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Unofficial Sonic Storytime: Sonikku Relationships

No.132329943
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It’s time for another Sonamy comic WAITWAITHOLDUPDON’TLEAVELETMEEXPLAIN! This story is fun, unpredictable, and comes with a moral! So sit back and bask in the wacky shenanigans of Amy trying to win over her dear Sonic in Sonikku Relationships!

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No.132329965
>>132329943
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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No.132329966
>>132329943
A little intro.
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No.132329980
>>132329966
I'll give Amy credit, she's really good at detecting Sonic. And it's canon, too! And worrying.
No.132329982
>>132329943
This is going to be fun
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No.132329993
>>132329980
>tails is a karen
Just eat the worms like a fox would. They eat worms, right?
No.132330001
>>132329980
Barely been 3 pages and she's already in hot pursuit.
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No.132330012
>>132329993
Don't worry, Cream will be fine!
>>132329965
OOOOOOOOO
>>132329982
Oh yes!
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No.132330024
>>132330012
Should've let your skirt flip up. That might've gotten his attention.
>>132330001
She works fast. Just not as fast as Sonic.
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No.132330040
>>132330024
She'll either catch Sonic or a trip to another world.
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No.132330056
>>132330040
Damn he's good at making a 90 degree turn!
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No.132330071
>>132330056
ENTER CRRAZY TAXI
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No.132330086
>>132330071
Whatever Amy did, looks like it worked!
No.132330095
>>132329993
I can't believe Tails has become a naggling karen. But I guess it makes sense when people keep feeding him fucking worms.
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No.132330106
>>132330086
OUT
FUCKING
BREASTED
No.132330115
>>132330106
Why HASN'T Sonic ever tried to get with Rouge?
No.132330116
>>132330012
Amy, you literally left her a cardboard cutout. There's a dick move and then there's THAT.

>>132330040
All she's going to accomplish is become Truck-kun's first victim in this continuity.
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No.132330121
>>132330106
Is the net really necessary? Isn't that kidnapping?
>>132330095
In many countries that's considered a delicacy. Tails is just uncultured.
No.132330126
>>132330071
DEJA VU I'VE BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE
No.132330147
>>132330106
Those damn bat-tats are a trap for many a Mobian man. Amy stood no chance.

>>132330115
No chemistry. Also because Knuckles would bury his fist in his face.
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No.132330150
>>132330121
Not the intended target.
>>132330115
Aside from her being more interested in Knuckles, I would say she's not the type that Sonic would be attracted to, aside from a couple of her assets.
No.132330165
>>132330121
Don't worry, Sonic is into it I'm sure.
No.132330167
>>132330147
>>132330150
This...still seems like something that should be addressed. He's NEVER shown that reaction to any other girl.

This comic should be a Sonouge one now.
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No.132330168
>>132330150
Come on Amy, you can spare one chili dog.
>>132330116
She's desperate. It has impacted her better judgment.
No.132330187
>>132330150
DAMN YOU ELIAS
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No.132330194
>>132330168
Just wait until he comes back in a robot suit after being captured by Robotnik but he broke free and decided to become a freedom fighter.
No.132330208
>>132330167
Horny teenager going to teenage, anon. And Rouge has the biggest boobs of any Mobian woman Sonic knows.

>>132330168
He has a point you know, Amy. You DID advertise them as free.
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No.132330210
>>132330194
Is it worth the risk?
>>132330165
Amy should just become a villain. Sonic would be all over her.
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No.132330225
>>132330210
Hold on Amy because...
No.132330233
>>132330208
Then why didn't he fuck her? Wouldn't you have?
No.132330238
>>132330210
When has Sonic ever cared for obvious traps before?
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No.132330248
>>132330225
YOU'RE GOING FOR A CRRAZY RIDE!
No.132330255
>>132330233
Again, Knuckles. Also, Rouge would rob you blind if you tried and would probably make you fuck a flickie whilst believing you had sex with her. Too big of a risk.
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No.132330265
>>132330248
His loss. Amy doesn't have to pay fare.
No.132330272
>>132330248
RE-ENTER CRAZY TAXI

>>132330265
Ouch.
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No.132330283
>>132330265
What goes around, comes around.
No.132330292
>>132330248
CRAZY TAXI-SAMA HAVE MERCY
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No.132330306
>>132330283
Slowly but surely Amy is losing it. Then again she lost it a long time ago.
No.132330311
>>132330283
Today has just not been her day.
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No.132330324
>>132330306
There's actually a clue on this page.
No.132330330
>>132330292
CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP

>>132330306
Oh god, she got the psycho Fleetway Super eyes.
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No.132330349
>>132330324
>getting married right after bashing eggman's robot
No.132330357
>>132330324
>get kidnapped by Eggman
Amy, I don't think you thought this through very well.

