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Unofficial Sonic Storytime: An Unexpected Baby #1

No.130753000
Previous Thread: >>130731977

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Tonight we’ll be doing a cautionary tale of unprotected sex. Sorry but you won’t actually see the baby-making process but rather the end result. It’s important to show you the kind of hell a blue hedgehog has to go through when he’s not ready to be a father. Let this be a lesson and remember to always wrap it up. This is also going to be a two-night storytime. This is An Unexpected Baby.

>>94836017

Also, last thread had an update for Stepping on Shadows, Star the Hedgehog, and Sonic the Continuation. Check the OP of the last thread for posts replying to it.
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No.130753007
>>130753000
Aha~ Lets go!
Can't wait to see the comments when people read this awful comic!
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No.130753036
>>130753000
Get ready for a lot of suffering and a lot of feet.
>>130753007
It just kept going and going...
No.130753045
>>130753036
>no gloves
>no shoes
HARAM
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No.130753052
>>130753036
It's pretty obvious how this happened but goddamn Sonic!
No.130753057
>>130753000
Show me a good time, Conductor
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No.130753063
>>130753052
>watermark on EVERY panel, not page but panel
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No.130753076
>>130753052
Sonic's being a dick! And that's what's to blame for all of this.
No.130753079
>>130753052
Amy taking a coat hanger to the bathroom.
No.130753083
>>130753045
>Didn't follow no gloves, no shoes, no love

Well what the fuck did they expect?
No.130753089
>>130753076
Jeez why did he suddenly get all angry?
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No.130753100
>>130753000
>Tonight we’ll be doing a cautionary tale of unprotected sex
That's why you have to remember to spay and neuter your Hedgehogs, folks.
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No.130753102
>>130753076
Ah, young love!
>>130753045
Naked as Larry the Lynx!
>>130753057
You will find no good times in this thread.
>>130753063
It adds to the beauty of this comic.
No.130753119
>>130753000
Oh boy! Trips confirm it's going to be a good thread.
>>130753036
>suffering and a lot of feet.
As is tradition.
No.130753130
>>130753102
The fuck sonic? you got her preggos why so mad?
Damn sonic is abusive as fuck here
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No.130753135
>>130753102
Sonic's playing it cool.
>>130753079
We can't have that. Then again, a comic with Amy being ostracized for having an abortion would be just as entertaining.
No.130753154
>>130753007
Can you sauce that up anon ?
No.130753155
>>130753000
JJJ IS GONNA FREAK
No.130753158
>>130753102
I’m getting flashbacks to that one Zootopia comic, you know the one
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No.130753166
>>130753135
At least the horniness is still there. Not love. Horniness.
>>130753089
Because everyone's emotions go from 0 to 60 in the blink of an eye.
No.130753178
>>130753135
I kind of like neurotic Sonic…
No.130753180
>>130753135
Time for a quick trip to Vegas
No.130753186
>>130753076
Wife abuse!
No.130753197
>>130753000
HERE WE GO
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No.130753202
>>130753036
again? AGAIN? this blue menace needs to keep his libido in control already or at least learn to use protection and not remove it because "it feels weird"
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No.130753208
>>130753166
ENTER A LOT OF PEOPLE and an OC.
>>130753100
Sonic probably has a PSA on that, too. Should take his own lessons.
No.130753212
>>130753102
What is this gaslighting abusive bullshit
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No.130753217
>>130753000
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP.
No.130753233
>>130753102
LOL WHAT THE HELL
No.130753235
Is there any fan comic about Elise and Sonic? I wanna laugh.
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No.130753236
>>130753208
Oh Sticks, you so crazy!
>>130753155
>>130753202
There he is!
No.130753240
>>130753202
When you're right, you're right JJJ.
No.130753244
>>130753208
>the strongest whiskey there is
Do you want to make another "mistake", Sonic?
No.130753249
>>130753154
Not op but
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/82002132
There is an english version but I cant find it right now
No.130753260
>>130753236
Why is Rouge acting like such a smug bitch today?
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No.130753265
>>130753236
>last panel
>varying degrees of what
>>130753217
We're not getting a surprise wholesome ending for this one.
No.130753278
>>130753076
Why is he shaving? Does his muzzle not have fur? Does he shave his arms?
>>130753208
Loving the photoshopped carpet, very Penders-esque. And Knuckles is here too!
>>130753236
Rouge has next-level gossip detection.
No.130753284
>>130753265
>get a girl pregnant
>OMG HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?
who wrote this shit
No.130753288
>>130753260
Dumb hedgehogs don't know how condoms work and that's always funny
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No.130753300
>>130753265
Wow Rouge.
>>130753235
There was that Sonic 06 comic where Tails tries to kill Elise. Great art. There's also a parody comic but Elise gets replaced with Sally and Silver is dressed as Trunks.
No.130753312
>>130753300
Holy shit Rouge.
No.130753315
>>130753300
damn rouge, did amy walk into a sauna lol?
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No.130753326
>>130753300
Not a spoiler but Shadow is pretty much the best and most rational person in this comic. Don't be a Sonic. Be a Shadow.
No.130753327
>>130753300
Lmao what is this reality tv bullshit
No.130753343
>>130753300
What a bitch
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No.130753349
>>130753166
>Club Rouge
Oh what the actual shit? The ONE fancomic that actually has Club Rouge be a thing, and it's this. Goddammit.
No.130753350
>>130753326
jesus fuck why is sonic a beta male bottom bitch whos always crying? wtf get this fake sonic out of here.
No.130753353
>>130753326
>Shadow is being the only sane person in this comic
What the fuck is going on
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No.130753355
>>130753326
>it always is with you
I don't know which part of what Sonic said she's replying to with that.
No.130753356
>>130753326
Thats not a nice way to see your future children Sonic
No.130753371
>>130753236
I like how Sticks just randomly shows up in the modernverse of these comics.
No.130753398
>>130753350
Light Mobius Sonic and other Sonics from other continuities at least have REASONS to cry. This Sonic is crying because having a kid means he loses "muh freedom". Aka, he can't just fuck around and find out like he wants to.
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No.130753401
>>130753355
Next chapter. Don't let the cover fool you. It gets worse than this.
No.130753403
>>130753249
Thought I'd recognized the artist! If only I could put Sonic hentai connoisseur on the cv.
>>130753300
Queen bitch Rouge.
>>130753326
A-blu-blu-blu!
No.130753409
>>130753355
Sonic filled her with so much cum it’s coming out of her eyes.
No.130753416
>>130753401
Time for LOSS?
No.130753421
>>130753401
>It gets worse than this.
AHAHAHAH
HOW
No.130753424
>>130753356
That's a pretty easy way to fall into horrible levels of resentment and loathing for your kids. Which is kind of realistic, for a comic like this.
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No.130753433
>>130753401
>a fucking kilt
Wasn't this an STC thing? Still... what the fuck?
No.130753439
>>130753424
>boomer Sonic
No.130753449
>>130753401
>spoiler
FUCKING impossible.

>>130753433
Amy's family must be Irish here.
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No.130753451
>>130753000
>An Unexpected Baby #1

Okay OP, I know it's too late to stop you, but I have had conversations with the creator of this, and she didn't really like this being posted here.

I promised I wouldn't post it here again, and kind of just hoped it would be forgotten.
No.130753452
>>130753433
the fuck is this? sonic looks like hes cosplaying a japanese schoolgirl
No.130753453
>>130753300
>Rouge the Bat being an insensitive turbobitch
This comic can officially go fuck itself.
No.130753454
Why does he have to add so many fucking watermarks ?
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No.130753460
>>130753433
God, can you at least wait a few years or when the baby is born to be miserable?
No.130753474
>>130753451
Tough shit, welcome to the internet.
No.130753476
>>130753454
So no one can claim this masterpiece
No.130753478
>>130753454
It enhances the flavor
No.130753479
>>130753451
YOU DID THIS TO US

>>130753460
Amy, please stop referring to your child as an "accIdent".
No.130753481
>>130753454
Probably worried someone will crop a page from their masterpiece.
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No.130753488
>>130753000
At least Sally didn't get knocked up by the Blue Bastard this time. Sticking his dick into everything......that's duty of a King!
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No.130753495
>>130753460
Amy, you should just marry Shadow.
>>130753451
It should be fine considering they nuked everything. I don't want them to be mad but I can't not post this.
No.130753496
>>130753451
She STILL gets mad Over this being posted? Lmao.
No.130753497
>>130753454
>he
sweet summer child this was done by a woman.
No.130753501
>>130753401
At least Sonic looks cute in a kilt.
>>130753433
Sort of, they did a comic on Scottish-English relations through the metaphor of talking animal people. It was handled better than you'd expect.
>>130753449
>Amy's family must be Irish here.
Manx refers to the Isle of Man, so Scottish.
No.130753506
inb4 this ends in a murder-suicide
No.130753512
>>130753488
Stop fantasizing about fucking your daughter, Max.
No.130753520
>>130753495
>church
the FUCK
>all thost cat OCs
>this entire setting
so fucking cringy goddamn where did you find this shit?
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No.130753522
>>130753495
How do you let that happen? How do you not notice that? Were you expecting to be married by a darkwood druid?
No.130753532
>>130753495
She really should. Not even a Shadowfag, but Shadow is somehow the only one with a brain in this story.

