>>137638836
Since he is Sonic, I can see Scourge reforming. And beating his previous cringey ass.

>>137638863
Perfectly captures MUH RIA and the reaction to it.

>>137638880
EXPOSED

>>137638836
>Question: Who do you like more? Scourge or Surge? Even though his origin is different, would introducing Scourge seem redundant?
Scourge is infinitely better than anything relating to Surge.

Anyways LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>137638893
Imagine Scourge being so reformed that he's allowed to babysit Cream.

>>137638863
Kek, this is perfect.

>>137638904
Why does Vanilla keep letting Cream hang out with these edgy dorks? Is this some manner of vampire raising ritual we're not privy to?

>>137638904
>purple with green
Thanks, doc.
>>137638894
>Scourge is infinitely better than anything relating to Surge.
But what about tits?

>>137638926
Tits are inferior to being a king.

>>137638926
I can actually see Scourge with fingernail polish.
>>137638905
>quit hitting yourself!

>>137638836
>All done before Surge and a lot of people wanting her to be edgy but still reformed.
*shamelessly raises hand* Amy can fix her, and they should be dating.

>Question: Who do you like more? Scourge or Surge?
They're both dangerous yet pathetic jobbers, but Surge is a punk girl with electrical powers, so she wins.

>Even though his origin is different, would introducing Scourge seem redundant?
Yes. And not just because he has a legally distinct replacement. There are entirely too fucking many not-Sonics. It's like Sega forcing Sonic to be a boring piece of cardboard made everyone obsessed with making their own Sonic who actually has attitude.

>>137638836
>Question: Who do you like more? Scourge or Surge? Even though his origin is different, would introducing Scourge seem redundant?
Surge, Scourge is lame as fuck, sonic but green and evil is retarded.
>would introducing Scourge seem redundant?
Yes leave him and any other archie mistake in the trash

>>137638942
But black would work best.
>>137638923
Because she knows the dynamic is kino and Cream always wanted a cool big brother.

>>137638948
>*shamelessly raises hand* Amy can fix her, and they should be dating.
Never speak again. Not even addressing the rest because you've already exposed your godawful taste.

>>137638967
>when you have to take your alternate universe selves to mcdonald's so they stop abusing zone hopping laws

>>137638942
NICE.

>>137638967
>Because she knows the dynamic is kino and Cream always wanted a cool big brother.
I kneel to her superior knowledge.

>>137638836
The only people who like Surge are retarded coomers.
The same retarded coomers who only talk about sheep booba and never her actual personality.

>>137638981
What stick got stuck up your ass?

>>137638986
Apparently Scourge curses with real words and British words.
>>137638948
They both have their appeal but Surge does activate the almonds south of the border.

>>137638986
Zonic and Tails are both so fucking done.

>>137639012
He's adorable. Like a less deeply angry and intense Fleetway Sonic, with some added childishness.

>>137639012
Back to Smallpwbbles for a handful of more comics before I stopped scrolling because their tumblr layout SUCKS and keeps repeating posts several times for some reason. Anyway, here's Tails realizing he loves his brother and sparing his life.

https://www.tumblr.com/smallpwbbles

>>137638986
>implying Zonic gives enough of a shit about ANYTHING to tard wrangle
There's a reason we "joke" about the Zone Cops being fucking useless.

>>137639012
>They both have their appeal but Surge does activate the almonds south of the border.
Right. We don't have to be coy about that.

>>137639046
More Fleetway Sonic but gay.
>>137638994
>I kneel to her superior knowledge.
I'd like to also think Vanilla grew up crushing on bad boys. A trait that Cream might get as well.

>>137639046
>Tails: I've been here for almost an hour deliberating whether or not blowing your head off or sparing you would win out within me
>Tails: As it so turns out, sparing you won this time

I have never seen 3 seperate Storytime Threads in one day.

This one, Spider-Man, and Muertitos. I’ve got 3 tabs open switching between em

>>137639086
You do that every day, Sonic.

>>137639086
And now Fleetway Sonic but only half of him.
>>137639017
Sonic x3 does sound tiring.
>>137639041
He's trying so hard to be edgy and when he fails it's cute.

>>137638986
>Zonic doing his fucking job for once
About time

>>137639098
I want newfags to leave

>>137639046
>Sonic hid the mints
Tails is doing nothing wrong here.

Also, I love how that fuckin' arm cannon is, well, canon. If Sega weren't such bitch cowards, Tails would be using that thing all the time.
>movies
Hollywood is a different world.

>>137639104
Before the Sonic 2 movie came out.
>>137639073
>There's a reason we "joke" about the Zone Cops being fucking useless.
Of course. He's going to get a Big Mac he's been wanting for a while.

>>137639098
I'm in this thread and the Murder Drones thread, and just alternating between both.

>>137639104
Somehow, this inbetween form is more feral than the full thing.

>>137639132
And now we've gone into dangerous territory.
>>137639098
Based.
>>137639100
Only in his head. Oh, you mean make a mistake.

>>137639132
>Sonic does the same for Knuckles post-finak battle

>>137639159
Tom and his all-powerful unhinged hedgehog son. He's definitely going to need a drink after this.

>>137639159
Shadow has no problem showing his poetry. There's just one exception.
>>137639105
And he's getting something to eat as well.
>>137639129
Paramount can just add an extra zero to a check and Sega will bow and let them do what they want.

>>137639132
Zonic is all about Big Mac Sauce and the fries.

>>137639191
RIP Sonic

>>137639191
Shadow and his damn coffee bean addiction.
>>137639133
>Somehow, this inbetween form is more feral than the full thing.
He feels more intimidating because you don't know which way he'll lean. At least with full on psycho Super Sonic, he was predictably violent.

>>137639159
>Fleetway Wachowski
... OKAY? Tom and Maddie still love their crazy British son, I guess.

>>137639191
>Paramount can just add an extra zero to a check and Sega will bow and let them do what they want.
Exactly. ... Maybe that's what we need to make Izuka stop with his bullshit. Pay him a ton of money to just leave.

>>137639223
A couple more Sonic baby strips. This one with Amy.

>>137639223
>Red Bull with coffee beans
Shadow, immortality does not mean you have carte blanche to ruin your body.