>There's actually a clue on this page.
Is it the heart with a lock on it?
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No.132330366
>>132330349
Amy, your plan is illegal. That's assault. Amy.
>>132330330
STC Super Amy would be a scary thing to see.
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No.132330380
>>132330366
Speak of the Eggman.
>>132330357
>Is it the heart with a lock on it?
No but you'll see what I mean later. Maybe. I don't know if it's really a clue but it does act like a hint for something.
No.132330390
>>132330366
Why not just roofie a chili dog? Easy, fast, and he does all the work.
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No.132330393
>>132330380
A blue blur? Sonic is finally here to save her?
No.132330398
do femcels really?
No.132330399
>>132330366
Ah, I see the Yzma method. Amy truly learnt from the best.

>>132330380
ENTER THE MAN WITH THE MASTER PLAN
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No.132330407
>>132330393
ENTER MET-- I MEAN NITRO SONIC
No.132330413
>>132330407
>making another mindless Sonic copy
It's going to get trashed in seconds, even worse than Metal usually does.
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No.132330427
>>132330407
I bet he wouldn't throw that away if it was made in Tails' workshop.
>>132330398
>femcel amy
>dark circles under her eyes
>hates sonic
>slouched over
>spends all day cooped up in her room, writing yaoi where sonic is abused and raped
Yes, yes, yes!
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No.132330444
>>132330427
This comic started in 2012 so maybe Amy never really interacted with Cubot and Orbot at this time.
No.132330446
>>132330427
>he heard literally everything
Damn it Amy.
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No.132330460
>>132330444
Eggman doesn't like to be disrespected in such a way.
No.132330462
>>132330147
Locke even made out with Rouge
No.132330473
>>132330444
Cubot, she doesn't look anything like Tails. Cubot pls.

>>132330460
He almost said the thing. But also, holy fuck Eggman.
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No.132330476
>>132330460
Couple clues on this page for something else. This story has a couple surprises.
No.132330498
>>132330476
Nitro missed and probably killed dozens of people.
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No.132330499
>>132330476
Amy is falling... literally.
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No.132330517
>>132330499
Is this the end? Will Amy meet her end on the green-soon-to-be-red grass? Will Sonic even care? Find out after our only 10 minute break!
No.132330520
>>132330499
Eggman is fucking stonecold in this.
No.132330551
>>132330517
What the fuck, Eggman?
No.132330552
>>132330499
Destroyed Amy with facts and logic
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No.132330672
>>132330517
And we're back with a sickening KRAACK!
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No.132330684
>>132330672
Good news, Amy's not dead!
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No.132330704
>>132330684
Forget programming, how is Orbot physically capable of eating?
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No.132330720
>>132330704
Amy. Priorities. Please.
No.132330724
>>132330672
Eggman, you're the one who dropped her from that height to begin with.

>>132330684
ENTER
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No.132330732
>>132330720
Collateral damage is just icing on the cake for Eggman.
No.132330739
>>132330704
It just sort of...flows through the metal of his 'mouth' area. Don't think too hard on it.

A better question is why is Cubot bloodthirsty today?
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No.132330745
>>132330732
Amy does look like she should sit this one out.
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No.132330760
>>132330745
Touch grass!
>>132330739
He's overeager! Quite the 180 from the lovesick version in the Korra comic.
No.132330766
>>132330745
Amy just do it, you can probably barely walk.
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No.132330773
>>132330760
>ka-pow
>not piko
Ya blew it.
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No.132330787
>>132330773
>expectations
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No.132330801
>>132330787
>reality
No.132330804
>>132330773
She only has one arm so it's understandable if she didn't hit him full force.

>>132330787
Exploitable cat smile Amy.
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No.132330814
>>132330801
This Eggman doesn't fuck around.
No.132330815
>>132330801
>a Metal Sonic variant that didn't job
WHAT THE FUCK
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No.132330830
>>132330814
Sonic and Amy are doomed! Who can save them?
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No.132330842
>>132330830
Squirrel to the rescue! But that's not enough! We need more heroes!
>>132330815
He is doing pretty well.
No.132330845
>>132330814
>Managed to make a Metal Sonic that actually does well
>Just plans to blow him up
Jesus Christ Eggman. Just have him throw them in lava or something.
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No.132330863
>>132330842
CRRAZY HEROES!!
No.132330868
>>132330814
No seriously, what the fuck is wrong with this Eggman? He's scarily competent, even compared to many others.

>>132330845
He said he was planning to make an army of them using the Chaos Emeralds, so losing one is no big deal.
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No.132330872
>>132330863
>eggman jobbing to a squirrel
Not like this...
No.132330885
>>132330830
Orbot and Cubot are super malicious in this. It's honestly kind of freaky.

