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>>130312271>>130312303Gentlemen. Operation: Bait the Furries has been a rousing success. Amadeus is exactly where we need him to be so we can move forward with our further...plans. And with him out of the picture, there goes any chance of his little two-tailed tyke ever being born. However, before we begin our next phase, I would like to take some time to address a rumor floating around the fleet.
My friends, it has often been said that I like war. My friends, I like war. No, friends, I LOVE War.
I love Holocausts. I love Blitzkriegs. I love defensive lines. I love sieges. Charges. I love mop-up operations and retreats. Wars across prairies, in streets, in trenches, in grasslands, in frozen tundras, through deserts, on the sea, in the air. Wars of ideologies, class wars, flame wars, storage wars! I love every act of war that can occur upon this earth! Except Cold Wars, of course (blueballed for 40 years...).
But Mobius has forgotten the taste of war. They have forgotten the feeling of the blood across their tongues, of their fellows being blown to smithereens, the feeling of a band of pitiful Resistance fighters marching towards their deaths with nothing but small arms, only to have their city smashed to atoms block by block by 4.8 ton bombshells, the utterly helpless annihilation of all that they love and value. A merciless, bloody war. A war whose fury is built with iron, and lightning, and fire.
Gentlemen, Mobius has forgotten the taste of fear. And all I ask, is for a war so grand as to make Hell itself tremble. So today, we will remind them of fear. We will remind them of the sound our jackboots make against their throats. We will remind them that there is NO God save War and not even those Echidna fucks will contest this.
So, I have brought you all back together. Because I want a war. I want the greatest war history has ever seen, that Mobius will remember for all of time! Gentlemen, I! WANT! A! WORLD! WAR!