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Unofficial Sonic Storytime: Various Stories #34

No.130589742
Previous Thread: >>130570252

Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/CP3XHLar
Password: zCXhuqLwAv

First up, I have updated the pastebin and changed all the links to desuarchive. They used to be fireden but that site has gone to shit and seems to no longer be working right.

Now I have a bunch of more comics. Let’s start with a comic by Drawloverlala that was translated by a helpful anon. This is A Really Manly Tails. Add this one to the pile of problematic versions of him.

https://www.deviantart.com/drawloverlala

Note: Starting on May 29 we will do Tails Gets Trolled. The whole main series.
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No.130589763
>>130589742
Sounds like you need to gamble a stamp, Tails!
No.130589768
Storytime storytime storytime!
No.130589783
>>130589763
Sissy fox
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No.130589784
>>130589742
>I have updated the pastebin and changed all the links to desuarchive
Thanks konductor-kun!
>>130589768
Pic related
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No.130589786
>>130589763
>brightly colored tools
I wonder if there's a market for that for people that aren't kids.
No.130589790
>>130589763
>perfume for men
you mean cologne? who sells it on the street?
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No.130589809
>>130589786
Aw shit, here we go!
>>130589768
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
>>130589783
Be nice!
>>130589784
No problem. I finally stopped procrastinating and got it done.
No.130589832
>>130589809
Tails nukem
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No.130589834
>>130589809
Piss off the big brother? Get decked!
No.130589839
>>130589809
ALERT! ALERT!
TITAN TAILS INCOMING!
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No.130589852
>>130589790
>you mean cologne?
Excusez-moi?
No.130589854
>>130589809
DESTINY
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No.130589855
>>130589834
Yeah! Let's do it!
>>130589832
It's a shame his much delayed game was so bad when it finally came out.
No.130589864
>>130589742
>. Add this one to the pile of problematic versions of him.
I'm excited to read all about it in 8 hours when I wake up.
I rarely get to post while you're here conductor, I just want to say thanks for your work on this ride, you're a real MVP.
No.130589889
>>130589809
https://youtu.be/851BqHMCaeM
No.130589896
>>130589809
Does Eggman plan for Tails to OD?
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No.130589901
>>130589855
At this rate Eggman might as well secretly run a pharmacy and fuck over the entire population with his drugs.
No.130589909
>>130589809
Buff Tails really is canon
>No problem. I finally stopped procrastinating and got it done.
Fuck, I still haven't made the survey for what awards we want. I'll do that ~after dark~
No.130589921
>>130589901
tails got reverse schizo medication.
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No.130589930
>>130589901
>you're ugly and nobody loves you
Hey now, Amy's not ugly!
>>130589864
No problem and sweet dreams!
>>130589889
Oh man, that movie!
>>130589896
I don't know what the fuck his plan was. You'll see why it's so weird.
No.130589960
>>130589930
She's pretty ugly. Monoeye does not look good on females. And that latex skirt...
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No.130589964
>>130589930
What?
>>130589909
Nice!
>>130589921
He'd still probably pal around with Schizo Super Sonic. Causing all sorts of trouble and feeding off of each other's testosterone.
No.130589973
>>130589855
>It's a shame his much delayed game was so bad when it finally came out.
The one that starts with Bunnie and Sally in lingerie before the Badnik invasion?
I just don't know why it reviewed so poorly.
And that is the extent of my knowledge on the aptly named DNF
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No.130589986
>>130589964
The end? What? Okay. That was fun while it lasted.
No.130590004
>>130589852
C'est ne parfum, Antoine.
No.130590014
>>130589986
Well, at least this one finished, even if it was a little... abrupt.
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No.130590026
>>130589986
Got some comics by the artist that did that one comic where Sonic and a young Tails went camping and almost died. We got some good feels and bad feels. Let's start with a bad one. Single image minicomic for the end of the Metal Virus arc. What if Sonic remained amnesiac?

https://amckaz2y5.tumblr.com/
No.130590030
>>130589901
Just look at all those ear expressions!
>>130589930
>Hey now, Amy's not ugly!
Goth Amy's better
>>130589964
How nice of Eggman.
>>130589986
All that cranial trauma's made him look extra cute in the last panel.
>>130590014
A rare delicacy
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No.130590046
>>130590026
Now some slightly better feels. It's time to see Shadow's early years on the Ark with the Robotnik family.
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No.130590057
>>130589986
>Sonic Sez: Don't do roid kids!
If you want to get buff, go with Knuckles.
No.130590061
Why do jannies hate Sonic threads?
No.130590064
>>130590026
>What if Sonic remained amnesiac?
That plot point was so fucking pointless, im sure it was only done so blaze could be put in somewhere. fucking stupidity
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No.130590068
>>130590046
These two look like they'll be friends for a long, long time!
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No.130590094
>>130590068
Daddy, no!
>>130590030
>Goth Amy's better
Agreed.
>>130590064
It really felt weird being just one issue but Ian said that was intended on his part.
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No.130590116
>>130590094
Good night!
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No.130590136
>>130590116
I don't know who this kid is. Feels like an OC to be a jerk to Shadow for no reason.
No.130590147
>>130590116
Good night Starro, please don't steal my night breath like a cat again.
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No.130590155
>>130590136
This seems like the start of a cool adventure but there's no followup to this and it came out November last year. Maybe eventually. But we still got more comics from this artist.
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No.130590156
>>130590136
>I don't know who this kid is
BRUH
No.130590158
>>130589742
>Manly Tails
Oh boy, here we go.
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No.130590180
>>130590155
Dreams never realized remain dreams.
>>130590156
Huh. Now I know Tower's first name.
No.130590182
>>130589786
Don't take random pills from Eggman, Tails you dummy.

