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Unofficial Sonic Storytime: Sonic Heroes 2 #1

No.133743961
Previous Thread: >>133726827

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A curse, a concert, a huge cast of characters, and a human woman at the center of it all. Sonic wants to meet his old friend Madonna but when he does, he finds himself in the middle of a fucked up mystery and fighting off an unstoppable army (that he helped create). We’ll spend a couple days checking out various groups of characters. This is Sonic Heroes 2!

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Also, last thread had an update for The Heart of a Monster and Sonic Frenzy. Check the OP of the last thread for posts replying to it.
No.133743980
>>133743961
It's himbo time, let's gooooooooo!
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No.133743987
>>133743961
Eggman's been busy abducting everyone.
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No.133743994
>>133743961
>Sonic wants to meet his old friend Madonna
All he has to do is go over to the GUN Fortress. For real though, was not expecting Madonna of all characters.
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No.133744007
>>133743987
Sonic chooses... fuck you!
>>133743980
Let's see how Sonic does in this comic.
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No.133744021
>>133744007
How come Vector doesn't use his fire breath more often?
>>133743994
Sonic's oldest "friend."
No.133744036
>>133743987
He's a bad man! Really like the artstyle though
>>133743994
Love that fans are adding her to things
>>133744007
>Let's see how Sonic does in this comic.
Oh no!
>>133744021
Eggman's no match for the real superpower of teamwork!
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No.133744037
>>133744021
Fuck Eggman! It's concert time!
No.133744039
>>133744021
It's bad for his throat. That's why he sounds like that.
No.133744042
>>133743961
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No.133744055
>>133744007
>Team Dark got captured
I call bullshit. HOW? Shadow can teleport, Rouge can probably pick the lock, and Omega could punch the rocks until there's a new door.
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No.133744058
>>133744037
Something to remember each other by.
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No.133744074
>>133744058
Not let's check in on Madonna and her band.
>>133744036
>Eggman's no match for the real superpower of teamwork!
Probably shouldn't have had them in cages that have openings.
No.133744077
>>133743987
Sonic's insults and threats seem more childish than usual.
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No.133744089
>>133744037
don't just leave him there you menace
No.133744090
>>133744021
I keep forgetting that Vector can literally breathe fucking fire.
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No.133744095
>>133744074
Who let this little kid in here?
>>133744039
He should keep some Ricola on him just in case.
>>133744042
OOOOOOOOO
No.133744115
>>133744037
>Shadow getting trampled in the third panel
Poor guy. Also, maybe don't insult the one guy who can get you out with an edgy monologue, Eggman.
No.133744120
>>133744037
>Someday you'll realize the dark side of friendship.
You're being silly, Ivo. I mean it's not like, for example, he'd ever get into a fight with Tails because of the two of them siding with opposing political factions or something.
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No.133744123
>>133744095
What a good older brother! And have fun reading all of that.
>>133744055
Don't worry about it.
>>133744077
This isn't the most mature Sonic anyway.
>>133744089
Sonic doesn't care.
No.133744128
>>133744095
Is the cannibal bug from something? I remember her from the spongebob reference comics.
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No.133744150
>>133744123
Dun dun dun!
>>133744090
A little known secret.
>>133744115
He's getting pulled ahead by Rouge. He's fine.
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No.133744165
>>133744150
So there's a gif version of this page but I'll post this static page first.
No.133744168
>>133744074
Claiming these. Again.
No.133744189
>>133744095
That chicken is an asshole.
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No.133744190
>>133744058
Hey, those are the Forget-Me-Knots! ... Did Madonna, ahem, replace Mina?
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No.133744196
>>133744165
Epilepsy warning. And this is the intro of the series. There are segments for each group and they seem to all be updated separately from each other.
No.133744212
>>133744190
Ash beat her to death while ranting about Sonic "stealing" her. Was in the news for weeks, dude.
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No.133744218
>>133744196
You know what they say about any plane crash you can walk away from.
>>133744128
She's an OC.
>>133744168
Very well.
>>133744189
He's just on edge all the time.
>>133744190
She's the manager.
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No.133744234
>>133744218
The first team we're doing is Team Sonic. Makes sense. Also, why is Sonic's face leaking? Isn't against the mandates?
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No.133744251
>>133744234
Of course Tails has to be the reasonable and most mature one of the three.
No.133744258
>>133744150
Nani?!
No.133744271
>>133744055
Ivo...
>Laced Shadow's coffee with super sleep powder
>Trapped Rouge with a Master Emerald hard light hologram
>Taunted Omega to a trap by calling him a pussy
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No.133744274
>>133744251
Easy peasy!
No.133744278
>>133744165
Well that escalated quickly.
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No.133744290
>>133744274
EEEEDIOTS!
No.133744299
>>133744190
At least that means He Who Must Not Be Named won't be here.

>>133744218
This is why you don't make deals with eldritch gods.
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No.133744304
>>133744290
No Knuckles that was a Team Sonic effort in being stupid.
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No.133744313
>>133744304
Running around with a human woman in his arms? Sonic's loving this.
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No.133744333
>>133744313
A spooky, abandoned house? Beware of guys in masks running some scheme out of there.
No.133744335
>>133744234
Iizuka won't like this!
No.133744337
>>133744271
I hate how plausible all those are.
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No.133744348
>>133744333
Poor Sonic, he thinks Madonna's being a bitch for no reason. She kind of is a bitch but she has a reason for the most part.
No.133744349
>>133744251
Tails is the only one with brain cell.

>>133744274
Sonic going full smug dumbass. You love to see it.
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No.133744379
>>133744348
And Sonic cried all night long.
>>133744335
He really won't.
>>133744349
The only brain cell of the group.
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No.133744392
>>133744379
Smoke? Fire?
No.133744401
>>133744313
Look at how smug he is!
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No.133744408
>>133744392
Sonic's so happy, he forgot to think.
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No.133744424
>>133744408
Hey, remember that horde of things that were chasing you the night before? They didn't go anywhere.
>>133744401
As long as it doesn't require him to think.
No.133744427
>>133744348
Poor sad himbo Sonic.
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No.133744438
>>133744424
Looks like Tails found something.
No.133744439
>>133744379
Even Tails is sick of his brother's shit.
No.133744458
>>133743961
>Sonic Heroes 2!
Holy shit, finally the GOTY is here
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No.133744460
>>133744438
Gotta eat fast!
>>133744427
Sonic the Simphog.
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No.133744480
>>133744460
Tails taking charge... and Madonna.
>>133744439
This Sonic is probably the cause for half the problems he has to deal with.
>>133744458
And it's featuring Dante from Devil Must Cry! Not really.
No.133744491
>>133744349
>>133744379
Miles Prower
>Tails
>Brilliant Youth
>The Chosen One
>Hero of The Nameless Zone
>THE Little Bro
>He Who Makes Sure The Knight of The Wind Doesn't Do Anything To Get Killed by His Own Stupidity
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No.133744494
>>133744480
Now that's a Sonic Boom!
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No.133744508
>>133744494
>random echidna dummy
Okay.
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No.133744527
>>133744508
Good job, Sonic. Also, speech balloon order is all over the place at times.
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No.133744545
>>133744527
What should Madonna do? Stay or go?
No.133744551
>>133744424
Oh Sonic, you dumbass.
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No.133744560
>>133744545
MADONNA NOOOOOOOOO!

