Sonic #94-97 After stealing and losing the Sword of Acorns, Sonic must endure his punishment. He has to go to school! The Freedom Fighters become students but where’s Sally? And where’s the Sword of Acorns? It’s one confused scramble for a mystical weapon! And the struggle of Chaos Knuckles continues. Little does he realize, that he’s helping create one of his greatest enemies!
Question: Should Archie Sonic have more slice of life stories? No actual adventures but just doing stuff like going to school or cooking?
>>140801539 Oh no. >Question >No actual adventures but just doing stuff like going to school or cooking? Nah. I prefer the ones that are a bit more exciting, like that cancelled Studiopolis/Sonic-Man one.
>>140801602 Overlanders adjusting life to their cyberpunk dystopian home. >>140801593 I wonder what else would've happened during that. >>140801601 Don't worry, we also got Chaos Knuckles Penderskino!
Y'know, real talk, Sonic having to go to school isn't the worst idea in the world, but it's just such a jarring change of direction for this book.
>Question: Should Archie Sonic have more slice of life stories? No actual adventures but just doing stuff like going to school or cooking? Sure. But this is still an ongoing story, so any slice of life issues should serve to expand on the characters and setting. If we're going to watch our heroes dick around at home for a bit, I expect to learn something interesting about them.
>>140801539 >Should Archie Sonic have more slice of life stories? I'd say yes, but only between crisis. There is a whole Eggman having taking back Robotropolis and he should be the priorities until he is deposited. Here, it's just weird. Oh well, it's on par with the course...
>>140801539 >Question Yeah, but not stories about them going to school. Anything but that! >>140801582 Shoes off the bed slut! >Ah math. Everyone learns it but less than 10% use more anything more than basic arithmetic. Math is cool and I'm tired of pretending it's not!
Oooh, looking forward to 97! It's the only issue I have, I asked for it from my parents from a spinner rack when we visited the states for the first time. I've never played the games before but the cover intrigued me. Spaz alone sold these comics to impressionable boys.
>>140801654 Look, Colin! It's your son! >>140801643 >Y'know, real talk, Sonic having to go to school isn't the worst idea in the world, but it's just such a jarring change of direction for this book. The boy needs to learn!
>>140801682 Snarky Tails! Now... about that pop quiz question from yesterday... >>140801624 Just waiting for her to get a magical girl transformation sequence.
>>140801624 She straight up looks like a "Learn to Draw Anime" example character.
It's funny, StH is already an anime ass franchise, so trying to use it to capitalize on the anime boom of the 2000s is kinda redundant. Most of the books readers are already weebs.
>>140801654 I like how awkward and weird Eggman is, like even the idea of being friendly and welcoming to his family is something totally foreign to him
>>140801539 >Question: Should Archie Sonic have more slice of life stories? No actual adventures but just doing stuff like going to school or cooking? Only if it's done as gag strips like the Sonic Channel and FFF comics. IDW does not benefit from prolonged slice of life content.
>>140801736 Nothing like doing a brief bit of heroics. And hey, Sonic's still in Knothole! >>140801647 RIP >>140801658 Maybe Eggman should go to school or learn to cook. Oh wait, that's just Sonic Boom.
>>140801776 That doesn't look like a son who genuinely misses his father. >>140801671 >Math is cool and I'm tired of pretending it's not! As someone that's good at it, I wish it was more useful.
>>140801654 >>140801682 Again, Agnes and Hope have the incredibly useful ability to read the fucking room.
I love how Eggman's brother, who hates him and tried to have him killed, is apparently the only one who doesn't realize that something is extremely ff here. Dude's a military commander, but he can't see murder not two feet in front of him. Nazis are stupid.
>>140801654 Robotnik pretending to be friendly is the best part of this issue >>140801673 People talk about Ian saving the comic, but without Spaz on the covers, it'd have been canceled well before Ian ever started >>140801703 You'd think!
>>140801831 Hope seems to be snooping around as usual, I see. >>140801703 Nahhhhh, they're fine! >>140801708 Looks good. Then again, everything looks good on Sally.
