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Unofficial Sonic Storytime: Various Stories #69

No.133686538
Previous Thread: >>133667802

Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/CP3XHLar
Password: zCXhuqLwAv
Unofficial Ride Website: https://the-ride.neocities.org

Tonight’s a nice night for a nice thread! Of short, incomplete, and random comics! Nice. Let’s start with a comic that stops right when it gets good but let’s check it out anyway! And read this right to left. This is Sonic.EXE Relinquished! Nice.

https://www.deviantart.com/enrookter13

Also, last thread had an update for Pandora AU, Sonic the Continuation, and Clash of Two Worlds. Check the OP of the last thread for posts replying to it.
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No.133686580
>>133686538
OoOoOoOoOo!
Wooooooords!
No.133686586
>>133686538
>Let’s start with a comic that stops right when it gets good but let’s check it out anyway!
Conductor, this is anything but nice!
No.133686595
>>133686538
>Let’s start with a comic that stops right when it gets good
99% of Sonic fancomics lol
No.133686600
>>133686580
Spooky
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No.133686603
>>133686580
Yeah... Eggman...
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No.133686629
>>133686603
Tails and Knuckles just chilling.
>>133686586
Sonic's not the only blueball that's always in these threads.
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No.133686649
>>133686629
>jumpscare cream
>randomly creepy looking knuckles
You scared yet?
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No.133686674
>>133686649
It's Tails Doll! I wonder who made it.
>>133686595
Sadly yes.
>>133686600
Reading is scary.
No.133686690
>>133686649
Feel the Sunshine? More like Feel the Red Flags.
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No.133686704
>>133686674
Huh... that is strange... isn't it?
No.133686715
>>133686674
The panel ordering is scaring me, Mr. Conductor
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No.133686725
>>133686704
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No.133686728
>>133686704
Okay, makes sense.
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No.133686750
>>133686728
Interesting indeed.
>>133686715
It takes some getting used to.
>>133686725
It's fiiiiiiiiiiine.
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No.133686772
>>133686750
Sorry, Tails. You're going to have to go... alone.
No.133686781
>>133686728
The true horror, tech support for someone who is clearly not listening.
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No.133686794
>>133686772
>tornado already destroyed before the comic started
That has to be a record.
No.133686806
>>133686772
And the death flag is raised
No.133686810
>>133686580
>Words
This is too scary, im going to have nightmares about SEGA's legal team C&D the ride
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No.133686820
>>133686794
We have Tails' mom who isn't Rosemary. It's just a female and taller Tails.
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No.133686854
>>133686820
Checkered covered grass. One of life's many mysteries.
>>133686781
>have you tried turning it off and on?
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No.133686869
>>133686854
Uh oh...
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No.133686887
>>133686869
Oh Chip! It's the most horrifying thing! The last page of this story! Post in July. Not sure if or when it will continue. But let's move on to something completely different.
No.133686895
>>133686538
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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No.133686898
>>133686887
No.133686903
>>133686887
OH SHIT
No.133686909
>>133686887
SALLY PORKER JOHNNY NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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No.133686910
>>133686887
We go from a creepy and incomplete comic to a funny and complete comic! Helps that there are only 8 pages. This is Broken!

https://www.deviantart.com/vanillarem
No.133686916
>>133686603
>Sonic.exe
Oh boy, here we go.
No.133686931
>>133686854
So this is what she did when she wasn't trying to overthrow the Kingdom of Acorn.
No.133686932
>>133686674
ENTER TAILS DOLL
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No.133686935
>>133686910
It can be hard to read at times but it's pretty funny. Also, this is the worst reason to intentionally break a friend's leg. In fact, any reason is bad.
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No.133686954
>>133686935
First vict--- I mean friend is Tails.
No.133686964
>>133686887
bruh
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No.133686968
>>133686954
At this rate, Knuckles will need to be looked after by his friends.
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No.133686989
>>133686968
Amy seems fine with this. But she doesn't seem fine mentally.
>>133686964
bro
No.133686990
>>133686704
Oh no.