>>130753520
Deviantart.
No.130753533
>>130753522
SHADOW JOBBING AGAIN
No.130753534
>>130753522
>Sonic shows metal his junk under the kilt
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No.130753537
>>130753522
Sonic being on the ground like that shouldn't look as sexual as it does.
No.130753542
>>130753522
I'm fucking wheezing here
No.130753544
>>130753451
I say we make a big post collage and send it to her as thanks for her... "unique" contribution!
No.130753547
>>130753460
>He'll never love me or the baby.
Is she wrong though? Also, everything about Amy in this comic is really damn depressing.

>>130753451
>I have had conversations with the creator of this
Did you ask her what the fuck?
No.130753556
>>130753451
Tell her she cant write for shit, godawful OOC horshit.
No.130753557
>>130753495
>I can't not post this.
Yeah, I know. She helped me out a while back, so I owe it to her to at least try to advocate on her behalf even if she's nuked everything.

Oh well, best not push it or risk a streisand effect.
No.130753559
>>130753102
Jeeze, they might want to call of the engagement if Sonic is going to keep going crazy on her like this.
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No.130753562
>>130753537
Eggman is just fucking over Sonic in so many different ways. This feels like multiple forms of rape.
No.130753565
>>130753544
Seconding this
No.130753571
>>130753556
>>130753547
As expected of SonAmy shippers.
No.130753575
>>130753557
>Oh well, best not push it or risk a streisand effect.
Why did you post at all?
fucking moron
No.130753576
>>130753495
Why is Shadow acting like he's Amy's dad?
No.130753589
>>130753562
Stalking, manipulation, gaslighting, abuse, etc. This Eggman has it all.
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No.130753597
>>130753562
Abortion punch!
>>130753557
I hope she at least knows that people do enjoy these comics. The fact that most of her comics are gone is unironically tragic.
No.130753600
>>130753562
Long as it doesn't involve aids.
No.130753605
>>130753576
Unlike the rest of the dudes, Shadow actually got proper sex Ed aboard the Arc
No.130753608
>>130753597
these backgrounds hooo boi
No.130753613
>>130753600
>aids
Conductor are you still gonna storytime THAT comic ?
No.130753618
>>130753537
>shouldn't look as sexual as it does.
The whole thing feels like the author cropped out the lewd bits of a hentai.
>>130753557
It could be worse, at least most of us are enjoying the comic.
>>130753562
Now Eggman will marry Sonic!
>>130753597
Eggman has pregnancy vision.
No.130753619
This comic spawned a meme on /sthg/
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No.130753622
>>130753597
ENTER DARK SONIC
AH SHIT HE'S JOBBING
>>130753576
Because he cares about her and isn't a retarded coward like Sonic.
No.130753625
>>130753619
post it
No.130753636
>>130753597
BUCKLEY!!!!
No.130753642
>>130753622
WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING WEAK SONIC
No.130753643
>>130753625
It is the GUN soldier shot.
No.130753645
>>130753622
I thought he just punched her, why is there a cut now ?
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No.130753647
>>130753622
Two Metal Sonics!
No.130753648
>>130753613
>Conductor are you still gonna storytime THAT comic ?
No, he's not. I ALREADY DID!!!
Well, parts 1 and 2 anyway.
No.130753649
>>130753597
What is going on
No.130753651
>>130753622
>dark sonic
>still jobbing
lmao
Also what a lazy way to give sonic a sudden powerup,
No.130753656
>>130753622
That Sonic in the last panel lmao
No.130753667
>>130753645
Claws.

>>130753647
This Metal feels like an Evil Shard.
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No.130753670
>>130753647
At least he took them both down.
No.130753671
>>130753618
>Eggman will marry Sonic!
AoSTH Robotnik and Sonic went through Divorce Court. It was funny.
No.130753672
>>130753648
You storytimed reborn ? When was that ?
No.130753673
>>130753647
>I modified him to be just like you
Oh my god, he's going to irresponsibly knock up some girl and be a mopey bitch about it!
No.130753679
>>130753647
>Two Metal Sonics!
no one of them is sonic turned into metal sonic
damn this comic is garbage
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No.130753691
>>130753670
Safe!
No.130753692
>>130753670
why does sonic look like hes constantly melting?
No.130753693
>>130753642
You dont understand, this father thing is bringing him down.
No.130753695
>>130753647
>Two Metal Sonics!
I'd have a nosebleed too, honestly.
>>130753648
You better do the rest, I must know the thrilling conclusion.
>>130753671
That honestly would've made a great official episode.
No.130753697
>>130753622
OH SHIT. Uh... whoops.
No.130753709
>>130753691
>everyone is using chaos control without the emeralds
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No.130753710
>>130753691
So fucking naked.
No.130753718
This comics Eggman is such a cunt
No.130753729
>>130753710
F-E-E-T
No.130753730
>>130753100
Is that bob barnacle?
No.130753731
>>130753672
>reborn
No, the AIDS one.
No.130753733
>>130753718
Funny enough, Chaos Diamonds 'buttnik is probably the chillest and least psychotic.
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No.130753734
>>130753710
>husband
Are you even really married? Does Eggman have a license?
No.130753747
>>130753731
I thought the sonic in reborn had aids. What comic are you talking about then ?
No.130753750
>>130753512
he fantasizes about fucking Sonic
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No.130753753
>>130753734
Why are Orbot and Cubot traumatized?
No.130753764
>>130753753
>the dark horse got her pregnant
Excuseme what the ACTUAL fuck?
No.130753767
>>130753753
>Amy got it on with a horse
Lewd!
No.130753768
>>130753747
Chaos.
No.130753770
>>130753753
>Why are Orbot and Cubot traumatized?
because they're stuck in this shit comic
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No.130753775
>>130753753
Fun times expecting a bundle of joy.
No.130753776
>>130753709
You speedreader. Eggman just explained how Sonic's body had accumulated Chaos energy.
No.130753778
>>130753260
Have we had a schizo or evil Rouge yet?
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No.130753790
>>130753775
Amy, you look beautiful as always.
No.130753791
>>130753775
>there's more
fugg
No.130753792
>>130753753
>dark horse got her pregnant eh?
LMMMMMMFFFFFAOOOO
No.130753812
>>130753349
Club Rouge is a thing?
No.130753813
>>130753734
Eggman is licensed by Casino Night Zone and can legally do marriages in Spring Yard, the Eggman Empire, Station Square, Soleanna and parts of Downunda.
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No.130753817
>>130753790
Take the hits, Sonic. This is your fault. Deal with it.
>>130753778
Genesis Rouge worked for Robotnik.
No.130753818
>>130753753
Because they just realized their boss has a pregnancy fetish.
No.130753825
>>130753710
Unlimited Feet Works.
No.130753834
>>130753817
Is this even sonic and amy at this point?
No.130753837
>>130753102
>There's 2 night's worth of this
Christ
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No.130753839
>>130753817
What is wrong with you, Sonic?
>>130753813
Oh, okay! That makes sense and is probably even canon.
No.130753840
>>130753817
Are pregnant women really this bitchy?
No.130753848
>>130753753
>the dark horse got her pregnant
What the ACTUAL SHIT?
No.130753850
>>130753834
Sonic hating Amy is in character, Amy being unreasonable is in character, I'd say it's well within margins.
No.130753859
>>130753839
Why is everyone having constant mood swings? is everyone secretly bipolar or something?
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No.130753860
>>130753839
Yeah Sonic, you can't. She offered to get the abortion but you turned that down.
No.130753864
>>130753791
This is a two-night comic.