But also, RE-ENTER SQUIRREL
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No.132330887
>>132330872
Beat that high score!
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No.132330898
>>132330887
Gotcha! Now, here we go...
No.132330908
>>132330887
>CRAZY TAXI saves the day
KINO
No.132330910
>>132330842
>>132330863
>>132330872
>got his ass beat by a squirrel and Crazy Taxi
Eggmanbros...
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No.132330928
>>132330898
Let's see some of the comments for this page...
>sonic...... you are a heartless!!!
>god I hate Sally
>me to
>Same here as well
>Wut did I just read...
>NO!!!
No.132330937
>>132330887
AY YI YI YI!!
No.132330939
>>132330928
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
No.132330944
>>132330928
And yet he's fine with perving over Rouge.
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No.132330952
>>132330928
>AWWWWWWWWW OMg POOR AMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>FUCK SONSAL!!!!! SALLY, YOU KILL THE MOST ADORABLE COUPLE IN THE WORLD!!! FUCK YOU SALLY!!!! but i'm happy!!!! because sally is not a official character!!!
No.132330956
>>132330928
KEKED
No.132330970
>>132330944
Sally is ok with 3 ways. All Amy had to do was ask.
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No.132330974
>>132330952
Sonic, don't give her false hope and any ideas of killing to get you. This Amy will do it.
No.132330991
I’m still wondering why that cafe kept on giving Tails worms in his food when he went on that date with Cream.
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No.132330999
>>132330974
That's enough Sonic for the day.
No.132331011
>>132330928
>>132330952
THE SQUIRRELS STRIKE AGAIN
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No.132331019
>>132330999
Oh right, those two.
>>132330970
Reboot Sally would be at least.
>>132330991
I fear we will never know.
No.132331022
>>132330991
For the lulz
No.132331026
>>132330999
The fact that this reads like an early 2000’s Sonic fan comic but is actually fairly recent is surreal.
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No.132331032
>>132331019
This fucking note.
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No.132331047
>>132331032
>a squirrel is fine too
>no, not a mobian squirrel
>a literal squirrel
That being said, I think Elias would be a great match for Amy.
No.132331050
>>132330974
>I can't be disloyal to Sally
Bitch, you literally lusted after Rouge and her huge bat-tats. You have no claims to a high ground here.

>>132330991
Stereotyping, since actual foxes will eat worms and bugs. Or maybe it was just an epic troll.
No.132331051
>>132331032
Harsh but she had it coming
No.132331058
>>132331032
This is when Amy also finds out she has breast cancer.
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No.132331065
>>132331047
FRIENDZONED
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No.132331080
>>132331065
And that's the end of this story. But wait, there's more!
No.132331083
>>132331032
Today has really not been her day.
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No.132331100
>>132331080
Two page intermission with the chaos.
>>132331050
>Bitch, you literally lusted after Rouge and her huge bat-tats. You have no claims to a high ground here.
Sonic's the guy that thinks it's not cheating if there's no touching involved.
No.132331105
>>132331047
>fucking the mobini
Amy, you CAN'T be this desperate.
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No.132331114
>>132331100
We now transition to another story that is not finished.
No.132331119
>>132331080
Cream still hates you, ya know.
No.132331122
>>132331065
Don't worry little guy, jsut wait until the next few rejections. Then you'll get her.
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No.132331135
>>132331114
Quite the change in style.
>>132331105
At least that's what the squirrel was hoping for.
No.132331140
>>132331119
It’s fine, after Tails gives her a good old fashioned hug and smooch she’ll calm down.
No.132331145
>>132331080
Not a bad ending to be honest
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No.132331146
>>132331135
Knuckles asking some questions that Sonic Team refuses to answer.
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No.132331169
>>132331146
>rouge with a fang
I like it!
>>132331140
Tails would be a good mediator. And then Amy brings him a cake she bought but it had worms in it.
No.132331184
>>132331135
>love triangle with Knuckles, Rouge, and Shadow
Oh boy.
No.132331186
>>132331146
When you find a microwave, Knuckles, all will be revealed.
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No.132331189
>>132331169
Knuckles can't bring himself to hitting a girl.
>>132331145
Friendship isn't so bad. Little bit of cope there though.
No.132331199
>>132331146
A comic where Knuckles actually questions the shitty circumstances of his life? What?
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No.132331203
>>132331189
YO WTF ROUGE
>>132331184
Don't worry, this comic stops way before we get to that.
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No.132331214
>>132331203
Rouge, this isn't going to get you any red dick.
No.132331217
>>132331189
>Little bit of cope there though.
Maybe, but really if there ever was a lesson for Amy to learn it was that one
No.132331227
>>132331184
>Knuckles thinks this love triangle is another plot to steal the Emerald
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No.132331233
>>132331214
The previous pages came out in 2012. This page came out in 2020.
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No.132331251
>>132331233
And these last two pages came out this year.
No.132331252
>>132331233
What happened during the 8 year gap?
No.132331258
>>132331189
What a gentleman.
No.132331272
>>132331251
This is the saddest Shadow I have ever seen. Dude looks like he’s about to end it all.
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No.132331274
>>132331251
And that is the last page! It was posted months ago and considering how spread out the last few pages were, I have no idea when or if this will continue. But a comic has started back up again, so let's take a look at the newest pages!
No.132331275
>>132331227
>even after having 20+ kids between the three of them, he still has a niggling suspicion that it's a plot to steal the Emerald
No.132331286
>>132331203
>>132331214
Rouge is desperate for that echidna cock and no Master Emerald is going to cockblock her anymore.
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No.132331289
>>132331169
BEGONE
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No.132331297
>>132330928
that menace is heartless but for completely different reasons unrelated to relationships
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No.132331300
>>132329943
Clash of Two Worlds Chapter 3 Cover and Page 1-4
https://www.deviantart.com/supersentaihedgehog
Now we have two actively updating Sonic and TMNT comics! This one is Sonic Boom and the 2012 TMNT series.
No.132331315
>>132331286
Can you blame her? Knuckles just stands there all day, looking handsome and serious. It’s hard not wanting to ride him until dawn.
No.132331324
>>132331251
Shadow is fucking depressed, to the point he's starting to rhyme in his dramatic life-speech.

