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Archie Sonic Storytime #63

No.140975705
Previous Thread: >>140957028

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Sonic #124-126
It’s finally happened! Sonic and Sally are finally together! No ambiguity about it! And these two lovebirds are wasting no time in going further than that! No, not like that. But this romance is about to get one hell of an interruption as Mobius is under attack by the Xorda! How bad are they? They wiped out all life on the planet once and they’re planning on doing that all over again! Also, the return of Shadow! And Knuckles is there, too! But wait, aren’t those two dead?

Question: From the start of this series to this point, what do you think of Sonic and Sally’s relationship?
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No.140975726
>>140975705
It's Sonic Adventure 2: The Sequel!
No.140975730
>>140975705
>And these two lovebirds are wasting no time in going further than that!
Damn mobians and they're lack of SexEd,
No.140975731
>>140975705
>Question
I like it and will always continue to like it but I wish it didn't get thrown around when people like penders came on board with his shit.
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No.140975748
>>140975726
Here's your Sonic 2 recap, bro.
No.140975755
>>140975726
>I AM Ow the Edge
No.140975757
>>140975726
ENTER
https://youtu.be/IOw6B0dDD_U?si=WvxKL5ZMGvU-NqzS
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No.140975776
>>140975748
Based Bem!
>>140975730
Hey now!
>>140975731
It's such a shame.
No.140975782
>>140975748
Maria with the crazy eyes
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No.140975790
>>140975776
Now for the not so based aliens.
No.140975795
>>140975776
damn these alien babes can power a super form for that long
No.140975797
>>140975776
>Saved from Black Doom
BRAVO ARCHIE
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No.140975819
>>140975790
>here i go again
Couldn't have said it better myself.
>>140975782
>a hedgehog is fine, too
No.140975822
>>140975705
>Question
It's alright. I don't have any strong feelings towards or against it.
>>140975726
Hi Shadow.
We thought you were dead.
No.140975830
>>140975819
Holy kek, also based archie for keeping the broken moon as a thing.
No.140975835
>>140975819
JOBdow the HedgeJOB
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No.140975836
>>140975819
>bernie is still blue
:\
>>140975795
They can do some crazy things.
No.140975850
>>140975836
Bernie looks so much better as purple its insane
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No.140975856
>>140975836
Sonic and Sally sucking face and Eggman with that punchable face.
>>140975822
>We thought you were dead.
He got better.
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No.140975858
>>140975748
Maria's looking a little scary there.
No.140975879
>>140975836
Hedgehog mommy kisses

or

>>140975856
Chipmunk princess kisses

Which way, blue mobian?
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No.140975881
>>140975856
Rouge to the rescue!
>>140975830
Someone has to keep it canon.
No.140975882
>>140975858
It’s the Robotnik genes acting up, please understand
No.140975889
I wonder if the decision to bring back Shadow was all Boller's or if Sega had a say. This was just a few months before Battle and Heroes.
No.140975896
>>140975705
>Question: From the start of this series to this point, what do you think of Sonic and Sally’s relationship?
It doesn't work long term and that's why the comic took so long to make them an actual thing and even when it does they have to split. The fans of it will never accept this, but it's a fact. Sonic's character is inherently isn't made for a relationship.
No.140975901
>>140975705
>From the start of this series to this point, what do you think of Sonic and Sally’s relationship?
I don't really care, feels like a lot of just pointless drama.
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No.140975907
>>140975881
No. Corbin is dead.
>>140975835
Some things never change.
>>140975850
Yeah. Not sure why she's blue now.
>>140975879
Sonic doesn't have to choose.
No.140975921
>>140975881
>>140975907
>tfw a beautiful, morally ambiguous bat woman will never swoop in to rescue you
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No.140975927
>>140975907
Good news followed by danger!
>>140975889
Maybe they were told what was happening by Sega for once and were able to get ahead of the curve.
No.140975938
>>140975907
>Yeah. Not sure why she's blue now.
Wait wasn't she always blue or was she purple in the original prints also F
No.140975941
Just got here, what's the state of my favorite character Corbin?
No.140975955
>>140975881
>Pres tells Ivo to fuck off
President for President of Mobius!!
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No.140975956
>>140975927
I see Shadow's instincts are intact.
>>140975896
Damn.
No.140975962
>>140975927
Damn he's like 16 and wanting to get married. Also yes, sonic would be a consort than a king. dumb penders.
No.140975974
>>140975956
Oh my god, he's been pissed on!
No.140975980
>>140975955
Sleepy prez putting us all in needless danger. And a GLASS dome, are you fucking kidding me? This isn't the wall he promised us!
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No.140975981
>>140975956
Sally has dealt with Sonic & Knuckles fighting for no reason enough to stop this before it happens.
>>140975901
>pointless drama
All according to Archie keikaku.
No.140975982
>>140975956
"I just lost a fight I need to win SOMETHING"
No.140975995
>>140975927
>Sally: I want Sonic to be my baby daddy
>Max: Well he might be a low born buuuut....oh, what the hell. Go for it!!
No.140976003
>>140975981
Sally tard wranglign Hedgehogs as is tradition
No.140976004
Wait, is this the arc where we discover the TRUE origins of Mobius?
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No.140976011
>>140975981
Eggman looks like he's laughing his ass off.
>>140975921
Same dream but I always wake up when I start to unzip my pants.
>>140975938
I'd have to check the originals but the stuff with Kirby showed her purple.
No.140976013
>>140975981
>Poseur? Hah! You're not even good enough to be my p
No.140976020
>>140975956
How does Tails know who Shadow is? He wasn't involved in the SA2 adaption.
No.140976022
>>140975981
I swear, Sally has magic diplomacy skills, cause this is a recurring thing from no on. Whenever there's an argument, she can just instantly shut it down. It's fucking amazing.
No.140976029
>>140975927
Bollers Max is so much better than Penders' Max that it's not even funny.
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No.140976032
>>140976011
These mofos rollin' up and puttin' everyone notice.
>>140975941
Anon...
>>140975962
Mobians move fast.
>>140975974
>that's for my wife!
No.140976037
>>140976011
>Max: I see, random stranger. My decades of grievances shall be put aside to trust your judgement.
No.140976040
>>140975981
Sally The Diplomat/Tard Wrangler strikes again!!
No.140976041
>>140975981
Why is Sonic trying to attack Shadow when he was supposed to have turned good the last time he saw him?
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No.140976051
>>140976032
ENTER THE XORDA
Also, our bad. Sincerely, the humans.
>>140975982
Sneaky bastard!
>>140975995
Based!
No.140976052
>>140976032
>inhabitants of planet earth
wait a minute...
No.140976061
>>140976011
>Nicole projecting a hologram of Rouge
Stop, my penis can only get so erect!
No.140976063
>>140976032
Oh no, it's the Vogons!
No.140976068
>Fapping
>Suddenly some octopus motherbrain-looking shit pops into my head
>Bust a nut

Bros...
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No.140976082
>>140976051
Max is continuing his based streak.
>>140976003
So many years of experience.
>>140976004
Yes.
>>140976020
Well... you see... uh... play the game to find out!
No.140976096
>>140976011
>That Rouge

The second Max saw her, his eyes popped out of his head and he leapt from his wheelchair barking and clapping like a seal. He didn't even listen to what she had to say, he was totally for it.
No.140976100
>>140975705
>Question: From the start of this series to this point, what do you think of Sonic and Sally’s relationship?
It's very cute. Has its ups and downs due to bad writers or Sally having schizo moments, but overall wholesome. Not my favorite Sonic ship, but it's what this continuity needs.

Now if only Tails could have the same. Sigh.
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No.140976103
>>140976082
Pour one out for our proud man-child.
No.140976102
>>140976051
Tried to warn Earth about The End's Piss Pool, Earth Earthed out like usual when it comes to "different" things.
No.140976104
>>140976051
Based old humanity
No.140976108
>>140976051
GODDAMMIT. Alright, which government was responsible for this? As an American, I must cynically assume it was us.
No.140976124
>>140975726
ENTER FOR REAL THIS TIME
No.140976126
>>140976108
Oh come on we all know it was China. They probaly ate what was left of it too.
No.140976129
>>140976082
HOLY BASED
>>140976103
oh yeah he died
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No.140976131
>>140976103
Sally and her amazing body has some research to do.
No.140976143
>>140975748
Spooky Maria.
No.140976144
>>140976108
Personally, I blame the Chinese looking for new boner pull ingredients
No.140976147
>>140976108
>>140976126
Too bad it didn't land in Japan, they would've made a porn star out of him.
No.140976149
>>140976131
damn sally what you been eating
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No.140976152
>>140976131
OH MY CHIP
I WAS WRONG
IT WAS EARTH ALL ALONG
YOU FINALLY MADE A MOBIAN
YES WE FINALLY MADE A MOBIAN
YES YOU FINALLY MADE A MOBIAN OUT OF ME
...
I LOVE YOU DR. QUACK!
No.140976158
>>140976131
Hope!
No.140976160
>>140976051
>>140976032
>Stu: Who's these Dickheads?!
>Rob: Why these charlatans do not face us like men!
>Ivo: GET OUT OF MY HEAD, CHARLES!!
>Spectre: Oh what now?!
No.140976165
Isn't it revealed later that one of Eggman's ancestors were responsible for that Xorda being captured and dissected or something?
No.140976167
>>140975981
I wish Shadow had had more interactions with the Freedom Fighters.
No.140976168
>>140975776
The Bem being so nice whilst also being very mysterious and pragmatic is a strange shift from how alien beings in Sonic usually are. Wonder how they'd get along with the Ancients.
No.140976170
>>140976152
No fucking way?!! Mobius = Earth?!?!?!
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No.140976177
>>140976152
And now for the REAL story of this issue!
>>140976104
Based to extinction.
>>140976124
Yes!
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No.140976189
>>>>Aw man, I can't believe I'm about to be rescue by Rogue the Bat! I must be the luckiest guy alive!>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>She sure is taking her time
>>>>I should probably close the windows
No.140976191
>>140976131
>Max: "Angel Island?"
>Locke: "Sega mandates. It's complicated."
No.140976192
>>140976152
>That strange black hedgehog - why is he staring at me like that?
PEDO ALERT, PEDO ALERT!
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No.140976197
>>140976177
>call out that the last story was a recap
>proceed to do another one
Like I said before, I'll give Penders a pass. Just this one time. But it's still dumb.
No.140976207
>>140976192
Shadow's like a year old.
No.140976210
>>140976152
Wow, she found that out fucking easily. Like, only a few minutes.
No.140976214
>>140976197
dimitri made knuckles go through super puberty
No.140976215
>>140976124
>Sonic: How?!
>Spectre: HE FUCKED UP, THAT'S HOW!!
>Locke: Spectre, please
>Spectre: Oh, don't worry Max! Maybe Locke here will Blast them with the Chaos Microwave! Since that went SO well!!
No.140976218
>>140976051
I imagine the Xorda are like the Combine from Half-Life. Their offering of "peace" was more or less the total subjugation of humanity as a vassal planet as part of the Greater Xorda Empire