>>133686728
Sounds logical so far.
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No.133687003
>>133686989
Where is Vanilla during all of this?
No.133687007
>>133686772
>Knuckles and Cream literally leave Tails on his own
>in a .EXE story
Tails is doomed.
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No.133687023
>>133687003
Compared to the others so far, I think Rouge fared fine.
No.133687040
>>133686820
A comic with one of his parents and it isn't Rosemary or Amadeus? Nani?

>>133686854
She sounds nice.
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No.133687044
>>133687023
The ultimate life form has to deal with the ultimate pain in the ass. And not in a good way.
No.133687059
>>133686887
O-Oh...

>>133686910
That name and cover don't inspire lots of humor, Conductor.
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No.133687074
>>133687044
The end! Eggman probably didn't want to try taking over the world for a while. Otherwise he'd have to see Sonic again. But we have some more comics by this artist.
No.133687087
>>133686935
>haha, wouldn't it be funny if my best friend/brother's leg got broken?
>haha, yeah :)
What dicks
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No.133687091
>>133687074
Learn about phobias at the expense of various characters.
>>133687059
>That name and cover don't inspire lots of humor, Conductor.
Sonic with a broken leg is funny!
No.133687092
>>133686935
>"Let's break Sonic's leg and see what happens!"
What the fuck guys
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No.133687104
>>133687091
And now it's Tails' turn to suffer.
>>133687087
They couldn't even bothered to come up with an actual reason.
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No.133687122
>>133687104
All Shadow does is brood and cry about stuff. He really is a teenager.
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No.133687142
>>133687122
>insert joke about silver's cancelled game here
>>133687092
For science?
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No.133687154
>>133686887
this is all that menace's fault he's a murdering blue rodent
No.133687155
>>133686603
Oh, this person thinks they are making a manga....
No.133687162
>>133686954
You literally broke his leg on purpose, Tails. You deserve this.

>>133686968
Likewise, Knuckles deserves this too.
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No.133687164
>>133687142
Last comic from this artist. Very topical and relevant!
No.133687186
>>133686989
Damn it Amy!
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No.133687193
>>133687164
Now for comics from Nico--Neko!

https://www.deviantart.com/nico--neko
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>>133687193
They fly now?!
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No.133687208
>>133687164
No.133687217
>>133687003
What did Cheese say in that first panel? As for Vanilla, she's probably stocking up on blood.
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No.133687226
>>133687206
At first I'd say that Biolizard should be dead but the same could be said about Shadow.
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No.133687251
>>133687226
Consult the Master Emerald? Is this for the recipe for the best chili dog?
No.133687267
>>133687226
BROTHER I NEED YOU TO STOP HITTING ME BROTHER! YOU RESET MY VOICE MODULE BROTHER!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa


i gave birth :)
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No.133687275
>>133687251
Gotta go back! And no Sonic R music again!
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No.133687294
>>133687275
Maybe you need to train nonstop and raise your power level?
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No.133687309
>>133687294
That doesn't even look like Sonic!
No.133687310
>>133687294
>someone he loves
Sonic, don't lie to the magic spirit.
No.133687320
>>133687091
Tails is taking way too much joy out of his brother's irrational phobias. Also, arachibutyrophobia is apparently a real thing - weird as it is.

>>133687104
Deserved. Again.
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No.133687324
>>133687309
They traverse solid walls now?!
No.133687338
>>133687294
>>133687309
Wait, so using chaos control to save Amy didn't count as selflessness? Was he doing it out of horniness or some shit?
No.133687342
>>133687154
I don't think X counts as a hedgehog, JJJ.
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No.133687351
>>133687324
Gotta wait for a while.
>>133687310
Yeah I'm calling bullshit on that.
>>133687320
At least he gets his comeuppance and learns a valuable lesson. Don't break Sonic's leg on purpose and don't abuse him with his phobias.
No.133687361
>>133687193
Poor Amy.

