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Unofficial Human Sonic Storytime: Sapphires of Alternate Reality and More

No.131970666
Previous Thread: >>131950565

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Tomorrow we’re doing Blue Prisoner and Blue Murderer for the Storytime of Pain Weekend but tonight let’s do something weird to ease into it. It’s time for more humanized Sonic comics! Remember Sapphires of Alternate Reality? Turns out there’s a whole other issue and new pages are still coming out! Let’s read the newest pages!

Sapphires of Alternate Reality Issue 1: >>129680357

https://sthsoracomic.tumblr.com/

Bonus Unofficial Sonic Thread
>>>/plus/co/442938

Sonic Future Thread
>>>/plus/co/442673

Also, last thread had an update for Turtle Power and Shock and Awe. Check the OP of the last thread for posts replying to it.
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No.131970713
>>131970666
And the thread is endorsed by Satan. So what we do know what happened last time is that Sonic and Shadow got sent to the human world as humans. They fought some computer tentacle monster thing and a kid's sister gets sucked in and turned into a giant egg. For some reason.
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No.131970727
>>131970713
Let's get these out of the way.
>what gender is sonic?
>why is shadow black?
Shut up.
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No.131970741
>>131970727
So this kid's guardian gets turned into a bodukai tenkaiichi and that's a bad thing so now they're stuck with this kid.
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No.131970757
>>131970741
I want some bubble tea now.
No.131970762
>>131970666
>those digits
We're in for a treat! I still maintain that, boy or girl, this Sonic is pretty cute
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No.131970767
>>131970757
Kid doesn't want anything to do with them popo.
No.131970782
>>131970666
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>tfw Satan trips
Ah shit.
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No.131970802
>>131970767
Last panel leaves room for some imagination.
>>131970762
You can't tell the difference from behind.
No.131970819
>>131970762
Pretty sure this Sonic is a dude, just on the EXTREME end of being a femboy.
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No.131970824
>>131970802
Forget the skin color, why is Shadow so big?
>>131970782
Praise unto Satan.
No.131970863
>>131970824
The transformation sequence into an Overlander clearly made him bigger.
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No.131970869
>>131970824
>knock knock
Open up the door it's real.
>>131970819
There's an image suggesting otherwise and I'm not talking female.
No.131970892
>>131970869
>spoiler
A cuntboy, then?
No.131970896
>>131970819
Either way wouldn't stop me, a cute Sonic's a cute Sonic. That said, in the interests of being fair and balanced, I think Shadow's eyeshadow and cheex triangle things are pretty cute too.
>>131970824
>Forget the skin color, why is Shadow so big?
I want to know if he has pointy teeth like Sonic
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No.131970903
>>131970869
So apparently Sonic exists in this world... as a character.
>>131970863
Shadow... bigger... and blacker...
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No.131970932
>>131970903
Technically, the three of you are home.
>>131970892
Something.
No.131970942
>>131970903
Damn cross-Zone shenanigans. Where the fuck are the Zone Cops?
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No.131970944
>>131970932
>did we just kidnap a child?
You're no better than Eggman.
>>131970896
>I want to know if he has pointy teeth like Sonic
Seems like it.
No.131970952
>>131970757
>>131970757
I can never hear about bubble tea without thinking of Homestar talking about his pants accentuating his "bubbleties"
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No.131970962
>>131970944
Damn Shadow, did you leave your balls back in Mobius/Earth/Sonic's World?
>>131970942
You just want to see femboy Zonic.
No.131970966
>>131970892
Andromorph is the polite term. Highly recommend nowykowski's art if you're into that
>>131970944
>Seems like it.
Scourge-chompers for all!
No.131970970
>>131970944
>>131970932
>>131970962
>they/them
Oh good, more genderless infants.
No.131970976
>>131970944
I mean, it's kind of secondary to reality being invaded by tv-headed eldritch abominations.

>You're no better than Eggman.
Let's not tell JJJ.