Or maybe it's like the Qu, where the deal would be extreme genetic modification to humanity because the Xorda see themselves as hyper-intelligent beings doing this because it's part of their godly plans
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No.140976222
>>140976197
Yep. That stuff indeed happened.
>>140976129
>oh yeah he died
F
>>140976143
Imagine what she's thinking.
>>140976149
Butler-O's.
No.140976223
>>140976165
Yes, but that's not until Penders' brief run after Bollers leaves.
Ivan Kintober, born June 6th, 2006. Yes, put into numbers, it's exactly what you think it is.
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No.140976224
>>140976131
I just want to point out that Nicole gets to spend a not insignificant portion of her day rubbing against those hips.
No.140976227
>>140976177
Dimitri?! You gave your life for that cheese-eating echidna?!
No.140976231
>>140976152
So we can blame the Overlanders for the Xorda attacking right now?
No.140976235
>>140976108
It was the bloody Irish!!
No.140976236
>>140975790
Either that moon is really close to the foreground, or that Xorda ship is absolutely titanic.
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No.140976239
>>140976222
Kind of too late to fight being dead. Should've done something sooner.
>>140976189
COOOOOORBIN!
No.140976250
>>140976224
I used to play my gameboy while on the can. I wonder if Sally's the same with Nicole?
No.140976255
>>140976223
I know what it says. Edgy.

>2006
And of course a fucking zoomer ruined everything.
No.140976256
>>140975819
Shadowbros...

>>140975836
Very cute Tails.
No.140976260
>>140976223
>the Earth was destroyed because of a zoomer
Damn, Penders was ahead of his time
No.140976261
>>140976222
>Power rivalled the Ancient Walkers

You want to say Knuckles can obliterate Aurora right here and there, since they are canonically her superiors? GO!!!
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No.140976264
>>140976239
FFFFFINALLY!
>>140976214
Like Peanut in Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law?
No.140976277
>>140976239
Well, no. No you don't. You're legally not allowed any of that. Blame Penders.
No.140976279
>>140976218
Man, the Qu are ASSHOLES.
No.140976280
>>140976103
>Max, why do you have Locke's phone number under "Sugarlips"
>Locke, why is Max's phone number under the name "FuzzDaddy?"
No.140976284
>the Xorda still being assmad after 3 millennia even after they nuked earth into oblivion
Was it autism?
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No.140976285
>>140976264
And here we have red non-shriveled Athair. Also, Knuckles is triple dead at this point.
No.140976291
>>140976264
I did some research and found out that knuckles was green for approximately 2 years and 5 months. All that time and he did fucking nothing with it. Fuck Penders
No.140976295
>>140976264
You mean he could have just turned off the green whenever he wanted?
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No.140976309
>>140976285
Here comes one of the better and sadder milestone issues!
No.140976310
>>140976295
Knuckles did stay in character by being a blithering idiot. Phenomenal cosmic power, itty-bitty brainspace.
No.140976315
>>140976152
>STOP THE PLANET OF THE MOBIANS I WANT TO GET OFF
No.140976322
>>140976309
Such an awesome cover
No.140976328
>>140976309
If you can't anem every entity on this cover, you're not a real rider.
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No.140976329
>>140976309
And Rotor has Cerebro ready.
>>140976284
Checks out.
No.140976336
>>140976284
>The Xorda was actually going to try and be peaceful this time
>They scanned the Echindas first by chance
>"......Fuck It, they got to GO"
No.140976340
>>140976152
>CAN I PLAY THE DREAMCAST ANYMORE?
>OF COURSE YOU CAN
>WELL, I COULDN'T BEFORE!
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No.140976342
>>140976329
To me, my Xorda!
>>140976291
And half of it was spent on recaps.
No.140976344
>>140976309
>The character clusterfuck cover.
No.140976354
>>140976309
Max looks way too smug
No.140976359
>>140976342
...Is it wise to let Max be the one talking with the trigger happy xenos?
No.140976363
>>140976342
Yes, god, don't let them read Max's thoughts. You'll start an intergalactic incident.
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No.140976365
>>140976342
That does seem like autism.
>>140976328
I could but I am le tired.
No.140976366
>>140976329
>Sonic Adventure 2.5: Omega.
OMEGABROS, ARE WE GETTING A PREQUEL TO OURSELVES?!
No.140976373
>>140976342
>dat Shadow in the second panel
Kek, he barely knows these people but he expects the worst from them.
No.140976374
>>140976264
>Aurora: Also back on Mobius everyone you love is going to get smoked by a bunch of aliens from outer space lol. Now get your ass in that portal, red boy, or else you aren't getting some Aurora action
No.140976378
you'll see why the Xorda halfass everything they do
No.140976379
>>140976291
>two and half years worth of comics
>it goes absolutely nowhere
And this is one of the many reasons we shit on ol Kenny boy so much. I can only imagine how pissed the readers must've been at the time.
No.140976383
>>140975856
D-Did Eggman just forget that he tried to kill them all via Chaos?
No.140976394
>>140975776
Shadow doesn't have to deal with thinking he’s an android in this continuity. He gets a nice simple resurrection instead of the convoluted poorly explained bullshit Sega came up with.
No.140976398
>>140976329
>The attack dates correspond to the days of fury
That doesn't make sense. The days of fury are an ongoing cycle. There were a few days of fury like a few months ago in-universe.
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No.140976400
>>140976365
Since this is Mawhinney I have to guess this is based on some Transformer or old mech.
No.140976407
>>140975881
President is fucking great, but holy shit is Archie Eggman ruthless. Literally "I'll just off you in a traffic accident then install someone new in your place to take over" - what a madman.
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No.140976410
>>140976365
>your species has a sizable percentage of human DNA
You heard them boys, we need to PUMP THOSE NUMBERS UP
No.140976412
>>140976365
>Scan shows that despite having huge, luscious hooters, hips for breeding and a puss-puss with the power to enhtrall any man or female machine, there's just too much human DNA in you. I wonder how that got there.
No.140976414
>>140976400
Yo, a clear power level
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No.140976415
>>140976400
Max, you fool! He didn't pinky swear!
>>140976366
>yes! destroy them all! destroy everything made by eggman!
No.140976418
>>140976359
>>140976363
>Max: I shall discuss--
>Everyone: NO!!!
No.140976425
>>140976400
>Moe eyes Eggman
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No.140976435
>>140976415
He's back from triple death to double death.
No.140976436
So do the Xorda exist in every zone or just this one? Because there's no zone where humans live. So I assume we get wiped out in every existence for being total dickbags for no reason.
No.140976441
>>140976435
Here is that famous page powerscalers like to throw around
No.140976442
>>140976342
>Sally: "I think I can make a really good argument based on my findings."

>>140976365
>Next page
>Xorda: "YES, WE'RE GONNA BLOW YOU ALL UP!"

Sally really got 'em.
No.140976446
>>140976415
>Armand:........Where the fuck did this Max come from?!
No.140976448
>>140976365
>mobosapiens
Heh.

>a sizable percentage of human DNA
... So you're saying the two species are... compatible?
No.140976450
>>140976365
>All the Mobians have a sizeable percentage of human DNA
So does that still count as furry?
No.140976452
>>140976415
>that time King Max technically tried to take over half the planet
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No.140976453
>>140976435
Mawhinney again drawing only the characters he cares about. We'll fix Amy in post.
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No.140976456
>>140976383
Oh my pretty wine making garage bootlegging!
No.140976459
>>140976436
If I remember correctly, there is some zones with humans, but ye, most that have simmilar cast to prime zone has their Xorda
No.140976463
>>140976453
Really? You're not even sending Tails?