We will be taking our first 10 minute break and see what happens next.
No.133744573
>>133744460
Damn it Sonic!

>>133744480
Tails is fucking hard-carrying everyone in this.
No.133744580
>>133744560
WTF
No.133744585
>>133744494
Did he actually do something useful for once?
No.133744590
>>133744480
>DMC x Sonic Crossover
>Sonic & Dante bro it up
>Shadow & Vergil brood(Sonic & Dante also annoys them)
>Tails & Nico trade tech tips
>Eggman unleashed a high ass demon to control gis power(AGAIN)
>Mobian Devil Arms
>Bunnie's arm gets upgraded to hold Devil Breakers
No.133744604
>>133744527
Even the ordering of the panels is haphazard most of the time.

>>133744545
I really like that second panel. Feels like an adventure game.
No.133744618
>>133744560
WAT
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No.133744705
>>133744560
Psyche! Madonna chose the other option. Turns out ditching her friends (for their sake) was the right choice.
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No.133744725
>>133744705
>sentient slimes
So that's what those things are.
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No.133744747
>>133744725
Some more vague information on what's going on with Madonna.
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No.133744757
>>133744747
That's some good platforming.
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No.133744770
>>133744757
A mysterious and likely very evil book? Mine!
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No.133744782
>>133744770
Yup. Definitely evil, definitely worth taking.
No.133744794
>>133744705
>>133744725
Why the FUCK is there so much random evil in this version of Mobius?
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No.133744796
>>133744782
Uh oh!
No.133744813
>>133744782
>>133744770
>Evil Book
Damn it, don't fuck up the words like Williams.
No.133744817
>>133744747
>Mina is the indirect cause of the story's problems
That one's new.

>>133744757
Pretty good, for a human.
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No.133744818
>>133744796
Exploring and doing puzzles.
>>133744794
>mobius is full of evil and weird shit?
>always has been
No.133744826
>>133744813
Klaatu Barada Ni-*cough*
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No.133744831
>>133744818
Madonna has her own game going on here.
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No.133744845
>>133744831
MADONNA NOOOOOOOOO!
No.133744849
>>133744782
An eldritch tome of unspeakable evil? Yoink!

>>133744796
>statues depicting Lovecraftian abominations
>not!Necronomicon
>Madonna selling her soul and those of all her friends to a cosmic horror
I don't like where this is going.
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No.133744863
>>133744845
Blue streak! Speeds by!
Sonic the Sluthog!
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No.133744872
>>133744863
While Sonic and Knuckles take care of the slimes, Madonna wants Tails to do something for her. No, not THAT!
No.133744874
>>133744845
>Madonna dies
>again
It keeps happening.
No.133744889
>>133744872
I love how much focus Tails has been getting in this.
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No.133744891
>>133744872
If Sonic wasn't such a dummy, I'd feel bad for him.
No.133744892
>>133744794
>>133744818
>That fan comic which had a Mobius with Enerjak, Argus and Chaos
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No.133744912
>>133744891
Time to get the fuck out of here.
>>133744889
Someone's got to do the thinking. It's not going to be Knuckles and it sure as hell isn't going to be this Sonic.
No.133744917
>>133744892
Sonic Unbound was the only comic where the Zone Cops were needed to forcibly reboot the entire timeline.
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No.133744925
>>133744912
Here's hoping things get better for our heroes.
No.133744927
>>133744826
Dammit.
>Cue Genesis version of the Evil Dead theme
No.133744934
>>133744891
Reminder to not abuse your himbos.

>>133744925
I doubt it.
No.133744940
>>133744826
>Klaatu Barada Ni-*cough*
>>>/pol/
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No.133744942
>>133744925
ENTER SILVER
ENTER MARINE
ENTER MINA
No Ash in sight.
No.133744960
>>133744917
>Your Universe is SO fucked it forced the Zone Cops to get off their asses
>Even with shit like Zielo and Super Genesis Wave.
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No.133744964
>>133744942
Babysitting Marine and trying to get tickets to a sold out concert and now you have to find the missing band? Poor Silver!
No.133744979
>>133744942
Silver, you can throw an Island at Mina. What are you afraid of?
No.133744980
>>133744942
Silver in that second panel looks chubbier than usual.

>spoiler
Thank God.
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No.133744992
>>133744964
Uh Silver, can you not tell badgers and raccoons apart?
No.133744996
>>133744849
See this is why you pray to Aurora. Also, Zone Cops?!
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No.133745009
>>133744992
Now Sonic gets to be carried... for a short amount of time.
No.133745018
>>133744964
Yeah, this Silver is DEFINITELY fatter than normal. I blame thirstposter for this.

>>133744979
He's a dumb himbo. Please be patient with him.
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No.133745034
>>133745009
Oh no! Who can it be?
>>133744979
Silver is too sweet to do that.
>>133744980
Too many chili dogs.
No.133745036
>>133744992
Silver...
No.133745046
>>133745009
Deserved.
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No.133745049
>>133745034
ENTER THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS
With their combined power and skills, we can get to the bottom of this and save everyone!
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No.133745077
>>133745049
Wait a second! Calm down everyone! What's that weakling doing here?!
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No.133745090
>>133745077
Welp! So much for that!
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No.133745109
>>133745049
I do say, I hope my darling daughter & her friends can stop these things. Though, I'll admit that using the Royal Shotgun feels smashing!
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No.133745111
>>133745090
>now i know how max feel
Have you made a ridiculous number of mistakes and have incredibly problematic opinions of other races?
No.133745116
>>133745049
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOONE COOOOOOOOOOOPS
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No.133745140
>>133745111
What's this? A new twink?
No.133745150
>>133745077
>WEAKfinite is here too
>and he touched Madonna
I'm surprised Sonic didn't remove his hand.

