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Unofficial Sonic Storytime: Sonichu A+

No.130548531
Previous Thread: >>130528128

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This is interesting. A Sonichu comic that’s… not entirely a shitpost? I must admit, I am disappointed but it’s still a solid enough story to do. So let’s get started with Sonichu A+.

https://sonichuaplus.thecomicseries.com/

Note: Starting on May 29 we will do Tails Gets Trolled. The whole main series.

Also, last thread had an update for Cosmic Tales. Check the OP of the last thread for posts replying to it.
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No.130548571
>>130548531
Words!
No.130548584
>>130548531
>Sonichu fan comic
... Okay. That is a thing that exists, apparently.
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No.130548592
>>130548571
What's his catchphrase? "Let's pika to it"?
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No.130548605
>>130548531
Sorry to interrupt this storytime, but it’s red alert guys
https://twitter.com/KenPenders/status/1524159845837918209
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No.130548619
>>130548592
Meanwhile...
>>130548584
But of course!
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No.130548649
>>130548619
I forget how the fight in SA1 went. I think you just keep running at Perfect Chaos and hit him as fast as possible or something.
No.130548658
>>130548605
>that fucking photo background
Ten years, Ken. Ten years.
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No.130548670
>>130548605
No.130548673
>>130548605
>first DNF 2001
>now this
it's happening
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No.130548674
>>130548649
Oof!
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No.130548685
>>130548674
BUUUUUUURP!
>>130548605
Damn... that's something...
No.130548686
>>130548649
Like most of the copypasted Super Sonic final bosses it's just bop the guy X times before your rings run out and getting hit just knocks you back.
No.130548692
>>130548531
TAKE ME DOWN TO CWC CITY
WHERE THE PLOTS ARE CRINGE AND THE OC’S ‘TISTIC
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No.130548702
>>130548685
Uhhh Chaos, what are you doing?
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No.130548725
>>130548702
The fuck is happening?
>>130548686
Ah, 10/10 game design. I guess it's okay since it's the first 3D game not counting 3D Blast.
No.130548729
>>130548584
I'm sure there are a few more
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No.130548744
>>130548725
Now there's a second yellow thing!
No.130548754
>>130548725
>3D Blast
STILL THE BEST ONE BY A COUNTRY MILE AND ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE IS A DOGGONE FLOSSING ZOOMER
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No.130548773
>>130548744
And what would your reaction be to seeing that?
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No.130548789
>>130548773
OHNONONONO!
>>130548754
I remember playing the shit out of that game when I was a kid.
No.130548795
So is this like a shitpost comic ?
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No.130548802
>>130548773
>And what would your reaction be to seeing that?
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No.130548817
>>130548789
Photoshop filter attack!
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No.130548824
>>130548605
Is that a fucking cutie mark?
No.130548830
>>130548584
There’s quite a few high quality ones, and dozens of shitposts. I’ll post links to some of the better ones later.
>>130548605
He made these around a year ago. At his current rate we’ll be waiting another 20 years before the first issue is finished. Still, got to love the stock photo backgrounds.
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No.130548842
>>130548817
Nani?
>>130548795
It's a something. Doesn't really go crazy on the memes or anything.
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No.130548860
>>130548842
Whoever's controlling this Sonic SUCKS!
No.130548868
>>130548824
>TFW Ken Penders vs. Hasbro in court.
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No.130548875
>>130548860
That was close!
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No.130548901
>>130548875
Deja vu?
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No.130548916
>>130548901
I'm freaking the fuck out!
No.130548941
>>130548868
Now I really want a courtroom drama where Penders sues increasingly powerful companies. Final episode’s has him in the international court suing Australia for infringing on his copyrights on echidnas.
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No.130548943
>>130548916
https://youtu.be/Upsm3E2NUI8
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No.130548967
>>130548943
It's time to stop pikaing around!
No.130548969
>>130548916
This is what you get for not taking your schizophrenia medication, Sonic
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No.130548988
>>130548967
Damn Sonic, you're getting outdone by your pokedouble.
No.130549012
>>130548967
ENTER
No.130549019
>>130548967
>>130548988
>Esto es el fin, Chaos!
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No.130549021
>>130548988
Perfect Chaos used Tentacle Slap! Perfect Chaos' attack missed!
No.130549026
>>130548988
Of course, Sonichu’s the most powerful being in the CWCverse, after his creator.
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No.130549040
>>130549021
Over here!
No.130549044
>>130549026
Not true, Magi-Chan is stronger, as befits CWC's prophesied husband.
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No.130549053
>>130549040
It's super effective!
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No.130549071
>>130548988
ONCE AGAIN THAT MENACE IS SCREWING UP! AND THERE'S ANOTHER ONE?!
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No.130549080
>>130549053
Nice!
>>130549026
>>130549044
Anons please, no need to debate power levels.
No.130549087
>>130548584
There are more than a few.
No.130549094
>>130549044
That’s a good point actually, a character’s power is based on their standing with their creator.
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No.130549106
>>130549080
He can talk?! Or do I now understand pikachu?
No.130549128
>>130548605
>>130548670
>literal stock photo backgrounds
This is what it took him a decade to create. Just keep that in mind.

Also, SEGA is going to fucking rape him the instant the other designs get shown and he tries to sell this shit as he intended to.
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No.130549130
>>130549106
Ooooh he mad!
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No.130549149
>>130549130
That's a lot of blue!
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No.130549172
>>130549149
Too slow!
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No.130549186
>>130549172
Oooooh! What amazing action this is! A comic this good would have no trouble seeing print!
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No.130549210
>>130549186
Except...
No.130549218
>>130548754
>not flossing to show your superiority
Robotnik is disappointed.
No.130549219
>>130549128
It’s becoming increasingly obvious he has no intention of making a comic, he’s just going through the motions to show he’s using “his” characters so he can sue/collect royalties. Sega (and especially Paramount) are definitely going to kerb stomp him if he tries anything.
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No.130549236
>>130549210
But what's this? A creator denied his destiny? A deal forged in darkness? What does it all mean? Honestly this chapter doesn't amount to much... so far. But we'll see what else this comic has in store for us after a 10 minute break.
No.130549245
>>130548824
Might b a birthmark (assuming Ken is smart enough to justify it using that), but it unironically looks like the purple horse's cutie mark yes.
No.130549261
>>130548967
ENTER A THING
No.130549274
>>130549236
I recognize those lips, it’s got to be that dang dirty troll Clyde Cash!
No.130549333
IDW kino tonight
No.130549341
>>130549026
>>130549044
Didn't some trolls invade cwcville and raped and tortured a bunch of characters?
I'm pretty sure they are the ops
No.130549345
>>130549245
I’m surprised it isn’t a Star Trek communicator, at least he’s branching out in the things he rips off.
No.130549348
>>130549071
In fairness JJJ, this is Adventure 1 Sonic. He's a weak, flimsy baby.
No.130549399
>>130549210
Ouch.
No.130549403
>>130549341
That was the idea guys. They convinced CWC that they had a moon laser and would blow up CWCville if he didn’t send them money and add what they wanted to the comics.
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No.130549405
>>130549236
The first chapter's events don't really matter just yet for this comic. But the bigger thing to tell you all is that the first chapter was labeled a remake because it was a redo. These aren't remakes so you're going to see a dip in quality for art but then it picks back up after a while.
No.130549420
>>130549333
>IDW
>kino
Nope.
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No.130549423
>>130549405
So we're just following Sonichu now.
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No.130549443
>>130549423
ENTER AM-- I mean... RAICHU... I guess...
No.130549447
>>130549443
What the fuck is going on
No.130549451
>>130549403
He also degraded himself on camera and slapped himself a bunch of times
I hate it when trolls are too mean to Chris, trolling Chris should be wholesome
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No.130549460
>>130549443
Nidoking? More like Nidoincel!
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No.130549483
>>130549460
Bop!
>>130549447
It becomes more coherent as we go along.
No.130549491
>>130549451
That's what happens when most of the people continuing to "troll" (bully/abuse/fuck you over) you are bored Kiwifarms lunatics and schizos who'd love nothing more than to see you dead or broken.
No.130549496
you still didn't storytime the FCBD issue
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No.130549501
>>130549483
Raichu just splooshed!
No.130549504
>>130548670
Weird octopus looking hair
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No.130549519
>>130549501
Don't open your mouth while running that fast or you'll get a lot of bugs in your teeth!
No.130549533
>>130549496
Have IDW Conductor do it.
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No.130549535
>>130549519
Meanwhile...
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No.130549560
>>130549535
Meanwhile meanwhile...
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No.130549575
>>130549560
More like Weiner's Way, amirite?
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No.130549593
>>130549575
The fuck kind of password is that?
No.130549594
>>130549575
It DOES look...oddly phallic, Conductor.
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No.130549606
>>130549593
Pfft, they look like losers!
No.130549615
Big Nukem game was leaked
No.130549623
>>130548605
>just one page
Oh, I thought that it was finally dropping. Well, it's something.
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No.130549631
>>130549606
Sonichu is an even bigger hobo than Sonic. That's something!
>>130549594
The white at the top is doing it no favors, too.
No.130549643
>>130548670
I feel like I've already seen this?
No.130549650
>>130549593
A German one, I'm guessing.