That's right, know your fucking place, sidekicks. If Sonic can't do it, forget about it.
No.140976464
>>140976442
>Sonic: So....
>Sally: They said we can go fuck ourselves.
>Sonic: Ah crap.
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No.140976466
>>140976453
EVERYONE'S IN!
>>140976442
Should've distracted them with some toy trains.
No.140976467
>>140976453
look at that shadow
No.140976471
>>140976400
>Eggman just watched Transformers and passed off a robot from there as his own.
What a hack.
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No.140976472
>>140976410
I’m doing my part
No.140976476
>>140976467
It's the closest we'll ever get to an official Classic Shadow.
No.140976478
>>140976435
If he really is outside time and space, shouldn't them being in danger be... Irrelevant to him?
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No.140976480
>>140976466
>sally: why is my seat so uncomfortable
>eggman: that was meant for snively after he made a fat joke
>sonic: robotnik never minded those
>eggman: and now he's dead!
No.140976486
>>140976400
>>140976415
Yet another shocking display of competence from Max. Even Sally's impressed.
No.140976493
How do you think penders thought about the xorda interupting his magnum opus
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No.140976494
>>140976480
ONE PUNCH!
ONE PUNCH!
No.140976495
>>140976480
>That W symbol

Wily's gonna sue someone.
No.140976501
>>140976436
Probably some, not all.
No.140976504
>>140975981
Amy traded in her Piko hammer for Triple H’s sledgehammer.
No.140976512
>>140976494
Metroplex?
No.140976514
>>140975896
>>140975901
Terrible takes. You're both being sent to be captive watchers for the full series of Tails' Dark Diary.
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No.140976516
>>140976494
H-here's Lim...
>>140976452
>even the territories that weren't part of the acorn kingdom before robotnik took over
No.140976525
>>140976466
>Lien-Da: So we must join forces or we're screwed?
>Remington: That's the gist of it, yes.
>Stryker: I don’t know what's more surprising, actual Aliens or the fact you Echindas didn't piss them off first.
No.140976528
>>140976516
T-thanks
No.140976529
>>140975907
RIP Corbin.

>>140975941
Anon, I...
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No.140976533
>>140976516
Something expected as well as something unexpected.
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No.140976539
One ship? The Xorda sent one ship? How the FUCK did we job to these guys?
No.140976541
>>140975927
>Max actually approving this
Huh?!
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No.140976545
>>140976533
These fools just got here and they're at an 11 on the spite dial.
No.140976548
>>140976494
Welp, they're retreating. Looks like the planet is saved. End of arc.
No.140976553
>>140976541
Bollers Max is cool with Sonic.
Only Penders Max hates plebs and is obsessed with Sally marrying Antoine.
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No.140976557
>>140976545
Here we go again!
>>140976539
Pure spite and autism. And gene bombs.
No.140976562
>>140976545
So many important, narrative driving characters. And Harry is also there.
No.140976563
>>140976545
Nack just randomly there.
No.140976568
>>140976545
HOLY SHIT
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No.140976576
>>140976557
Athair, you're wrinkly and brown again!
No.140976580
>>140976545
>Harry......Mate, I just wanted to drive a Cab!! Is that so much to ask?!
>Xorda: Fuck Your Cab.
>Mogul: At least we'll all go to hell together.
No.140976581
>>140976557
Yeah I don't that biplane will do much against a weapon capable of creating a black hole. Anyone wanna buy all my Mobiuscoins?
No.140976584
>>140976545
>Hit them with the Xorda Special.
>Commander, is that the one where we use the quantum dial or the one where we grab their planet and chuck it into the sun?
>The quantum dial one.
No.140976586
>>140976545
Chuck is absolutely blazed out of his mind on some new designer drug
No.140976587
>>140976545
>they want Earth/Mobius gone so bad, they're willing to create a black hole
The actual FUCK is the Xorda's problem? What the hell did the humans do to them that they're this pissed off thousands of years later?
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No.140976591
>>140976576
OTIS is stumped.
No.140976599
>>140976545
>Mogul: AHHHH NOOOOO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I AM IMMORTAL I WILL LIVE FOREVER FLOATING AROUND IN SPACE WITH MY CUTE LITTLE BUTT THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING TO ME
No.140976601
>>140976103
Shadow’s just standing there awkwardly thinking “who the hell’s Knuckles?”
No.140976606
>>140975956
Ouch!
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No.140976607
>>140976591
>that every single girl on this page
I need more of Butlers Amy. Preferably not of her being a background goblin.
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No.140976611
>>140976576
Not sure why they say Chaos Force is above entire multiverse when there is a dozen things say it's a universal thing
No.140976623
>>140976591
Be sure to keep Bunnie and Charles and Nicole away from that thing.

>>140976607
No, seriously, stay away from it.
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No.140976626
>>140976607
Looks like Amy got a hammer upgrade.
No.140976627
>>140976557
>Armand: We must face a deadly foe!! And I don't think rape will be enough this time.
No.140976632
>>140976576
>worthy
>greater purpose
AN ENTIRE PLANET IS ABOUT TO DIE. FUCK OFF.
No.140976634
>>140976607
Tails' good friend, Commander Brass
No.140976639
>>140976626
Oh look, its khan
No.140976643
>>140976607
Oddly enough, Big feels like this isn't his first rodeo fighting aliens.

He's ready to kick ass and go fishing -- and he's all out of fish.
No.140976645
>>140976626
Iconic.
No.140976648
>>140976639
He's also a robot, shouldn't he be falling to pieces like the missles?
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No.140976651
>>140976626
Here's Fiona! Can't wait for her to show up regularly!
>>140976611
Just let Penders do his thing and ignore him. That's what I and everyone else does.
No.140976652
>>140976627
>And I don't think rape will be enough this time.
You’re just not trying hard enough
No.140976656
>>140976607
>Big: THESE ALIEN BASTARDS ARE GOING TO PAY FOR TRYING TO WRECK MY PLANET
No.140976657
>>140976643
>Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for interrupting my fishing!
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No.140976667
>>140976651
Aw shit...
No.140976677
>>140976648
>He's also a robot, shouldn't he be falling to pieces like the missles?
Shouldn't Bunnie? Shouldn't the Dark Legion saucers?
No.140976682
>>140976013
>I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS!!
No.140976683
>>140976667
Oh no...
No.140976685
>>140976651
BEST GIRL HAS REAPPEARED!
No.140976686
>>140976400
It's just like that one story.
Hopefully this one won't end with Sonic accidentally murdering his dad.
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No.140976687
>>140976667
What's this? Someone bought them time?
No.140976689
>>140976667
>Nicole not affected
No.140976700
>>140976677
>TFW The Dark Legion saucers fall apart because they suck, not because of the Xorda
No.140976701
>>140976656
>>140976657
Imagine just in the middle of it all there's a highly-detailed two page spread of Big just unleashing Duke Nukem-level violence on a group of Xorda

And then it's never spoken about or mentioned again
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No.140976708
>>140976687
Bros... he did it... Chaos Knuckles used his god powers for something.
https://youtu.be/oyFQVZ2h0V8?si=JIREpNghQWuDQ-MX
No.140976718
>>140976667
1) Great line from Sonic. Can't shit on it.
2) So technology just falls apart when it gets near the Quantum Dial. Yet, Nicole is perfectly fine. That has to be some bullshit regarding being from the future. Girl is quite literally built different.
No.140976723
>>140976708
Finally and this was bollers doing right? lol
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No.140976727
>>140976708
Oh come on! You just got together!
>>140976683
Oh yes...
>>140976689
She's from the future, bro.
No.140976737
>>140976651
>Rouge with a whitish/silvery body
I kinda like it
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No.140976740
>>140976727
For Mobius aka Earth!
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No.140976742
>>140976626
>Let's go, Turtles! Let's kick those Ultrons to the curb!
>I think they called themselves the "Xorda"
>You had me at "kick"
>Cowabunga dudes!
No.140976748
>>140976626
>Hugo Brass: REMEMBER THE PLAN!!
>Stu: Use Geoffrey St. John as a shield!!
>Brass: YEAH!!
>St. John: Wait, What?
>Tails: FOR KNOTHOLE!
>Rob 'O: FOR MOBIUS!
>Lien-Da: FOR MYSELF!
No.140976751
>>140976727
>And Sal, if I were to miraculously survive this...
>Please, PLEASE, for the love of God, don't bitch slap me when I get back.
>...a little weird of a last request, Sonic, but okay.
No.140976756
>>140976727
Oh fuck, dont do this to me comic... im tearing up
>>140976740
oh no...
No.140976759
>>140976708
Knuckles' gliding was a chaos power?
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No.140976763
>>140976740
Bunnie! Rouge! Quick! Hold Tails tightly to shield him from the blast!
No.140976775
>>140976740
And all the fine ladies that inhabit it!
No.140976780
>>140976727
>*muffled computer noises* "Sally you're pressing me against your butt agian, what's happening"
>"You better not be kissing that boy"
No.140976787
>>140976763
NOOOOOOO
No.140976791
>>140976480
Art drawing as little of Eggman as possible.
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No.140976792
>>140976763
These next two pages were apparently swapped in the original and reprint. So I swapped them back.
No.140976804
I can't believe Sonic the Hedgehog is fucking dead
No.140976807
>>140976740
>Sonic goes faster and faster.
>Hitting various thresholds of Speed until.....
>Barry Allen: Oh....hello there!
>Sonic:.....Way Past Cool!
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No.140976811
>>140976792
Sally's heart broken like the moon.
No.140976813
>>140976792
>Shadow: Why am I here, my feet hurt, where's that muh ria looking girl?
No.140976817
>>140976792
F
Also someone once told me eggman wouldnt be happy at sonic dying once and thats complete bull
No.140976819
>>140976792
>Amy crying like a cartoon character.
No.140976828
>>140976807
>Barry: The echidnas are the key, Sonic! You'll end this existence if they're still around!
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No.140976829
>>140976811
>>140976804
RIP!
>>140976791
You can only get him to draw so much of what he doesn't want to draw. Must be fun to work with.
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No.140976844
>>140976829
How does this milestone issue compare to the others?
No.140976846
>>140976792
Eggman: The Xorda has been thwarted! Knuckles is powerless! And best of all? Sonic's DEAD!!! I think I'll give myself.......A PRRROMOTION!!!
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No.140976848
>>140976811
The broken moon does make for a nice visual.
No.140976849
>>140976811
Pay close attention, everyone! The character known as Sally is about to transform into a fairly vile individual.
No.140976854
>>140976829
Oh hey, our hero is alive. How shocking.