>>133745090
Holy fuck Tails.
No.133745161
>>133745111
>now I know how Max feels
Oh god, she worships the Piss Water?!
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No.133745164
>>133745140
ENTER A LOT OF PEOPLE
No.133745176
>>133745140
MINE
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No.133745183
>>133745164
>that cover
This comic isn't going there, is it?
No.133745187
>>133745164
>Jack
All together now: FUCK THE SAND BLASTERS
No.133745191
>>133745111
>Tails in that third panel
How does he manage to be the most consistently cool looking dude in this entire comic?

>>133745161
That explains why she was such a bitch earlier.
No.133745203
>>133745183
>even included a riff on Penders
Kek
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No.133745209
>>133745183
It did indeed go there.
>>133745150
Don't worry, everyone got fucked anyway.
>>133745161
There's so many things to worship on Mobius.
>>133745176
Sold to the anon with drool coming out of the corner of their mouth!
No.133745229
>>133745164
>Hamlin
Wait, if he's here and the FF is on the beach.....who's doing the Approvals back at the Kingdom?!
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No.133745231
>>133745209
>he made madonna cry
Kill this man.
No.133745246
>>133745183
LMAO
No.133745256
>>133745187
FUCK THE SAND BLASTERS

>>133745209
What a dick.
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No.133745270
>>133745231
I think that last one shows promise.
>>133745187
The bastards you just love to hate.
>>133745191
Tails picking up the slack for everyone and looking good doing it.
No.133745278
>>133743961
>Sonic Heroes 2
So we're winding down now, right?
I know this was on the list of comics that were passed on originally.
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No.133745292
>>133745270
If you don't like any of your outfits, you can do as the mobians do and go naked. Maybe wear some nice shoes and gloves if you think you're showing too much.
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No.133745301
>>133745292
Tekno to the rescue!
>>133745278
I've been posting comics I passed on for months. I passed on the Sonic and Korra comic and did that a while ago.
No.133745309
>>133745278
>So we're winding down now, right?
Hahahahahahahaha.

...Oh wait, you're serious.
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No.133745320
>>133745301
A makeover and an apology? Things are looking up for Madonna!
No.133745328
>>133745229
Max.
No.133745332
>>133745301
We got Tekno, are we gonna see thst hero among heroes, Shortfuse?
No.133745333
>>133745320
>C*rrency
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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No.133745345
>>133745320
Give it back you weird looking cat thing!
No.133745351
>>133745332
You mean Shortfuse the Cybernik, who was trapped inside a super badnik suit but turned against Robotnik and now fights for good?
No.133745359
>>133745301
Poor Madonna - if she's not being hunted by eldritch abominations, she's getting bullied in terms of outfit.
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No.133745368
>>133745345
Sonic to the rescue!
>>133745332
>Shortfuse
Who?
>>133745333
We already had crying Sonic. Might as well break all the mandates.
No.133745377
>>133744095
>that look on the monkey
Oh my!
>>133744168
I figured you might!
>>133744196
Is this a plane crash or a rave?
>>133744290
Nice posing Sonic, very Sailor Moon!
>>133744299
>At least that means He Who Must Not Be Named won't be here.
Shame. He's so cute!
>>133744705
Cool statue. Also I'm pretty sure those symbols translate into English.
>>133744782
lmao it's him!
>>133744831
>Hg
That's the chemical element mercury aka quicksilver
>>133744872
Those symbols are just the Sega logo!
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No.133745383
>>133745368
That's pretty nifty!
>>133745351
Ohhhhh!
>>133745359
She just can't catch a break. Well, sometimes she can. If only for a little while.
No.133745398
>>133745345
>cloaked figure
>passes through dimensions
>gathers a legion of followers
>is a deity and a harbinger
>Miarlep sounds suspiciously like "Nyarlathotep"
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS
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No.133745410
>>133745383
Now would be a good time to get carried by Sonic. Now we will be taking our final 10 minute break for the night. When we come back we'll do the remaining pages of Team Sonic before it stops updating.
No.133745420
>>133745410
>spoiler
Noooooooooooooooooo
No.133745443
>>133745328
>Max does the Approvals
>He approves shit like the Freedom Fighters to fight the Wolf Pack and to shit on Rob 'o The Hedge
>In truth Alica, Elias and Harvey are running the kingdom, they just let Max have his fun and let him think he's running things.
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No.133745456
No.133745471
>>133745456
>older Tails and Cream
>and it's not in a messed up nightmare scenario
Very nice!
No.133745495
>>133744274
Oh fuck it's Dark Gaia!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj_4Dr40_Zc
No.133745513
>>133745471
>>133745456
>Cream teaches Tails to cook
>Tails teaches Cream to fix a jumbo jet
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No.133745562
>>133745410
How did this guy catch up to them?
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No.133745585
>>133745562
He really wants that book.
No.133745603
>>133745495
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
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No.133745604
>>133745585
For Chip's sake, Nile!
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No.133745623
>>133745604
Things are about to get trippy again.
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No.133745637
>>133745623
Tails? You okay?
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No.133745645
>>133744831
>Silvery substance that she's touching with her bare hands
>Hg
>Mercury
No.133745648
>>133745562
That Whisp looks like some unholy spawn of Iblis and Argus.
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No.133745652
>>133745637
Hey it's Tangle and Whisper, the popular characters for the sensational IDW Sonic the Hedgehog comic series!
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No.133745671
>>133745652
The show must go on!
No.133745683
>>133744942
>spoiler
Noooo!
>>133744980
Clearly Blaze is an Architect
>>133744996
Judging by all the slime and tentacles, we may finally get an appearance by Argus
>>133745018
All according to plan!
>>133745049
>hissing intensifies
>>133745077
Infinite! Also, I'm sure that seal's from the Forty Fathom Freedom Fighters
>>133745140
Handsome!
>>133745176
You're too quick for me!
>>133745183
>This comic isn't going there, is it?
The clashing font, the dodge and burn abuse, the photo collage background. It totally is!
>>133745209
It's got more pages than Penders' one!
>>133745604
>For Chip's sake, Nile!
He's incorrigible!
>>133745637
Cool!
>>133745645
It would explain why she's prone to fits of anger
No.133745684
>>133745562
That is not a Wisp, Sonic you fucking dumbass.