>>140801859 >Spider-Man >There's an alternative universe with Sonic in KSU(Knothole State University) with Roger Stern writing Sonic The Hedgehog main book & Bollers writing Oglive Maurice, The Spectacular Sonic The Hedgehog.
>>140801539 >Question: Should Archie Sonic have more slice of life stories? No actual adventures but just doing stuff like going to school or cooking? The school arc was literally because of Elias being retarded and benching Sonic in the middle of an actual fucking war, so I'm entirely against it on basic principle. I'm fine with anything else.
>>140801736 Plap plap it's Sonic's toes! He's been shown with 3, 4 and 5 toes in Archie so everyone's right! Well, except the blobfeet people, but they don't count >>140801757 It's really fun! >>140801809 >As someone that's good at it, I wish it was more useful. I've found it to be really useful for programming at least
>>140801582 Only higher infinities and convoluted equations that only mathematicians can fathom interest me in regards to math. The rest I can do without.
>>140801831 That Human-Mobian hybrid dude in the first panel's gorgeous! Also, lmao at gansta [REDACTED] >>140801889 >Athair abducting a kid from a school It's just like my Tamers vids! >>140801912 He's back!
>>140802051 >>140802093 Oh wow, they're siphoning the chaos energy out of Knuckles! I'm sure absolutely nothing bad will happen, especially to the guy in charge of siphoning the energy
>>140801939 Sonic looks like he's trying not to bust a nut >>140801974 lmao >>140801985 Just like Blaze and Silver in GotF and Evan too! >>140802023 Sold! >>140802051 She really is an idiot for even considering this >ENTER RANDOM ECHIDNA SCIENTIST Oh boy!
>>140802162 Over a year iirc >>140802165 Love that they're giving him a bit of a chest >>140802204 I sure hope he doesn't come back evil and sexy! >>140802209 Oh man, this one gave me funny feelings as a kid. Still does!
>>140802162 From #88 to #118 (or 124, depending on how you look at it). Assuming Archie remained 1 issue per month, that's over a year at least, probably almost two.
>>140802238 And we're back to three toes! >Only his brain busted that day. It's genuinely cruel sticking him in a classroom >>140802260 This is bullshit
>>140801889 >>140801913 >Athair: Tails, listen to me, LISTEN to me. FUCK Algebra, FUCK History, and FUCK Science. You don't need any of that SHIT where we're going. >Athair: You're gonna learn straight fundamentals. I'm talking back-to-basic off-the-gas hustle-and-dime shit. You're gonna be stacking paper while the other kids are gonna be coloring paper. You're gonna be moving weight like you're Biggie at Mirage. We're gonna be smoking the shit that make the Ancients walk. You listening to me boy? We're gonna have you ripping hits so hard you smoke up the ashes and the water too. >Athair: Now get your ass in my sack, boy, we ain't wasting time in this hood-rat daycare center no more.
>>140802260 >If only you were still a knight, you might be able to see her. Is this why the writers had him steal the sword? To make up an excuse to keep him away from Sally? ... Sigh.
Also, Geoffrey being a huge cunt. Must be a day ending in Y.
>>140802358 Robotrpolis is... peaceful? >>140802341 Colin has very good genes that Snively didn't get. He inherited the Robotnik intellect that skipped Colin. Can't have both. That'd be broken.
>>140802286 Kodos you slut! >>140802297 This is genuinely how I'd write a Scourge origins story. He just gets sick of constantly saving the world only to be treated like garbage by those in power so he decides he'll be in charge instead >>140802320 Absolute kino game
>>140802481 Bunnie! That's not how you do a spin dash! >>140802471 He was hiding under Robotropolis, went feral, and was chased out of the city by the shadowbots. Also looking for the SUH-WOOOORD!
>>140802051 >Gala-Na: So, Dr. Finitevus, are you ready to act as the conduit? >Dr. Finitevus, who is an incredibly friendly and intelligent scientist who just wants help Knuckles: Of course, Councilor! I trust you 100% I mean, I'm sure you have planned this all out so that neither Knuckles nor I will be harmed in any way! Could you imagine if this totally backfired and I was, say, driven completely insane by the overflow of Chaos Energy? Haha, boy, that would sure be something to talk about around the water cooler, right? >Gala-Na: Oh, sorry, what? I wasn't paying attention. Alright, boys, let's suck this kid dry!