>>131970962
Shadow and Sonic seem to have gotten their personalities swapped.
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No.131970979
>>131970962
The REAL Shadow would revel in making Sonic feel bad.
No.131970987
>>131970979
Only until it starts making HIM feel bad.
No.131971004
>>131970666
You know this is obviously bad and storytimes like this have their appeal, but the pain just isn't there for me unless it's a product that was created by a professional and sold for money. Fanworks have that "what did you expect" quality to them. Doubly so for Sonic fanworks. Shit like this is posted on Deviantart next to MSPaint images of the characters as toilets; getting mad at it for sucking is like getting mad at your phone for breaking when you throw it at the floor.
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No.131971005
>>131970979
Sonic and Shadow are trying not to out themselves as Sonic and Shadow.
>>131970952
Interesting.
>>131970966
Seems to be a recurring thing for Sonic on tumblr.
>>131970970
Don't worry, kid's a boy. They just don't know for sure. Don't want to assume gender, that'd be rude.
No.131971007
>>131970767
>Sonic is already a short twink
>Tails is even smaller (that's tails, right?)
>>131970824
>Forget the skin color, why is Shadow so big?
He's not, i say he's regular tall (about 6'2) sonic is a head shorter and tails is a head shorter than sonic, they're both manlets
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No.131971030
>>131971005
Ava's the one that got egged.
>>131970976
>Let's not tell JJJ.
He's going to find out either way.
>>131970987
He needs to... man up.
>>131971004
What? We already did the first issue before. This isn't SoP, that's tomorrow.
No.131971045
>>131971005
Doesn't the kid already know though?

>>131971007
He's not Tails, but may as well be the human equivalent.
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No.131971056
>>131971030
Phone stuff.
>>131971007
>(that's tails, right?)
It's not but might be a stand-in. There was also a random guy that suspiciously looked like what this world's version of Knuckles would be.
No.131971063
>>131970976
Yeah, it's pretty weird
>>131970979
Stop being nice and start angry-flirting!
>>131971004
That's not the point of The Ride, most of us genuinely enjoy the comics, even if they are a little weird or rough around the edges.
>>131971007
Fool, it's because Shadow wears lifts!
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No.131971082
>>131971056
But yes, this kid radiates Tails energy and the comic will bop you over the head even more in a bit.
>>131971045
>Doesn't the kid already know though?
He's making educated assumptions.
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No.131971085
>>131970944
kidnapping a child!!! these menaces should be arrested for reasons unrelated to their race
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No.131971111
>>131971082
>dan
>d'angelo
So what's Silver? Danny?
>>131971063
>Stop being nice and start angry-flirting!
I'd settle for intentional bullying.
No.131971117
Why even make this Sonic related? It’s so unique from the franchise it can be it’s own thing.
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No.131971134
>>131971111
Eh? Ehhhhh? Wink wink! Nudge nudge!
>>131971085
Good ol' JJJ, being politically correct while throwing around demands and accusations.
No.131971142
i hate that human
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No.131971153
>>131971134
Yeah kid, it's dangerous to think this guy is a hero. He looks like a loser.
>>131971117
Because.
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No.131971169
>>131971153
He tried being a hero. But failed. That's why you're stuck with him and his tall, dark friend.
>>131971142
>t. mobian eggman
No.131971172
>>131971111
>So what's Silver
It's no use, Danblis trigger, me and Daze will stop you, or my name's not Danver the Danhog!
>>131971134
What a coincidence, I daydream about Shadow's chest tuft too!
No.131971184
>>131971082
>a blonde-haired tinker who likes planes
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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No.131971191
>>131971169
>ms. e
We haven't seen who this is but that letter makes me wonder...
No.131971206
>>131971153
>You remind me of sonic the hedgehog
What
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No.131971227
>>131971191
>when the ptsd kicks in
>>131971172
>It's no use, Danblis trigger, me and Daze will stop you, or my name's not Danver the Danhog!
>daze the androgynous catlike person
>>131971184
Really activates those chaos emeralds.
No.131971233
>>131971191
>Ms. E
I can hear the OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO from here.
No.131971249
>>131971111
Dan? Where's his Pink Gi? When is he facing Sagat?
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No.131971256
>>131971227
You got an F rank on that mission.
>>131971206
They're in a world where Sonic is a game character and not a real person. The kid is a huge Sonic fan.
No.131971257
Is Eggman gonna be a sexy GILF?
No.131971260
>>131971206
Zone bullshit that the Zone Cops should be taking care of. Any minute now...
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No.131971276
>>131971256
She kinda thicc. But IIRC she kind of just ran into the middle of the fight for no reason and got herself caught.
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No.131971300
>>131971276
You're sister on the other hand... is not okay... I think.
>>131971233
>>131971257
I can't wait for the confused boners.
>>131971249
Sonic would definitely do that for fun. Even the lengthy taunt.
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No.131971322
>>131971300
Sinestro approves of 2/3s of that first panel.
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No.131971335
>>131971322
Sonic just wants to be depressed right now.
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No.131971361
>>131971335
>amigurumis
Gesundheit.
No.131971363
>>131971300
His sister got unbirthed by an eldritch horror, of course she isn't okay.
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No.131971383
>>131971361
And this is the latest page. It's still updating so now we got another comic to keep track of!