>>130549623
You and I both know it's gonna be another decade before a full issue drops. And that's assuming Penders doesn't try to sue Paramount and gets his asshole reamed before then.
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No.130549652
>>130549631
Wait a second, those aren't giant rock balls!
>>130549623
There's a second page posted in this thread.
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No.130549654
>>130548531
>>130548592
>>130548619
>>130548649
>>130548674
>>130548685
>>130548702
>>130548725
>>130548744
>>130548773
>>130548789
>>130548817
>>130548842
>>130548860
>>130548875
>>130548901
>>130548916
>>130548943
>>130548967
>>130548988
>>130549021
>>130549040
>>130549053
>>130549080
>>130549106
>>130549130
>>130549149
>>130549172
>>130549186
>>130549210
>>130549236


Okay, now that's what I call a remake of an infamous webcomic that everyone hated for two decades.
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No.130549676
>>130549652
Yeah, thunderbolt! That'll work on them!
>>130549650
Or Swedish. That chef muppet keeps saying it. Hope it's not a swear word.
No.130549677
>>130549652
If they were, I'm not sure this comic could make it past the mods.

>>130549654
It's like Boom, a kind of redemption story for an infamous comic.
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No.130549688
>>130549676
Is that what you have to do just get back to your home? Fuck that!
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No.130549712
>>130549688
I want to joke about the upskirt shot but I fear that this page would actually be deleted.
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No.130549720
>>130549712
Uhhhh, what's that graveler doing?
>>130549677
This is exactly the kind of comic you'd expect to pull that kind of shit.
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No.130549740
>>130549720
That looks painful!
No.130549743
>>130549688
I guess he wasn't fused with Ash's Piakchu, since he can't shock Ground types.
No.130549745
>>130549712
>upskirt shot
Just give her some modesty shorts under the skirt.
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No.130549756
>>130549740
I hope that's jelly. It's not jelly, is it?
No.130549776
>>130549615
>Their ass is grass, Froggy! And I've got the weed whacker!!
No.130549778
>>130549756
It would probably still be cause for worry even if it was, since I don't think you should be eating that much jelly anyway. But yeah, that's probably blood.
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No.130549783
>>130549756
Fuck!
>>130549743
That little yellow bastard has to be a god at this point.
No.130549785
>>130549756
>It's not jelly, is it?
It's blood from the mouth. Just to let you know.
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No.130549804
>>130549783
Saved!
>>130549745
Or a black void of a shadow. Keep 'em guessing if she's wearing any panties or not.
>>130549778
Damn.
No.130549813
>Sonichu
Are we really?
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No.130549817
>>130549804
Hey now, Sonichu saw her first!
>>130549785
Damn.
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No.130549835
>>130549817
Sonichu has fainted!
No.130549836
>>130549813
Hey, blame Condcutor. Not our fault this time.
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No.130549861
>>130549835
Next chapter please!
No.130549865
>>130549813
how long untill this garbage is over? fuck sonichu
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No.130549878
>>130549861
>woah, you're huuuge!
He's probably got a lot of guts, too!
No.130549893
>>130549420
I mean, it's kino in the same sense as this Sonichu thing is kino.
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No.130549897
>>130549878
Why do gods keep giving these jobs to mortals instead of doing it themselves?
No.130549898
>>130549865
>fuck Sonichu
t. Rosechu
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No.130549915
>>130549897
As soon as Eggman hears about this, he's going to want to control it or something.
No.130549923
>>130549535
>tfw you crash into slumber
No.130549932
>>130549865
It’s more Pokémon at this point than anything else, don’t get your panties in a twist
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No.130549940
>>130549915
She looks like she fucks... you know...
No.130549956
>>130549861
>fucking Darkrai
Oh boy
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No.130549960
>>130549940
Hey, it's the famous city, CWCVille!
No.130549969
>>130549893
This comic is mostly just a Pokemon fancomic than anything else, and is at least entertaining in its random chaos. I cannot say the same about IDW.
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No.130549975
>>130549960
Stranger danger!
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No.130550000
>>130549975
A net? What type of pokeball is that? And can I have one?
No.130550020
>>130549915
>Eggman: "an evil cosmic demon sealed away to protect the universe? Smells like OPPORTUNITY to me!"

>>130549940
Her Pokemon? Well, that's not unlikely yes.
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No.130550025
>>130550000
BOW BEFORE MY GET
https://youtu.be/fOsdy1ZsXUs
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No.130550056
>>130550025
Free Italian lessons! Learn some Italiano todayo!
>>130550020
A god! I'll steal it! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
No.130550070
>>130550000
WITNESSED
No.130550074
>>130550000
Nice get, you have retroactively willed the Net Ball into existence going all the way back to, what, gen 3?
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No.130550082
>>130550056
Electric vs electric? This fight could go either way!
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No.130550112
>>130550082
https://youtu.be/2Jmty_NiaXc
>>130550070
Yeahhhhhhhhhh!
>>130550074
Now I can get a date!
No.130550132
>>130550082
ENTER TEAM ROCKET
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No.130550135
>>130550112
Take that you stupid bird!
No.130550145
>>130550112
I'm glad the author was able to capture the hilarious energy of Drill Peck as seen in Sonichu.
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No.130550161
>>130550135
Ballin'
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No.130550192
>>130550161
Oh, what's going on now?
>>130550145
It does look pretty funny.
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No.130550217
>>130550192
Aw shit! And what an ultimate time to take our final 10 minute break for the night!
No.130550241
schizo tails will be the new player will be added to the slot with zielo and the others
No.130550243
>>130550217
>not making Shadow a Pichu
Wasted opportunity
No.130550249
>>130550192
He's not talking because he's right-fucking pissed you dim.