>>130589809
HAVE MERCY DESTINY-SAMA
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No.130590193
>>130589786
>>130589809
so this is what these so called "heroes" do, take drugs from known terrorists. They're worse then those useless heroes in the Special Zone, menaces all of them
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No.130590207
>>130590180
Not as problematic as the other Tails we've come across.
No.130590206
>>130590156
To be fair only those who played shadow the hedgehog would know
No.130590209
>>130589852
Thoughts on margarine?
No.130590215
>>130590136
Eggmans dad seems like a good kid.
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No.130590223
>>130590207
Literally RIP.
>>130590193
Yeah, this is an L that Tails is going to have to take.
No.130590225
>>130589855
Scourge would like this Tails
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No.130590239
>>130590223
Boys will be boys! Now they just need to survive girls being girls.
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No.130590256
>>130590239
Last one. Carrying the lil bro to bed.
No.130590260
>>130589964
>Eggman from the past
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS
No.130590267
>>130590239
>He crossdressed to make his bro feel accepted
Sonic's one of the real ones
No.130590270
>>130590155
Oh shit it's... Metal Chaos?
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No.130590281
>>130590256
Sonic needs a good friend to talk to. Why not Shadow? This is Forever.

https://backseatbanano.tumblr.com/
No.130590293
>>130590239
I didn’t even question where they got the clothes. But how did Sonic have such easy access to Amy’s pants?
No.130590294
>>130590026
Dumb Needlemouse.
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No.130590305
>>130590281
Feelsbirthdayman
No.130590312
>>130590293
Anon, Amy's been trying to get Sonic into her pants since day one.
No.130590313
>>130590281
How gay out of ten is this? Jannies are triggerhappy sonsovbitches.
No.130590314
>>130590030
>How nice of Eggman.
Game Eggman can be nice when he wants to be. And X and Boom Eggman are honestly fairly chill.
No.130590335
>>130590046
>Here we are
And here we are
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No.130590336
>>130590305
I wonder what are the chances that Maria told him that.
No.130590345
>>130590314
I mean yeah, Game Eggman is just a guy who really wants to build a theme park but instead unexplainably only has an airship fleet and unlimited resources.
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No.130590360
>>130590336
>take me home
I bet Shadow would love to do that for another reason.
>>130590312
BA DUM TISH
No.130590365
>>130590256
>ywn carry tails to bed
No.130590366
>>130590335
FORGO-KUN YAMETE
No.130590379
>>130590136
That is a kid Tower.
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No.130590382
>>130590360
A book? Wow Shadow, that's lame. Moving on...
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No.130590396
>>130590382
These comics. I don't know. But we'll do them anyway.

https://justawipp.tumblr.com/
No.130590399
>>130590382
The gift of knowledge is a good present!
No.130590405
>>130590193
>JJJ is now targeting Tails
Will his hate never abate?
No.130590416
>>130590396
I have no idea what happened
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No.130590421
>>130590396
That is something.
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No.130590440
>>130590421
Prove it.
>>130590365
Damn...
>>130590379
What a meanie he was.
>>130590399
Yeah but it's still lame!
>>130590416
Yeah I don't know either but something happened.
No.130590441
>>130590421
That sure is an interpretation of Sonic's anatomy.
No.130590443
Foxes have no feelings
No.130590454
>>130590382
>Sonic: Jokes on him, I can't read!
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No.130590459
>>130590440
I think remember something about this but I forgot what it was.
No.130590466
>>130590440
>nice cock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2DizN_etqo
No.130590474
>>130590305
How does Rouge even know?
No.130590487
>>130590459
ZOOM OUT
No.130590498
>>130590474
Government agent.
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No.130590500
>>130590459
And we will now take a 10 minute break. Feel free to dissect what this was all about.
No.130590511
>>130590474
Rouge is the best kleptomaniacal friend.
No.130590513
>>130590336
100%. Maria is one of the few people who could tell him that who he wouldnt immediately dismiss.
No.130590516
this sure is some kind of crack
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No.130590536
>>130590500
Fun drawing style but
>Feel free to dissect what this was all about.
wat
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No.130590556
>>130590500
He's Spamton G Spamton Number one rated salesman 1997
No.130590560
>>130590500
Metal looks like some sort of Undertale gremlin.
No.130590563
>>130590366
AND HERE WE ARE
No.130590578
>>130590560
he is! deltarune actually but that's semantics.
No.130590586
>>130590396
>>130590416
Buddy got raped by Infinite clearly.
No.130590598
>>130590440
You couldn't handle his clock, Conductor.
No.130590621
>>130590500
Ah, Amy I see you're [All Alone on a Late Night]? Your friends [Abandoned you for the slime you are]?
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No.130590652
>>130590500
So this is a Sonamy comic in the near future for Archie. Kind of weird to see since it's not the main Sonic ship in this universe but there's definitely weirder stuff going on here. This is Lost Hero!

https://www.deviantart.com/agentskull
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No.130590668
>>130590621
SALES GONE DOWN THE [[Drain]] [[Drain]]??
LIVING IN A GOD DAMN GARBAGE CAN???
No.130590671
>>130590652
>Sonamy comic in the near future for Archie.
What in the goddamn...
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No.130590677
>>130590652
Toes.
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No.130590679
>>130590474
>>130590498
>>130590511
>Espio & Rouge have a competition on who has the most dirt on people
>They both lose out to Harvey Who
No.130590708
>>130590677
>toes
>which means FEET
God DAMN IT
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No.130590714
>>130590677
EGGMAN'D
>>130590671
All the Sonamy comics are in the game universes but I don't think we've seen it for Archie. Ain't that something?
No.130590738
>>130590677
Archie Sonic immediately acting like a cunt. You love to see it.
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No.130590739
>>130590714
What's going on with all of this?
>>130590708
Can't escape your fate!
No.130590757
>>130590739
Buttsonic
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No.130590768
>>130590739
Aw who cares! Let's go two years into the future. Where Sonic is now wearing clothes and living with Shadow. This is still a Sonamy comic.
No.130590778
>>130590757
Lewd
No.130590790
>>130590768
>Male Mobians
>wearing clothes
It keeps happening
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No.130590794
>>130590768
Did Sonic's kid just chuck a chaos blast at his father's head? And Sonic just took that?
No.130590800
>>130590768
>Sonic is now wearing clothes and living with Shadow. This is still a Sonamy comic.
Keep telling yourself that.
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No.130590809
>>130590794
Geez Sonic, you're going to let your kid treat you like this? Oh well, uncle Shadow will look after him.
No.130590812
>>130590794
Sonic knows he was just as much of a little shit back then, so it's fine.
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No.130590836
>>130590809
So... Amy's a mute.
>>130590800
A common theme with Sonamy comics is adding in Shadow for some reason.
No.130590849
>>130590794
...How old is this kid? To whom'st does he belong?
No.130590856
>>130590794
Archie Sonic is bullshit OP. He's not going to be fazed by something like that.

