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Unofficial Sonic Storytime: Hunger Pains and The Whizzer

No.139438729
Previous Thread: >>139422234

Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/CP3XHLar
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Sonic and the Freedom Fighters Fancomic: https://mobiuscomics.com
Unofficial Ride Website: https://the-ride.neocities.org

Today it’s a double feature of grotesque parodies by none other than ProfessorMegaman! Let’s start with a timeless classic starring Sally Acorn! In order to save her sister (sorry no Elias in this) she needs to participate in a bloody game for the amusement of rich people. This is Hunger Pains!

https://www.deviantart.com/professormegaman

Cursed Question: Should we do the worst stuff this artist has to offer? It’s really gross and fucked up. Of course, it can’t be here.

Sonic and the Freedom Fighters Note: Another idea I had was a fancomic taking place in the IDW world but it’d be a side series where Sonic would visit a human city and help out GUN on their missions. I’ve seen others with a similar idea but I would also put in the Freedom Fighters as members of GUN. Although the series was scrapped, the idea of the Freedom Fighters and GUN working together hasn’t been.

Also, last thread had an update for Sonic Now, Eclipse, Turtle Power, and Infested. Check the OP of the last thread for posts replying to it.
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No.139438757
>>139438729
We start with a lot of exposition.
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No.139438776
>>139438757
Oh. Damn.
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No.139438794
>>139438776
What a happy family!
No.139438813
>>139438757
WORDS
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No.139438817
>>139438794
This tender sisterly bonding (not the kind you find on that one website, you know the one) is so sweet.
No.139438829
>>139438794
Look if street cars are good enough for Nawlins they're not too good for District Shithole.
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No.139438832
>>139438817
Hey, who's that Bozo?
>>139438813
Ain't nobody got time for all that!
No.139438837
>>139438729
>that cover
... Y'know, it's kinda sad the way this highlights how covers have become a lost art in comics. Comic book covers are supposed to be indicative of the content and give you an idea of what you're in for. Which, in the case of mainstream books, the bland tripe they slap on the front IS pretty indicative of what you're in for. This cover though? That says fuckin' everything.