We'll take a 10 minute break and do comics featuring the Sonic cast as humans during Sonic Adventure 1.
No.131971384
>>131971322
LIVE AND LEARN
No.131971402
>>131971256
>The kid is a huge Sonic fan.
Oh no, he's autistic
No.131971404
>>131971361
I first read that as fucking Among Us, God DAMN IT
No.131971417
>>131971402
He's meant to be Tails, so that's not surprising.
No.131971433
where's the sex
No.131971461
>>131971433
On the usual places.
No.131971467
>>131971433
If you find any of this Sonic, let me know.
No.131971494
>>131971361
>Amigurumi is the Japanese art of knitting or crocheting small, stuffed yarn creatures. The word is a compound of the Japanese words 編み ami, meaning "crocheted or knitted", and 包み kurumi, literally "wrapping", as in 縫い包み nuigurumi "(sewn) stuffed doll". Amigurumi vary in size and there are no restrictions about size or look. While the art of amigurumi has been known in Japan for several decades, the craft first started appealing to the masses in other countries, especially in the West, in 2003. By 2006, amigurumi were reported to be some of the most popular items on Etsy, an online craft marketplace, where they typically sold for $10 to $100.
And now you know!
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No.131971542
>>131971383
Let's go back, waaaaaay back to the year 2000 for a comic based on Sonic Adventure 1. But this time, everyone is a very pretty human. This is Special Stage. Also, I enlarged all the pages so that they're easier to read.

https://www.deviantart.com/tikal
>>131971494
Thank you and gesundheit!
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No.131971564
>>131971542
Sonic the human! He's into extreme sports and showing off for the ladies!
No.131971583
>>131971542
>>131971564
Oh god, this is really old to be using this manga style.
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No.131971585
>>131971564
ENTER AMY THE HUMAN
ENTER TAILS THE HUMAN
No.131971592
>>131971542
>crop-top, cute grin, still has a tail and ears
Oh my!
>Thank you and gesundheit!
I assumed it was a zoomer meme so I looked it up
>>131971564
And cat girls? Really, really going to enjoy this one!
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No.131971612
>>131971585
I think Knuckles looks the best out of the human forms. Tails is cute.
>>131971583
Funny thing we already did another comic with Sonic and Shadow as humans during SA2 and that was 2001.
No.131971627
>>131971542
>"BORN TO DIE WORLD IS A FUCK" Font
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No.131971631
>>131971612
Oh Yuji Naka, if only you know what the future has in store for you.
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No.131971651
>>131971631
Sonic did his best but sadly he couldn't save Sega.
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No.131971671
>>131971651
But yes, that is Tikal.
>>131971592
>And cat girls? Really, really going to enjoy this one!
Looks like a lot of human/mobian hybrids.
No.131971676
>>131971585
Tails looks like he just got out of bed.
No.131971694
>>131971583
This style is unironically hot though.
>>131971612
Damn! Also, remember to read right to left, you baka gaijins!
>>131971651
>pre-SA2
But I want more human Shadow!
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No.131971695
>>131971671
Technically that's feet but they're super deformed so they might as well not count.
No.131971703
>>131971612
Knuckles also looks pretty much entirely human aside from his trademarks. Hard to give him more obviously inhuman aspects.