>>133745585
What a creep.
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No.133745695
>>133745671
Madonna's working the crowd.
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No.133745713
>>133745695
Things aren't going so well?
No.133745718 [Post deleted 23:21:15]
>>133745637
Ah, the boy is experiencing his first contact with an ancient Eldritch tome! Haha, you always remember the first time.
No.133745720
>>133745652
>the popular characters for the sensational IDW Sonic the Hedgehog comic series!
But that's Tangle and Whisper, not Rough and Tumble
>>133745671
Awww they're playing instruments!
>>133745695
My husbandos Rough and Tumble!
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No.133745728
>>133745713
Concert's over!
No.133745729
>>133745604
Tails looks disgusted in that first panel. And Nile continues to be a creepy weirdo.
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No.133745746
>>133745728
More information on their past.
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No.133745749
>>133745637
He'll be fine. Just opened his mind to blackest pitch, old ones and nightmares unending. You know basic magicks.
No.133745754
>>133745623
What Tails is leaving out of his backstory there is that he killed all of the bad guys and genocided an entire species.

>>133745637
Time for severe SAN loss!
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No.133745760
>>133745746
Oh, hey Tails!
No.133745772
>>133745746
Well that's ominous
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No.133745776
>>133745760
Holy shit, Tails! Also, that last panel.
No.133745782
>>133745695
>Scourge and even Rough & Tumble want the 'Donna
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No.133745796
>>133745776
Their most (and only) competent member is mindbroken. Team Sonic is doomed.
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No.133745800
>>133745695
>Rought and Tumble AWOOGA
No.133745806
>>133745796
It's over
No.133745814
>>133745713
Sonic can play the drums?

>>133745746
The plot thickens.
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No.133745816
>>133745796
What's the worst that can happen?
>>133745772
Everything at this point is ominous.
>>133745782
I mean, look at her. She looks like she fucks mobian men.
No.133745832
>>133745796
Game over. Without Tails, they're fucked.
No.133745850
>>133745816
>trusting Niles
You fools! You just made a deal with the Devil!
No.133745853
>>133745782
She is pretty cute
>>133745816
That wisp cannot be a good idea
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No.133745862
>>133745816
JESUS CHRIST
And here's the full size gif. Thing is 23mb.
https://i.imgur.com/WikIcqu.gifv
No.133745872
>>133745862
HOLY FUCK
No.133745876
>>133745862
AAAAAAAA
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No.133745882
>>133745862
Eldritch horrors beyond comprehension? Missing people? Who cares! Bath time!
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No.133745895
>>133745882
Nice boat.
No.133745897
>>133745862
Damn!
>>133745882
I'm so confused
No.133745907
>>133745882
I think the entire audience just got sent straight to Hell.
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No.133745910
>>133745895
Sticks looking like she's about to go full Ahab.
No.133745913
>>133745882
I like how the comic went from a crappy ms paint drawing to something that looks almost official.
No.133745927
>>133745910
Why did they even bring her? Aside from her having a +12 against cosmic horrors, I mean?
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No.133745934
>>133745910
>blob feet
CURSED
>>133745897
Just some cosmic otherworldly horrors, Stan.
>>133745907
Hell is probably better than where they really went.
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No.133745935
>>133745862
ALL HUNTERS, CODE BLOODBORNE! ZERO, RUN TEPPEN PROTOCOLS!! ALIA, GET MY ULTIMATE ARMOR, 5 MINUTES AGO!!!!
No.133745951
>>133744942
Oh, it's Sonic's better comic love interest.
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No.133745957
>>133745934
This guy. Again.
>>133745913
Yes the art really improved as we've gone through it. But it'll go back to that when we check on the other teams. For some Team Rose gets the last updated pages of the entire series.
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No.133745965
>>133745862
SHADOW, WE HAVE A MAJOR REALITY BREACH! I NEED TEAM DARK ON THIS YESTERDAY!
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No.133745976
>>133745862
Have no fear, Amy Rose is here!
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No.133745978
>>133745957
Sonic, did you just ditch your friends to ride a creepy train with a guy that's been stalking you?
>>133745927
She's cute.
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No.133745987
>>133745862
That idiot invoked evil ancient forces, AGAIN!! My editorial will show the world that Sonic's is a Menace on par with Spider-Man!!!
No.133745989
>>133745934
>blob feet
Revolting.

>Hell is probably better than where they really went.
Hell is just a word. The reality is much, much worse.
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No.133745994
>>133745978
More talk about cults and dark gods.
No.133745996
>>133745077
WHEN EVERYTHING YOU KNOW HAS COME AND GONE!!!
No.133746002
>>133745957
I am fully convinced Niles is the ACTUAL big bad of the comic.
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No.133746010
>>133745994
We're getting pretty meta here.
No.133746016
>>133745927
I couldn't think of anyone better to have on the team than Badger Alex Jones when apocalypse shit goes down
>>133745934
He's naked!
>Just some cosmic otherworldly horrors, Stan.
lmao
>>133745957
>This guy. Again.
He seems legit!
>>133745978
Really regretting not claiming this one first
No.133746024
>>133745978
Sonic, he's fucking bullshitting you. SONIC