>Cursed Question: Should we do the worst stuff this artist has to offer? It’s really gross and fucked up. Of course, it can’t be here.
NO.
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No.139438847
>>139438832
At least this comic has some good reaction images.
>>139438829
That just tells you how bad this district is.
No.139438853
>>139438729
>Cursed Question: Should we do the worst stuff this artist has to offer? It’s really gross and fucked up. Of course, it can’t be here.
Do it.
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No.139438866
>>139438847
Sally makes a heroic sacrifice that her sister happily agrees to her making.
>>139438837
>NO.
Aww...
No.139438884
>>139438866
>WHEN YA GET DRAAAFTED!
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No.139438886
>>139438866
>geoffrey st. jerkass
Shit.
>>139438853
Oh! Well, we do need to make a new thread elsewhere and it'd be the perfect fucked up comic to start it with.
No.139438890
>>139438757
Wow. The absolutely BRUTAL deconstruction of how fucking stupid the Hunger Games premise is... would be pretty impressive if the Hunger Games pretended that bullshit made sense or even a second. Like, it's satirical political commentary, guys. Come on.
No.139438891
>>139438729
I remember suggesting you to storytime ProfessorMegaman's stuff this ages ago!
I remember you saying it was too gross, I guess you are biting the bullet now
No.139438896
>>139438729
Woah. Remember when hunger games was a huge deal? I remember reading the first book so long ago, i remember liking it.
>Cursed Question: Should we do the worst stuff this artist has to offer? It’s really gross and fucked up. Of course, it can’t be here.
Might as well lol
>Sonic and the Freedom Fighters Note
Very interesting, i'm glad you give us insights into the process and things of this comic.
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No.139438906
>>139438886
Sally's reaction is perfect for Geoffrey.
>>139438884
AAIIIEEEE
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No.139438916
>>139438906
>district: asshole
>echidnas
Fits.
>>139438890
Satirizing satire!
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No.139438931
>>139438916
District: 69 aka the nice district.
No.139438937
>>139438729
>Hot Shots! Part Deux
No.139438944
>>139438776
haha the Predator font is a funny touch
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No.139438946
>>139438931
Good old Drunkle Chuck!
>>139438891
I've lied many times during The Ride. Many, many times.
No.139438952
>>139438931
Wait is District 69's female sacrifice Nicole with a weave?
No.139438958
>>139438946
your pants are gonna catch on fire one day, mister!
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No.139438965
>>139438946
And it begins!
>>139438896
>Woah. Remember when hunger games was a huge deal? I remember reading the first book so long ago, i remember liking it.
I was all about Harry Potter back then.
No.139438974
>>139438832
oh hey Leo, sorry IDW doesn't let you do cool stuff anymore
No.139438984
>>139438946
>Now I know how Britney Spears felt..
This aged weirdly.
We all laughed at the "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!" Lady but the it turns out she was only wrong because the situation was so much worse.
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No.139438985
>>139438965
The running joke throughout this artist's comments is that Tails is gay and Knuckles is a violent homophobe. Haha. Eh.
>>139438937
Maaaaaaan I need to watch that again. I remember laughing my ass off when I was a kid.
>>139438944
Oh yeah!
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No.139439007
>>139438985
Random huge ass page needed to be cut in half its size.
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No.139439009
>>139438965
>I was all about Harry Potter back then.
Heh. Back then, I was a total Percy Jackson & the Olympians gangsta.
No.139439011
... Oh my god, how was there never a Hunger Games battle royale game? The games industry as fucking flooded with the fucking things for a while, but the mainstream IP that revitalized the concept for general audiences never tried to get in on the action. Nor did the actual Battle Royale franchise. Weird.
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No.139439032
>>139439007
It's funny that we have a random female echidna when there were plenty to choose from the comics. This comic wasn't that old.
>>139438952
She's a black version of Weepy.
No.139439044
>>139439032
KEK
No.139439054
>>139438906
hey, Sally shares my reaction to that shitty James Bond meets Pepe Le Pew meets Paul (Spider-man) motherfucker
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No.139439055
>>139439032
>betrayed by geoffrey
Not surprised in the slightest.
>>139438958
Good thing most of them don't wear pants!
No.139439064
>>139439032
This comic reeks of someone who actually really likes the material and is taking gallons upon gallons of piss. These jokes are far too specific and on point otherwise.
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No.139439072
>>139439055
WHAT'S THIS?
A COMIC THAT'S WOEFULLY LACKING BEES?!
>>139438974
Damn.
>>139438984
Britney had it real rough. At least she's free now.
No.139439077
>>139439011
I assume the Creator of Battle Royale didn't do it because a game "misses the Point!"
Hunter Games author may have felt the same way. IIRC the archer girl gets down to subverting the whole thing pretty damn quick.
No.139439090
>>139439072
Now i remember why i dont like cartoon slap stick with girl characters
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No.139439092
>>139439072
Compassion on the battlefield.
>>139439009
Having that one YA series while in high school was a great thing.
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>>139438984
>>139439072
Legalized slavery! A proud American tradition.
No.139439098
>>139439064
They do, other comics make fun of the very early archie sonic comics
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No.139439106
>>139439092
Oh it wasn't real betrayal! I believe you, Geoffrey!
No.139439109
>>139439064
Strikes me as someone who has a younger sibling that likes it and watches it over, and over and over.
And you can't complain, they're enjoying this tripe you don't wanna be a mood killer. So you just draw down your own hate, ironically using something the older people in hourblife probably thoguht was lame.
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No.139439117
>>139439106
Thankfully we don't see any romance between these two. Quite the opposite in this comic. If you want to see Geoffrey macking on Sally then wait until the Archie Ride. Penders has got you covered!
No.139439123
My mind just randomly remembered a parody comic of issue 50 of archie. Does anyone know what im talking about?
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No.139439129
>>139439117
At least he subverted that trope just a bit.
>>139439090
Because of unintended fetishes?
>>139439093
FUCK YEAH!
No.139439131
>>139439064
I can't tell if this guy actually enjoys Sonic or it's just what is best suited for his weird unhinged Ren and Stimpy esque shenanigans
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No.139439143
>>139439129
These fucking faces!
>>139439123
Endlame. It was storytimed by Thirstposter IIRC.
No.139439155
>>139439117
......thanks for reminding me of that, well that'll be fun to whinge about once the Archie ride starts, never got to be part of the first one and pretty much read after 160 exclusively
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No.139439156
>>139439143
Turns out that thing with the deer at the beginning could be considered foreshadowing. Sally can't shoot for shit.
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No.139439173
>>139439156
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
>>139439155
There's a lot of stuff to "love" when we get started.
No.139439180
>>139439156
deserved
>>139439155
Honestly what was penders thinking with that shit and the later virginity comment. like for real, poor sally at the mercy of that writing.
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No.139439189
>>139439173
WINNER WINNER
CHICKEN DINNER
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No.139439204
>>139439189
At least you're alive. Unfortunately.
>>139439180
>Honestly what was penders thinking with that shit and the later virginity comment. like for real, poor sally at the mercy of that writing.
Self insert nonsense where Geoffrey was always somehow coming out on top or acting like he did.
No.139439206
>>139439180
yeah honestly he probably did the most singular damage to her character bar none with her shitty father, the shitty skunk and just the sheer readyness he had to kill her or reduce her to a prop, I think spite for his choices influenced half my AU in regards to Sally honestly.
No.139439207
>>139438729
>Let’s start with a timeless classic starring Sally Acorn! In order to save her sister (sorry no Elias in this) she needs to participate in a bloody game for the amusement of rich people
But Sally, you ARE the rich people
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No.139439219
>>139439204
And that's the extent of the romance in this comic.
No.139439222
>>139439173
Zuul Motherfucker ZUUUUUUL
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No.139439243
>>139439219
And we end on an epilogue of some sort. True evil can never truly die. Now for the other comic!
>>139439207
She's poor as fuck in this!
No.139439248
>>139439180
>Honestly what was penders thinking with that shit
Giving Sonic a rival he couldn't oppose by just stomping the ass of
>and the later virginity comment
Stirring shit
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No.139439259
>>139439243
And now for a Tails comic that Ian would approve. This is The Whizzer!
No.139439265
>>139439243
oh wait I was wrong, was Vinz Clortho not Zuul, my Nostalgia critic reference was for nothing
No.139439266
>>139439156
Geoffrey deserves to be the Sand Blasters bitch.
No.139439271
>>139439259
Ian’s a piss fetishist?
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No.139439275