>>140802503 Not the best way to get some Bunnie ass. >>140802484 >I choose to blame him anyway. You can blame him for making Elias the ruler when he's unfit and unwilling.
>>140802503 >Also looking for the SUH-WOOOORD! One thing I might have missed, but wasn't it Arachnis who gave to Kodos the sword in the first place, why did she stole it back afterward?
>>140802503 Sonic... I really don't think this compares to what happened to Max. >>140802523 Sonic... I'm sure if that's a great idea... Also, Kodos is seriously losing it.
>>140802286 You know, I kinda like how Snively at least tries to be friendly toward Hope. It adds to his character that he's both a sniveling prick and someone who desperately wants respect and love.
>>140802538 Whoops! Can't show that in a Christian manga! >>140802539 Because she saw him getting mentally unhinged and paranoid. Best to make sure he doesn't have a magical sword as well.
>>140802503 >directly comparing Kodos to Max I get that's in reference to the Zone of Silence induced madness, but let's be real here, it's not an unfair parallel in any state.
>>140802607 >sonic's stuck at knothole going to school >tails gets to go to other places far away and talk to knuckles with unstable chaos powers What a twist of fate!
>>140802586 Very Dukes of Hazard! >>140802597 Slut! >>140802607 >Thanks, Locke! And that's why you take thing out halfway through to stir when cooling with a microwave!
>>140802093 I wonder why Penders decided to make the new Chaos Syphon a suit that requires a 3rd party to soak up the energy. It's so weirdly, it SEEMS like a set up for something but only Flynn brings it up again.
>>140802607 >Another Sega inspired story I don't recall this happening in any of the games, so I am forced to assume a Sega rep said something that made Penders think "Hey, I know! What if Knuckles got god powers!".
>>140802560 >>140802523 >>140802571 >Bunnie: Shuga-hog? You all right?! >Sonic: I like Metal Buns, I can not lie, you other bros can't deny-- >Bunnie:.....He'll live.
>>140802678 Panel one sums up this entire story. Poor Knuckles. >>140802662 It would've happened if only Sega paid Penders his money for coming up with it and thus retroactively making it the inspiration of the inspiration. What?
>>140802662 >he never got his uncle who works at Sega to get him the super rare Knuckles’ Schizotix that was only ever released in one store in Hokkaido For shame
>>140802701 >>140802704 I like how Locke very conveniently left out the part of Knuckles going into excruciating pain when he was telling Knuckles why he microwaved him
>>140802742 >Merlin, you must hurry the chosen one- >Has nothing to do with your echidna bullshit Even considering he never bothered to meet Tails, Merlin reveals that he is surprisingly based.
>>140802825 >>140802773 Still insane how Penders fully expects us to think Knuckles should still totally be onboard with every thing his father has planned after this
>>140802853 You got nothing on Sonic, copper! >>140802792 Imagine keeping your distance because you thought your life was too much for your nephew, then you have him brought to you as the chosen one and is out cold for some reason.
>>140802776 >>140802742 >Athair: Worlds upon Worlds are at stake!! >Merlin: You mean you want my surviving family member to fix your fuck ups. Surprised you didn't drag Sonic as well. >Athair: NOW IS NOT THE TIME.
>>140802776 >youngest nephew >implying Tails has a secret brother somewhere? Genuinely surprised nobody ever tried to make that a thing, considering Matilda was created out of a single throw away line.
>>140802919 Is that... Sonic? But didn't we just see him at home? >>140802882 It's fine. >>140802856 >Oh boy, it's almost blond chest fur Shadow time! Tomorrow!
>>140802907 Even Geoffrey can't help but acknowledge Sonic's competency >>140802919 >I sure hate that guy Don't we all! >>140802940 >Tails has a secret hot older brother Now that'd be interesting! Konductor take notes!
>>140802778 >Knuckles & The Chatoix get their PreSGW memories back. >They just sit at the Master Emerald shrine thinking at what they lost......and who gets to kill Robotnik.
