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Unofficial Sonic Storytime of Pain: An Unexpected Baby

Unofficial Conductor No.138418668
Quoted By: >>138418677 >>138418695 >>138418696 >>138418703 >>138418719 >>138418729 >>138418784 >>138419943 >>138420468 >>138423598 >>138425584 >>138431914 >>138437621 >>>/plus/co/450236
Previous Thread: >>138399076

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Sonic and the Freedom Fighters Fancomic: https://mobiuscomics.com
Unofficial Ride Website: https://the-ride.neocities.org

And so, it begins. Three days of Sonic-flavored pain. We’ll be starting with a story of Sonic getting Amy pregnant and it’s the worst thing that will happen to them. But don’t worry, plenty of other bad stuff happens to them because of it. Consider this the best way to advocate safe sex. This is An Unexpected Baby.

N/A

Cursed Question: Have you read An Unexpected Baby before?

Sonic and the Freedom Fighters Note: Max met Alicia when he heard a kingdom was taken over by an evil sorceress. He finds out that she killed the eviler king and took over. She didn’t give the people of that kingdom a say in it and jailed everyone that opposed her. She doesn’t like killing but the king had it coming. Max challenges her to a fight and an hour later they’re in bed. This will be revealed in a future issue.

Also, last thread had an update for Sonic Now and The Heart of a Monster. Check the OP of the last thread for posts replying to it.
Anonymous No.138418695
Quoted By: >>138418731
>>138418668
AHHHH NOT THIS AGAIN
Anonymous No.138418696
Quoted By: >>138418731
>>138418668
>Cursed Question
Not only have I read it, I've enjoyed it!
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Unofficial Conductor No.138418703
Quoted By: >>138418731 >>138418759 >>138418811
>>138418668
>scared pregnant amy
>angry naked sonic
>feet
We're off to a great start!
Anonymous No.138418719
Quoted By: >>138418764 >>138418811
>>138418668
>An Unexpected Baby
FUCK.

>Cursed Question: Have you read An Unexpected Baby before?
Yes, when you ran it a few months ago, you monster.
Anonymous No.138418729
Quoted By: >>138418771 >>138418811 >>138418829
>>138418668
>Cursed Question: Have you read An Unexpected Baby before?
Yes, the very first time it was done and we didn't know what q
we were getting into. NOW GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HEEEEEEEEREEE AAAAAAAA

>Sonic and the Freedom Fighters Note: Max met Alicia when he heard a kingdom was taken over by an evil sorceress. He finds out that she killed the eviler king and took over. She didn’t give the people of that kingdom a say in it and jailed everyone that opposed her. She doesn’t like killing but the king had it coming. Max challenges her to a fight and an hour later they’re in bed. This will be revealed in a future issue.
Max is unironically a fucking Chad. But don't think this great lore excuses your sins, Conductor.

Anyways, LET'S NOT FUCKING GO
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Unofficial Conductor No.138418731
Quoted By: >>138418759 >>138418764 >>138418775 >>138418811
>>138418703
If you didn't want kids, how come you obviously don't use protection?
>>138418695
YES THIS AGAIN
>>138418696
Ah, a masochist.
Anonymous No.138418759
Quoted By: >>138418829
>>138418703
>feet
Barely worth a FUCK compared to what comes later.

>>138418731
>every single Mobian: What's protection?
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Unofficial Conductor No.138418764
Quoted By: >>138418787 >>138418797 >>138418854 >>138418928
>>138418731
Why is Sonic shaving? Why does he get angry so easily?
>>138418719
>a few months ago
It's been muuuuuuch longer than that. We did this way before the IDW Ride.
Anonymous No.138418771
Quoted By: >>138418919 >>138418928 >>138433046
>>138418729
Based max plapping the evil away
Anonymous No.138418775
Quoted By: >>138418862 >>138418928
>>138418731
>If you didn't want kids, how come you obviously don't use protection?
Dammit, Conductor, Eggman is supposed to be the gaslighting asshole here, not you.
Anonymous No.138418784
Quoted By: >>138418961
>>138418668
You Egg Sucking Son of a Bitch, stop whole you can!!!
Anonymous No.138418787
Quoted By: >>138418961
>>138418764
He's removing his (nonexistent) cheek tufts. Also, he's a violent schizo.
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Unofficial Conductor No.138418797
Quoted By: >>138418829 >>138418854 >>138418863 >>138418892 >>138418905 >>138418928 >>138419257 >>138421615 >>138426121
>>138418764
Of course Sonic never thought of the consequences of his actions until it was too late.
Anonymous No.138418811
Quoted By: >>138418961
>>138418703
At least there's the correct number of toes!
>>138418719
>Yes, when you ran it a few months ago, you monster.
Last storytime was May 19 last year. How time flies!
>>138418729
It's so much more fun knowing what's in store!
>>138418731
>Ah, a masochist.
The storyline's genuinely compelling, and there's nothing else quite like it!
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Unofficial Conductor No.138418829
Quoted By: >>138418862 >>138418940
>>138418797
Sonic's screaming on the inside.
>>138418729
You're stuck in here with me and this comic.
>>138418759
And there's a lot of feet. Mwhahahaha!
Anonymous No.138418854
>>138418764
>It's been muuuuuuch longer than that. We did this way before the IDW Ride.
... I fucking hate time.

>>138418797
Seriously, this Sonic has anger issues, and it's a narrative choice I do not understand.
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Unofficial Conductor No.138418862
Quoted By: >>138418928 >>138418932 >>138418937 >>138418940 >>138419734
>>138418829
Oh right, this. Then again, everything gives me that kind of foreboding reaction.
>>138418775
But it's true! Sonic going raw in Amy and not thinking this would happen? Did he think he's a pullout champ?
Anonymous No.138418863
Quoted By: >>138418993
>>138418797
>Tom, Paulie and Jules: Dammit, we taught you better than this!!!
Anonymous No.138418892
Quoted By: >>138419012
>>138418797
Sonic being a horrible abuser. Name a worse combo.
Anonymous No.138418905
Creator of this comic ended up a obnoxious Japanese sonic purist lmfao. That site is full of them.
>>138418797
What a jerk
Anonymous No.138418919
>>138418771
>Max fucked Evil Queen Alicia despite the warnings of General Armand
>He even had him guard the door to the room he was screwing her in.
Anonymous No.138418928
Quoted By: >>138419063
>>138418764
The idea that he shaves his muzzle bare is the most cursed aspect of this comic
>>138418771
And people say he's the bad guy!
>>138418775
That's what I'll never get about heterofags, how can a baby really be unexpected. Now if I plapped a guy into pregnancy, that'd be an unexpected baby!
>>138418797
lol, calm down Sonic
>>138418862
>Oh right, this. Then again, everything gives me that kind of foreboding reaction.
It's like watching people agree to split up in a haunted house
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Unofficial Conductor No.138418932
Quoted By: >>138418961 >>138419021 >>138419023
>>138418862
The girls and the boys!
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Anonymous No.138418937
Quoted By: >>138418967 >>138419014
>>138418862
Fuckin'... Of all the comics to actually incorporate Club Rouge into the story, it's THIS one. I swear I'm tossing this monkey's paw into a fucking fire.
Anonymous No.138418940
Quoted By: >>138419080
>>138418829
He's going to lose it even worse as this goes on.