>>139439259
We start with Tails walking. But to where?
>>139439222
Who you gonna call?
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No.139439291
>>139439275
And here's Funcle Chuck!
>>139439266
They all deserve to be nuked.
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No.139439305
>>139439291
It's not easy being Tails. Even harder being anyone that has to watch over him.
>>139439271
There's not nearly enough piss for someone with that fetish. But we got plenty of Tails ridicule and abuse!
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No.139439317
>>139439305
But there is some piss.
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No.139439325
>>139439248
seriously, any fight Sonic has with Geoffrey should be a one sided stomp for the hedgehog, Skunk boy had no powers and whatever skill you have as a fighter doesn't matter when your opponent can break the sound barrier and rip apart machines with ease like tissue paper, this would essentially be how a fight with Geoffrey and Sonic would actually end up
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No.139439331
>>139439317
ENTER AMY
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No.139439344
>>139439331
>first panel
Amy in a nutshell.
No.139439346
>>139439325
Just say that Geoffrey is almost as fast as him. Not like there's any actual explanation why Sonic was given superpowers in archie, he just was. Do the same for Geoff.
No.139439360
>>139439331
I’d gladly french kiss Amy’s ass
No.139439363
>>139439291
I would love a meeting of all the Freedom Fighter teams(pre & postboot) then after a bit, Sally just dresses down Jack & his band of assholes for what they did to Sonic, Tails, Bunny & The Chaotix.
No.139439364
>>139439305
damn, you can tell his is an early internet comic cause this guy would be shredded if he made it in the past 4 years, though to be fair is extremely nasty even by his standards
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No.139439367
>>139439344
ENTER SNIVELY
Some people's favorite human lackey for Robotnik.
No.139439376
>>139439325
>>139439346
Yeah, no shit. That's not the point. Geoffrey's on the same side as Sonic AND he's better connected than him. Sonic can't fight him any more than Ash could fight Gary Motherfucking Oak.
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No.139439383
>>139439367
Tails is just reaching into his back pocket. Except he doesn't have pants.
>>139439360
Anon, no! This is pre-aged up Amy!
No.139439386
>>139439346
yes but why would you want to do that? just make Geoffrey eat shit despite being a smarmy git, would be a lot more fun honestly
No.139439394
>>139439376
>>139439325
>>139439346
As in, he's not the sort of opponent you beat by fighting him.
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No.139439400
>>139439383
Knuckles living good.
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No.139439411
>>139439400
BUY MY ACTIVATOR!
BUY MY ACTIVATOR!
BUY MY ACTIVATOR!
>>139439363
Sadly they're a necessary evil while Eggman is a threat. But once he's gone they could do something about them.
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No.139439415
>>139439367
>correct and based people's favorite human lackey for Robotnik.
ftfy
No.139439417
>>139439344
Uhh, Sonic. Blaze isn't trying to get cock, she's trying to clean up the streets.
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No.139439430
>>139439411
I wonder if there are any WHOOPS CAN'T SHOW THAT IN A CHRISTIAN MANGA underwear.
No.139439449
>>139439394
honestly that just makes his character more frustrating but I get what you mean
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No.139439452
>>139439400
>that sign
Why can't more versions of my son be like this one?
No.139439456
>>139439415
t.Snivley
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No.139439459
>>139439430
Random ass whooping.
>>139439364
This is some of their tamer stuff. We still haven't done THAT comic by them.
No.139439474
>>139439459
there's a THAT comic? how bad can it be?
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No.139439484
>>139439459
And there was no sleeping or fucking that night.
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No.139439487
>>139439456
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No.139439495
>>139439415
cool more snively and sally art
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No.139439499
>>139439484
I cry everytiem.
>>139439417
The world needs a Sonic version of Streets of Rage.
>>139439452
Too based for current year.
No.139439501
>>139439484
Formerly Chuck’s
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No.139439527
>>139439499
Just become a preteen, Amy! Then you start getting some fat on that chest of yours!
>>139439474
The one where Knuckles is lobotomized and raped by Amy and regains his awareness and punches their unborn fetus out of her body.
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No.139439533
>>139439452
Locke, you fuckwit. We all know of your sorrid affair with Max. You self hating closet case.
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No.139439541
>>139439527
The most magical place on Sonic's World.
>>139439501
>super genesis wave has uncle sneed instead of chuck
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No.139439551
>>139439449
Maybe I just don't feel this all-consuming vitriol for Geoffrey because I was already big into Archer before I caught up to the comics introducing him.
If it makes you feel any better just imagine Geoffrey also has debilitating tinnitus now from all the gunshots and huge explosions he's been very, very near.
>I actually have to sleep with a fan on now.
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No.139439553
>>139439541
Now for the main event!
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No.139439558
>>139439495
I forgot the name of the fancomic these came from, but boy did it give me a lot of Snivley reaction pics
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No.139439575
>>139439553
Robotnik wanting some blue PINGAS!
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No.139439589
>>139439575
Hey it's Cream! I hope nothing bad happens to her!
No.139439595
>>139439527
oh
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No.139439614
>>139439589
>a good 3-d sonic game
Ooooooh!
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No.139439627
>>139439614
It's like this comic predicted Sonic Frontiers.
>>139439558
https://the-ride.neocities.org/comics/2022-05-28-sallys-inner-struggle/
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No.139439642
>>139439627
Has the bar for Sonic games been lowered that much that a competent game that is still loaded with flaws considered good?
No.139439644
>>139439551
that's fair, to be fair I'm the same guy who shills Mordred Hood a total D-list character in the comic, I'm also just always bugged by characters who are expected to outdo actually powered characters like Punisher or whatever, there's other issues with him for me but if you like him that's good, he does get better after a while admittedly
No.139439656
>>139439644
Hood is also a great character.
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No.139439664
>>139439642
Sonic has to move those games or he's out of a job.
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No.139439678
>>139439664
CREAM, NOOOOOOO!
No.139439681
>>139439656
>>139439644
And fwiw he outdoes Sonic in an area where neither of them has an innate advantage.
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No.139439691
>>139439678
I guess Tails gets a moral victory instead of a more tangible one.
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No.139439705
>>139439691
Oh right, that thing Tails wanted to do at the start of the comic.
No.139439715
I can see the arguements against pedo skunk beating sonic but im of the opinion base mobians are low tier superhuman like. cuz being honest lot of the characters being normies, even the FFs made them kinda look like weaklings if im being honest.
No.139439725
>>139439691
>Knuckles steals the money
Thrash and the Dingoes were right about the Echidnas!
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No.139439729
>>139439705
And that's it? Maybe it's for the best. Anyway, tomorrow at 7pm EST we'll do more comics. Not as bad as these.
No.139439732
>>139439715
The rivalry isn't the type of rivalry that's about "Who would win in a fight".
No.139439734
>>139439681
what area's that?
No.139439744
>>139439734
Statecraft.
No.139439747
>>139439656
ah thanks my dude, I just think he's neat, always love snake characters with robo limbs, why a shame Scalien never came to fruition from the TMNT toyline
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No.139439781
>>139438729
Tails Gets Trolled Ultimate Alternate Reality Chapter 2 Page 27
https://www.tailsgetstrolled.org
Fuck! Wait, he's aware of stuff in this timeline now?
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No.139439805
left or right?
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No.139439807
>>139438729
Sonic Now Page 121
https://www.tumblr.com/theartpal
That is some trippy fruit! Now!
No.139439853
>>139439805
The one with cheek tufts.
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No.139439898
>>139439805
Both doing pic related
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No.139439917
Speaking of Sterling Archers in sci-fi settings, Sonic continuities need someone like the original Ghost in the Shell manga's version of Motoko. Genki, screechy chuuni gremlin.
No.139439921
>>139439805
Both are equally beautiful and made for hypno sex
No.139439929
>>139439921
mordred...
No.139439934
>>139439898
My man, you know what's good
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>>139439929
Can you blame a guy, also did actually comm some, sadly couldn't include Hypno but has coiling
No.139439964
>>139439950
nice
No.139439969
A dangerously disturbed individual made these comics...
No.139440012
>>139439969
There's a whole lot worse from this artist that I wouldn't even bother trying to post here.
No.139440025
>>139440012