>>140802944 >It's fine. Not to worry, I plan on cleaning up all the original issues too send help ;_; >spoiler Oh boy! >>140802973 >You're not hot enough to be an escort. Hard hew hew disagree
>>140802994 >mina: i might be used to this if SOMEONE didn't give me super speed suddenly when i'm a teen and for no reason! >bollers whistles >so does mammoth mogul
>>140803068 >IT'S VERY IMPORTANT! WILL JUST TAKE A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME! >>140803013 Surprisingly nobody outside of the Freedom Fighters seem to be that good at their job. Nate is part of the Freedom Fighters by the way.
>>140802919 >keeps blathering on and on abut how he's a grown up professional >pulls this petty whoreshit Why are you such a raging asshole? Why are you like this? You piece of garbage.
>>140803211 >yeah i fucked up >locke fucked up >virtually every other echidna fucked up >but your very young nephew that i abducted and is now knocked out is the only one who can unfuck things up
>>140803166 You'd think Geoffrey would be nicer to someone who could snap his neck faster than the speed of light >>140803211 >he has a Knuckles figurine Sonknux confirmed again!
>>140803211 It's funny how Sonic comics have been making Transformers references for years, but completely missed the chance for a crossover when it was finally possible.
>>140803300 Sleepy, irradiated baby! >>140803282 Are you saying that Geoffrey is a competent person that doesn't constantly make things worse for everyone? Seems you were enjoying friendly and helpful Geoffrey too much.
>>140803362 REENTER TURBO TAILS! >>140803295 >You'd think Geoffrey would be nicer to someone who could snap his neck faster than the speed of light You've seen all the fights written by Penders! They're evenly matched!
>>140803392 >You've seen all the fights written by Penders! They're evenly matched! Of course! Gallagher's Geoffrey will always be the canon version to me though. Just standing guard in a doorway, not bothering anyone important
>>140803552 I remember being totally confused but also intrigued by all of this. Was just in awe at everything mentioned, wondering what happened last issue, feeling this was all a really involved drama that I needed to know more about.
>>140803582 This is the evilest looking Snively I've ever seen. >>140803488 Yeah but that's only between him and Sonic. Very intimate and for no one else.
>>140803525 So cool! >>140803536 Same >>140803573 >I remember trying to draw this version of him afterwards, a sorta proto donut steel. I also thought this gettup appeared more. It's real shame since Sonic as a ninja is such a cool take on things >>140803623 ENTER THE MOST TERRIFYING SNIVELY
>>140803582 I remember adopting those gloves and boots into my drawing style after reading this. Don't know why but I liked the look of oversized boots and gloves.
>>140803552 Sally really should just stage a fucking coup. This is somehow getting stupider by the issue. By sidelining her so hard, the writers are accidentally painting Sally as the only sane person in this shitbox excuse for a government.
>>140803641 It works really well on Sonic characters since their proportions are already exaggerated >>140803666 >I was thinking "cool" but that's good too. It's cute and cool Mephiles!
>>140803714 Everyone gets their turn at being raped. >>140803640 >ENTER THE MOST TERRIFYING SNIVELY Snively looks like he's going to steal your finger nails and forcefully sell them back to you.
>>140803690 This isn't Snively, but Cursed Snively™, who only appears in this issue. Seriously though, I think they should've made Colin much older than Robotnik >>140803691 Exactly >>140803714 There it is!
>>140803743 >stu: meh, crocbot went harder than that >>140803691 It may or may not be intentional. She could be completely forgotten or made as bad looking as her father and brother.
>>140803623 >Snively, would you forget about your father and get in here!? >I'm going to beat him this time, doctor! I can feel it! I'm going to beat him!
>>140803692 >>140803714 >St. John: We Surrender! >Wombat Stu: This is what I get for leaving Downunda. Me arse just had to listen to Commander Cunt!! "See some action!!" He bloody said!!
>>140803743 >Snively looks like he's going to steal your finger nails and forcefully sell them back to you. He really does! Genuinely more terrifying than Robotnik >>140803759 >gigachad Snively Make it stop! >>140803771 Probably Tails, he hasn't been seen recently
>>140803769 Better get out of this cell. It's getting smaller by the panel! >>140803755 He jumped down thinking they were going to fight but they gave up.