Also the art is good but cripes this writing.
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No.130590862
>>130590836
Sonic's a-okay.
>>130590812
I'd at least expect a glare from him. Maybe bailing on his kid gets him a free pass.
No.130590874
>>130590809
>It's bring your parent to school day
>Needle brings Uncle Shadow and he brings the rest of Team Dark
>Later, Tower has assure various angry parents that Omega was "joking" about the Ninja Clan they took out.
No.130590877
>>130590836
>So... Amy's a mute.
Whatever helps the reader self insert into dating Sonic I guess
No.130590889
>>130590809
Needle's Amy-traits are leaking.
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No.130590891
>>130590862
Mute Amy is such a weird choice. I can't describe how off that feels for a character like her. Probably makes it easier to self insert.
No.130590906
>>130590862
>Amy shuts up
>Sonic finally likes her
Did Bocco ghostwrite this?
No.130590911
>>130590836
Eggman special recipe must have damaged her vocal cords.
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No.130590913
>>130590891
Kind of looks like the castles needs some sprucing up.
No.130590914
I wish this franchise had another female hedgehog to rival amy because fuck you thats why
No.130590925
>>130590913
Castle Acorn's converted to Taoism?
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No.130590932
>>130590913
Let's check in on the kids.
No.130590931
>>130590906
Kek
No.130590944
>>130590913
>What years of fighting the council does to a castle maintenance.
No.130590945
>>130590925
Without Max around, Sally can finally move away from the golden piss pool worship.
No.130590955
>>130590932
>that hat
PENDERS GONNA FREAK
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No.130590966
>>130590932
She's really channeling both of her parents perfectly.
>>130590914
Sorry but only Sonic gets rivals.
No.130590968
>>130590914
>more hedgehogs
Fuck off Iizuka.
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No.130590992
>>130590966
Maybe I have to be a kid to find that funny.
>>130590944
Hamlin was right.
No.130590998
>>130590966
Why did the artist even use the Archie universe for this ?
No.130591004
>>130590966
>Needle randomly calling people freaks
>when he can just shoot energy blasts from his hands
He's been hanging around Uncle Shadow too much.
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No.130591009
>>130590992
Why did that chao drop a fruit on Amy? That just sealed their fates.
No.130591013
>>130590992
THEY FUCKED
No.130591022
>>130590998
To make their shipping dreams finally come true. It's not enough for Amy to win; Sally must lose.
No.130591042
>>130591022
She's mute.
She lost.
No.130591044
>>130590992
Everyone who is anyone can relate to shitty teachers.

>Hamlin was right.
Hamlin is ALWAYS wrong. This is just a coincidence.
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No.130591048
>>130591009
Is that Nicole? No, that's her kid. Wait until you find out who the father is.
>>130590998
>i like archie but i like sonamy so i'm just gonna ship whoever i want
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No.130591056
>>130590992
>>130590944
For the last time, I'm not approving that Margarine gets outlawed!
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No.130591068
>>130591048
How does an AI and a chameleon have a kid?
No.130591079
>>130591068
He came in her USB ports.
No.130591086
>>130591048
If it's not Shard, I don't care.

>>130591068
>fucking Espio
Is this author high
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No.130591090
>>130591068
ENTER SALLY
Looking kind of old.
No.130591102
>>130591068
wtf
No.130591112
>>130591090
She's turning info Max.
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No.130591120
>>130591090
Technically Sally is wearing more than her preboot version. It invokes that comic that must not be named here. Please have mercy on me.
No.130591121
>>130591090
She's looks Shoujo Villain as fuck in that last panel. Amy, don't trust her!
No.130591123
>>130591068
That ship came out of nowhere, wtf
No.130591131
>>130591120
>still no pants
That's our Sal.
No.130591132
>>130591120
You're playing with very autistic forces conductor
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No.130591144
>>130591120
This is a very different version of Silver.
No.130591146
>>130591090
Well she probably had to clean up all of Max's bullshit, be a diplomat, deal with Eggman and have the Sand Blasters killed.
No.130591159
>>130591144
He turned into fucking Xehanort.
No.130591165
>>130591144
Goth Silver
No.130591176
>>130591144
This feels like its copying some anime. Can someone help me out here ?
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No.130591183
>>130591144
So Needle has Sonic's speed and the other can summon hammers and has Amy's strength. Cool.
No.130591184
>>130591144
Venom?
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No.130591207
>>130591183
This feels like the setup for a threesome. We'll never know because this comic just stopped. Funny thing. The artist tried to reboot the comic and start over again. Let's see how that went.
No.130591208
>>130591176
If anything this reminds me of the time ghost from danny phantom
No.130591213
>>130591183
Let's hope Wind didn't inherit his mom's romance autism.
No.130591223
>>130591183
Shadow, no guns around the kids.
No.130591230
>>130591183
yknow needle looks a lot like shadow. kinda makes one think
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No.130591236
>>130591207
Very rapetastic cover we got here.
No.130591247
>>130591230
I was also thinking this
No.130591249
>>130591236
Time for OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
No.130591254
>>130591236
DR RAPEMAN
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No.130591265
>>130591236
For this brief stretch we'll just be with Eggman and the bots.
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No.130591280
>>130591265
Nice jump in quality with the art. And no weird shipping!
No.130591302
>>130591280
This page just reminds me of the fact that Classic robots can't be shown in the Modern continuity anymore.
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No.130591304
>>130591280
I mean, they're not wrong.
No.130591313
>>130591183
Is Amy supposed to be especially strong?
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No.130591321
>>130591302
>Classic robots can't be shown in the Modern continuity anymore.
Fuck sonic team so much
No.130591325
>>130591304
It's funny how the only continuity where Orbot and Cubot outright defy Eggman for good is Hangin Out, and they do his job 30000x better than he ever did.
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No.130591328
>>130591304
Not the baby!
>>130591302
Depends on what Eggman is using in IDW issue 50.
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No.130591353
>>130591328
Eggman... I'm going to need you to take a seat.
>>130591313
It's ambiguous but yeah she's considered strong. Whether it's on her own or when she's wielding her hammer, I'm not completely sure.
No.130591354
>>130591265
Christ I hate the Sonic X laugh face.
No.130591362
>>130591354
why?
No.130591367
>>130591353
Eggman...this is illegal.
No.130591382
>>130591362
Looks dumb, out of character, effeminate, has never been in good media
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No.130591387
>>130591353
And the last thing I have for this series is this cover. So we were denied Zone Cops action.

