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Unofficial Sonic Storytime: Various Stories #61

No.133101483
Previous Thread: >>133086206

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Another night of comics! Let’s start with a series that moves into the future by five years. Everyone’s getting older and it’s just not the same anymore. But it seems that only Sonic can’t move on. Why can't he? Let’s find out in The New Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog!

https://www.deviantart.com/t-vict101

Also, last thread had an update for Tails Gets Trolled and Sonic the Continuation. Check the OP of the last thread for posts replying to it.
No.133101498
>>133101483
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No.133101508
>>133101483
>But it seems that only Sonic can’t move on. Why can't he?
Because he's a bitch motherfucker, that's why.
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No.133101511
>>133101483
Look at Eggman's little manboobies!
No.133101524
>>133101508
Shadow please.

>>133101511
Eggman is depressed. Just like me
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No.133101532
>>133101511
This is what happens when you're like 30 years older than your enemies.
No.133101536
>>133101511
>Look at Eggman's little manboobies!
And the anons thought there wouldn't be any fetish content!
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No.133101549
>>133101532
There's that spark!
>>133101498
Oh yeah!
>>133101524
:(
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No.133101560
>>133101549
Eggman and his clown feet.
No.133101574
>>133101532
>>133101549
>doesn't even really feel regret, he's just tired of the game
Never change Eggman.
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No.133101576
>>133101560
Let's head to the malt shop.
No.133101586
>>133101576
Another older Tails for my collection!
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No.133101595
>>133101576
Amy is beyond sick of Sonic's shit.
>>133101536
You can grab and hang off of them.
>>133101574
He needs to change and get back into THE GAME.
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No.133101608
>>133101595
I do like angry tough love Amy. Send her to IDW to whip that Sonic into shape.
>>133101586
Nein! He is still underage!
No.133101620
>>133101576
Oh no. It's the horned one herself. Careful, OP, the jannies are watching.
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No.133101626
>>133101608
Amy's so mad, you'd think he was dating and neglecting her for Eggman.
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No.133101642
>>133101626
This is like that Sonic Conic we did a short while ago. So what happens next is Sally dumps Sonic for Knuckles.
No.133101648
>>133101595
Amy is pissed.

>>133101608
14 is legal in some places!
No.133101649
>>133101608
I know he's licking his lips over the food, but I'm going to pretend he's looking forward to getting smacked around with Amy's hammer. At this point, he's privately admitted to himself that he wants her to just fucking step on him.
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No.133101661
>>133101642
This obsession is borderline schizo.
>>133101620
It's okay, she's covered up. Not half naked. Damn.
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No.133101684
>>133101661
>50 years in the future
>sonic still waits for eggman to attack them
>even though they're at his funeral
>sonic stares at the coffin, waiting for a robot to come out
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No.133101708
>>133101684
ENTER UNCLE CHUCK
And he's got himself some college girls with him!
No.133101714
>>133101576
>older Tails!
:)
>age: 14
:(
>>133101586
Tisk, tisk!
>>133101595
>You can grab and hang off of them.
Pendulous!
>>133101661
Why must Tails pose like that? Why couldn't the artist round up the age a bit?
No.133101715
>>133101511
>eggman man boobs
Have we had that yet?
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No.133101728
>>133101708
Can't wait for it all to be shown that an autistic Sonic is holding a snowglobe and nothing is real.
No.133101733
>>133101708
Nah, Chuck ain't that kind of guy.
No.133101743
>>133101661
Sonic, we're asking you to stop coming to your interventions drunk. Please.
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No.133101751
>>133101728
Are you... too slow now?
No.133101762
>>133101708
Let's hope he doesn't set Sonic up to be raped by Max like that one time.
No.133101767
Y'know, this idea that Sonic is creepily obsessed with Eggman, to the point of neglecting his loved ones, is not exactly off the mark given the IDW stuff.
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No.133101769
>>133101751
Starting to think that Sonic should've proposed to Eggman.
No.133101777
>>133101642
Whoa, that's a jarring shift in styles.
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No.133101791
>>133101769
>midlife crisis
>at age 21
Live fast. Age fast.
No.133101806
>>133101728
>Sonic is being treated like he's a mental case even by his own uncle
Don't worry Sonic, I'm sure Eggman will do something soon. Any day now...