>>133687206
That's just how Knuckles' flirts.
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No.133687372
>>133687351
How can the Master Emerald disappear without the island immediately dropping?
No.133687388
>>133687226
I am still expecting Eclipse one of these days. Also, how is the Biolizard alive without its life support?
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No.133687396
>>133687372
https://youtu.be/iYs9v9QVu74
And now we will take our only 10 minute break for the night.
No.133687406
>>133687310
I'm sure she would have called him out if it was a proper lie. He was probably just super horny and got that mixed up with love.
No.133687435
>>133687324
It's still just him flirting, Rouge! He'll come around eventually!

>>133687351
Gotta go fast!
No.133687448
What are your most hated and loved sonic fan comic tropes?
No.133687451
>>133687372
Damn it Knuckles!
No.133687477
>>133687448
>hated
Sonamy
>loved
Knuckles and Tails being competent and useful, something you can't get from official SEGA material anymore
No.133687524
>>133687104
>Fear of firearms
>Fear of the color black
Never take Tails to Detroit!
No.133687535
>>133687524
But he just won an action-packed trip in his Deus Ex brand nuggies!
No.133687549
>>133687524
>Detroit being anywhere near as horrible as Westside Mobotroplis.
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No.133687563
>>133687396
What we have here is an interesting story in that it's not the typical Sonic comic. Not even by the standards of what we normally cover. Someone needs a friend and Sonic might just be the right person. This is Home. Let's take a look at the prologue.

https://www.deviantart.com/sailormoonandsonicx
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No.133687577
>>133687563
Nothing but OCs for these opening pages so claim whichever ones you want.
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No.133687585
>>133687577
>took the cookies
>made a mess
Bad girl!
No.133687597
>>133686580
Gasp!
>>133686629
Tails has clearly been hanging out with Shadow
>>133686854
>Checkered covered grass. One of life's many mysteries.
Actually it could be a Turing pattern, like columnar basalt: https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Turing_pattern
>>133686887
He's a bad executable!
>>133686935
lmao, Sonic has the worst friends
>>133686954
>because there might be germs on it
Fair enough actually
>>133686989
Another comic for the Sonic Misery Multiverse!
>>133687044
I like that his room door says he's the ultimate lifeform
>>133687122
lmao
>>133687206
Rouge taking over Sally's job
>>133687309
That was a nice comic
>>133687396
>Sonic dreams collection
I liked the one where you get to make weird movies
>>133687577
I'll take the one on the right!
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No.133687598
>>133687585
It should pretty obvious what happened. Now she will become Batman.
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No.133687618
>>133687598
Welp.
>>133687597
>Rouge taking over Sally's job
Not the first time, too.
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No.133687627
>>133687618
And that's the prologue!
No.133687636
>>133687618
>Orphan Amy
Euthanasia is the only human option!
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No.133687641
>>133687627
ENTER SONIC THE HEDGEHOG
And his hate for water!
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No.133687653
>>133687641
Who's that?
>>133687636
Bad anon! That's not Amy.
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No.133687669
>>133687653
She's older! And she has blob feet.
No.133687683
>>133687448
>hated
Leaving out Omega.

>loved
Letting literally any of the greater cast get dome time to shine.

>>133687549
This. Westside Mobotropolis is the shithole to end all shitholes.
No.133687686
>>133687618
>Not the first time, too.
Even in IDW she's too powerful!
>>133687641
It was a dark and stormy night...
>>133687669
Awwww
>spoiler
cursed
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No.133687688
>>133687669
She must've been reading the Daily Bugle.
No.133687712
>>133687577
I'm claiming all of the cute ones!
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No.133687715
>>133687688
>girl runs away from sonic
>he chases after her
Always works.
>>133687686
>cursed
It's so weird.
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No.133687732
>>133687715
At least he's out of the rain.
>>133687712
But they're all cute! You can't do that!
No.133687734
>>133687618
Poor girl.