>>137639242
And Sonic being a pain in the ass for Tails.

>>137639223
This seems to imply that Rouge and Shadow live together. New headcanon: Team Dark all live together in the penthouse of Club Rouge.

>>137638836
>Who do you like more? Scourge or Surge?
Scourge. Hands down.

>>137639264
Gee Tails, mom let's you have two hedgehog brothers? Now for the next artist.

>>137639242
Baby Sonic has severe abandonment issues.

>>137639264
>having to grip him with fucking tongs
That baby is so feral he may as well have rabies.

>>137639291
JJJ was wrong, Tails is the true menace. Run Silver!

>>137639264
Sonic's a pain in Tails' ass as an adult too.

>>137639291
This is different. Someone commissioned Ninjahaku21 to do a 5 page comic of the the three hedgehogs vs Neo Metal Sonic. Thing is the dialogue isn't included so I posted it to the side of each page.

https://www.tumblr.com/sonicwindattack/164582304917/an-awesome-5-page-comic-commissioned-from

Here’s the other two Storytime threads if ya wanna multi-task
>>137637835

>>137636646

>>137639266
I wouldn't be surprised if Rouge just moved them in to make sure Shadow had a nice place/make sure he & Omega don't do any crimes.

>>137639339
>designed by Sir Charles
Nani?!

>>137639339
Metal has become Cell in this.

>>137639370
But where is his vore-tail?

>>137639370
Which means he also has Silver's power.
>>137639300
>That baby is so feral he may as well have rabies.
He's a constant biter.
>>137639324
Not a problem (maybe) as long as Sonic is there to keep him from going off the deep end.

>>137639361
>>137639339
Chuck got drunk while building again, didn't he?

>>137639343
s-sonic? where's the sonic?

>>137639402
Hey, at least they're doing better than that comic where he literally reduced Sonic to a torso and head.

>>137639402
Neo Metal Sonadilver?
>>137639325
Makes since half the comics from that artist is brother fighting.

>>137639438
Sounds like a really fucked up ship.

>>137639438
And that's it. Seems the artist wanted to give Metal a win for once. Now for random stuff, credit in the filenames.
>>137639361
BETRAYAL!
>>137639387
He didn't copy Tails' abilities.

>>137639438
Neo Metal has become Magneto, Master of Magnet!

>>137639461
Sonaze Boom complete with fankids!

>>137639359
Yep. She's pretty consistently portrayed as someone who looks out for her homies. Besides, they both make good bouncers, and Omega is an absolute ringer in the combat arena. Y'know, when someone is winning too much.

>>137639479
Actually, that's how he really is big down there. Rouge is the one that's confused.

>>137639514
Sonic's going to get brother-divorced at this rate.

>>137639461
>another bad end
Fuck. But at least Metal Sonic got a W, I guess?

>>137639479
I still don't get why people insist on forcing in nonexistent ships for the Boom cast.

>>137639536
So he can talk to Maria and Gerald and... Biolizard?

>>137639551
>I still don't get
The answer is always autism

>>137639514
Rouge, you need to fuck him outright to confirm. He's never going to catch on, otherwise.

>>137639554
You know, if Shadow was allowed to be more than Vegeta the Hedgehog.

>>137639574
NOOOOO IIZUKA IS HEADING FOR YOUR LOCATION RIGHT FUCKING NOW RUN CONDUCTOR RUN

>>137639554
Chill out, Shadow.

>>137639574
Wholesome.

>>137639574
Sonic better be ready to run before she sees the picture.
>>137639466
>welcome to die, my loathsome copy!

>>137639554
>Shadow gets Twitter
>He uses GUN resources/tech boys to shut the bitch down after a troll pisses him off

>>137639514
I can't look at this artist's art the same anymore after what I learned and saw the other day lol

>>137639597
That's cheating!
>>137639551
>I still don't get why people insist on forcing in nonexistent ships for the Boom cast.
Some people like their ship as much as they like Sonic Boom so they combine the two. Same reason why there are some Sonamy comics in the Archie universe. We don't talk about the plot to actually get them together that never happened.

>>137639574
Y'know, the "Team Dark aren't friends" thing is especially stupid since the writers tend to do everything they can to ignore it. Like, they still act like friends, especially in IDW.

>>137639597
>Sonic so shy that even though he's blatantly blushing, he STILL won't do it
>wants to run away before she figures ito UT and smashes him with her hammer
Damn it, Sonic!

>>137639603
>the entire world rejoices

>>137639629
Maria's back! In baby form!
>>137639568
>after fifteen minutes
>knuckles: this workout *grunt* is great!
>rouge: ah! yeah... *groan* workout...

>>137639658
What happens when everyone swaps powers and personalities (kind of).

>>137639603
>>137639649
Tower has to give Shadow direct orders to NOT murder that idiot.

>>137639658
>reincarnated baby Maria
This is just an excuse to make Shadow the big brother isn't it?

>>137639681
I'd just prefer full personality swaps as well.
>>137639608
Poggers!
>>137639641
I'm still mad about the chao race thing. From Shadow being replaced by Amy to him outright saying he didn't care to help Omega get his body back.

>>137639718
So this artist gave Rouge two moms but she still has a dad. I'm sure he will be claimed fast.
>>137639716
>i'm the older sibling now

>>137639681
>>137639718
>more confident Amy
>Guardian Tails
>engineer genius Knux
>Sonic down-bad for that Amy and Armed with a hammer
The only thing I don't quite like is the implication that Tails is stuck on Angel Island hell, but otherwise HAHA, YES.

>>137639742
Claiming the dad

>>137639742
GAAAAAAAAITAMINUTE!

>>137639742
That DILF is min-

>>137639758
NO!

>>137639773
Just kidding I just wanted to mess with you im not into dilfs

Y’all ever think Scourge fucked Rosy whenever he was horny and ran off before she realized she was just being used as a bootycall and smashed him with her hammer?

>>137639718
>I'm still mad about the chao race thing. From Shadow being replaced by Amy
Much as I enjoyed Amy hanging out with Rouge, yeah it should've been Shadow. Let this nigga hang out with his homies, goddammit!

