I wish sonic would impregnate me

>>131072637
Keep dreaming, Amy

So how does a squirrel and a hedgehog fuck?

>>131072733
ACKSHULLY Sally is a chipmunk. And to answer your question, very intense dual spin dashing.

>>131072637
We know, Sally.

>>131072637
Can it, Tails.

>>131072801
Dad was a squirrel, mom was a chipmunk, I believe the end result is "a ground squirrel"

Either way she was a terrible character, like a deconstruction of the childhood-best-friend-love-interest.

>>131072904
Sonic wasn't allowed to act like sonic around her, well untill the reboot but even then.

>>131072904
https://desuarchive.org/co/search/image/Uymjj5KXaJEACf3_K_5nxQ/

>>131072918
Which compounds the problem with her.

I always knew she wasn't well written, but holy shit, the last Ride really opened my eyes as to how awful she really was, and somehow breaking her and Sonic up made things even worse because they couldn't stop reminding us of it.

>>131072938
The Unofficial Conductor is based, nothing more. Nothing less.

>>131072941
Someone actually wrote a long, nicely detailed analysis on why sally was a poorly written love interest for sonic and why she would never work out for him, sadly I dont have it saved.

>>131072985
So did Ian, but he also wrote about why it could work. Granted that explaination of how it could have worked would have further turned Sonic into something he's not.

Sally is chip and Tammy's daughter. One favorite. Such a brilliant and lovely girl

>>131073002
Ian is a shitter
>what if we try to redeem le eggman
fucking really

>>131073147
Ian's creatively bankrupt at this point.

Evan's not much better. Even if her ideas are awful, at least she has them.

>>131073147
>>131073190
Please go the fuck back to /sthg/.

>>131073147
>what if we try to redeem le eggman
Eggman has never been evil enough to not warrant being redeemed outside of Archie. In fact, in at least two continuities (Boom and X) he's basically done more good than harm and is only still a "villain" because he still tries to take over the world every other day or so. AOSTH Robotnik is basically a harmless incompetent and Underground isn't much better. If you want to complain about 'good' or redeemed Eggman, you need to bitch about those continuities as well. Not that I expect an /sthg/-tier bandwagoning faggot like yourself to know the history of this franchise beyond shitty memes.

>>131072935
lol he really hates sally.

>>131073233
>le /sthg/ boogyman
can't accept not everyone gives a fuck about ian?

>>131072935
God, these spergs really do jump on every fucking Sonic thread they see without fail. Even when they're explicitly told everything beyond the games is a different continuity, they still look at it all through the lense of the games.

At this point, I'm fully convinced they fucking deserve the shit SoJ keeps churning out.

>>131073342
>muh Ian
Shut the fuck up you cockslurping, obsessed japdick-loving faggot.

>>131073359
Continue seething

>>131073303
It's what happens when you let obsession + hatred of Ian + hatred of anything that isn't purely the game continuity destroy any and all sanity you might have once had.

This is why you should have never created another thread OP,the archie OP image was just begging for trouble.

>>131073396
Its fine if he doesn't like Sally. Every one has their right to a opinion. I just found it a little funny that's all. Now lets not turn this thread into a disaster for conductor to return to. Dont want things to get too heated.

>>131073440
Next time just let the fucking thread die in peace

>>131073298
IMHO, Archie Eggman is just AOSTH Robotnik without the bungling. They're both incredibly petty psychopaths who would a burn a fucking city. It's just Archie Ivo succeeded.

>>131073401
OP's problem is that he made a second thread when there wasn't another Sonic thread on the catalog to draw in all the schizos, unhinged spergs, and other retards. That he used an Archie image was just the shit icing on the shit cake.

>>>131073440
Not liking Sally is one thing. Replying with the exact same image, filename and all, whenever Sally or the Freedom Fighters are discussed (and bringing up LGBT bullshit out of fucking nowhere no less) is destructive mental illness that should never be tolerated if you want to have a halfway decent thread.

You people treat these fucking lunatics like they're individuals with informed opinions instead of a cancer you need to cut out before it metastasizes and that's why every Sonic thread on this site outside of the ones for the movies immediately go to shit.