>>133687636
Control yourself anon!
No.133687736
>>133687448
>hated
When they don't finish
>loved
Anything with lore, angst, and oc twinks
>>133687688
>She must've been reading the Daily Bugle.
lmao
>>133687712
You've got to be more specific than that!
>>133687715
>It's so weird.
I like to think of them as wearing flesh-colored socks
No.133687751
>>133687669
Damn.

>spoiler
Absolutely cursed and revolting.
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No.133687755
>>133687732
Makes you wonder how she got from the prologue to this. Spoiler: We won't find out because this comic is incomplete. But I wouldn't be surprised if the lengthy descriptions on the pages tell us.
No.133687767
>>133687688
JJJ has traumatized this girl!
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No.133687773
>>133687755
Damn, girl, you live like this?
No.133687784
>>133687755
Went from wanting to prepare cookies and milk from her parents to being a traumatized wreck.
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No.133687788
>>133687773
But that was the thunder. That wasn't even Sonic's fault. Or is it?
No.133687795
>>133687715
>girl runs away from sonic
>he chases after her
>Always works.
Sonic is a persistence pred- hunter
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No.133687813
>>133687788
>sonic: that's okay, i live on my brother's couch
>>133687767
Now we know who the real menace is.
>>133687784
Probably ran away and get mixed up in bad stuff.
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No.133687828
>>133687813
>alone, wet, scared, cold, and hungry
Well shit.
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No.133687847
>>133687828
>sonic: big oof
No.133687853
>>133687828
I want to powerwash her so fucking badly

Just getting a pressurized hose and fwisssssssssssssssssssssssssssh
No.133687865
>>133687828
Poor girl
No.133687868
>>133687813
This is a good reminder that for all we joke about him being an ass, Sonic is still a good person at heart.

>>133687828
I'm pretty certain that's a sign that you're fucking starving to death.
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No.133687872
>>133687847
It's food!
No.133687884
>>133687853
Amy stop
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No.133687891
>>133687872
Finally starting to open up.
>>133687853
You've been playing that game too much. You can't power wash everything.
No.133687901
>>133687853
Anon she'd die.
No.133687908
>>133687891
>I must fix her
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No.133687916
>>133687891
Gamble a stamp.
>>133687865
Yes.
>>133687868
>This is a good reminder that for all we joke about him being an ass, Sonic is still a good person at heart.
Even JJJ can't talk shit about him in this situation.
>it's always sunny music starts playing
>jjj talks shit about sonic in this situation
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No.133687933
>>133687916
>she reaches out
>sonic pulls away his hand
>sonic: too slow
>runs off
>the end
I kid, I kid!
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No.133687941
>>133687891
>>133687901
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No.133687951
>>133687933
There we go!
>>133687908
Must protect.
No.133687953
>>133687916
JJJ managed of talk shit about even Movie Sonic once. Don't underestimate his ability to shit on Sonic for even the slightest reason.

>>133687933
Sonic is a good lad.
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No.133687970
>>133687951
And that's the last page that came out for this story! Let's see a couple other comic pages by this artist.
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No.133687988
>>133687970
I like how Knuckles is immediately not worried and even suspicious.
No.133687994
>>133687970
I like how he's just walking instead of trying to speed with her, since that would probably freak her out even worse.
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No.133688003
>>133687988
And that's it for this artist. Let's check out the last artist for the night.
No.133688006
>>133687988
Knuckles knows that Sonic is mostly freaking out over bullshit. He can probably sense it, even.
No.133688027
>>133687970
>Where are we going?
>My home, Tails' House!
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No.133688037
>>133688003
We end the night with some old ass Sonic comics from the 2000s.