>>130753817
Genesis Rouge was also threatened with murder by him to be fair.
No.130753871
>>130753850
kek
No.130753873
>>130753839
>sonic going out to "buy chili dogs"
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No.130753878
>>130753812
Yes. It's one of the stages in Sonic Battle. It's a nightclub that Rouge owns. This is a fact that lives rent free in my head because it somehow never comes up that Rouge the Bat owns a night club. I have so many questions.
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No.130753884
>>130753860
https://youtu.be/CoOXbP7hmc0
>>130753859
Shadow and Tails seem to be fine.
No.130753891
I dont know what worst in this comic the overuse of the watermarks or the characters being written like they were inside of a shit teenager drama movie
No.130753893
>>130753734
>Does Eggman have a license?
He's the ruler of Eggmanland, of course he can perform weddings. He's also the captain of several ships.
>>130753764
>dark horse
Wait, I thought IDW had the license? Haw haw haw.
>>130753790
I do like his chest tuft.
>130753812
It was in Sonic Battle.
>>130753860
Did Sonic steal Amy's boots? It's a good look ngl. Love the fingerless gloves too.
No.130753895
>>130753864
>This is a two-night comic.
jesus christ
I hope conductor has something good to wash away this shitty comic
No.130753900
>>130753884
Is… this supposed to be funny?
No.130753905
>>130753850
Sonic doesn't "hate Amy". Dude was even willing to go on a date with her before getting sucked into a storybook. He just doesn't like how clingy and obsessive she is.

This comic makes them into bipolar schizos.
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No.130753906
>>130753884
At least wait until the first baby is out before putting another one in her.
No.130753919
>>130753891
Because women write the strangest things
No.130753927
>>130753895
You can find and suggest stuff to him to save us after this passes.
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No.130753929
>>130753906
>smug tall tails
>>130753900
>you're laughing? two hedgehogs are having angry sex on the floor and you're laughing?
No.130753933
I HATE SONAMY SO MUCH
No.130753940
>>130753933
Blessed dubs
No.130753945
>>130753906
>still no condoms
These retards
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No.130753950
>>130753929
It gets pretty weird when both the mother and father get mood swings.
>>130753895
I still have a nice SatAM comic that I'd like to do after this.
No.130753952
>>130753933
Its shitty, dont know why anyone would want a stalker GF like amy
No.130753960
>>130753929
Smug tall little brother.
No.130753965
>>130753945
I mean, it’s not like he can get her double pregnant. Unless this one of “those” types of comics…
No.130753966
>>130753102
>Arby's
No.130753969
>>130753906
The messy fur's a good look.
>>130753895
If it helps, I can always post more mpreg Sonic ~after dark~!
>>130753929
Sonic the starfish-hog.
>>130753945
I don't think they can fit any more babies in her for now.
>>130753952
Because she would bring the same intensity to the bedroom.
No.130753970
The lack of shoes and gloves is actually upsetting
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No.130753972
>>130753950
This is actually nice. Sonic is trying.
No.130753977
This is the first time i ever seen a SonAmy comic being written like crap
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No.130753995
>>130753969
>mpreg Sonic
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No.130753999
>>130753972
>eggman's probably retired
LOL
No.130754005
>>130753977
You need to read more fan comics
No.130754018
>>130753977
>first time
AHAHAHAHA
I think you mean the majority (99%) of the time.
No.130754022
>>130753999
>Sonic, I cooked your favorite: mysterious gray substance!
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No.130754024
>>130753999
>sally and king sonic are there somehow and perfectly fine
Is this somehow an endorsement for Sonally?
No.130754026
>>130753969
>mpeg Sonic
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>130753970
Our safety blanket is gone.
No.130754038
I wonder if Boco is here, he hates SonAmy.
No.130754039
>>130753999
Wtf is this shit? sonic can cook
No.130754046
>>130754024
Nani the fuck
No.130754054
>>130754024
>King Sonic literally styling over his younger counterpart
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No.130754061
>>130754024
>a girl
I'm so sorry. Your lives have gotten twice as difficult.
No.130754063
>>130754024
WHY IS THERE TWO SONICS?!
No.130754068
>>130754063
Its a cameo
No.130754073
>>130754038
He probably is, just without the name. I've noticed too many of the same/similar posts in quick succession this thread.

>>130754039
He can? I thought all he ate was chilidogs.
No.130754084
>>130754061
>girl
Lucky this isn’t China
No.130754087
>>130754073
More than 1 person can hate sonamy
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No.130754088
>>130754061
Okay, we have to take a 10 minute break here. Get ready because it gets worse.
No.130754111
>>130754088
>Eggman literally wants to kidnap a fucking feuts/infant
Excuse me
No.130754113
>>130754024
Something strange has happened. Now there are TWO Optimus Primes! Sonics
No.130754115
>>130754018
The other SonAmy comics that the conductor posted are way better than this one
No.130754126
>>130754115
Yes the 1% well done
No.130754132
>>130754088
>radioactive Sonic jizz
Let's just hope this doesn't end for Amy like that one Spider-Man comic
No.130754136
>>130753995
I unironically enjoyed the ask mpreg Sonic blog, despite not being into mpreg personally.
>>130753999
He should've made chili-dogs. Nice trips!
>>130754024
Was not expecting them to show up.
>>130754084
Spicy!
>>130754088
Eggman, you've gone too far this time!
No.130754148
>>130754088
>Get ready because it gets worse.
What the fuck do you mean it gets worse? you already said it gets worse before so how much worse could this possibly get?
I want to get off this ride now.
No.130754169
>>130754148
TWO NIGHTS
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No.130754191
>>130754169
NO PLEASE
No.130754200
>>130754088
>a baby made of chaos energy
>Eggman's going to kidnap a newborn
What the fuck is this comic?
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No.130754214
>>105713943
I'm not posting this but here's a shitpost comic called Sonic with a Gun.
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No.130754230
>>130754214
>Sonic with a Gun.
kek
No.130754234
>>130754214
>I'm not posting this
But you will torture us with this?! Coward!
No.130754247
>>130753878
Do you think Sega forgot about it?
>so many questions
Like what?
No.130754260
You're an inspiration for birth control.
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No.130754262
>>130754088
A little Chaos Radiation for a baby isn't a bad idea but this should be monitored by Echidnas.
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No.130754286
>>130754262
At the very least Knuckles should be made the godfather
No.130754299
>>130754214
Fist this, then SWAG?
Are you just digging up all my old storytimes?

At least post the proper link.
https://www.deviantart.com/sonicforcesmetodraw
No.130754311
>>130754262
>>130754286
>Locke makes Knux gift Sonic and Amy a microwave for the baby shower
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No.130754314
>>130754088
These covers.
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No.130754323
>>130754169
>>130754191
Never ends!
>>130754214
Oh that Tails!
>>130754314
What could pawsibly go wrong?
No.130754326
>>130754314
What faction of hell have you brought upon us conductor?
No.130754338
>>130754299
>All the Sonic With a Gun pages so far. Heavily inspired and influenced by Tails Gets Trolled, fist of the b0rf star, the works of SuperSaiyanCrash, Fallout, Mad Max, Doom, Berserk, Fist of the North Star, Violence Jack, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, and everything else.
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No.130754339
>>130754314
Kind of weird that now Sonic is wearing shoes and gloves and it's while sleeping in bed.
>>130754299
Thanks! I decided to look around at the other Sonic storytimes at the time.
No.130754351
>>130754339
is this boomnic inspired design ?
No.130754373
>>130754338
>fist of the b0rf star
Man, it's been so long...
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No.130754374
>>130754339
No brakes on this tragedy train!
>>130754323
We'll find out and then find out how can get worse than that!
>>130754326
Thank the person that storytimed it and the one that recommended it to me.
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No.130754396
>>130754374
This Metal Sonic is so much more sadistic.
>>130754351
Maybe. Sticks is in this comic as well.
No.130754405
>>130754214
>Well first off, fuck you to, Wario, I almost shat fucking castle.
... Why did I laugh at this?