Anyway, time for an odd, but surprisingly enjoyable story arc.
No.140976857
>>140976844
Pretty cool
No.140976862
>>140976576
>Sends Locke a prophetic dream, changing the course of Knuckles' life before he was even born.
>Desperately tries to get Knuckles to join the Chaos Force, despite Mobius at risk of being destroyed and all of Knuckles' friends killed.
>Implicitly keeping the future that SHE put in Locke's head THAT STARTED THIS WHOLE SHITSHOW from happening.
Y'know, I'm starting to understand why Flynn retconned her background.
No.140976867
>>140976844
This was really good
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No.140976868
>>140976844
In which Sonic fights himself.
No.140976875
>>140976844
>Yuji Naka
This is fucking hilarious in hindsight.
No.140976881
>>140976844
Still shit. I don't even want to analytically touch this storyline with a ten foot pole because the entire thing will collapse like a dungheap.
No.140976887
>>140976844
>"But he wouldn't write the letter. All he sent us was a letter roughly translated as "Get bent!""
>"Eh, we'll just write it ourselves. Not like the kids will know otherwise."
No.140976893
>>140976868
Finally, the Archie & Fleetway crossover we've been waiting for.
No.140976896
>>140976587
>What the hell did the humans do to them that they're this pissed off thousands of years later?
They dissected their one (1) peace emissary.
Don't get me wrong, that's terrible, but the sheer pettiness of the Xorda really puts their whole "we come in peace" thing into question.
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No.140976897
>>140976868
Sonic in Spaaaaaace!
No.140976900
>>140976792
>Everyone is in fucking tears over the death of Sonic
>Eggman is getting hammered and grooving out to his Long John Baldry records
No.140976906
>>140976875
>"Just remember kids, it's way past cool to give your pals unfair advantages on the stock market! You'll be the coolest kid in the office!"
No.140976908
>>140976844
The Xordas' motives are stupid (YOUR ANCESTORS KILLED OUR EMISSARY A ZILLION YEARS AGO) but the story beats and Sonic's sacrifice are pretty good.
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No.140976917
>>140976897
Well, he earned that nap.
>>140976881
Xordan tentacles typed this post.
No.140976919
>>140976844
Was this actually written by Yuji Naka or is this just another one of Archie's falsehoods like the pseudo names?
No.140976928
>>140976896
That's the equvalient of us nuking the Sentinelese after they ate that missionary.
No.140976934
>>140976868
>>140976893
Gotta respect that they actually had the balls to do this.
No.140976936
>>140976917
WAKE THE FUCK UP
No.140976937
>>140976917
Lucky sonic
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No.140976940
>>140976917
Looks like Sonic found the alien versions of the fire ants.
No.140976942
>>140976607
>>140976626
EVERYONE IS HERE
No.140976944
>>140976917
Oh hey, it's another Benny Lee story.
No.140976952
>>140976917
Anyone else wanna stick their dick in the tentacle plants?
No? just me? OK.
No.140976958
>>140976868
At least we're getting proper covers again. No more tabloid crap.
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No.140976965
>>140976940
Sounds like trouble! Which is pretty consistent for a Sonic comic.
No.140976969
>>140976896
The Xorda make the Black Arms seem like decent and reasonable people
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No.140976977
>>140976940
Oh no! Space nazis!
No.140976989
>>140976868
>>140976897
I actually like the Sonic in Space arc. No enchiladas, no Geoffrey or Max, no relationship drama. Just pure adventure anthology kino.
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No.140976990
>>140976965
Gotta WAKU WAKU!
>>140976893
>>140976934
Makes me wonder if they got in trouble like the cameos.
No.140977010
>>140976989
Surprised we haven't gotten a game where Sonic goes to other planets.
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No.140977014
>>140976990
Here's hoping he helped out the right faction.
>>140976944
>it's just bollers with a mustache and it's fooling nobody
No.140977020
>>140976667
Eggbros... This can't be happening...
No.140977029
>>140977010
Colors, technically.
No.140977034
>>140977010
Right? Where the fuck is my Sonic space opera game, Sega? The closest we've ever gotten was this arc and X season 3.
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No.140977040
>>140977014
>thoraxia
I am a thorax man.
No.140977044
>>140976990
>>140977014
>first instinct is to get back in action even after all that
Sonic is so based, his determination is endles
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No.140977064
>>140977040
Only six?
>>140976958
There seems to be one more later.
>>140976977
Gasp!
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No.140977081
>>140977064
Sorry Sonic but we got to keep this story going or else it'll take up another issue.
No.140977086
>>140977064
Gas the Bzzzz, Xenowar NOW
No.140977093
>>140977064
Hindsight makes the idea of chaos emeralds on alien planets really fucking funny.
No.140977094
>>140976900
>Eggman: I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT...
>Pan shot to a big ass banner saying "SONIC IS DEAD, HAHA!!"
>Eggman and his Shadow-Bots start dancing to U Can't Touch This
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No.140977103
>>140977081
Red emeralds, green emeralds, same thing. Right?
>>140977044
The best kind of hero!
No.140977105
>>140975907
She's fucking big
No.140977107
>>140977064
Looks like the Ancients dropped more emeralds.
No.140977115
>>140977081
>"He said it! HIT IT!"
>"DANGER! DANGER! WARNING! DANGER!"
>"Yooooou gregarious garbage pile! Yooooou clinking, clanking bucket of bolts! Ohhhhh, the paaaaain, the paaaaaain!"
No.140977125
>>140977094
More along the lines of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SQTgG1y9lE
No.140977128
>>140976667
>Archie Sonic was such a dickhead! He was an asshole pretending to be a good person!
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No.140977129
>>140977103
Damn, Super Sonic is committing genocide!
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No.140977141
>>140977103
You know I was expecting something more like this. Why are these aliens the only things that actually resemble earth creatures?
No.140977143
>>140977129
>Damn, Super Sonic is committing genocide!
And that's a good thing! I spit on the Bzzzz
No.140977146
>>140977128
Hey super sonic... calm down a bit
No.140977156
>>140977103
>six emeralds
How are they STILL fucking up Chaos Emerald lore this late in the game? They're not even consistent with themselves at this point.
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No.140977157
>>140977129
Wait a second...
>>140977128
Boy, those anons must really feel silly... assuming they ever read these comics.
No.140977158
>>140977129
>spin-dashes through the Queen's head
BRUTAL
No.140977166
>>140977128
Both Archie Sonic and Fleetway Sonic aren't that bad, actually. They're just more snarky, but still save people even if they don't have to.
No.140977168
>>140977157
>two Sonics...
Imagine
No.140977169
>>140976763
...So, is that hole of cosmic distortion still there?
>>140976792
>>140976811
https://youtu.be/EhuoG3arFQQ?t=37
No.140977171
>>140977107
>>140977093
>tfw each planet with emeralds would just have the end get to them eventually
>>140977157
FUCK
No.140977183
>>140977157
>'sup faggots, just got done softening my knuckles on a krypton and some saiyan still in his pajamas.
No.140977184
>>140977129
>>140977157
The day is saved! ... R-right?
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No.140977189
>>140977157
So, is it your stand? Try striking a pose and look as menacing as possible.
No.140977190
>>140977157
I'm seeing double here. Four Sonics!
No.140977195
>>140977128
Stop destroying the narative this instant
No.140977212
>>140976817
It depends on the continuity. Most Eggmen would be glad if the blue one bit the dust though.
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No.140977214
>>140977189
Mistakes were made and one of them is wrecking everything!
No.140977216
>>140977189
So what do the other colors do?
No.140977228
>>140976817
I mean he's probably happy right now, but a week or so down the line he'll get bored and start breaking into other zones.
No.140977230
>>140977214
>Super Sonic sez: "The only good Xeno is a dead Xeno!
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No.140977233
>>140977214
>he laughed
No.140977239
>>140976817
X Eggman wouldn't be happy and neither would Boom.
No.140977244
>>140977214
>>140977233
Shit. Quick, someone find a sexy cat witch! She unironically can fix him.
No.140977250
>>140977214
An ant that can't lift a simple block? Man, you are the shittiest aliens ever.
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No.140977256
>>140977233
Phew! He missed them! It would've looked painful if he hadn't.
No.140977257
>>140977233
This nigga has no sex so he's taking out his anger on everyone
No.140977272
>>140977233
>>140977256
Based Super Sonic
No.140977273
>>140977250
They all look pretty frail.
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No.140977281
>>140977256
Better put a stop to this story before we really get in trouble.
No.140977296
>>140977233
"Based!" - Fleetway Super Sonic
No.140977303
>>140976545
halfassed
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No.140977304
>>140977281
What's that? You want a full blown B story starring Sonic and Archie favorite Gabrie? Well, say no more!
No.140977308
Scourge is still more evil.
No.140977316
>>140977281
Thanks goodness no other sonic has to deal with an evil super sonic
No.140977317
>>140977281
That evil Super Sonic sure was handsome though. I want him to choke me during sex.
No.140977318
>>140977281
There goes my hero, gone. LIke piss in the wind.
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No.140977332
>>140977304
The other options were Max and Locke having an arm wrestling contest, Tails and Amy going on an adventure, and Sally taking a shower. But you wanted this instead? Okay.
No.140977334
>>140976792
Wow, Corbin had a lot of people come to his funeral. I hope Rogue is proud of herself.
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No.140977339
>>140977256
He's trying to pull the moons out of their orbit?!
No.140977343
>>140977304
The more I read about this Justin Gabrie guy, the more he comes off as a massive tool.
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No.140977353
>>140977332
I do wonder if Penders would've been better than this. Maybe not him at his worst but his usual wheel spinning echidna OC autism stuff.
No.140977358
>>140977317
Back to your Zone, Ebony.
No.140977380
>>140977339
But that will cause tidal waves! Big earthquakes! Huge storms!
No.140977383
What do we think about Gabrie around here
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No.140977389
>>140977353
I'd even take Penders with Lim as an artist.
No.140977399
>>140977389
If even Penders won't take it, then you know you suck.
No.140977400
>>140977332
>Max and Locke having an arm wrestling contest,
Ends in sex and a long overdue mutual confession.