Now we will take our final 10 minute break and do some more comics.
No.130591408
>>130591387
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE COOOOOOOOOOOPS DO YOUR JOBS
No.130591438
>>130591382
>out of character
he legit does this in the opening to sonic unleashed
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No.130591440
>>130589742
Sonic Rift Issue 2 Page 6
https://www.deviantart.com/sonicrift
I actually have a couple updates to post!
No.130591459
>>130591438
Yeah, like I said.
No.130591473
>>130591459
>Unleashed
>not good media
You're getting a strangle
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No.130591476
>>130589742
Sonic the Continuation Issue 18 Page 2
https://www.deviantart.com/okida
It has been so long since we've seen these characters. This series was done after the official Fleetway comics were done.
No.130591497
>>130591476
The return of tomboy Amy! Now give me Tekno and Shortfuse.
No.130591513
>>130591497
>Shortfuse
I can't seem to recall who that was.
No.130591527
>>130591513
robot squirrel
No.130591545
>>130591513
A sassy southern belle who was almost roboticized?
No.130591560
>>130591527
>>130591545
Sorry, not ringing any bells.
No.130591574
>>130591513
He was once a normal squirrel named Shorty until he was captured by Robotnik and forcefully inserted into a suit of powered armor for use as a modified cyber-badnik, only to break his brainwashing and escape becoming the heroic Shortfuse the Cybernik who would fight against Robotnik as a member of the Freedom Fighters.
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No.130591602
>>130591387
It's only 11 pages and incomplete but there's still plenty to make you go "WTF?" This is Tails' Dilemma.

https://www.deviantart.com/tailsdilemma
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No.130591604
>>130591560
No.130591623
>>130591602
What kind of lame-o goes to a party early ?
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No.130591624
>>130591602
I have questions but instead of getting answers I will just keep getting more questions.
>>130591574
Ohhhh! That's who he is! Thanks!
No.130591630
>>130591602
>Sonic is Christian
>Tails is smoking weed and injecting heroin
WHAT THE FUCK
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No.130591653
>>130591624
The pimp slap is strong with Vanilla.
>>130591623
A real goody goody.
No.130591664
>>130591574
>>130591513
Kek
No.130591670
i love me a good shitpost
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No.130591682
>>130591653
The spelling and grammar mistakes make it funnier.
>>130591630
Yup!
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No.130591709
>>130591682
Oh god... is that Goku?!
>>130591670
This one's great while it lasts.
No.130591724
>>130591513
>>130591527
>>130591560
>>130591574
>"A robot squirrel?"
>Shorty reveals his face
>"Shorty the robot squirrel?"
>Shorty sighs and steps out into the light fully
>"SHORTFUSE THE CYBERNIK?!"
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No.130591734
>>130591709
Pour one out for my homie, Knuckles. He was a real OG fr fr.
No.130591739
>>130591682
>>130591709
Sonic is too Christian for this shit
No.130591752
>>130591734
BLUE BOARD
No.130591762
>>130591709
Is that Bejita?
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No.130591767
>>130591734
Sonic's faith in God shields me from getting in trouble.
>>130591724
More like
>shortfuse appears and says nothing
>robotnik: who are you?
>shortfuse gives his entire backstory
>robotnik: shortfuse the cybernik?
No.130591772
>>130591734
Fucking ouch. That's brutal.
No.130591783
>>130591724
Lmao. Someone draw this ASAP.
No.130591785
>>130591767
is that.....poni....
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No.130591795
>>130591767
It's a good thing that mystery person is behind bars and no longer appears in this comic so I don't have to edit stuff over them to conceal who they are.
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No.130591818
>>130591795
What unholy fuck Sonic is that supposed to be?
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No.130591826
>>130591818
He deserved it
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No.130591835
>>130591818
Jesus Christ!
No.130591839
>>130591818
>I geuss its time for you to die
No.130591840
>>130591818
Holy fuck WHAT
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No.130591844
>>130591818
>>130591835
11.png, 900x1972, 1 times posted
No.130591859
>>130591835
Everything is fucked up. And that's the last page, which came out December. I got one more set of comics for the night.
No.130591860
>>130591818
Meow has EVOLVED
No.130591866
>>130591473
Even if you like the bland boostshit and soulless "its not earth its my original planet blearth" setting 80% of your playtime will still be dogshit buttonmasher in Sonic's fursona. It's easily the worst Sonic game (though I haven't played Forces)
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No.130591870
>>130591844
No.130591878
>>130591870
kek
No.130591882
>>130591870
Hearty kek
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No.130591888
>>130591859
Here's some comics by Rero! Starting with Sonic's 30th birthday.