>>133101751
Getting a little flustered aren't you, Slownic?
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No.133101820
>>133101791
There is also PTSD. I'm sure Sonic would twitch at things he feels is the sound of an Eggman attack.
No.133101824
>>133101769
>proposed to Sally
>is STILL fucking obsessed with Eggman
Amy was right; she SHOULD have hit him with the hammer.
No.133101831
>>133101769
>Sonic purposed to Sally
>Nigel is delighted
>Max is angry, ready to send the army after him
No.133101834
>>133101769
>Amy started her own restaurant chain and series of cafes.
Damn, girl. Get that paper!

It's funny how much shit Amy actually has going on for her, but it's relegated to background material. The tarot cards, baking, the fact that she's was apparently living on her own in Station Square in her teens.
No.133101843
>>133101820
What did Tails see?
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No.133101859
>>133101820
I always wondered if Eggman would try to groom Tails into being his successor or just concede to the young genius at some point. There's just one problem. This is the last page.
No.133101860
>>133101769
Forbidden walrus and chipmunk, saucy!
>>133101843
An old pic of his mother!
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No.133101895
>>133101859
Only thing that's left is this cover. This artist has done Wedding Woes, which I would consider a sequel of sorts to this since that covers Sonic and Sally's wedding. Their current series is Sonic Freedom but that hasn't updated in a while. But now let's move on to the next comic.
No.133101898
>>133101831
>Nigel is delighted
Yes, but he does pull Sonic aside for a moment to politely inform him of the consequences should things go wrong. He might be the good king, but remember he can still get bitch on you. Just ask Team Dark.
No.133101926
>>133101859
>This is the last page.
Shit, I was ready for Tails to go full "Adventures of Silver The Hedgehog" again.
No.133101934
>>133101859
>There's just one problem. This is the last page.
DAMMIT. Cockblocked. Agreed, the idea that Eggman would try to corrupt Tails into his apprentice or something is great premise for a story.
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No.133101940
>>133101895
This comic has a good amount of edge and an interesting setup. Shame there's only 15 pages of this but let's see what we have. This is Enerjak's Curse!

https://www.deviantart.com/mangaartist119
No.133101947
>>133101859
>Eggman wants to groom Tails into being the next world-conqueror
Y'know, normally I'd say this would have no chance of working, but given how insane we've been repeatedly shown Tails actually is behind his high-functioning appearance, this is actually pretty terrifying as a possibility.
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No.133101959
>>133101940
ENTER MONKEY KHAN
And he isn't looking so good!
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No.133101964
>>133101859
>This is the last page.
Clearly, blueballing the readers is the author's fetish
>>133101898
Pic related!
>>133101934
Would love to see that
No.133101981
>>133101959
Monke Khan
No.133101987
>>133101959
>And he isn't looking so good!
Yeah, he's supposed to have the best pecs in all of Mobius!
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No.133101991
>>133101959
RIP that random mobian.
>>133101926
>>133101934
Yeah. Sucks when it happens but at least we got an issue before it stopped.
>>133101947
There is that one game where Tails and Eggman have to work together and become friends to that point that Sonic gets annoyed.
No.133102004
>>133101964
These threads were never the same after the conductor got banned and we read Chaos the first time.
No.133102018
>>133101898
He would threaten Sonic in such gentlemanly yet serious way. I wonder what would be Nigel's epitaph for since Maximilian got "Max the Cursed"

>Nigel The Bold
>Nigel The Awesome
>Nigel The Brave
>Nigel The Bad Motherfucker
No.133102021
>>133101940
Oh boy, Enerjak!

>>133101959
>feet
Fuck, but it's also Monkey Khan so I can excuse it.
No.133102024
>>133101508
Sonic didn't sleep with your wife, Eggman
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No.133102025
>>133101991
Famous last words.
>>133101964
If it means anything, I get blueballed before anyone else.
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No.133102041
>>133102025
Fight!
No.133102042
>>133101991
That's a clean burning hell I tell you what
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No.133102051
>>133102041
Yeah this isn't looking good for Khan.
No.133102054
>>133101940
>Enerjak
Just call Mogul he'll take care of it
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No.133102076
>>133102051
Second night in a row where a brutal beatdown involves a broken arm.
No.133102089
>>133102051
Not his pecs!
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No.133102096
>>133102076
Hey, that means you get to survive!
No.133102112
>>133101991
RIP
No.133102113
>>133102076
That was his 'Acorn fucking' arm too!
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No.133102115
>>133102096
I can see!
No.133102120
>>133102004
Punished Konductor,
A storytimer denied his waifu
I actually enjoyed Chaos, apart from the Max bit. I hope she starts making her next comic soon.
>>133102025
>If it means anything, I get blueballed before anyone else.
Yeah, there's nothing worse than finding an interesting comic that just stops
>>133102076
>Second night in a row where a brutal beatdown involves a broken arm.
And this one's a cybernetic arm, so you know Enerjak's not messing around
No.133102130
>>133102024
I'm pretty sure Martha fucked everyone except Amy and Tails.
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No.133102131
>>133102115
>another comic where sally is covered up
Le sigh...
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No.133102153
>>133102131
Someone's been fucking things up! But we know it's Enerjak. Shame we don't which one it is.
No.133102154
>>133102089
Ah, a fellow connoisseur!
>>133102113
At least he's got three more and a prehensile tail!
>>133102131
>Le sigh...
Ha!
No.133102155
>>133102051
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