>>130550217
ENTER GIOVANNI
ENTER SHADOW
No.130550257
>>130550217
Blachu, the Cherry Cola Criminal!
No.130550285
So do you guys think this comic is worse than tails get trolled or better ?
No.130550321
>>130550285
Comparing ANYTHING as better or worse than TGT is folly
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No.130550394
>>130550217
Sonichu vs Fakerchu!
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No.130550415
>>130550394
Geez Sonichu, he's just in a tank right now.
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No.130550439
>>130550415
Nait's the kind of guy that acts like a douchebag but you kind of see why he does and is allowed to do so.
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No.130550466
>>130550439
So why is Raichu defenseless? Shouldn't she be able to handle herself? She is a pokemon, not to mention an Amy expy.
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No.130550485
>>130550466
Only three places above you? Sounds like a fun challenge!
No.130550503
>>130550466
She’s also a, and Allah forgive me for uttering this word, woman
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No.130550505
>>130550485
Even as pika variants, hedgehogs just can't get along.
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No.130550532
>>130550505
Geez, calm down!
>>130550503
Le gasp!
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No.130550551
>>130550532
BUZZ
No.130550556
>>130550466
What do you mean? amy is usless as fuck in the games too
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No.130550573
>>130550551
ENTER... THIS GUY
No.130550592
>>130550556
She's pretty good in the Advance games.
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No.130550598
>>130550573
Gotta clean up the mess made by those mooks.
No.130550603
>>130550573
ENTER… OLD SNAKE
No.130550617
>>130550573
Old Snake? METAL GEAR?! It can't be....
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No.130550621
>>130550598
>egg tech
Huh, something familiar about all of that.
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No.130550646
>>130550621
And it doesn't even need a giant emerald! Ha!
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>>130550646
octo tranny?
No.130550670
>>130550285
Tails Gets Trolled is simultaneously better and worse than the shitpost comics it's compared to.
No.130550674
Just found this one OP.
https://www.deviantart.com/ragevx/art/Hedgehogged-Arc-1-Chapter-1-Variant-Cover-482761024
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No.130550676
>>130550646
ENTER METALCHU
>>130550603
>>130550617
Old Snake?! Who's that?
No.130550689
>>130550556
She's pretty capable in Battle.

>>130550573
Is that fucking Big Boss.
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No.130550693
>>130550676
That's actually a pretty good design.
>>130550674
We already did that one.
No.130550708
>>130550573
We Smash now
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No.130550713
>>130550693
Metalbros... not again...
No.130550727
>>130550598
>I do not prefer fights that are simply "punch punch, kick kick". Too predictable and primitive for my tastes
This guy just called out shonen as a fucking genre, jesus.
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No.130550732
>>130550713
That's a very Vegeta thing to want.
No.130550740
>>130550551
>>130550485
>>130550466
It's interesting to see a Sonichu rewrite that portrays Kel as nearly as reprehensible as Chris. Usually she's depicted as an innocent.
No.130550756
>>130550674
Hedgehogged my beloved. But yes, we already did that sadly.
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No.130550757
>>130550732
Damn, Sonichu just got owned!
>>130550727
There's still yelling and shooting beams of energy for several minutes!
No.130550762
>>130550646
For some reason Neir Automata robutt is a Rocket goon.
No.130550771
>>130550713
Damn it, Metal keeps taking L's.
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No.130550778
>>130550757
>blake
Seriously?
>>130550740
I have never read the original Sonichu so I can't tell any similarities or differences between the two.
No.130550791
>>130550693
>We already did that one.
Yeah, getting anything new has become harder and harder.

I'd be surprised if we find anything else at this point unless it comes out while the ride is still going.
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No.130550795
>>130550778
Last chapter!
No.130550801
>>130550778
If this is a rabbithole you're willing to take the Ride down there are a lot of Sonichu rewrites, and I mean a LOT. Kiwifarms is remarkably productive.
No.130550809
>>130550778
Nait really wishes he got to continue his fight and didn't get interrupted for this edgy Shadow-clone.
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No.130550813
>>130550795
Words!
>>130550791
I'm still finding comics. I find them on the side of deviantart pages when looking at pages of Sonic comics. And some do suddenly come out of nowhere.
No.130550825
>>130550791
There are still a ton of comics on Deviantart alone. And Tumblr has even more.
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No.130550833
>>130550813
>end my suffering... please...
Jesus Christ.
>>130550801
I'm not that interested in Sonichu aside from comics that take it in interesting directions. And even then we don't have much time left for a whole slew of them.
No.130550842
>>130550791
>>130550813
The release of the second movie has also seemingly raised a ton of comics from the dead and inspired people to create several more. So we're currently seeing a bunch of new additions cropping up.
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No.130550852
>>130550833
That's pretty edgy.
>>130550809
He was just starting to have fun, too!
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No.130550876
>>130550852
Sorry Sonichu, you aren't dead.
>>130550842
I've found a lot of stuff based on the movies. Most of it on twitter.
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No.130550891
>>130550876
Hey, I recognize that tail!
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No.130550911
>>130550891
Well, it's a raichu.
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No.130550933
>>130550911
Weird place to play a lopsided piano.
No.130550951
>>130550911
It's *a* Raichu, but it's not HIS Raichu.
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No.130550955
>>130550933
What type of pokemon is she supposed to be?
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No.130550964
>>130550933
>Weird place to play a lopsided piano.
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No.130550974
>>130550955
Yeah, good luck with this guy.
>>130550951
Awwwwwww!
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No.130550990
>>130550974
ENTER EGGMAN
>>130550964
I guess not.
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No.130551004
>>130550990
It's definitely different seeing Eggman working for someone.
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No.130551025
>>130551004
Missed opportunity to make all the badniks into metal versions of pokemon.
No.130551027
>>130550955
A Pichu maybe?
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No.130551041
>>130551025
Big McLargeHuge!
>>130551027
Maybe.
No.130551047
>>130551041
You just know
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No.130551053
>>130551041
Glass is very effective against a lot of pokemon and people.
No.130551055
>>130551041
Okay, but why is your shirt off Old Snake?
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No.130551078
>>130551053
On the one hand, a talking sword would be neat. However, an annoying talking sword might not be that neat.
>>130551047
No, he seems like an honorable man.
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No.130551095
>>130551055
Snake?
That's clearly Master Monk.
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No.130551097
>>130551078
We're not alone...
No.130551106
>>130551078
>Old Snake became a chuuni
I always know Raiden was a bad influence
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No.130551114
>>130551097
Oh no, it's Blake!
No.130551120
>>130551078
That's because it IS a fever dream, Raichu.
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No.130551134
>>130551114
She seems to be losing her patience with our hero.
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No.130551147
>>130551134
Oof!
No.130551155
>>130551147
Rea femcel hours
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No.130551159
>>130551147
Oh no, someone is spray painting the sky red!
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No.130551177
>>130551159
Yeah, that's what fire does.
No.130551185
>>130551159
Is it Chris-chan?
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No.130551194
>>130551177
One does not simply fight fire. Unless with maybe... more fire...
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No.130551213
>>130551194
Remember when she was all meek and scared and begging for her life? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
No.130551231
>>130551147
Himbo being a himbo as usual.
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No.130551240
>>130551213
And that's it for this comic so far! It's still updating and the last four pages were posted on https://twitter.com/Toonish6

Tomorrow at 9pm EST we're going to do a Schizo Super Sonic comic! That seems to be pretty popular with you kids.
No.130551248
>>130551194
More fire will not solve the issue. Unless you're Blaze.
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No.130551250
>>130551240
>Schizo Super Sonic comic!
OH SHIT whats the name
No.130551280
>>130551240
>still updating
Nice.