>>132331272
Somebody should help him.
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No.132331328
>>132331300
For those that don't remember, Eggman and Sonic got sucked into the TMNT world along with all the chaos emeralds. Eggman and Shredder teamed up and beat everyone and sent Sonic and Leo into a portal that sent them back to Sonic's world.
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No.132331342
>>132331328
It's the guy that Knuckles drove to villainy!
No.132331352
>>132331300
>>132331328
This was completely unexpected, but welcome. I think this is one of the oldest comics we've had that suddenly spiked back to life.
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No.132331362
>>132331342
Take that!
No.132331373
>>132331342
He's also the guy who groomed and gaslit Knuckles into being his villainous "son" alongside his wife and tried to get him to kill his friends.
No.132331380
>>132330390
Seditives are usually a poor offense against speedsters. Because then they can just make their bloodstream GO FASTER to flush the drug out of their system quickly.
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No.132331396
>>132331362
And that's it for now! This page came out two days ago. So our list of updating comics grows. And if you want to read the series, you can find all the previous pages here:
>>129935236

Tomorrow at 9pm EST we'll do more comics. I'm building up some cursed comics. More that I said I would never do. Because lying and going back on my word is great.
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No.132331422
>>132331328
This got me thinking, Boom Eggman seems to be one of the weakest, right? Can a Sonic Loremaster make an Eggman power ranking? It doesn't need to be anything too complicaded, just opinions

Pic unrelated, i don't have any Sonic reaction images besides this one
No.132331423
>>132331396
>I'm building up some cursed comics. More that I said I would never do.
after-dark~ anon isn't here right now, but if he was, I'm sure he'd post that sickos image.
No.132331432
>>132331352
We have had a few comics come back after a few years off. Sonic '06 was another that hadn't updated in a long while. I occasionally run through the list to see if any dormant comics kick back in.
No.132331461
>>132331423
I already loaded them up with a shitton of Sonadow comics. They're over on the other site and even started a thread on /coq/. They're currently on vacation.
No.132331521
>>132331422
Boom Eggman is "weaker" in the sense that he is more petty and focused on smale-scale plots, and ultimately isn't really 'evil' so much as he's an incredibly bored super genius who doesn't have any friends and only wants Sonic's approval. But there are several episodes showing he can be pretty dangerous when he wants to be, like that one episode where he and Dave the Intern create two doomsday devices that were both individually capable of destroying the world/universe, and later combined to create a universe-threatening singularity. There was also an episode where his robotic duplicate from another universe showed up and said duplicate came from a universe where his Eggman had blown up their reality.

I'll probably create a general listing of how strong each Eggman is compared to each other, just to illustrate my point.
No.132331629
>>132331521
Don't put much efffort if its a pain in the ass but the chart would be apprecieated
But right now im going to bed, good night everyone
No.132331632
>>132329943
>another Sonamy comic WAITWAITHOLDUPDON’TLEAVELETMEEXPLAIN!
How many have we had of these since the last Sonadow?
I'm shaking my head irl ngl
No.132331682
>>132330814
>NItro Sonic has is so named for the NITROGLYCERIN running thorugh his systems
>Also, he makes lots of sudden moves and moves around the field at high speeds
>He's going to make an army of these
I am so goddamned confused.
No.132331743
>>132331422
>>132331521
Okay, so here's where they generally sit:

Top Tier:
>Archie Eggman
>Jimbotnik + Master Emerald: Could casually warp reality to his whims and thoughts, blew up the entire Labryinth (which is very, very big) just by claiming the M.E.'s power, constructed the 700 meter Death Egg Robot via thought and will alone, implies in both the movie and novelization that the Master Emerald could possibly affect the multiverse itself which would flatly make him THE most powerful Eggman from a personal standpoint.
>Fleetway with the power of the emeralds: Was a reality warping God whose average size was mountain-dwarfing and could be big enough to hold the planet in his hands, was a threat to the universe itself.
>Boom Eggman at max competency/actually determined

High Tier:
>Game Eggman
>Jimbotnik sans Master Emerald
>SatAM
>Nega

Mid Tier:
>X Eggman
>AOSTH Robotnik
>OVA Robotnik

Low Tier:
>Underground
>Boom Eggman most of the time

I might put these into a chart later, but I wouldn't hold out on it.
No.132331754
>>132331632
Sonadow is still the most popular and even the ones that don't make it explicit have some of it in it. There's also a lot of Sonamy but a lot of it isn't that good so that just means I'll eventually post them later. I tend to prefer the fucked up Sonamy comics and we go through a lot of those.
No.132331832
>>132331754
I still like the one shitpost themed Sonamy comic that ended with a well drawn and actually heartfelt wedding. And said comic also had m-preg Silver and Shadow.
No.132331862
>>132331832
Sonic took Guile's advice and went home to be a family man. It does seem like something he'd enjoy if he gave it a chance.
No.132331913
>>132331275
>In the middle of pounding her into next week, Knuckles can't help but think she's gonna make her move in the Emerald as Shadow makes out with him.
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No.132331957
https://twitter.com/Nouna_arts/status/1548698194770624513
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No.132331976
No.132331987
>>132331957
>>132331976
Holy shit Baymax, you can't just leave him out there.
No.132332173
>>132331286
>Rouge is desperate for that echidna cock
Three words: Four. Headed. Dick

No one can blame her
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No.132332325
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No.132332346
>>132332325
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No.132332365
>>132332346
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No.132332383
>>132332365
Would fried kukku taste good?
No.132332436
>>132331396
Thanks OP
No.132332478
>>132332383
Tails is one of those people you don't want to mess when he gets older.
No.132332484
>>132329966
>Not the usual freaky stuff.
What usual freaky stuff?
No.132332540
>>132330040
Amy, Coyete's trick have never work against blue speedsters
No.132333023
>>132332365
>>132332383
Sonic finally realizing how much of a psychopath his brother is.

>Would fried kukku taste good?
Tastes exactly like chicken.
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No.132333781
Amy seems like the type that'd be into bad boys... or girls...
No.132333798
>>132333781
Surge no!
No.132333816
>>132333798
Surge yes.
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No.132333833
>>132333798
Surge yes!
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No.132334182
>>132329943
Eclipse Page 83
https://www.deviantart.com/tierafoxglove
Good old Mephiles! Trustworthy fellow!
No.132334406
>>132331286
>>132331315
>>132332173
https://www.livescience.com/mystery-of-4-headed-echidna-penis-solved.html
>"In addition to their distinctive shape, echidna penises are also unusual because, unlike those of most other mammals, they are used only for sexual reproduction and not urination."
>"the researchers found that by alternating pairs of heads the individual could ejaculate 10 times in a row without significant pause."