https://twitter.com/Rero_nn
No.130591892
>>130591859
shrek you fool
No.130591896
>>130591709
Knuckles why you gotta do Archimedes like that.
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No.130591903
>>130591888
I guess it's fine that Eggman is just pouting and not causing any trouble.
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No.130591918
>>130591903
Of course it's Eggman's 30th birthday as well.
No.130591925
>>130591903
At least he's not trying to ruin things like last time.
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No.130591938
>>130591918
Sonic wants to go again. The others? Not so much.
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No.130591965
>>130591938
Now with the announcement that Knuckles was in the Sonic 2 movie, this artist has been all about that. So much so that they did this comic before the trailer dropped.
No.130591975
>>130591938
Total adrenaline junkie.
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No.130591983
>>130591965
>wait, so they're not enemies anymore but friends? just like that?
>>130591925
It seems like something you'd find in Sonic Boom. God I miss that show.
No.130592001
>>130591965
>>130591983
I will now headcanon these as taking place after the movie when they become brothers. You cannot convince me otherwise.

>It seems like something you'd find in Sonic Boom. God I miss that show.
Let's hope Prime is even half as good.
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No.130592006
>>130591983
You better watch out Knuckles, that kid has about a dozen bad end futures and they'll all fuck you up.
>>130591975
No surprise considering the guy spends a lot of time just standing on the wings of a plane.
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No.130592034
>>130592006
I should also mention this artist ships Sonic and Knuckles.
>>130592001
>Let's hope Prime is even half as good.
I'm hoping but I don't want to get my hopes up that high.
No.130592044
>>130592006
>a dozen
Oh, far more than that. What sights we have to show you.
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No.130592059
>>130592034
>sonic getting off to knuckles eating something phallic
Lewd!
No.130592065
>>130592034
GAYYYYY
No.130592066
>>130592034
Shipping brothers? DISHONOR
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No.130592076
>>130592059
Animals bonding. And yes, technically humans are animals, too.
No.130592081
What did you guys think of the second sonic movie anyway?
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No.130592095
>>130592081
Loved it can't wait for 3
No.130592100
>>130592059
Sonic please control yourself, don't you know fucking siblings is wrong in this economy?

>>130592076
I still wonder just how the fuck Ozzie survived Robotnik's rampage.
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No.130592101
>>130592076
Last movie comic.
No.130592113
>>130592081
Schizonic/10
No.130592122
>>130592081
It was absolute kino.
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No.130592124
>>130592101
We'll end this night with a two page gay comic.
>>130592065
Yes, yes it is.
>>130592066
The greater the taboo the sweeter the fruit.
No.130592135
>no one is gay for Tails
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No.130592152
>>130592124
And that's it! Tomorrow at 9pm EST we'll do more comics.
No.130592156
>>130592135
Being gay for Tails means having to maske sure he doesn't go full psycho and commit a genocide any time you scrape your knee. And fuck that.
No.130592174
>>130592152
suck it
No.130592184
>>130592124
>The greater the taboo the sweeter the fruit.
Conductor no.
No.130592204
>>130592152
how big is the list now?
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No.130592210
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No.130592228
>>130592204
This big
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No.130592249
>>130592152
Cutting things down. I have backup comics I don't feel like posting but I can crack them out if I need to. I think we have a good amount left to last us until the final week.
>>130592204
This big.
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No.130592253
>>130592228
hmp
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No.130592278
>>130592253
M-eh
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No.130592294
>>130592278
EUUGH
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No.130592320
Kinda wish we could storytime the mango
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No.130592325
>>130570252 look at the previous thread if you want to see the other pages that were posted before
well lets resume where we left off Who is ready for some edge tails

Im going to post a short part and finish the comic tomorrow
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No.130592419
>>130592249
>Conductor dumped that many comics in the folder
Damn. Guess I'll have to feed the list again.
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No.130592434
>>130592360
DESERVED
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No.130592453
>>130592325
Fucking bodied