>Schizo Super Sonic
Very nice.
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No.130551285
>>130551240
Such a kino fancomic. 10/10 - IGN better then what CWC wrote.
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No.130551290
>>130551240
Awww yeahhhhh
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No.130551291
well now it time to resume on where we left off
look the previous thread if you want to see the rest of the pages
No.130551306
>>130551240
>Schizo Super Sonic comic! That seems to be pretty popular with you kids.
Cause he's fucking BASED you can't go wrong with the guy
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No.130551324
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No.130551327
>>130551240
The list grew quite a bit.
>>130551250
>OH SHIT whats the name
2021. That's the name.
>>130551291
Awesome!
No.130551344
>>130551327
The fuck kinda name is that
eh whatever it contains super schizo kino so i dont give a fuck
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No.130551396
>>130551240
Thanks for the storytime.
>Schizo Super Sonic
Nice I love schizos

>>130551291
Oh yeah! Time for edge
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No.130551408
No.130551415
>>130551291
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO
No.130551419
>>130551240
>Schizo Super Sonic comic
You can't tell but I'm masturbating really fucking hard right now.
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No.130551426
No.130551439
>>130551426
>Sonic lost an eye
Oof.
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No.130551451
>>130551441
bruh sonic is some daddly long legs shit man
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No.130551469
>>130551441
Sonic is LONG
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No.130551492
No.130551500
>>130551439
Man that sucks, he only had one to begin with.
No.130551510
>>130551476
>Right Eye and part of his right ear.
Damn. Shit is bad.
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No.130551516
>>130551500
Pretty certain the monoeye isn't a literal monoeye, it's just for aesthetic purposes. Not like the design does this any favors mind.
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No.130551558
>>130551540
Way to go, hot plate.
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No.130551608
>>130551600
The Heart
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No.130551611
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No.130551690
I know edgy creepypasta Tails has been a thing for a damn near decade but the little dude could easily become a pretty efficient villain. His film version just carried around a plethora of laser guns that were abnormally efficient.
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No.130551705
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No.130551722
No.130551723
>>130551687
Calm down Amy, jeez.

>>130551690
Movie Tails avoids the usual pitfalls of Tails risking going nuts and evil by the fact that IIRC he didn't live inside his village proper so that decreased the risks of them screwing with him. He can also fly stupidly fast, so he's not in risk of getting his tails crippled like this continuity's Tails did.
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No.130551739
No.130551745
>>130551690
>>130551723
Tails is literally a 300+ IQ genius on the level of Eggman. The only reason he didn't turn out just as bad as the Doctor is purely down to circumstances and meeting Sonic before things got worse.
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No.130551758
No.130551769
>>130551739
Long haired Amy is a cutie. I’d let her yell at me any day.
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No.130551785
>>130551723
what do you think would have happened if sonic told him to fuck off after learing that tails watched him bathe
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No.130551792
No.130551804
>>130551785
That tavern they were in? Burned to cinders. The people? Turned into a mecha meat suit powered by pure hatred. Sonic? Still way past cool.
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No.130551808
No.130551821
>>130551785
He'd likely still follow him around, but Sonic probably would later learn that the tavern he ended up in as well as much of the surrounding countryside wound up getting turned to ashes.
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No.130551826
No.130551829
IDW storytime
>>130551819
>>130551819
>>130551819
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No.130551843
>>130551785
Not even that weird considering the dudes naked 24/7. So is Tails. And Knuckles. They just have the common decency not to hang dong.
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No.130551866
No.130551876
>>130551843
>Wachowski family consists of three boys, two of which are teens and one kid who will start puberty in a few years
Green Hills girls better watch out.
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No.130551878
No.130551884
>>130551843
that scene finally kicked into my brain just how autistic tails really is.
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No.130551900
No.130551916
>>130551705
Worst girl in every timeline
No.130551917
lack of sex makes a fox mad
No.130551918
>>130551876
Knuckles is gonna go full on feral when Rouge inevitably shows up. Hopefully she knows how to handle a 4 headed penis with a lovable strong idiot behind it.
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No.130551920
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No.130551941
Do you guys think it would be better to post these in the afternoons ?
No.130551943
>>130551884
All three Movie bros are autistic. Movie Sonic literally staked out the Wachowski house for YEARS before he ended up revealing himself, to the point he outright nicknamed them based on their individual behaviors (which he also tried to emulate). Knuckles has been a violent rage monster most of his life, literally trusted the first shady guy to show him any appreciation and that baseball scene definitely shows he's as overexcitable as they come when he's ready. Tails is Tails.
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No.130551957
No.130551961
>>130551916
Jealous, freakish two tailed-fox hands typed this post.
No.130551963
>>130551941
Nah, at least for me. I tend to fall asleep and awake to find that the thread is dead in the afternoons.
No.130551973
>>130551943
that's the impression the movie left on me aswell, though knuckles has the most hope to becoming a well adjusted individual out of any of them. My hope for the third movie is that shadow also gets adopted and is also autistic.
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No.130551980
No.130551996
>>130551973
Shadow is autistic in every iteration so there’s no worry about that. I imagine he’s gonna join GUN though.
No.130552014
>>130551961
No reason to be jealous of the only girl Sonic canonically dislikes besides two tails isn't significantly more freakish than pink fur and a monoeye
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No.130552016
im just gonna post until page 124. I'll post more tomorrow before the storytime
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No.130552043
No.130552045
>>130552014
Sonic will never love you like you want him too; seethe, cope and take your meds, freak
No.130552065
>>130551973
Shadow is always autistic. Expect extreme levels of MUH RIA in movie 3.
No.130552069
>>130551941
I’m usually working in the afternoons so reading this late at night will be a treat. Follow your heart though and do what you wanna do.
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No.130552071
No.130552088
>>130552043
>Shadow and Knuckles still successfully joined the team
Nice. Too bad Tails went full lunatic world conqueror though.

