The Complete Sonic Comic Encyclopedia As we leave the Archie preboot continuity behind, let’s take one last look at it all. This book covers nearly everything and everyone (right up to the formation of Team Freedom and Team Fighters). That even includes characters that never appeared in the comic and the history of Mobius and its people that we’ve only briefly heard about! Of course that means that almost all of this is no longer canon. Still, it’s all very fascinating!
Question: If you could bring one thing or person from the preboot into the reboot, what would it be? Even if you’ve never read the reboot, you should have a good idea of what’s not going to be in it at this point.
>>142173596 >Question: If you could bring one thing or person from the preboot into the reboot, what would it be? Even if you’ve never read the reboot, you should have a good idea of what’s not going to be in it at this point. Elias
>>142173596 > Question: If you could bring one thing or person from the preboot into the reboot, what would it be? Even if you’ve never read the reboot, you should have a good idea of what’s not going to be in it at this point. Sonic and Sally being together goes without saying and absolutely Dr Finitevus, utterly great villain who had many more plots to be told with him
>>142173596 >Question Despite my vast array of husbandos from preboot archie, I'm going to actually say I'd bring the Iron Queen. Does that mean the King will come, too? Maybe, but if it's only one, then I'd choose the Queen.
>>142173706 Wait, what? Amy was originally younger when she first appeared and used a wish to make herself older? Was she originally Tails's age in the comic or something?
>>142173682 It is a shame that despite a lot of genuine moments of great brotherhood and friendship in the comics with Sonic and Tails, people really love to fixate on the low points that both characters get over after talking it out
>>142173840 Mighty and Ray are more or less the same but more independent. Mighty did lose his sister but Charmy got hit the hardest. Thankfully he no longer remembers what he lost.
>>142173866 Despite a certain Acorn fucking up many times, the family is the most important for Mobius. >>142173816 Yeah and the ring was going to be used to revive Queen Alicia.
>>142173809 Agreed. Regina was a refreshingly different sort of villain. She came across as, oddly enough, more normal than the other baddies. She was interesting because while she had cool powers, she was more of a political player, which was a much different type of threat than our heroes were used to. Also... well, look at her. She's a fun and interesting character, but we needn't be coy here.
>>142173790 My husbando's mentioned at least! >>142173805 Such a cool team >>142173809 Easily best (human(?)) girl >>142173813 >Knuckles and his forever bonded true love. I still find it funny that the soultouch never worked on Locke. Probably because he bonded with Max instead >>142173841 He's a handsome fellow! >>142173842 Man, that sucks
>>142173813 I'd bet good fucking money that if he managed to convince Sega to play ball, Ian would've absolutely filled the Julie-Su shamed hole in the book with Shade. Remember, Penders was (shockingly) never actually stupid enough to sue Sega themselves. Archie tried to beat him to the legal punch.
>>142173894 God why do all of the Acorn family names sound like Dark Souls bosses
>Walking into a ruined, gothic Acorn Castle and you find Max, greedily devouring the precious little Source of All. >The overexposure to the Source has corrupted him into a horrific, mutated beast, driven mad and unable to grasp the onslaught of seeing the future, past, and present all at once. >With the golden liquid dripping down his extended, horse-like jaw, Max turns a bloodshot eye to the player, raising his arms as if to mockingly welcome them into the sprawling, ruined estate. >WELCOME, CHILD. TO THE REBIRTH OF THE ACORN DYNASTY >KING MAX, THE CURSED
>>142173919 Elisa is so handsome >>142173939 I still maintain Dylan's a cutie >>142173947 Yeah, it's something that should've came up more in the comic, especially considering Naugus corrupted the Source before Max ever bonded with it >>142173962 Man, those Acorn guards! >>142173985 I'm sure he heard a clap of thunder when he did >>142174013 >no shirtless Ash pics Boo!
>>142174097 Much as Juli-Su has grown on me, I must ultimately agree. Shade is great, and it fucking sucks that Penders' bullshit prevents her from ever appearing again. That said, in the hypothetical scenario, it would be a different continuity, so she wouldn't necessarily be a 1:1 replacement. Chronicles plays out much differently than the storylines it draws inspiration from.
>>142174041 It's the other father of the year, and Max's other half Locke! Oh no, looks like Flynn put in the wrong death here! >>142174072 My husband's mentioned again! >Surely Ian will mention Tails when we get to her in the book! lmao
>>142174068 It was a couple of months before, iirc. It wouldn't have been published at all because of all the penders characters were already taken out by Endangered Species/Chaotix Quest. Not to mention Hershey's apperance was still possible so before the Secret Freedom Fighters arc. So it was before those arcs
>>142174095 He's not the step dad, he's the dad that stepped up! Also, if you zoom in you can see my husbando! >>142174136 >The Ancient Walkers laugh at the Knuckles clan's lack of toes! Still would, even if they don't have toes! Seriously though, it's a shame we never got varied bodytypes like these >>142174173 Honestly I'm glad they rebooted Rouge >>142174196 Such a cool guy >>142174204 >Thank Chip for fanart! Exactly!
>>142174253 Ah the Failed legion of Freedom Fighters, pathetic scum who couldn’t pass as real heroes so became the parasitic council that brought nothing but dissidence and sabotage to real heroes….Larry is cool though I like him
>>142174296 A whole lot of douchebaggery and bastardness on this pair of pages. >>142174286 >Honestly I'm glad they rebooted Rouge But now she's not a wannabe fatherfucker.
>>142174173 I know this is a boiling hot take, and I don't care. I will always maintain that Rouge makes for a better 'mascot with attitude' than Sonic. So many similar traits, but she's just cooler, dammit!
>>142174296 Ha no mention of Tails, that’s rough, also honestly ocean freedom fighters are a cool concept, i just think it’d be better if they were Mobian
>>142174226 It's Spaz's troupe of cool anime guys! >>142174253 Such a cool team with so much potential >>142174258 That makes a lot of sense >>142174274 Best pecs in the entire comic! >>142174287 They're both pretty cute, although the redesign fits better with the game characters >>142174292 Huh. They really do >>142174296 Fucking hell Ian, at least mention Tails. They were canonically into each other. Also, and entire page for the FFFF but not Remington? Boo!
>>142174338 >"""original""" They seem like a good group (sans the traitor) but fuck that. >>142174316 I forget what he exactly said but it was something like smothering the ship in the crib.
>>142174317 I want Avery to put me in a headlock with his thighs and force me to smeel his sweaty desert crotch Also, look how they made Geoffrey fit the game's art style.