>>131073485
AOTSH Robotnik might be a psychopath, but he's honestly too incompetent to be effective. SatAM Robotnik is closer (especially since he and Archie Eggman were essentially the same person, just from different realities) and was not only competent, but ruthlessly efficient.

>>131073521
I’m sorry… was just trying to not sound like some Archie fan who gets super offended if someone doesn’t like something from it.

>>131072637
Silence, Shadow.

>>131073557
I like Archie myself, but I can freely point out and discuss its flaws if needed without brinlessly shitting on it. What that anon was doing was not that; he just wanted an excuse to shit on Sally and Archie along with Ian and would have kept going until the thread burnt out if he wasn't called out when he was.

It's even more blatant what he was doing too, when you factor in the fact that we've read both Ian and Evan's own work on this Ride and they were genuinely good, even Other M which people were acting like it was something terrible early on when we started. If he was actually here from the start, he'd know that Ian and Evan are both fully capable of writing compelling stories on their own. Their work on IDW is them at their lowest, and I blame that entirely on mandate shit.

>>131073521
>Archie image
this was unironically the main problem seriously its like you're asking for trouble

>>131072904
She was an objectively better character than anybody from SEGA with the exception of Tails and Knuckles, and you can tell it's true because she really makes Iizuka simps seethe.

>>131073620
Pretty much. Should ave used an eldritch abomination from Blue Murderer instead or Eggman's special recipe(tm). That would drive them off. Or if you don't want to use those, then Movie Sonic would work easily.

>>131073620
I Find it funny how StC doesn't attract the vitriol that archie does.

>>131072938
explain because we've had 3 conductors now
>the original
>the British one
>the current one

>>131073614
Oh ok. That makes sense.

Next time use ugly sonic as the op image
kek

>>131073622

>>131073641
>I Find it funny how StC doesn't attract the vitriol that archie does.
That would require more people to actually read it to see if they hated it or not.

>>131073641
That's because they hide their shitposting behind positivity towards StC. And even then, I've seen the same crap happen with StC itself, the Fleetway Ride literally ended with temper tantrums over Okida and Sonic the Comic-Online.

>>131073298
>AOSTH Robotnik is basically a harmless incompetent
>has tried to kill multiple individuals multiple times for petty reasons and could've succeeded if Sonic wasn't around
>harmless incompetent

>>131073641
Fleetway is pretty obscure in the Sonic community aside from things like Super Sonic and Tekno. But the threads for the series got pretty shitty at times. Funny enough, it's when meshing Archie in did those threads get better because it was fun stuff like the Zone Cops getting pissed at Fleetway mobians zone hopping as well as making Grimer and Metamorphia into Egg Bosses. But the absolute worst was the reception Sonic the Continuation got. I salute the STC Conductor for sticking to it despite some anons constantly bitching.

>>131073734
'Harmless' compared to other versions, yes. Even his murder attempts are comical and usually focused on whoever annoyed him that particular day. His big plots are often a whole lot less about dominating everything and just getting back at somebody who pissed him off or trying to off Sonic. Dude is an idiot who is very easily dominated by his vices. Dangerous because of that, sure. But still a mostly localized brand of danger.

If you piss off Archie Eggman and you're not Sonic or the Freedom Fighters, he'll just bomb you or if he wants to make it more torturous, he'll use something like the Egg Grapes. No elaborate plots, just death.

>>131073734
AOSTH is a fucking comedy so is boom
X eggman still tries to fuck everyone over at every given opportunity

>>131073794
Archie Robotnik/Eggman was unusually dark.

This thread needs more lewds

>>131073906
No it don't.

>>131072567
While I'm glad there's a new thread, I'd have picked a Ride meme as the image. We all know how "enthusiastic" some anons can be towards/against Archie and Sally.
>>131072637
I'd rather try to impregnate him!
>>131073298
Black Knight was the best written game in the entire franchise.
>>131073906
Based!

>>131073956
Ah would you rather have people bitch about archie instead then?

>>131074006
It was doomed to be that the moment they used Sally for the OP.

>>131074032
Well blame op for being a retard then

>>131074063
Personally I think they did it on purpose

>>131073906
What're we gonna do on the bed? Pomf =3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4Sb0HwFvQA

Speaking of lewds, I've found a perfect comic for ~after dark~. It'll require a lot of censoring, but it contains my favorite fetish lore that Sonic the hedgehog is the ultimate lifeform. It's by antena27 if you're looking for more lewds to crop.

