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>>130646538The year is 2041, and most of the world is an irradiated wasteland. With almost all of humanity wiped out, the remainder live in small fortified enclaves scattered around what remains of the planet. Few satellites have survived the disaster, meaning there is only enough bandwidth for a small recreational imageboard.
On that board, the remainder of humanity discuss sequential images centered on a blue hedgehog in a ritual known as The Ride™. Now in its 20th year, 6,900 (Nice!) imagesets have been shown by an individual known as Konductor-kun, delivered through an artifact known as The List, which he assures posters is 'cutting down'.
Posters communicate using an esoteric dialect centered on attractive young homosexuals, microwaves, news reporters, inter-dimensional police officers, and the terminal portions of legs. Ready for a break so the official Storytime Conductor can storytime IDW issues 150-200, Konductor-kun posts Shock and Awe #21.
Truly, The Ride™ never ends.