>>142174317 So many actual scumbags and unlikeble shithells…but the Sand Blasters are meant to be and aren’t a thinly veiled pet character so they win out on that, though gotta give credit for Ian actually fleshing out Geoffrey
>>142174297 Yeah, in Archie it's Robotnik's original last name >>142174315 Yeah, that's my guess too >>142174316 It's enormously petty of him >>142174317 I still would Avery, Jolt, and Shift >But now she's not a wannabe fatherfucker. lmao, she really was barking up the wrong tree there. Should've sent Scourge in instead
>>142174358 >>"""original""" >They seem like a good group (sans the traitor) but fuck that. Kinda telling how even Flynn lore obsessed ultra nerd that he is, never put a singluar mention or even allusion to them in his run.
>>142174375 FINALLY Nate gets a mention, and it's only after what's left of the nuclear dust he became is erased from existence.
>>142174375 Mobie was my very first claim! Well, besides the claims we were all making around the first storytime. I claimed Mogul then, who, funnily enough, was rivals with Mobie 10,000 years ago.
>>142174408 >In one act of supreme cruelty to fuck with Snively, Robotnik would tell his nephew his own mother died rather than have to take care of him. >Eggman tapping on the glass of his prison pod, saying that he should have been jailed years ago. After all, if the very first thing you do when you're born is kill your mother, you're a murderer from the start
If i had a dime for each time a character ends up on a hospital bed and was dedicated to someone's passing in real life in this comic, i would have 3 dimes. (One for Mina, Knuckles, and Antoine's dad)
>>142174408 >The Robotnik/Kintobar family. What a mess that is as well. They really should've just kept it Robotnik. Nobody was really asking them to keep that element from SatAM.
>>142174454 Obsessed. And not even in a sexual way, which somehow makes it even creepier.
>>142174441 This was concept art spaz drew before their debut. It was probably changed to a sash a bit later. He worked behind the scenes and made designs for many of the characters back in the day that were locked in the archie vault for over 15 years before we could see them for the first time in the encyclopedia.
>>142174327 Rouge is girl Sonic if she chose a life of and adventurer spy instead of a regular adventurer >>142174338 That fucking dragon gets a page but Remy doesn't? Boo! Guntiver and Augustus are cute though >>142174350 He hated the ship so he straight up erased it from the encyclopedia >>142174358 I still laugh at the snake being the traitor >>142174393 Those Nerbs never even appeared in the comic. I demand a Remington page!>>142174425 It was part of the "official" origin story (that Fleetway kept) before they went with the SatAM version so I guess it's a reference to that
>>142174258 I do like the early panels where he looks sinister and shit then he brings out a gourmet spread. Like he was SO nervous about fucking up in front of Knuckles and Lara-Le.
>>142174523 >Rouge is girl Sonic if she chose a life of and adventurer spy instead of a regular adventurer Not inaccurate. And that's why I think she's cooler. I just prefer genuine anti-heroes, cause there's something compelling about good people with few scruples. Doesn't hurt if said people happen to be beautiful bat women with both sass and class, but still.
>>142174528 >stay loyal >get killed for it Not like this.... >>142174559 I really do like dimitri and lien da. One for his fallen god status and learning what he did is wrong and lien da for being like female echidna snively and cant truly handle power
>>142173851 They're not brothers in this comic, Sonic treats Tails like a doormat. Tails even builds Sonic a goddamn hoverboard and Sonic thanks him by rubbing FIona in his face some more. Tails shouldn't have gotten over it, he should've had some self-respect and found an actual friend who respects him, appreciates his talents and doesn't betray his trust.
>>142174550 >Knuckles; What is this guy planning? Look at that glimmer in his eye. I bet he's only with my mom because he wants to sell her to the Dark Legion for power! >Wynmacher: I hope Knuckles likes this charcuterie board I'm making. Should I offer him a drink? I should make him something that isn't too strong.
>>142174444 At least you've got the whole set! >those digits wew! >>142174454 >Eggman really needs to answer why he made so many robot Sonics. In the Venture Bros universe, he'd be legally designated as criminally obsessed >>142174472 The Knux designs are so cool >>142174512 Huh. I figured he did a lot of that work but it's nice to have it confirmed >>142174528 ;_; >>142174543 Fun fact: Luger was going to reform the Dark Legion and if his kids hadn't killed him, would've ultimately unified the Echidnas through peace. Also he's super hot, and the source of Remy's eyebrows
>>142174528 NEVER forget that M was one of the few badniks, in any medium, who legit beat Sonic in a straight fight. She put him in de camel clutch, broke his back, and made him HAMBLE! Fare the well, Mecha "M" Robotnik. You didn't have much panel time, but you spent it well all the same.
>>142174559 Kragok was barely in the comic, I demand more Remy lore! >>142174582 Hilarious that the original Enerjak and Arora are married >>142174590 Yeah, there's a reason I ship Sonknux and Knuxouge! Still, after Prime I'm hoping we'll get more Rouge in future games
>>142174629 It is genuinely funny just how much Naugus goes from being on a massive winning streak with top tier powers to getting ultra nerfed in reboot, I like to think was some of Eggman’s dislike for him bleeding into the genesis wave
>>142174611 If only Tails fanbase could do like their fave and get over it, Sonic does respect and appreciate what he does literally every point after and before that rough patch, sorry Tails wasn’t a resentful incel that seethed about that all the time onwards
>>142174736 Bird's the word. >>142174723 Nack escapes prison and realizes he has a chance to deal with them and sets off to do so. It's alluded to that he killed them but the book tells us how he did it.
>>142174599 So the Nocturnes just let the Dark Legion stick around to be bullied, that’s funny. Also I do think if Frontiers lore got added down the line, it’d be great to reveal the Echidna’s had no actual advancement or superiority over other mobians, they just got lucky and leeched off the achievements of aliens
>>142174599 I feel so bad for Harry. He just wanted a quiet life ;_; Stryker's a total dilf though >>142174650 I'm surprised Bean didn't get an entire page to himself. Oh, an fun fact: In Sonic the Fighters Bean and Bark are good guys since they're Sonic's friends. Fang's the only one that stole a Chaos Emerald so is the only one that's an actual villain
>>142174719 Tails should've had a spine and recognised what a spoiled ungrateful pig-person Sonic is. He doesn't respect Tails at all, and if he ever did then he wouldn't have done that. There is no "rough patch", just Tails putting up with a narcissistic faggot who treated him like shit.
In fact Tails should respond by fucking Sally on Sonic's bed. I'm sure Sonic should just "get over it" while Sally is deepthroating Tails' knot
>>142174599 HA! There it is! God it sucks that we'll never see Shade again. Like, yes, Chronicles is blatantly taking inspiration from Archie. But like, who gives a shit? First off, it uses those elements differently enough to be distinct. Second, Bioware did those ideas better, and made a better story. Cry more, bitch.
>the Dark Legion were such jobbers that the Nocturnus didn't think they were worth conquering GodDAMN.