>to him outright saying he didn't care to help Omega get his body back.
That's especially stupid and out of character. Sure, he'd been tsun about it, but he would still absolutely help out his bro.

>>137639760
>handle her the right way
>she'll bite you
You get the tongs as well.
>>137639752
Would make for a good AU.
>>137639758
Sold!

>>137639742
At least one version of Knuckles can probably relate.

>>137639790
Damn bats.

>>137639790
Now Knuckles has two moms. It'd be three if Lara-Le existed.
>>137639784
No. He specifically fucked everyone else but not her which is why she went even crazier.

>>137639742
>Knuckles: And I thought I had daddy issues.
>Rouge: Microwave.
>Vincent: Huh?
>Rouge: You DON'T wanna know.

>>137639742
Honestly? Rouge being a mafia kid would make a lot of sense.

>>137639822
Nobody expects the Hatsune Miku!
>>137639788
Yeah. Not even blaming Evan for any of that. She wanted to do a Team Dark story and was told NO.

>>137639046
He's insane

>>137639861
Sonic getting banned from another place. It's for the best. He doesn't need caffeine.

>>137639760
>Cue Hate sex/Foursome

>>137639822
He's so cute and they're so nice. I like how refined Rouge's other mom is - definitely getting adventurer-archaeologist vibes.

>>137639861
When you start hallucinating Hatsune Miku, it's already too late.

>>137639790
Gotta love how despite Rouge being the resident sexpot, it's incredibly easy to make her cute.

>>137639822
Apparently she gets it from her mothers.

>>137639880
Tails looks like he's heard this exact rant before. One has to wonder how many coffee places Sonic has been banned from.

>>137639880
Some The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog stuff.
>>137639793
Abandonment. Controlling and manipulative parent. Loving parent. Parents that tried to kill him. Knuckles has encountered it all.

>>137639909
I'm assuming these are lines by Idris Elba since his casting as Knuckles inspired this comic.

>>137639909
THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE EATEN DRY SHADOW, AT LEAST ADD SOME WATER. SHAAAAAAAADOOOOOOOOOOW

>>137639929
LEWWWWD!

>>137639861
>Yeah. Not even blaming Evan for any of that. She wanted to do a Team Dark story and was told NO.
I will never understand why Izuka hates the idea of the anti-hero team being friends with each other. Like, they're kindred spirits, of course they get along.

>>137639880
Gotta side with Sonic on this one. Apparently this Starbucks is run by humorless assholes.

>>137639929
Very serious Knuckles and another exploitable Tails.

>>137639948
Movie Sonic but it's Home Alone.

>>137639966
It just works!
>>137639899
>Gotta love how despite Rouge being the resident sexpot, it's incredibly easy to make her cute.
Making things small is easy mode for cute.

>>137639948
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS

>>137638836
>Question
Scourge, and not just because he's hot. His origin might be cliché, but he grew into an interesting character in his own right. Surge is just wasted potential with a weird backstory they aren't allowed to explain (what the fuck is biodata anyway?) and commits the one unforgivable character sin being a tomboy I don't personally find attractive. I like Kit though. At this point introducing Scourge would be kinda weird, and they probably wouldn't allow him to have an interesting personality since he wouldn't be allowed to be evil
>>137638893
Deepest lore!
>>137638986
lmao
>>137639012
And remember everyone, the correct pronunciation is "Skurge," as in Scourge of the seven seas!
>>137639086
I'd ship it!
>>137639098
Gotta get a multi-monitor setup like a real hackerman!
>>137639132
Sonic's not only fine with Tails' genocidal urges, he encourages them
>>137639266
I like to think they've been just "staying over until they find their own place" for years

>>137639980
Happy ending!

>>137639966
>leaving Wachowski alone in the house
They deserve the property damage at this point.

>>137640003
>this is watchmojo and here are our top 30 reasons why sonic left amy to die

>>137639996
>I like to think they've been just "staying over until they find their own place" for years
That works too! Rouge is super wealthy, so she doesn't actually care unless their antics result in her stuff getting broken.

>>137640022
Amy, no! You're supposed to start at 30 and count down!
>>137639908
Tails is just tired of Sonic's mouth causing more trouble than Eggman does.
>>137639943
THE ULTIMATE LIFE FORM CARES NOT FOR YOUR SUGGESTIONS.

>>137640050
Barry is the real victim of Sonic's murder.

>>137640066
And we end things on Shadow wondering about something. Tomorrow at 7pm EST we'll do more comics. I won't even say it's twitter because I might push it back again.

>>137640022
>>137640050
Kill him, Amy.

>>137640066
Poor Barry. He's literally fucking me.

>>137640080
>Shadow assumed his big sister was a boy

>>137640080
Thanks Conductor

>>137640080
>Shadow:I bet you kiss girls, faker

>>137639291
Aww!
>>137639339
The cape makes it superior!
>>137639479
Rare ship!
>>137639514
That's our Knuckles!
>>137639554
Damn
>>137639681
I like the take on Tails and Knuckles, very handsome!
>>137639742
Another DILF!
>>137639758
Nooooo!
>>137639760
Cute and canon!
>>137639929
So handsome!
>>137639956
Dude legitimately hates everything about Shadow, despite him being his favorite character
>>137639980
Works suspiciously well
>>137640037
Exactly! They're too cool to admit they like living there and Rouge is cool with that

>>137639980
Honestly, I think Rouge canonically being 3'6"-in heels, at that-makes her being the sexy one really funny and it makes me smile.

>>137640066
That's what I like about Barry, he's just out there doing his best
>>137640080
Thanks Konductor!

>>137640185
>Dude legitimately hates everything about Shadow, despite him being his favorite character
If Shadow wasn't fictional, this would be an extremely abusive attitude.

>Exactly! They're too cool to admit they like living there and Rouge is cool with that
I'm adopting your version of this headcanon, because it's fuckin' adorable.

>>137640311
WEW!!!

>>137640311
>the T H I C C E S T Sally
GYAT ZAYUM!!!!!