>>133102076
Losing arms seems common in the Sonic fandom.
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No.133102172
>>133101769
>>133101824
it's well known that blue menace cannot live without him
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No.133102173
>>133102153
The Dragon Kingdom isn't an easy place to fuck over. There's the various ninja tribes and maybe the Iron Queen is there as well.
No.133102180
>>133102131
You had your chance to get a blowjob, Conductor
No.133102192
>>133102153
>spoiler
Dimitri should still be redeemed at this point, so it's probably Knuckles.
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No.133102198
>>133102173
And yeah, Monkey Khan is one of the strongest people on the planet, especially when he's powered up. He was able to beat Mecha Sally one on one.
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No.133102219
>>133102198
Gotta go!
No.133102223
>>133102198
Being one of the strongest people on the planet matters very little when compared to Enerjak, to be fair.
No.133102230
>>133102172
Sonic is just being cautious, Jonah
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No.133102250
>>133102219
And... that's it! Last page came out in 2017. Damn shame. Now we'll take out only 10 minute break for the night and when we come back, we'll do a comic with an interesting and very meta premise.
No.133102257
>>133102172
Oh, just like how a certain journalist can't live without Spider-Man? You of all people do not get to talk shit about obsession.
No.133102270
>>133102198
>He was able to beat Mecha Sally one on one.
His pec hypnotism only works on women and gay men though, I guess this Enerjak doesn't swing that way. His loss!
>>133102250
Foiled again!
No.133102271
>>133102223
Damn. Chaos energy makes you that powerful? Maybe Locke had a point
No.133102330
>>133102271
It's the most powerful thing in the Archie continuity, to the point where most of their deities are just powerful chaos force users (Ancient Walkers, Aurora, Green Knuckles, arguably Enerjack)
No.133102353
>>133102250
>Rotor has his reboot design
>Antoine is preboot
>Sally is covered, but seems to be a weird mix
>Monkey Khan and Enerjak are both preboot
This continuity is weird.
No.133102397
>>133102330
Enerjak should definitely count, since it's his power that makes Mogul into Master Mogul who could directly contest and fatally woundthe Ancient Walkers and in fact, draining Chaos Knuckles (whose power is the same as when he's Knuckles-Enerjak) is what gave him the means to take advantage of the imbalance made by Knuckles later on to absorb the entire Chaos Force. He'd technically be the single strongest Chaos Force user period if it weren't for the fact that Enerjak's mentality is based on who becomes him and the title is usually mangled by retards.
No.133102403
>>133102173
>Espio's Ninja Clan is getting wiped out
>The Bride of Constant Vigil, Espio's Mother, last words are
>"Fuck The Brotherhood. It's their fault"
No.133102418
>>133102397
*mantled
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No.133102456
>>133102250
It's the end of Sonic Generations and things are supposed to end one way. But they end another way. Iizuka will not be happy! This is Change!

https://www.deviantart.com/gingygin
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No.133102473
>>133102456
Normally I'd double up pages like this since some of them are 1-2 panels but I think it's fine this time.
No.133102489
>>133102456
>>133102473
Are they going to fuse?
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No.133102502
>>133102473
https://youtu.be/ZL4MGwlZuAc
No.133102505
>>133102353
There's not that many fans of his preboot design, well there's one mega fan of him. I guess they prefer the reboot, I prefer the more athletic design too.
>>133102397
Yeah, Enerjak's extremely powerful (and probably the most powerful), just badly written (at least prior to Flynn). He got defeated by a collapsing building and one-shotted by Mogul, which is a pretty poor record. Would've loved to see someone competent mantle him, like Finitivus.
>>133102456
Breaking out all of those manga brushes!
No.133102516
>>133102489
They should fuck. Selfcest is all in right now.
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No.133102517
>>133102502
Partied too hard.
>>133102489
The opposite.
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No.133102533
>>133102517
Something's up.
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No.133102544
>>133102533
Sonic hit puberty! Again! Double puberty! Now his voice is even deeper!
No.133102546
>>133102517
>spoiler
Oooooh.