>>142174673 Said this a lot during the storytime but the Destructix were really fun villains, some of my fave lower tier baddies in the entire run and something the games should have an equivalent to
>>142174829 Ah Blaze, despite not getting to be more important in Archie was at least fun to see you pop up, though still prefer game version of her and was a shame she didn’t get to interact more with and have some nice tension with Sonic
>>142174836 Nah it's just fact. Sonic was wrong and Tails shouldn't have gone back to kissing his ass. If you don't want it happening to your self-insert then it's wrong when it happens the other way around. In any other series the Tails in this situation would've beaten the shit out of him and fucked Sally. Sonic only got away with it because he's Penders and Ian's gary stu self-insert.
>>142174713 >Regina's gone ... Sigh. Fuck it. I'll just say it. Sure, the Deadly Six fucking suck. But it's mostly because they do the technopath shtick, but way shittier. Regina actually has, like, a character, and her powers don't suck. The Deadly Six are a bunch of boring twats who Izuka is constantly trying to force down our throats. Meanwhile, Regina has been legally barred from appearing ever again. Fucking bullshit.
>>142174895 Pour one out for TRIPLETS BORN! >>142174871 I'd like to imagine him seeing the SGW and just plapping Fiona in front of the Destructix before they all got wiped out.
>>142174843 I really will miss him >>142174863 Fun fact: This is the only Knuckles hat Penders can lay claim to. Not that it'll stop him from thinking the OVA somehow retroactively stole his design!
>>142174867 That’s not a bad idea though I kinda like Chaos just existing inexplicably, the idea of passive exposure to the Chaos Emeralds turning a descendant of the ancients into a god seems more interesting to me
>>142174843 Ah Scourge, you were many things, but you’ll always of been a fun evil universe version of Sonic, something we’ll never really get again and much better then Undergrounds idea on that
>>142174895 Damn, Feist is dummy thicc! >>142174920 lmao, when you think about it she really is the Zeti, but good >>142174927 Plap plap it's Manic! And they een mentioned my husbandos Sleet and Dingo! Not that they colored them right in the comic >No Bartleby or mention of Bardonic, the one true ship NOT CANON!
>>142174975 I wouldn’t mind if the games did that to maybe make the race more appealing or give the Deadly six a send off since keeping them around isn’t worth it
>>142174988 Weird that Super Silver is added despite never appearing. Oh well, there is the IDW version so it happened at some point in the comics. Just not these.
>>142174777 Thing is, as much as Penders would seethe about it, it makes perfect sense for the Dark Legion to be inferior to the Nocturnus, per his own lore. The Nocturnus were a caste of Albion scientists (which was Ian's take on them, but it was pretty much the only way to explain their rivalry with the Knuckles clan as Penders wrote them) while the Dark Legion were a cult scrounging banned technology in a wayward isolated colony.
>>142174611 yeah sometimes it's weird seeing people call them brothers. AOSTH Sonic and Tails definitely, Archie Sonic doesn't even deserve Tails as his friend
>>142174969 Dark Enerjak really does have an awesome design >>142174978 lmao >>142174980 >and much better then Undergrounds idea on that Fat hedonist Sonic was pretty funny though >>142174988 I still can't believe they OD'd a character
>>142174629 Reminders that Moguls creator tried to pull a Penders, sue for his rights then monoplize them but actually lost and now his rights are in limbo
>>142174809 Really like that despite the character's long histories you can understand their whole by reading one page. Everything you need to know about Archie Sil is right here but Game Sil's history between 06 and Rivals is so convoluted that they can only vaguely allude to it.
>>142175015 06 happened in Archie but deleted itself like that Game version so Super Silver is somewhat canon to this universe.
>>142174988 I kinda prefer the Master Emerald how it is in the games and shows, but also would much prefer it gone so Knuckles can be free of it’s burden
>>142175048 Either showcase that the whole culture is violent, psychotic or just generally an evil race or show that perhaps the Deadly Six are outliers and for the most part Zeti are just a chill people who use their magnetic field control for good things
>>142174975 PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!! Maybe that's why Izuka's gone completely insane with his lore raping. His super cool OCs are widely disliked, and nobody is into any of his ideas, so he's just taking a fat shit on everything out of spite. ... Sounds kind of familiar, come to think of it.
>>142174985 >lmao, when you think about it she really is the Zeti, but good She really is. Which is funny because she was first. Like. Flynn fleshed her out, sure, but she was a positively ancient forgotten one-off villain.
>>142175018 Axer really is great at creating cool aliens that still feel like they belong in the comic >>142175040 He loved making mega-detailed designs at the time >>142175042 >no mention of Naugus corrupting the Source before Max bonded with it Boo! >>142175051 Flynnnn!
>>142173851 The problem is that whole cuck arc/Sonic saying that Tail's parents don't matter and that he worships him just SUCKED. Sucked really really bad and it's only recently that I have fully realized how bad it got. Tails honestly should've punched Sonic when offered and then taken a break from being his bro. Ian really had a talent for making absolutely ridiculous plot points when he is under a tight time constraints/pressure.
>>142175140 >She really is. Which is funny because she was first. Like. Flynn fleshed her out, sure, but she was a positively ancient forgotten one-off villain. Yeah, there were so many cool stories they could've told with her. That and her genuine love of Snively was pretty cute >>142175142 lmao >>142175177 Huh. I guess they live in his head with the Sonic tulpa >>142175183 Penders is so shit at geography
>>142175178 Yeah despite my exhaustion with the Tails fanbase eternal victim complex I do agree that whole thing was badly done and sadly is cheaply used to paint Archie or the characterisation of characters as bad when it got resolved and swept under the rug, though honestly lot of that can be blamed on whoever had Sonic get with Fiona in the first place
>>142173947 >Well, that's one thing I can stop blaming Max for BUT you can blame Max for keeping him around when Who told him to get rid of him and not Nate.
>>142173894 >Max's description. Love how it does rightfully go over how fucked George was but then glosses over how equally fucked Max was.
Max is technically worse because he allowed Robotnik to rise to power due to sheer incompetence and stupidity, he gave away his kingdom instead of sacrificing himself, was genocide-hungry, power hungry, was a POS to everyone including his own daughter, decided to replace her when she wouldn't bow down to the fate the piss pool supposedly had for her, and then in his dementia-ridden rage, wanted to bring his old way back. And all of these actions have likely caused way more death and destruction than George's Folly.
>>142174296 Ian really did hate Tails so much that he not only wrote an entire arc rubbing salt on the whole Fiona thing but also memoryholed the only cute ship Tails ever had in Archie.
>>142175230 It didn't get resolved, Sonic got cheaply excused. Plus you Sonic fags cry like babies if Sonic even gets blamed for anything, as proven in mxyl.