>I'm not posting this
Why? I'll
No.130754408
>>130754396
>radioactive preggers
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No.130754415
>>130754396
>choked out
Damn.
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No.130754419
>>130754024
>King Sonic & Sally having another kid
Dammit, Max has the Royal Shotgun again!!
No.130754420
>>130754374
>Sonic literally irradiated the baby
I blame Locke for this.
No.130754439
>>130754415
For fuck's sake Sonic
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No.130754444
>>130754415
So how much torture do you like in your Sonic comic?
>>130754405
You're free to do it if you want.
>Why? I'll
Anon? Anon, answer me!
No.130754448
Damn the last storytime looks like a godsend compared to whatever this shit is
No.130754457
>>130754396
This Metal is just an evil Shard.
No.130754464
>>130753208
That has got to be the most eye-searing carpet I have ever seen.
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No.130754472
>>130754444
This Eggman seems to be competing with Archie Eggman for being the most fucked up one.
No.130754481
>>130754408
HEDGEHOG BLOOD, HEDGEHOG BLOOD
RADIOACTIVE HEDGEHOG BLOOD
No.130754482
>>130754420
>I blame Locke for this.
Y'now, Locke always was weirdly more amicable to Sonic than pretty much anyone else who wasn't a part of his little cult...
No.130754484
>>130754374
TFW Metal Sonic will never choke you like that.
>We'll find out and then find out how can get worse than that!
Oh boy!
>>130754396
He's like an evil Shard, it's honestly pretty good.
>>130754444
Hawt, quads prove it!
No.130754486
>>130754444
>Anon? Anon, answer me!
Forgot to type the rest. I was gonna say I'll take the dumb shitpost over this traumatic bullshit.
No.130754488
>>130754472
Why is eggman a fucking midget here? hes like double sonics height
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No.130754503
>>130754472
Oh boy, a demonstration!
No.130754520
>>130754444
Cursed quints. Also, depends on how much torture we're getting.

>>130754472
Eggman in this is just fucking vile. Give me back Chaos Diamonds weirdo good Eggman any day.
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No.130754529
>>130754503
I'm remembering the Mega Man 8 cutscene where Rock gets shocked for a minute.
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No.130754559
>>130754529
No more Mr. Nice Hedgehog!
No.130754560
>>130754529
is the artist using gimp?
No.130754564
This had better end with Amy and Sonic's superpowered infant daughter beating the shit out of Eggman, or none of this will have been worth it.
10.png, 1164x1580, 2 times posted
No.130754582
>>130754559
We interrupt this confrontation for an emergency operation.
No.130754594
>>130754564
well you're about to be massively dissapointed
No.130754599
>>130754529
This is slowly approaching Blue Prisoner-levels of needless torture.
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No.130754615
>>130754582
>amy is mindbroken and has regressed to mentally being a kid
Wow.
No.130754619
>>130754599
But blue prisoner is entertaining, this isnt
No.130754627
>>130754529
Ah, 90s Capcom Voice Acting. Such amazing trash. Also you've reminded me Duo actually met Sonic.
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No.130754628
>>130754599
This is slowly approaching Blue Prisoner-levels of needless torture!
No.130754629
>>130754615
WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING
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No.130754635
>>130754615
>date
Wait, that's Unleashed! We're making progress!
No.130754638
>>130754615
>sonic crying like a little bitch
this is painful to read
No.130754642
>>130754088
>Get ready because it gets worse
Conductor, you can end this before it's too late
No.130754645
>>130754615
>mindbroken and has regressed to mentally being a kid
We Berserk now
No.130754647
>>130754615
>Amy got Casca'd
Again, I repeat: WHAT THE FUCK

>>130754619
I never argued otherwise. I'm the one who fucking storytimed it after all.
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No.130754666
>>130754635
Eggman please, that's not right. The pregnancy is Sonic's fault but you still kidnapped them. Twice.
No.130754669
>>130754635
>even Eggman looks incredibly uncomfortable
No.130754674
>>130754635
Fucking hell, stop being a whiny bitch and chaos control the baby out.
No.130754675
>>130754635
>even Eggman is ashamed of what he did
No.130754687
>>130754615
... So again, anon who knows the author. Did you ever get around to asking her what the fuck? Because what the actual fuck?
No.130754692
>>130754615
Holy fuck, what in the lords name
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No.130754705
>>130754666
Satan trips, nice. And we haven't even gotten to the "best" part of this chapter.
No.130754711
>>130753977
Nice, your first SonAmy comic!
No.130754712
>>130754666
This is next level bullshit by eggman here.
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No.130754714
>>130754615
Ivo, WHAT THE FUCK?!
No.130754717
>>130754687
Im curious to know how old the author is
i really fucking hope they arn't like 20 years old
such an immature poorly written story this is
No.130754740
>>130753965
Just give her an emerald ring
No.130754742
I hate children
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No.130754747
>>130754635
Even Eggman isn thinking he went too far this time. Fucking wow.
No.130754755
>>130754717
>SonikkuFan94
Boom came out in 2014 so they'd be at least 20.
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No.130754758
>>130754705
>metal delivering with those claws
NOPE
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No.130754762
>>130754615
...Y'know what, Shadow? Omega? You want to kill Eggman? Go right ahead, you have my tacit approval to do whatever you want to him. Because what the actual fuck.
No.130754773
>>130754073
Boco's ego is much too large to stop tripfagging. I can personally account for some of the Amy hate because she's shit and useless.
No.130754774
>>130754755
oh my god i never realised the name is their dob
wew LAD
This truly is embarrassing then
No.130754775
>>130754758
This metal is literally shard but more of a prick.
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No.130754780
>>130754758
Eggman gets to yell at two Sonics. This has to be the best day of his life.
No.130754784
>>130754742
We know, Eggman.

>>130754773
At least you admit it.
No.130754796
>>130754773
>I can personally account for some of the Amy hate because she's shit and useless.
Based, me too, fuck amy and fuck sonamy tards.
No.130754804
>>130754758
>Sorry Metal, but I'm Pro-Life
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No.130754810
>>130754780
This part isn't that far off from normal childbirth.
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No.130754815
>>130754666
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!! I AM THE CUNT MAN. THAT'S WHAT I AM.
No.130754831
>>130754396
That one panel of action has so much CWC energy it's actually kind of tripping me out.
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No.130754832
>>130754810
This comic... I mean... wow...
No.130754837
>>130754815
This one panel radiates so much gaslighting energy. This entire fucking comic has been riddled with it, but this HAS to be the peak.
No.130754841
>>130754810
This is uncomfortable
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No.130754858
>>130754832
Amy, noooooooo...
>>130754815
The balls it would take to say that with a straight face.
No.130754862
>>130754774
Eh, I actually kinda like the comic. It's so melodramatic and weird!
>>130754780
You're not my real dad Eggman!
>>130754832
Poor Metal!
No.130754864
Blue Murderer is probably still more fucked up than this, but this makes me personally uncomfortable in a way most horror hasn't. I guess that's a plus...?
No.130754870
Animated atrocity
No.130754872
>>130754858
>newborn baby
>covered in fur
what
No.130754887
>>130754780
>Go back and support your mistake!
Jesus Christ, Julian!!
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No.130754888
>>130754858
Okay, the next page was posted in one of the previous threads but I don't think a lot of people saw it. So get ready.
No.130754906
>>130753398
Well, that and he's worried about Eggman torturing his wife and kids, as well as the usual reason to freak out during an unplanned pregnancy.
But yeah, boy needs to harden the fuck up.
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No.130754912
>>130754888
Please no vacation.
No.130754914
You have my permission to rape the Eggman.
No.130754919
>>130754858
>>130754888
THE SUFFERING NEVER ENDS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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No.130754925
>>130754912
IS HE ELECTROCUTING THE FUCKING NEWBORN BABY
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
No.130754933
>>130754912
What the fuck is wrong with eggman
22.png, 1164x1580, 2 times posted
No.130754936
>>130754912
Yes Sonic, you did it. Good job.
No.130754941
>>130754912
EGGMAN WHAT IN THE FUCK
No.130754950
>>130754936
>shit comic
>dark sonic asspull
everytime without fail
No.130754953
>>130754906
Honestly speaking, it started as me disliking this Sonic because he was a bipolar mess and looked WAY too paranoid. Now that I see how fucking vile this Eggman is, yeah. I don't think he was paranoid ENOUGH.
No.130754955
>>130754912
Remember Sonic, this is all your fault , not Eggman's
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No.130754965
>>130754936
>amy might be dead
>baby got energy sucked out of her
>sonic is passed out
>eggman's base is about to explode
Okay then.
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No.130754971
>>130754762
Tower, I hate your guts but on this one we agree. Mobilize the Freedom Fighters. No quarter is to be given.
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No.130754979
>>130754912
HE'S TORTURING THE BABY.