>>133102533
Breaking the fourth wall, Sonic? That's a paddlin'.
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No.133102558
>>133102544
That's right! We've gone meta!
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No.133102574
>>133102558
Let's see what Tails has to say about all of this.
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No.133102598
>>133102574
>TAILS
>HOLY FUCK
No.133102602
>>133102558
SONIC STOP BREAKING THE 4TH WALL
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No.133102614
>>133102598
Everyone's here!
>>133102546
>Breaking the fourth wall, Sonic? That's a paddlin'.
It's not a punishment if you enjoy it.
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No.133102628
>>133102614
I was joking about Sonic hitting puberty again. But Tails actually did.
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No.133102638
>>133102628
Tell us, Tails!
No.133102654
>>133102614
>everyone has wraps
Did the two world fuse and turn into the Boom universe?
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No.133102655
>>133102638
I don't even know if the Zone Cops would know what to do with this.
No.133102664
>>133102598
Poor Vector

>>133102614
Everyone looks older, even Charmy!
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No.133102670
>>133102655
You are free. Sega of Japan has no control over you anymore.
>>133102654
They got dumped back to their world and were fucked up in the process.
No.133102677
>>133102655
...Zone Cops? A little help?
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No.133102682
>>133102670
Why so serious, Knuckles?
>>133102664
Charmy doesn't need to have brain damage anymore!
No.133102691
>>133102655
>>133102670
Hold on. So, the two universes split into the games continuity, and this comic? ... OKAY?
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No.133102697
>>133102682
If I didn't know what would happen next, I would be concerned about Knuckles blushing.
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No.133102717
>>133102697
Very honorable.
>>133102691
Yes. There's a version that continue in the games but this version of the characters can do whatever they want.
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No.133102738
>>133102717
This could lead to some real degeneracy but I can assure you all that it does not.
No.133102743
>>133102717
That's really nice Knuckles, you're a good lad, you didn't deserved to get microwaved
No.133102748
>>133102691
Conductor was right when he said this was going to be meta as hell.

>>133102697
Knuckles can finally fuck Rouge!
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No.133102749
>>133102677
Hell no! You're on your own on this one. Jesus Fucking Christ...
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No.133102753
>>133102738
It's a good thing Knuckles put his hand in the pile last. Also, 10 more pages and we'll see what I think is the best page ever.
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No.133102770
>>133102753
>sonic's house
This really is different from the games.
No.133102787
>>133102753
Everyone is happy to have free will
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No.133102790
>>133102770
Again, perfect setup for something degenerate but no.
>>133102743
It is very wholesome.
>>133102748
EVERYONE CAN FUCK!
No.133102797
>>133102738
>This could lead to some real degeneracy but I can assure you all that it does not.
I was gonna say!

>Yo, we're no longer under Sega's control!
>... So, orgy?
>ORGY, BABY!
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No.133102798
>>133102749
Bah, who needs you anyway! All we need is another Super Genesis Wave!
No.133102801
>>133102770
Does Sonic have a house? i know Tails does but i never saw Sonic's
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No.133102804
>>133102790
Is Sonic Boom responsible for the "give Sonic a scarf" trend?
>>133102787
FREEEEEEDOOOOOOM!
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No.133102831
>>133102804
So excited and happy!
>>133102797
Exactly! This artist is staying away from the easy pitfalls of coomerthink.
>>133102801
Not the game version. He either bums it out or stays at Tails' place.
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No.133102856
>>133102831
>the girls go shopping
Of course.
>shadow is at maria's grave
Of course!
>sonic is calling someone
But who?
No.133102869
>>133102804
>Still no pants
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No.133102871
>>133102856
Jack?
No.133102872
>>133102770
>Sonic has a home
>He still just goes and eats Tails food.
No.133102879
So who's secretly a creepy psycho who is no longer being restrained from stabbing people? My money's on Cream.
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No.133102888
>>133102871
Nani?!
>>133102869
Pantsless as all good mobian males should be.
No.133102896
>>133102787
At last. True freedom.