>>133745994
>"Nuclear God
Oh god, they were worshiping fucking Azathoth.
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No.133746027
>>133746010
ENTER ZAVOK
And guess what...
No.133746046
>>133746016
Thirstposter, I'm like 90% certain Niles is a mask being worn by the Crawling Chaos. It's not worth it and I say that as the guy who claimed him.
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No.133746056
>>133746027
This is the last page of Team Sonic! But don't worry, we have three other teams to check out tomorrow at 9pm EST!
No.133746079
>>133746027
>>133746056
>Niles literally subjected even Zavok to a fate worse than death with a smile
He is 1000000000000% Nyarlathotep.
No.133746091
>>133746046
lmao, that's why I always keep my monsterfucker license renewed!
>>133746056
So that's where IDW Sonic gets his warped sense of forgiveness from
>>133746079
>He is 1000000000000% Nyarlathotep.
He is 1000000000000% Nyarlathotep!
No.133746106
>>133746056
Zavok got fucking mindbroken
No.133746123
>first Shoggoth Sonic
>now a comic where the actual Motherfucking Crawling Chaos, Heart and Soul of the Outer Gods is the big bad
Coincidence? Or Zone violation?
No.133746127
>>133746056
>"Niles" is the one who convinced IDW Sonic to forgive every genocidal menace he comes across
Fitting for the troll of the Cthulhu Mythos
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No.133746155
>>133745862
Dammit, we may need ALL ofthe Brotherhood to fix this! Some Echidna knowhow should do the trick!
No.133746171
>>133746106
Of course he did. He's fucking smalltime compared to THE lord of trolls and an actual Outer God.
No.133746175
Oh, and quick update on the website. There's now a search button, phoneposters rejoice! It's also being indexed by Google, and is on page 2 or 3 if you search for "Sonic storytime". it's past all the creepy videos for children and tick tocks. We got another 1,000 visitors and 9,000 pageviews yesterday. Who are you people!?
https://the-ride.neocities.org
No.133746195
>>133746123
If Zonic did his dann job,, we wouldn't be in this mess!
No.133746197
>>133746056
On second thought, I'm going to split the remaining four teams into two nights. Forgot there was five total.
No.133746218
I like how "Niles" outs himself from his name and given backstory alone - a blatantly Egyptian-themed name and "hailing from a foreign land". It's so blatant who he actually is that the only reason he wasn't instantly figured out is because no one is familiar with his actual nature.
No.133746224
>>133745637
Goddamn didn't expect to have Eternal Tails flashbacks from this
No.133746242
>>133746224
>Nyarlathotep is a big bad of the last main story of Eternal Tails
>"Niles" is the big bad in this comic and ends up mindbreaking Tails
It's all connected!
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No.133746244
>>133743961
Clash of Two Worlds Chapter 3 Page 26
https://www.deviantart.com/supersentaihedgehog
Raph is still getting his ass beat.
No.133746264
>>133746244
Going back to Raph and co jobbing to Metal and a metal turtle is kind of an odd case of whiplash from the cosmic horror story we just had.
No.133746268
It's Nile the Cat.
>>133745164
No.133746290
>>133746268
That just makes him even more obvious. Nyarly fucking sucks at names.
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No.133746299
>>133743961
Tails Gets Trolled Chapter 26 Page 19
http://www.tailsgetstrolled.org
Oh, it's those people from that church.
No.133746311
>>133746299
I'm surprised they're still alive.
No.133746326
>>133746224
>Eternal Tails
Quick run down, please?
No.133746336
>>133746127
>everything that went wrong with IDW Sonic can be blamed on Nile
This explains far too much.
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No.133746354
>>133746123
>>133746195
No.133746361
How many people did Nile's "Wisp" kill anyhow?
No.133746389
>>133745637
Z̸̫̳̖̤̈́͋͝Ȍ̴̙̒N̴̙͗̽̎̔͝E̵̱̫̜͑͛̑̍ ̷̦́̇̀̐͠C̴͓̮̎O̷͕̞̠̍̊̈́̆̏̾P̵̢͚̄̇̀̀̈́S̸̛͔̋̉́!̶̡̨͙̣̪̑
No.133746394
>>133746354
>Zone Cops dumped Shoggoth Sonic into Hell
Somebdoy save him!
No.133746431
>>133745456
Now post Shadow being a bad influence or teaching Cream
No.133746454
>>133746326
>The Eternal Sidekick and child genius, fighting wars and collecting Chaos Emeralds before he ever heard of Sonic or Eggman, Miles "Tails" Prower is haunted by the sins of his past, and desperate not to repeat them. Even navigating his day to day life is difficult, hiding behind a smile and terrified that his friends will discover what he has done before.
>But while Miles would love nothing better than to hide in the shadows, peaceful, passive, and safe for others to be around, life just won't leave him alone. Time and time again the little fox is forced to step back into a role that he never wanted to take on in the first place to save the world when nobody else can - that of a killer willing to do anything it takes to get the job done.
>Gloomy, slightly ruthless Tails faces crazy situations other canon characters would never be able to handle. The series.
Just search for it and you'll find it
>>133746354
Poor guy!
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No.133746477
>>133746354
That'll learn ya to encroach into a No Zone parking spot!! A job well done, time for donuts!!
>>133745862
.....meh. X can handle it. Now for those fancy donuts!!
No.133746497
It's funny how quickly this series went from being a funny goofy series of a turbo himbo Sonic simping over Madonna, into being a story full of eldritch horrors, multiple continuities crossing together and all of the events being manipulated by the Crawling Chaos itself for its own sick amusement.
No.133746514
>>133746477