>Tails and Amy going on an adventure
Those two don't have a lot of interactions, so it'd be welcome.

>Sally taking a shower.
Told entirely through Nicole POV shots.
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No.140977406
Of course we're not allowed even a single good issue during the dark ages. This fucknut had to ruin it at the end with his OC's unfunny garbage.
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No.140977408
>>140977389
And that's it! Tomorrow at 7pm EST we'll do the rest of Sonic in Spaaaaaace!
No.140977411
>>140977389
This is such a self jerk off
No.140977426
>>140976919
If Archie tried to fabricate a Naka letter there would be serious fucking blowback from Sega. Despite what IDWfags would want you to believe Sonic Team never hated the Archie comics. Sonic Mega Collection included all the covers available and even included a free digital copy of Sonic Firsts. The Archie run was way more promoted by Sega despite not being canon.
No.140977428
>>140977389
Don't be too hard Deadline, Gabrie. His ideas are only marginally less stupid then Titan Tails or the Hot Pocket of Destiny.
No.140977434
>>140977411
At least he ain't fucking Sally like the Powerpuff reboot guy.
No.140977439
>>140977332
>>140977353
>>140977389
>>140977408
Deadline is currently the strongest Sonic character ever conceptualized
No.140977441
>>140977408
>onslaught of talent
>penders
lol
No.140977455
>>140977244
There used to be a cat witch, but he was evil.
And I don't think Super Sonic is into dudes...
No.140977457
>>140977408
Where's Many Hands, Gabrie?
No.140977459
>>140977408
Thanks Conductor!
No.140977464
>>140977010
He went to space in Chronicles. The second half of Sonic Chronicles was inspired by this arc.
No.140977476
>>140977343
It's often the case with editors who fancy themselves creatives. Didio and Quesada, being some of the more infamous examples.
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No.140977480
>>140976207
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No.140977482
>>140977408
Sonic grams
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No.140977507
>>140977482
No.140977519
>>140977439
megadroid stomps
No.140977534
>>140977408
>onslaught of talent
Can't say that for every single name there.
No.140977556
>>140977408
>Dan Slott
It still boggles my mind that he worked on this comic.
No.140977566
>>140977426
>If Archie tried to fabricate a Naka letter there would be serious fucking blowback from Sega.
Why would Sega care? It's not like Yuji is being slandered.
No.140977571
>>140977556
>tfw no story about Eggman taking over Sonic's body
No.140977579
>>140977519
But he was retired because of Fleetway's greatest enemy. Reprint.
No.140977606
>>140977571
Real talk, I am shocked there hasn't been a Superior Sonic storyline.
No.140977626
>>140977571
>He doesn't know
No.140977655
>>140977408
That isn’t talent he was collapsed by. He was actually just crushed by the full weight of Penders’s ego.
No.140977668
>>140977579
KEK
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No.140977709
>>140975705
>Question
It can be pretty cute when it isn't being milked with relationship drama.
No.140977711
Footage of the new sonic game is out
https://youtu.be/AD7Yp3WM60A?si=TtdBLYnk7LKWweqe
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No.140977755
>>140977711
>Apple Arcade
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No.140977804
HOLY BASED
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No.140977877
>>140958326
>and then Sonic started playing guitar on the stoop of his house and everyone in the town gathered round and cheered and swooned for him and Mina and Sonic sang a duet while everybody clapped for him and Sally watched sadly from the background
Is all of Archie just shit-tier fanfiction? Even as a kid I’d cringe at self-insert shit like this
No.140977902
>>140977711
>100% Playthrough
>32 mins

Who is this game made for, Sonic?
No.140977904
>>140977711
Looks like a cool game, but I'm never buying an Apple product. Sorry.
No.140978132
>>140977902
It's only the first episode.
No.140978198
>>140976504
>amy bows down to the king
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No.140978311
>>140975726
ENTER CHADOW
No.140978353
>>140975705
>what do you think of Sonic and Sally’s relationship?
It was always the biggest barrier to get me into the comics.
No.140978459
>>140975907
>Rouge forgot to rescue Corbin
F
No.140978517
>>140978459
This was the start of Archie Rouge being actually evil instead of morally gray.
No.140978519
>>140975981
Kinda like the yellow chest fur, ngl.
No.140978556
>>140975858
Yeah I was wondering if I was the only one who thought this, she looks cray cray
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No.140978585
>>140977711
BOOBA
No.140978593
>>140977216
Pretty sure the pink ones make you gay(er)
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No.140978618
>>140975907
No.140978660
>>140978618
I shouldnt laugh at this but kek
No.140978669
>>140975819
>The Ultimate Lifeform
>gets jobbed by a laser
Shadow bros... not like this
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No.140978685
>>140975705
>From the start of this series to this point, what do you think of Sonic and Sally’s relationship?
It's hopelessly inferior to their relationship in either of SatAM's seasons. Sally's tends to be written like ass in Archie, which makes it difficult to even view her as a character, let alone Sonic's friend or love interest. It's like they go out of their way to make her as unappealing as possible. When she gets the opportunity to just be her, whoever that is, chances are she'll be an asshole. And not the fun kind with an arc, like Antione was, just a sad asshole wrapped up in an endless stream of drama and bullshit.
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No.140978704
No.140978710
>>140975995
>Max: Well he might be a low born buuuut....oh, what the hell. Go for it!!

Took him long enough to come around. Thanks Bollers! I guess you're not a completely useless writer after all
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No.140978719
No.140978784
>>140976082
Penders must've been seething when Bollers kept on trying to override how Max was being written
No.140978892
>>140976291
BEHOLD! The GREAT GENIUS of KEN PENDERS!

The Echidnas are so awesome and important to the story because they... they... DO NOTHING! Here's why this is GOOD..!
No.140978916
>>140978892
Seriously, why did ken thinking doing fucking nothing with that was any good
No.140978938
>>140976587
Molested their Christ figure, apparently.
No.140979014
>>140976817
He would be mad that HE wasn't the one to do him in.
No.140979077
>>140976792
>>140976811
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IvVp3mR9ckE&t=53s
No.140979079
>>140976817
That's more how Ian Flynn writes Eggman.
But to be fair, this Eggman killed his Sonic once and wasn't satisfied with having done it with nukes so he wanted a do-over.
It's not very consistent with what Bollers himself wrote for him to be happy Sonic's dead. Maybe he figures it still counts because it was his giant robot that brought him there?
No.140979083
>>140976466
>The last two panels

I am in tears bros, I love these moments so much
No.140979119
>>140976533
>You will make a fine battery until you starve to death

Archie Eggman was truly something else and I'm all for it
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No.140979148
No.140979155
>>140976817
IDW Eggman would probably be pissed because HE wants to kill Sonic. It really depends on the Robotnik. I know AoSTH, SatAM, Movie & OVA Ivo would probably dance on Sonic's grave regardless how he died.
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No.140979213
No.140979256
>>140976708
>Bros... he did it... Chaos Knuckles used his god powers for something.

Another example of another writer taking something useless from Ken and making it... at least more useful than before
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No.140979280
No.140979318
>>140976239
>>140976264
>>140976435
So, based on the previous thread, Aurora was the one who gave Locke the 'dream' about Knuckles being a savior in the future, right? But now that he's dead and WANTS to come back to life to save his friends, why was she so against it? She just gave Locke a dream about Knuckles being a prophet why does she want to cancel her own prophecy?
No.140979326
>>140979083
>>140976727

As I said, I'm tearing up. I'm still getting emotional over these Sonic comics, I can't bros....