>>133102804
That's a good look on him.

>Is Sonic Boom responsible for the "give Sonic a scarf" trend?
There were probably older pieces of fanart before it, but Boom is what popularized it I think.
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No.133102910
>>133102888
>sega mandated that sonic could never contact his parents
Iizuka...
>>133102872
I can see that.
>>133102879
Most will say Tails.
No.133102916
>>133102879
Tails.
No.133102921
>>133102888
>Your son
What?
No.133102922
>>133102856
I'd say that shopping is a really outrageously mundane thing to do as one of your first major acts of free will, but I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Sega actually got pissy about the characters going fucking shopping of all things.
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No.133102931
>>133102910
Here it comes! I swear this next page is exploitable.
No.133102952
>>133102931
He's either going to take a shit or the dimentional shift that happen is about to get fixed
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No.133102955
>>133102931
10/10 GOTY PAGE
No.133102967
>>133102888
>>133102910
Fuck Izuka. Seriously. The no families rule is honestly kinda creepy if you think about it.
No.133102969
>>133102869
As it should be.

>>133102888
>>133102910
Iizuka seethes with rage at this development.
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No.133102981
>>133102955
And that's how Sonic stays in shape.
>>133102922
They have closets full of the exact same clothes and are forced to wear them.
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No.133103002
>>133102955
Congratulations Sonic!
No.133103007
>>133102931
Thank god, i thought everything was going back to normal before we could get a taste of freedom sonic
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No.133103009
>>133102981
A very happy Sonic!
>>133102952
>take a shit
Close.
>>133102967
Yeah.
No.133103014
>>133102922
They don't even have an economy or even have close friends in some cases and you think they're allowed to go shopping for basic commodities?
No.133103024
>>133102916
>>133102910
>Tails is a mother fucking combat knife master
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No.133103026
>>133103009
But the happiness is cut short.
>>133102969
The will of Vin Deisel shall not be denied! Unless it's The Rock.
No.133103040
>>133102955
>>133102981
>Sonic needs a minute after he starts to come to terms with the fact his entire life has been strictly dictated by yakuza cocksleeves

>>133102981
>They have closets full of the exact same clothes and are forced to wear them.
Can we please call a moratorium on this trope, by the way. I kinda hate it when characters only ever wear one outfit, ever.
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No.133103041
>>133103026
Go Sonic!
No.133103045
>>133102955
CONGRATULATIONS

>>133103009
My boy won. Fuck SoJ and fuck Iizuka.
No.133103066
>>133103026
Iizuka's ninjas finally caught up with them and their continuity deviation.
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No.133103075
>>133103041
I like that Sonic doesn't care about not being able to swim. He's getting to his parents ASAP.
No.133103076
>>133103026
The SEGA business men got him
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No.133103092
>>133103075
New mandate. Sonic is not allowed to be happy.
No.133103100
>>133103076
>they went TROOOOOOOOO FAAAR so Iizuka sent a hit squad on his parents
Jesus christ
No.133103101
>>133103075
He can just run on the water. Also, it's crazy how we never actually see Christmas Island in the games.
No.133103104
>>133103092
>Sonic is not allowed to be happy.
But that's the old mandate
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No.133103110
>>133103092
Who could be behind this? It's not Sega but that would be really cool if it was.
No.133103117
>>133103075
>Sonic gets to his Parents
>It's Jules, Paulie & his wife, Bernadette, Aleena, Longclaw, Tom, Maddie all beating the shit out of someone.
No.133103120
>>133103092
>Iizuka: Did yu really t'ink yu could get away, Sonikku?
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No.133103132
>>133103110
https://youtu.be/wC3v_B-9_DM
No.133103133
>>133103104
No, the old mandate is "Sonic isn't allowed to feel anything"
No.133103148
>>133103132
EGGGGGMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
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No.133103152
>>133103132
I know what'll happen next. Go ahead, claim them.
No.133103168
Fun fact: Christmas Island is actually a real island. It has giant crabs that live on land, and others which also live on land, that are red and migrate to the oceans to spawn every year.
No.133103169
>>133103152
What a handsome DILF. Also mine now.
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No.133103172
>>133103152
Not the family reunion Sonic had in mind.
No.133103175
>>133103132
>Eggman is also freed from Sega's control
>first thing he does is kidnaps Sonic's parents
Not remotely surprised. What a piece of shit.
No.133103177
>>133103132
>Eggman without any mandates saying he should always lose
Oh no...
No.133103193
>>133103172
It's kind of funny how literally nobody considers the fact that if they're free of the mandates, then so is Eggman.
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No.133103197
>>133103172
>kidnap his parents right when he talks to them for the first time in 5 years
>be surprised that he's FUCKING PISSED
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No.133103215
>>133103197
Oh Eggman, this is beyond personal. That makes it much worse to Sonic.
No.133103224
>>133103168
>Sonic's home is full of crabs