>>130592360
But looks like he got too cocky
No.130592457
>>130592423
>it's a literal hole in his back
What the fuck did he do to himself.
No.130592483
>>130592452
Man, Tails' expressions in this are on point.
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No.130592519
>>130592360
>>130592376
Hey Tails, Now you're face down on the floor! oooh
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No.130592569
No.130592578
>>130592569
Why is he smiling? He's about to die.
No.130592595
>>130592569
One can say he was..........outfoxed.
No.130592599
>>130592569
F
No.130592604
>>130592595
CARLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
No.130592613
>>130592569
Aww he's smiling
No.130592624
>>130592569
BASED BASED BASED
No.130592645
>>130592578
he got what he always wanted. which was getting penetrated by an older blue hedgehog.
No.130592651
>>130592569
I post the rest tomorrow and finish this comic once and for all only
No.130592679
>>130592651
*ignore the only
I was typing this in a hurry
No.130592702
>>130592645
L-Lewd
No.130592796
>>130592651
Awesome, can't wait!
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No.130592925
>>130592651
Finally, Edgy Tails' reign of terror ends tomorrow
No.130593196
>>130592925
Unless he has some elaborate backup plan of course.
No.130593244
>>130590046
It's Maria! And baby Commander Tower!
>>130590207
Edgy Tails best Tails.
>>130590207
EMO SONIC! I really do like the outfit.
>>130590314
>>130590345
Yeah, they might be mortal enemies, but that doesn't mean they can be friendly. Also, if he really pissed off Sonic, who would save him when the eldritch horror he unleashes inevitably betrays him?
>>130590360
>I bet Shadow would love to do that for another reason.
Oh-ho-ho!
>>130590396
Well that sure was a sequence of panels that are probably related.
>>130590440
It's that meme again.
>>130590459
>I think remember something about this but I forgot what it was.
It's forbidden knowledge. Sonic doesn't actually wear socks, they're part of the shoe. That's why they show up in the speed shoes monitor.
>>130590474
Rouge is a spy, thief, government agent, and a lover of gossip. I doubt there's anything she doesn't know about the cast.
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No.130593308
Hope the anon who asked for this yesterday is here, sorry about the wait
https://files.catbox.moe/ub8qh2.png
https://files.catbox.moe/jljg9z.png
https://files.catbox.moe/y89it7.png
No.130593344
>>130593308
Im still here thanks for the drawing
No.130593361
>>130593308
Looks great !
No.130593412
>>130592569
Edgetails finally got the fight he always wanted. He may now die in peace.
No.130593424
>>130593308
Very epic
No.130593441
>>130593308
Bretty gud, saved
No.130593508
>>130590768
Clothes just make him look more lewd, you can see his chest and abs!
>Sonamy comic
Sure, they're just "roommates".
>>130590891
>Spoiler
Gross, everyone knows self-inserting as Shadow's the patrician choice.
>>130591068
Clearly the twink breeding program has gone in interesting directions.
>>130591144
Just how many animes did he watch?
>>130591473
Based
>>130591604
It's a shame they never explained his backstory.
>>130591859
Definitely the weirdest comic so far.
>>130592034
>I should also mention this artist ships Sonic and Knuckles.
The best lewd comics do too.
>>130592210
TFW Knuckles will never choke you.
>>130592452
He looks so happy!
No.130593565
>>130590396
Infinite is canonically trapped in the Phantom Ruby forever
No.130593620
>>130593412
He really was a Saiyan at heart.
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No.130593772
>>130593308
Would you be up for a final request ?
Could you draw adult tails standing up with his spiders legs, with some of them pointed forward ready to attack ?

Kinda like when Zim is using his Pak legs.
No.130593783
>>130593308
The smugness is perfect, great work anon! The one from last thread was great too.
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No.130594075
>>130589964
Past Eggman is just being such a dick that he's screwing with the future for no particular reason, I guess? It's not his problem after all, it's future Eggman's problem.
Also, look at Eggman's reaction. He knows how dangerous Tails' dark side is, and he's frightened by the idea of encouraging it.

>>130591602
>>130589809
Stop taking suspicious drugs, Tails!
No.130594207
>>130593772
I can try that but I probably won't be able get to it until a bit later
No.130594217
>>130594207
just take your time
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No.130594249
>>130591068
>>130591123
That pairing doesn't come totally out of nowhere, it does have some basis in the comics.
I suppose the kid is digital like Nicole? They wrote a bit of code together and programmed an AI kid for themselves? The kid is drawn with the same pixel effect as Nicole, and he has control over nanites.
It does look weird how he's got Espio's body but Nicole's head, though.
No.130594279
>>130594249
What is Espio's mouth in the bottom left panel
No.130594283
>>130592210
God, the movie making them brothers recontextualizes all of the shipping fanart people did before (and after) it released.
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No.130594695
>>130594279
Yeah, looks odd. Still not the worst drawing of Espio I've seen, though.
No.130594707
>>130594695
Aww he's so sad
No.130594736
>>130594695
Poor sad Espio
No.130594750
>>130594695
Goddamn Coleen why’d you have to go and do Espio like that?
No.130595001
>>130594695
I guess he just looks like this here because all the penciler had so far was how he looked in Knuckles Chaotix, so it's mostly understandable. It's basically just a dopier version of his sprite/manual art.
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No.130595119
>>130595001
No, it's the penciler fucking up; there must've been better reference images available by the time that page was drawn.
The picture above was from Knuckles the Echidna #32 (Feb 2000). For comparison, pic related is from KtE #26 (Jul 1999). This was penciled by someone else but inked by the same person as the other page.
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No.130595382
>>130594279
Weird mouths is an Archie Sonic tradition. Look up Mighty Lips sometime.
No.130595755
>>130595119
Well I guess Coleen fucked up then.
No.130596183
>>130595382
Not just Mighty either, a bunch of them had those lips or weird mouths.
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No.130596342
>>130589742
THE RIDE™ AWARDS

After much procrastination, I've made the poll for anons to vote on what awards they want for The Ride™. Strawpoll wasn't working so we'll be using Google forms. You'll need to sign in, but it won't collect your email.
https://forms.gle/4QeoLJN7H5P4iEZP8
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No.130596364
>>130594695
I prefer Fleetway Espio, his horn looks better nearer his nose, I hate the forehead placement
No.130596675
>>130596364
That just looks exactly like his game sprite, which is more then good enough.
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No.130597049
>>130596183
Yeah, I actually liked the way Spaz drew them though, even if they'd never work like that anatomically.
>>130596342
Already got four responses, thanks poll-bros! As a reward, I'll do another ~after dark~ after next thread if there's room. This one will regrettably be SFW though.
No.130597198
Looking back, it's really weird that Worlds Unite didn't do Shining Force.
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No.130597409
>>130597198
World's unite was a massive disappointment, so many characters were barely utilized. It also didn't help that both world's collide and unite required them to put all the regular plots on hold.
No.130597495
>>130589763