https://www.deviantart.com/ojamajodoremidokkan
No.133688055
>>133688037
Sonic apparently has the Amy problem.
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No.133688058
>>133688037
There's something wrong with those rabbits.
>>133687953
Can't wait for JJJ to reverse his stance and be Sonic's ally and end up doing as much harm as when he was calling him a menace.
No.133688063
>>133688003
Hey is that supposed to be Sonic's 1st Dad, Paulie?
No.133688069
>>133687951
Why does this hoe gets to hold Sonic's hand like that?
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No.133688084
>>133688058
Bunch of Sonic stuff.
>>133687994
She'd pass out if he tried to carry her in his arms.
No.133688091
>>133688058
Vampires: No sense of right and wrong.

>>133688063
Looks like him, yeah.
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No.133688099
>>133688084
What?
>>133688006
Knuckles is dense when it comes to anything except being onto Sonic's shit.
No.133688107
>>133688084
>Cream in that seventh panel
Why is she so prone to being murderous?
No.133688112
>>133687988
I'm going to force feed him chillidogs until he regrets freaking out about that nightmare

Y'all are architects? I'm a fucking engineer, I'm getting RESULTS
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No.133688116
>>133688099
Again. Why?
>>133688055
Or maybe his vision is even better than everyone else's?
No.133688119
>>133688069
t. Amy
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No.133688137
>>133688116
Cream! What have you done?!
>>133688069
Calm down, Amy.
No.133688141
>>133688099
>pissing off the vampire rabbit and her Chao
Never do this.
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No.133688152
>>133688137
MUH RIA
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No.133688155
>>133688116
>Can't even reject Sonic like a normal person
>Too homophobic that getting catfished by the twink causes him to explode
No.133688156
>>133688116
>fox boys
Stop lusting after your brother, Sonic.
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No.133688168
>>133688152
Everyone has their problems. Shadow and Tails' problem is knowing them.
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No.133688183
>>133687226
No funyuns 4 u
No.133688185
>>133687653
>Bad anon! That's not Amy.
Pink hedgehog with absolutely no visual differentiation from Amy, I hope I can be forgiven for my assumption
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No.133688187
>>133688168
That's one way to stop it.
No.133688190
>>133688137
>Sonic: wants to do lewd things to his little brother
>Shadow: is depressed, and also wants Sonic to die
>Knuckles: is a moron and also wants Sonic to die
>Cream: wants to kill Santa, having rigged her own letter to explode in order to do so, and also wants Sonic to die
I'm sensing a pattern here...
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No.133688205
>>133688187
>sonadow abuse comics in a nutshell
No.133688207
>>133688168
Tails and Shadow remain the only sane ones.
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No.133688213
>>133688205
Amy would've killed Sonic but that would be merciful in comparison.
No.133688216
>>133688187
Finally, an end to MUH RIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.133688232
>>133688213
What the fuck was he expecting? Cream was literally right there, he should have known better.
No.133688233
>>133688155
Extremely based and Italianpilled.
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No.133688242
>>133688213
>the end, yo
That's a great way to end the night! Tomorrow at 9pm EST we'll do a fashion fanzine! What it lacks in comics it makes up for in style and aesthetics!
No.133688263
>>133688242
I didn't know the Bugle had a TV station.
No.133688282
Sonic is a pedo
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No.133688321
>>133687970
I hope they continue this one, I'm invested!
>>133688003
Handsome dadnic
>>133688037
Cute!
>>133688084
Still would
>>133688116
I get that reference, pic related!
>>133688205
lmao
>>133688242
Thanks konductor, and thanks for putting the website in the op!
No.133688322
>>133688233
No that's not Italianpilled. Italians are proud sluts, Mario is doing a disservice to them!
No.133688349
>>133688322
No matter how hard you wheedle he doesn't want your noodle and meatballs, fagganon!
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No.133688414
>>133688349
No.133688639
>>133688414
giwtwm
No.133688779
>>133688242
These activated some MK Ultra shit in my brain. Now I wanna watch FMA, play FFX, and watch Homestar Runner.
No.133688790
>>133688639
What's this mean? I don't speak zoomer
No.133688814
>>133688790
Gremlins In Washington Touch Wario's Meatballs
No.133688824
>>133688242
Why is this comic giving me VGcats vibe when reading this ?
No.133688853
>>133688814
Oh bless. Dab me up, as the kids say!