God dammit Bollers

How the fuck could you be behind such moments like these and then completely fuck things up with the slap later. Of course, the artists paint the scene really well but still.

A true moment of the true Sonic and Sally
No.140979335
>>140978198
She knows all about the Game and how you play it
No.140979342
>>140976441
I don't get it what does this page imply about power? That knuckles go to echidna paradise?
No.140979364
>>140978916
Ken has got to be delusional to some degree. Ego is one hell of a drug. He still has these delusions of being in infallible genius all these years later to top it all of, with no public regrets.
No.140979373
>>140979364
He needs to take some meds for real
No.140979392
>>140979335
it's all about control and if you can take it
No.140979415
>>140976844
One of the best. This story right here is one of the many reasons why Archie Sonic is my favorite continuity despite all of its bullshit
No.140979426
>>140979326
There's a nefarious reason. Once they get together, separate them. Get them back together, then break them up. Then have Sally almost marry someone else. Then have Sonic date someone else. All for drama. That's how Archie viewed Sonic and Sally's relationship.
No.140979442
>>140979342
It says that Knuckles is in a realm outside time and space, implying he is outside/above entire multiverse, and later, on the next panel, it says "moments later, on a higher plane of reality", which also I think supposed to mean that there is at least another dimension above the multiverse, but it doesn't make sense since in that case there would be infinite Auroras and infinite Ancient Walkers from across the entire multiverse, hanging out in the same realm, since canonically there is infinite Knuckles' which leads to infinite brotherhoods, so I and Flynn himself intereprets it as there being a Chaos Force for each Zone, which does still make each zone a multiverse-sized construct, but still has Zone Cops as top of the food chain
No.140979490
>>140976862
What was she before and what was the retcon again?
No.140979496
>>140979148
Deem Bristow nailed Eggman's joy to Sonic's death.
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No.140979508
>>140979442
It also makes sense, since Master Mogul completely absorbed Chaos Force and still somewhat struggles with No Zone unlike every other zone.

Here is Flynn answering question and saying that: >>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulxTPlOxpAw&t=1104s

(18:24)
No.140979525
>>140976626
Is this the last time we see Dulcy?
No.140979531
>>140979490
>>140959520
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No.140979551
>>140979525
Unfortunately no
No.140979553
>>140979525
She gets one more solo story before Ian arrives.
No.140979585
>>140977426
This. Sega only started to truly hate these comics once Pender's BS went too far
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No.140979586
JoeAdok's take on the unmade Super Sonic Sisters series BY DiC
No.140979600
>>140979586
Cute!
No.140979615
>>140977556
>It still boggles my mind that he worked on this comic.
What Boggles my mind is that if it weren't for him joining these comics and making one of his first multiverse/multiverse cop stories in them, Spiderverse likely would not have existed as how we know it today.

The Spider Society is the Zone Cops but reworked for Spiderman
No.140979676
>>140979615
Between this and that one sonic comic that just tells a spiderman story beat for beat in the same style, I'm all the more convinced that Sonic and Spiderman have so much shared dna it's insane
No.140979692
>>140978685
>It's like they go out of their way to make her as unappealing as possible.

That was the goal, especially for Penders
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No.140979714
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No.140979723
>>140975705
>Question:
It has its sweeter moments, just needed to cut back on the drama
>>140975927
God I love longer haired Sally
>>140976051
Humanbros...we kinda fucked up big, but at least our actions led to the creation of cute furries.
>>140976264
Good, green knuckles is finally gone.
>>140976365
I like the sound of those implications.
>>140976545
These guys really know how to hold a grudge for thousands of years.
>>140976651
FIONA!. Yay she's back. Also tails saved your ass...maybe don't bitch slap him in the future.
>>140976792
>Sally has a copy of her usual vest, but in black, for funerals.
Unintentionally funny.
>>140976844
This one is great. I'm a sucker for a good "everyone including old enemies come together to fight a new enemy" story.
>>140977408
Thanks, conductor.
No.140979739
>>140979426
People like to blame Ken for everything but Bollers should also get shat on for writing the slap.

Honestly Sally slapping Sonic for just coming back as if nothing happened while she has been in a living hell is understandable, and what we got *almost* works, it's just written purely to cause romance-related drama and it's in very cringy and bad taste. How Bollers wrote this is unforgiveable.

And I love Jon Gray so much in general. And during the slap, he drew everything much more exaggerated than he usual did and it makes the whole story feel like a weirds nightmare.
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No.140979751
No.140979762
>>140979714
>Penders being an NFT bro

Were any of us supposed to be surprised about this?
No.140979799
>>140979751
Sally definitely pegs Sonic and you cannot convince me otherwise

By default, sure, Sonic is the hero of the story and kicks ass but clearly he can also be somewhat shy behind that gleaming shell, and would definitely be the sub in bed.

At the very least, Sonic and Sally are both switches and they take turns
No.140979814
>>140979799
lol
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No.140979816
>>140979714
>Green Knuckles
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No.140979838
>>140979723
> Also tails saved your ass...maybe don't bitch slap him in the future
Fiona remembers this as Sonic saving her while Tails cowered somewhere back home. Sonic also testifies it happened this way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PH0_96d6k4
No.140979841
>>140979723
>Humanbros...we kinda fucked up big, but at least our actions led to the creation of cute furries.

Unironically Humanity's greatest achievement.

>These guys really know how to hold a grudge for thousands of years.

They might as well be the definition of Seethe

>Sally has a copy of her usual vest, but in black, for funerals.

I did not notice this, lmaooo
No.140979877
>>140977064
>Ayypex
No.140979936
>>140976917
Having Butler drawing issue without any women in it feels like a waste
No.140979977
>>140979739
It depends on the writer and editor and how they feel about the ship. There's a reason it's a mess for most of the series.
>gallagher
Supports it but doesn't push for it that much. They love each other but aren't explicitly a couple.
>penders
Despite everything he's done he has Sonic and Sally as endgame in all of his future stories.
>bollers
Doesn't care. Prefers Amy. Mina was doomed to fail.
>gabrie
Indifferent or doesn't like it. Either way he prefers relationship drama between them.
>ian
It's his ship. Shame he'll take forever to fix it.
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No.140980101
https://twitter.com/haha_hollie/status/1730840686201638939
>here's the entire pre-flynn era condensed as much as i feasibly could without removing good issues or major storylines, but w/ bad plot points and filler removed. all compiled into either trades or omnis. should be the definitive way to read it
>https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1SnWORlbDi0yjwQn1PKAoEZ1g6nzRh5M2
Gonna be a while before this finishes downloading for me, but has anyone checked this out?
Looking at the list of stories included, I already think that the Cold War story with the Artic Freedom Fighters should've been included. And I don't know about Sonic Kids stories coming first

>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NTrWR_QLWCe8jKJSykQxDzsdN5cUPXMODbQMZli97x0/
>Trim the fat and remove filler. Most stories from the gag era and Sonic Super Specials and such can be completely skipped with nothing of worth lost. The series should be paced out evenly and consistently introduce and build on major plot threads in a manner similar to Ian’s run. Condense the story, removing unnecessary, overly convoluted, or straight up horribly executed plot points such as Mammoth Mogul stealing the Sword of Acorns and defeating Enerjak, the Freedom Fighters going to school, Dulcy’s abusive boyfriend, Mammoth Mogul replacing Tails with a copy, etc etc.
>Give each volume a definitive start and end and make each chapter within a volume feel like one whole storyline. Streamline specific storylines like the Sword of Acorns subplot to feel like one linear narrative, fit neatly into a rough approximation of a trade paperback issue.
No.140980126
>>140980101
>Introduce lore and build on the world in a pace similar to the original comic post-issue 30, culminating in issue 124’s reveal. The series wasn’t originally written with this lore in mind during the gag era, so lore will be sprinkled in at a reasonable pace throughout the early stories such as moving Tales of the Great War to right after Uncle Chuck is rescued, or opening the comic with Sonic Kids to set the tone earlier. Avoid leaning too much into Ken’s exposition dumps, but alas they are they main source of lore and pretty much need to be included.
>Focus on storylines and characters that will go on to be built upon in Ian Flynn’s run. No need to build up characters such as Dulcy when they get dropped in that run. By the same token, storylines I don’t particularly care for in isolation like Mina becoming a singer will become the basis for Ian’s stories and thus are included. Yes, this includes “the slap”.
>Keep stories that develop the characters while toning down “soap opera” elements of the comic, such as the Geoffrey and Sally romance subplot, which is removed entirely and instead reduced to a one-off comment during Endgame. Unfortunately the subplot with Evil characters impersonating the main characters and Evil Sonic hitting on all the female characters has to stay as it’s pretty integral to some early Flynn stories.
No.140980437
>>140980101
>>140980126
It seems pointless to me, to try and separate the good stories from the bad, because not only is that ultimately subjetive, but you're going to have to keep unpopular plots around because Ian builds up on them.
Most of Mammoth Mogul's stories have been shit, but you need them if you want to work up to Ian's take, he referenced everything, even DESTINY.
No.140980446
>>140977408
>no Steven Butler
>no J Axer
Fuck you gabrie
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No.140980516
>>140980446
They are here, next to each other
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No.140980523
No.140980530
>>140980446
They are included anon.
No.140980548
>>140977408
>>140977389
>>140977353
>>140977332
There is an actual Vs Battle profile for this guy
>>https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Deadline
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No.140980795
>>140980523
No.140980803
>>140980548
Fan wikis are absolute cesspits of autism.
>Trivia: This actor appeared playing a guy with glasses in one movie, and then as a guy who makes fun of a guy with glasses in another. Overall, he played characters who wore glasses in 7 movies, but played characters who made fun of people with glasses in a total of 3 movies....
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No.140980842
>>140980446
Baiting or blind?
No.140980866
>>140979739
>>140979977
it's really not Bollers fault editorial demanded a love triangle and constant will they/wont they even then the slap is seriously overblown there are autistic manchildren who unironically still seeth about it and harras Bollers and the artist about it to this day
No.140980917
>>140980866
So either it was all Boller's doing or he was had zero spine and could not competently write the slap any better than what he did.