>>138418862
Sonic clearly thought reality is like those porn doujins where no matter how many times you cum inside, they never get pregnant.
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Unofficial Conductor No.138418961
Quoted By: >>138418993 >>138419023 >>138419033 >>138435845
>>138418932
>sticks with the spoilers
>>138418784
No.
>>138418787
That should also be a crime.
>>138418811
>At least there's the correct number of toes!
Silver lining.
Anonymous No.138418967
Quoted By: >>138419021 >>138419023
>>138418937
It even has Worst Rouge in it to top it off!
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Unofficial Conductor No.138418993
Quoted By: >>138419012 >>138419052 >>138419055
>>138418961
>"fantastic" news
>>138418863
Jules taught his Sonic right as we'll find out later.
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Unofficial Conductor No.138419012
Quoted By: >>138419032 >>138419055 >>138419058 >>138419088 >>138419108 >>138420648
>>138418993
As one anon would put it, Rouge isn't being a very good friend.
>>138418892
Keep reminding yourself that this artist is a huge Sonamy shipper.
Anonymous No.138419014
Quoted By: >>138419088 >>138419108
>>138418937
I want a Club Rouge that's one part smooth jazz club, one part Underground fight pit and one part GUN Base/home for Shadow & Omega.
Anonymous No.138419021
>>138418932
And there's even a cute interaction between Rouge and Sticks! This comic is mocking me because it knows that I know what's coming.

>>138418967
... Well, I suppose there's a reason it's called a Storytime of PAIN.
Anonymous No.138419023
>>138418932
Knuckles!
>>138418961
>Silver lining.
I genuinely like the artstyle, aside from the signature on EVERY panel
>>138418967
Doubly cursed!
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Unofficial Conductor No.138419032
Quoted By: >>138419063 >>138419070 >>138419088 >>138419097 >>138420648 >>138427038
>>138419012
Spoiler: Shadow is pretty based in this.
Anonymous No.138419033
>>138418961
>Sitcks knows what's coming
We should have listened.
Anonymous No.138419052
>>138418993
>spoiler
Lol
Anonymous No.138419055
Quoted By: >>138419173
>>138418993
Shadow just wanted to mock him and get some joy out of this night, then he drops this bombshell.

>>138419012
FUCK THIS ROUGE
Anonymous No.138419058
>>138419012
Rouge, you're being a bitch whore. I liked you better when you're a classy, friendly slut.
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Unofficial Conductor No.138419063
Quoted By: >>138419080 >>138419088 >>138419093 >>138420648
>>138419032
What a heartfelt moment with these two! Especially the last thing Amy says.
>>138418928
>The idea that he shaves his muzzle bare is the most cursed aspect of this comic
And this artist likes to give older Sonic mustache and beard which is also cursed like anyone else that does it.
Anonymous No.138419070
>>138419032
Shadow is the only sane person here.
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Unofficial Conductor No.138419080
Quoted By: >>138419111 >>138419161
>>138419063
Oh boy!
>>138418940
>Sonic clearly thought reality is like those porn doujins where no matter how many times you cum inside, they never get pregnant.
Sonic learns about the birds and the bees way too late.
Anonymous No.138419088
Quoted By: >>138419173
>>138419012
Man, fuck this Rouge. And not in the usual way!
>>138419014
The perfect blend!
>>138419032
>tfw Shadow will never choke you
Truly a cursed comic
>>138419063
>And this artist likes to give older Sonic mustache and beard which is also cursed like anyone else that does it.
Oh yeah, lumberjack Sonic is pretty cursed. Just give him cute cheek tufts already!
Anonymous No.138419093
Quoted By: >>138419194
>>138419063
Amy is depressed.
Anonymous No.138419097
Quoted By: >>138419241
>>138419032
>Shadow: You'd better take care of thst kid or I'll get you under so much Child support your head will spin.
Anonymous No.138419108
Quoted By: >>138419241
>>138419012
This is aggressively out of character. Rouge is notably caring and supportive when it matters. She may be greedy and shady, but she is never outright cruel to anyone, especially not her friends. This comic is shitting on my wife, and I will not stand for it.

>>138419014
It's only really in the one game, but everything points to exactly that being the case. I fucking love the idea of Club Rouge so much.
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Unofficial Conductor No.138419111
Quoted By: >>138419131 >>138419133 >>138419161 >>138419244
>>138419080
Yes, Sonic is Scottish. It might be a thing from Fleetway Sonic where his ancestors are Scots.
Anonymous No.138419131
Quoted By: >>138419161
>>138419111
>Sonic is Scottish
Incredibly cursed.
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Unofficial Conductor No.138419133
Quoted By: >>138419154 >>138419191
>>138419111
>accident
You should try not referring to it as that. Preferably before the baby is born.
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Unofficial Conductor No.138419154
Quoted By: >>138419173 >>138419192 >>138419199 >>138419230
>>138419133
Shadow taking the place of her father is very fitting although I'd rather Shadow just marry Amy. To hell with the cuck memes.
Anonymous No.138419161
>>138419080
Here we go!
>>138419111
Technically he's from the Isle of Man, which has a flag with three feet on it!
>>138419131
It does explain his bants
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Unofficial Conductor No.138419173
Quoted By: >>138419194 >>138419214 >>138419229 >>138419230
>>138419154
That's a lot of stuff that suddenly happened.
>>138419055
>>138419088
Maybe fucking Rouge will fix her?
Anonymous No.138419181
* one minor inconvenience*

*fucking breakdown and cry*

Lmao
Anonymous No.138419191
Quoted By: >>138419230 >>138422719
>>138419133
What's sad is that Amy's concerns here are extremely valid. ... This comic is super real, but not in a good way.
Anonymous No.138419192
>>138419154
Where's Rob to stop this Sham of a wedding?
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Unofficial Conductor No.138419194
Quoted By: >>138419210 >>138419230 >>138419259
>>138419173
Eggman just showed up and he already has Sonic under his boot.
>>138419093
That's an understatement!
Anonymous No.138419199
Quoted By: >>138419230
>>138419154
Taking that twink in the second panel. The only thing decent about the upcoming shitshow.
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Unofficial Conductor No.138419210
Quoted By: >>138419241
>>138419194
And to think this was supposed to be a joyous day for Sonic.
Anonymous No.138419214
Quoted By: >>138419301 >>138419308
>>138419173
Are shadow and rouge a thing in this. Why would he be with that bitch
Anonymous No.138419229
>>138419173
ENTER METAL
AND WITH HIM SUFFERING
Anonymous No.138419230
Quoted By: >>138419259
>>138419154
>I'd rather Shadow just marry Amy
Same, frees up Sonic for Knuckles!
>>138419173
Gasp, it was Metal the whole time!
>Maybe fucking Rouge will fix her?
Only one way to find out!
>>138419194
>Eggman just showed up and he already has Sonic under his boot.
This will pair so nicely with the comic I'm going to do!
>>138419191
That's what makes the comic so interesting
>>138419199
>claiming twinks from a cursed comic
A dangerous move!
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Unofficial Conductor No.138419241
Quoted By: >>138419265 >>138419266 >>138419301 >>138419315 >>138419351
>>138419210
Abortion punch!
>>138419097
Shadow's the guy Sonic should be.
>>138419108
Everyone is aggressively out of character. Except Shadow.
Anonymous No.138419244
>>138419111
>Jules: Aye, this me bonny boy, wee Nicholas!!!
Anonymous No.138419248
Quoted By: >>138419333 >>138419375 >>138419384
This is honestly a contender for most evil Eggman. Even fuckin' Archie Eggman never took shit THIS far.
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Anonymous No.138419257
>>138418797
not only is he a menace but an abuser too
Anonymous No.138419259
Quoted By: >>138419301
>>138419194
ENTER THE MAN WITH THE MASTER PLAN