I think it is our duty, as Sonicfags, to illustrate ourselves regarding the functions of the echidna penises, and understand that, if Knuckles truly wanted it, he could repopulate his entire species in a single night all by himself.
No.132334452
>>132334406
>Rouge gets pregnant after her first time with Knuckles
>He gives her a baby book that his mother left for him before she disappeared to parts unknown.
>”How to Properly Raise an Egg: A Guide for Beginners”
No.132334551
>>132334452
>>”How to Properly Raise an Egg: A Guide for Beginners”
>"Lesson 1: No matter what you dream about: DON'T PUT THE EGG ON THE MICROWAVE!"
No.132335200
>>132334551
The fact that Locke necessitated such a rule to begin with is both sad and hilarious.
No.132335243
I wonder if Sega will ever actually make a canon reason for Knuckles missing parents. It’d be kind of neat to see what they would come up with, but it’s understandable that they no longer even wanna touch the idea after Penders absolute insanity.
No.132335318
>>132335243
I mean, Paramount gave him a dad who got killed by Longclaw along with his entire tribe and made him a Wachowski, and Sega is often trying to tell them what to include even if they don't listen to them. So I think it's less that they don't want to because Penders, and more that they don't want to because Sega is lazy and incompetent.
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No.132335484
>>132331289
>bat trap
I need some of them
No.132335664
>>132329966
why did Dirk Strider turn himself into a chao and rename himself after michael bay
No.132335718
>>132335664
Because he's Dirk Motherfucking Strider that's why.
No.132335810
>>132330732
nice cock laser on nitro sonic here, that would be fucking wild in bed let me tell you
No.132336061
>>132335810
Anon you'd die.
No.132336424
>>132335484
You'll be fine, Tails.
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No.132336669
>>132329943
Sonic the Continuation Issue 18 Page 15
https://www.deviantart.com/okida
Ha! Now if Eggman destroys Mobius, the freedom fighters will be safe!
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>>132335484
Lecerf Tails is gonna need a stronger trap than that
No.132337477
>>132334551
>DON'T PUT THE EGG ON THE MICROWAVE!"
...but what if im REALLY hungry? Like if i didn't have breakfast for the day and i just HAD to eat something before lunch
No.132337997
>>132337477
The Microwave is only for DESTINY.
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No.132338582
KNEEL
No.132338635
>>132338582
Was this copied from a manga? I have the feeling of seen the exact same scenario before...
No.132338708
>>132334406
>When not in use, echidnas' penises are retracted inside their bodies
>echidnas use a cloaca — a multipurpose opening for urinating
I just realized Knuckles will be considred the absolute perfect husband: he will never leave the toilet seat up
No.132338832
>>132338635
Artist doesn't mention any manga.
No.132338935
>>132338635
Reads like a western joke. Not enough tch's, meme faces or male empowerment to be a manga.
No.132339155
>>132338708
What that article didn’t tell you is that echidnas and platypi are the only animals to retract their penis inside their cloaca. Which is generally very unsavory because the cloaca is where they mix all their urine and feces into a single shitpiss diarrhea soup
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No.132339188
>>132338708
>>132339155
No.132339226
>>132339155
>echidnas and platypi are the only animals to retract their penis inside their cloaca
Actually it did say that, well, at least for echidna.

The second part, though...
No.132339759
>>132339188
>>132339226
Knuckles also has no balls and his dick is eternally soft because it has to bend 180 degrees to fit inside the cloaca.
Sonic’s dick is on his bellybutton and is a thin translucent noodle-like tentacle with a flower shaped head that is also slightly prehensile
Tails’ dick has a long bone inside it to keep him fully hard for 1 and a half hours after he knots his mate. Knotting making it impossible to remove him from the female after he has penetrated. Also he cums 20x the volume of the human world record (which includes those with sperm-overproduction diseases)
Charmy’s dick will ejaculate so hard it will rip all his intestines out through his dick and instantly kill him if he ever passes out from heatstroke
Vector’s dick is proportionally very small and can sometimes render him incapable of impregnating females
Storm and Jet have no dicks. Birds don’t have dicks, they rub cloacas together which is basically just a male anus-vagina. No, just because monotremes have both dicks and cloacas doesn’t mean birds of prey do
Big has a spiky barbed penis that makes any sex extremely unpleasant, even for members of his own species
Bean only procreates through rape, and is not above violently dismembering and/or mutilating and/or killing his mate in the process of this
Bark is almost guarranteed to impregnate a mate with twins. 1 or 3 is uncommon, it will be twins.
Rouge is the only other animal than humans to regularly engage in oral sex. Also she will try to mate while she and her partner fly together which can be fatal if they stop flapping their wings for too long
Vanilla can potentially give birth to 144 children every year of her life, and will never go through menopause
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No.132339782
>>132339759
STOOOOOOOOOOP
No.132339830
>>132339759
Tails won
No.132339858
>>132339830
Idk Charmy’s seems like not a bad way to go. Unless it’s with the queen cause her vagina is literally designed to rip male bee dicks off
No.132340042
>>132339759
>his dick is eternally soft
Actually, when it comes time to mate echidna's dicks do get an erection, and grows into a glorious 7cm long (take into account, short-beaked echidnas are typically 30 to 45cm in length, meaning the erect penis is equivalent to a 15% to 23% his length)
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No.132340049
>kohane01 is quitting the sonic fandom because of online harassment
That's another great artist we lost. The silver lining is that they're going focus on their own characters and stories.
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No.132340105
https://twitter.com/FangTheWerehog/status/1556062307372830720
In lighter news, you can now hear the iconic line.
No.132340114
>>132340042
I mean in compostion. You can take it and bend it backwards like a soggy noodle
No.132340115
>>132340042
>the erect echidna penis is equivalent to a 15% to 23% of his length
Knuckles is confirmed to be 110 cm tall, and is also confirmed to be a short member of his species (when compared to the flashback echidnas)... thus... at least 25 cm?

Shit, and some say Knuckles is not black coded...
No.132340139
>>132340049
>>kohane01 is quitting the sonic fandom because of online harassment
Wait, for real?!
No.132340185
>>132340114
>like a soggy noodle
That's not the impression I got from the video I saw, sure it wasn't "hard as a rock", but seemed firm enough, the thing almost seemed out of a tentacle hentai.