>>137640259
>If Shadow wasn't fictional, this would be an extremely abusive attitude.
It's so weird. If he doesn't like Shadow having friends, a backstory, or a personality then what exactly is there to like? He's got a nice design and hover shoes, but it's his personality and interactions with others that made him popular
>I'm adopting your version of this headcanon, because it's fuckin' adorable.
You're more than welcome to it!
>>137640311
Watch out Sonic! And Nicole! And narrow hallways!

>>137640429
>It's so weird. If he doesn't like Shadow having friends, a backstory, or a personality then what exactly is there to like? He's got a nice design and hover shoes, but it's his personality and interactions with others that made him popular
Funnily enough, you could easily say the same about Sonic. Sega just hates the things that made their characters popular, I guess.

>>137640311
OH MY

A new character is gonna be added to the classic cast.
https://twitter.com/TailsChannel/status/1667310693534539776

>>137640504
Who cares? They literally won't be able to be used outside of Classic.

>>137640501
I hate that you're right ;_;
>>137640504
Wait, that better not be the new character. Where the fuck is my new twink to lust over?

Also had some Mordred Hood done with these lovely ladies named Donna and Selene. Chaos Croc is genuinely super rad to chat with and a fellow Hood enjoyer.

>>137640654
There’s a good chance he’s a twink under the helmet.

>>137640504
What the fuck is with this two timelines shit. What Jap autism is forcing this.

>>137640680
Having the tail wrap around one of them's a nice touch. I like the matching outfits too
>>137640690
I certainly hope so. If not at least the fanartists have something to fix!

>>137638836
>Who do you like more? Scourge or Surge?
Surge. Someone MK Ultrad'd into being evil is more interesting than just Earth 3 Sonic.
Earth 3 in General bores me though, they're too afraid to get weird with it.

https://twitter.com/sonicstadium/status/1667255321356652552

>>137640915
>organic looking hands and legs
That's definitely a normal Mobian under that shit.

>>137641018
BRB, getting my can opener and tiny net!

>>137640504
>have a lot of classic members
>refuse to use them
>make a new one instead
I fucking hate sonic team

>>137641018
>>137641058
He'll, looking closely, even his tail looks pretty organic and natural. I think he might be some kind of possum or racoon.

>BRB, getting my can opener and tiny net!
Nope, this one is mine. Get your own.

>>137640311
>I'm trying to infiltrate Robotropolis but the clap of my acorns keeps alerting the Swatbots
>>137640730
Specifically to upset people who want to believe there's always been one true "canon"
>>137640654
>>137640915
Call him Nack or he'll be too weak.

>>137641147
>have a lot of classic members
>refuse to use them
anon just be happy that they made a new antag and they did not use metal sonic or eggette again.

>>137641154
>Nope, this one is mine. Get your own.
BRB, kidnapping Oshima to draw me the ultimate twink
>>137641201
It's Sonic Maximum allover again!
https://the-ride.neocities.org/comics/2022-06-04-sonic-maximum/

>>137638836
>Question: Who do you like more? Scourge or Surge?
I really wanted to like Surge, but I'd be kidding myself if I said she was better than Scourge. Her arc was dragged out for eleven issues and she kept jobbing in increasingly embarrassing ways.

Honestly, the Surge arc was where I realized that IDW really was not going to get any better.

>Even though his origin is different, would introducing Scourge seem redundant?
There's not much point introducing him alongside Surge, even if she is much lamer than he is. It'd be shoehorning him into a setting where he doesn't really belong, with a bunch of buildup that you'd have to shrink down to fit into a small origin arc. It'd go over like a lead balloon.

>>137639980
>not "the egg bandits"
Disgraceful...

(Just kidding, very nice comic)

>>137638836
>Question: Who do you like more? Scourge or Surge? Even though his origin is different, would introducing Scourge seem redundant?
Surge is terrible and literally no one would like her if she wasn't a girl. Even as things stand I suspect 50% of her "fans" only pretend to like her because she's "canon."

Scourge has a killcount and fucked the frenchie's wife. Plus he brings Moebius and all its implications with him. Frankly, he's too good for IDW.

>>137640311
>I put the new Forgi's on the Jeep

>>137640504
>>137640654
>>137640915
I guess some kind of new racoon character I guess? Wonder why they're wearing all that weird armor?
Superstars still hasn't wowed me at all yet, need to see more. Though I guess it's nice that Nack is being thrust into the official spotlight again as a second antagonist, though recently playing Triple Trouble 16-Bit and the Sonic Galactic demo this isn't super amazing to me.

>>137641683
Kek

>>137641147
Same here.

This just makes me want a new non-shit Sonic anime.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQcccvryO8A

>>137642813
The nicest looking thing out of Superstars so far. Looks like the final zone is gonna be some halloween/carnival themes mix this time which is neato.
I'll probably just watch an 100% longplay when it releases though.

https://www.deviantart.com/hyper-shan/art/SoniC-Automata-Glory-to-Mobiankind-866103443

>>137643063

>>137641919
That would be nice, I do have a thing for Racoon twinks!
>though recently playing Triple Trouble 16-Bit and the Sonic Galactic demo this isn't super amazing to me.
Yeah, we've been at the point where fan content's generally better for a while now. I did enjoy Frontiers though, and I'm sure I'll enjoy this one too. That said, I'm not convinced the physics aren't just from Forces
>>137643098
Looks really cool! Never played the game though

>>137643493
>I'm not convinced the physics aren't just from Force
To elaborate, Sonic should slow down going uphill and speed up on the downhill. I don't think this is happening. It's disguised pretty well by the boosters and tubes though. They also never roll into a ball at the start of a hill, which always gives a speed boost in the classic 2D physics

>>137643589
They're 100% just re-using the Generations or Forces Classic Sonic physics. I mean it's Sonic Team I'd be surprised if it actually was a brand new physics engine.
Galactic had some of the silky smoothest Sonic physics I've ever felt (IMO actually better then Mania somehow) and I can't wait for the hopefully this year second demo.