>>142174966 Some of the 06 mentions smell like either a dropped plotline featuring Mephiles or an implication that 06 actually happened in archie somehow
>>142175178 Was Sonic ever really his bro though? Bros condescend eachother but they also support eachother. Sonic condescended to him plenty, and they saved eachother in battle just like all the FF, but emotionally it was only ever a 1-way street of Tails caring about to Sonic and Sonic only caring about himself. Worshipper is a much more accurate term.
>>142175273 Station Square being in the mountain with all the wrecked shit from the OVA is still one of the coolest pulls and it wasn't even a Ian idea.
>>142175272 Cute and canon! >>142175273 lmao, nice use of photos for backgrounds Penders. It's completely seamless! >>142175301 Because Penders can't into geography Also, only one s in desert
>>142175266 It is funny how making him deliberately a villain would solve so many issues in just how awful he is by having it all be on purpose, i genuinely hate him as he is a massive proxy for Sally’s mismanagement and mistreatment during that period of the comic
>>142175207 >Being a mobian living in any of these places must've been pretty fun. Not really. You had to live in fear of an AI constantly. It wasn't worth never paying rent. Glad she's gone. Anyway, who's going to unclog my toilet, cook my food and repair the gaping hole in the middle of town? I just want to play video games all day.
>>142174257 Somewhat agreed, I still don't think Rouge should have been ok with Blaze's world suffering without the Sol Emeralds. Everything else she did in the comic? All good.
>>142175140 >PFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!! Maybe that's why Izuka's gone completely insane with his lore raping. His super cool OCs are widely disliked, and nobody is into any of his ideas, so he's just taking a fat shit on everything out of spite. ... Sounds kind of familiar, come to think of it. Do you feel smart spouting complete clueless nonsense?
>>142175344 >>142175384 >of course I let Eggman rise to power >People won't tolerate a king unless they're too busy fighting something else Or something like that I suppose
>>142175273 Elise did nothing wrong! Mobians are cute and kissable! It's only natural for humans to lust after them. Hell, look at these threads. Hypocrites that you are, do ANY of you dare criticize her for merely falling for a boy her age?
Also, nice soft confirmation that there would have been an 06 arc at some point down the line. Would've been a lot of fun to see how the team would've approached the material.
>>142175418 And now you know what the Forgotten Wars are >>142175421 t. Sonic Seriously though, I'd have liked to see Elise in the comic >>142175429 I'm sure that won't come back to haunt them! Also, Flynn is doing a really good job of integrating SA1, Chronicles and Penders' Echidna history into a single timeline
>>142175384 Funny enough i’m trying something like that in my au but also with Nigel being Sally’s real father as a seperate character. I’m figuring Max will fuse with the source to eliminate Sonic after getting tired of his defiance and defiance which leads to him dying from exposure to the pure magical substance but last moments lead to Sonic being banished leading into the events of a sorta Sonic Adventure adaption roughly. Been meaning to flesh out au more so have to get more designs done and then maybe some comms depicting events in au
>>142175429 >Downunda Echindas expermented on the locals >Echidnas colonize Soumerca >The Knuckles clan fucking implodes and the Nocturnes get snatched by a eldrich God
Echindas are assholes and still can't catch a fucking break
>>142175458 I've also had an AU idea related to the Source. I see it as a very corrupting power, and I would use it to explain Max going into a descent of madness, aggression, and war mongering.
>>142175459 >Overlanders began distancing themselves from Mobians when they started teching up >implying they freely mingled and interbred with them before that Technology was a mistake
>>142175445 >Continued echidna bullshit. Well, the comic is about 80% Echidna bullshit! >>142175454 Totally would! >>142175458 That AU where Max and Locke are secretly dating had Nigel as Max's brother and Sally's father, which worked surprisingly well >>142175459 >younger Stryker Oh my!
>>142173596 One thing I love about the Encyclopedia is seing all the Art Styles from over the years show up again, really makes you realize how many people worked to bring this insane narrative to life, in the end, I'm glad we at least had it at all, and that it has fans dedicated enough to keep its spirit going, there aren't a lot of comics that have that under their belt.
>Question Elias, definetely, I feel like if he was in the reboot he probably would've been the "Daring adventurer" character they said he was before his debut in the Knuckles comic forced him into the successor role, and that would bring a nice dynamic with Sally and maybe even a bond with Sonic over wanting to run around beign a guy that loves adventure
>>142175178 He should've gotten some kind of revenge, definitely. Usually writers are smart enough never to do this in their stories but when it happens it always results in the victim getting some revenge and the douchebag getting comeuppance and revealed what a loser they are.
>>142174041 Really funny how locke decided to drop the Sci-fi look and start larping as a tribal once they were forced to acknoledge the Sonic Adventure Echidnas.
>>142175484 Ha pretty much, my idea was close but was considering either it just being a magic element that Naugus used to manipulate Max into enabling his decisions to undermine him and his people to then rebuild into an Order of Ixis before Eggman shunted him to the void or maybe it’s just a magic material that is inferior then the Chaos emeralds by a wide margin and it’s pure form is hazardous hence why Max has failing health and deluded ideas, depends which I decide on
>>142175519 >eyebrow Tails lmao. Also, I wonder if Herms did the drawings here? >>142175542 >Thanks Penders! He may be a prick, but he gave others so much to work with
>>142174118 Second Phase is him in his warlord form. Last is him being overtaken by cancerous crystal growths. >>142174258 I think he just wanted Lara and Knuckles to have a well adjusted father figure. Locke tried, but he was married to the Brotherhood and being the Guardian. And while we might mock that preoccupation, that rock is the one thing between Angel Island and a long drop, so it's at least an understandable obsession.
>>142175459 >>142175471 Seriously, it feels like the overlanders have a whole separate ongoing in their part of the world. It's fucking crazy. Seriously, watch if LHT ever gets released (lol), it's gonna turn out that there's a version of Shinobi or some shit going on in the Archieverse.
>>142175583 >How long was Chaos Knuckles? Three years? And nothing ultimately came of it? Penders even forgot he was green! Also, Remy was in most of these stories, they could've squeezed him in somewhere!
>>142174379 Still can't believe the reason you tenrecs hate him is because he kissed your waifu and can step to Sonic in a fight. >What will become of Geoffrey now is unknown You can taste the disappointment.
>>142175634 >>142175628 I'm more than fine with that. We cover all of his exploits in the issues and these talk about all sorts of stuff that happened. The best part is the stuff never shown in the comics.