DR. IVO "EGGMAN" ROBOTNIK IS TORTURING A NEWBORN BABY.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.130754982
>>130754912
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
No.130754985
>another day of this comic still remains
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No.130754989
>>130754965
Tails and Shadow to the rescue!
No.130754990
>>130754912
Boo, how am I supposed to beat it to this page if there's a kid being tortured too?
>>130754936
Good job Sonic!
No.130755005
>>130754965
Did he take her boots?
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No.130755010
>>130754989
>oh shit...
My words exactly but I'd probably throw in some more four letter words.
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No.130755017
>>130754762
>>130754971
To do such a thing to a precious child of Chaos... Unforgivable.
No.130755023
>>130755010
Aww they are sleeping
No.130755028
>>130755010
shadow should leave them all for dead
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No.130755034
>>130755010
Shadow, please stop making Sonic look like a horrible incompetent person in comparison.
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No.130755040
This isn't a Zone violation, so we still don't care by the way. But good luck dealing with your baby-torturing Eggman, Sonic.
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No.130755058
>>130755034
Shadow saves the day.
No.130755060
>>130755034
>Shadow, please stop making Sonic look like a horrible incompetent person in comparison.
That's legitimately worse than all the torture.
No.130755068
>>130754762
>>130754971
>>130755017
You know you fucked up when these crazy bastards agree on something.
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No.130755080
>>130754912
That’s it I’m out
No.130755081
>>130755017
>>130754971
>>130754762
The Chaos Boomers have united. The end times are upon us.
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No.130755084
>>130755058
Sonic almost fucking died and here I am pushing for Shadamy.
No.130755091
>>130754989
What took these fucks so long?
No.130755092
>>130755034
Yeah! Sonic can do that by himself
No.130755098
>>130753537
This was all a pretext to dress Sonic up like a school girl, and take abuse from Eggman.
Not that I disapprove such things.
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No.130755108
>>130755084
Gotta reunite the happy little family.
No.130755110
>>130755060
How so?
No.130755113
>>130754990
Anon now is not the time to be horny.
No.130755118
>>130755108
why does no one know how to draw sonic lying down?
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No.130755125
>>130755108
It's for the best, Amy. You don't want to know what happened.
No.130755130
>>130755081
Where's JJJ
No.130755136
>>130755058
>>130755084
Shadow is giving off quite a bit of cool dad energy, and I'm kinda down for it? You wee not kidding, he is the one bit of fucking relief in this psychotic nightmare. There's a whole other nights worth of this shit? Dare I even consider asking?
No.130755149
Why is Sonic not wearing his shoes half the time?
No.130755158
>>130755149
foot fetish
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No.130755163
>>130755125
Okay. That's it for this part of the story but there's another part. I think it'll be best to get the first chapter of it out of the way.
No.130755168
>>130754762
>>130754971
>>130755017
Is this the first time these three dinguses have ever agreed on something?
No.130755178
>>130755163
>but there's another part
NO
STOP
PLEASE
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No.130755183
>>130755163
This next part has three chapters. The first one is short, the other two are longer and we'll do those tomorrow.
No.130755184
>>130755084
Shadow is a better father and guy than Sonic can ever be
No.130755201
>>130755184
Its easy to do that when the writing isnt nerfing you.
No.130755203
>>130755163
NO MORE AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE

>>130755168
Yes, actually.
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No.130755206
>>130755183
One nightmare down, one more to go.
No.130755209
>>130755183
YAMEROOOOOOOOO
No.130755218
>>130755163
There’s more?!
No.130755220
>>130754912
>2 Nights worth of this
>It probably gets worse
>Already warned there's no happy ending here
Its not going to fuck me up or anything but im surprised there's no gore yet, just regular bleeding and electrocution
Also, after this is over everyone should just band together and kill Eggman, the guy wanted to torture a baby
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No.130755227
>>130755206
ENTER TOWER
>>130755203
>>130755178
We gotta.
No.130755228
>>130755110
I can put up with gore, but I really don't like how badly Sonic's been portrayed here.
>>130755113
I was just trying to lighten the mood.
>>130755163
>I'll protect this family with my life!
But immediate fuck things up, requiring that Shadow has to step in and sort shit out.
>>130755183
>>130755206
These would make good album covers.
No.130755245
>>130755227
>that Tower
GUNbros... I don't feel so hot
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No.130755255
>>130755227
I don't like where this is going...
>>130755209
One more chapter. For the night.
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No.130755258
>>130755163
>The end... for now...
Is that a fucking threat? Bitch better back the fuck up!
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No.130755260
>>130755168
>>130755130
>>130755017
>>130754971
>>130754762
I never wanted this. Sonic is a danger, yes, but this is WAY too much. I'll even accept Spider-Man taking down Eggman.
No.130755261
>>130755149
Better question, why is wearing Amy's shoes?
No.130755271
>>130755227
That Tower does not look trustworthy.
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No.130755279
>>130755255
Sonic's so happy! Let's change that!
>>130755228
Yeah the art is pretty good for those.
No.130755280
>>130755227
Tower looking sussy
No.130755293
>>130755279
>green hill
there are other zones for fuck sakes
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No.130755301
>>130755279
And what do we have here?
No.130755303
>>130755260
>Spider-Man
Jonah, lets not go too far here. Do you really want two menaces running around?
No.130755314
>>130755260
>even JJJ is opposed to this and is agreeing with the other three
The end of days has truly come for us.
No.130755315
>>130755261
They do look good on him.
>>130755279
I like the red splotch in the spin attack, it's a shame they don't put that in the games anymore.
>>130755301
Well at least he got a few panels of happyness.
No.130755317
>>130755301
>and now time to suck myself off
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No.130755323
>>130755301
https://youtu.be/FCI9Y4VGCVw
No.130755341
>>130755293
They'll get in trouble with the Zone Cops
No.130755346
>>130755323
Fuck, I was gonna make that reference! You win this round, Betty
No.130755347
>>130755323
>that link
jej
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No.130755348
>>130755323
That's quite the reaction you had there, Sonic.
No.130755349
>>130755323
>GUN are literally kidnapping him
What the fuck is going on
No.130755362
>>130755348
Jobnic the Jobhog jobbing count: 3
No.130755365
Wow, Sonic's a jobber
No.130755368
>>130755348
wtf is that gun soldiers head? looks like a balloon
7.png, 1164x1580, 2 times posted
No.130755370
>>130755348
Sonic has spent half this comic restrained in some way. And most of the comic completely naked.
No.130755384
>>130755370
Id say a good chunk cryng like a little bitch too.
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No.130755387
>>130755370
Yamero, Tower-sama!
No.130755395
>>130755370
>last panel
>"Well? Ain't gonna suck itself."
No.130755398
>>130755323
>jobbed to fucking net
No.130755403
>>130755348
There it is!
No.130755405
>>130755387
Oh my.
No.130755406
>>130755387
>I got what I wanted. You.
Oh my, things took a turn for the spicier
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No.130755409
>>130755387
More shock torture!
No.130755412
>>130755370
Why'd they steal his shoes?!
No.130755420
>>130755323
TFW Kung Pow's 20 years old now. Loved that movie.
>>130755370
>Sonic has spent half this comic restrained in some way. And most of the comic completely naked.
At least this comic has some upsides!
>>130755387
This dialogue just sounds lewd. It's not just me right?
No.130755421
>>130755409
>corrupt organization
Did this author even play the games
No.130755425
>>130755398
Something about this feels strangely familiar.
No.130755427
>>130755412
Agent Evan needed them for... special reasons
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No.130755429
>>130755409
Well, fuck!
No.130755440
>>130755409
I swear, by the end of this Sonic is gonna develop a fetish for getting zapped
No.130755444
>>130755412
And his gloves and scarf
No.130755451
>>130755429
???? why not just get shadow? does he rouge and omega not work for gun???
No.130755452
>>130755421
You're right, "corrupt" implies there was something worthwhile to debase in the first place.
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No.130755454
>>130754615
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No.130755455
>>130755429
This just keeps happening to Sonic. Next Tower will tell that this is all his fault.
No.130755458
>>130755429
Eggman's been less of a villain in this comic. At least he helped deliver the baby!
No.130755465
>>130755323
>Conquering Storm: Yes, a Tiny Net is a death sentence! It's a net and it's tiny!!
No.130755471
>>130755455
BUT YOU ALREADY HAVE SHADOW
AND ROUGE
AND OMEGA
Why the FUCK would you need Sonic?
No.130755472
>>130755429
So, what is this, some sort of Suicide....
No.130755473
>>130755452
You're supposed to be dead, Black Doom.
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No.130755474
>>130755455
Towerbros... why are we doing this?
No.130755485
>>130755455
>Next Tower will tell that this is all his fault.
>”I’m doing this to teach you a lesson about why you should always use condoms if you’re not ready for such a great responsibility”
No.130755491
>>130755429
Hax! I call hax!
No.130755492
I'm gonna mad if this fucking comic gives me nightmares.
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No.130755495
>>130755474
Cute little five year old Amethyst.
No.130755494
>>130755474
Out of context this looks like an anime breakup amv.
No.130755499
we're actually going to reach bump limit at this rate
No.130755501
>>130753884
I've heard of Pregnancy fetishes.
I've consumed Ryona fetishes.
Male Ryona by way of a Pregnant woman? That's a new one. It's a brave new frontier of fetish tags. Anything can happen.
No.130755503
>>130755474
>Tower: "Hmmm... Maybe was a little too mean to him just now. I should get him something nice for his birthday"
No.130755509
>>130755473
That is not dead which can yadda yadda something something the Xorda owed me money.
No.130755512
>>130755474
Now tower feels bad? Lol
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No.130755521
>>130755495
So is getting a heart implant that shocks Sonic and restricts his speed worse than getting his feet shot?
No.130755539
>>130755495
Is he going to tell Shadow?
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No.130755542
>>130755521
See? Look on the bright side!
>>130755499
Yeah, I realized that pretty fast. We still have a good amount of pages tomorrow still. No easy way to split this in two.
No.130755544
>>130755521
Getting his feet shot literally crippled him and was a good chunk of the reason why he could get mogged by Soulless in TMOM. That's still worse.
No.130755546
>>130755503
>"Maybe a gift card to Olive Garden will smooth things over..."
No.130755556
>>130755509
What about the Drakon bookies you owe?!
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No.130755563
>>130755542
>We still have a good amount of pages tomorrow
No.130755565
>>130755474
>looks genuinely remorseful
The author seems very confused on what direction this story is going.