>>140803743 So many memories. I wondered so much about this " Sandblast City" and what kind of place that was. Was so excited during the last ride when Sonic and Tails arrived there, getting to see it.
I gotta say, for all its faults I think they were engaging for the target audience. The problem was just never following through with what was done. It was all very surface level.
>>140803848 It's a good thing Sonic's so fast that nobody notices The Sneak speeding by them which would make it obvious that the blue hedgehog they shared a cell with might be Sonic.
>>140803799 >We don't leave friends behind!! One, you don't want to know how they do things in Sand Blast City and two, Valdez is dead because of you, St. John.
>>140803904 Ooh, was so curious to what happened after this, but was really disappointed when I finally read it in the last Ride. Bit fir years i was intrigued.
>>140803868 Yeah, there's a lot of characters, locations and concepts that are introduced and then barely used. Once Ian comes along, things start getting used in some really interesting ways >>140803874 >Valdez is dead because of you, St. John. Only some of the time! >>140803929 B-but I ship Sonknux, not Knuxtails ;_;
>>140803929 After learning about the whole Penders stuff and reading it for myself I see the issues in his writing, but with only this issue available, I thought this was Hype as fuck! Basically furry Dragon Ball Z!
>>140803904 >Sonic Adventure 2 I wish. Possibly my favorite Sonic game for a variety of reasons. But it will never be properly adapted into a comic. Which is a shame, because of all the games, it probably has one of the most "comic book-y" stories, if that makes any sense.
>>140804014 Hey Merlin, want to see your nephew beaten up some more? Here you go! >>140804000 Darkspeeds did a fun fancomic of it. Although a good chunk in the middle is "play the game" before zipping to the finale.
>>140804045 This too was so fascinating to me.Who the heck was Julie Su?! I took everything so seriously and wondered. Was it his sister? Lover? Mentor? For so long just had her eyes. After the Ride I saw the issues with all of this but again, as 9 year old it was all so cool and serious and deep. So nostalgic reading through it again.
>>140804096 If you think that's fucked up, wait until you see how this plot ends! But we'll stop here! Tomorrow at 7pm EST we got the Sonic Adventure 2 adaptation. Kind of. And then the big 1-0-0!
>>140803904 >Adventure 2 hahahaha god that'd be nice, I forgot how specifically Shadow gets integrated into the comics but I do remember it's definitely not as good of a first showing
>>140804134 Thank you conductor. Really fun seeing this issue again. Had I lived in the states I'm sure I'd have been a regular reader for quite some years.
>>140804113 I also only ever managed to jump on in the middle. Reading everything from the beginning has been super interesting. Especially the fact the book has only now started to get bad.
>>140804096 This plot point always seemed really unnecessary to me.
>>140804134 Thanks Konductor! >If you think that's fucked up, wait until you see how this plot ends! I'm still mad. I'll never not be mad. Even Charmy's cousin dying from a drug overdose was better than this
>>140804134 >We'll just introduce back this fake tails among his friends and let him and them believe he is the one they know. That's some fucked up shit, right there.
>>140804153 He gets one page where he destroys the Silver Sonic that was reprogrammed to protect Station Square, then does jack-shit. Rouge gets it even worse as she's just on one panel. The rest of the story is about OC soldiers in G.U.N. mobilizing to pursue Shadow, ending with Archie telling you to fuck off and play the game if you want the full story.
>>140804188 There's something magical about starting from the then current story and not having an easy way to read from the beginning. You feel lost but there's also a certain fun and excitement from that, where you imagine ehat happened previously.
Would really want return of Al and Cal as big status quo-changing antagonists to wipe all this self-serious "mystic chaos force destiny" bullshit off the map, that would be cool as shit
Did the Eclipse Cannon destroy half the moon in the Archie adaption? Because I know such feat would insignificant in this comic since Mobius is supposed to have many moons.