>>131971631
Poor Nak-actually no wait, fuck him. He's a shit.
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No.131971721
>>131971695
Perfect excuse to ditch swimming class!
>>131971676
He's just worried and rushed in.
>>131971694
>Damn! Also, remember to read right to left, you baka gaijins!
Doh I forgot to say that!
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No.131971744
>>131971721
Spooooky!
>>131971703
>Knuckles also looks pretty much entirely human aside from his trademarks. Hard to give him more obviously inhuman aspects.
All he needs are his long hair and spiky knuckles. I suppose actual dreadlocks would help.
No.131971757
>>131971671
>Looks like a lot of human/mobian hybrids.
The fact that they don't exist irl proves science has failed us
>>131971695
Why even show them shirtless if you won't show the goods?
>>131971721
>Doh I forgot to say that!
Watashi wa anata o yurusu, baka konductor!
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No.131971760
>>131971744
Damn, Knuckles got knocked the fuck out!
No.131971773
>>131971760
As expected.
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No.131971804
>>131971760
Sonic's got a type. Also, Sonic Adventure 1 kind of feels like it should've been a game with Knuckles as the main character. Sonic just got yanked into echidna shenanigans.
>>131971757
>The fact that they don't exist irl proves science has failed us
I'd say these are just born as hybrids and not even the glorious results of humans and mobians getting it on.
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No.131971839
>>131971804
>sonic's a shota-lover
>knuckles is a rock fucker
Degenerates! All of you! Us included.
>>131971773
Knux can't catch a break.
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No.131971854
>>131971839
Poor, Amy. Always pushed to the side when a new girl shows up.
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No.131971873
>>131971854
ENTER EGGMAN
ENTER A TWINKY VERSION OF CHAOS
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No.131971893
>>131971873
>space channel 5
>sega: what's that?
No.131971896
>>131971839
Sonic's not a brotherfucker, Knuckles. But he IS a slut
No.131971917
>>131971873
>Eggman just looks the fucking same
Some things never change.
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No.131971925
>>131971893
Hold on there, aren't we skipping like a half dozen forms?
>>131971896
>Sonic's not a brotherfucker
I know some artists that would disagree.
No.131971941
>>131971873
>Eggman drinking directly from the hose
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No.131971947
>>131971925
Quick! Give Chaos a Snickers!
>>131971917
You can't improve upon perfection. Weirdest change was that time he was a handsome hedgehog and was only around for a couple pages.
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No.131971964
>>131971947
>turns into super sonic when he gets angry
Then where's the swirly eyes?
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No.131971977
>>131971964
Okay Tikal, that was your fault.
>>131971941
He's a failed plumber, he needs to save money somehow.
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No.131971979
>>131971804
>not even the glorious results of humans and mobians getting it on
They totally do though, we all know Sara from the OVA's got a literal catlady for a mom
>>131971839
>Degenerates! All of you!
Pic related!
>>131971873
>TWINKY VERSION OF CHAOS
yes_hahaha_yes.jpg
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No.131971999
>>131971977
Did you even go super, Knuckles? Probably not. Sega won't allow it anymore. When was the last time there was a Super/Hyper Knuckles?
No.131972007
>>131971893
>Space Channel 5
New game WHEN

>>131971925
Chaos has become a horror monster.
No.131972024
>>131971925
We do not speak of the flood of brotherfucker artists that emerged after the second movie. Or even the ones before that.
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No.131972027
>>131971999
Look at all those forgotten Sega franchises.
>>131971979
>They totally do though, we all know Sara from the OVA's got a literal catlady for a mom
I'll need to see lewds as confirmation.
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No.131972054
>>131972027
So, Knuckles indirectly saved the day.
>>131972007
>New game WHEN
LOL
>>131972024
There's one that uses the Sonic Boom versions.
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No.131972073
>>131972054
You're hired!
No.131972074
>>131971999
>When was the last time there was a Super/Hyper Knuckles?
Mania.