>>142175575 I want my idea to focus around Sally. I do not like how she went from a sort of blank slate that was ripe for development, to be turned into a joke by both Penders and Bollers. I want to fix that nasty gap between early Sally and late Preboot Sally by allowing her to remain headstrong and defiant, and to do whatever it took to do the right thing for her people. I want Sally to realize that the monarchy was too corrupt and too powerful to be an effective government, and still wouldn't be a good idea even with herself in charge. I want her to realize how fucked her dad and the monarchy is, and challenge him and the Source itself so that she can bring an end to the monarchy. This would be her big, stand-alone moment. And this will be very hard for not just because she's fighting against her own father, but Sonic is not around. This would take place while he was presumed dead for a year after taking out that black hole generator.
I think I may go ahead and start this up tonight, fuck it.
>>142175695 Sonic! He's the fasted impregnator alive! >>142175705 Sounds really interesting >>142175714 Not fun fact: Remington doesn't appear in M25YL despite being Julie-Su's nephew and the head of the EST
>>142175729 And that's it! Remember and cherish what we had and lost. But it's not all gone forever. Tomorrow at 7pm EST we'll do a Sonic Universe arc that bridges the preboot and reboot!
>>142175705 Ah that’s not a bad idea for that actually, I wanted it to sorta take place just before adventure so as to explain why the smalled cast around those events but have her show up around the end and then be an important role in adventure 2 esque plot line. I do want to showcase how his upbringing messed her but then show her overcome it and manage to grow into the headstrong heroine, though I may have to comm more of her fighting dudes and less fetish stuff admittedly, still getting my lazy/easily distracted head into gear with that. Still i like how your idea sounds my dude and hope you have a good flow on working on it tonight
>>142175750 I remember I physically owned this, i’m not sure if I still have it as was around a time I essentially got embarrassed and ashamed of my enjoyment of Sonic again thanks to how the internet was at the time but may have to look as managed to have my other physical Archie media safely on my shelf
Someone asked me for a way to follow me, last time. I'm flattered, but I don't have socials or a personal site. Sorry I didn't answer before, I'm but a tired Yuropoor.
>>142173840 >Mighty became his personal trainer which is why he changed from his original Knuckles Chaotix build to his Sonic Heroes build I guess it's as good of an explanation as to why he got so lunky as anything.
>>142175776 I like to think Remington was off having cool crime-related adventures while everyone else was having boring zoom calls and dinners >>142175782 I knew buying all of these TPB's was a sound investment! >>142175788 lmao >>142175806 Damn. Honestly, I've got a whole bookshelf of Sonic stuff and I'm fine with others seeing it. It's not like they don't know I'm obsessed with it already
I have a comm i’m saving for a relevant time but for now had this pic ordered of my design for Sonic and Rouge, they have a bit of an off and on dynamic, Sally is still endgame and main love interest but figured would sneak my rarepair ship in to au also
>>142175763 Thanks anon! And your idea is neat too, I wish you the best with fleshing out Max and Sally as well, and I get it, I'm rather lazy and easily distracted too. It's one of the things that's holding me back from being an artist or writer.
>>142175901 >I like to think Remington was off having cool crime-related adventures while everyone else was having boring zoom calls and dinners
>>142175821 100% this. He's the original Slutnic! >>142175848 lmao, they look so cool! >spoiler Not a fan of socials either, but they are the best way to build an audience and connect with other artists if you're into that sort of thing >>142175874 Sage has good taste!
>>142175974 I actually have to get my ideas down as have stuff planned for my pet character Mordrd Hood, Longclaw being Sonic’s mum and major character that is still alive, Figuring how to do other characters and overall timeline and how to do the robotnik family stuff as they are he only humans in my au as Mobius is in a different reality to Eggman’s
>>142175925 More evidence they're basically the same character! >>142175974 >You know what? Canon, lol Someone had to be having fun during M25YL and it sure wasn't us! >>142175977 I suppose if the island was spinning around it would look like the circular river was flowing. That said, I have a great need to bully Penders!
>>142176084 Yeah honestly Sonic and Rouge have such fun chemistry, easy comparability and just lot of good ideas for adventures or interaction’s together that just want to do something with and to let Rouge be a a major heroine/morally dubious ally in my au
>>142174582 I love Fini, but my god he can look overdesigned >Swirl third eye patch > black tron lines >Moon medalion >Belt with a moon cymbol >black cape with black and white stripe inner lining >big ass ring cover gauntlets >taped feet and hands
>>142175848 Okay, that's pretty nice >>142175874 >Grimer and Lien-Da are trying to stop Ivo from fucking up. Again. >Grimer out of genuine concern >Lien-Da because she's a Grandmaster and KNOWS Bass will mess her up. But she won't cry if Thunderbolt and Drago get killed. In fact she'll laugh! >Smash Cut to Bass & M snarking at each other in a cute/hilarious shit talking way.
>>142176139 I'd love to see them being slutty best friends together >>142176255 I'm still mad they just killed them offscreen. Axer did a fantastic job designing them
>>142176305 This isn't mentioned often but the idea was partially Spaz's it is shown in the back of one of the issues either 160 or 161 not fully Ian's
Don't really like much what had Ian done for the comic roughly at 175# and onwards, on the status quo and consequently how would it shape up forward a great half amount of stories who read as kneejerking self-masturbatory compulsive sadomasochism shocking stock (matter of fact, as rock bottom were some stories, I find it was truly at its most ideal when it was from Sonic in Space arc up to 175#).
That's speaking as it bluntly now. Preferences myself for Bollers and Gallagher aside, there's still goodness to chalk up to Ian, namely his effort on Monkey Khan and Geoffrey fleshing out character, revisiting a lot of old Archie Sonic materials and, whilst foolishly aligning it to games which defeats somewhat the charm, still had the good respect on keeping intact the core of the comic.
All the frivolousness aside now, rest in peace, pre-boot Archie Sonic. I may never have meet you as you were running, and I'm sorry, I wish I had meet you sooner. But I'm glad to have learnt of you. No matter how many other comic kinds I will read on, you will always be my fave. fantasy medieval + sci-fi, melodramatic, romantic fiction.
>>142175540 That's one way to love yourself! As for me, I'm an autist for all these mascot cereal Disney looking aaaaaaah fools the comic has garnered for years, Rotor included and forwards. Which is verily based.
If Mobius had a bodybuilder competition, who would you want to see compete? Including girls! >Helmut von Stryker >George Sommersby >Rotor with a musclegut So many possibilities
>>142175273 Still think it's so funny that they originally adapted SA1 via making Station Square a secret hidden city under the Sonic OVA island with a fake sky/weather system and everything.
>>142174472 Its such a waste that it took till so far into the comics for a Metal Amy and Tails to be a thing and even worse it took till Superstars for Sega to even bother making them canon.
While I understood the characters, the timeline, and the lore written here unlike most people, this was definitely way too much shit for a series like Sonic. It's like the hard opposite of current Classic having mostly too little.