Note to any aspiring Sonic fan comic artists: Don't use cursive for exposition heavy characters when you're writing it by hand.

OP here.

Fuck me. I'm really sorry. I didn't really intend to have a very hazy start and awful few comments from easily identifiable schizos. When I was picking an opening image, I had forgotten entirely about the fact Sally herself attracts some of the most awful people, no matter what. I was so suited onto the overwhelming comfort these threads have been bringing on, that I nearly forgotten about it.

Again, my bad. I legit just want to make side threads because, again, it's for spending best our remaining time together and more. Lesson-fucking-learned. If I'm ever around to make next thread (if people here either would like it or not mind majorly), you can be sure I will only pick Sonic and any other game Sonic character. No offense as meant for any Sally fans here, of course.

>>131073656
>>131073640
Noted.

>>131074130
Scourge should be cheering Kit on. Did we ever find out why Miles looked like he was in Moebian Hitler Youth?

>>131074164
To make him more like Snively

>>131074156
Dont sweat it. I made the exact same mistake back in the day.

>>131074156
No worries, Ironically you need to avoid anything from Archie (especially Sally), Fleetway, or IDW if you don't want to attract the schizos. Fleetway Super is usually fine though.

>>131074207
Kek

>>131074156
Next time use a sweet super schizonic in the OP

>>131074215
Unfortunately, it's the last coductor meme I've saved, I'm sure there;s more though.
>>131074227
This! I'd be in that thread even if it wasn't Ride-related.

Sally is a weapon. You just have to be a badass to wield her. It's like the end of The One with Sally at the top fighting off all those grimy inmates.
https://youtu.be/fCu_mJgnKCg
>I AM PRINCESS SALLY ACORN
>I AM NOBODY'S BITCH
>YOU... ARE ALL MINE

>>131074270
I've got another one by that drawanon. There's another that definitely can't be posted here.
>>>/plus/co/441145

>>131074352
I never knew that drew that but kek and wew!

>>131074352
Thanks! Really liked the other one too. Here's a Sally I censored to celebrate Konductor-kun's forced vacation.

>>131072637
Damn lewdposter, calm down.

>>131074156
Don't be so dramatic.

>>131074352
>Zonic doing something
What, did the fucker run out of chili dogs to stuff his face with?

Here we go again!
>>131074914

>>131074929
Again?

>>131074488
Damn that piss water.

>>131072637
Shut up, Silver.

>>131072637
Rip lewdposter

>>131072637
>t.male

>>131072637
t.fujo

Repostan here too!
The ride will continue pass the end of time!
Don't tell the Zone Cops!

Delicious schizo KINO

>>131077704
They've already found out.

>>131073620
Now we have to be afraid of the schizos that dont like Archie ? Fuck them

>>131074156
>>131074207
Dont let the schizos control your decisions guys

>>131077704
Nice!
>>131078311
I don't, but it's better to open with an image that won't attract them, and then fill the thread with as much Sally, Archie, IDW, and Fleetway as it will take! Also lewdness, but that should go without saying.

Not that Im vouching this for the ride, but is there really no decent sprite comic at all ?

>>131079449
Usually, MegaMan is the one who gets all the sprite comics. Because his and X' sprites are easier to modify.

>>131074314
KEK, fucking based post.

Only two pages of this comic.

>>131072567
Isnt this ship dead?

>>131080892
Even if this is little Amy, the question will always be relevant.

>>131080897
All ships are dead.

>>131072692
>>131072890
>>131072903
>>131073588
>>131076883
They can do way better. Also Shadow > Sonic in hottness.

>>131080921
Pleb taste, Sonic's the hot one, Shadow's for self-inserting as. Seriously though, they're both equally hot. FYI, I storytimed another fun ~after dark~ story in the other thread.

>>131081251
>Sonic's the hot one
>Sonic is too energetic and fucking cringe to be hot.

>>131081265
>Implying that's not what makes him hot to me.

Imagine not wanting the blue blur himself
couldnt be me

>>131081286
Exactly! He's hyperactive, dorky, and headstrong, but that only makes him more lovable.