>>137643780
Fiona just can't help herself

>>137643618
They're probably using the Forces one, which is somehow even worse than Generations. Also, at least Generations played with the camera angles, Forces just sticks it the same distance and angle for the entire game.
I'll have to give Galactic a shot, I love the idea of fans improving even Mania's physics. Actually, I've found the crushing physics to be less forgiving in Mania than the classics, especially those pairs of blocks that move around each other in a square
>>137643780
Everyone's smug until the energy blades come out

>>137641919
>I guess some kind of new racoon character I guess
Might be a Pangolin. They're kind of like an Armadillo, but ribbed for her pleasure.

>>137643823
Crushing deaths being not that lenient has been a feature of the Retro Engine forever with everyone complaining about it at least once.
But also aside from Galatic playing great it has great art, five playable characters that all play differently (Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Nack and OC Tunnel the Mole) plus stupid good music. The music for the unreleased oil swamp forest zone is such a jam I can't stand it.

>>137643843
>but ribbed for her pleasure
Nice!
>>137643872
It wouldn't be so much of an issue if I didn't have decades of muscle memory where the crushing physics were more lenient.
You had me at Knuckles! Quite a few fangames have had well produced and fun music recently, it's really nice to see

>>137638836
If Scourge met Surge, how would she feel about him?

>>137638836
>Who do you like more? Scourge or Surge?
Surge.
I could do without Scourge ever appearing again.
>Even though his origin is different, would introducing Scourge seem redundant?
I don't think you understand,conductor. There is only ONE Scourge. He is a fucking singularity, he is always the one and the same. Even in fan-fictions and fan-comic, it's always the same Scourge. You don't need a different origin, it's just him, forever zone-hopping.

>>137639046
>Back to Smallpwbbles for a handful of more comics before I stopped scrolling because their tumblr layout SUCKS and keeps repeating posts several times for some reason
Your mental health will be better if you scroll through the archives instead. Most of the time, the thumbnails are enough to tell if it's sonic related images or not.

>>137639098
It must not be that uncommon, though?

>>137644053
Sonic from another Universe is still Sonic. So, target acquired, dumbass mode engaged. Kit might convince her to hold off and get him to fight Sonic then mop the two of them up after a round of perfectly symmetrical violence.

>>137644436
Used to be more common in the days before captcha.

>>137643780
Fiona's pretty smug for someone who settled for a second rate Sonic who probably was gonna ditch her eventually.

>>137639608
What did I miss again?

>>137640080
Thanks Conductor.

>>137640311

>>137640504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zltQZNdhnV8
The level design actually seems nice (I like the parallel race of tails in the background), but the Boss fight feel more like slog, the mechanic to beat them feel closer to a Mario boss.

Sally McAcorn DEFECATED through a SUNROOF!

>>137640730
>What the fuck is with this two timelines shit.
How is that indicative of two timelines?

>>137644868
Maybe, but it was the Egg-mobile sunroof.

>>137639479
do like how Blaze Boom designs lean into her having more of an arabic/native tint to it. Also i'm always up for any Sonaze content though she should be careful the JS don't fall into any eggman shaped hands.

>>137640311
when I posted this I full expected it to of been deleted in like 5 minutes top, I'm genuinely happy it's lasted this long.

>>137644499
Fiona settled for both Sonics though. And hey were both trashy and using her.

>>137645383
I don't think Scourge was using her. Sonic was trying to cheat on Fiona with Sally in the same issue he got with Fiona, but Scourge genuinely liked Fiona for Fiona.

>>137643780
Sally getting bitch on someone for fucking around rules. Pic related is still one of her best moments.

>>137645483
yeah I do love when Sally gets assertive and puts someone in their place, shame we didn't get her ripping into Geoffrey st jerkoff or her trash ass dad.

>>137644851
I don't have a real drive to want to actually play it yet (especially at 60 bucks fuck that) but it seems fine enough. But yeah, that last boss fight took way too long.

>>137638836
Pandora AU
https://www.tumblr.com/pandoraaucomic
Starrjoy is redoing the starting pages and I think I missed these three prologue pages as well?

>>137646062
Better safe than sorry.

>>137646077
There's that. Now for the redone page.

>>137646088
>>137533775
For comparison, here's the original version of the first page.

>>137645501
Sally didn't get to rip into Geoffrey but Geoffrey certainly ripped something inside of Sally

>>137642813
>still trying to force amy
barf
I'll skip this one

>>137646062
>>137646077
>>137646088
>>137646104
Definitely my favorite take on the Underground universe besides Tamers12345's.

>>137646132
I want to fucking throat punch you with my index finger even though I know your just joking.

>>137646062
>Starrjoy is redoing the starting pages
Watchout, Starjoy, this is a dangerous path you are taking...

>>137646226
what joking? It's true, he did.

>>137646270
I'm hoping it's just the first 10 opening pages.

>>137646222
I was ready to say some absolutely terrible things until I read that spoiler
>>137646270
I get that some artists can be perfectionists but really the most they should ever redo is the covers

>>137638836
Hopeless Future Chapter 2 Page 5
https://www.deviantart.com/deadny
>iblis worm? what's that?
>The Iblis Worm (イブリースクローラー Iburīsukurōrā?, lit. "Iblis Crawler") is an enemy that appears in the Sonic the Hedgehog series. It is a type of fire-based worm creature amongst Iblis's Minions that is capable of burrowing and limited pyrokinesis.

How do we feel about human feet?

>>137647196
Well a human is a human. A Mobian is another story.
Like the only canon ones are blobfeet or the ones the avatar has in Forces with the pronounced big toe. Though Big in Frontiers had the most toe-ish blobfeet so far.

>>137647262
Tikal is the same as Big in that she has open toed sandals but they're shown as blobs. Which is why some artists will draw her with toes. Some artists probably don't even know and will draw her as if they're covered.

>>137647280
For the longest time I didn't see Big was wearing sandals. Then I noticed and was like, where's his toes then.

Will we ever get a comic book about her? Also anyone know when Sonic Prime will air its next 9 episodes?

>>137647262
>or the ones the avatar has in Forces with the pronounced big toe.
Wait, what?

>>137647304
Big wears socks with his sandals.

>>137647317
July 13.

>>137647591
Among the extra clothes getting A/S ranks gives you for the avatar to wear you occasionally got some open toe shoes as well. Very surprised they went for it.

>>137647610
Pic? I wasn't aware of this first instance of canon non-blob feet.