>>140804307 Setup is here, time in Zone Jail harmed their mentality, even more so than US destroying their zone, from which now they plan to reshape the entire multiverse into their personal lawless pool of cosmic slag, they break out of jail thanks to Nega causing trouble and become Bill Cipher of Sonic
>>140804283 God I wish the book did an accurate SA2 adaptation, cause that would be a trip in the Archie universe. What's even more of a bummer is that due to the way the post-SGW world works, using the games themselves as the backstory, those events must have happened there. But we're never gonna see SA2, but with the Freedom Fighters.
>>140804289 To be fair, that would make more sense than people somehow thinking Sonic and Shadow look identical.
>>140804352 >since Mobius is supposed to have many moons. It gets retconned since Mobius is just Earth with Earth's moon. IIRC, Ian later in the encyclopedia reretcons that the many moons were actually just human/overlander space stations, including the Ark.
>>140804450 >IIRC, Ian later in the encyclopedia reretcons that the many moons were actually just human/overlander space stations, including the Ark. How does that even work?
You know, humans doing their own chaos expeiments is interesting. Could have done cool stuff with that. But I guess penders got pissed when he learned about gerald
>>140804439 Assuming it was even Penders. Tails and his Chosen One story and Mammoth Mogul are all part of that one writer's story. The one that's an editor.
>>140804466 Ian retcons it that the humans actually did contact the overlanders and the two peoples worked together on projects like the ark. The massive amount of resources wasted on those projects is partly what lead to the overlanders invading the Kingdom of Acorn. It might seem like a messy retcon, but it was necessary because there was no explanation for why Gerald Robotnik, logically an overlander, was involved with GUN, a human organization.
>>140802950 He's gauging Sonic's reaction to see if Sally is involved. Because if he had Sally in his corner, Sonic would be responding with much more piss n vinegar. It's mean. But it's effective.
>>140804512 Much better! The neck was way too long in the comic >>140804626 Oh to unwrap those foot bandages! >>140804658 Just like Eggman Hates Furries!
>>140803282 >There's no way you didn't hear Uncle Chuck talking out of that thing Uncle Chuck, who is currently to the best of his knowledge, one of Eggman's Subbosses. We gonna put using his voice to manipulate Sonic past Eggman?
Really like Archie Sonic Online's interpretation of SGW, instead 7 chaos emeralds illogicaly destroying the entire multiverse, which in turn contains infinite versions of them, it separates 2 universes off the main multiverse, which in turn flourish and form into its own multiverse, innacassable by Zone Cops and existing in its own bubble
>>140804732 Yeah, but if she's the one calling the shots that makes things different if Sonic's acting on his own, especially for Geoffrey. If nothing else, it's something he wants to know, even if he's not going to act on it. These glowies types are prone to twist themselves in knots over known unknowns.
>>140805021 You did? Thats cool. Speaking of their data files, I think its kinda strange how they set it up with that search bar thing. I remember it being a bit more easier to just see a pic and click to read. Do you know if they will ever fix that?
>>140804938 >spoiler That game is absolute kino and you're all just prudes. Prudes! >>140804849 lmao >>140805021 You guys have been doing an excellent job providing closure to Archie's plots
>>140804658 I really hope they continue this series or do another one like it next year. I really dig the character interactions. Plus now that some of the more common pairs like Sonic and Knuckles are out of the way we could get more rare interactions like Cream and Big.
>>140803691 What a fine mess that'll make, the Woman who doesn't want to be Queen, staging a Coup against the Man who doesn't want to be King. I'll give her credit, she's trying to get Sonic back out in the field, where he belongs.
>>140803874 Technically Valdez volunteered to hold the line. And St. John wanted to go back for him even then but was somewhat inexplicably countermanded by Hershey, who reminded them they needed to evac a bunch of Civillians.
>>140805520 it's amusing they'd rather write this shit with muh acorns politics and geoffrey and muh mina and bunnie catfighting over Sawnic the anime protag in highschool, but the whole fucking doppleganger plot with a game character gets ignored and dropped because they don't care about it. I get not caring about it cause it's dumb but why write it in the first place
>>140805586 To be fair, Penders is the one who set up that plot point, unless one of the editors told him to. I think Bollers is the one who writes the story that resolves it.
>>140805586 potential plot thread, expanded if they like it dropped if not. Something you see clearly in these early issues is they don't plan ahead for anything at all.