>>130755451
>>130755471
Also seems to have forgotten a fair amount of basic shit. Then again, SonikkuFan here seems to be under the impression that Rouge is a coldhearted asshole, and that Shadow is everyone's chill uncle. I dread to think what their interpretation of Omega is like.
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No.130755566
>>130755542
Let's just pretend this is a good family moment.
No.130755571
>>130755501
>I am the Bone of my Bone
>Lewd is my Body and Sultry is my Blood.
>I have created over a Thousand Fetishes,
>Unknown to Death,
>Nor known to e621.
>Have withstood Pain to create many Lewd comics
>Yet those Hands will never hold Anything.
>So, as I Pray--
>Unlimited Fetish Works!
No.130755572
>>130754024
This is getting out of hand. Now there's two of them.
Also
>I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO NAME THE BABY!
is kind of a mood.
No.130755580
>>130755542
>...at least think of the Dental Plan, Ames...
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No.130755592
>>130755566
And that's it for the night. We're like 60% through this whole thing. I won't post the list tonight. Have fun while you can. This thread won't survive the night.
No.130755602
>>130755592
>And that's it for the night.
Thank FUCK
>We're like 60% through
NO DAMMIT
No.130755604
>>130755521
>"They... Did things to me!"
>"They took my shoes, Amy! They saw my feet!"
>"They made me SLOW! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!"
No.130755612
I'm in disbelief that we're storytiming a super edgy comic full of schizos and Shadow is the most down-to-Earth, reasonable person in it.
No.130755613
>>130755592
This was quite a ride and were not even fucking done with it yet. Thanks conductor.
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No.130755616
>>130755592
Thanks for everything Conductor
No.130755618
>>130755592
>and Lelina
Literally who?
No.130755623
>>130755556
Who the fuck do you think I'm trying to pay off?
No.130755628
>>130755612
>schizos
More like bipolar as fuck
No.130755643
>>130755592
>This thread won't survive the night.
My sanity after reading this wont survive the night.
No.130755645
>>130755618
Maybe the OC who was less bitchy than Rouge about the pregnancy?
No.130755655
>>130755623
Just hire Katella to kill em.
No.130755664
What the fuck is with the gaslighting in this comic?
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No.130755666
>>130755592
The FUCK did you just assault us all with, Conductor?

>there's still more
... Sigh.
No.130755679
>>130755664
It was written by a woman and a sonamy fan, what did you expect?
No.130755690
>>130755503
>>130755546
>I got shanghaied by the government and all I got was a lousy gift card
No.130755694
Sorry guys no DBZ tonight the thread is near bump limt
No.130755699
>>130754815
This is why the artist was watermarking each panel.
No.130755713
>>130755699
Autism
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No.130755714
Fuck this. Have some cute Rouge as a palate cleanser.
No.130755721
>>130755694
No goku...
No.130755723
>>130753597
> I checked.
No.130755731
>>130755714
Delicious! very cute bat
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No.130755752
>>130755723
heh
No.130755770
>>130755592
>there's still much more
GOOD GOD NO
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No.130755788
>>130755714
No.130755789
>>130755664
Women are experts at gaslighting. I'd know since my mother engages in it as a matter-of-course.
No.130755796
>>130755789
F
No.130755812
>>130755694
NO, SAVE US DBZ-COMIC ANON!!
No.130755827
>>130755010
Just imagine your best friend goes missing, and turns up in your worst enemy's base, that's about to explode, his wife is dead and their baby is sleeping on his chest. He doesn't look alive.
I'd fucking melt.
No.130755835
>>130755565
Maybe this is Archie Rouge and Shadow. I mean King Sonic and Sally are there
No.130755841
>>130755835
Archie Rouge and Shadow could still work together. Rouge also wasn't a total fucking bitch either.
No.130755862
>>130755655
Fuck that, they have a Chaos. And THEIRS has a fear aura!
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No.130755863
>mfw reading some shitawful fan comic called An Unexpected Baby
No.130755867
Do you think artists that draw this shit ever look back on their works?
No.130755870
>>130755789
Fucking hell
No.130755876
>>130755788
Jewel Man, you twit, your weapon is a shield.
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No.130755879
>>130755863
mfw reading some shitawful fan comic called An Unexpected Baby
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No.130755888
>>130755867
Well, we know for a fact that the artist who made this sees it as an old shame.
No.130755890
>>130755714
Cutie
No.130755898
>>130755220
Electrocuted a Newborn infant and that has to be the first time those words in that order have ever crossed my mind and I've been listening to GWAR songs since I was a teenager.
No.130755903
>>130755888
Damn what a cursed image
No.130755927
The other Sonic who got amy pregnant would be horrified at this Sonics behavior.
No.130755937
>>130755387
>You missed your shot Tower.
>I'm married.
No.130755940
>>130755796
>>130755870
I mostly stay sane by coming into storytime threads, writing, reading or things like that (which pisses her off something fierce because she interprets it as "wasting my time/making nothing of my life/not making content and being a consumer") and ignoring her when she's in her more insane rants. She tends to withhold basic affection in the traditional sense and expects me to "get better" at subjects I hate and have never excelled at before I get praise as well as trying to get me to publicize my 'struggles' with autism simply because I can write well.