Oh, I'm aware. Like the Planet of the Apes parody.

Guy seems to really have it in for Tails...
No.139440712
Random post but where did this lie about satam sonic not being able to spin in a ball without a ring come from ? He literally does in the first real episode without one.
No.139440724
>>139440712
Sonic fans do not actually consume Sonic media
No.139440827
>>139440724
>fans do not actually consume media
Many such cases!
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No.139440831
GASP!
No.139440915
>>139440831
>sonic and the gang when eggman pulls down his pants
No.139440931
>>139440915
>"It looks like that monster from Metroid! You know, a Metroid!"
No.139441030
>>139440831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SQTgG1y9lE
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>>139440831
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>>139441030
>>139441291
Did you really need to post these?
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>>139438832
I somehow felt some kind of a psychic warning that was going to happen, and yet I still wasn't ready.
No.139441963
>>139438866
I wish we had a bait and switch by just having Sally chosen.
No.139441972
>>139438886
Oh shit, St. Statutory.
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No.139442830
>>139438729
>Should we do the worst stuff this artist has to offer?
If you are allowed to.

>Although the series was scrapped, the idea of the Freedom Fighters and GUN working together hasn’t been.
And it shouldn't.
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No.139442885
>>139442860
where'd you get this from?
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No.139442915
>>139442885
https://www.deviantart.com/pringlesbun/art/Tails-and-Bunnie-Bad-guys-976906093
https://www.deviantart.com/pringlesbun/art/Sonic-and-Sally-badass-B-976867504
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No.139442969
>>139438886
Man, you weren't kidding when you said this comic would be awful...
No.139443094
>>139442934
Reminder as you look at this that Amy is canonically 2'11".
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No.139443179
>>139443094
No.139443318
>>139439219
NO!
No.139443319
Tails is bad and gay
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No.139443334
>>139443319
>t.
No.139443391
>>139443334
Foxoplasmosis
No.139443405
>>139439367
>Some people's favorite human lackey for Robotnik.
Only because they don't know Grimmer.
No.139443412
>>139439007
it's probably my monkey brain talking but it's kinda funny how these expressions end up coincidentally influencing zeurel's "joker tails" later on
No.139443508
Why so much fox abuse?
No.139443539
>>139439495
>filename
>BringOnTheThunder
Is this an alt name for KissTheThunder? And what is going on in this comic? Why isn't Snivelli with that Mink instead?
No.139443633
>>139443405
Except when they do and like Snively being a conniving worm more than they do Grimer being loyal to a fault.
No.139443655
>>139439729
Thanks, conductor.
No.139443771
>>139440831
Rotor's ass is too powerful for the team, that's why he won't be allowed to appear until he put on some pants
(and no, a speedo does not count as a pant).
No.139443779
>>139439805
Both have cheek tufts so they are both fine, but the right one has bigger ones, so she win.
No.139443821
>>139442875
Sallly is really cool, there.
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No.139443835
https://www.deviantart.com/cheroy/art/Undertale-x-Sonic-625824342
No.139443867
This is what canon Knuckles should be like
No.139443909
>>139439715
What a base mobian can and can't do is somewhat ill-defined, if we go by the modern canon then entire game cast is straight up superhuman compared to the average mobian that needs things like wispons to even fight small badniks
No.139444000
>>139443835
>Rouge not being Muffet the asshole paypig person
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No.139444264
>>139443835
https://www.deviantart.com/dariattic/art/cool-bro-627762452
No.139444747
>>139439729
A... "charming" look into the past. Thanks conductor.
No.139444763
>>139442934
Really digging the fantasy OVA style here.
No.139444790
>>139438729
At least do the one where they brainwash Knuckles, or the LotR one.
No.139444826
>>139444790
>>138305019
We did Lard of the Rings. Mr. Nice Guy will have to be saved for the other place.
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No.139444951
https://twitter.com/SatamRe/status/1702370288686543305
Some love for Bunnie Rabbot.
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No.139444954
https://twitter.com/Justin61894350/status/1702508886303842467
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No.139444963
https://twitter.com/SatamRe/with_replies
No.139444990
>>139439417
The Blaze you're thinking of didn't exist yet.
>>139439614
>>a good 3-d sonic game
Still a unicorn all these years later. Unless you count 3D Blast
No.139445749
>>139444954
Sigh, Tails being characterized as a total pussy that needs Sonic to live once again...
No.139446216
>>139444990
I need to play 3D Blast again to see if I still like it.
No.139446222
>>139446216
Very recommended to use the Director's Cut hack of it made by the game's original programmer. Makes the game much smoother to play and less frustrating.
The music in 3D Blast has always been amazing though, some of Jun Senoue's best work. It honestly surprises me how much worse he's gotten with FM synth over the years with shit like Sonic 4 E1.
No.139446259
>>139446216
It absolutely still holds up IMO. Some truly incredible zones.
>>139446222
I still need to try that. I followed his work on it, including the part where going Super turns all the water piss yellow, and it looks like an ambitious hack.
No.139446351
>>139439011
Does minecraft mod counts?
No.139446469
>>139443539
Wow must be them, i just found the art on an old sonic fansite
https://sonicsatam.com/prettysideofpain/relics_thunder.html
No.139446574
>>139446259
Yeah he added a bunch of things to it like adding Super Sonic, save passwords, a level editor of all things, tweaked controls to make Sonic feel tighter to move around, what amounts to a lost Flicky radar so you always know where the birds are if you lose them. Just lots of additions and QoL tweaks to make the game less frustrating to play.
No.139446610
>>139438729
>Cursed Question
Oh man, I was not looking forward to storytiming them myself so it saves me the trouble. Having to read them while sorting them was punishment enough!
>Sonic and the Freedom Fighters Note
No doubt it would pivot to a more Rough and Tumble-centric tale!
>>139438837
Yeah, at least it's representative of the horrors in store
>>139438965
Sigh sigh, it's Knuckles
>>139439411
Okay that is funny
>>139439729
Thanks Konductor!
No.139446629
>>139446610
You know Thirstposter doesn't like a comic when he puts out posts as short as this.
No.139446652
>>139446629
Well it is some edgy as hell "comedy" comics from decades ago that're completely unflattering in every way with the characters acting like stupid caricatures. Naturally not in Thirst-chan's wheelhouse in the slightest.
No.139446659
>>139442860
Adorable!
>>139446629
Yeah, I just really dislike this guy's stuff
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No.139446676
>>139438729
The Heart of a Monster 7-41
https://thoam.the-comic.org/comics/306
Author's note:
> FINALLY ITS EGG TIME >!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Metal continues to be best boy!
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No.139446707
>>139438729
Chaos School Chapter 01 Page 57
https://www.deviantart.com/theretrogirl/art/Chaos-School-Chapter-01-Page-57-982588670

That's our Amy, absolutely unhinged!
No.139446724
>>139446676
Eggy looks really good here.
No.139446752
>>139446652
Yeah, I'll enjoy almost any comic provided it's not mean spirited and bland
>>139446724
Yeah, you can tell the artist's been dying to draw him
No.139446807
>>139446652
>>139446659
Yeah I like the art and some of the edgy stuff is fine but a lot of times he goes overboard and you probably don't want to know about his opinions on stuff like women and LGBTQ+ stuff. The good news is that there are probably a couple stories left. Bad news is Mr. Nice Guy is probably the worst one. Artist has a shitton of art but a lot of it is random stuff. Interesting note, he seems to be roommates with Chad the Cartoon Nut. You may remember their very nice Sally drawings.
No.139446824
>>139446807
He seems like the kind of person that didn't grow out of his teen Newgrounds phase.
No.139446898
>>139438729
>Cursed Question: Should we do the worst stuff this artist has to offer? It’s really gross and fucked up. Of course, it can’t be here.
EVERY comic, Conductor. We can't skimp out now.

>Sonic and the Freedom Fighters Note: Another idea I had was a fancomic taking place in the IDW world but it’d be a side series where Sonic would visit a human city and help out GUN on their missions. I’ve seen others with a similar idea but I would also put in the Freedom Fighters as members of GUN. Although the series was scrapped, the idea of the Freedom Fighters and GUN working together hasn’t been.
Sounds interesting, even if I'm loathe to check out a lot of IDW-focused stuff.