>>142175418 >Mogul was just some caveman-era hunter who walked into power, became a super wizard and ravaged the world with his armies against the echidnas Never stops on Mobius does it?
>>142176357 Couldn't agree more! While I generally enjoy Flynn's work on Archie, he tends to go too dark and bleak. I didn't want the FFs to go through 5 years of hell and hit rock bottom before returning triumphant. I wanted them to have cool adventures where exciting stuff happens, and maybe a bit of romance.
Flynn's definitely the stitching existing lore together and doing interesting stuff with it
>>142173596 Just one? Either Finitevus or Elias Fini's self explanatory but I feel like Elias would benefit a lot from being a part of things from the start
>>142176223 It is honestly impressive how all the design elements mesh together and compliment to make the best looking Echidna character who isn't knuckles or has tits
>>142176598 His post was to guard the shield dome of the fallout radiation of Old Robotropolis. He appeared one other time to help Tails out of his funk with mecha sally. I'm actually kinda glad with the lack of screentime of the Prowers because Ian really mishandled them in House of Cards. He really tarnished their reputation. Tails was better off ditching them and go find Merlin or go back to live with Sonic's parents instead to be honest.
>>142176688 Sonic’s parents? After House of Cards? No way. The Prowers care about Tails, Sonic’s parents let their spoiled brat son send Tails into a depression
>>142176476 I like that there's a branch of official sonic media with so much lore and worldbuilding. I wouldn't want that for the games, but variety is the spice of life. I like the idea of there being a deeper lore for a series about cartoon animals.
>>142176713 Sonic's parents took good care of him and actually cared about his well being when he lived under their room. The Prowers only cared about wanting to change the government and he just became a simp and tard wragler for them, despite only knowing them for a couple of days. Which was extra ridiculous because Tails didn't get to see his parents before the war started because Robotnik took over the same day he was born.
>>142176854 >Sonic's parents took good care of him and actually cared about his well being lol no they didn't. Sonic sent Tails into a near suicidal depression and the next day all they did was say "garsh SONIC is so sad because he only has 3 girlfriends but not the one he REALLY wants. Look at him playing guitar in his room like a cringy fanfiction draco." Tails just lived in their house, like a foster situation. They didn't give two shits about if Tails is ok.
>>142176718 Strictly speaking, Archie was never "canon" in any way that mattered. But if you enjoyed the story that's worth more than the acknowledgement of a company. It's never going to be finished no matter what we might want, so make up whatever kind of ending would make you happy, or even just keep it alive in your heart.
Every world will have its end. Life's not about the destination anon, it's about The Ride.
>>142176969 Well said! Ultimately the only canon that matters is our own headcanon. For thousands of years each storyteller would put their own spin on things, so there's no real canon version of the Epic of Gilgamesh, the Iliad or the Edda. The idea that a corporation has the final say on which stories are true is frankly ridiculous >>142177000 Same. The fact that we've got several high quality (and ongoing!) fan continuations really shows just how much fans care about the characters
>>142177121 I know that is kind of true in a way but I like it when its crystalized into a full work of some kind like a fanfic or art when there's an idea like that there. Headcanons are still cool.
>>142177228 Yeah, I think I could've been clearer there. What I meant was that people have been tweaking stories since we've been making them and headcanons/fanfics/fancomics are a natural progression of that. I agree that actually having them crystalized into something you can share is much more enjoyable >>142177262 t. bath enjoyer I like both, but it's impressive how far Glitcher has gotten as a solo creator
Archie later on did plenty of things that didn't make Amy a mockery. For example she defeated half of Eggman's troops heading to destroying the forcefield keeping the nuclear radiation in back in issue 132, she was easily able to defeat the Iron King during the Iron Dominion arc when even Sonic was easily defeated by him. She did plenty of good things during Archie and although there are some bad moments like the one with the Ring of Acorns I wouldn't say the writers did much bad against her besides sideline her often as she wasn't one of the core 4 in the comic. Even in issue 225 when Sonic and Sally were dating Amy defended the two of them from a crowd I think I remember because she just wants him to be happy whoever he's in a relationship in. She did the same against Fiona when she was cheating on Sonic and got angry at her because she cares for Sonic but not in a jealous or toxic way.
>>142177596 I don't, her and her girlfriend aren't that good. Which is a shame since Surge and Starline are decent and good respectively. Kit's just a plot device though.
>>142177596 I never did. She was either a hyperactive fangirl with no substance or turned into the wisper's tard wrangler and lesbait, who also has no substance.
>>142177596 I like her fine but I fucking hate her girlfriend and more and more she only exists to prop up Lady Cries-a-Lot any interest I had in her potential has been redirected to Surge
>>142177620 >Even in issue 225 when Sonic and Sally were dating Amy defended the two of them from a crowd that was shit though. All it did was make her seem a willing cuck for a guy that doesn't even speak to her without insulting her.
>>142177747 Yeah, I always figured they were the beginning or something Spaz wanted to do >>142177749 Unfortunately that all got scrapped for whatever reason, which is a massive shame. Heroes and villains having a complicated past is one of the pest parts of comics
>>142177866 I think them being more like delinquents than outright villains would be interesting, provided they still fight the heroes some of the time >>142177878 Same. They had to know what they were doing drawing him with that prime Overlander booty!
>>142177931 who he then manufactured out of nowhere a romance with Bill because he specifically seethed about the fact Tails once had her as a suitor before his Fiona drama
So, what happened that made Sega not want to touch Eggman Nega ever again ? Even the comics didnt even show the guy, and that was before the whole Pendering thing.
>>142174934 I would say you-know-who is moreso based off Max and Locke but yep.I headcanon it myself that within Tundra's consciousness, there funds a on-going match between two inner soulmates, Boomer and Sherman.
>>142174393 If I were to ever make a comic of sorts, I'm absolutely including these on. I love their designs.
Kraken as brought straight off SaTAM, then sightly redesigned to resemble somewhat as Rotor is rather a intriguing change, but I welcome it myself anyway just to headcanon it up as somehow related to Rotor's herd.
>>142176385 Musclegut Rotor, oh fuck yes. Preferably, him competing with Tundra, as well the formidable Augustus, George as you mention, Munch Rat, Avery... and if I may, make it so it's a rather small club of power-lifting homie bunch who herald a monthly contest, and its one only spectator is a certain cute red wolf.
>>142174296 >all these seething replies do tailsfags really? also, the D.U.F.F were pretty good when they were brought back in that arc with Knuckles and it's kind of sad that's being overshadowed ITT
>>142178116 Ian didn't even need to bother, it was dead and buried way before he got on. Shoot, it never even got to actually be a thing. I chalk Ian up to moralfag kneejerking. People like you seething about it all these years later is just funny.