>>138419230
Thirstposter, would you REALLY afflict Knuckles with THIS Sonic?
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Unofficial Conductor No.138419265
Quoted By: >>138419287 >>138419301 >>138419317
>>138419241
ENTER DARK SONIC
And he's jobbing!
Anonymous No.138419266
Quoted By: >>138419412 >>138422975
>>138419241
Why does eggman have pregnancy detection in his glasses
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Unofficial Conductor No.138419287
Quoted By: >>138419308
>>138419265
This bastard!
Anonymous No.138419301
>>138419214
I guess dating the queen bitch means you can avoid being her target
>>138419241
I still can't believe Eggman has pregnancy vision
>>138419259
>Thirstposter, would you REALLY afflict Knuckles with THIS Sonic?
I do like drama and crying!
>>138419265
More like Dark Jobnic amirite?
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Unofficial Conductor No.138419308
Quoted By: >>138419333 >>138419360
>>138419287
Despite the jobbing and crying, Sonic actually took them both down.
>>138419214
I forget.
Anonymous No.138419315
Quoted By: >>138419360 >>138419919
>>138419241
>the fucking scouter glasses from 06
... Again, weird kinda deep cut out of fucking nowhere. Lore drops should never be used for evil like this.
Anonymous No.138419317
Quoted By: >>138419360 >>138419426
>>138419265
Name a worst trope than Dark Sonic in fan comics
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Unofficial Conductor No.138419333
Quoted By: >>138419357
>>138419308
You may now kiss the bride... when your conscious.
>>138419248
TGT Eggman surpasses him because of the experiments and rape.
Anonymous No.138419351
Quoted By: >>138419360
>>138419241
This comic is hilariously fucked.
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Unofficial Conductor No.138419357
Quoted By: >>138419386 >>138419408
>>138419333
I'm sure that won't be a problem in the future.
Anonymous No.138419360
Quoted By: >>138419433
>>138419308
Oh boy, Sonic crying! Surly this won't come up again!
>>138419315
That's what's great about this comic, the artist really cares about the franchise
>>138419317
Highschool AU where they don't use their powers
>>138419351
It gets so much worse/better!
Anonymous No.138419375
Quoted By: >>138419434
>>138419248
No, that's still TGT Eggman.
Anonymous No.138419384
Quoted By: >>138419445 >>138419465
>>138419248
>Thr Council of Robotniks look on
>Archie Ivo: This...this is too far.
>AoSTH Robotnik: I hate that rebellious rrrrodent but there must be lines!
>STC Robotnik: Agreed!
>Lien-Da: Oh NOW you have boundaries?!
>Archie Ivo: Hey, at least I give my targets a chance to fight back!
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Unofficial Conductor No.138419386
Quoted By: >>138419412 >>138419434
>>138419357
No Amy, Sonic has to sacrifice his freedom like every father.
Anonymous No.138419408
Quoted By: >>138419434
>>138419357
Shadow is certainly enjoying watching a naked sonic
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Unofficial Conductor No.138419412
Quoted By: >>138419433 >>138419435 >>138419487 >>138419520
>>138419386
>the dark horse got her pregnant
>>138419266
Because he's a genius that's ready for everything. Even pregnancy detection.
Anonymous No.138419426
>>138419317
Highschool AUs with no powers and "IDW is canon" AUs.
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Unofficial Conductor No.138419433
Quoted By: >>138419459 >>138419491
>>138419412
Good times!
>>138419360
>Oh boy, Sonic crying! Surly this won't come up again!
Easy way to die, take a shot every time Sonic cries.
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Anonymous No.138419434
Quoted By: >>138419520 >>138436187
>>138419375
I wonder if we need to update the chart
>>138419386
>No Amy, Sonic has to sacrifice his freedom like every father.
Especially in a world where's there's an evil genius targeting both of them
>>138419408
He's got good taste!
Anonymous No.138419435
Quoted By: >>138419537
>>138419412
Orbot and cubot represent my reaction towards this comic
Anonymous No.138419445
>>138419384
If Sega weren't such bitch cowards, this scene would absolutely happen in Prime.
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Unofficial Conductor No.138419459
Quoted By: >>138419491 >>138419492 >>138419509
>>138419433
She's beautiful.
Anonymous No.138419465
Quoted By: >>138419497 >>138419552 >>138419697
>>138419384
>Jimbotnik: Meh, he didn't torture the brats enough as far as I'm concerned
>every other Robotnik stares at him in disgust
Anonymous No.138419487
Quoted By: >>138419537
>>138419412
Orbot and Cubot are my soul reading this again.
Anonymous No.138419491
Quoted By: >>138419564
>>138419433
>Easy way to die, take a shot every time Sonic cries.
Lmao, it's pretty much every page by the end
>>138419459
At least he's barefoot again
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Unofficial Conductor No.138419492
Quoted By: >>138419512 >>138419528 >>138419534 >>138419600
>>138419459
>you told me you were ready
I thought this was... an unexpected baby?
Anonymous No.138419497
Quoted By: >>138419554 >>138419600
>>138419465
Reminder movie sonic left his eggman to die. and would’ve done it earlier if it wasn’t for knuckles. Based.
Anonymous No.138419509
Quoted By: >>138419564
>>138419459
Even if it weren't this comic, Amy having the usual pregnancy issues would probably still be grouchy as hell. But in this comic, it's even worse.
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Unofficial Conductor No.138419512
Quoted By: >>138419534 >>138419537 >>138419596
>>138419492
Ew Amy, do you have to EAT?! I can't be handling this.
Anonymous No.138419520
Quoted By: >>138419581 >>138419584 >>138419600
>>138419412
>Orbot and Cubot
I hate when comics like this are self aware. It means the creator is doing this shit on purpose.

>>138419434
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH RAPE IN SONIC FAN COMICS???
Anonymous No.138419528
Quoted By: >>138419600 >>138419606
>>138419492
Are they...gaslighting each other?
Anonymous No.138419534
Quoted By: >>138419661 >>138419732
>>138419492
>>138419512
Do women really???
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Unofficial Conductor No.138419537
Quoted By: >>138419557 >>138419564 >>138419612
>>138419512
Yeah it's too late for that abortion.
>>138419435
>>138419487
They're painfully aware of the comic they're in.
Anonymous No.138419552
>>138419465
>it's the same energy as FFVIIR's Shinra board meeting scene, where everyone just silently leaves because Hojo opened his mouth
Anonymous No.138419554
>>138419497
Wachowski outright tried to punch his head off Nad would have gotten away with it. He's by far the fastest Sonic to fly off the handle and just try to kill a villain outright regardless of who they are. Though being honest, Jimbotnik deserved it.
Anonymous No.138419557
Quoted By: >>138419661 >>138419732
>>138419537
What in the fuck is with all this gaslighting. It’s unreal
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Unofficial Conductor No.138419564
Quoted By: >>138419584 >>138419591 >>138419636 >>138419670 >>138419732
>>138419537
Wh-what's happening?
>>138419491
>At least he's barefoot again
Silver lining.
>>138419509
It's just constant arguing and abuse.
Anonymous No.138419581
>>138419520
Rape in Sonic fancomics is like the Master Emerald. Eternal, and inevitable.
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Unofficial Conductor No.138419584
Quoted By: >>138419606 >>138419708 >>138419732
>>138419564
Well, she can't get double pregnant.
>>138419520
>I hate when comics like this are self aware. It means the creator is doing this shit on purpose.
Probably meaning to be realistic and dramatic.
Anonymous No.138419591
Quoted By: >>138419690
>>138419564
This isn’t fucking funny In the slightest. What were they thinking
Anonymous No.138419596
Quoted By: >>138419743
>>138419512
>Sonic: MY IWFE HAS TO EAT? AAAAAAA I'M GOING INSANE SAVE ME TAILS
Anonymous No.138419600
>>138419492
>I thought this was... an unexpected baby?
What a twist!
>>138419497
That's why he gets to sit at the cool kids' table with Fleetwaynic and Archienic. IDWnic has to eat his lunch alone
>>138419520
>WHY IS THERE SO MUCH RAPE IN SONIC FAN COMICS???
There's less than you'd think. That's all the main character rapists from the 600+ comics we've done. Earl should probably be there too, the smug mofo tee hee
>>138419528
How romantic!
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Unofficial Conductor No.138419606
Quoted By: >>138419631 >>138419732 >>138419738
>>138419584
No surprise but Tails is a tall boy.
>>138419528
It's not on the level of The Dark Doppels (another Sonamy comic) but it's close.
Anonymous No.138419612
>>138419537
Didn't she JUST fucking say earlier that she wouldn't want him to give up his freedom for her?
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Unofficial Conductor No.138419631
Quoted By: >>138419661 >>138419738
>>138419606
>we woke it up
But fucking on the kitchen floor. Good thing they're not aware because that could be traumatic for them. Not like they won't be traumatized later on.
Anonymous No.138419636
>>138419564
They're having a schizo fit.
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Unofficial Conductor No.138419661
Quoted By: >>138419690 >>138419766
>>138419631
Sonic tried.
>>138419534
Yes.
>>138419557
I don't know what you're talking about anon. Stop gaslighting me.
Anonymous No.138419670
>>138419564
Lmao
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Unofficial Conductor No.138419690
Quoted By: >>138419710 >>138419716
>>138419661
One of them has to be strong. Although there are plenty of times where they're both a mess.
>>138419591
It's a real story with real consequences.
Anonymous No.138419697
>>138419465
>Boom Eggman: One more peep out of you and we'll make you eat Meh Burger again!!
>Jimbotnik: Whoa, let's not be so hasty!!
Anonymous No.138419708
Quoted By: >>138419776
>>138419584
Gaslighting as a lead-in to steamy sex? Haven't seen that one before.
Anonymous No.138419710
Quoted By: >>138419776
>>138419690
Can this sonic go one day without being a crybaby.
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Unofficial Conductor No.138419716
Quoted By: >>138419743 >>138419750 >>138419761 >>138419819 >>138419824 >>138419831
>>138419690
>sonamy
>couple is absolutely miserable
>sonally
>happy and loving couple proud to have a second kid
Never mind how this meeting was possible, what did the artist mean by this?
Anonymous No.138419732
Quoted By: >>138419810
>>138419534
You'd be surprised how many guys are like this too
>>138419557
You say gaslighting, I say ultradrama!
>>138419564
I like to think that these panels are several weeks apart, otherwise they've both gone nuts
>>138419584
This is so messed up
>>138419606
>No surprise but Tails is a tall boy.
Another older Tails!
>The Dark Doppels
https://the-ride.neocities.org/comics/2022-05-25-the-dark-doppels/
Anonymous No.138419734
Quoted By: >>138419850
>>138418862
>Did he think he's a pullout champ?
Fastest thing alive.
Anonymous No.138419738
Quoted By: >>138419869
>>138419606
A smug Tails shouldn't be in a comic this cursed.