I would have sworn this was about Tails being a trans man.
No.130597765
>>130597409
I mostly don't like Worlds Collide for fucking up the Sonic Boom comic. I thought it was really amusing for what was basically just Ian going shitpost mode.
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No.130597891
>>130592135
Not sure if anyone else has been, but this guy was
No.130597924
>>130597891
>Fang as the TF2 Sniper being gay for OverlordTails
Sure why not
No.130598093
>>130591888
>birthday party
>creepy no features everywhere
It's like that disorder that makes it so you can't recognise people.
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No.130598111
>It's true, Nex and Brayker were busy helping @TeamSea3on. But now they've got no more excuses. And if they don't get to work soon? Well... they'll see.
https://twitter.com/KnotholeTeam/
Looks like the Knothole Team will be putting out more content including more of this fluffier version of Sally.
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No.130598286
https://www.deviantart.com/5courgesbestbuddy
More like merGAY, amirite?
No.130598297
>>130598286
What if Shadow was gay and also a mermaid?
No.130598336
>>130598297
The only difference would be that he'd be a mermaid.
No.130598406
>>130597198
They already had Breath of Fire, Golden Axe and Skies of Arcadia (because Ian actually liked those). The whole thing was a combo of "WELL YOU GOTTA HAVE THIS" and personal preferences, so things that actually made sense from the Sega side were left out.
No.130598611
>>130598093
>cant recognise people.
Prosopagnosia
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No.130598787
>>130597765
Loved that comic it was so much fun!
>>130598111
Nice to know absolutely none of the people working on it are lusting after Sally.
>>130598286
>More like merGAY, amirite?
You joke, but it's an entire BL sub-genre.
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No.130598829
>>130589909
There was an official buff Tails in that story where all the Tails-es combined into Titan Tails.
What the fuck is going on with the one sitting next to astronaut Tails? Does that character at least have the decency to be a pregnant girl Tails, or is it a mpreg Tails?
No.130598847
>>130598787
I can't imagine how many fanarts there are of the boys from Free! as mermaids.
No.130598907
>>130596342
You better include this psycho tails in the poll
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No.130598924
>>130598829
Austin Prowers?
No.130599035
>>130598829
The prototype DESTINY Tails.
>Spoiler
I think you know the answer to that.
>>130598847
I really have to get around to watching that.
>>130598907
You should be able write in your own entry for "other".
>>130598924
Austin Powers was really popular back then, with the third film only coming out three years before DESTINY Tails' debut in 2005. I'd say it's definitely him.
No.130599394
>>130598829
>one Tails just flat out does not have shoes
No.130599420
>>130599394
It's suppose to be baby dimension Tails I think?
No.130599429
>>130599394
Are you talking about the one behind the viking? Look closer. He's wearing diapers and has a rattle. That along with the pregnant Tails is really telling us what the artist's fetishes are.
No.130599812
>>130599429
>He's wearing diapers
>is really telling us what the artist's fetishes are.
THAT JUST MAKES IT WORSE
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No.130599839
>>130598787
I guarantee any of the artists we've had on The Ride with any fujo leanings have drawn at least one merhog.
No.130599859
>>130598111
I've been waiting to see more of this project for a while.
No.130599947
>>130599420
care bear tails
No.130600062
>>130599947
Nah not Care Bear Tails, the Baby Tails next to Karate Tails in the top left.
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No.130600257
>>130600232
I'm so glad this is active. Thanks for posting.
No.130600881
>>130600232
>touching noses
May as well be an indirect kiss.
No.130600964
>>130589742
Out of the Blue Chapter 1 Page 17
https://www.deviantart.com/artisyone
>>130600232
Thanks for posting!
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>>130589809
Sonic is such a good friend and Tails with long snout is cute.
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I'm thinking we're due for a nice QUALITY comic.
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>>130591230
>>130591247
Sonic probably went dark for some reason or another when he did it with Amy.
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>>130601522
>I'm thinking we're due for a nice QUALITY comic.
oh god does this mean that the next comic is gonna have a shit art ?
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>>130601522
I want another schizofest, the stressed sonic comic was really good
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>>130592059
H-hot!
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>>130601522
You're scaring me.
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cutenic
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>>130601522
...Conductor, what are you doing?
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>>130601522
photos of notebooks type of QUALITY ?
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time to finish this comic
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>>130603837
Oh shit it's time
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Im giving some time between posts so people can comment but this thread is kind of slow right now.
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>>130604021
whats that african proverb about neglected child and burning a village
this comic is that
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>>130604021
Damn, for a moment he was the normal Tails. F
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You guys mind waiting like an hour ? I want to do this when the thread has more lurkers on
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>>130604223
I don't mind waiting, how close are we to the ending?
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>>130604253
only 2 pages left
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>>130604021
Ah man, poor Tails.
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>>130595119
>>130596675

>there must've been better reference images available by the time that page was drawn.

A problem Archie had since the beginning is that SEGA rarely ever gave them any references from the games - just stuff on the cover of the boxes or promotional pics. (That and before Flynn, everyone outside of Spaz, Dubs & Bollers really didn't give a fuck )

Fleetway got better references because they where closer to Japan
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>>130604724
>Fleetway got better references because they where closer to Japan
LOL WHAT
Did you forget about chaos?
they got a shitty VERY low quality jpeg of chaos 6 and thats it.
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>>130597198
The only people who ever cared about Shining Force were Mega Drive/Genesis kids. Ian was a Nintendo kid.
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>>130604957
It's over...
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Maybe I will repost these in the next thread , but I want to finish it in this one.
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The end
Comic made by AmyRoseDiamonds
name of the comic :Where is my hero
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>>130605027
>>130605059
>>130605080
>>130605123
R.I.P. Edgy Tails. Committed suicide by cop.
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>>130605123
F
Thanks for posting this story anon.
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So what are your thoughts on the comic so far did you like it ?
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>>130605692
Which one?
The schizo tails one? yeah its neato with a fucked up ending.
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>>130603837
OH BOY HERE WE GO
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>>130603971
>maybe I would be your sidekick
...Tails ;_;
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>>130604021
RIP. He didn't deserve this.
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>>130604957
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>>130605080
>>130605123
Rest in peace, little brother. Thank you anon.