Anyways, LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No.139446909
>>139446807
The art's well drawn, and full of excellent reaction images (although I really dislike the grossout style). Yeah, he's pretty opinionated on a lot of things. It's weirdly refreshing seeing seeing someone continue to publicly hold such cancelable opinions
>The good news is that there are probably a couple stories left
Yeah, I actually organized them for the Konductor a while back
>>139446807
>Interesting note, he seems to be roommates with Chad the Cartoon Nut.
That's so bizarre
>>139446898
>EVERY comic, Conductor. We can't skimp out now.
Exactly!
No.139446929
>>139446824
I hope it's edgy for the sake of being edgy. The alternative is so much worse.
>>139446898
>Sounds interesting, even if I'm loathe to check out a lot of IDW-focused stuff.
It was kind of a "hold my beer" thing for IDW. The series is so bland and open there's a lot to work with and knowing how things are going I wouldn't feel like there'd be any conflicts or the official comics would use any of the characters they don't already have in it.
No.139446966
>>139438757
I get the impression this guy does not like the Hunger Games.
No.139446985
>>139446909
>It's weirdly refreshing seeing seeing someone continue to publicly hold such cancelable opinions
He's a living time capsule of 90s and 2000s edge.
No.139446986
>>139438794
Sally's look in that first panel is such pure raw contempt it's like she's trying to kill Weepy with her eyes alone.
No.139447017
>>139446222
>Very recommended to use the Director's Cut hack of it made by the game's original programmer.
What are the differences?
No.139447037
>>139446985
Honestly that's exactly what I love about Tamers' stuff. Just some guy creating content like it's still the 00s
>>139447017
NTA but I believe it added Super Sonic and a bunch of QOL features. It's also the only Sonic mod that was made by one of the original developers, which is pretty cool in itself
No.139447052
>>139447017
The reply chain includes an assortment of the additions
No.139447065
>>139447037
Tamers has ascended. His shit is horribly offensive at face value but so fucking charming anyway. And actually funny too.
No.139447089
>>139447065
All of his characters are absolutely terrible people, but you can't help but love them anyway. Sleet and Dingo unironically have the best written gay relationship in any media
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No.139447094
>>139446469
Welp, this isn't problematic at all...
No.139447127
>>139447037
>NTA but I believe it added Super Sonic
Pretty sure Super Sonic appear in the original game, in the last level.

Also, was this director cut based on the Genesis version or the Saturn version?
No.139447150
>>139447127
Genesis
No.139447154
>>139447089
I love them all because of how much a bunch of dipshits they are. It's like why I like the fuckwits in Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
And yes, Sleet and Dingo's gay love is actually super fucking cute.
No.139447307
>>139447127
>Pretty sure Super Sonic appear in the original game, in the last level.
Admittedly it's been like a decade since I last played it
>>139447154
Exactly! it's pretty much Always Sunny in Mobius. I just love when they argue over petty things and then make up. Some real dysfunctional relationship goals!
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No.139447512
https://www.deviantart.com/yoshiyoshi700/art/Sally-doodle-982603930
No.139447615
>>139446985
>He's a living time capsule of 90s and 2000s edge.
Rather that than some irony poisoned crybully.
No.139447680
So lads, when Penders, years after he stopped writing for Archie, tweeted things like Sally canonically losing her virginity to Geoffrey or Rotor being gay, do you think he actually had those in mind at the time or do you think he was just trying to stir shit?
No.139447711
>>139447680
He seems like the kind of guy that would stir shit these days. He knows his infamy.
No.139447713
>>139447680
Had them in mind. Rotor was a planned storyline and Sally and Goeffrey were all up in eachother’s throats
No.139447796
>>139447680
>canonically
Even he said that it didn't happen. He said he wanted to do it but wasn't allowed to. Not like his word matters and Ian retconned a lot of his stuff which pissed him off.
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No.139448029
Long after this was posted in 2008, long after sprite comics stopped being a thing, long after people having their own websites stopped being a thing, I still remember this comic that kicked off an arc about Jules and Bernie.
No.139448081
>>139448029
I hate when dumb coomers think bernie would cheat on jules because he’s a robot because no sex. Fuck those guys. Sure the bedroom might be a lil dead at first until he gets some wicked new upgrades~
No.139448096
>>139448081
You're the only one who brought up cheating here.
No.139448114
>>139448096
Sorry, but it’s a thing people think she’d do.
No.139448141
>>139448081
Once the they hear about all the attachments Jules comes with, most of the ladies will willingly throw their men into the roboticizer
No.139448169
>>139448141
Shades of Sealab.
>Youuuuu! Wouldn't even have the strength, to control the hydraulic penis! 'cause it's big!
No.139448204
>>139448169
lmao, now I'm thinking of switching my husbando from Remington to Legionized Remington!
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No.139448236
We never did find out who this extravagant bitch was supposed to be, did we.
No.139448248
>>139448236
Artist is yoshiyoshi700 btw
No.139448311
>>139448236
shame she didn't get to showup, I wanted to see Sonic have sexual tension with a human woman who was actually super fine
No.139448324
>>139448311
Elise was super fine, I think.
No.139448334
>>139448236
I'm betting she was meant for frontiers as a disguise for the end to trick sonic.
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No.139448917
>>139447796
We already know he was her ex boyfriend, it's only logical he fucked her while Sonic was listening
No.139449407
>>139448917
>Aurora damn it, Geoffrey!
>What, Sonic? I said don't come in here! Sally, what'd I say?
>He said don't come in.
>Yeah, Sonic.

Speaking of Sterling and Barry, would the Moebius version of Geoffrey be a full body cyborg who frequenly converses with his even more bloodthirsty split personality Other Geoffrey? Could be useful against Scourge in a pinch, despises the man for cornholing his fiancé, but is an extremely dangerous loose cannon so he should really only be approached as a last resort.
No.139449426
>>139449407
>>139448917
*his fiancée
Wrong French case. This is Geoffrey, not Rotor.
No.139449509
>>139448358
Stinky man erasure variant.
No.139449655
>>139448917
No, it's not.
And he outright said he didn't said that story.
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No.139449819
>>139449509
He looks really good in this style ngl
No.139449834
>>139445749
Thanks, Pontaff! And thanks, Ian, for bringing it back up in your "Remember the time?"fest instead of just burying it, so now it definitely happened!
No.139449848
>>139449819
Ready to go into the Danger Zone.
No.139449865
>>139445749
Missing your bro is not being characterised as a "total pussy", anon.
No.139450060
>>139449865
>“I don’t know how to do this without you”
Ignoring the fact Tails used to frequently go on adventures without Sonic, and before he met Sonic, until they forced him into being Sonic’s cheereader and babysitted toddler.
No.139450083
>>139449655
It is. Sally ain’t no nun, she sucked that skunk cum and swallowed it
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No.139450105
>>139449407
I think there already was a meobius geoffrey, in the prison sonic universe. They made him french or something buy basically the same as normal.
I like your idea better
No.139450124
>>139450105
Yeah he was St. Croix
No.139450255
>>139450083
fanfictions don't count, anon.
No.139450277
>>139450255
It ain’t fanfiction, son. Geoffrey’s her ex boyfriend and Geoffrey’s writer gave word-of-god he popped her sweet little cherry
No.139450283
>>139450255
Anon, stop taking the bait.
No.139450296
>>139450277
>and Geoffrey’s writer gave word-of-god
He explicitly said he couldn't make it happen, anon.
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No.139450392 [Post deleted 13:39:44]
anons who refuse to stop feeding the trolls is why a certain other sonic place went to total shit. lets not let the same happen to us people. we are better than that

