise to power.

and just like That Sally get to become a normal girl.
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No.134102923
>>134102889
Sally would operate from a blimp, with Rotor being the pilot, and Antoine being the last trace of an old traditional guard, basically being a bodyguard, but a bit too much of a coward and wishing he could be worthy of his father when he occupied the same position

Bunnie would actually a late tag along who has a personal beef against Robotnik, as she was fed in the Veg-O Machine way back when in Sonic Spinball way back just as Sonic had interrupted the process for the sake of having some ties to their only established appearance.
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No.134103200
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No.134103399
>>134102606
I've been saying he's a bottom for years!
>>134102681
Now that's a crack ship!
>>134102923
It's certainly an interesting take. I do like the reveal that the scepter didn't have any magical power, and having a mobile base of operations was one of the better ideas in the reboot.
>>134103200
Shadow is technically Sage's great uncle, she should show more respect!
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No.134103433
>>134103399
>Shadow is technically Sage's great uncle, she should show more respect!
Ok boomer.
No.134103535
>>134102889
>>134102923
Eggman would not fall for the mind controling scepter plot, he's not much of an archeologist either, if he really wanted one he would just make his own, ultimately he just wants to fuck with Sonic and his friends, if he mind controls them then the point is moot
Finding the scepter and trying to set herself up as a leader sounds more like an origin story than an arc itself, she could be just a good leader and her heritage is just there to boost her prestige
Or if you are really lazy about it, just give her the Blaze treatment again, its just another dimension and another set of characters Sonic has to deal with and later on leave behind
No.134103580
>>134103535
>Finding the scepter and trying to set herself up as a leader
The opposite actually. The point is to destroy the sceptre so no one can ever claim it.
No.134103606
>>134103535
>Eggman would not fall for the mind controling scepter plot, he's not much of an archeologist either
I mean, in SA1, the whole plot exist because Eggman based himself on archaeological findings to think he could control Perfect Chaos.
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No.134103650
>>134103535
>ultimately he just wants to fuck with Sonic and his friends, if he mind controls them then the point is moot
Sonic Color, anyone?
No.134103676
>>134102606
Sonic probably likes getting pegged by Amy.
No.134103807
>>134103200
>Father, I cannot click the menu
Sigh. Fast food is depressing. For many reasons and it just keeps getting worse.
No.134103808
>>134103606
But would he go out of his way to get that instead of just building one himself? Chaos was a mystical giant monster but a mind control wand its something the himself can probably make in an afternoon
>>134103580
Does that mean she thinks her family was part of a super evil royal family that mind controled the population? Is that what you're going with this?
>>134103650
Alright, I forgot about that
No.134103825
>>134103433
lmao
>>134103650
He was also controlling the Zeti with that magical conch, and his tech was used to attempt to turn Tails into a mind-controlled cyborg in Lost World.
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>>134103808
>But would he go out of his way to get that instead of just building one himself?
So he can reverse engineer a mind control device that can control a whole population? It's quite likely he would be interested in that. >but a mind control wand its something the himself can probably make in an afternoon
The closest he could do before was mind control one person and it required the full power of a grown ass wisp.

>Does that mean she thinks her family was part of a super evil royal family that mind controlled the population?
The post say that the point is that no one else can ever try to claim and usurp such power. So it's to make sure the peace build by the Acorn Kingdom can last.
No.134103878
>>134103808
>But would he go out of his way to get that instead of just building one himself?
So he can reverse engineer a mind control device that can control a whole population? It's quite likely he would be interested in that.
>but a mind control wand its something the himself can probably make in an afternoon
The closest he could do before was mind control one person and it required the full power of a grown ass wisp.

>Does that mean she thinks her family was part of a super evil royal family that mind controlled the population?
The post say that the point is that no one else can ever try to claim and usurp such power. So it's to make sure the peace build by the Acorn Kingdom can last.
No.134103889
>>134103825
>>134103857
>He was also controlling the Zeti with that magical conch, and his tech was used to attempt to turn Tails into a mind-controlled cyborg in Lost World.
Alright then, im just going to take the L in this one
No.134104026
>>134103889
No worries, it's not like Pontac and Graff's writing is worth paying attention to.
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No.134104764
Everyone's living their lives and I feel like Sonic is up to no good.
No.134104860
>>134104764
I had no idea Kodos was a twink collector too!
No.134104881
>>134104764
Characters are getting dangerously furry.
No.134105279
>>134104860
You think someone that angry DIDN'T have something to hide?
No.134105371
I'd love an Archie comic callback in the games. (I'm not even a fan of shipping Sonic characters or arguing over comics, I just think the fandom is weird.)

Sonic (gets hit by an acorn): Huh. An acorn. Wait...Acorn...acorn...Why does that name sou--
Sticks (jumps down from the tree that Sonic was lying under): It's the squirrels. man! They've trying to take over! The entrance to their kingdom is in that knothole over there!

Sonic (looks inside the knothole): Hey! I know you! You're---(Sonic is knocked out by Sticks.)
No.134105525
>>134105279
Imagine how angry he'd be without his emotional support twinks!
No.134105689
Hola!
>>134105679