>>142177955 >that comic where he wore leather gloves and a coat wew! >>142178114 Titan Tails is the most powerful/hilarious being in the comic so he'd win >>142178136 This >>142178149 >spoiler l-lewd! >comic I'd love to see you make your own comic someday! >>142178234 lmao >>142178281 I'm still mad!
>>142178114 Titan Tails can't even reform after the ass-eating contest. It was a one time thing that required Zonic to collect every Tails in the multiverse into one place.
>>142178368 The guy that made it carved the bones out of wood. It's weird, but not serial killer weird >>142178379 He really is, and Glitcher clearly knows how to write him like the monster he is >>142178398 I'll have to give it a shot then!
I heard Sonic Retold is kind of dark. Is it like Karl Bollers tone of writing or darker because I always keep Bollers as the 'darker and edgier' comics writer. I think outside of Sonic that's just his general style with writing in his works.
>>142178413 You can buy plastic skeletons (and real ones for legitimate educational purposes), but both would be too weak to stand up to long-term *shudder* use >>142178441 A real skeleton would be too hard to obtain and they're too brittle for what he needed it for >>142178455 It's mostly Bollers-tier, but leans into the edge for some scenes https://the-ride.neocities.org/comics/2022-01-18-sonic-retold/
>>142175454 He's always cute, no exception. Unbelievable there's nearly no single cute art of Mogul.
>>142176527 You read my mind, yes. Suffering builds character, but Ian sure took it as too literal, to the extent he had forgotten the words "builds character". Hi bud! Don't think I have forgotten you just because I had to be away for personal reasons, slutty Remington phile. ;)
>>142178510 More fluff = better! >spoiler No worries, I've been swamped too. Love ya Rotor-bro! >>142178511 And they're technically free if you own a shovel! Seriously though, wood's less brittle and (I imagine) easier to work with >>142178544 F
>>142178313 >I'd love to see you make your own comic someday! Same to you, pal. Inevitably I will make my own, then I shall post it here. I'm the shameless kind, so I would love for example, fuel all my sweat on a full-length comic focusing on Rotor's travel to icy homeland of his, and both secluded on one only igloo can they share and live at moment per circumstances, eventually Tundra finally learns it and you know the rest. Then a separate but continued other comic finally focusing on their unparalled deep, tense incestual sexo.
>>142178684 Drew a lot of Tails cuck porn and when he was an artist on Sonic the Continuation he constantly drew Tails getting hit by stuff. It was obviously not in the script and something he drew in himself. Not sure what Okida thought of that.
>>142178773 Ian's writing isn't that bad you would figure that out if you just opened your heart. But seriously, there's a reason why his writing is so beloved by so many and even if it has its flaws I believe that there's merit to it if it entertains so many different people. Art is subjective anyways.
>>142174375 >Nate page not much, but I'll take it wish Sonic and co. properly mourned him, still >>142174829 Oh shit, it's [REDACTED]! >>142174843 Miss this guy like you wouldn't believe
>>142179043 digging up an old love interest of Tails' and out of nowhere shipping her off with Bill in spite, because you're so incredibly fat and untalented that Tails the innocent hardworking boy finding deserved love instead of your gary-stu douchebag powerfantasy self-insert Sonic fills you with bile from your fourth dinner
>>142178746 Yes, it's a shame. >>142178763 >cuck arc So you like cuck stories and you like Sonic to treat Tails like that? Yeesh >>142178795 You are a schizo. >>142178798 Oh. >>142178821 Ian's run is the best run in the comic but you cannot deny that he had some shit moments. Not even I will deny it.
>>142179262 Nah, I just like Tails and can objectively recognise for this how childish and untalented Ian's run is for compromising the comic in such a way to make Sonic look good and to shit on Tails
>>142179301 No, Ian literally said out loud on his cringy tumblr blog that he wants Tails x Barby "dead and buried" and is using that arc as a means to do so
>>142178676 That sounds great! Would be nice to see Rotor's homeland without his people being constantly hypnotized >spoiler lmao, I'm planning on making my comic SFW too, but with lewd sidestories too! >>142178684 Others answered, but it's because of all the tiny rocks he threw at Tails in STC >>142178790 lmao, absolutely cursed
I'm gonna make Barby and Tails a thing in an AU eventually... once I start making it...
I want Barby to be the partner Tails finds after Fiona fucks him over or (assuming she gets integrated into the story) loses Cosmo.
Barby ends up being the one for Tails and they stay together. And oh yeah, it won't look like a bad age gap either like how it looked during Barby's debut
>>142179351 most Sonic self-inserters like him do, usually while rubbing their tiny dicks to the thought of Sonic getting with every girl in the franchise and making every other character look bad to jack him off.
>>142179473 that's how they do it in the games. Every other character is a cheerleader while only Sonic can be competent. In the comics it's that every other character must be cucked and humiliated so we can hook them all up with Sonic. Ian's "great writing" everyone.
>>142179498 "There is no Barby/Tails. Barby's affections were entirely one-sided, not to mention extremely creepy. I'll find a way to write that one into the ground to bury and kill it later, but for now, there is no Barby/Tails. And there won't be so long as I'm on the book."
Verbatim quote. No projection needed, Ian is just that pathetic.
>>142179473 Ngl though I kinda like the idea of Sonic being a bit of player in his teenage years but grows out of it. Kinda... I wouldn't do it in a Archie-based AU if I had to decide.
>>142179351 >>142179473 >>142179500 >>142179523 Why does this affect you so damn much? Why is your entire existence bound up with this, of all things? Why are you throwing away your life for a fucking cartoon fox?
>>142179528 I like the idea of Tails fucking Sally while she screams about how much bigger he is than Sonic. It's what he'd deserve for being a narcisstic manchild and fucking over Tails. >>142179463 hopefully Barby punches Sonic in his tiny balls on Tails' behalf
>>142179573 Saying Ian's writing is bad (it is) is not throwing away your life. Grow the fuck up or just read a better story, he won't have sex with you.
>>142179617 No way he deserves to get humiliated the way he humiliated Tails. He's already an ungrateful spoiled loser for betraying Tails, Sally deserves a way better man than a selfish manchild like Sonic.
>>142179463 That sounds really cool. I always thought Tails having an extended stay in Downunda would've been interesting >>142179531 They had a no regular animals policy at the time, which is kinda weird considering the Orca in SA1 >>142179562 >>142179579 Thanks! >>142179643 Cute and canon! >>142179654 It's just like my doujins!
>>142179597 It's more subjective than that. Even if it is bad, I don't care because it still entertains me and many others. That should be enough more than anything else. He's a decent guy and it's going way too far to force your opinion and perspective on everyone else when you could just say "Oh, I don't like Ian's writing so much for x and x reason". Instead you go out of your way to attack his character and him as a person and I cannot condone that.