cute and canon!
No.139450442
>>139450296
He said he wasn’t there to physically write the issue where he takes her virginity. Not that it didn’t happen in the canon (which it did, and he says it did). You put out on the third date and Geoffrey canonically fucked her while sonic was playing with his tiny cocktail weenie at home
No.139450480
>>139438832
There's mildly claimable characters on this page, but this comic is too cursed to even try.
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>>139450392
Weird, the colors on your image is muted
Here’s better ver:

They are pretty cute I’ll admit, I like seeing Tails flustered
No.139450530
>>139450442
>(which it did, and he says it did)
Nope, he didn't. Fanfiction again.
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No.139450544
https://twitter.com/ialehlg/status/1701803589260161365
No.139450565
>>139450530
He did. He says Geoffrey took her virginity in canon, and he wish he were still on to write the physical issue. Deal with it, little buddy. You’ll grow up one day
No.139450587
Realistically if she was in a relationship with him they probably did have sex. That’s just to be expected.
No.139450592
>>139450565
>He did. He says Geoffrey took her virginity in canon
Nope. Making stuff up again, anon.
No.139450604
>>139450544
I like how Sonic has to unaturally say they're totally meant to be together as to act like that shit wasn't forced at all lmao.
No.139450607
>>139450565
proofs?
No.139450614
STOP TAKING THE FUCKING BAIT
No.139450656
>>139450392
>>139450501
Why is Chauvels like this? Not that I complain
No.139450661
>>139450592
Nope. Ken Penders, the author of the story, said Geoffrey took her virginity in canon. I’m gonna take the author’s word over some overweight manchild self-inserting as Sonic anyday. Sally’s pussy is full of Geoffrey’s cum. I’m sorry it’s so hard for you to cope with this fact.
No.139450680
>>139450661
>Ken Penders, the author of the story, said Geoffrey took her virginity in canon.
Not what he said, anon.
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No.139450693 [Post deleted 13:39:44]
>>139450656
Can you honestly blame her? Tails is cute as hell.
Also I'm actually surpised to my knowledge, she has no nsfw of sally despite her massive love for her. strange
No.139450701
>>139450680
Exactly what he said, little bro. In a conversation asking who Sally got fucked by, Penders replied that she had her virginity taken by Chad Geoffrey. He went on to reinforce this in multiple different convos since. Itms just a fact of life that Sally is Geoffrey’s sloppy seconds. You’ll learn to live with facts like this when you grow up and learn what it is to be a man little bro
No.139450706
I'm starting to get the impression this is a samefag.
No.139450718
>>139450701
>Exactly what he said
Nope.
No.139450741
>>139450706
NO SHIT SHERLOCK
No.139450768
>>139450718
Yep. Sorry little bro, Sally gave Geoffrey that gluk gluk and the author confirmed it
No.139450812
>>139450768
Anon, making things up won't make you magically right. You have zero source to back your claim and you know it.
No.139450868
Remember to report and ignore all samefags
No.139450879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R3cvbLsbAk
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No.139450916
>>139450812
Nope. Sorry little sonicbro but it’s canon, he took her virginity.
Note the difference between a definite tense: “Geoffrey canonically WAS faster than Sonic”, meaning it happened, and the one you desperately so want: a conditional perfect: “Geoffrey would have been”, meaning speculative. Geoffrey fucked her in canon and he just wasn’t on long enough to put pen to paper.
Maybe if Sonic is lucky she won’t have to tell him how big Geoffrey’s dick was when she licked it.
No.139450953
>>139450916
>the one story I couldn't tell
So it didn't happen.Thanks you for proving me correct. That's settled up.
No.139450988
>>139450953
He’s the author, he couldn’t write it but the author himself said Geoffrey was faster (fucked her)
No.139450991
>>139450879
>Vox
No.139451003
>>139450988
>He’s the author, he couldn’t write it
>he couldn’t write it
So it didn't happen. Thank you for settling that up.
No.139451045
>>139451003
Word of God is a thing, anon, doesn’t require being written down. And word of god says he FUCKED her!
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No.139451067
>>139438729
https://www.deviantart.com/deadny/art/STH-HOPELESS-FUTURE-CHAPTER-2-Pg-20-982737101
No.139451098
>30 year old skunk fucked 16 year old sally
Geoffrey’s pretty based honestly, should’ve done it when she was younger too
No.139451206
The fuck is this autism?
No.139451245
>>139451206
I suspect it's our friend who shall not be named at work.
No.139451368
>>139451206
In Archie Sonic Sally was in a relationship with a guy named Geoffrey before she and Sonic got together and the author made a tweet after he got fired saying that guy took Sally’s virginity
Probably because he was bitter at the series and wanted to be funny
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No.139451434 [Post deleted 14:24:26]
>>139450656
I like that Tails is paired with someone much more proactive and headstrong, Rouge would be the one to make the advance on him and he’d be roped in for the whole ride whether he likes it or not

Rouge makes the first move, informs Tails she thinks he’s cute, that he’s gonna take her somewhere fancy later that evening without a word of option for Tails, has fun with him for a few hours, and only then she pulls Tails by the wrist back to her place and wrings the soul right out of him until morning