>>130552071
>Espio and the Chaotix are around too
Lets hope they don't die like in that one comic.
No.130552091
>>130552045
Don't talk to Amy like that, she's very emotionally fragile
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No.130552096
>>130552069
I just want to avoid hitting bump limit, so I want to spread out a bit so everyone can read before the thread dies.
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No.130552119
>>130552096
Ah Shadow, a lovable grouch as always.
No.130552120
>>130552091
>t. goes schizo at the drop of a hat Gayls
No.130552136
Tails is a bi chad
No.130552141
>>130551996
>>130552065
Oh boy, I can't wait.
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No.130552144
No.130552150
>>130552117
>Well Knuckles. They say the best cure for wartime depression is fucking the ever loving shit out of an emotionally broken pink hedgehog.
No.130552156
>>130552136
Tails will fuck anything.
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No.130552167
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No.130552172
>>130552136
>Tails
>Chad
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No.130552194
im gonna add little more pages just so i can finish on a good note
No.130552202
>>130552172
your robot supremacy failed, cope
No.130552214
>>130552194
Now now Knuckles, I'm sure he has a perfectly understandable reason for this.
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No.130552248
>>130552194
>manlet Kniggles
Oh shit I didn't realize we were in a TRIPLETS BORN timeline
No.130552254
>>130552245
Why is Knuckles the only sane person here?
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No.130552266
No.130552270
>>130552254
Whenever Tails goes schizos his few braincells migrate to greener pastures
No.130552274
>>130552248
Sonia and Manic were unfortunately killed by Tails in this continuity.
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No.130552309
>>130551918
>tfw Knuckles likely has a better understanding of sex than the other two Wachowski brothers
One thing he can lord over them.
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No.130552349
>>130552309
with how much tails spies on people I'm sure he knows a lot about sex.
No.130552354
>>130552316
Long legs
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No.130552359
No.130552366
>>130552349
He mostly focused on Sonic, who doesn't have a goddamn clue about it to be fair.
No.130552370
>>130552309
>>130552349
Stop being such creeps
No.130552383
>>130552370
lolno
No.130552386
>>130552316
The legs disturb me deeply.
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No.130552395
>>130552349
>>130552309
>What is the pink hedgehog doing to Sonic?!
>Seems to be what is categorized in Pornhub as a “reverse mating press”.
>Don’t just sit there Fox! We have to save him before she completes eating his warriors pole!
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No.130552410
>>130552386
Anthro Sonic was really popular with the comics at the time.
No.130552414
>>130552316
>How do we establish that they’re older?
>Make them have really long legs
>You’re a goddamn genius Bill. Here’s my house keys.
No.130552417
>>130552370
Anon if you don't think having two teenage boys in the house won't result in the usual shenanigans, you are actually delusional.
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No.130552446
>>130552395
Kek

>>130552410
These people are sad, but they're making the most of it.
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No.130552467
>>130552383
>>130552417
Fuck off, this shit got old weeks ago and these aren’t your ERP forum
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No.130552471
and thats it for now.

Will sonic beat tails ? Find out tomorrow
No.130552472
>>130552437
>>130552451
Her Sonic pheromone meter just went off.
No.130552483
>>130552467
>Where do you think you are.jpeg
No.130552499
>>130552471
>Will sonic beat tails ?
I'm guessing no.

>>130552472
Her Sonic-detector seems to be in working order this time.
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No.130552519
>>130550713
FUCK
No.130552520
>>130552467
alright fine, so what do you think Knuckle's revenge on tails is going to be? besides the fact that it was probably nothing more than just a small joke and won't be acknowledged by the writers again.
No.130552522
>>130552471
Depends on what kind of personal firepower Tails is packing.
No.130552537
>>130552395
>>130552417
Tom and Maddie are probably well aware of the usual issues you have with teenage boys.

>>130552520
Knuckles will take his mint ice-cream when he least expects it.
No.130552546
>>130552471
Everyone just fucking dies right?
No.130552558
>>130552520
Knuckles is just gonna throw a car at him when he least expects it.
No.130552569
>>130552537
I hope that he runs tails over as a background gag, that'd be the best payoff
>>130552558
or that.
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No.130552584
>>130552520
Next time they play baseball, Tails gets to be the ball
No.130552595
>>130552537
>>130552558
>>130552569
If they're really brothers, they'll have an argument over some stupid bullshit that ends with Knuckles smacking him with a car into the middle distance whilst Sonic just watches with a tired expression.
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No.130552638
>>130551829
>it happened again
No.130552715
>>130552595
>After an argument over who would win in a fight between Bugs Bunny and Felix the Cat ended in a destroyed couch and several concerned phone calls Knuckles lies in wait until Tails is asleep.
>Hours later Tails wakes up in the middle of the Sahara dessert with only a RC Cola bottle and a pickle sandwich to keep him company.
No.130552734
>>130552638
WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING AAAAAAAAAAA
No.130553006
Are there any fan comics that have Rosy the Rascal in them? I love that crazy bitch to pieces and she’s very underutilized.
No.130553169
>>130553006
>using any other bizarros than Scurge and maybe Fiona
Why would anybody go and do that?
No.130553242
>>130553006
The best you'll get are the schizo versions of regular Amy. Rosy barely appeared in the comics.
No.130553251
>>130551240
A surprisingly good adaption of Chris's comics. Thanks for posting Conductor
>Schizo Super Sonic comic next time
HYPE
No.130553274
>>130552715
>Sonic is in the middle of their nonsense when he calls Maddie and Tom, who can hear Tails and Knuckles throwing shit in the background.
>Tells them to stop for more grapes, since Tails spitefully ate the last of them before Knuckles woke up.
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No.130553465
>>130552715
Now I just want to see them pranking each other to ridiculous extents become a running gag
No.130553484
>>130553465
It is law that brothers must prank and annoy each other.
No.130553524
>>130552471
I expect not. A Punished Tails is stronger then any Eggman army.
No.130553769
>>130553524
This. Sonic is going to get bodied.
No.130554034
>>130553006
I think Rosy has appeared a total of once, maybe twice, throughout the entirety of this Ride.
No.130554447
>>130552584
What a nice big brother.
No.130554789
>>130549087
>>130548830
I actually have a few recommendations for Sonichu comics, not for The Ride™, but for any anons interested in this weird part of internet history:
Sonichu: The animated series. Not a comic, but definitely worth a watch if you like Newgrounds humor.
The Real Sonichu. Ongoing, with a very fitting artstyle. Doesn't pull any punches characterizing CWC. The David Lynch of Sonichu comics.
Rosechu's Story. Likely abandoned. Very cute artstyle, focuses on Rosechu and her trainer. CWC is a fan.
Sonichu: The New Adventures. Finished. Cute artstyle, plays things largely straight.
As for where to find them, either check Google or the scary New Zealand bird gossip forum.
>>130550000
Nice digits, Sonichu truly is blessed by /co/
>>130550740
Definitely check out Rosechu's story.
>>130551745
He's got a slightly higher IQ than Eggman. I agree though, under the right circumstances, I could see him easily deposing Eggman and ruling the planet in the guise of keeping the peace.
No.130554799
>>130554789
Isn't there also Asperchu? I thought that was suppose to be pretty good.
No.130554817
>>130554799
Yeah, that's a very good one. Highly recommend. I didn't include it because it was a significant Christoric event, with CWC raging against it, and absorbing some of the characters into the Sonichu comics.
No.130554926
>>130554034
That sucks. I always liked her implied dynamic with Scourge and always wanted to see more of her. Penders fucked that up, but a man can dream.
No.130555225
>>130548605
How does he just get worse?
No.130555441
>>130555225
It’s impressive really. Penders really wants to draw realistically but can’t be fucked to let go of the large eyed style he’s obsessed with.
No.130555576
>>130555225
Too prideful. Was always his downfall.
No.130555665
>>130549491
Kiwifarms were the ones who told Chris about the Idea Guys and warned him off of them. Null was even helping Chris financially.
No.130556038
>>130555665
But they're so scary! They talk about weird people on the internet! Not like us, we would never do that, at least not with usernames.
No.130556101
>>130556038
B-b-b-ut they accumulate information that's already out there! They gossip about my favourite youtuber! They called me retarded when I went onto the site to organise harassment of an e-celeb's I dislike!
No.130556168
>>130556101
We must rise up and stop them! To keep in contact, here's my ssn and a collection of photos of me enacting my most embarrassing fetishes. Seriously though, it's an invaluable resource for all sorts of Sonic-related weirdos. Never bothered registering though, anonymous 4 lyfe!
No.130556252
>>130555441
I'm confused.
I don't know what Penders did before so I don't know if this is "worse" but it looks awful in general.
Was he just a writer for the old comics?
No.130556269
>>130556252
He was main writer for the Archie run for a very long time. He was absolutely obsessed with Knuckles and him having a vast family tree of OCs he made up. So obsessed in fact that he thought he basically owned Knuckles, which lead to lawsuits and one of the main reasons why the Archie run died.
No.130556317
>>130556252
>>130556269
He wasn't just a writer, he did pencils, layouts, inks, letters, colors, cover art, and a bunch of data files for Archie. After Flynn, he had the longest tenure on the comics. Very odd guy, very odd stories and dialogue, but the art was nowhere near as bad since he had editors sometimes paying attention. If you're interested in all his weirdness, thankskenpenders.tumblr.com has a lot of info.
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No.130557126
>>130551327
Forgot to mention konductor-kun, congratulations on finding a comic I'm incapable of thirstposting about.
>>130556864
We've seen a lot of Schizo Super Sonic, it's nice to see a regular Schizo Sonic.
No.130557146
>>130556864
Schizo Sonic without being Super just makes me think Tails got killed by something and now he's gone mad.
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No.130557590
TFW you'll never have Knuckles help you learn how to swim.
No.130557668
>>130557590
Looks like it's pretty hot today
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No.130557726
>>130557668
Nothing more refreshing than going for a swim with a friend!
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No.130557861
>>130557726
Had to reduce the resolution for this one to meet the filesize limits. It's very comfy though.
No.130557877
>>130557861
He chillin'
No.130557990
>>130548531
ZAP
TO
THE
EXTREME!
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No.130557998
>>130557126
>>130557146
There's a surprising amount of regular schizo sonic
Guess people just like seeing sonic go nuts, including me
No.130558009
>>130557861
Mood
No.130558031
>>130557998
Just the typical case of wondering "what if the main heroic character of the story went crazy for some reason?"
No.130558040
>>130557861
it's not looping
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No.130558047
>>130558031
A very kino trope indeed
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No.130558081
>>130557877
>>130558009
Makes you wanna sit back, enjoy the life
And do things you like doing, get to shine
>>130557998
>>130558031
>>130558047
It's really compelling! What would cause him to go schizo, and what is he capable of? The kino writes itself!
>>130558040
I think I fucked it up with the resize, it works on my local machine though. I'd do a reverse image search to get the full version.
No.130558147
>>130558081
I find it so weird that sonic team is so autistic over feet
No.130558278
>>130558081
>Four toes instead of five
Good change. More cartoony.
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No.130558396
If this threads on sonichu "fan" comics, I feel obligated to post this one
https://rosechustory.tumblr.com/post/85929898301/very-first-page-the-authors-notes-will-be-around