But, then again, it's not like there is a lot of "erect echidna dick" videos available.
No.132340209
>>132340139
Not the main reason but a contributing factor. It sucks because they gave us a lot of great comics. But as long as they're happy with their decision and doing something more for themselves then that's fine.
https://twitter.com/kohane01/status/1557375088336330752
No.132340251
>>132340049
>>132340209
Did some kind of drama happen? Who's been bothering the artist and why?
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No.132340267
>>132340209
>Sonic Fandom being so shitty it chases away another great artist due to toxicity
Every. Single. Time.

What, she didn't support your crackship enough? Freaking fandom, I tell you...

Thanks for the link, anon. But, as you said, as long as Kohane01 is happy...
No.132340291
>>132340251
Probably comments and private messages. Thing is we've lost a good number of artists because of this. Kind of makes me hesitant to ever think of doing my own Sonic fancomic.
No.132340672
>>132340185
It’s evolved that way because their sheath on the upper wall of the cloaca requires them to bend it backwards into a ‘c’ shape
No.132340682
>>132340291
is this because of sonamy? dont a lot of artists do sonamy like aresworld? or is this something more?
No.132340716
>>132340682
No idea. It could be anything.
No.132340851
>>132340682
I mean, if it is because of the shipping, that would make it even more tragic.
Kogane01 had the most mainstream taste in ships (Sonamy, Knouge, Silblaze, Tailsmo)... seriously, it's so mainstream I can't believe someone would get pissed off because of it... then again... it's this fandom...
No.132341050
>>132340672
>requires them to bend it backwards into a ‘c’ shape
Yeah, I noticed it had enough flexibility to bend, almost seemed like having a mind of his own.
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No.132341169
Twitter and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. It has greatly increased the ability to communicate with those around the world, especially in 3rd world countries, but it has greatly destabilized society, it has allowed idiots to gather and spread their retarded rhetoric unchecked, it has subjected normal human beings to harassment on a scale never seen before, it has led to widespread psychological suffering (especially for those who commit wrong think) and has inflicted severe damage on the natural order.
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No.132341607
One of the more interesting pages I've come across.
No.132341675
>>132331743
Thanks for the tier anon, weird how Jimbotnik ended up in top tier
No.132341718
>>132335484
What a peculiar change of artstyle.
No.132341739
>>132341607
What the hell is this?
No.132341906
>>132341739
>he's never seen robocop
ngmi
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No.132341909
Well, given we are/were touching this subject, I went ahead and this did little Sonic Character's Penis Chart.

I did it in less than an hour, with the first information I could find (but I did try to find alternative sources, if it seemed too questionable), and not all animal are correct, so the chart can always be improved. Also, I'm in no way a mathematician, so if anyone can do a better job, you're welcome.

Note: Given it takes half of its body, I didn't count the crocodile's tail in his length... to be a little bit more fair to Vector
No.132341931
132341909
Please seek help
Seriously
No.132341963
>>132341909
Pretty damn good. Only objection I’d make is that Tails is a Fox Cub, which are 10cm instead of 110cm.
No.132341995
>>132341909
>>132341963
*also Barnacle sonic character when?
No.132342009
>>132341931
Bizarre animal biology, specially in that particular area, is a very unironically fun thing to study, anon. You'll be surprised how easy we humans got it.

You should try read a few articles.
No.132342065
>>132342009
Repent for your sins, it's not too late to turn back to jesus.
No.132342123
>>132341963
Thanks anon!
I understand your objection, but it shouldn't be an issue. As the formula calculates the height of the character with the propotion of the animal.
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No.132342151
You now know that the land octopus Mimic is based on revolves around their ability to become traps.
These octopuses have a large "Guard" male who keeps a harem of friendly but still larger females with him in his den
The other smaller males are called "sneakers", because what they do is they develop an ability to disguise themselves as females, join the harem as traps, and fuck the girls when the Guard is away
This of course has been observed to backfire, as the Guard may then be attracted to a Sneaker and fuck it and the sneaker is either forced to take the Guard’s love or reveal its true colors and be torn limb from limb and eaten
No.132342192
>>132340209
For fuck's sake.