...Yeah, this comic kind of hits different now that I'm thinking on it.
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No.130755950
>>130755903
This is a cursed night
No.130755960
>>130755940
Anon, holy shit, I hope you're getting help or something because that sounds like a living fucking nightmare.
No.130755976
>>130755940
That sucks
No.130755979
>>130755950
Jesus why
No.130755983
Does anyone know whats the width image limit of 4chan ?
No.130755999
>>130755983
I think its 80000x80000
No.130756013
>>130755999
I think you added one too many zeros ?
No.130756021
>>130755983
Use a catbox if you need to
No.130756035
>>130756013
yeah i dont remember whoops
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No.130756038
>>130755960
I live in a third/second world shithole and most of my extended family is out-of-country and only comes down for holidays and my father is a simp retard who actively defends her behavior, and my sister is too dumb to actually realize what she's doing. I am getting absolutely zero help as you can expect. My only real outlet is being online.

But enough about that, we're here for Sonic's brand of suffering.
No.130756045
>>130756021
You mean just posting the links ? That would be really lame
No.130756049
>>130755841
Didn't Archie Rouge try to take the Sol Emeralds knowing very well it would destroy Blaze'sworld? And then say she doesn't care if Blaze's world dies?
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No.130756061
>>130756038
No.130756064
>>130756045
Sorry was just trying to help in a way. I don’t know the width limit.
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No.130756087
Hey guys does this image help cleanse the taste of the comic?
No.130756093
>>130756087
Charming and quaint by comparison
No.130756100
>>130756087
>this piece of shit is in the new chip and dale movie
what god did we anger?
No.130756105
>>130756087
No, but it does feel better. And fuck, I never thought I'd say that about such a cursed design.
No.130756112
>>130753326
Shadow is usually my favorite in fan comics, like Tails Gets Trolled.
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No.130756119
I do not care for that hedgehog. He insists upon himself
No.130756122
>>130756100
It's appropriate in a way, D*sney has the same sort of reverse midas touch SEGA does.
No.130756132
>>130756100
The God of money, Disney.
No.130756135
>>130755425
Bakibro?
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No.130756160
A toast to today's horrible fucked up comic, truly this was something to behold, and It's not even over yet!
No.130756176
>>130755960
>>130755976
You anons really should be glad to have even halfway decent parents. It's a sad fact of life that most of them are pretty horrendously shit. Especially the boomer-types.
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No.130756196
>>130756087
To this day i can't deny the people that said it was a hoax with a clean consciousness, becouse I KNOW those hollywood fucks would totally look at this and go "Yeah, this is fine"
But at the same time, they had to basically redo an entire movie's worth of CGI after the trailer backlash, which i still think is implausible
No.130756211
>>130756196
Well they said it was more like 70% and like 5-10 million extra.
No.130756214
And we have hit bump limit. And to think that 95 pages of the comic were posted tonight and there's 80 pages left.
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No.130756230
>>130756196
Yes executives really are that retarded
No.130756248
>>130756214
>80 pages left.
I'm not ready please send help.
No.130756261
>>130756214
Can it really get any worse?
No.130756263
>>130756196
If nothing else, the existence of prototype merchandise for the original design does point to it being a genuine fuck up.
No.130756312
>>130756261
Nothing worse than the electrocuting baby scene but there's still more fucked up stuff and plenty of suffering. If you want a spoiler. Here it is: sexual assault and attempted rape. Don't worry, we should be fine.
No.130756334
>>130756312
Bruh
No.130756336
>>130756214
>80 pages left
Dios mio...
No.130756345
>>130756312
yeah because the other conductor had to stop because it ended there
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No.130756347
>>130754408
>amy giving birth to the eliphants foot
No.130756370
>>130756347
Yeah I feel like any form of energy would fuck up the genetics of that baby
No.130756439
>>130756312
Hmmm… from context clues we know Shadow’s clean. So who’s it gonna be, another schizo Tails, the rare rapist Knux, Eggman, Tower giving in to his hedgehog homolust?
No.130756472
>>130754038

I don't particularly care.
No.130756473
>>130756439
Its
actual spoiler
another sonic turned into Metal sonic
No.130756497
Work was super fucking busy and shitty and it made me miss such a great thread. Is there a possibility for another one tonight or am I gonna have to wait 21 hours for the next one?
No.130756507
>>130756472
We missed you , and you show up only now ?
No.130756514
>>130756507

Who the fuck misses me? Thats like missing having diarrhea.
No.130756515
>>130756497
F
Enjoy the wait!
No.130756533
>>130756497
Well nothing is stopping you from making a separate discussion thread. This one is almost dying anyway.
No.130756535
>>130756507
Sorry bro, but don’t worry. Tomorrow’s daily dose is gonna be Extra Strength
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No.130756556
>the ending we could have had
No.130756560
>>130756497
You can always make a separate discussion thread. I have some stuff I want to post anyway.

>>130756507
Boco was too busy shitposting in that bait thread.
No.130756561
>>130756535
>>130756497
Whoops
No.130756581
>>130756560
What bait thread?
No.130756595
>>130756581
This one
>>130721963
No.130756605
>>130756595
Amyfags are such mentally ill creatures
No.130756606
>>130756581
The one with the multicolored amys
No.130756626
>>130756605
Wasn't even an Amyfag, it was the usual falseflagging /sthg/ schizos. I've seen at least three variations on that same OP text advocating for "no continuity" about three times now.
No.130756651
>>130756626
Ive seen him try to explain his idea during an entire thread.
No.130756654
>>130756626
>/sthg/
everytime without fail
You just watch when the IDW ride starts, the infestation will be absolutely cancerous.
No.130756680
>>130756654
What's wrong with /sthg/? I haven't dealt with them
No.130756694
>>130756651
He doesn't even have an idea. It's this big nebulous and vague "what if" that seems to change by the post. The only consistency seems to be that he's obsessed with Sonic X (ironically, the exact opposite of what he seems to want since all three seasons have an overarching metaplot) and the games. Specifically, post-Colors.

Oh, and he's also a massive mandatefag. Like, I've never seen such a massive slut for the SoJ mandates before those threads.
No.130756725
>>130756654
If the new conductor is okay with making continuation threads, we can get the spammers banned before finishing the storytime.
No.130756730
>>130756694
>massive mandatefag
>he actually enjoys sterilized sonic
>q that smash bros model picture
These people need to be shot on site.
No.130756746
>>130756626
I remember a few weeks back someone demanding "More serious stories" from the sonic franchise and spergging the rest of the thread, half the post were just him or someone imitating him and its probably the same guy from the new thread with a new shtick
I don't know what goes through the mind of the people that wastes so much time on that shit or pretending to care about it, why bother?
No.130756763
>>130756680
Insane Sega of Japan worshiping weebs. They get omega triggered if you call Mobius Mobius or Mobians Mobians. Suggested replacements include "His World" and "Worldians."
No.130756778
>>130756680
>the amyfags
>the whispertard
>SCANA (sonic characters are not animals) vs SCAA (sonic characters are animals)
>NOT CANON!
>muh mandates
>the amyfags
>autistic meldowns over character portrayal (ties into not canon autism)
>standard IDW hate (justified)
>MOBIUS
>Sallyfags
And thats just the tip
No.130756783
>>130756680
>What's wrong with /sthg/?
The same thing that happens with every general that's allowed to stew in it's own juices. Eventually it is distilled down to the most insane autismos.
No.130756786
>>130756680
A den of shitposters that invade sonic threads.
No.130756797
>>130756778
Dont forgt tht even ignoring them getting mad over MOBIUS, even just using the term "Mobians" sends them into a frothing rampage that destroys whole threads.
No.130756811
>>130755983
Didn't know there was a width limit, just a file size limit of 4MB if I recall correctly.
No.130756812
>>130756797
Yeah there's so much autism that I cant be fucked to list it all.
No.130756832
>>130756778
But sonic characters are animals? its sonic the fucking hedgehog
No.130756857
>>130756778
Oh yeah, and the names they keep mentioning. Like I dont know who the fuck AWF, Sparky, Richmunk, FlashySmiley are but they keep name calling people those.
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No.130756860
>>130756778
>>130756797
>>130756812
They also hate the movies for some godforsaken reason, even ignoring pic related.
No.130756870
>>130756860
They hate the movies because it gave sonic actual fucking personality back
No.130756887
>>130756857
I know that the richmunk guy is a massive SATAM/Archie autist who keeps harrasing the sonic VAs to get sally in the games or some shit, also hes a diaperfag go figure
No.130756888
>>130756680
>>130756778
Been going to that place for years, it's changed so much.
No.130756896
>>130756887
What about the others ?
No.130756909
>>130756832
That's not how /sthg/ thinks. They think the Mobians are basically just fucking humans or weird aliens with zero animal traits or quirks whatsoever. Which is ironic, since for all their hatred of Archie (itself the entire reason their general even exists), is pretty much canon to the comics. Mobians have a pretty hefty amount of human DNA in them due to the genebombings and due to crossbreeeding with other shit, probably alien and magical stuff too.
No.130756911
>>130756896
I legit dont know and I dont care, I only know about the richmunk guy because he was harrasing the VA's
No.130756931
>>130756857
That's every general and it bothers the fuck out of me, same with ritual posting, if you start name dropping autist that should be your clue that you expended too much time in the autism dungeons
No.130756936
>>130756870
Pretty much. Bland sterile Sonic is the only version they truly "like". And even then, it's a toss-up that switches opinions by the minute as to whether or not they truly 'enjoy' sterile corporate Sonic or if it's stupidly deep impostor syndrome.
No.130756940
>>130756857
AWF is the writer for Sonic Legacy, a fancomic. He also writes Human/Mobian fanfiction. /sthg/ has a huge hateboner for him and he argues with people on Twitter.