>>138419631
All the CUM fucked into AMY'S WOMB upset it.
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Unofficial Conductor No.138419743
Quoted By: >>138419776 >>138419831
>>138419716
>girl
That just doubles your problems.
>>138419596
>he says while eating his questionably constructed chili dog
Anonymous No.138419750
Quoted By: >>138419824
>>138419716
>sonamytard making sonally look good
KEK
but seriously, why is there two sonics out of nowhere. Does this mean other Sonics live in the same world? What would FLeetway Sonic think about all this
Anonymous No.138419761
>>138419716
Uh, Zone Cops?!
Anonymous No.138419766
>>138419661
At least he didn't blow up the kitchen.
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Unofficial Conductor No.138419776
Quoted By: >>138419810 >>138419838 >>138419942 >>138421152
>>138419743
Oh boy!
>>138419708
Gaslight sex is the best sex.
>>138419710
Nope!
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Unofficial Conductor No.138419810
Quoted By: >>138419829 >>138419831
>>138419776
The last part for the night and it's a 31 page doozy!
>>138419732
>I like to think that these panels are several weeks apart, otherwise they've both gone nuts
I can't imagine them having much fun unless they're fucking.
Anonymous No.138419819
>>138419716
>We see a pregnant Bunnie
>Off screen, Antoine is smugly going "HON HON HON" as prepares fondue and wine
Anonymous No.138419824
Quoted By: >>138419856 >>138420061
>>138419716
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS

>>138419750
I barely consider this artist a Sonamy fan. Fuck what they say on the matter.

>but seriously, why is there two sonics out of nowhere. Does this mean other Sonics live in the same world?
It's vaguely elaborated on later, but their world naturally has multiple versions of the same characters running around.
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Unofficial Conductor No.138419829
Quoted By: >>138419850 >>138419859
>>138419810
I'm thinking of the other pregnancy comics we covered. The Sonic Got Amy Pregnant one was so much nicer and that was a shitpost comic that had Shadow impregnating Silver.
Anonymous No.138419831
>>138419716
>Never mind how this meeting was possible, what did the artist mean by this?
I'm sure you have some thoughts!
>>138419743
>it has spikes in the womb
Now I can see why Amy was worried!
>>138419810
>I can't imagine them having much fun unless they're fucking.
It's like they swap between arguing, crying, and fucking at random
Anonymous No.138419838
Quoted By: >>138419864
>>138419776
...Does Eggman not realize how fucking unhinged he sounds?
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Unofficial Conductor No.138419850
Quoted By: >>138419864 >>138419869 >>138419877
>>138419829
AAIIEEE YAMETE METAL-DONO!
>>138419734
Not fast enough!
Anonymous No.138419856
>>138419824
>It's vaguely elaborated on later, but their world naturally has multiple versions of the same characters running around.
Weird/ Imagine the confusion
Anonymous No.138419859
Quoted By: >>138419904
>>138419829
That comic ended up being way too wholesome for what it was.
Anonymous No.138419864
>>138419838
There's a reason Orbot's terrified instead of sassy
>>138419850
Surprise buttsex!
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Unofficial Conductor No.138419869
Quoted By: >>138419891 >>138419896 >>138419905 >>138419931
>>138419850
This Metal Sonic is demented and fun.
>>138419738
>A smug Tails shouldn't be in a comic this cursed.
With the exception of the sequel, Tails has got his shit together compared to his brother.
Anonymous No.138419877
Quoted By: >>138419900
>>138419850
ENTER which is what he's going to be doing to Amy later
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Unofficial Conductor No.138419891
Quoted By: >>138419904 >>138419910
>>138419869
Lot of suffering already! And it only gets worse!
Anonymous No.138419896
Quoted By: >>138419900 >>138419931
>>138419869
>Radioactive preggers
Fuck, this shouldn't make me laugh.
Anonymous No.138419900
>>138419877
I wish those Metal Sonic comics weren't lost to time
>>138419896
This Metal is pretty funny
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Unofficial Conductor No.138419904
Quoted By: >>138419921 >>138419924
>>138419891
>i sleep
>REAL SHIT
>>138419859
It was indeed a pleasant surprise. And it needed one more fucking page to be finished.
Anonymous No.138419905
>>138419869
This metal is literally Shard before turning good. Why must my boi be in cursed to be in this comic.
Anonymous No.138419910
>>138419891
>Metal can use Chaos Control
Foreshadowing
Anonymous No.138419919
>>138419315
>Eggman, I didn't know you got Google Glass! That's awesome!
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Unofficial Conductor No.138419921
Quoted By: >>138419940
>>138419904
Eggman's creep factor is skyrocketing.
Anonymous No.138419924
>>138419904
IT BEGINS
Anonymous No.138419931
>>138419896
>>138419869
HEDGEHOG BLOOD, HEDGEHOG BLOOD, RADIOACTIVE HEDGEHOG BLOOD
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Unofficial Conductor No.138419940
Quoted By: >>138419954 >>138419959
>>138419921
Okay Snak-- I mean Sonic, get ready to tap the O button as much as you can.
Anonymous No.138419942
Quoted By: >>138420035
>>138419776
>a baby made of chaos energy
... Okay. Whatever.