You can ship Sonic with anyone!

>>131081640
Removing Sonic from Sally doesn't make her any less terrible.

>>131074314
Perfection.

>>131082493
For someone whos been a da user for 13 years this person doesn't have a lot of work (not counting the comic pages they have like 40 pieces of work)
Compare that to Gigi-D whos been on da for 12 years and has over 1k pieces of work

Was Sonic Maximum (a webcomic) posted in those threads? and if not, should I post the old version of it (the new one has just 4 pages)?

>>131081315
>Boar Mobian
C-cute.

>“–That is a depressingly mundane and boring answer, Miss Investigator.”

>“Life is depressingly mundane and boring, Cream.”

>>131081315
That poor boar.

>>131074488
Here's one I made of the second time it happened.

>>131074164
My guess is he has a lust for power and his family used the Acorns as puppets to get what they wanted. Explains why Alicia sounds defeated and subservient to him.

Look also goes counter to the carefree, ever thoughtful Tails who rejects his destiny.

>>131081275
>>131081286
>>131081303
>>131081640
>>131082493
>>131083020
I never want to meet you people in real life if that's what you think. Sonic is like Barney the Dinosaur, hes a one note note goofball icon thats not humanly interesting to fall in love with.

>>131085631
Don't care didn't read lol

>>131085631
Cope.

>>131085643
>>131085660
Neither do I, theres nothing attractive about any sonic character.

>>131085701
Sounds like a (you) problem

>>131085701
That sounds like a challenge.

>>131085743
>>131085754
Nah sonic is for artists and babies.

>>131085767
Dumb ESL retard.

No more (you)s for (you)!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt1-XjVXUMI

>>131086245
It's impressive how well this thing does Sonic.

>>131086254
must secretly be a sonic fan

>>131086245
The amount of love kids have for this crappy creepypasta is almost endearing, really. It was like the beginning of shit like HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD/EYES.

>>131086292
it took me far too long to realize that their love for EXE is completely unironic, it's fucking wild

If you're not willing to engage in wild feral sex with cute Mobian boys, you're not a real Sonic fan.

>>131086430
It's like the purest form of "Sonic, but dark and edgy." Tween boys would be all over it.

>>131083844
If this is anything like the other version then watch out. Sally shown in any sexy capacity will lead to a vacation.

>>131086292
Shit got its own wiki, the rabbit hole goes deep.

https://cult-of-x.fandom.com/wiki/Sonic.EXE_Wiki

>>131086845
>sonic recolors but with extra steps

>>131087110
it's any video game character now, it looks like, lmao

>>131087110
>sonic recolors
hohoho

>>131087358
I can't believe that one Recolors comic we did was an official production all along.

>>131086845
Mother of god

For the anon that asked about any SonSalAmy content. Not a comic but a FF7 Remake pic.

>>131085566
Nice, saved!
>>131085952
No worries, I'll have to tidy up a few of the entries anyway.
>>131085836
Based!
>>131086268
It's trained on Google image searches, so that means there's A LOT of Sonic on the internet compared to other topics.
>>131086292
I'm genuinely impressed that it's basically its own sub-franchise now.
>>131086668
Finally, someone gets it!

That's not very nice, Sonic.

>>131089431
Take your meds, Sonic.

THE RIDE™ AWARDS - FINAL DAY FOR NOMINATIONS

I'll mention it in the new thread, but today is the last day to get your nominations in. I'll be closing off the form a few hours after Konductor-kun's finished his storytime and will open the voting in the next thread.

I'm planning on doing ranked choice voting: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Instant-runoff_voting. It simulates a voting tournament where the least popular candidate is eliminated and their votes go to the next preference until only one remains. Essentially, if your first choice is unpopular, your other choices will count. IF YOU DON'T WANT THIS, LET ME KNOW.

https://forms.gle/eXowPmeKrqZXWZVT8

>>131091263
I've gotten basically all the picks I wanted at this point, so I'm good.

Sonally or Sonamy?

>>131091326
Excellent, we've got a lot of good choices so far!
>>131091370
Sallamy because it sounds like salami.

>>131091370
neither

>>131091370
Sonash.

>>131091442
t. Mogul

>>131091442
Based!