Ź̴͖̯̺͘ö̸̥̭n̶̡͍̹̎i̶̛̦͜c̶͕̹̀ ̵͉͕̌͆̄I̴͖͒̆̈́͜ ̷̙̥̿s̵̭̀ẘ̶̧̥̉ę̸̄a̸̜̺͈͗͂͂r̴̖͛ ̵̖̈͝t̸̼̝̝͗o̸̩̗̾ ̵̪̈C̶̜̝̤̍̽̈́h̶̗̝̎ḁ̴̈́̂ŏ̴̗̑̀s̷̠̮͠ͅ ̴̘͊̐Ï̵͙̋͝ ̵͍͎̄̋̽w̸̥͚̘͋̿i̶͖̍̔ḻ̶̊l̷͙̈́ ̴̗̿̈́f̴͉̬̂ȩ̸̜͝e̸̬͉͝͝ḓ̶̠̟̽̓̊ ̵̺̽̌y̵͉͙̩͊͘o̶̧̜͆̄ṵ̸͉́̈͠ ̵̱̽m̵̫̖̍̕y̵̢͙̦̐ ̸͎̄w̵̉ͅe̶͍̱̘͂ì̵̹ŗ̷̖͇̑̑͘d̸͓̪͓̋ȯ̸̡̧̋͛ ̴̘͈̂͠e̸͔̾̋͌y̴̨̞̒̀ḙ̸̔b̶͚͛̇͘a̵̍͘l̸̢̙͇̉̈l̷̳̣̙͌͛̒ ̶̢̛̫j̶̜̋u̶̘̔̀͂î̷̪̜̮c̵͓̆͠e̸̮͖̾̿̎
No.133746522
>>133746477
AZCAB (All Zone Cops Are Bastards)
No.133746526
>>133746477
The Zone Cops sure do have an obsession with eating fancy food. To the detriment of everyone else.
No.133746626
>>133746526
Ḯ̴̧̛̩̗̦͓̰̣̙͂̑̽̏̋͋̂̃̒̕̚̚͝t̶̯͚̒̽́̊̿̋͝'̶̢̧̨̥̮͙̳̦̞̟͍̖̯̥̮̦̈́̽̈̊̓͛͗̃̒̽͜͝͝͝s̷͖̣̮̫̞͇͊̂͝ ̸̧̭̠̩̬̥̝͍̘͉̽̆̐̊̾ͅa̶͓̠̝͇̘͂̎̓̓̇̋͑̽̈́̑͌́̈́̃͘͝͠ ̴̨̛̜̫̰̱̱̹̥͔̤͓̠́͊̐̌͊̏̓̎͐́͛̏̀͘ͅs̷̢͓̭̬̪̱̹͎̄̂͗ê̴̤̞̺͉̩̬̜͉̮͎͇͎̾̃̿l̴̡͔͍̜͚̘͗̔́̀͐̌̀͘͝͠f̷̣̞̫̜̱̦̳̋̋̏̒̄͂̾̚͘ ̵̤̪̫͓͚̺͈͉͉̯͔͔̂̀̂̾̎̐͆͊̎̔̋͊̈́̆̾͘ͅc̴͇̘̘̞̦̻̀̀̐́ȃ̵̛͙̟̤̻̯̰̖͖͓̃͌̉̄̂̉̊̓̔͆̃͊̈́̕͘ͅṙ̶̙̆͆̃͑͛͗̐̄̍̓͊́̓̑̃͝e̶̟͓̬̓̋̈́̆̈́̎̈́ ̷͎̘͇̘̻͈̫̺͈̳̞̩̱̎̀̓̐͐̆͐̈́̋̏͊͛́͒͆̊ť̸̗̄̽̏h̵̡̨̡̛̛̛͓͖̫̫̘͖̯͙̝̦̙̘͍̍́̃̓̔͜i̴̜̥̘̮̙͉̮͔͎̠̪͖̟͕͖̩͋̚ͅn̴̡͇̣͇̱͉͓̬̭̣͈͓̿͆̄͠͝ģ̶̙͚̤͓̣̳͈͕͓̃̎̾͌ͅ.̸̧̳̰̥̗͊̊̋̒̈́̉̊͑̑̈̇̾̕͘͝ͅ\
No.133746642
Just going to throw this out there that we have a lot of comics to still cover. I can find more if I want. There's also a long list of comics in my "don't feel like posting" list that I can post. Plenty of Spanish comics that need to get done. And I will one day finish translating that Knuckles Boom comic.
No.133746669
>>133745976
>Tangle, Whisper, Rough & Tumble, Fiona and Scourge are all fucking dead and probably many others
>Amy is luckily still alive
What a turnabout.
No.133746696
>>133746642
Truly, the ride is neverending
No.133746750
>>133746642
There's always the Birdstone comic if the anons get too big for their boots! I'm honestly surprised how many there still are. I still keep finding more in the related images every time I reverse image search something. We'll also have a bumper crop to harvest once Prime and Frontiers comes out
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No.133746774
https://twitter.com/Sonic_Online/status/1584583640792858625
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No.133746785
>>133746750
>There's always the Birdstone comic
No. You do it.
>We'll also have a bumper crop to harvest once Prime and Frontiers comes out
It's just going to be more Sonamy stuff. That's all those artists care about.
No.133746873
>>133746774
Awww!
>>133746785
>No. You do it.
Oh don't worry, I plan to!
>It's just going to be more Sonamy stuff. That's all those artists care about.
I really hope not. We did get a lot of action-focused ones about Forces at least.
No.133746926
>>133746774
Just wait til she gets a contact buzz and goes Super Chipmunk 3.
No.133746956
>>133746873
>Oh don't worry, I plan to!
Good I can take some days off. How many pages is that whole thing?
>I really hope not. We did get a lot of action-focused ones about Forces at least.
Forces didn't stir the Sonamy pot like Frontiers did. Any comics based on the game without Sonamy is going to be in the minority. Maybe I'm just being cynical but after scouring twitter, that's the impression I got. I have no hope for Prime, it has managed to continuously fill me with apathy over how bad marketing has been. Even Frontiers has stepped up their promotional material.
No.133747057
>>133746956
>Good I can take some days off. How many pages is that whole thing?
It's between 400 and 800 pages long, and they've got another 400+ page comic. I'll have to think about how to handle that
>Forces
Yeah there's more Sonamy potential in Frontiers, but we might get something interesting in Prime. At least conceptually, the animation does not look good. I've been a little embarrassed by my photoshops since I sometimes leave things in, but that poster was so amateur. They couldn't even get that right!
I only look for Sonic stuff on Twitter occasionally since using it makes me feel like my brain's melting.
No.133747204
>>133746750
>>133746785
What's the Birdstone comic?
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No.133747228
>>133747204
Sonic is a giant and there are birds involved. It's a fetish comic.
No.133747242
>>133747228
>Amy
Of fucking course
No.133747257
>>133747228
>It's a fetish comic.
Doesn't seem too bad.
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No.133747264
https://twitter.com/Jay_aRtz15/status/1584765055253417984
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No.133747273
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No.133747287
No.133747288
>>133747228
>Fetish comic
Hmmm, is it really? I mean, "X turns giant for Y reason" is a common trope in cartoons and comics. Unless the comic has that whole "Oh haha I am not used to my size oops I sat on a building an stepped on you haha this is all the plot will revolve around from now on :)" vibe and that's what you're referring to.
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No.133747299
No.133747315
>>133747273
>>133747287
>Tails is Zenitsu
Good to know my boy wins the Cream bowl in the future.
No.133747326
>>133747287
He's so cute!
>>133747288
You'll just have to find out! It's more oh woe is me I'm too big, all the villagers want to tie me up
No.133747358
>>133743961
Did you add the Doctor Who Sonic fancomic.
No.133747382
>>133747358
Which comic is that?
No.133747516
>>133745816
Why is he charging money for it anyway? What use does an Outer God have for money?
No.133747559
Masturbating to Sonic characters makes me ejaculate blood.
No.133747567
>>133747559
A-Anon?
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No.133747568
https://www.deviantart.com/underworldcircle/art/Shock-and-Awe-Issue-2-Page-91-934332001
No.133747576
>>133747568
>all this fucking foreshadowing
Jeez, laying it on a little thick there.