Still his fault either way.
No.140980918
>>140980530
>>140980516
Ow shit didn't see that lmao
No.140980938
>>140980795
kek
No.140980980
>>140975956
Doesn't miss a beat, huh
No.140980983
>>140980866
Well the harassment is indeed a bad thing. Aside from that I'm willing to lay most of the blame on Gabrie but since I don't know who came up with what I'd give lump Bollers and Gabrie in on it and just leave it at that. But it doesn't matter because Ian comes in and cleans it all up and makes it better before everything goes to shit due to Penders and Sega.
No.140981012
>>140980917
Should Sally be lashing out at Sonic? No. Could that scene be done better? Oh, absolutely. This is not the direction I would want Sally to go in as a character, and if you ARE gonna have them fight, the slap wasn’t written with the care required to make fans sympathize with both parties. The fact that we see everything from Sonic’s perspective with barely any insight into Sally’s certainly doesn’t help. But this does not come out of nowhere. It’s easy to find lots of fans online calling Sally all sorts of names because they think she just flipped out on Sonic out of nowhere. But she didn’t. Sally having some sort of breakdown had been foreshadowed for several issues, and the reasons why make sense. No, she shouldn’t have lashed out at Sonic, but this isn’t just her going “Oh no, my period! Let’s nuke England!” as so many have made it out to be. (And hell, the comics already had a lengthy history of treating Sally even worse than this, with Gallagher making her the nagging girlfriend who bickered with Sonic all the time and Penders sympathizing more with her shitty dad.)
No.140981193
>>140978311
Based Symphoposter
No.140981319
>>140981012
>the slap wasn’t written with the care required to make fans sympathize with both parties.

That's my point.

I still argue, however, that the slap could have worked. It's just that it was written simply for the sake of writing shoe-horned, chaotic drama.

Sally should not be lashing out at Sonic, but with everything she was going through, I can understand why she would, this of course, doesn't make it okay.

>Genocidal War from Robotnik.
>Childhood trauma that is now teenage trauma from fighting killer robots.
>People dying.
>Nearly lost her dad.
>Dad being a jackass and trying to kill people he is scared of.
>Both parents trying to force her into a marriage she doesn't want.
>Finds out she has a secret brother that her father brought out in order to replace her if she doesn't comply with his demands.
>Her fiancé literally "dies".
>Has to process that for a year.
>Fiancé suddenly comes back like nothing ever happened, and seems to be ready to almost die again.
>Tries to keep everything together and try to lead more effectively but keeps being held back by her father.

There's probably some other things I forgot to mention but Sally has gone through a lot.


But still, this doesn't make what she did right and Sally should have faced more consequences for her actions later on (still gets back with Sonic in the end tho) in the comics but this matter gets dropped like a hot potato.
No.140981480
>>140976453
>Classic shadow
No.140981515
>>140981319
Again, this was supposed to be a turning point in which Sally bottling up all this crap and carrying the weight of the world on her shoulders finally leads to her breaking. It’s a dramatic low point to build back up from. The problem is that Bollers left the series only a few issues later, and Penders and “Chacon” never did much with this. So in hindsight, many view this as her randomly snapping “for no reason,” because the followup stories that would have explored how she’d been bottling up her feelings were never actually written. But it’s not hard to figure out what’s supposed to be going on in her head if you actually go back and look at the preceding Sally scenes

For the most part, this is just run of the mill relationship drama for Archie Sonic. You see this kind of shit all the time in serialized media. Characters date, but the writers need to keep things ~spicy~, so they break up, see other people… then inevitably end up back together, and the process repeats ad nauseum. You ever watch Scrubs? You know how JD and Elliot are obviously love interests from episode one, but they had to do that will they/won’t they shit for years and have flings with other characters to keep up ratings? Yeah, it’s just that. For Sonic, there’s also the added pressure from Sega, who never allowed Sonic to be in any stable relationship for very long. Several writers have talked about how this limited what they could do with Sonic and Sally. Do I like that this cycle of drama is the norm? No. But after over 200 of these comics, I’m used to it
No.140981547
>>140975981
Sally yet again on tard-wrangling duty.
No.140981570
>>140976004
Ye.

>>140976011
>Max: Y'know, maybe I SHOULD let this alien vessel annihilate you. Spare us all the trouble
>somewhere, Armand nearly chokes on his wine
No.140981600
>>140976032
>sentient inhabitants of Planet Earth
Oh boy, here it comes!
No.140981622
>>140976051
On the one hand, this was a major fuck up. On the other, the inheritors of the the planet after us are pure sex.
No.140981642
>>140976082
God, Bollers Max is so cool.
No.140981660
>>140976103
Kind of a harsh way to tell that to them, but it had to be done.
No.140981676
>>140976131
Sally's thighs could crush someone to death.
No.140981685
>>140977408
Thanks conductor. Looking forward to Sonic space fairing shenanigans.
No.140981688
>>140976152
This is all the fucking Overlanders' fault!
No.140981802
>>140975705
Were the Adventure games really THAT big back in the day that Archie knew it was wise to use the name in the arc for marketing?
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No.140981821
>Shadow's first arc
>he doesn't really do anything
Seems like a waste, but that's Archie's dark age for you.
No.140981866
>>140976177
You definitely could have.
No.140981985
Okay, so this was the Sonic Adventure 2.5 arc. So when is the Sonic Adventure 3 arc?
No.140982020
>>140980548
Pitch the Death Battle.
No.140982026
>>140981821
Yeah he's literally just standing around listening to exposition. Guess they just didn't know what to do with him yet until later games gave them more character plotlines they could mess with.
No.140982135
>>140975705
>Question
Probably my hetero favorite relationship in the comics, with Bunnie x Antoine a close second. We all know Sonic will end up with Knuckles though, those are just facts!
>>140975748
Enter blond chest fur Shadow!
>>140975836
>denied the grippers
Boo!
>>140975881
>Someone has to keep it canon.
Sonic's world has two moons, so if it isn't destroyed we're looking at the other one
>>140976051
Hey, it's those guys!
>>140976103
>Knuckles is dead
So that's why he's dating Sally!
>>140976152
Gasp!
>>140976177
>2 toes
I guess that completes the set
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>>140981319
The conflict came about because right before the final fight Sonic promised to marry her and then at the party he turned 180 and walked out on his promise because he didn’t want to change his routine of fighting Eggman.
It’s not that she’s angry because she’s crazy and irrational and been through a lot, she was angry because she had a point and he broke his promise to her based on her reasonable expectations.
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>>140975705
does shadow ever use a gun in these comics like in shadow the hedgehog?
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>>140982200
>>140982213>>140982228
cute!
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>>140976792
I wonder who spoke at the Funeral. I'm sure Knuckles, Sally & Tails did. St. John probably fucked up. And nice the President is there to.
No.140982286
>>140982209
Naw. He mostly spindashes his opponents or fucks them up with his Chaos powers.
No.140982338
>>140976239
>go steady
Penders is so with it, so hip!
>>140976342
>To me, my Xorda!
lmao
>>140976363
He's going to kill them with his hyper racist thoughts!
>>140976516
Kinky!
>>140976545
>>140976607
Remington!
>>140976759
Yeah, only Guardians can glide in Archie
>>140976811
F
>>140976817
No Eggmen want Sonic to die so much as they want to be the one that defeats/kills him. It's about them winning, not about Sonic losing
No.140982359
>>140977010
>>140976989
Honestly this Arc would be pretty awesome if they did it now with the more game elements to draw from and now with the Ancients and the hard set fact that the chaos emeralds came from space
No.140982368
>>140982213
That's utterly cute
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>>140977064
>Only six?
The seventh one is a suppository!
>>140977128
Someone's been watching too many conspiracy videos on the Egg-net!
>>140977157
Evil Super Sonic's so handsome!
>>140977168
Pic related!
>>140977233
He's perfect!
>>140977304
I would've just skipped this one
>>140977343
He really is. At least Penders was trying to write stories he thought kids would like
>>140977383
Genuinely dislike him more than Penders
>>140977408
Notice the lack of Many hands and Romy Chacon. It's almost like that'd be redundant!
Thanks Konductor!
>>140977439
He's certainly the most powerful Archie character
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>>140978685
I love their handshake. Had an ex and we did this. I wish I could do that with her again bros…
No.140982686
>>140979318
She gave him the dream so Knuckles would get microwaved and become one with the Chaos Force, the destiny Locke saw was a convenient fiction except it wasn't, but don't think too hard about it
>>140979586
They're definitely based on Turbo from StC
>>140979762
I love that he was hyping up all the NFTs he was going to make but then gave up because he's a boomer who can't into computers
>>140980437
Yeah, there's value in putting things into a more sensible reading order, but skipping issues misses the point. Putting the Sonic Kids stuff at the start was a really poor choice. I'm glad we've got our own anon working on an improved reading order
>>140980492
Cute!
No.140982687
>>140982669
Maybe if you weren’t a cuck she’d still want your tiny dick
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>>140976792
Don’t know what the context would be
No.140982754
>>140982687
Please, have sex.