Anyone else kind of annoyed that this Metal is very obviously Shard?
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Anonymous No.138419943
Quoted By: >>138419964 >>138419983 >>138419986
>>138418668
What the fuck is this, how are you guys not physically cringing?
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Unofficial Conductor No.138419954
Quoted By: >>138419979 >>138419986 >>138419987
>>138419940
https://youtu.be/cNxpIKGuvek
Anonymous No.138419959
>>138419940
>Eggman kills Sonic by mistake
>Liquid Snake: Ivo....you did it again!!
Anonymous No.138419964
>>138419943
Most of us have read this before. And even then, who says we aren't?
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Unofficial Conductor No.138419979
Quoted By: >>138420001 >>138420008 >>138420043
>>138419954
>you won't go anywhere near my family
He has them kidnapped. He's pretty near them already.
Anonymous No.138419983
>>138419943
We are deep in the abyss
Anonymous No.138419986
>>138419943
Because it's a fun comic!
>>138419954
Fun for the whole family, hew hew!
Anonymous No.138419987
>>138419954
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
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Unofficial Conductor No.138420001
Quoted By: >>138420017 >>138420035
>>138419979
Goddamn Sonic Reign ass chaos energy killing his lover.
Anonymous No.138420008
>>138419979
KILL HIM YOU FUCKING CRYBABY RETARD
Anonymous No.138420017
>>138420001
Shard the asshole.
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Unofficial Conductor No.138420035
Quoted By: >>138420055 >>138420059 >>138420069 >>138420113 >>138420140
>>138420001
Oh no, she's regressed to her Sonic Adventure 1 self!
>>138419942
Due to how Shard came to be, it's not that different but it's not the same.
Anonymous No.138420043
>>138419979
Sonic. Kill him. Even if you gave a shit about the courts, no jury in the world will convict you. Do it.
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Unofficial Conductor No.138420055
Quoted By: >>138420079 >>138420097 >>138420140
>>138420035
For shame, Eggman! For shame!
Anonymous No.138420059
Quoted By: >>138420107
>>138420035
God, this is still so fucked up.
Anonymous No.138420061
>>138419824
>It's vaguely elaborated on later, but their world naturally has multiple versions of the same characters running around.
The flow of time is convoluted in this comic. There's no telling how much longer the Sonamy world and the Sonally world will remain in contact.
Anonymous No.138420069
Quoted By: >>138420107
>>138420035
I remember the reaction to this part
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Unofficial Conductor No.138420079
Quoted By: >>138420097 >>138420103 >>138420106 >>138420107 >>138420138 >>138420140 >>138420145 >>138420867
>>138420055
And the award for best gaslighting in this comic goes to Eggman!
Anonymous No.138420097
>>138420055
>Eggman's look like he's almost realizing what the fuck he did

>>138420079
>lul lmao I didn't do anything I just kidnapped and tortured you and drove your wife insane
I hate this Eggman so much.
Anonymous No.138420103
>>138420079
lmao it is 10/10 gaslighting
Anonymous No.138420106
>>138420079
FUCK YOU, YOU GASLIGHTING PRICK
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Unofficial Conductor No.138420107
Quoted By: >>138420126 >>138420130 >>138420189
>>138420079
>i wouldn't hurt a fly
LOL
>>138420059
And it gets more fucked up!
>>138420069
I've gone back to the original thread to read them again. So great.
Anonymous No.138420113
>>138420035
Fuck, I forgot about the mind regression thing.

Is SonikkuFan94... okay? They might want to talk to a therapist.
Anonymous No.138420126
>>138420107
>LOL
What a shocking statement!
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Unofficial Conductor No.138420130
Quoted By: >>138420144 >>138420170 >>138420193
>>138420107
You start getting more hints as to what's up with this Metal Sonic.
Anonymous No.138420138
>>138420079
Lol, lmao even
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Anonymous No.138420140
Quoted By: >>138420168 >>138420200
>>138420079
>>138420055
>>138420035
Pathetic. We Echidnas would've killed Eggman AND used the Microwave to fix the Chaos problem!!
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Unofficial Conductor No.138420144
Quoted By: >>138420180 >>138420215
>>138420130
>go back and support your mistake
Absolutely savagery from Eggman. Other villains need to take notes from this guy.
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Anonymous No.138420145
Quoted By: >>138420170
>>138420079
There it is! The line, the legend! What an absolute piece of shit.
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Anonymous No.138420168
>>138420140
Locke, please for the love of God shut up before I shove my fist up your ass and a gun in your rotten mouth.
Anonymous No.138420170
>>138420130
>it's all org-
Deepest lore ;_;
>>138420145
What a guy!
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Unofficial Conductor No.138420180
Quoted By: >>138420197 >>138420204
>>138420144
Do you think Chip is afraid to wake up for fear of what he has created?
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Anonymous No.138420189
Quoted By: >>138420234
>>138420107
I know I've taken a vow NOT to kill humans buuuuuut, Ivo Robotnik is legally an Overlander, right? And he's looking awfully Maverick right now.
Anonymous No.138420193
>>138420130
>it's all org-
This definitely won't get referenced later :)
Anonymous No.138420197
Quoted By: >>138420222
>>138420180
not shard is kinda great in this comic
Anonymous No.138420200
Quoted By: >>138420224
>>138420140
Wha... Speaking of gaslighting. The Brotherhood just ignored Eggman because you assholes wrote him off as being not your problem! Shut the fuck up, Locke.
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Unofficial Conductor No.138420204
Quoted By: >>138420222
>>138420180
Everyone is enjoying this.
Anonymous No.138420215
Quoted By: >>138420224
>>138420144
JUST KILL HIM. LET ORBOT AND CUBOT HANDLE THE DELIVERY DO ANYTHING
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Unofficial Conductor No.138420222
Quoted By: >>138420240
>>138420204
Amy, no!
>>138420197
He's a horrible and entertaining asshole.
Anonymous No.138420224
>>138420200
It's gaslighting all the way down!
>>138420215
Pretty much
Anonymous No.138420234
>>138420189
Overlanders barring one exception are literal subhumans, so go right ahead, X. Nobody would ever accuse or convict you.
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Unofficial Conductor No.138420240
Quoted By: >>138420252 >>138420255 >>138420258 >>138420266
>>138420222
HERE IT COMES
GET READY
THE MOMENT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR
Anonymous No.138420252
>>138420240
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Anonymous No.138420255
>>138420240
nooo...
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Unofficial Conductor No.138420258
Quoted By: >>138420263 >>138420281 >>138420291 >>138420304 >>138420312 >>138420374 >>138425190
>>138420240
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous No.138420263
>>138420258
It sure was An Unexpected Baby!™
Anonymous No.138420266
>>138420240
OH SHIT, IT'S THIS PART.
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Unofficial Conductor No.138420281
Quoted By: >>138420298 >>138420310
>>138420258
Dark Sonic to the rescue!
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Anonymous No.138420291
>>138420258
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Anonymous No.138420298
>>138420281
All's well that ends well!
Anonymous No.138420304
>>138420258
Imagine being this baby. Imagine being just born and then IMMEDIATELY electrically tortured mere seconds after coming into the world.
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Unofficial Conductor No.138420310
Quoted By: >>138420326 >>138420332 >>138420356
>>138420281
This baby is only a few minutes old and this is what she's been through already.
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Anonymous No.138420312
>>138420258
HE TORTURED A NEWBORN BABY. WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!
Anonymous No.138420326
>>138420310
>still gaslighting even when his life is in immediate danger
Holy fuck this Eggman makes me so mad.
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Unofficial Conductor No.138420332
Quoted By: >>138420347 >>138420354 >>138420394
>>138420310
Now for the real heroes.
Anonymous No.138420347
>>138420332
TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH YOU FUCK UPS
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Unofficial Conductor No.138420354
Quoted By: >>138420378 >>138420394
>>138420332
>oh shit
No shit!
Anonymous No.138420356
>>138420310
>I was only extracting a tiny bit of energ-ACK!
YOU WERE TORTURING A BABY, YOU SICK FUCK.
Anonymous No.138420374
>>138420258
HAHAHAHAH WHY
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Unofficial Conductor No.138420378
Quoted By: >>138420391 >>138420398 >>138420408 >>138420608
>>138420354
Please Shadow, adopt her and take her away from her parents.
Anonymous No.138420391
Quoted By: >>138420422 >>138420425 >>138420608
>>138420378
Real talk, would shadow be a good dad
Anonymous No.138420394
Quoted By: >>138420450
>>138420332
Where the hell have you assholes been?