>>133103197
Now that there are no longer any mandates against onscreen murder, he can finally kill Eggman too!
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No.133103229
>>133103215
Just be lucky that he didn't take your head off with that attack, Eggman.
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No.133103237
>>133103172
>>133103197
OH MY, JUST LOOK AT THE TIME, EGGHEAD!

MOM, DAD. YOU'RE GONNA WANNA COVER YOU EYES AND EARS!!!
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No.133103248
>>133103229
Sonic's mom is so fucking thicc. My god.
>>133103224
He looks like he intends to do that.
No.133103250
>>133103229
Why does Eggman still think he's fucking around? The time for games stopped the moment he brought his parents into this.
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No.133103259
>>133103248
>didn't kill eggman
Sonic, you fool!
No.133103264
>>133103248
She's also literally only dressed in an apron.
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No.133103275
>>133103259
Time to make Sonic regret that.
No.133103281
>>133103259
>*Smirk*
Here it comes
No.133103284
>>133103229
>>133103248
>>133103250
This is why most villains actually don't bother going after loved ones. Heroes suddenly way less about their ethics once you "attack the heart" so to speak.
No.133103293
>>133103259
Sonic, just spindash straight through his torso and be done with it.

>>133103275
Damn it Sonic!
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No.133103303
>>133103275
>oof
Big oof!
>>133103250
He's really pushing his luck.
>>133103264
>practically a naked apron.
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No.133103315
>>133103303
Looks like you got two new parents, Sonic!
No.133103325
>>133103303
Look at that size difference between Sonic's dad and his mom.
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No.133103333
>>133103315
You wouldn't have to be trying to escape if you killed Eggman.
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No.133103349
>>133103333
Quickly now!
No.133103353
>>133103333
Seriously, Movie Sonic learnt to just instantly try and aim to kill with the guy when he started threatening his parents (and his little dog), so I'm not sure why this Sonic held back.
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No.133103363
>>133103349
We have color! And there's only four more pages after this.
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No.133103375
>>133103363
Aw shit!
No.133103380
>>133103315
>Eggman made giant robots based on his parents
Definitely one of his weirder plans.

>>133103363
>spoiler
Noooooooo
No.133103388
>>133103333
Or at least cripple him at super speed. That's something about superheroes that always bothered me. Sure, opposed to killing. Fair enough. Break their fucking legs then.
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No.133103396
>>133103375
Daddy's pissed now!
No.133103398
>>133103375
Oh fuck!
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No.133103410
>>133103396
You think that's going to work on him?
No.133103412
>>133103363
So wait, she was wearing ONLY the apron? What were they doing before Sonic called?
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No.133103440
>>133103410
I don't think it did. Shame that this is the last page. Tomorrow at 9pm we'll do more comics!
No.133103447
>>133103412
Addressing that empty nest syndrome, obviously.
No.133103528
>>133103440
Thanks Conductor
No.133103543
>>133103440
>Nov 29, 2019
A shame, but to be honest instead of more edge i would love to see the characters be themselves without the SEGA's corporate autism all over them, just go to a picnic and have Shadow smile more or something, have them do something new with their lives
No.133103595
>>133103440
>metal was starting to deform from the moment the fist touched it
Yeah, Jack is ridiculously strong just with that alone. Probably about on par with Knuckles, since I don't think most incarnations of Sonic could break a major badnik just by punching it.