>>133688824
Is that a good thing or a bad thing? VGCats was kind of badly written looking back on it.
No.133688864
>>133688790
you are the zoomer if you don't know what it means
No.133688892
>>133688853
>Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
good thing
No.133688895
>>133688321
No problem!
>I get that reference, pic related!
Iizuka... of course...
>>133688779
>>133688824
It's that 2000s gamer humor. Also the artist has a page on fireball20xl. That's where the Chaos Diamonds 3 comic came from.
No.133688989
>>133688853
>Is that a good thing or a bad thing? VGCats was kind of badly written looking back on it.
It was horrible but also very nostalgic. And if we're here to read Sonic comics and talk about when the franchise had redeeming features we're clearly not trying to dwell in the here and now.
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No.133689181
Quiz time!
>Favorite modern day fancomic?
>Favorite "vintage" (circa 2000-2009) fancomic?
No.133689336
>>133689181
>Modern
Sonic Future. Its cute.
>Vintage
Read way too much AkumaTH as an 11 year old. May have gotten autism by proxy. The only thing I remember about it is Eggman in a Sigma body during the fighting tournament.
No.133689441
>>133688814
Kek.
No.133689669
>>133689181
>Favorite modern day fancomic?
Sonic Future before the endless hiatus along with Heroes Come Back.

>Favorite "vintage" (circa 2000-2009) fancomic?
Sonic Unbound.
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No.133689740
>>133688790
Shame! And it just celebrated its 10 year anniversary too!
>>133688895
>Iizuka... of course...
He's a menace!
>>133688895
>It's that 2000s gamer humor.
This. I still have a soft spot for it
>fireball20xl
That site's on my list, so many comics lost to time that could be kicking around somewhere.
>>133689181
>>Favorite modern day fancomic?
Vulture
>>Favorite "vintage" (circa 2000-2009) fancomic?
Through Fire and Shadow for edgekino. ZhengFox's comics for cute twinks
>>133689336
>AkumaTH
One day we'll bully the konductor into doing sprite comics, one day!
>>133689669
>Sonic Unbound.
Okida-kino's always a great choice
No.133689770
>>133689740
>One day we'll bully the konductor into doing sprite comics, one day!
I keep offering others to do it themselves but nobody really does. Just the ones that post other comics afterwards. Cowards! And then the Conductor of Pain steps in. We all know a thread starting off with After Dark material would be nuked a few posts in.
No.133689840
>>133689770
My issue with them is they tend to be 1000s of pages long and pretty boring for long stretches. I might do There's Something About Tails though. It's a sprite comic with 3d backgrounds made in Doom that transitions to a properly drawn comic. I'll have to read through it first because I'm pretty sure it gets lewd and gruesome towards the end. All of the spin-off would have to be done over there, it's very anthro.
For those interested: https://www.prdarkfox.com/comics.htm
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No.133689874
>>133689840
There's Eon's World. Which is the weirdest thing. Volume 1 is a sprite comic, volume 2 is drawn with some decent art, and then the artist went back to redo volume 1 and still as sprite work. There's enough for a week's worth of threads. Hasn't updated since August.
https://www.deviantart.com/deltastarfire
No.133689972
>>133689874
That's certainly an odd choice. I'll have to have a read of it sometime
No.133690039
>>133689874
I think I mentioned this waaaaaay back originally. Still not entirely sure what I found.
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No.133690059
>>133688037
>>133688058
>>133688084
>>133688099
>>133688116
>>133688137
>>133688168
>>133688187
>>133688205
>>133688213
>>133688242
Finally, an accurate portrayal of the Sonic cast!
No.133690321
>>133689840
There are definitely some other entertaining s0irte comics. It's just hard to pick them out amidst the mire of garbage.
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No.133690390
>>133688790
Google exists to answer these questions.
BUT here's the knowyourmeme page because you can't actually get onto it without knowing what the acronym stands for. When I tried the acronym it just gave me street fighter feet which isn't actually the meme nor explains it.
>https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/god-i-wish-that-were-me
No.133690431
>>133690390
>feet
FUCK
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No.133690476
>>133690390
It's always been joked about SF having a foot fetish thing but SF6 abandoned all subtlety with Juri. Might as well post something thread relevant as well.
No.133690483
>>133690390
>spoiler
Not even outside the thread we can escape...
No.133690586
>>133690483
The feet are eternal and cannot be contained.
No.133690676
>>133688414
Gaia Complex was so sexually charged that it was unreal.
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No.133690689
>already found edge (should probably find more)
>found some good shadaze
Still taking suggestions.
No.133690736
>>133690689
>shadaze
That exists?
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No.133690755
>>133690736
Yes and the artist is really good and still active.
No.133690861
>>133690676
It really was. I remember stitching the images together and wondering when I'd have to start censoring things.
>>133690755
Love the action and movement in this one! And Shadow's butt, obviously
No.133691040
>>133690676
Gonna barf in my mouth over what I'm about to type, but when they transformed it gave me serious "hatefuck relationship" vibes, that one thing from Homestuck.