>>137646302
uh huh sure thing Ken Penders, he even said it was the story he didn't get to tell so even he pretty much said it didn't happen despite his loathsome intent. Also if I'm coming of as aggressive it's cause was annoying enough dealing with that one spaz going on about it in the one time I visited STHG

>>137647673
Hell, look for the included Super Monkey Ball clothing DLC which gave the avatar just bare skin-tone feet because of AiAi.

>>137647737
beeg gazongas

>>137647766
Shhhhhhh...

>>137647693
He didn’t get to make the physical comic about it but he still says it happened.
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WordOfGod
Geoffrey canonically flooded Sally’s insides with his smelly skunk spunk

>>137647610
>>137647733
Welp, I'll be damned. they actually have toes, now.

>>137647828
Booted out writers don't get to be Word of God.

>>137647834
But the game also make Crocs canon. maybe this is too much of a price to pay.

>>137647196
Is that Maria or post-timeskip Helen?

>>137647848
Too bad that Ken was the main author and creator of Geoffrey and what he says is canon LMAO

>>137647834
Isn't that a Super Monkey Ball tie-in?

>>137647884
>and what he says is canon
things said after you have been booted out is not canon.

>>137647886
The feet look the same if the avatar wears the open toe shoes but they're just their fur color.

>>137647886
Canit not be put on all mobian avatars?

>>137647909
>>137647909
Damn, so it's monkey ball feet image? Couldn't find Mobian image of feet that I wasn't sure wasn't mod.

>>137647873
Maria. The artist has drawn quite a bit of Shadow and her.

>>137643493
>older Turbo
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>137647903
It’s about a comic and character and stories he made himself, and no other author has ever contradicted him. sorry bud but it’s true Sonic was too slow

>>137643780
Fiona really needs to reassess her habit of fucking around and finding out.

>>137647988
>It’s about a comic and character and stories he made himself
He didn't made the Sally character. And it wasn't approved by Sega. You get nothing.
>and no other author has ever contradicted him
Why bother contradicting something that isn't canon?

>16 and 21
Based CHADoffrey Sally 100% called him Daddy while he was rearranging her insides in the shape of his cock

>>137647988
Not even what Ian Said had planned or leaked for pre-GW is canon, anon.

>>137648034
Seeing it isn't canon, how?

>>137648016
None of the archie comics at the time were. Especially not back during the ‘crying Sonic cover’ days.
Ken is still the archie sonic author and not you, what Ken says is canon, is canon. Sorry.

>>137646270
Starrjoy redoing pages is a severe rexflag unless they are committed to it just being the prologue. Perfectionism is not a good thing.

>>137648038
Geoffrey fucking Sally is a past-tense event that canonically happened in the timeline, not a plan for if the genesis wave didn’t happen. Geoffrey taming Sally ALREADY happened in the timeline.

>>137648055
>what Ken says is canon
Not when it's said after he was booted out.

>>137648067
>that canonically happened
Source?

>>137646642
I think this is the one time these have been used in any fancomic.

What if Penders only came up with the idea of Geoffrey plowing Sal years after the fact, to stir up shit on Twitter?

>>137648081
Author himself said it did. Word of God

>>137648055
>None of the archie comics at the time were.
Everything published by Archie when they had the license is Sega approved, anon.

Learn what word of God means

>>137638836
>Question
They're different enough that Scourge wouldn't be redundant. Surge is a schizo that dedicates her life to killing Sonic while Scourge is Sonic as a biker bandit asshole with all his worst traits cranked to 11. She'd definitely try to kill him.

>>137647857
Crocs are painful, but it's a good price to pay for the death of the blobfeet.

>>137648098
>Author himself said it did
Wasn't author when he said it, wasn't Sega approved.

>people falling for IDWkun's latest shitposting tactic
Stop biting and hide his stuff, retards. Report and hide, preferably.

>>137648102
>>137638836
Forgot to mention that I like Surge more but Scourge is a better foil to Sonic in my opinion.

>>137647979
Oh don't worry, I've got a foolproof plan for when I storytime his other comics!
>>137648070
If Flynn had done the proper thing and grown a slightly larger mustache we'd have a clear official source of canon. Shame on him!

>>137648141
>Age: Legal and consenting!
Thirstposter no!

>>137648100
>>137648112
Word of God means the account of the guy who wrote it, dumbass. When people ask Tom Taylor what happened in the Tom Taylor story, they don’t ask DC comics shareholders what happened because the shareholders didn’t write it, the author did.
Penders wrote it. Penders says Geoffrey ploughed her. Oh nonononono!

>>137648160
Thirstposter yes!

>>137648111
everytime Sonic kissed Sally those same lips were wrapped around Geoffrey’s cock and canonically bubbling with Geoffrey’s cheesy cum…

>>137648185
Sonic's second little brother is cute and smug.

>>137648141
Who's this character from?

>“What the author says happened in his own story isn’t true!”
Sonic is literally the only fandom in the world you would ever hear this cope, lmao

Everytime Sally pretends to be pissy with Geoffrey she’s remembering those canon nights Geoffrey spent making her scream and cum on his cock…

>>137648205
>little
If only you knew!
>>137648209
That's Turbo, from Sonic: Second Chances and some other comics I've been tracking down but haven't storytimed yet
https://the-ride.neocities.org/comics/2022-03-28-sonic-second-chances/

>>137644053
Depending on how opposite of Sonic he is she'd either like him or hate him even more than Sonic.

>>137638836
Shadow the Hedgehog Book 2 Page 2-3
https://www.deviantart.com/mysterious-d
Shadow wakes up from his MUH RIA dream.

>>137648346
Will this be a Shadamy comic? There aren't any tags for it.

What's up /co/cksluts, it's time for a quick ~after dark~! All this talk about everyone's favorite character Geoffrey St. John has made me hungry, hungry for comics!

>>137648168
>Word of God means the account of the guy who wrote it,
WRONG! Not when it comes to licensed products.Word of God is form the one who OWN the IP. You really have no idea what you are talking about, aren't you?
>>137648111
>>137648191
Nice fanfic.