This comic is so much better than it has any right to be. Rosechu's dilemma I thought was beyond compelling and I was really invested in the relationship she had with both Kel and Sonichu. Unfortunately it ends up taking a nosedive soon after the gym battle with Chris but up until then it was just incredibly good..
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No.130558405
>>130558147
Iizuka must've seen all the foot fetish art and declared blob-feet for eternity. I wouldn't entirely blame him.
>>130558278
I hate that I have an opinion on this, but four toes does look less weird. I think three toes works better though since it makes them look more like cartoon animals.
No.130558440
>>130558396
Yeah, it's one of the best. I mentioned a few more here >>130554789 if you're interested. The Real Sonichu is by far my favorite, it's so fucked up in the best possible way.
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No.130558491
>>130558405
And I think three toes is too simple. The extra toe is like the middleground.
No.130558561
A good chunk of mammals have 4 toes on their hind legs, anything with 3 most likely has hoofs
No.130558628
>>130558491
Fair enough, I'm fine with either honestly.
>>130558561
That's a good point, certainly better reasoning than lol blob-feet.
No.130558669
>>130555665
And some people there still treated him as their personal lulcow and didn't give a shit about what happened to him, yes. The doesn't really contradict anything. They're a lot like 4chan where some people wanted to help Chris inbetween trolling him, but a lot didn't give a shit about him as a person.
No.130558963
>>130558669
It actually mirrors the two main approaches to the study of nature. Naturalists will document but not interfere, and conservationists believe interference is necessary to preserve the subject of study, although it's more of a sliding scale. He's always been a thoroughly fascinating character that's had a horrible life deserving of compassion, but is also completely rotten to his core. I can see why people would fall into either camp.
No.130559018
>>130558963
I can sympathize with him in the sense of "shitty family screwing you over at every turn" but I also acknowledge that he's a pretty terrible person overall. It's easy to see how he'd draw people to either group of people.
No.130559028
>>130558405
It's one of those things that I don't think about unless there's something about that sticks out to me. I don't even care about feet but when Sonic Team says that it's blob feet and they look like these awkward things that make no sense, it's going to induce the Streisand effect. It's like when DC said characters don't masturbate or that Batman doesn't eat pussy. Nobody's going to be thinking about that unless a really weird declaration comes out.

Also, I'm fine with three toes. Yardley makes it work.
No.130559064
>>130559028
Blob feet don't even make sense, but I'm not going to get into the why since there's some notorious /sthg/ autists who has sworn his life on defending this shit to the very end and will argue for hours in its favor. Not getting into that retardation again.
No.130559211
>>130559018
Yeah, either way he's still interesting to talk about even a decade after his discovery.
>>130559028
>>130559064
I've got to agree, as long as they looked plausible no one would even notice them (barring the fetishists). It's the decision to make them blobs that raises so many fucked up questions. Is it just one big toe? Do the have even have foot bones or is it like a squid's tentacle? Ether way it doesn't look stable. Even the official artwork looks like the characters would topple over.
No.130559716
>>130559211
Blob feet just makes me wonder how they don't constantly trip and snap their necks whenever they do anything. It implies they likely don't have any bones in their feet period, which further implies shit about the rest of their bodies. It's a goddamn mess that Iizuka and the rest of Sonic Team put themselves into like idiots instead of just saying they have normal feet.

So much like anything else sourced by that side of Sonic "canon", I simply ignore it and don't acknowledge the people who defend it. That's the simplest way of dealing with it, I think.
No.130559721
>>130559211
I mean there's the way that Forces did it. One big toe and a splodge next to it, like everyone's wearings socks+sandles.
No.130559761
>>130559721
That's basically the Usagi Yojimbo route of minimalist design, which still shows that they have normal feet underneath. Sega of Japan and Sonic Team aren't smart enough for this though, so at most I assume they have two toes or something like that.
No.130559941
>>130559761
Well yeah they go between socked sandals, bare sandals or those Japanese-style straw winter boots by the weather in the comic. Plus Stan goes the 4-toe route.
No.130559990
>blob feet
>Team Dark doesn't exist/Shadow doesn't have friends
>Knuckles and the Chaotix are kept apart despite the latter's whole introduction being as his supporting cast
>Classic and Modern divide
>reducing characters post-Colors into caricatures of themselves
>Two Worlds
>no economy
>Sonic cannot emote ever
>Metal Sonic constantly wanting to be Sonic but has zero development as a character
>past villains (except the Zeti) can't even be referenced or alluded to
SEGA's mismanagement of basically everything in this franchise is honestly hilarious. Thank God for the movies.
No.130560008
>>130559990
I'll always stand by western parties knowing better what to do with the Sonic franchise then anyone from Japan. Bar none.
No.130560034
>>130559990
Don't forget that they don't have the rights to a lot of their past Sonic franchises and have characters that they can't or refuse to use.
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No.130560178
>>130559990
>Sonic cannot emote ever
It's actually so sad how much charm sonic has lost, see that smash bros model comparison pic.
No.130560216
>>130559990
Oh I almost forgot:
>Chronicles basically won't ever be referenced
>entirety of the lore and worldbuilding over decades got pretty much retconned after Unleashed
>Sonic, Tails and Knuckles (as well as other characters) barely interact outside of Heroes, with Knuckles almost feeling like a side character despite his main character status due to being entirely isolated on his island
>relationships aren't allowed
>characters can't have relatives unless they're from the games themselves (so literally only Cream)
>characters from any other licensed properties are banned
>G.U.N. doesn't even exist anymore despite being entirely integral to Shadow's backstory and history and a major crux of his growth
>Knuckles is NEVER allowed to leave Angel Island
>Master Emerald somehow doesn't have any unique properties, it's just a big dmuh rock