Also, unfortunately Sally, you can't just go underground - given that Fiona and Neck are going be amongst the group that will betray you all to Eggman and get the kingdom nuked.
No.133747583
>>133747516
Simple, it pisses off Iizuka. He's an outer horror, not a monster.
No.133747608
>>133747583
>Nile charges ludicrous prices solely because he knows Iizuka will seethe about it
He might be pure evil, but I can't fault him on this one.
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No.133747680
>>133747559
Go to a doctor, anon
No.133748012
>>133746626
It's a coping mechanism for their shitty lives.
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No.133748222
Quiz time!
>Favorite Eldritch abomination from canon?
>Favorite Eldritch abomination from fanmade content (hard mode: nothing from this comic, TMOM, or .EXE mythos)?
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No.133748238
>>133744150
>Obsessive

Yes...
No.133748287
>>133748222
>Favorite Eldritch abomination from canon?
Solaris/Mephiles. Dark Gaia as a close second.

>Favorite Eldritch abomination from fanmade content (hard mode: nothing from this comic, TMOM, or .EXE mythos)?
Damn, you've gimped me. Probably Ana from Sonic Reborn in that case.
No.133748328
>>133748238
In this continuity, Sonic is the ultimate himbo and simp for Madonna. Elsewhere, he runs to the hills whenever she's near.
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No.133748338
>>133745009
>Amy can barely get a picnic or Sonic to look at her outside of Eggman mishaps
>Madonna has sonic slutting it up and all but humping her leg in public

How do mobians even compete?
No.133748360
>>133748222
>>Favorite Eldritch abomination from canon?
Chaos, for the tentacles
>>Favorite Eldritch abomination from fanmade content (hard mode: nothing from this comic, TMOM, or .EXE mythos)?
Damn, I would’ve picked Scrap. I’ll have to pick Soggothnic then!
No.133748363
>>133748338
This Sonic is a huge exception to be fair. In almost every other case, Sonic wants nothing to do with Madonna.
No.133748378
>>133748287
>>133748360
There's also the demon from Blue Murderer and that one fucked up fae-like thing that wanted to steal Amy's body in that one comic.
No.133748424
>>133743961
>>133747568
Shock and Awe Issue 2 Page 91
No.133748723
Can anyone answers this?
>>133742489
>>133742562
No.133748750
>>133747559
heh at least you are not "too slow"
No.133748756
>>133747568
>all those chapters plotted in advance
I am afraid that one put themself a too big project for their own good.
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No.133748956
No.133749011
>>133748723
> During the interview Naka mentions Mobius, which was Sega of America's name for Sonic's planet at the time. It's possible that this was a localization choice for the benefit of the American readers.
http://info.sonicretro.org/Yuji_Naka_interview_by_Sega_Visions_(August/September_1992)
I guess we’ll never know
>>133748956
Handsome!
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No.133749155
This is going to the be what I use as a preview when the page is finished so you can all see the WIP. Also, filename.
No.133749211
>>133749155
Looking good! chest: 2, butt: 2, bedroom eyes: 2.9 I’d say flying close to the danger zone but not quite crossing the threshold
No.133749217
>>133749011
Still enough to make many seethe, though.
No.133749264
>>133749217
I plan on shopping a sally on top of the quote to make our little schizo friend seethe
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No.133749317
>>133749264
No.133749328
>>133749155
Looks safe for work
No.133749380
>>133749155
Oh no... Do you know what this means?
Unofficial Sonic Storytime has taken a live of its own and is now self-generating. It might start generating content faster than it can actually story-times.

There is no catching up possible any more. The ride might never end...
No.133749417
>>133749211
That's good to hear.
>>133749328
Sometimes safe isn't safe enough.
>>133749380
I would love to put out several pages a week. And I would if I get enough money to do it.
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No.133749898
What goes around comes around.
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No.133750148
Slightly relevant to this thread. Apparently if Sally got super speed and Sonic didn't, he'd be dating Mina and touring with her instead of being a Freedom Fighter.
No.133750759
>>133750148
Makes some sense, Sonic almost had his own rock band after all
No.133751053
>>133748956
Very cute!
No.133751071
>>133749155
Why does Sally have the "fuck-me" bedroom eyes?
No.133751128
>>133750148
>what if sally got super speed instead of sonic

>Tails goes to ask Sonic out
>Sally notices and dates Sonic instead
>drama and crying ensues
>same for Fiona
No.133751527
>>133749155
looks great
No.133751823
>>133750148
A way better boyfriend than the other guy.
No.133752654
>>133749317
Kek
No.133752691
>>133748956
Does the artist use 3D models to draw? Im not shitting on it, im just curious
No.133753265
>>133751128
Lmao
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No.133753589
>>133753265
>Tails: S- Sally how could you do this?
>Sally: Because Tails, you're too slow
>>133752691
It really does feel like it but their rough stuff doesn't at all conform to a posed 3D model.
No.133753950
>>133751128
Even in alternate continuities, Tails gets fucked over.
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No.133754040
>>133753950
You can say that again
No.133754096
>>133753950
Sally still decks Fiona though, right?
No.133754360
>>133754040
I'm honestly amazed there is no more porn of Rouge turning Tails into a twink slut whose services she sells around town... this fandom sure lacks imagination sometimes.
No.133754465
>>133754360
>this fandom sure lacks imagination sometimes.
Tell me about it. I've still yet to find anyone abusing the existence of the Werehog to give everyone were forms then have a huge Werehog orgy despite it being a pretty obvious premise.
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No.133754819
>>133754360
>I want twinks
>>133754465
>I want bears

Why is the Sonic fandom gay?
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No.133755070
Silver should be a "time-refugee" and permanently lives in present time, no longer able to come back to a time-line he prevented from existing in the first place.

He should just now live permanently with the rest of the Sonic cast and Blaze in the present time.