What was the name of it? Kismesis?
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No.133691275
>>133686538
Eclipse Page 92
https://www.deviantart.com/tierafoxglove
I'll give this Maria credit, she doesn't die so fast.
No.133691559
>>133691275
Muh ria no!
No.133691740
>>133690736
Anon, this is the Sonic fandom, every ship exist.
No.133691882
>>133690755
Very nice!
No.133691928
>>133691275
Damn it Maria, why are you always sacrificing yourself!
No.133692241
>>133691740
This is true.
No.133692409
>>133691040
I think it was.
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No.133692758
>>133686538
Tails Gets Trolled Chapter 26 Page 18
http://www.tailsgetstrolled.org
Damn, that's a waste of a good crazy bitch.
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No.133692799
NA
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No.133693145
Shadow really does miss her.
No.133693702
>>133693145
Can't Shadow go visit her?
No.133693715
Website shilling time! I've added even more comics, now we have all the large comics up to September! I've also added Team Artail to the tags page, that's the place konductor's been getting the oldest comics from. I've also requested Google to index the site, so it might start showing up in searches. In more terrifying news, we've just passed 5,000 visitors and 30,000 hits! I'm completely speechless.
https://the-ride.neocities.org
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No.133694833
It's been a little while, but all great architecture takes time
No.133695289
>>133694833
The incomplete leg line makes it look like Silver has huge knockers.
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No.133695474
>>133690689
>>133690755
Got anymore?
No.133695513
>>133692758
The only crime I see here is hulk using a spoon to spread peanut butter
No.133697161
>>133694833
He's so fat!
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No.133697227
>>133697161
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No.133697246
>>133695289
Busty boys best boys
No.133697532
>>133692799
AHHHHHH TAILS HELP ME
No.133698335
>>133695474
Will be posted during a thread.
No.133699817
>>133690689
I challenge you to find a good sprite comic
No.133699991
>>133699817
I don't do sprite comics and the only one that interested me was Eon's World and only because the second part is drawn.
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No.133700931
Have you guys ever seen this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqB9tZrR6DQ
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No.133701730
Right advice to give, wrong person to give it to.
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No.133702223
>nobody picked up on this being various stories #69 (nice)
I'm not mad, just disappointed. Not nice.
No.133702655
>>133700931
That was neat.