>>130560034
>can't use Fleetway due to it being tied up in multiple companies (who mostly don't exist anymore) nd the original creators
>AOSTH isn't used for reasons
>ditto for Underground
>Sonic X as well
>they absolutely refuse to reference or use SatAM despite it being on the table
>Penders was recently proven to not own shit, so everything in or from Archie is available, but they'll never use it
>OVA is in a Fleetwsy-situation
>can't even reference the fucking movies
No.130560249
>>130560178
The amount of love and care that went into night of the werehog is actually astounding.
No.130560314
>>130560178
>more emotion captured in a 10 second webm than the last 10 fucking years of this franchise
The absolute state of sonic team.
No.130560360
>>130560178
Sonic in Night of the Werehog (or hell, Unleashed in general) was the last time Modern Sonic was able to show actual emotions.

Honestly, one of these days I should try and compare the levels of emotion Movie Sonic has displayed in just two films to the amount of emotion post-Colors Sonic has shown in a decade and see how long it takes me.
No.130560393
>>130560360
Fun fact, sonics ears in the 1st movie droop twice but never in the second movie. In fact appart from that I dont think his ears emote at all. in both movies
Weird thing to bring up but yeah.
No.130560465
>>130560393
They twitch a little in the second film and seem to react a tiny bit based on his mood, but yeah. They never go as low as they do in the first. Pretty certain Sonic's ears not being allowed to emote is another autistic Sega thing as an extension of "Sonic is not allowed to show emotion" to keep people from subverting that rule.

They also supposedly forbade any hints or references towards Fleetway Super Sonic going by that one podcast the film crew did after the second film came out. But the Paramount writers went "lul. Lmao." and added in the whole "he's not the Sonic you once knew" bit as a tongue-in-cheek nod to that.
No.130560548
>>130560465
>Sonic's ears not being allowed to emote
Proof sega is run by absolute fucking retards
>"he's not the Sonic you once knew"
fucking based
Honestly can't wait for the 3rd movie, I hope they do Shadow justice
No.130560615
>>130560178
Night of the Werehog is fucking based
No.130560688
>>130559990
>>130560216
If Iizuka was to take a headfirst tumble down a flight of stairs do you think things would get better for Sonic?
No.130560698
>>130560548
I'm really glad the movies aren't bad. Can't believe it's actually creating an entire new era of young Sonic fans. Honestly cannot wait for the 3rd movie. Better be called Sonic The Hedgehog 3 and Knuckles.
No.130560708
>>130560615
Ghost Girl was 15/10
No.130560715
>>130560708
Yeah she cute.
No.130560727
>>130560216
>>130560178
>>130560034
>>130559990
>>130560008
How the fuck is this the same company that was cutting edge with stuff like Daytona, Virtua Fighter, Outrun and punched Nintendo in the mouth with Sonic and the Genesis?
No.130560729
>>130560698
You think that the Knuckles spinoff show is going to be as good?
No.130560736
>>130560688
Iizuka or the SEGA executives have likely already appointed his successor, who they've probably vetted and trained to be just as bad, if not worse. So I doubt it.

Sonic will never get better so long as Japan's work culture and business standards remain as they are.
No.130560737
>>130560727
The staff that made the good shit are long gone.
No.130560754
>>130560727
Its simple anon, the people that had the soul left the company, there was a pic comparing the people who worked on unleashed to other sonic games, you can see how many people left and the sonic forces had like 2 fucking people working on level design.
In other words, we're never getting unleshed type soul ever again
No.130560761
>>130560729
Movie Knuckles is great, so probably. Fuck it being Paramount+ though.
No.130560799
>>130560727
Everyone who made the good and great Sonic stuff are gone. You won't even see 06 levels of attempted effort because all the people who worked on 06 are no longer st the company.
No.130560811
>>130560799
Isn't 06's director still there? He did Forces and is also doing Frontiers (yay.)
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No.130560813
>>130560178
>smash bros model comparison pic.
I dont play smash but holy shit what the actual fuck? how do you make something WORSE
No.130560830
>>130560813
>Hey kids! Don't eat stuff off the ground, okay?
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No.130560843
>>130560813
Fuck sonic team/ sega so much
No.130560847
>>130560813
>detail in the fur is just fucking gone
>annoyed glare and raised eyeridge vanish
Holy shit it's so much worse than I remember.
No.130560972
>>130560729
Yes, but I mostly want more family scenes and Knuckels being allowed to actually interact with the cast since he will never ever have that level of interaction with anyone in the games.
No.130561029
>>130560813
>you know our mascot with attitude?
>yeah?
>remove all the attitude
bruh
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No.130561177
time to finish this and add 20 more pages
No.130561182
>>130561029
>Iizuka: Attitude? In my Sonic? YOU'VE GONE TROOOOO FAAAAAAR THIS TIME
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No.130561188
>>130561177
Tails edgekino is back
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No.130561215
>>130561177
Oh boy, my daily dose of schizo Tails!
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No.130561262
i notice something the english on this comic is so fucking broken
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No.130561292
>>130561239
>>130561262
>Tails literally styled his war ship on his own ears
Good to see that element of his hasn't changed.
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No.130561321
No.130561334
>>130561302
>exposed, organic-looking brains
I really hope Tails hasn't been turning people into machines.

>>130561321
Hey, his tail fur regrew. Good for him.
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No.130561364
>>130561336
Tails looking so happy to see Sonic.
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No.130561372
I do love this tails design it remind me alot of zielo
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No.130561389
No.130561402
>>130561372
>Tails turns into a world-destroyer due to his brother not being there for him
...Huh. The Zielo parallel really is there.
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No.130561451
>>130561389
FBI OPEN UP
No.130561458
>>130561451
>Tails: what are the charges, officer?
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No.130561465
No.130561480
>>130561465
Oh yeah time for schizo tails
No.130561492
>>130561465
we stop here we do the rest on the other thread as the usual
No.130561508
>>130561458
lets see
>murder
>child endangerment
>possible robots out of people
>enslavement
>entrapment
>and many more!
No.130561521
>>130561465
Look at that smug fuck. He's won already and he knows it.