Spike keeping showing up because"Spike came back from the future to prevent a disaster" is really starting to become a very stale reason to include him in a story.
No.133755108
>>133754819
Because the men are almost always more appealing than the girls.
No.133755109
>>133751823
Nah not really, Archie Sonic's a massive pos
No.133755141
>>133755109
And the forbidden one wasn't?
No.133755144
>>133754360
Not that I'm gonna subject myself to looking for it, but I can safely say that there is a lot of that
No.133755161
>>133755109
Depends of who was writing him.
No.133755170
>>133755141
Well, while Archie Sonic was macking on Bunnie to take advantage of Antoine not being in the picture, he was simultaneously trying to get with Mina, did get with Fiona, and while dating at least 2 other girls simultaneously was tryna sabotage Sally's wedding so he can force her to be with him.
Forbidden one is a dick but Sonic's an actual cheater.
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No.133755181
>>133755109
>>133755141
>thread reaches bump limit 30 minutes later
No.133755192
>>133755170
Yeesh, Tails and Amy need to find someone actually deserving of respect to idolise. Fuck Sonic.
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No.133755200
>>133755181
Actually this is better.
No.133755208
>>133755170
>Well, while Archie Sonic was macking on Bunnie to take advantage of Antoine
Wait, I thought it was Green Sonic pretending to be Sonic.
No.133755210
>>133755208
It was. Anon is just trying to stir shit with bait.
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No.133755212
>>133755200
Or maybe this.
No.133755216
>>133755208
It was both on seperate occasions, Sonic was in the immediate issue after Scourge got kicked out.
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No.133755237
>>133755210
Retard...
Just cause I say something you don't like doesn't mean it's a lie or a shitpost.
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No.133755275
>>133755108
But what abou-
>yandere amy
>flat the cat
>the '06 we wish we could forget
>fiona the soul crusher
>mina who appears alongside the forbidden man
>a whisper of a cup size
>tangle the lesbian who has the haircut of the one annoying woman you could never make friends with (unless that was just me)
... uh... Wallis? Yeah, I'll lock in my answer. Windy Wallis.
No.133755292
>>133755237
But that Sonic didn't knew about Antoine, though. And also was bummed out by learning that Sally was going to marry someone else.
No.133755323
>>133755237
I'm sad that this looks bad yet the artist has still drawn better hands than I can.
No.133755355
>>133755292
He learned Sally was marrying someone else issues after this, and when he did he immediately tried cheating on both Fiona and Bunnie to go force Sally to be with him aswell.
No.133755372
>>133755355
There was a gas-leak.
No.133755388
>>133755170
>>133755216
>>133755355
I've said it before I'll say it again
Archie Sonic was a massively worse person than Fleetway was.
No.133755476
>>133755388
Depends of who was writing him.
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No.133755951
>>133755275
awful taste
No.133756249
>>133755951
This bitch has no personality
No.133756260
>>133755476
This. Our baiter is also forgetting that Fleetway Sonic would basically shit on Tails whenever and their relationship was only really maintained on Tails' end. Up until Johnny's death, the only person that Fleetway Sonic is only genuinely nice to Kintobor.
No.133756262
>>133756249
being cold and aloof is a personality
No.133756274
>>133756260
*is genuinely nice to is
No.133756289 [Post deleted 17:51:38]
>>133756260
Wow you're right anon, Fleetway Sonic saying means words to the sidekick is totally worse than Archie Sonic being a misogynistic cheating toerag and cucking that same sidekick.
No.133756294
>>133746155
No, don't get involved Locke. You'll just fuck everything up.
No.133756316
>>133756289
Not really the point he was trying to make, though.
No.133756342
>>133756316
Don't bother. You can't reason with it.
No.133756421
If anyone cares, ASO updated their site a bit with new art and entries to be filled
https://twitter.com/Sonic_Online/status/1584989809411379200
No.133756422
>>133756316
It's the point I'm trying to make. If the worst thing Fleetway Sonic ever did was mouthing off at the comic relief sidekick, and meanwhile Archie Sonic is fucking over the same sidekick incredibly worse as well as being a cheating unfaithful douche, then by every sense of reason Archie Sonic is a much worse person by far.
>>133756342
Disingenuous namecalling because you don't like someone else's stance isn't "reason". Archie Sonic did shitty douchebag things. Archie Sonic is a shitty douchebag.
No.133756442
>>133756421
Neat!
No.133756512
>>133755181
>>133755200
>>133755212
It really do be like that.
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No.133756520
>>133756249
She has a close circle
No.133756540
>>133756422
>It's the point I'm trying to make.
But not the point anon was making.
No.133756553
>>133756249
"Silver's personal cock-sleeve" is a great personality trait to have, anon.
No.133756569
>>133756553
Kek.
No.133756590
>>133755951
>>133756249
Isn't it weird how SEGA's official stance on Blaze is that she just randomly ended up in the future meeting Silver oneday in 06 through unexplained circumstances?
It's the popular theory that Blaze created the Sol dimension at the end of 06 and Rush is actually set afterwards, but none of that is from SEGA she's just there
No.133756654
>>133756249
She did until 06 retconned it to be "breast envy, end line"
As always, contact with Sonic Team instantly renders any good thing into dogshit
No.133756689
>>133744077
I'm stuck inside this damned death star wishing the future would toss me into the core to detonate this monumental stupidity.

Will the Sonic formula survive the loss?
No.133756743
>>133755192
I never even talked to tails (x), our relationship is purely militant. I don't know who they made tails in the other installment but you can be sure we weren't personal with eachother.
No.133756757
>>133756689
>>133756743
Zonic, please stop posing as Sonic.
No.133756790
All this gayworld stuff sucks and if you don't hate gayworld you are a problem that we are going to solve with horrible precision if you find any of us hedgehogs or foxes.
No.133756800
Guys, I think we broke him.
No.133756803
>>133756757
You'll probably be dead within 3 years, judging by how the matrix voodoo works.
No.133756824
wait until mobius engages the killswitch
No.133756835
lol you faggots come round get roboticized
No.133756889
>>133756800
there is a surprise from the dragon, a special genetic timebomb for you suckers of the beast. please conscript your peoples.
No.133756890
>>133756835
Roboticization is a dead technology.
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No.133757135
>>133756800
I can "fix" him
No.133757159
>>133757135
Starline NO!
No.133757227
>>133757135
>Starline's secret project
>He erased the Conductor's memories and turned him into a cyborg
No.133757490
>>133757227
>Conductor-cyborg swiftly turns on him and leaves him for dead, like his other creations did
No.133757579
>>133754360
Enjoy
https://fanfiction.net/s/11339210/1/Getting-Some-Tail-2
No.133757722
>>133757579
Oh my!
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No.133757800
>last page for one of the teams is a non-canon bad end but since it never got an update since 2018 that might as well be it for them
No.133757865
>>133757800
>bad end
...How bad, exactly?
No.133758110
>>133751128
>Not Sally using her royal right and out them in her harem.
No.133758550
Going to need an extra 30 minutes tonight.
No.133758593
>>133758550
Good to know, Conductor.
No.133758937
Things are getting dark and chaotic.
>>133758924