>>140801703 Anon, stop trying to be sensible. We can't have our heroic child soldiers going to therapy. Clearly the readership is picking up the book to see the FFs get shat on by ineffectual authority figures. Character development isn't action-y enough.
>>140801703 >>140805741 >>140805781 they're not veterans nor child soldiers, they're superpowered teens spindashing weak paper mache robots and competing to see who the kewlest is by kicking Eggman's butt the hardest that day. Several times they have Eggman defeated and defenceless in front of them and walk away because it's all a fun game and a kiddy comic. Christ you retards would think the Teen Titans are traumatised by fighting an old man with a magic weather stick trying to make it rain too much
Remember how just before Eggman came back they made a big deal about how the Freedom Fighters (sans Rotor lol) were getting the band back together? And now they're back to not doing shit again? The comic was really spinning its wheels during this time.
>>140805939 "wahhh wahhhh please take my self-insert seriously you guys this is totally for 40 year old obese adults like me Sonic has le heckin PTSD and t-t-t-trauma from spindashing Eggman's robot and saying a catchphrase and neenering his nose at him" You are exactly the type of stunted manchild that would write a holocaust poem into a Sonic comic, same as Penders. Fuck off with your "veterans" shit real veterans would fuck your mother
>>140806079 Post proof right now or gtfo Sonic manbaby Imagine having to LARP and fake service so you can rokleplay that muh Sonic the Hedgehog is a super sewious war vet representation. Kill yourself unironically, you're pathetic.
>>140802338 I always imagined sonic's robo parents as having really inhuman text to speech type voices for some reason jus adds to the alienation of being robians in my mind
>>140804658 >AoStH Eggman went Super. >Fleetway Eggman went Super. >Movie Eggman went Super. >Now Game Eggman went Super. Eggman breaks the male hedgehog rule.
>>140802539 He said out loud he didn't need anyone else, so she took the preemptive and stole it from him. Plus it's her life mission to destroy the Sword and Crown of Acorn because they're prophesied to cause untold calamity
>>140806206 Penders was a busy man with a lot of plans. Plans to do with Echidnas and Sonic and Locke, and that didn't involve Tails. Couldn't have 10 years of buildup get in the way of that. Same with Ian.
>>140806330 It's funny because Sonic's the short one >>140806332 An official Sonic account posted it so it's canon now! >>140806347 Oh, she played Tanya? Loved that she actually sang the OP in that anime. Wish more VAs could do that
>>140806701 How is Dark Enerjak above Jani-Jak? I get that he's more skilled but she took all of his power on top of having her own Silver-like chaos powers
>>140806701 >Super Sonic D tier, Ultra Sonic C tier >Hyper Tails D tier, Turbo Tails C tier Huh? Hyper Tails is the equivalent of Ultra Sonic and Ugly Naugus, it should be in the same tier, even if you keep Turbo Tails there.
>>140806945 Deadline from off panel in one of issues from 120-125
>>140806956 It's illogical, how one guy who likely has infinite multiverse variants of him fight Multiversal police who casually catch beings like Enerjak?
>>140807007 >how one guy who likely has infinite multiverse variants of him Apparently he didn't. Nobody even knew what universe he came from. >Multiversal police who casually catch beings like Enerjak? You're overselling them based on a one-panel easter egg. They needed a squad just to catch the Destructix, who WANTED to be caught anyway and were just putting on a show.
>>140807100 If you're basing it off that, then it should bring s question how multiverse even still stands with them on guard, infinite multiverse brings infinite multiverse end scenarios, especially with powerhouses Archie multiverse contains, they should be this competent to keep all in check
>>140807156 >it should bring s question how multiverse even still stands with them Well, in the end it didn't lol. By all accounts they weren't actually equipped to stop multiverse ending threats. That's why they needed Sonic Prime to do their job for them.
>>140807176 I like it when they put Santa hats on each of his spikes, but otherwise it's a really difficult look to pull off >>140807190 Just ignore our special friend
>>140807378 They said they didn't include non-Sonic characters because they wanted to tell a completely Canon story. But then the localizers didn't get memo on that and wrote the game like a comedy shit post spin-off