>>133701730
Especially if the problem is pink

>>133702223
Forgive me Conductor-sama
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No.133702663
>>133702223
Sowwy
No.133702934
>>133702223
I'm a bit disapointed myself, this is the #69 Various Stories Episode Spectacular and there was nothing spicy going on
Speaking of that, would it be a good idea to save or search for certain comics for specific dates, like halloween is close, you could make a halloween or horror theme thread/s
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No.133702977
>>133690476
No.133703087
>>133702934
>there was nothing spicy going on
That's because the spiciest thing that was posted in this thread disappeared. There will be something for Halloween. Maybe for Christmas. Not sure. Holiday themed threads are harder to do, especially now.
No.133703151
>>133699817
There is something about Tails
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No.133703345
NA
No.133703459
>>133703345
>and the zone cops won't do anything to help
No.133703531
>>133703345
>Friends he took for granted
Man this bitch out here really went and had his own Shrek Forever After, huh?
No.133703906
>>133703087
Althrough it would be hard, and i dont even know how you do things normaly, but maybe you should check Twitter when its close to the date, that's when artist start to post relevant holyday stuff, but it might be too much effort for little results
No.133704025
>>133703906
Knowing what artists have done previous years, at best it'll be a few pages for a simple story. But it'll mostly be one comic strip or various images that don't have much of a story. I still go through twitter every once in a while but I doubt I'll find enough for a whole thread. For Christmas that is. Halloween should be taken care of already.
No.133704044
>>133692758
Absolutely deserved. Don't stick your dick in the crazy.
No.133704066
>>133692799
>that frozen Sonic
Lmao.

>>133694833
CEASE
No.133704071
I wonder if Evan is gonna stick to working for idw next year ?
No.133704090
>>133702223
I am deeply sorry, Conductor. I shall now go commit seppuku.
No.133704116
>>133703345
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO9ONE COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS
No.133704287
>>133702223
I did when I opened my browsing history to get back here with one click. And checked the OP for if you said nice (4 counts).
I appweciate u and ur bad taste/omni-taste in memes.
You didn't put it in the title.
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No.133704288
I wish thre was more comics about Sonic creppypasta shit/lore
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No.133704569
just wanted to share some autismo kino I found

https://www.deviantart.com/cmara

sure there are some comics behind those 40k images
No.133704677
>>133704288
Hopefully we get more with massive resurgence .EXE has had.
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No.133704695
https://www.deviantart.com/antyep/art/Sonic-Legends-3-pg-16-by-Jill-934052812
No.133704754
>>133686538
>>133704695
Sonic Legends Issue 3 Page 16
It's been a year and a half.
No.133704772
>>133704288
Is there any other Sonic creepypasta beyond Tails Doll and .EXE?
No.133704966
I'm too sexy for my shoes, too sexy for my gloves, too sexy, yeah.
>>133704955
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No.133705004
>>133703345
>dimension hopping series
>reinvented cast
>like you've never seen him before

>trailer was just green hill zone with shadow and big
>poster was just him and eggman poorly shopped onto shards
The remaining advertising only implies he'll be going to the worlds of Spy Kids Game Over and Spongebob BC. Or in other words it looks more like time travel than zone travel.

>where the fate of the multiverse rests in his gloved hands
>we have MCU at home
>MCU at home
Sincerely if SEGA would/could pay for their various licenced iterations of Sonic, you could have an actual dumb whistle stop tour of them and get a lot of free advertising from long time fans. It would also be more of an MCU than the MCU/Spiderverse/whatever DC's version is because those are all first party creations.
How many Sonics are there now? 4 (including Netflix) cartoons, 3 comics, 2 animes, however many mangas, and a stupid amount of games/crossovers, right?
No.133705011
>>133704695
IT LIVES
No.133705995
This is a permanent feature on /co/?