>>130605692
It was great. True edgekino.
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>>130605692
I enjoyed it, I always like to see alternate takes and I still have a soft spot for edgy Sonic stories. Really enjoyed Edgy Tails' journey.
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>>130606077
Did you save more of those images ?
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>>130606100
Found some by googling the artist's name
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2 MORE HOURS
FUCK
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>>130605123
>>130605692
What a beautiful story, seriously. I love "what if?" takes, and this was particularly well done. It was nice to see him revert to something like regular Tails at the end. Schizo Tails was also very fuggable.
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>>130606272
Probably thought that Cream could fix him
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>>130606272
>>130606576
>redeemed by the bunny pussy
How does she do it?
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>>130606576
What if... evil Tails corrupts Cream instead?
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>>130604021
>>130606077
We can rebuild him. We have the technology.
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>>130606650
She's pure

>>130606679
Now that would be something to see
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SchizoTails vs Schionic

Who wins?
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>>130606977
Bruh Tails can't 1v1 regular Sonic, there's no way he'll beat Schizo Sonic, Especially Super Schizo
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>>130606977
We all lose, or win

>>130607008
Yeah, it all comes down to the fact Schizo Sonic could speedblitz him, maybe if Schizo Tails has time enough to come up with science bullshit.
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>>130606812
>no longer has the exhausted eyebags or dull uncaring eyes
>is back to being shy and spilling his spaghetti in front of a love interest
She really did fix him.
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>>130607089
could this count as an alternative ending ?
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>>130606977
Maybe If its regular schizo Sonic and Tails has batman level preptime, but if its super then yeah no tails is completely fucked.
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Jesus the movie is cringe.
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>>130607168
Fuck off back to /sthg/
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>>130607186
/sthg/ recommended me this shit. I really should have known better.
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>>130607226
Then fuck off
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>>130607168
Just don't watch it then.
I didn't like the first one so I never went to watch the second.
This is the wrong franchise for you if you don't want to cringe.
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>>130607308
i know i just wanted to know why this movie was being talked alot so much
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>>130606977
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>>130607126
Well done Super Schizo, well done. However Destiny still arrives
Man, imagine this shit, Schizo Titan Tails
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>>130607089
Fix? Those were his best features!
>>130607226
It's a fun film, which is far better that anyone was expecting. There's always the OVA. Someone made a 4k cleanup of it that looks amazing. I won't spoonfeed you the location though since cringe-culture participants deserve the rope.
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>>130607327
Super Fleetway can absorb chaos energy
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>>130607357
So can Tails... through his ass.
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>>130607354
>I won't spoonfeed you the location though since cringe-culture participants deserve the rope.
Hey ! I pirated the second one ,and skipped the first one. Where does that place me in the fan ranking ?
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>>130589809
>>130590057
Never go for the easy way to get buff, that includes steroids and multiversal power ups.
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>>130607503
The rankings are:
Sonic autist - Encyclopedic knowledge and/or fantastic/bizarre fan creations.
Sonic fan - Enjoys the games, comics, cartoons and/or movies.
Normalfag - Has heard of Sonic, may even have enjoyed some of the media.
Non-fans - Pretend to like Sonic for business purposes, do not understand the series or its appeal I.e., Arin.
Game journalists - "The blue blur had a rough transition into 3D..."
Cringe-culture enthusiasts - Enjoy mocking things because they're irony-poisoned clockwork meat puppets. Someone make a Saw-nick OC? How embarrassing!

Anything below normalfag deserves the rope.
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>>130607777
>Cringe-culture enthusiasts - Enjoy mocking things because they're irony-poisoned clockwork meat puppets.
Even ignoring the cringe the movie's plot is still pretty meh.
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>>130607941
Yeah, it's just alright in terms of plot. It's no SA2 or OVA, but it's far better than I was expecting. I would've preferred a full cgi film, despite Carrey's fantastic performance. The character interactions and little references to more obscure Sonic lore were nice too. More importantly, I hope it's shown SoJ that they need to do better considering the best received parts of the franchise have been from Westerners recently (Mania, Boom cartoon, the movies, and the comics).
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>>130607777
>Sonic autist - Encyclopedic knowledge and/or fantastic/bizarre fan creations.
Hey look, it's me!
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>>130608128
>full cgi film
like night of the werehog? its was brilliant but lets be real here, it would bomb
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>>130608163
Yeah, Sonic autist is best tier. I honestly wonder how normal people go about their day unable to get into heated arguments about why Sonic is the real ultimate lifeform.
>>130608188
Night of the Werehog was awesome! I actually think it'd do well though. A lot of the recent cgi stuff tends to go light on the action so it'd fill a niche. That and there's so many fantastical elements to the game that can't really work with live humans. Kids would certainly like it, since it'd be fun and action-filled.
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Suffering from The Murder of Me withdrawals? We got The Murder of Me at home.
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>>130608291
>why Sonic is the real ultimate lifeform.
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>>130608544
Do you doubt my autism?
50+ years ago on his quest to cure his granddaughter's disease Gerald examines the ruins of the Echidnas on Angel Island. Gerald starts his work by creating creatures based on Perfect Chaos (from the SA1 mural), creating the artificial chaos and the Biolizard. His work culminates in the ultimate lifeform, a blue hedgehog with the ability to control chaos as depicted in the S3&K mural.
GUN, fearing the ultimate lifeform's power invades the ARC, killing Maria, but not before she jettisons the ultimate lifeform to Earth. Gerald is captured, and forced to create a new ultimate lifeform under GUN's control. Gerald creates Shadow, filling him with a mix of his own will and the memories of the original ultimate lifeform as revenge. GUN realizes this and executes him.
40+ years later, the crashed pod opens on Christmas Island, although damage from the crash has caused the ultimate lifeform to lose his memories.