So Sonic has a super strong dad in at least one continuity that we've done.
No.133103606
>>133103528
No problem.
>>133103543
What's that? You want more shipping comics? Very well!
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No.133103675
https://twitter.com/AshofOurTime/status/1531809469293813760
No.133103790
>>133103675
An AU that more directly follows from Dragonball could be interesting to explore in all honesty. Especially with Rouge as a focus character.
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No.133103805
>>133103675
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No.133103947
>>133103805
No.133103978
>>133102628
Ha, now I can make lewd comments about Tails!
>>133102670
>You are free. Sega of Japan has no control over you anymore.
It's time for everyone to emote with their ears and Team Dark to have a BFF party!
>>133102717
Knux continues to be best boy
>>133102804
>Is Sonic Boom responsible for the "give Sonic a scarf" trend?
That and Nathan Drake
>>133102888
Gasp!
>>133102955
Perfect!
>>133103075
Deepest lore!
>>133103132
>signed Iizuka
No.133104061
>>133103152
they're both pretty hot
>>133103169
Damn it, every time I step out someone beats me!
>>133103237
And step back from the splash zone!
>>133103440
>>133103595
I'm assuming they beat the shit out of Robotnik as a family and lived happily ever after. Thanks konductor!
>>133103675
pretty cool
No.133104096
>>133103805
Toriyama sanics are actually pretty cute.
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No.133104126
No.133104216
>>133103947
>Mighty and Ray in the Toriyama style
Haha, YES
No.133104243
>>133102749
I assume there's ziles and ziles of paperwork where a new universe is concerned, but speaking as a laymen I think this universe has a "right" to its continued existence.
Though, that has the unsettling implication of Universes that don't have this right. Which is not a thought I want in my head as I stare at the ceiling tonight.
But I'll be having it.
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No.133104298
No.133104323
>>133104126
Knuckles is adorable when he's grouchy
No.133104399
>>133102955
>WE ARE
>PROUD
>OF *BLAAARGH* YOU
It's beautiful in a shitposty way.
No.133104517
>>133104399
It's unironically one of my favorite pages out of the entire ride. It's weird, a little disgusting and overly dramatic, but incredibly soulful. Frankly it's what all fancomics should aspire to
No.133104974
>>133104517
Exactly.
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No.133105144
>>133101991
Also in Chronicles, if you get to the part where Eggman's talking about how weird it is he's working with the good guys, then you choose Sonic's negative dialogue option that you never want to do it again, he says he thinks Tails is gonna want to work with him someday. This is before Tails and Eggman actually team up in the game, by this point they'd only upgraded the Tornado together.
No.133105231
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MT49iSBDf88
well, /co/?
No.133105301
>>133105231
Pretty good so far, even if there were no boys to ogle. Interesting choice for ending song, a Spanish cover of Look-a-like?
No.133105427
>>133105144
It must unnerve Tails that the person he probably has the most in common with is also the same person who is so hellbent in world domination.
No.133106130
>>133104517
Truly an ideal.
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No.133106142
>>133101483
Tangle and Whisper New Roads Cover
https://www.deviantart.com/avaarcticfox
Pretty good cover.
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No.133106326
>>133101483
Sapphires of Reality Alternate Page 31-32
https://sthsoracomic.tumblr.com/
>instincts from being a sub
No, no, not THAT kind of sub. I think.
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No.133106332
>>133106326
I'll be honest, I still don't know exactly what's going on. Do they really not know that they're Sonic and Shadow? Did they just hop into the bodies of their human counterparts?
No.133106376
>>133106326
I dread what kind of meaning "sub" has here if that's not it, then.

>>133106332
Yeah, it's weird. They DID react to the kid having similarities to Tails though and even changed their names since Sonic is an actual media property in this universe, so I think they know and are just acting secretive for whatever reason.

There also still hasn't been any explanation of that eldritch abomination that they were fighting against.
No.133106556
>>133105144
I actually like the idea that Eggman respects Tails, in a way. This came up a bit in IDW too. "Prower would never be this sloppy.". Makes sense, kid is the only one around who's on a similar level of intellect.

>>133105427
Can't help that, again, he's one of the few other people around he could have a proper nerdy conversation with.
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No.133106595
I think these two would go well together.
No.133106694
>>133106595
A crackier ship than most, but imagine.
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>>133101661
>It's okay, she's covered up.
>It's okay
>O K A Y
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No.133106796
>>133102004
>tried to do Jules RP whilst reading
>said things as a joke without knowing they actually happen in the story and in a fucked up way
>immediate regret
>never did RP ever again
No.133106800
>>133106731
AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
No.133106804
>>133102798
That's how we get into messes like these, you two jackasses!
No.133106834
>>133106796
Running with the fucked up shit is kind of what you have to do on the Ride, but yeah. I can see how that would break someone the first time through.