Yeah it’s be easy to just rape him on the spot but Rouge is too classy for that, she’d wine and dine him first. So goes their next few dates as well, Tails is afraid to admit how much he looks forward to them
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No.139451534
Honestly, I can't see Archie Tails, specifically, with Cream working out. It would be an older woman with him. Archie Tails has seen too much shit. He's been unnaturally aged before his time.
No.139451667
>>139451534
It wouldn't work out too for the fact they barely talk to each other in the first place.
No.139451680
>>139451045
>Word of God
And Penders said he didn't tell that story. And no one at Sega or Archie comic said it did either. So it didn't happen
No.139451734
>>139451680
Word of God happens without a story being written. It is the word of the author, not the physical print, and the word of the author is that Geoffrey WAS (definite tense, not conditional, canon) faster than Sonic.
No.139451745
>dude le knuckles is a psycopath that never loses
What's the appeal?
No.139451762
>>139451667
and Cream wouldn’t be interested in Tails, she finds Sonic cool she doesn’t find nerds cool
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No.139451862
>>139451762
100% true but don't tell shippers that or they'll freak.
No.139451863
>>139451534
He’d probably also want to date someone above his age range just to stick it to Sonic and Fiona.
Tails dicking down Sally?
No.139451880
>>139451863
>spoiler
Yes!
Preferably while he wears the Fakeryway sunglasses
No.139451889
>>139451880
>Sally genuinely can't tell Tails in those sunglasses apart from Sonic
No.139451922
>>139451889
Also he paints himself blue
>“Sonic I don’t remember you being this big, what happened?”
>“uhh, umm…Chillidogs!”
No.139451924
>>139451734
>Word of God happens without a story being written
And he said that story wasn't told. So he said it didn't happen, anon.
No.139451942
>>139451924
He said he didn’t get to write it. It’s still canon, hence the fact Geoffrey WAS the one who fucked her and not would have been the one
No.139451966
>>139451942
>He said he didn’t get to write it.
So it didn't happen. Thank you.
No.139451977
>>139451863
>Spoiler
His Moebian counterpart is probably doing that
No.139451979
>>139451966
Word of god happens without needing to write, because all the author has to do is say so. Which the author did.
No.139452004
>>139451942
>hence the fact Geoffrey WAS the one who fucked her
Not what Pender said, anon. Being "faster in that department" (i.e. having sex) doesn't refer to Sally specifically.
No.139452039
>>139451979
>Word of god
Word of god say it didn't happen, anon.

> because all the author has to do is say so
Actually, it has to be sanctioned by Sega to be canon, anon.
No.139452214
>>139452004
It does. It refers to fucking Sally first.
>>139452039
Word of god said he WAS faster. Canonically Definitive tense. Not would have been.
No.139452269
God, I hate shipping autism and cuckshit. Almost makes me glad that Sonic Team will contue to produce the blandest shit until the end of time. It's not like they could write a worthwhile romance, barely anyone can these days.
No.139452356
>139452269
Anon, have you reached the desired conclusion of the conversation with yourself?
No.139452385
>>139452269
Rails won, Geoffrey won, Sonic lost. Cope and seethe.
No.139452398
>>139452214
>It does.
Speculations are not facts.
>Word of god said he WAS faster.
Not sanctioned by Sega
No.139452401
>>139447127
>Pretty sure Super Sonic appear in the original game, in the last level.
Not at all.
No.139452420
>>139452398
Said he WAS the one who fucked Sally first. Sorry lil bro
No.139452429
>139452398
>139452420
I'll take that as a no.
No.139452476
>>139452269
Same. It’s the reason I’ll always be glad Preboot archie is dead and buried, that shitty shit was shit. Even watered down bread is better than the archie garbage.
No.139452580
>>139452356
I'm not that faggot, he seems to be a guy that either just wants troll or is just lashing out thanks to some old wounds from the Archie days, it's fucking retarded, this entire back and forth is retarded. I just wanna grill for fuck sakes
No.139452588
>>139452420
Not what he said.
And he explicitly said that didn't happen, anon. Keep wanking to your fan-fiction.
No.139452635
>>139452401
My bad. Must have accidentally see him in a video of the director cut.
No.139452685
>>139452588
Literally what he said. He said he didn’t GET to write it but that it WAS what happened. Sorry that makes you so mad little bro but it’s just what actually happened real life do be that way
No.139452691
I refuse we have an anon that fucking retarded to reply to the baiter for hours. There is no way it isn't a troll/samefagger.
No.139452740
>>139452691
Yeah, this shit is so weird man. What's even the fucking point
No.139452752
>>139452740
To annoy us.
No.139452764
>>139452685
>Literally what he said
Nope,
>but that it WAS what happened
Not what he said, anon.

Sorry, that's just fanfiction for you.
No.139452814
>>139452691
It's one seething asshole trying to kill our thread for enjoying the wrong things
No.139452836
>>139452764
Literally what he said lmao
“Geoffrey WAS faster to fuck Sally than Sonic”
Geez louise you’re pretty desperate huh little bud?
No.139452876
Knuckles castrating Tails is funny
No.139452959
>>139452836
>“Geoffrey WAS faster to fuck Sally than Sonic”
LITERALLY not what he said. Learn the meaning of the word.
No.139453074
>>139452959
Read his word, little bro. Geoffrey WAAAAASSSSS faster than Sonic. Geoffrey WAAAAAASSS the one who popped Sally’s cherry. Sally WAAAAAAAAASSSS the one who took his cum inside her.
Sorry I had to do this to you little bro but I’m afraid Sonic just never had a chance against a real man like Geoffrey.
No.139453106
>>139453074
Sotry not told
Fanfiction
No.139453125
>>139453074
As much as you want to self-insert as Geofrroy, this will never be canon, anon.
Penders himself said it didn't happen.
No.139453184
>>139453125
>>139453106
Penders himself said it DID happen and that he just didn’t get the chance to weite it.
Word. Of. God.
Boom!
No.139453202
Sally probably remembered sex with Geoffrey every time they made out in front of Sonic. It’d be unrealistic for them to have dated and not have fucked, desu
No.139453305
>>139453184
>Penders himself said it DID happen
You failed to show that.
Enjoy your fanfiction.
No.139453323
>>139453202
Fanfiction.
No.139453401
Take your meds, samefaggot.
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No.139453512
>>139453305
I already showed that.
“Gepffrey WAS faster than Sonic”.
Sorry little bro she gargled old man skynk cum
No.139453537
>>139452385
I like Rails genuinely. Geoffrey was cringe.
I don’t mind that he had sex with Sally, just the character itself was cringe. Even when Ian took over and made him a gary stu who punked the FF. I remember reading the comic as a kid and thinking “Hershey? Geoffrey? Who the fuck are these show me Tails and Knuckles!”
No.139453545
>>139453508
This is cute. More?
No.139453573
>>139453512
>I already showed that.
Nope. All you showed was that the story was never told.
>“Gepffrey WAS faster than Sonic”.
"In that department" not Sally specifically.
No.139453585
>>139453573
In that department means the fucking Sally department. Geoffrey was faster.
No.139453596
>>139453401
No.139453702
>>139453585
>In that department means
So, speculation
Got it. Fanfiction.
No.139453740
>>139453702
Noe. Basic common sense and reading comprehension.
I’m very sorry you have to forego this to convince yourself Sally didn’t put out in the years that Geoffrey was her bf (she did, most likely many many times)
No.139453742
You don't fuck Sally.
Sally fucks you.
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No.139453777
>>139453766
>Sonic walking in on Geoffrey dicking down Sally again
No.139453783
>>139453740
>Noe. Basic common sense
Speculation.
Fanfiction.
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No.139453801
>>139453777
Fanfiction.
No.139453805
>>139453783
Basic common sense. Convo is about Geoffrey taking Sally’s virginity. Then Geoffrey was faster than Sonic in that regard. Faster means he fucked her first.
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>>139453742
I'd rather her AI Lynx friend
No.139453844
>>139453805
>Basic common sense.
Still speculation
Fanfiction. You have nothing.
No.139453869
>>139453805
>onvo is about Geoffrey taking Sally’s virginity. Then Geoffrey was faster than Sonic in that regard.
"In that department" General statement about having sex, not Sally specifically.
So speculation on your part.
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No.139453870
“Aw man this is worse than that time Sally had sex with her ex-boyfriend Geoffrey St John”
No.139453874
>>139440831
>gang when they find out about Overlander porn of them
No.139453879
>>139453869
About having sex…
with Sally. Convo was about Sally.
No.139453890
>>139443508
This artist hates Tails. Like, a lot.
No.139453910
>>139453879
>with Sally. Convo was about Sally.
Speculation.
Fanfiction.
No.139453918
>>139453870
I need more Family Guy fanart.
No.139453920
>>139446676
For a second, I forgot Eggman was even in this comic.
No.139453932
>>139453879
Penders said he COULDN'T tell that story, anon. If the story CAN'T be told, it didn't happen.
No.139453934
>>139453918
It’s a rule of the universe. If a series exists it will have a Family Guy fanart.
No.139453937
>>139446707
Amy pls
No.139453945
>>139453932
Yes it can. Word of God says Geoffrey WAS faster than Sonic.
No.139453956
>>139447680
He was 100% trying to stir shit.
No.139453978
>>139453945
>Word of God
Not word of God, anon. Penders is not the one who define who is faster than sonic.
No.139453980
>>139453890
He said it's satire
No.139453992
>>139450706
It is. He always replies to himself like this.