>>137648168
>they don’t ask DC comics shareholders what happened
They ask the editor in chief put in place by the DC owners what happened, the editor in chief is the one who decide what is canon in DC, not Tome Taylor.

>>137648420
Our protagonist is not happy about the way he's been depicted in the comics and has decided to take his complaints straight to the source, Archie Comics!

>>137648219
No, ti's literally the same for MARVEL and DC and all big publishing companies with multi author IP.

>>137648442
Boy that secretary sure wasn't helpful, if only there was some way to resolve the issue. No, not like that Hershey!

>>137648244
You really like this fanfciton, anon. Maybe make a comic of it?

>>137648468
And now we introduce our deuteragonist, the security guard!

>>137648257
>If only you knew!
He becomes taller than Tails? Or he's actually packing a 16-incher down there?

>>137648481
I'm not sure which editor this is, but they all had their issues iirc
>>137648489
It's a macro comic, so technically both!

>>137648185
Rock on Thirstposter

>>137648468
JESUS CHRIST

>>137648499
Technically that was mostly Penders, but a captain always goes down with his ship!
>>137648501
Thanks!
>>137648503
A novel solution to a minor problem!

>now he's spamming Sonichu to kill the thread
He's REALLY mad today, isn't he?

>>137648499
>spoiler
Oh boy!

>>137648520
I'm so glad Gordon Freeman, the Deus ex machina lawyer stepped in to resolve things!

>>137648565
CURSED

>>137648605
It's 20% cursed at most! And you know where to find the other 80%!

>>137648463
No, it literally isn’t. When people ask what happens in a Dan Jurgens comic about Doomsday they ask Jurgens himself what the Word of God is. They don’t ask whatever distant ceo is currently sitting in a chair in an office with the publishing rights because they had no involvement in the writing to begin with, they ask the storywriters (Penders) and see if any later authors retconned them (they didn’t). This is how it is in every fandom (except in this thread which is presently trying to cope). What Penders says about his own stories is canon.

>>137648713
>No, it literally isn’t. When people ask what happens in a Dan Jurgens comic about Doomsday they ask Jurgens himself what the Word of God is.
Not when they have been booted out of the company. Word of God is the owner of the IP.

>>137648737
Stop replying to him. You literally won't convince him of anything.

Fun fact: Looking for Geoffrey pictures brings up so much porn of the Toys-R-Us mascot ;_;
>>137648748
They're both the same guy, it's what he does when no one responds

>>137648760
>roboticized Geoffrey
Boner no.

>>137648762
Boner yes!

Geoffrey's a menace and I won't be convinced otherwise!

>>137648737
Yes when they have been booted. People only ever asked Kirby for the context and author statements for his own New Gods lore even after he stopped working for DC in the 80s, Dan Jurgens doesn’t work for DC anymore but the only Word of God ever for that run comes from him alone because he wrote it. When we wanna know what happened in Killing Joke and Watchmen we ask Alan Moore, doesn’t matter he’s been booted from DC or Image and they own distribution rights, because they’re his stories and his characters that he wrote and he knows the history to.

noone gives a shit who “owns” the brands shares when the lore and authorship is Kirby’s creation.
“N-No word of author for the author’s story doesn’t count only the shareholder’s opinions are Word of God because the author’s canon actual statements make me seethe!” is the most desperate and unhinged cope I have ever seen, and no other series on the planet has ever needed to cope with such crying retardation as to demand that.
Sonic self-inserters truly are pathetic. Sallt came on Geoffrey’s cock.

>>137648840
Be careful Elias or he'll do you too

Y'know, him having the entire Sonichu series saved on his hard drive to spam threads to death that he doesn't like really does say a lot about him.

>>137648783
Stupid sexy asshole.

>>137648924
>People only ever asked Kirby for the context and author statements for his own New Gods lore even after he stopped working for DC in the 80s,
And nothing he stated after that is canon.

The Canon is only defined by the owner of the IP.

>when the lore and authorship is Kirby’s creation.
Two characters fucking isn't "lore".

>>137648924
>but the only Word of God ever for that run comes from him alone because he wrote it
Nope, it come from DC Editor in Chief.
Same way Dr. Manahthan can come back and figtht Superman even if Alan moor say Dr. Manhattan would never do that.

>>137648929
Not if Elias gets there first!
>>137648933
It really is fascinating to watch him rotate between his IPs to spam Sonichu and then conduct an argument with himself.
>Stupid sexy asshole.
Sad but true ;_;

>>137649002
You can even tell he's IP-hopping because there's a noticeable gap between him spamming new pages and new posts of his "argument". It's literally schizophrenia in action.

>>137649018
Yeah, it's pretty funny. He must be resetting his router since other methods are much faster. He's probably manually clearing his cookies too, sad!

Huh so it actually was that Spaz and not some guy just making a shitty joke, what an actually pathetic loser to be so obsessed, shame to as was actually enjoying this thread XD

>>137638836
https://www.tumblr.com/sonic-transmasc-swag-tourney/716530889524461568/despite-all-the-scourge-fans-working-as-hard-as
Scourge almost won the transmasc swag tourney but lost to Starline. Diy top surgery scars just couldn't compete with Starline's lack of spurs

>>137649067
That puppy-kicking monster!

>>137649098
IDWkun always does this. He realized that merely spamming "MUH ARCHIEFAGS" or "non-canon shit" complete with smug Tangle or Coamo images was no longer working and was getting him banned almost instantly, so he's been migrating to other tactics. Usually still involving Archie in some capacity, which outs him near-instantly. Sometimes it's Tails, usually it's Ash, sometimes it's Mina or Fiona, and occasionally he might switch it up and target somebody out of left-field like right now or even resort to using Sonic himself. He also hates the shit out of Amy and will use that as another method for shitting up threads.

He's slow to change how he posts though, so it's fairly easy to catch him out once you know what to look out for.

>>137649148
Is he the guy on /sthg/ that got outed as a janny AND a Kiwi Farms poster?