>>138420354
>Donald Glover coming back with pizza.gif
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Unofficial Conductor No.138420398
Quoted By: >>138420418 >>138420422
>>138420378
Shadow is done with Sonic and his bullshit and it's refreshing to see.
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Anonymous No.138420408
Quoted By: >>138420467
>>138420378
I think the GUN Lackey should mind his business! I'll adopt the little bastard.
Anonymous No.138420418
>>138420398
>Shadow is done with Sonic and his bullshit and it's refreshing to see.
I think we all are!
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Unofficial Conductor No.138420422
Quoted By: >>138420450
>>138420398
Now this looks like a loving family!
>>138420391
He'd have a lot to learn about raising kid but I'd say he'd be good. He wouldn't be able to work for GUN that much. Of course that's not the case in this series.
Anonymous No.138420425
>>138420391
Considering his interactions with Cream, yes, he probably would be.
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Unofficial Conductor No.138420450
Quoted By: >>138420463 >>138420467
>>138420422
Amy! Noooo, don't leave Shadow and go to Sonic! Noooo!
>>138420394
>Where the hell have you assholes been?
Considering Tails didn't know what happened, they got there pretty fast.
Anonymous No.138420463
>>138420450
I cant believe how much Shadow shits on Sonic in taking care of children
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Unofficial Conductor No.138420467
Quoted By: >>138420494 >>138420510 >>138420647
>>138420450
It's a good thing you don't remember, Amy.
>>138420408
>old max raising a kid
Oh, Chip.
Anonymous No.138420468
>>138418668
oh its this the where the baby gets electrocute
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Anonymous No.138420494
Quoted By: >>138420516 >>138420537 >>138420574 >>138420647 >>138421401 >>138421945 >>138426848
>>138420467
Just like the bottom right says, this is the end. For now. Tomorrow at 7pm EST we'll do the incomplete sequel series, A Hedgehog's Lament! More suffering awaits you all!
Anonymous No.138420510
>>138420467
Seriously. I wish we could all forget what just happened.
Anonymous No.138420516
>>138420494
Thanks conductor, I really enjoyed that roaster coaster through hell.
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Anonymous No.138420537
Quoted By: >>138420558 >>138420612
>>138420494
Thanks Konductor!
>More suffering awaits you all!
It sure does!

What's up /co/cksluts, be sure to strap yourselves in because it's time for your ~after dark of pain~! We'll begin with our first entry in the PWEU (Prank Wars Expanded Universe), with the comic that started it all: Prank Wars! Now I was going to post summaries of the later chapters of the fanfic it's based on, but since the latest page only came out a few days ago, I wouldn't want to spoil anything! We begin with Sonic getting dressed in a flash! And remember, I'll be doing an especially cursed comic elsewhere after this!

https://www.deviantart.com/solarisdragon (writer)
https://www.deviantart.com/galo27 (artist)
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Anonymous No.138420558
Quoted By: >>138420575
>>138420537
It's a very handsome looking Knuckles! But why does Sonic have knock out gas?
Anonymous No.138420574
>>138420494
Thanks for posting, Conductor. Fuck you for making me see this shit a second time. Like, it is admittedly compelling, but holy fucking shit, for all the wrong reasons.

Also, gotta say. The titular unexpected baby is cute. Look at that little goober. Protecc.
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Anonymous No.138420575
Quoted By: >>138420593 >>138420661
>>138420558
I wouldn't mind undressing Knuckles, but not like this! Unless hie was into it
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Anonymous No.138420593
Quoted By: >>138420609
>>138420575
I do love Sonic's facial expressions in this, they're so delightfully evil!
Anonymous No.138420608
>>138420378
He'd expose her to Rouge. And fuck that.

>>138420391
Probably.
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Anonymous No.138420609
Quoted By: >>138420640
>>138420593
Oh boy, more electrocutions today!
Anonymous No.138420612
Quoted By: >>138420640
>>138420537
What a great and horrible comic. I still don't get what Sonic's problem is.
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Anonymous No.138420640
Quoted By: >>138420666 >>138420681
>>138420609
Sigh. It is kinda hot
>>138420612
It's just a prank bro! Seriously, that's the author's justification for it
Anonymous No.138420647
Quoted By: >>138420666
>>138420467
Yeah...that's for the best.