>>139451206
IDWkun having a meltdown and talking to itself. Again.
No.139454013
>>139451067
Claiming those Mobian twinks in the first panel.
No.139454025
>>139453992
Leaving out that there are distinctly 2 people replying to 1 troll, one of them also complained that he isn’t >>139452580
It’s just the same autist who always bitches about shipping Sally withh characters other than Sonic vs Idwkun
No.139454047
>>139452356
He has not. But hey - he's at least finally admitted that he's just here to shit up the thread.

>>139452691
He's literally just replying to himself until he can force the thread to bump limit.
No.139454053
>>139454025
It feels distinctly botty too. Let me try something
Speculation. Fanfiction.
No.139454085
>>139454025
Anon, the likelihood of it being more than 1 person is astronomically low. Especially when, as ultiple threads have proven, the "other person" NEVER replies to any post that isn't IDWkun and adamantly ignores any post telling him to stop replying to it. It's literally always him.
No.139454095
>>139454085
But I just showed you when he replied?
No.139454145
>>139454095
That's the other anon who always bitches about shipping in these threads.
No.139454155
>>139454145
How do we know that "other" Anon isn't also IDWkun?
No.139454211
>>139454155
We literally can't unless someone says soemthing that triggers him. It's like how it's difficult to tell if Ashfag or Boco are going to shit up a thread - if you don't say the shit that outs them immediately, they can go completely undetected for a good while.

At least the anti-Taiream schizo is consistent.
No.139454294
>>139454145
it's not it's the same anon that spams about their "AU" that is literally just Sally in a vest dating Sonic. They're hella insecure about Sally with anyone except Sonic which is why they're constantly crying about Shadow and Sally or Tails and Sally, and why they take the trollbait every single time. Also unsurprisingly make a fuss about shipping Nicole, Blaze or Rouge with other people because they ship them with Sonic too.
No.139454350
>>139454294
I don't think it's about being insecure about who Sally is dating and is more about an obsession about what is canon and what isn't.
No.139454369
>>139454350
I think it's about the arbitrary brain spasms of someone who's mentally ill.
No.139454644
>>139454350
That too. They do the same as itt when some Tailouge fag says 'cute and canon'
without realising they're obviously doing it because he's retarded and gets triggered and Tailouge fans find that hilarious
"Grr canon's not important that's why I'm gonna get triggered if someone says something I hate is canon" etcetera
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No.139454689
>>139454644
Technically, we don't actually know what kind of kiss Rouge gave to tails in Battles.
No.139454713
>>139454689
Canonically speaking the gamefiles said she kissed Tails on his "Red Rocket".
Whatever that means, must be a japanese metaphor
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No.139454737
>>139454644
>>139454689
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No.139454954
>>139454785
Antoine mah beloved.
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No.139455146
https://www.deviantart.com/rad654/art/A-Maelstrom-s-Mobius-Misadventure-Chap-1-Page-15-982674776
I don't know...
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No.139455162
>>139455146
https://www.deviantart.com/rad654/
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No.139455516
https://www.deviantart.com/nine-milestudios/gallery/24937865/chasm-s-passage
A Sonic adjacent comic for TP. I guess I didn't recommend this before so here it is, Chasm's Passage.
No.139455545
>>139455516
Claiming those two twinks. Sorry TP.
No.139455726
>>139454085
>>139454145
>>139454294
>>139454369
>>139454644
I actually missed this part of the thread today, was here earlier but thanks for shitting on me while i'm not here, very lovely and I'm not that fussy with pairings, I just am a bit focal about my dislikes which i've been trying to reign in
No.139455776
>>139455726
So it was you. Stop replying to trolls stupid, you're wasting everyone's time.
No.139455779
Let's talk about how the OP author has problems, he's also fat.
No.139455844
>>139455776
Dude, I literally just said I missed IDWkunt, I never replied to him in the thread cause I was asleep, fucks sake, fucking read
No.139455861
>>139455844
>ip count stayed the same
yeah right
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>>139455779
Does this look like something that someone with problems would draw?
No.139455917
>>139455871
Egad
No.139455940
>>139455861
look I literally just said I wasn't in this thread when it was an issue, I gain nothing from lying about that, cause what do I know since I'm just a dumb autsist who spams it seems
No.139456049
>>139455940
Nta, but just chill out. You’re fine and you shouldn’t really take what a shitposter says to heart anyway
No.139456079
>>139455940
Nta but if you're this sensitive you shouldn't be on 4chan you whiney little fag
No.139456103
>>139456049
I kinda do cause I really enjoy these threads and if I'm just annoying people with my inability to be quiet about my dislikes/opinions or shitty ideas i've barely developed I should just stop engaging, I don't want to ruin other peoples time here
No.139456120
>>139456103
too late for that, you already have. Leave.
No.139456128
>>139456103
In my experience, you literally aren’t that bad compared to other autists lol a Just chill out also we can all be chill.
No.139456235
>>139456128
alright thanks, It was annoying but a lil funny that I actually missed IDWkun the one time I'm blamed for engaging him, literally Lenny while Ned Flanders lost his shit stuff
No.139456259
Yo mama's so fat it took Sonic 81 days to get around her!
>>139456250