>>132340251
It's always a handful of lunatics who get mad because of retarded crackahips or certain character interactions.
No.132342228
>>132339759
Tails probably got one of the better deals. But he'd probably turn anyone he fucks into one of those doujins where the guy/girl is overflowing with cum.
No.132342288
>>132342228
When it comes to Tails, he is a clear case of "size doesn't matter"
>>132341909
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No.132342349
>>132342123
You didn’t account for how proportionally big the genitalia are at different stages of the animal’s lifespan, though.
I demand the chart be done over from scratch, adjusted for human-equivalent age relevant to the sexual maturities for each corresponding species, and applied through pic related’s relevant formula for calculating T.M.I.
No.132342390
>>132342151
Better than Blanket Octopus cause they just rip their dick off and give it to the girl as a present
No.132342407
What nobody’s asking is how the fuck Charmy is a boy if he has a stinger.
Only girl bees have stingers.
No.132342532
>>132342349
I want to know the size of bats and rabbits to know how big Rouge and Vanilla's dicks are
No.132342535
Hate to interrupt but they just confirmed the next Frontiers trailer is on the 23rd. Usually that means we’ll get a Prime trailer before the end of the month, too
No.132342571
>>132342535
I predict more of Green Hill and more of Big the Cat
No.132342589
>>132342407
Mobians are weird and have human genetics somewhere in there, that leads to mutations. At least, that's how I explain it.
No.132342627
Hedgehogs are lactose intolerant and if you give them milk they can get something called balloon syndrome where the gas that builds up inside inflates them to twice their normal size like a balloon
No.132342671
>>132342627
>Eggman be like: "Add a few gallons of milk to shopping list"
No.132342733
>>132342627
>>132342671
Haven't we seen Sonic drink milk before? He should probably be fine which is what compels Eggman to modify the milk and make it intolerable for him as part of his latest scheme.
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No.132342734
>>132342627
>it's real
No.132342796
>>132342407
It just comes to show you how Charmy is barely an afterthought in the fandom... usually the twitter Sonicfags would be celebrating a character like him living in the gender of his preference... instead, we get weird Trans Sonic stuff and the like.
No.132342838
>>132342796
twitterfags aren't human
No.132342875
>>132342796
>caring about what Twitterfags think
Even ignoring that, Mobians are basically just humans but furry (to the point Archie literally has a good chunk of their genome being human DNA), so Charmy having a stinger isn't a sign of him actually being a girl, it's just another weird trait in the same vein as Tails having two spinal columns.
No.132342906
>>132342734
Absolute unit
No.132343428
>>132342535
>>132342571
GIVE US THE FUCKING MULTIVERSE STUFF SEGA YOU FUCKS
No.132343907
>>132342407
That's like a vegan asking where their food comes from.
They start with conclusions, not facts.
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No.132344176
>>132344150
Sonic would never say no to creams offering of flowers
No.132344216
>>132344150
>>132344176
Sonic looks pretty depressed and tired out here (eyebags, quills are a dull muted color which implies stress, gloves are ragged and torn, etc), so I can see why he's initially against it.
No.132344225
>>132344216
Then he should kill and devour her instead
No.132344294
>>132344225
Blue Prisoner Tails, please go.
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No.132344346
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No.132344365
>>132344346
I'm surprised Sega never did a Sonic beat em up.
No.132344466
>>132344365
Probably because they'd need to be in touch with reality.
Like how Bethesda doesn't spare 2 coders to remake Fallout 1 to sell on Windows 10/Playstation/Xbone.

Or maybe when they hear the pitch say "It'll be like Street Fighter!" they think it has to be 3D, 10+ hours long, an MMO and with microtransactions.
No.132344497
>>132344365
>I'm surprised Sega never did a Sonic beat em up.
I'm surprised Sega never did a chao garden gacha
No.132345205
>>132344346
>>132344365
Goddamn, this looks good.

>I'm surprised Sega never did a Sonic beat em up.
That would require Sega to be intelligent.
No.132345480
>>132342734
A very large lad.
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No.132346025
>why is sonic wearing underwear?
>what the fuck is wrong with sonic?
>why are you doing this to knuckles?
>why is tails okay with this?
>sonic no, that's your brother!
Just some thoughts that have gone through my head while getting one of these stories ready. Tonight is going to be pretty weird and fucked up.
No.132346066
>>132346025
I dont think anything will top an unexpected baby for me if im being honest
No.132346067
>>132346025
>Tonight is going to be pretty weird and fucked up.
My favorite kind of night
No.132346097
>>132346025
Dis is gonna be gud
No.132346411
>>132346025
Oh boy!
No.132347097
And then I found a comic where everyone was goth. That'll be fun to do in the future.
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No.132347171
>>132347155
The tumblr artstyle is truly the most obnoxious ugly shit ever
No.132347239
>>132347171
You haven't seen actually bad Tumblr artstyles then. That's just them being chibified.
No.132347248
>>132346025
>sonic no, that's your brother!
Chris Redfield approves.
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No.132347321
>>132341909
>mfw I see Charmy's
No.132347657
>>132347248
No, you only continue the bloodline. By fucking Claire. Or some nearby sister.
No.132347684
UwU
>>132347680
No.132348054
>>132329982
>>132329965
We all know this is going to be fun.