>>137649148
yeah guess his current thing is annoying canon in his addled brain cuck nonsense, it's actually pathetic how he has so little in his life that he wastes his time shitting up other peoples enjoyment of a piece of fiction. Hell his stupid gross obsession doesn't work as even Penders admitted he didn't get to tell the story so it's essentially admitting it's not canon while exposing how bad your idea was. Ah well at least the Sally I posted here didn't get deleted so one small victory. Will try to post some more comms had done next thread though it's got oc's in it so might not.

>>137649207
Yes. He was also on the Archie Sonic forums, then got banned from there for good because of his godawful behavior, then migrated to every other Sonic forum he could find and got banned from THOSE too, before eventually ending up here.

He has an actual name for his identity outside of this site, but using it is the fastest way he can get you banned so almost everyone simply calls him IDWkun.

>>137649148
All in a day's work for noble Geoffrey St John!
>>137649207
That's the running theory!
>>>/vg/414242537

>>137649238
I genuinely think as much shit rightfully give Locke and Max under Penders...pen, Geoffrey was undeniably his worst character and reeked of some shitty self insert who he tried to prop up as better then the lead when he's some guy with no powers or charisma against fucking Sonic.

>>137649238
I really didn't need to see Geoffrey being forced to massage Naugus's feet today but here we are.

>>137649289
If they just wrote him to be less smarmy and stopped him hitting on Sally he would've been fine. I actually like the idea of there being a competent spy character for sonic to have a friendly rivalry with
>>137649324
I was running out of SFW ones. I'll swap to best boy then

>>137649232
He changes up what he uses as a tactic pretty often. The last major flip-out was when he used Sonic and Sally (a character he hates) to incite shitposting by claiming they're more "canon" than Sonamy via them having kids in Light Mobius the moment people pointed out that Amy being in a relationship with Sonic predates Sally as a concept. He was also possibly the guy who got assmad over Turbo Tails and Enerjak during that powerlevel talk we had as well.

Really, just ignore him - he's not truly committed to any argument he starts and just yearns to ruin all Sonic discussion he can. The best thing you can do is to deny him attention and just discuss Sonic, especially the stuff he hates/is using to shitpost.

He does it....for free.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmGykCTThcA

>>137649341
Actually I do have another Geoffrey. This one's by Glitcher and is a depiction of the struggle going on within Geoffrey's mind as Naugus is possessing him

>>137649352
ah fairs, I'm pretty bad at being vocal about what I dislike which includes his very current annoying obsessive derailment but will give it a go, anycase he's hopefully not in the next thread.

>>137649341
I'd honestly just use Rouge for that since at least that way there's some Sexual Tension fun that doesn't involved Paul tier bullshit, also reminds me of Panther in Star Fox Command of characters who just exist to shit up good relationships with unnatural development and warping of characters for cheap shite drama.

>>137649461
Yeah, admittedly Rouge does work a lot better, but wasn't around back then. I'd love to see Sonic and Rouge go on some missions together. I think they'd have a lot of fun harmlessly flirting with each other.
Only played a few of the Star Fox games so I'm not up to speed on the relationship drama, but I've seen it happen in other franchises and it's never fun.

>>137649512
aye admittedly i'm biased to the idea as a bit of a Sonouge fan though also figure it'd never become serious or committed for the most part. Yeah bad relationship drama always fucking sucks especially when it bags a couple you actually really enjoy. Cause when it's good drama it can really help strengthen a love but it's mostly done for annoying padding or cause a writer is a hack who can't understand healthy relationships from his bitchless hands.

>>137649341
>I actually like the idea of there being a competent spy character for sonic to have a friendly rivalry with
So, Elias?

>>137649538
I could see them working as a casual thing since they both have fun and easygoing personalities. I couldn't see Rouge ending up with anyone other than Knuckles, and I say that as a massive Sonknux shipper.
Yeah, I only like relationship drama when it's external to the couple, and only if it doesn't come across as forced
>>137649545
You said it, not me!

More commissioned art from Glitcher, this time of the Dingoes being banished to Sandopolis Zone. So many shirtless Mobians!

>>137650389
>banished the Dingoes
>rekt the Echidnas
>killed Locke
Man, Dr. Finitevus was fucking based. Now all we have are villains who slip on banana peels and get bucketed.

>>137650389
>shirtless
>but not pantsless
Fuck. Still sexo, though.

>>137649400
He should have ran away with the Secret Freedom Fighters when he had the chance

>>137651540
This.

https://www.deviantart.com/pastelmangos/art/Re-Boot-Issue-2-Page-18-966553729

>>137651986
Looks like Jet is cooking up

>>137651986
Imagine jobbing to Jet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQRyxiHO42k
Hedgehog!

>>137652140
>narrator being driven insane by Sonic
Holy kek.

>>137652095
At least he is not jobbing to Metal.

It ended up failing last night due to starting late, low attendance, and somehow being on the same day as 4 other storytime threads..

So I'm trying again, if you'd like something in the other tab or something to do when this ends soon, why not come read Muertitos?

>>137652092

>>137652200
You can't job against Metal unless it's Neo Metal. Proven fact.

>>137652095
Jet is a jackass but he's not a jobber. Sonic actually has some respect for him.

https://www.deviantart.com/howteyoarts/art/Rubberhose-styled-Sonic-characters-965847015
Would watch.

>>137652597
Those Sonic and Tails designs are great.

>>137652597
Same

>>137638836
I will just say that I really fucking hate it when people make comics but can't bother with legible lettering.

>>137649150
https://www.deviantart.com/joshels/art/No-More-Cosplay-60157039

https://www.deviantart.com/donkeyinthemiddle/art/Bambi-360107916
I have posted art of this artist before, but not this one.

Going to the Muertitos thread, see ya guys there. Let's keep this party going

>>137653392

Following you. Its this thread, right?
>>137652092
I love old webcomics

https://www.deviantart.com/cameron-ohara/art/SAT-AM-Gang-709501031

>>137653724
Ch-chipmunk thighs...

>>137653367
>Mobian centaurs
Terrifying.

>>137653945
Still not as cursed as those four footed Sonic and Shadow art

>>137638836
>>137651986
Re_Boot Issue 2 Page 18
https://www.deviantart.com/pastelmangos

>>137654380
Why would you remind me of those?

Some BLUE STREAK with a little sprinkle of TRIPLETS BORN!
>>137655105