>>142179675 >>142179705 Imagine being this much of a pathetic tranny faggot you spend your years throwing shartblasting tantrums over a comic book. Remove yourself from existence.
>>142179682 No way, Ian's a faggot, I have no respect for him left after he pulled that entire Fiona stunt over his tumblr moralfagging. Hopefully the diabetes rots off his hands, feet and eyes, in that order
>>142179705 There's no Ian defense force. The generally public opinion of the guy is positive and you need to realize outside of your tiny echo chambers that this is the case. Stop personally attacking Ian and accept that people will have a differing perspective from you without foisting your views on other people or implying they're the correct opinion.
>>142179679 This works a lot better for this case. Fuck Snively
Also, jesus christ, the autism is turned up to 11 tonight. Ian had shit stories and good stories just leave it at that because it's true, THE BOTH OF YOU.
See the thing is no other thread has to have this convo about being friends with a douchebag who cucked you, because no other writer would be stupid enough to do that in the first place. That's how bad Ian's run was, if you need it for perspective.
>>142179808 Nobody here except for one person is defending the cuck arc. That was a bad story. Tbh though Tails' parents didn't really care about Tails but Sonic was way out of line.
>>142179808 But that was written by Penders first Ian was just continuing and resolving that plot thread. Honestly why spend so much effort hating on something. Isn't that time spent better on something you enjoy instead?
>>142179832 No it's true. Amphibia, South Park, fucking Bendis, every single other writer in /co/ is so much better than Ian it isn't even funny. The man's fucking braindamaged.
>>142179844 >Tails' parents didn't really care about Tails yes they did, they changed the government for Tails' sake. They cared about Tails more than anyone else in the book.
>>142179849 He didn't resolve shit, Penders did 1 issue of it then dropped it. Ian brought it back, made it worse and more humiliating for Tails, dragged it on for years, and refused to resolve it because he's a fat coward
>>142179894 Began in issue 155 when Tails stumbles on Sonic dating Fiona and says I hate you. ends in 179 when Sonic apologizes to Tails for dating someone who he was in love with. So started with Penders resolved by Flynn simple
>>142179574 Man, stop. As an actual Tailschad this shit is embarrassing to read. If you are so angry about this use that for something constructive like creating your own things that you want to see or I dunno, shit like hitting the gym, boxing, wood carving, anything is better than trying make everyone feel as miserable as yourself in this mongolian basket weaving forum. Is not your fault man, it really isn't.
>>142179908 You're exaggerating he was only hinting at it a little here and there for a few years and ended it well. Though I have criticisms with House of Cards its mostly Sonic siding with the monarchy where thats pretty against his character.
>>142179959 They changed it because the monarchy let Eggman take over, and Eggman was the reason they were seperated from Tails. Amadeus explains this to Elias in a two-page spread.
One of the weirder parts about 4chan is that there are people who think you can be unironically cucked by someone who had no interest in you to begin with desu
>>142179978 Sonic developed throughout the archie comics under ian's run and by the end of the preboot he's more humble and less of a douche. So there's that
>>142179990 he didn't end it well at fucking all, Tails instantly forgives Sonic and never finds love. Sonic the spoiled selfish douchebag who betrayed Tails gets rewarded love. It was an awful ending.
>>142180023 No he didn't though, he still treats Tails the same and is still utterly self-absorbed. Tails just goes back to kissing his ass is the only change.
>>142180030 >he didn't end it well at fucking all, Tails instantly forgives Sonic and never finds love. Sonic the spoiled selfish douchebag who betrayed Tails gets rewarded love. Actual question, are you in any anime fandoms, because you give me mid-2000's Naruto fanfiction.net writer energy
The post storytime content of this thread is why NTR is the only kink I'll shame. It destroys minds. Just look at these niggers. >>142180030 >>142180047
First for I hope Ian dies alone without a family, knowing in his final moments trapped in a hospital bed, incredibly obese and dribbling on himself that he wasted his life trying to be a Sonic "celebrity".
Aleah's over 40 now so she can never have a child without it turning out like Chris Chan. I take solace in this. Ian was so concerned with ruining a fictional 8-year-old's lovelife that he will now go into the night having wasted his own chance.
Now I remember why this dude made me kek before, he hulked out and had a pornfag rage when another poster rightfully pointed out that he didn't actually like Tails at all
>>142180200 >I try not to self-insert as anyone. If you say so, furfuckcuckfuckshotakekslapkekrapedbymechasonickekjobberbronomorespinoffsbrokekaroobuckarookekychoopykekypoopybro
>>142180230 Sally looking at Sonic's micropeen like He then cries and yells at her not to laugh at it Since Archie Sonic's canonically insecure over 8 year old boys
Do you ever think about the fact Ian needs to do his cringeworthy podcast to make rent? I think that's hilarious, like IDW isn't even paying him at all, hopefully he's one of those old men who get no pension and end up stacking shelves all day long at walmart
It's a known fact by the Alzheimer's association that "men" of Ian's comedically porky bulk are significantly at risk of dementia in their old age. I look forward to seeing him slip into the most nightmarish loss of dignity humankind can suffer, when he's reduced to a dribbling, shitting babbling, toddler with only brief flashes of realisation that he wasted his life before this moment unnannouncedly ran upon him
>>142180452 Finally something nice from the end of this, I should perhaps do a comm of Saleta. Now would have to think to make it her solo n sexy, Mordred as a fitting marvel villain with her or her playing or kissing Sonic as Stealth or Sonik
>>142180023 I didn't see any change, only on Tails' end he went back to being his unrepspected sidekick. If the Fiona thing happened again, Sonic would repeat it and the writers would clap for him.
>>142180614 Sorry anon, Im not that versed in Marvel villains to think of an example. >King Cobra You mean this one ? I guess the purple would look dope. Would the rest of the suit just be himself ?
If your character requires tearing other characters down to make yourself look cool, making them look weak or humiliating them to jack yourself off, then your character is objectively shit, empty and parasitic. That's the case with Sonic, in the games and under Ian.
First for I hope all the processed chemical junkfoods Ian shovels into his fat neckbearded piehole gives him cancer and he has to go on chemo (which due to his obesity doesn't work and only deteriorates his health further as well as draining his finances)
>>142180774 Honestly visually that would compliment his design and a snake man dressed as a snake would be pretty funny, have to lose the Hypno focus though as King Cobra is just really flexible which can still work with in regards to Sally sexo shenanigans
First for I hope Ian can't even get an erection anymore due to his frankly prodigious corpulence, and he realises Aleah would be better off with someone Tails' age who actually can