>>138420494
God, somehow the sequel is even WORSE.
Anonymous No.138420648
>>138419032
>>138419012
>>138419063
>both parents are literally sobbing with fear at the thought of a baby
Boy, this child isn't gonna grow up with any issues at all.
Anonymous No.138420661
Quoted By: >>138420684
>>138420575
Beyond cursed.
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Anonymous No.138420666
Quoted By: >>138420684 >>138420693
>>138420640
Don't laugh too quickly Tails!
>>138420647
>God, somehow the sequel is even WORSE.
It builds on a strong foundation of fucked up
Anonymous No.138420681
Quoted By: >>138420712
>>138420640
>spoiler
Boner please no. Not this one.
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Anonymous No.138420684
Quoted By: >>138420711 >>138420712
>>138420666
Poor Knuckles ;_;
>Those digits
Of course
>>138420661
The next one's worse!
Anonymous No.138420693
Quoted By: >>138420712
>>138420666
Not even the little brother will be safe.
Anonymous No.138420711
Quoted By: >>138420732
>>138420684
Those Satan digits are deserved.
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Anonymous No.138420712
Quoted By: >>138420732 >>138420735
>>138420684
He really is enjoying it
>>138420681
That's what I love about this comic, it's messed up but kinda hot in some parts
>>138420693
Not even Sonic is safe in the fanfic
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Anonymous No.138420732
Quoted By: >>138420746
>>138420712
It's so weird that Tails isn't phased by this. It mist happen a lot
>>138420711
Yeah, the board itself knows how cursed this is
Anonymous No.138420735
Quoted By: >>138420746
>>138420712
>spoiler
And he fucking deserves it.
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Anonymous No.138420746
Quoted By: >>138420765 >>138420769 >>138420815
>>138420732
Sigh. Unzips
>>138420735
He gets way worse than he gives
Anonymous No.138420765
Quoted By: >>138420790 >>138420815
>>138420746
>spoiler
Did I fucking stutter, Thirstposter?
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Anonymous No.138420769
Quoted By: >>138420790
>>138420746
Sonic why do you have roofies? That cheeky grin though
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Anonymous No.138420790
Quoted By: >>138420809
>>138420769
What a cute family photo
>>138420765
Oh I agree, I just find it funny that for all the messed up stuff things he does, he doesn't even win the prank wars
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Anonymous No.138420809
Quoted By: >>138420833 >>138420835
>>138420790
Slutnic no!
Anonymous No.138420815
Quoted By: >>138420835
>>138420746
>>138420765
Wait, what happens to him actually?
Anonymous No.138420833
Quoted By: >>138420866
>>138420809
Your brother should be an exception to this sort of cruelty.
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Anonymous No.138420835
Quoted By: >>138420857 >>138420866
>>138420809
What a bad older brother!
>>138420815
Electrocution and forced diaper wearing, among other things
Anonymous No.138420857
Quoted By: >>138420866
>>138420835
>spoiler
Oh yeah, then he absolutely had it coming. He's a piece of shit in Prank Wars. I'd argue that's not even as bad as him forcefully infantilizing Shadow
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Anonymous No.138420866
Quoted By: >>138420885 >>138420895
>>138420835
This has clearly veered outside of "just a prank territory"
>>138420833
His boyfriend too!
>>138420857
That was so messed u[
Anonymous No.138420867
>>138420079
AND FUCKING METAL SONIC THERE JUST ENJOYING THE SUFFERING OF IS COUNTERPART
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Anonymous No.138420885
Quoted By: >>138420908
>>138420866
I do like the outfit at least. Unfortunately the resolution is reduced for the rest
Anonymous No.138420895
Quoted By: >>138420908
>>138420866
It was already violating personal space and rights with the whole electroshock collar and dog costume. Now, it's just a literal crime.
Anonymous No.138420902
OH NO THIS FUCKING COMIC
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Anonymous No.138420908
Quoted By: >>138420925 >>138420928
>>138420885
Go Knuckles!
>>138420895
And it only gets worse!
Anonymous No.138420925
Quoted By: >>138420951
>>138420908
KILL HIM
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Anonymous No.138420928
Quoted By: >>138420951
>>138420908
Poor Knuckles, again ;_;
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Anonymous No.138420951
Quoted By: >>138420986 >>138421057
>>138420928
And now a page for our hypnosis-bros!
>>138420925
At least he gets punished in the later chapters
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Anonymous No.138420986
Quoted By: >>138421019
>>138420951
>tfw you'll never get to pet Knuckles and tell him he's a good boy
It's not fair!
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Anonymous No.138421019
Quoted By: >>138421043
>>138420986
As Boom!Knuckles would say: "Not cool Sonic." And that's it for now, but this page did only come out a few days ago. Let's move on to the next entry in the PWEU!
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Anonymous No.138421043
Quoted By: >>138421093
>>138421019
It's time to get spooked, with Prank Wars: The Halloween Special! And yes, I checked. There's sadly no uncensored version ;_;
Anonymous No.138421057
Quoted By: >>138421093
>>138420951
Poor Knux. Even if this is my fetish, it's just cruel.
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Anonymous No.138421093
Quoted By: >>138421113
>>138421043
>Charmy alone at night
What could possibly go wrong!
>>138421057
Same. The dressing him like a dog bit at least. Never got into hypnosis personally
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Anonymous No.138421113
Quoted By: >>138421129
>>138421093
Boo!
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Anonymous No.138421129
Quoted By: >>138421145
>>138421113
Honestly, this is going a bit far, but I'm committed now!
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Anonymous No.138421145
Quoted By: >>138421162
>>138421129
Inappropriate Sonic! Inappropriate!
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Locke No.138421152
Quoted By: >>138421162
>>138419776
>mutated baby
He should've set the Microwave to medium high and flipped it over every 2 minutes or so.
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Anonymous No.138421162
Quoted By: >>138421189
>>138421145
It just keeps going
>>138421152
Well you're the expert!
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Anonymous No.138421189
Quoted By: >>138421253 >>138421501 >>138421562 >>138421588
>>138421162
Happy Halloween everyone! That's fortunately it, but I'll be storytiming something even more cursed elsewhere in around 5 minutes. Link in OP
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Anonymous No.138421253
Quoted By: >>138421398 >>138422029
>>138421189
It begins! Link in OP
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Anonymous No.138421398
>>138421253
Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg… and my arm… even my fingers. The body I’ve lost… the comrades I’ve lost… won’t stop hurting… It’s like they’re all still there. You feel it, too, don’t you
Anonymous No.138421401
>>138420494
Such an melodramatic slop pile. 10/10 thanks Conductor.
Anonymous No.138421501
Quoted By: >>138421556
>>138421189
God, is Prank Wars one of the most mean spirited Sonic fancomics out there? It's just awful.
Anonymous No.138421556
Quoted By: >>138422029
>>138421501
I don't thing "mean-spirited" really has anything to do with it; it's just some pervert taking his humiliation fetish too far.
Anonymous No.138421562
Quoted By: >>138421570 >>138422029
>>138421189
If I remember correctly Sonic at the end of the series gets turned into a diaper slave or some shit
Anonymous No.138421570
>>138421562
A worthy punishment
Anonymous No.138421588
Quoted By: >>138422029
>>138421189
Vector is going to fucking kill you, Sonic.
Anonymous No.138421615
>>138418797
Gus Johnson
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Anonymous No.138421661
Quoted By: >>138421711 >>138422029
Who's worse: Unexpected Baby Eggman, or Prank Wars Sonic?
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Anonymous No.138421684
Quoted By: >>138421707 >>138422029
Okay, hear me out: what if, instead of "there's an actual Fiona Robotnik modeled the robot Fiona after", the Fiona who showed up after Endgame is the same robot after doing work on herself. No longer an agent of the System, changed-unplugged-a new woman, so to speak, like them, apparently free.
Anonymous No.138421707
>>138421684
*after Endgame had been the same
Anonymous No.138421711
>>138421661
UB!Eggman is sadistic and a master gaslighter while also being incredibly fun to watch
PW!Sonic is just a fuckwit with a humiliation kink.
Anonymous No.138421945
Quoted By: >>138422029
>>138420494
Hadn't read this before so "thanks" for posting. Perfect fit for WoP.
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Anonymous No.138422029
Quoted By: >>138422196 >>138422843
>>138421253
And that's part one storytimed! Fair warning: it is the most messed up comic I've posted yet
>>138421556
>>138421562
Correct
>>138421588
I imagine pretty much everyone wants to kill him by now
>>138421661
Easily AUB!Eggman. I'd go willingly with PW!Slutnic
>>138421684
That would've been an interesting twist
>>138421945
Just wait until you see the second part!
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Anonymous No.138422172
Quoted By: >>138422252
https://www.deviantart.com/sassymelvin/art/Can-We-Keep-Him-972794509
Anonymous No.138422196
Quoted By: >>138422252
>>138422029
How do you see things shaking out from there? frexample, would a Fiona who "grew up" under Robotnik's roof still fall for Scourge?
Anonymous No.138422252
Quoted By: >>138422341
>>138422172
Adorable!
>>138422196
I'd see her more as Breezie, and would be determined to strike out on her own, but maybe falling in love with one of the robots (Shard, Metal, Omega, etc)
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Anonymous No.138422341
Quoted By: >>138422364
>>138422252
>Omega
>WHO IS THIS GROSS FOX SPECIMEN TRYING TO TALK TO ME GET AWAY FROM ME THOTTICUS.
Anonymous No.138422364
>>138422341
If she was into weapons and destruction he totally would and you know it!