>>130561492
Thanks anon.
No.130561585
>>130561508
It was only a small amount of murder. And nobody complained when Eggman put people in badniks.
No.130561611
>>130561585
That reminds me, has Eggman been mentioned in this comic so far? Is he running around somewhere causing trouble and being a rivaling evil genius? Or has Tails dealt with him?
No.130561631
>>130561611
I assume it's the latter. Usually, when Tails goes evil, Eggman is either "alive but will be dealt with sooner or later" or he's already been killed. It's rare that Tails ends up leaving him alive as a rival when he goes bad and starts conquering the world.
No.130561658
>>130561611
Pretty sure tails kills him in front of sonic, causing sonic be like 'lol nope im otta here ur fucking nuts kiddo' 'btw never come near me again'
No.130561714
>>130561611
because sonic is a dumbass of leaving eggman to run away after he keep doing bad things tails decideds that the only way to stop this madness was to kill him and he does that but sonic doesn,t like that and tails goes to prison after that
No.130561808
Damn there are so many Zombot comic AUs.Guess people really wanted a Zombot Sonic, not that I blame them.
Zombots fucking sucked and I'm not looking forward to the IDW shitshow.
No.130561839
>>130561808
After the recent Impostor Syndrome thread, I can safely confirm every IDW thread turns to shit. Every last one.
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No.130561885
>>130559990
>Two Worlds
Thankfully that one's actually dead now. Thanks vtuber Tails.
No.130562147
>>130561839
It’s actually one of the better threads. I don’t see any hostile shitposting or warring between fan factions. Might be because the IS issue actually had stuff happening and people are talking about that more than anything else. Kind of feels like it should’ve come out before issue 49.
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No.130562152
>>130560813
Sega of Jewpan in a nutshell.
No.130562186
>>130562147
Scroll down a bit Conductor. There's at least one of the usual schizos in there raving about "Archiefags".
No.130562193
>>130561465
Look at this chad. Eggman wishes.
No.130562217
>>130561885
Is that Tails vtuber thing cringe or not? I haven't built up the courage to actually watch it.
No.130562234
>>130562217
It's actually surprisingly good.
No.130562302
>>130562186
I’ve seen worse. There was that Sonic Boom thread a couple days ago that was spammed for a few hours by one person. That was something I was expecting in an IDW thread. I still expect most IDW threads to be trash. This was just an exception.
No.130562315
>>130562217
It's pretty decent, but if it continues the trend of killing shitty stuff like the Two Worlds theory, then I could care less about the quality.
No.130562345
>>130562234
Okay, it was actually pretty cute. Tails' current VA can be so cute sometimes.
Also the whole thing about animal people living on small islands while humans live on the main landmasses? Honestly surprised they allowed that.
No.130562356
>>130562315
Frankly Two Worlds isn't the problem, Fleetway did Two Worlds and was still based. The problem is that boring JRPG humanshit like 06 and Unleashed will never feel like it fits in Sonic's world.
No.130562437
>>130562315
Imagine Iizuka's seething.

>>130562356
No, Two Worlds is definitely the problem. Fleetway could do Two Worlds decently because the worlds weren't fully separated and Amy and Tekno could go between Earth pretty reliably and near the end of the comic, Earth and Mobius may as well have been directly linked since Sonic and co could freely travel through randomly appearing rifts to it in order to alter history. The game's two worlds basically means there's no interaction between Mobius and Earth at all, which is total ass.
No.130562467
>>130562302
>There was that Sonic Boom thread a couple days ago that was spammed for a few hours by one person.
I saw that thread. Even lurked it for a little bit but I eventually left when it started turning into arguing and shitposting. How bad did it get?
No.130562521
super schizo kino in 4 1/2 hours
No.130562598
Welp, time to die
No.130562615
>>130562521
I can't wait that long, I need it in me NOW NOW NOW NOW
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No.130562630
>>130562615
ME TOO
No.130562750
>>130562315
I blame sonic x for exasperating the two worlds shit
No.130562765
*kiss tails in the mouth
No.130562860
>>130562765
Stop that, Tails is for me!
No.130562912
>kissing an 8 year old
No.130563005
>>130562912
Ian was right
No.130563092
>>130562912
8 years old was the classic tails age for fuck sake the canon age on modern tails is 12 or 11 if i recall
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No.130563118
How do I speed up time? I want my schizo kinooooo
No.130563154
>>130563092
>Uhm akchtually I’m not a pedo, I’m a hebephile!
No.130563192
>>130563118
With the chaos emeralds! or coma
No.130563245
>>130563154
Well ackshully, Foxes only live up to 14 years in captivity, so it's more like kissing an old man instead of kissing a child.
No.130563250
Tails is for rape
No.130563255
Conductor if you're around you might as well make the next thread?
No.130563291
>>130563255
A lot of people are still not back from work.
No.130563298
>Tailspedos coming out of the woodwork again
Unironically kill yourselves, creeps
No.130563335
>>130563298
It's all so tiresome, same shitty logic as
>well akshually shes a 5000 year old vampire demon
No.130563341
>>130563298
wait, people actually want to fuck tails? i thought we were joking.
No.130563390
So what is the canon age for all the sonic cast including the classic universe cast as well ?
No.130563427
>>130563390
Are you unable to use google?
No.130563429
>>130563390
old enough to have sex
No.130563471
>>130563298
>>130563335
>projecting
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No.130563477
Zombots need to fucking KNEEL
No.130563514
>>130563477
>3D Zombots
Cursed
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No.130563608
>coom, Coom I HAVE TO COOOOOM!
Jesus, not even the hmoaf-fags where this obnoxious, and that’s saying something
No.130563638
>>130563608
this only adult Tails is allowed
No.130563687
>>130563608
>hmoaf-fags
But enough about /vg/.
No.130563716
>>130563638
Most versions of Tails people lust over are older, so I'm not sure what the "pedo" screeching is about (or rather, I know who and what it is, but I'm just wondering why he's here now).
No.130563744
When do you guys think its the best time to post the Tails edge comic ?
Having two storytimes in one thread does make it die faster, but I dont see the point in making a new thread just for the Tails comic.
No.130563762
>>130563744
How about when after Conductor's done for the day next thread?
No.130563806
>>130563744
the way you've doing it works just fine i think. having the thread be dead for a few hours is fine.
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No.130563825
Welp, see you anons in a couple hours.
No.130563870
>>130563825
I don't want to go...
No.130563931
>>130563255
We don't make new threads until the time for the next storytime. So it won't be for another 5 hours. I will say that while I do appreciate the anon posting the schizo Tails comic, doing so one panel at a time does eat up posts fast and makes the thread die prematurely, making it harder for other anons to read it and comment on them in the thread. That's why I group panels together by 4's as a page.
No.130563965
>>130562467
It was just one anon. Otherwise the thread was fine. One anon was talking about ripping the DVDs and fixing them up while posting high quality screencaps and even a side by side comparison of an animatic and a scene. Animatic Sticks got boobies.
No.130563983
>>130563965
>Sticks with boobies
Don't tempt me with a good time.
No.130564001
>>130563931
IIRC the poster was asking about that. Hopefully he'll read this and start sticking the panels together by fours just to keep the thread from reaching bump limit.
No.130564035
>>130563983
>>130526688
Enjoy.
No.130564051
>>130563931
Well I can try doing that but the images would not be alligned since I manually screenshot each one from the video.
No.130564088
>>130564051
I wouldn't have an issue with that personally. Whatever you feel like doing since you're the one providing us with the story, which is always appreciated.
No.130564291
>>130563931
I don't think it matters how many images people are posting. 4chan threads are supposed to expire quickly, anyway. If a thread 404s faster than expected and some anon needs to find a thread they missed out on, the archive sites work well enough for that.
No.130564511
>Came just in time to be the last post
Heh