>>131091370
Tailsouge

>>131091672
>Shadouge
FTFY

>>131086245

>>131091760

I hope you all know the final non-TGT is being storytimed right now. It's got spider-twinks!
>>131092112
>>131092112
>>131092112

>>131074270
>I'm sure there;s more though.
>>131074352
>I've got another one by that drawanon.

I'm happy that I drew a few things you thought worth saving.
Would you like me to dump everything I drew vaguely in order (ignoring those three) starting with image related being my first proper contribution during the last of the Fleetway(?) threads?
I daren't spam in a storytime thread because it'd all be out of context and rude.

These threads have been the nicest place on this site for me but I did stop reading a few weeks ago so I have nothing new to assert dominance with over the degenerate, hedonistic, edge hoarding, foot loving, Sally lusting, Tails chasing, unfinished comic posting Conductor.

>>131094391
Go for it!

>>131094391
>>131094419
5th/6th of February, no context needed beyond it appears to be during my favourite comic the conductor storytimed with the neon pink guyliner.

>>131094730
7th/8th February. Huh that was fast after the last, though file dates aren't necessarily accurate. Same story. I put choco-Rouge in her old outfit that was obvious never meant to be worn by her.
The page that inspired it had a gamer chair the artist couldn't decide how to draw.

>>131091370
Sonaze

>>131094827
16th/17th February. Posted at the start of the thread to eat up all those delicious (You)s.
And no-one noticed the references that have nothing to do with Sonic, oh woe is me.

>>131094932
6th/7th March. I don't think there's any context besides me liking the Hamlin poster. No there's no Sonic-Presidente crossover (he'd certainly be friends with Eggman) but we had at least one comic where Sonic did confront a banana republic dictator before becoming covered in spaghetti bolognaise.

>>131095052
18th/19th March. Conductor said the line during a Blaze comic but did he mean it in the way I took it? Who knows!

>>131095103
25th/26th March. Not one single (You) to memory and I swear the thread was still alive during British posting hours.
Even my Sonic loving friend didn't (You) me over discord. Maybe it's just awful. Yes I like writing (You) to upset (You) who are Ctrl+Fing this thread.

>>131095183
17th/18th May. No prizes for guessing the inspiration, besides being in tribute to the Maxposter who I was going to post it in response to but I lost all steam (big drawing too, no surprise there given my skill level) and exited my several month long Sonic phase (I can't imagine how you all manage it for decades) and stopped reading along here, and returned to drawing normal god forsaking anthros and adding boobs to things that are neither mammalian nor animal.

>>131095284
All nice work.
>returned to drawing normal god forsaking anthros and adding boobs to things that are neither mammalian nor animal
Whatever it takes to pay the bills.

>>131094844
Only in your dreams, Blaze.

>>131095183
I would have given you a (You) but I was either asleep or missed your post. Sorry, draw-anon ;_;

>>131094844
>Silvaze
FTFY

>>131094391
Thanks for reposting all these, they really livened up the threads! Would've given you more (you)s in the threads but the timezones are a bit of a nightmare. I feel the same about these threads, they've be a little oasis from the general Sonic-related shitstorms.
>>131094391
>I daren't spam in a storytime thread because it'd all be out of context and rude.
It's generally fair game once the storytime's over so I wouldn't worry about it.

>>131095284
>You win. For now, old man

>>131091370
Sonamy

>reopen notes of hopes and dreams to draw as random funny shit
>spelling errors, insomniac spelling errors everywhere!
Two rough pieces because why not.
Top was an attempt to draw something nice for the finale, several months in advance. No it never went further than a .txt and that scrap.
Bottom is what if Eggman invaded The Ride™ by triangulating the Conductor's home (and using a Nintendo Power Glove to control a giant badnik). 4.5 pages "completed" in rough, 6 were planned, ultimately only the 2 here were presentable.
>>131095372
>Whatever it takes to pay the bills.
Unpossible! Amateurish scrawls don't pay half minimum wage!
So you're safe from my hand for now.
>>131096282
I'll never forgive you!

>>131097512
These are really great, thanks for posting!

>>131097512
Please have mercy!

I don't know if that's an age appropriate dance.

What are your thoughts on Sonic and the Black Knight?