You just gotta look up Rickmunk. There's not enough time in the day to describe that guy. He's an asshole, autist, Sallyfag. He's what /sthg/ thinks of when someone brings up Sally, SatAM or the comics.

The others I don't know.
No.130756944
>>130756832
Someone posted a video of vector the crocodile swimming like you guessed it a crocodile (in the olympic games) nobody has been able to refute it because sonic characters are animals LOL
No.130756962
>>130756936
Autism is one hell of a drug
Can't wait for the 3rd movie to give shadow his fucking personality back
No.130756975
>>130756931
I actually did this a bit on /tg/ after the horror general there got repeatedly raided and shat up by an insane shitposter, but only after I pretty much confirmed it was the same guy who was spamming multiple other horror-related threads on the catalog. Basically, a sort of reverse of the /sthg/ problem, where the shitposting schizo is some outside element rather than being bred in thread.
No.130757002
>>130756940
Having Richmunk live rent-free in their skulls to the point they literally see everyone as him, even those who don't post Sally at all and simply like Archie as a whole, is genuinely worse mental illness than whatever a single lunatic does online could ever be.
No.130757003
>>130756962
I'm so happy about what they did with knuckles gives me massive hope for shadow
No.130757029
>>130756962
>>130757003
Who knew giving the three main boys the same family and relationship ad brothers would fix the characters? It's something that could have been done with other interpretations of them or potentially even the Modern cast, but never was because of Modern Sonic's lack of real character and the fact that Knuckles is mandated to never leave the island.
No.130757051
I'm out of the loop. Why is /sthg/ suddenly so mentally ill about Archie? Is it just Zoomers infesting the thread?
No.130757061
>>130757051
>suddenly
No.130757063
>>130757003
Really ? I myself didnt like dumb honorable personality they gave him, it makes me afraid they are going to make him do Drax level jokes during the entire third movie.
No.130757075
>>130757051
>suddenly
Anon, I was hearing and seeing /sthg/ being raging lunatics over the Archie continuity over a decade back. This isn't new.
No.130757087
>>130757063
>dumb
He's not dumb for fuck sake, hes naive learn the fucking difference
Boom knuckles is dumb
No.130757140
>>130757063
Movie Knuckles isn't dumb, just naive regarding Earth and its customs. He's actually pretty intelligent and emotionally mature when not raging mad and under the belief that Sonic is the evil monster who stole everything from him.

Boom Knuckles is dumb enough to eat napkins and forgets how to breathe unless reminded. Modern Knuckles was so retarded he got 80% of the Resistance killed in Forces in a suicidal headlong charge.
No.130757169
>>130757087
Okay maybe he is naive, which means he will learn. But Im still hoping this trait doesnt get flanderized in the sequel movie.
No.130757199
>>130757140
>80% of the Resistance killed in Forces
I don't play the new sonic games, is that for real or they got "turned into robots"/captured?
No.130757238
>>130757075
>>130757061

Archie used to be beloved by the Sonic community. Only recently have certain people started insisting it was never good
No.130757255
>>130756860
>They also hate the movies
Because it's not Japanese. That's literally it. Standard issue /v/ WEST BAD JAPAN GOOD even when Sonic is the perfect exemplar of the opposite being true.
No.130757280
>>130757199
>turned into robots
Roboticization isn't canon in Iizuka's Sonic, anon, didn't you hear?
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No.130757316
>>130757199
Modern Eggman doesn't do the whole "turned into robots" much anymore, and not to Mobians. The wording is also very specifically "wiped out", so yeah. They ded.
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No.130757329
>>130755592
Thanks konduckor-kun!
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No.130757331
>>130757316
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No.130757333
>>130757316
>Mobians
WORLDIANS WORLDIANS NOT MOBIANS FUCKING AMERISHIT ITS NOT CANON AIYEEEEEEEEE
No.130757350
>>130755940
Sorry to hear that, I hope you realize it's only temporary and can find some enjoyment despite things. When you move out, contact's completely on your own terms.
No.130757380
>>130757350
Housing prices are shit where I'm at, but eh. My parents are currently obsessed with moving into a new house right now so we'll see how that works out.
No.130757392
>>130757316
Well damn
No.130757395
>>130757316
>I thought up this strategy in a about a minute and a half
I always laugh at this, what the fuck were they thinking
No.130757401
>>130757395
They weren't. At all.
No.130757414
>>130756581
>>130756626
FYI, here's what I use in 4chan-X to hide most of the nonsense:
#remove archie-schizo
stub:yes;type:comment;/kill yourself|archieshit|archiecuck|archienigger|richmunk|diaper furfag/i

>>130757380
Good luck with it anyway, there's always renting with a few friends to keep the bills down.
No.130757415
>>130757331
Thats what happens when Amy tries to take Sally's job.
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No.130757425
>>130757331
>and Knuckles then says:
No.130757428
>>130756507
Nah, fuck Boco. Rotorfag is the one I actually miss, and wish he would post more frequently here.
No.130757449
>>130757414
Oh shit, he's the one obsessed with Sonic X? lmfao no wonder he seethes so much at westshit
No.130757450
>>130757392
>>130757395
Just to remind you: if it weren't for Sonic and Buddy taking out Infinite during the final battle, IMMEDIATELY destroying Eggman's Phantom Death Egg Robot, and nuking his diet Nega-Wisp Armor afterwards, the Resistance would have lost due to Knuckles killing almost the entirety of their forces with his plan.

>>130757415
That was her reporting on the "success" of Big Wave.
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No.130757479
>>130754912
What the fuck lmao
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No.130757482
>>130757428
I miss him too, he's one of the few that puts up with my twink thirst-posting.
>>130757449
I think so? I obviously don't see his posts now, makes threads much more comfy.
No.130757494
IDW 50 (and thus the IDW marathon) delayed by a week (now starting June 10th)
No.130757510
>>130757494
Cool
No.130757523
>>130757425
>"Tsk, who told you to die, idiot? That wasn't in the briefing"
No.130757530
>>130757494
It keeps getting pushed back. It's almost comical.
No.130757546
>>130757494
>>130757530
I guess Conductor will have to find something else to post after TGT.
No.130757563
>>130757494
More time
No.130757568
>>130757530
I mean this is only the first time this specific issue got delayed (and honestly a lot of the recent IDW issues since Imposter Syndrome started have either managed to come out when initially promised or only gotten delayed a single week)
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No.130757572
>>130757494
ONE MORE WEEK OF THE RIDE!
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No.130757576
>>130757482
Maybe I'll go drop a few more posts about Sonic Underground being better than Sonic X, just so he knows I love him.
No.130757583
>>130757568
If only it could get delayed forever.
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No.130757587
>>130757576
Based!
No.130757594
>>130757494
Good, now I have enough days to post other M after the storytime.
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No.130757601
See you guys tomorrow
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No.130757619
>>130757601
Until next time!