I hadn't read Chaos until Pain Conductor did it, but I was well aware of THAT moment before it happened so it didn't affect me as much
No.133106877
>>133106326
>No, no, not THAT kind of sub.
Maybe I'm just too degenerate, but I honestly can't think of what sort of sub they're talking about here, other than the fun kind. Substitute parent maybe?
>>133106332
>I still don't know exactly what's going on.
Yeah, it feels like it's a story about to people who vaguely resemble Sonic and Shadow who may or may not have their memories.
>>133106731
Hissssss! While she's technically covered up more than Sonic, I don't think that'll help
>>133106796
Most of us had no idea what we were in for. Personally, I enjoy reading all the RPing in these threads, even if I rarely reply
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No.133106977
>>133106731
You know a great place for Sally content?
>>>/plus/co/445531
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No.133107428
Shadow... I think Sonic needed that...
No.133107476
>>133106977
*gasp
You're turning the speak easy into a speak sleazy!
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No.133107804
https://www.deviantart.com/tibzonoa
Interesting artist. Interesting art. Interesting way to name all their submissions. Here's a comic page. Seems there's a Silver and Blaze wasteland AU of some kind. There's other stuff, not really comics but worth a look for those interested.
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No.133107942
Hey... remember that Dark Doppels comic we did? Did you know that there's an earlier version of it and that one has even more content?

Also, I'm building up for another twitter comic night. Plenty of good stuff. Mostly shipping though.
No.133108138
>>133107942
>Plenty of good stuff. oh bo-
>Mostly shipping though.
nvm fuck this shit im out
No.133108389
>>133107804
>Interesting artist. Interesting art. Interesting way to name all their submissions.
Very reminiscent of Knockabiller. Suspiciously so. I smell drama, but don't plan on investigating
>>133107942
>Hey... remember that Dark Doppels comic we did? Did you know that there's an earlier version of it and that one has even more content?
Oh boy, Sonic better run!
>Also, I'm building up for another twitter comic night. Plenty of good stuff. Mostly shipping though.
Well if it's twitter, at least there'll be lots of Sonadow!
No.133108696
>>133108389
>Well if it's twitter, at least there'll be lots of Sonadow!
I find Sonadow on DA and tumblr more than twitter. Twitter is at least 70% Sonamy.
No.133108877
>>133108696
>I find Sonadow on DA and tumblr more than twitter. Twitter is at least 70% Sonamy.
Fascinating, I guess the artists I've been looking into are all fujos then. That said, Arsworlds is on twitter and they are the reigning champion of Sonamy
No.133109005
>>133108877
Even weirder, I find a lot of Sonuckles that even rivals Sonadow. Maybe the fujo side doesn't crossover as much. Shadamy is also more common for me.
No.133109067
>>133109005
That really is odd. Sonuckles and Shadamy are pretty rare in general, which is frustrating since they're two of my favorites
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No.133110062
Then who are the Incredibles?
No.133110217
>>133110062
>I'm the greatest good you're ever gonna get!!
If only Amy was ballsy enough to actually say that to chastenic.
No.133111337
>>133107428
Sonic is fucking dead
No.133112275 [Post deleted 14:43:47]
Boop
No.133113368
>>133110062
The Chaotix
No.133113613
>>133113368
>so Espio, you don't know where Vector is... would you like to find out?
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No.133114404
No.133115028
>>133113368
Spot on
No.133115191
>>133107942
Conductor have this ones that I found from Kaylla, didn't need to translate this time.

>https://twitter.com/KayllaCat/status/1530425669938823170?s=20&t=08f5grS9MVqMb9Sqq3BuLQ
>https://twitter.com/KayllaCat/status/1487505874973339653?s=20&t=08f5grS9MVqMb9Sqq3BuLQ
>https://twitter.com/KayllaCat/status/1456790348940840964?s=20&t=08f5grS9MVqMb9Sqq3BuLQ
No.133115382
>>133113368
Ahhhh
No.133116245
>>133115191
Very nice!
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No.133116936
Sonic and Dragon Ball is always great together.
No.133117311
>>133103675
>>133103805
>>133103947
>>133104126
>>133104298
This artist's only crime is not making more and more of these
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No.133117320
https://www.deviantart.com/thatcrazyfoxboy
>artist that likes tails, mario characters, and ships
No.133117322
>>133114404
>Omegasunburst
This Rouge doesn't look thicc enough to be his...
No.133117345
>>133117320
>ships
>as in literal ships
kek
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No.133117428
>>133116936
>Knuckolo's hands
You know... I've always wondered if Knuckles actually has spiky knuckles, or those are just a plus of his gloves...
No.133117955
A little bit of everything.
>>133117944