Anonymous No.138422719
Quoted By: >>138422871
>>138419191
It reads a lot like some of those Health Class videos about Teen Pregnancy, to a point.
Which I think accounts for a lot of the OOC behavior on the part of number of the characters. Rouge would tease Amy, Shadow would grouse and tell Sonic he's a fuck up. But then, jokes over; Shadow and Rouge be the damn adults in the room and help Sonic and Amy get through this shit.
Anonymous No.138422843
Quoted By: >>138423138 >>138424732
>>138422029
So are you going to storytime the rest of Prank Wars, Thirstposter? Judging by some of the spoilers, it might get Janny'd.
Anonymous No.138422871
Quoted By: >>138424732 >>138438420
>>138422719
But they aren't teens is the weird thing. They're adults that are already engaged. Not many would care that an engaged couple accidentally got pregnant.
Anonymous No.138422975
>>138419266
So that he does not congrrrratulate his morrrrbidly obese Aunt on her apparrrent parrrrthenogenesis!
Anonymous No.138423138
Quoted By: >>138423189 >>138424732
>>138422843
IIRC the rest is in text only. All the comic pages have been posted and they come out very infrequently. Between 1-3 months a page.
Anonymous No.138423189
>>138423138
Oh, okay. Probably for the best.
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Anonymous No.138423598
Quoted By: >>138423651 >>138423695 >>138424732 >>138427403 >>138431220
>>138418668
Team Dark Supernova Odyssey Issue 2 Page 16
https://teamdarksupernovaodyssey.tumblr.com
Hope saying something similar to what Eggman told Shadow. And we get a look at Rouge's parents in this series.
Anonymous No.138423651
Quoted By: >>138424732
>>138423598
As expected, Rouge's parents are very handsome.
Anonymous No.138423695
>>138423598
This comic has no right to be this good
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Anonymous No.138424452
Well? Have you?
Anonymous No.138424732
Quoted By: >>138425560
>>138422843
I'll certainly be posting any new pages, but if it looks like it's not going to be continued I'll post chapter summaries of the rest. If I have to read it, you all have to suffer too!
>>138422871
Exactly. If you're engaged and fucking without protection it's hardly an unexpected baby™
>>138423138
Yeah, we're only a small way through the fanfic it's based on
>>138423598
Easily one of my favorite comics
>>138423651
Her dad's an asshole, but I still would
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Anonymous No.138425190
Quoted By: >>138426237
>>138420258
Anonymous No.138425560
Quoted By: >>138425845
>>138424732
>Yeah, we're only a small way through the fanfic it's based on
At least we'll all be dead by the time the entire thing is made into a comic.
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Anonymous No.138425584
>>138418668
Nectar: The World Before Page 36
https://www.deviantart.com/icys
Plan? Who needs one of those?
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Anonymous No.138425845
>>138425560
Not even death can keep us from The Ride
Anonymous No.138426121
>>138418797
In Sonic's defense, he was right about them being vulnerable
Anonymous No.138426237
>>138425190
BABY FUCK! BABY FUCK!
Anonymous No.138426702
Thanks op
Anonymous No.138426848
>>138420494
Thanks Conductor
Anonymous No.138427038
Quoted By: >>138428551
>>138419032
It's the law of equivalent exchange: a shitty Rouge means a based Shadow, and a good Rouge means a retard Shadow
Anonymous No.138427403
>>138423598
Rouge's parents look nice, bur they were also clearly shitty parents.
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Anonymous No.138427415
Quoted By: >>138427967 >>138430262
Archie Ride update: That's the Eggman Empire arc finished and uploading now. This one took way longer than expected since I had to look through 2-4 versions of each issue of Sonic X to find the least blurry scan. I've tried to clean them up, but there's only so much you can do.
Now I'm on to sourcing Sonic Universe comics, which are much nicer at least. Over 9,000 images processed now fuck the pain away, my bed is buried in Sonic comics
Anonymous No.138427967
Quoted By: >>138428057
>>138427415
Really appreciate all the work you’re doing.
Anonymous No.138428057
>>138427967
Thanks! It's a labor of love! Or more accurately procrastination and unhinged obsession Admittedly I didn't think there'd be anywhere near this amount of work, but there's no stopping now! Should have the next arc up in a few hours, giving us a buffer of 11 weeks
Anonymous No.138428551
>>138427038
It's sad how true this is a lot of the time.
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Anonymous No.138429588
Quoted By: >>138429602
Hey, remember when TooDamnCycle posted pic related, and we couldn't work out what anime it was referencing?
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Anonymous No.138429594
Quoted By: >>138429626 >>138431571
Amy likes Sonic more as a "doggy."
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Anonymous No.138429602
Quoted By: >>138429626
>>138429588
Turns out it was Yu-Gi-Oh. I thought it looked familiar
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Anonymous No.138429626
>>138429602
And here's the Storytime of Pain-worthy edit I made
>>138429594
He is very cute
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Anonymous No.138430262
Quoted By: >>138430378
>>138427415
I see Sonic over there trying to rock that Eggman fit
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Anonymous No.138430378
Quoted By: >>138430406
>>138430262
It's his boyfriends!
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Anonymous No.138430406
Quoted By: >>138430529
>>138430378
No offense to the artist but I fucking hate that a comic called Sonegg has art that good.
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Anonymous No.138430529
Quoted By: >>138430568
>>138430406
Their later stuff's even better, and the redesigns make Eggman around Sonic's age so it isn't as gross
Anonymous No.138430568
Quoted By: >>138430604
>>138430529
Kenny McCormick Eggman
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Anonymous No.138430604
>>138430568
They are both egomaniacal geniuses.He is kinda hot in pic related
Anonymous No.138431220
>>138423598
Getting Gargoyles vibes from how Rouge's folks are drawn here
Anonymous No.138431571
>>138429594
He is adorable in either form.
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Anonymous No.138431914
Quoted By: >>138436909 >>138437281
>>138418668
https://www.deviantart.com/blackatstoryteller/art/Chapter-1-Page-39-973209931
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Anonymous No.138432215
Quoted By: >>138432237
https://tatck.tumblr.com/post/723555597316947968/baby-bro
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Anonymous No.138432237
>>138432215
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Anonymous No.138432849
Quoted By: >>138433784 >>138434845 >>138437281
So since Silver's theme was originally written as a gay love song...
Silver coming out to his parents about not liking girls that way, over a dinner of slop soup (that was what the food synthesizer was producing that day). Momver "Honey..."s him and puts a consoling hand on his shoulder, and Dadver calmly, but clearly with a sinking feeling in his stomache and uncertainty of how to feel, talks about society's need to prepare for a future, some day, when Iblis is gone and the world is no longer covered by lava and firestorms and demons and it's safe to live outside of bunkers and caves again, concluding with a recommendation Silver just close his eyes and think of something else when he "has to", before leaving because his shift to monitor the water chip is about to start.
Anonymous No.138433046
>>138418771
Fucker this is just making me think of Chaos now
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Anonymous No.138433281
Quoted By: >>138434296 >>138434345 >>138435815
Anonymous No.138433784
Quoted By: >>138437281
>>138432849
canon silver would top
snapcube silver would bottom
Anonymous No.138434296
Quoted By: >>138434345
>>138433281
How did they do it? Two kids and still happy?
Anonymous No.138434345
Quoted By: >>138434410
>>138433281
Sauce?
>>138434296
Growing up together in the shadow of Judgment Day does things.
Anonymous No.138434410
>>138434345
dealing with two toddlers isn't that different from dealing with Robotnik and Snively
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Anonymous No.138434845
Quoted By: >>138437281
>>138432849
>Gay theme song
>Gay body language
That hedgehog is not straight
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Anonymous No.138435815
>>138433281
Fanartists really give all versions of Sally the nicest outfits.
Anonymous No.138435845
Quoted By: >>138435861 >>138435968
>>138418961
How did Rouge even know?
Anonymous No.138435861
Quoted By: >>138435901
>>138435845
she echolocated the baby
Anonymous No.138435901
>>138435861
She is superior once again.
Anonymous No.138435968
>>138435845
She checked.
Anonymous No.138436187
Quoted By: >>138436844 >>138436871 >>138437281
>>138419434
what the fuck are the chao and the top middle ones from?
Anonymous No.138436844
Quoted By: >>138436871
>>138436187
The Chao ones are from that one extremely cursed shitpost comic we did with CWC (Adventures of Silver the Hedgehog or something like that IIRC). Top middle are Chaos and TGT.
Anonymous No.138436871
Quoted By: >>138437026
>>138436187
>>138436844
Oh, unless you're talking about the ones below them - which are Colour of Chaos and some sprite comic we did.
Anonymous No.138436909
>>138431914
That is not creepy or sus at all...
Anonymous No.138437026
>>138436871
the one that looks like Sally's dad
Anonymous No.138437281
>>138431914
More Wrenchester!
>>138432849
Damn, that's too real
>>138433784
Silver's clearly verse to better accommodate whatever his partner wants
>>138434845
It's true! No one with boots that stylish could be straight
>>138436187
https://the-ride.neocities.org/comics/2022-05-05-the-adventures-of-silver-the-hedgehog/ for the chao
https://the-ride.neocities.org/comics/2022-04-06-chaos/ for Max
Unofficial Conductor No.138437636
Whoops! I forgot to say this was a Storytime of Pain! Oh well.
>>138437621
Anonymous No.138438420
>>138422871
It does seem like a weird extra bit to add on