>>131100790
Better then Secret Rings thanks to it having an actually normal control scheme with the Wiimote waggling going to controlling Sonic's sword swings instead. The story's whatever just like Secret Rings, though I guess you'll get a kick out of it if you enjoy Sonic characters being used as Arthurian legend stand-ins.

>>131100790
Best characterisation of sonic
Just before he got neutered

>>131072904
>>131072941
>>131072985
What was wrong with Sally?

>>131101127
Lets not restart another autisic argument here please

Remember that Bleak Circumstances comic where Whisper got btfo? The artists posted new art for it and uhhhh

>>131102130
>Remember that Bleak Circumstances comic

No.

Is that a fancomic? If yes, why should anybody care?

>>131102153
Yes. I wanted to post it for how weird it looked lol

>>131101193
RIDE.

NEVER.

ENDS.

>>131102176
>tfw learning that this page is one of Gray's least favorite that he ever drew

>>131102260
>tfw irrelevant

>>131072941
>ut holy shit, the last Ride really opened my eyes as to how awful she really was,
No, she wasn't.

>>131102888
>>131102358
>>131102260
>>131102176
>>131101193
>>131101127
Welp, here we go again.

>>131102944
Okay, serious objective point: the actual issue is that most writers have no fucking idea how to write a working, functional relationship that is still entertaining, especially for the main protagonist.

All they can do is drama, drama, drama, to the point they become a completely of a dysfunctional couple.

And as much as some may try to make both equally wrong, the main characters can't be at fault so it inevitably fall back on the other partner.

"Just write a couple that work" is something they are simply unable to do.

>>131102153
>Is that a fancomic? If yes, why should anybody care?
Literally fuck off. You're in a thread for fancomics, which has been going on for MONTHS, asking why fancomics are being posted? Are you retarded?

>>131100779
Tom quickly comes to regret letting him overhear that song.

>>131101127
If I've learned anything from The Ride™, it's that Sally should be pink, morally ambiguous, and have a cool sword. Sally's Inner Struggle/Rise of the Queen for those who don't get the reference >>130956145
>>131102130
Well, I remember her being less perforated, so that doesn't look good. Glad to hear it's updating though. FYI, Bleak's nominated for best original villain so be sure to vote! Seriously, vote. It took about 6 fucking hours to get all the links right for each entry.
>>131102260
I could believe it. I'm guessing the writer didn't like writing it either, and that it was mandated from the editor.

hey i missed yesterdays thread what comics did we do? anyone got a link?

>>131104043
>>131092112

>>131104043
see >>131092885

More precisely,
>>131092130
>>131094597
and
>>131099401

>>131104043
Conductor posted Sonic Future, then anons posted Other M issue 11 and Sonic Maximum.

>>131104078
>>131104083
>>131104087
Thank you

Let's say that """"hypothetically""" I went the 50 Shades route and converted my Sonic fancomic into an original comic, how close should I keep it? Like if I were to say that it was based on Archie Sonic then you would be able to point at stuff and be like "yeah, that is that and this is this." And I have been coming up with future characters and I already have a not-Finitevus planned.

>>131102130
Kind of makes me wonder why the artist restarted the comic, hasn't posted anything beyond a few pages of the new version of the comic, then the cover for issue 2, pretty much admitting they haven't done anymore pages and wanted to do the cover, and then this which is the aftermath of what we already saw with the incomplete pages of the first version. Why not just finish the pages and just redo the earlier ones to make any changes and keep going? It's about as head scratching as making an OC that is literally mobian Ulquiorra.

>>131104532
You'd really need to go out of your way to make yourcharacter appreciably different from Sonic's main cast. Especially Not!Knuckles or any other Echidnae. Especially if you're looking to make money off of it. Sega doesn't own the color blue, small woodland creatures or going fast, but if you put those three together a judge might well rule in their favor if it goes to court.

>>131104911
Oh there's no way I'd be that blatant. They're not the same species or proportions or anything like that. It's more like personalities.

>>131105020
Off topic, but you just reminded me of World War Blue, that parody anime based on the Sega vs. Nintendo console wars. The dub for that show had a bunch of Sonic quotes in it, some even taken from the DiC cartoons. Mike Pollock was in there, too.

https://youtu.be/AF7ALfK0nks

look at these two go!