As for what happened, just wasn’t meant to be. Long distance relationship, even with our visits, wasn’t enough and we drifted apart.

I really thought she was the one, plus I was getting my whole life together. Could've had a place together.
No.140982761
>>140982669
Lucky. Be glad you even had it.
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>>140982754
>Long distance relationship
LMAO
Aka she was fucking Tyrone on the side and your little bany duck couldn‘t satisfy her, cuck
Don’t worry though I’m sure she’ll settle down with you in 10 years after she’s done riding the cock carousel and all the different guys fucking her brains out as we speak
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>>140982754
>Long distance relationship
LMAO
Aka she was fucking Tyrone on the side and your little tiny cock couldn‘t satisfy her, cuck
Don’t worry though I’m sure she’ll settle down with you in 10 years after she’s done riding the cock carousel and all the different guys fucking her brains out as we speak
No.140982813
Honestly if my boyfriend were a sonic manbaby like you guys I’d cheat on him for Chad too
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>>140976218
REMOVE QU
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>>140976222
>power to rival the Ancient Walkers
Knuckles being the most powerful being in all existence (barring Enerjak) and he doesn't even know it.
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>>140976239
>>140976264
>>140976285
In context, Aurora is really kind of a bitch.
No.140982918
>>140976309
That's a very smug Mighty in there.
No.140982920
Crazy how knuckles literallydied and came back for an alien invasion. If penders was more in charge tho, he probably have knuckles save the way completely
No.140982940
>>140976342
Thank god they didn't let Max talk.
No.140982951
>>140982879
Does this sentence mean anything when all the walkers ever did was sit around and do nothing
No.140982962
>>140976400
That's just Giant Borg. Again!
No.140982984
>>140982920
Penders basically turned him into Jesus anyway so Bollers just partook.
No.140982986
>>140982951
The Walkers could have handwaved away every villain in the comic if they ever actually wanted. It wasn't for a lack of power, but nebulous 'God works in mysterious ways' reasons/laziness. Hell, they literally had access to a dimension entirely composed of chaos emeralds, when the crux of most of the early comic is that just a few would make whoever had them unstoppable.
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>>140982984
I’m glad he found a way for knuckles to finally do something with that shit. I bet ken was fuming too.
No.140983001
>>140976415
Wait, should we really be giving Max control over half the planet?
No.140983005
>>140982986
That's just a problem with Archie Sonic overall. Tons of characters that could just win the day if they felt like it but they just don't.
No.140983014
>>140976587
Humanity vivisected their one emissary. Which is apparently grounds to level our planet and probably the solar system for good measure.
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>>140982802
Did someone hurt you, anon. It’s just odd how you’re riding so hard on this one specific scenario.

Or maybe it’s just jealously. I don’t know. Either way, I don’t blame you. I hope you manage to find someone who can be a good person for you who you can be happy with.
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No.140983029
I can't believe Sonic's dead, and after Knuckles came back to life just to be with him ;_;
No.140983048
>>140983005
Pretty much. Like, Mogul at any point could have strolled in and bitchslapped Robotnik and the FFs to death even sans his Master Mogul form and there'd have been little to reliably stop him. Al and Cal COULD have directed their rage at the guy who actually blew them up once he returned but they didn't in favor of going full asshole. Aurora could have solved basically everything at any point but refused on the grounds that she's a manipulative psycho. Etc.

Chalk it up to Penders snd some of these other writers insisting that the cosmic guys keep being vaguely ominous and esoteric without actually solving anything.
No.140983059
>>140976435
Rereading this with added context really makes Aurora come across as the worst.
No.140983064
>>140983048
I guess also the whole deal that currently Archie Sonic just continues to exist way, way past it's originally perceived cancelling date. They just gotta keep it going, and it literally took Penders going full suing-mode for Sega to finally cut the cord on the whole thing.
No.140983067
>>140976453
>Classic Shadow
At last!
No.140983079
>>140983064
That too.
No.140983088
>>140976466
Oddly wholesome moment.
No.140983091
>>140982813
She was actually the reason why I’m even here. Started me off with SatAM and then the Archie comics. Then played Sonic the Hedgehog 2 and then SA2.

She taught me the Sally and Sonic handshake.

I highly doubt she cheated on me, I would have figured it out, I have my ways. However, she certainly did not put in the same amount of effort into the relationship ship as I had later on.

If she did cheat on me, oh well. She will screw up her own life and it’s not my problem anymore. I’m not going to let that concept live rent-free in my head unlike other anons here.
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>>140983091
You don’t have to keep replying g to that guy you know
No.140983107
>>140976533
>until you starve to death
What the FUCK was his problem?
No.140983117
>>140976539
They nuked us from high orbit until we became slag.
No.140983123
>>140983107
Blue hedgehog bad
No.140983139
>>140976545
>Harry: Holy Aurora, I just fucking wanted a normal life!
No.140983152
>>140976545
everyone else has said it already but harry getting mixed in with everyone else here is really funny
No.140983165
>>140976576
AN ENTIRE FUCKING STAR SYSTEM IS GOING TO GET ERASED YOU CRAZY BITCH
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>>140983165
To be fair, what is a planet and a star system compared to the infinite?
No.140983182
>>140976591
>OTIS: NUKES ARE INEFFECTIVE. MY ONE TACTIC, DENIED
No.140983189
>>140983104
Hey if a story’s gonna be told, I’m gonna tell it. It wasn’t exactly a happy ending anyway so anon can have some satisfaction with that I suppose.
No.140983208
>>140983107
This isn’t the man we know from the games.

Archie (Robo-Robotnik) Eggman is straight up a cold, brutal machine. Even in his human form, he completely lacks humanity.
No.140983224
>>140983189
I guess yeah
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>>140983208
The Bem should have killed him.
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>>140976607
>>140976626
MIGHTY MY BELOVED AND EVERYONE TOGETHER
No.140983243
>>140976651
Tails is the only reason this bitch ain't dead and she still screws him over later on. He was way too good for her.
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>>140978585
Based!
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>>140976667
>Sonic: Wait, Nicole - how are you not falling apart?
>Nicole: Well that's simple, Sonic. It knows not to fuck with me
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>>140978519
I don't think it's terrible, it's just that white looks better
No.140983274
>>140979442
I just assume the Ancient Walkers are like true form New Gods or the pure state of the Marvel Abstracts - every alternate instance of them is just part of the same whole.
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>>140976687
>has point-defense lasers
>has a field that dismantles any metallic inbound object in its perimeter
>and finally, has a fucking organic deconstruction wave
The Xorda really, really wanted Mobius dead. Goddamn.

>>140976708
Well, at least he saved them all from becoming juice.
No.140983306
>>140976727
>>140976740
;_;
No.140983351
>>140976817
Many versions of Eggman would be happy if Sonic died, but some wouldn't. Game/Modern would swiftly get bored or listless without him to challenge him (and would likely swiftly end up dead if he was the one who caused it), Boom wouldn't be happy at all because he genuinely thinks the world of Sonic and wants to be his friend behind the snark and villainy, nor would X Eggman be pleased at news of his demise.

SatAM, OVA, AoSTH, Underground, Movie, and Archie are the versions who'd gleefully laugh at his death. And of those, only Archie and MAYBE Movie would rejoice at him dying by anything other than their hand.
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>>140983243
t.absolutely nobody
nobody likes Tails
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>>140976792
Even Antoine and Shadow look sad at Sonic's death, Geoffrey looks like he couldn't care less, the President came to mourn as well (best human next to Hope and Tower), and Armand looks uncomfortable and awkward. And naturally, Eggman is having the time of his life.
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>>140983368
Stuff it, Ian.
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>>140976844
It was great. Absolute worth all the Brotherhood, Dark Legion, and similar bullshit.
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>>140976897
I like how cute and boyish Sonic looks here.
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>>140983091
>>140983020
you don't have any "ways" to know shit, you're a pathetic sonic autist who gf broke up with you because you're a limpdicked weak-willed cuck who bought into the "long distance relationship" meme
She was fucking other guys that entire time just like in all long distance arrangements, and is fucking another guy now. That's why she broke up with you and why she "didn't put in effort". She was bored of you and ready to move on to the next cock
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>>140983243
>>140976651
Seeing stuff like this knowing what happens later makes it so weird.
I think I understand why some people were so butthurt at how Fiona's character turned out later on.
For now she appears neutral at worst, even Rouge comes out as more of a bad guy.
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>>140976917
He definitely needs it.
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>>140976940
ENTER CUTE ANTS
No.140983624
>>140983208
He cared about A.D.A.M. and Mecha.
No.140983794
>>140983624
He still had the latter killed at his behest.
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>>140976011
>past treachery

Shadow was the one scamming egg man for the entirety of sa2, though
No.140983817
why is the art so....off? Amy's sledgehammer, shadows piss chest hair, do these guys not know what the characters are supposed to look like??
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>>140977064
>Ancients: We really should have kept a better handle on those
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>>140983794
But it still depressed him.
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>>140983797
Technically that was Gerald, but you are right