>>131972027
>actually cheering for Naka
Man, this did not age well.
No.131972087
>>131972027
Look guys, its our favorite sonic characater, Naka-san
No.131972096
>>131972054
WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THEM
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No.131972097
>>131972073
Amy and Tails did practically nothing.
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No.131972121
>>131972097
We end things with a glimpse of Shadow the Human. We're taking our final 10 minute break and we'll do another story from this artist.
>>131972074
>Mania.
What about before that?
No.131972122
>>131972027
>I'll need to see lewds as confirmation.
I wish! there's very little lewds of Sara, I just imagine her mom is Callie Briggs
>>131972054
>There's one that uses the Sonic Boom versions.
At least they're older in that continuity
>>131972097
>Amy and Tails did practically nothing.
Just like in Generations! And Lost world! And ...
No.131972150
>>131972121
Before that was Heroes.
No.131972167
>>131972097
So like every game since Unleashed then?
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No.131972244
>>131972121
That's a handsome Shadow!
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No.131972309
>>131972121
Same artist, same humanized characters. We're now past Sonic Adventure 2 so it's time to have fun on an island! This is Sonic Party!
>>131972150
>Before that was Heroes.
Good old Sonic Heroes.
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No.131972322
>>131972309
Poor Knuckles, can't catch a break.
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No.131972336
>>131972322
Are they brave enough for this challenge?
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No.131972365
>>131972336
Get used to it, Yuji. That's going to happen with Square in the future.
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No.131972386
>>131972365
And then this becomes one of THOSE doujins.
No.131972387
>>131972309
That's a cute Amy
>>131972322
More Sonic tummy!
>>131972365
Handsome Knuckles too!
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No.131972401
>>131972386
Knuckles isn't scared, he's just annoyed.
No.131972404
>>131972309
>>131972087
>Naka
>As in, Yuji Naka
Im a fucking retard and i can't read...
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No.131972417
>>131972401
Ohhhh...
>>131972387
>That's a cute Amy
She's cute until she starts gaslighting.
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No.131972439
>>131972417
Oh no!
No.131972441
>>131970713
>Tomboy Human Sonic
?
??
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No.131972456
>>131972439
I don't think Knuckles speaks ghost.
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No.131972472
>>131972456
I don't know if this is a good team attack, Knuckles.
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No.131972496
>>131972472
Sonic, you got some dirt... and blood on your face.
No.131972506
>>131972417
>She's cute until she starts gaslighting.
I honestly can't stand her personality outside of Boom.
>>131972441
>Tomboy Human Sonic
Tomboy Human Sonic!
>>131972496
That butt!
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No.131972514
>>131972496
I don't know if this is a good team attack, Sonic.
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No.131972524
>>131972514
No I don't think this is working out.
>>131972506
>I honestly can't stand her personality outside of Boom.
She just needs to tone down her one side lust for Sonic. Or in Boom's case, balance it with other stuff.
No.131972534
>>131972309
Tails is becoming more anime by the page.
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No.131972547
>>131972524
ENTER SHADOW THE HUMAN
ENTER ROUGE THE HUMAN
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No.131972568
>>131972547
>bottom right panel
GIWTWM
>>131972534
Good, good!
No.131972580
>>131972534
Now if they could just age him up a bit
>>131972547
Oh my!
Oh my again!
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No.131972585
>>131972568
>for sonic's love
>i'll die for it
Maybe tone that down a bit, Amy.
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No.131972604
>>131972585
>defeat these 100 bulls in one combo
But why?
No.131972606
>>131972417
>>131972439
ENTER
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No.131972622
>>131972604
Amy, no!
No.131972628
>>131972472
I can't believe Knuckles killed Sonic.

>>131972514
I can't believe Sonic killed Knuckles.
No.131972629
>>131971542
How many Femboy/Tomboy Sonics are we going to be subjected to tonight? Ballpark it for me.
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No.131972643
>>131972622
Damn, Shadow got yeeted! At least Amy didn't mistake him for Sonic again.
No.131972656
>>131972547
Shadow sounds like he's a fucking vampire rather than a human/hedgehog hybrid.
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No.131972660
>>131972643
Hi, Sonic.
Bye, Sonic.
>>131972628
The best way for them both to go out. Killing each other.
>>131972629
This is the last story and was the theme for this night.
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No.131972673
>>131972660
Rape bull!
>>131972656
Probably what he was going for.
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No.131972689
>>131972673
Yuji Naka is a powerful man. Was a powerful man, I mena.
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No.131972701
>>131972689
Cool guy moment.
No.131972708
>>131972673
>Rape bull!
Does that make Amy Farnese?
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No.131972715
>>131972701
And everyone was miserable. The end.
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No.131972729
>>131972715
>muh ria? never heard of her
And I got some more stuff to post. Random pin-ups of humanized characters.
>>131972708
She wishes.
No.131972732
>>131972715
>I hate Naka-san!
Don't worry Amy, wait a few years and everyone will be right there with you.
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No.131972744
>>131972729
Once again, Sonic is a short and androgynous and Shadow is tall and bishie.
No.131972759
>>131972729
>a Shadow who doesn't know of Maria
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS
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No.131972762
>>131972744
This artist is doing OPM yaoi shipping these days. Sonic and Shadow have been forgotten.
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No.131972774
>>131972762
The girls!
No.131972786
>>131972744
>a Rosario + Vampire parody cover
Wow, they really DID write Shadow as a vampire.

>>131972762
Sad! But hey, they're probably eating well with the most recent OPM arc.
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No.131972807
>>131972774
And that's it! Tomorrow we're doing Blue Prisoner at 9pm EST. Just need someone to hook me up with all the pages.
No.131972827
>>131972807
you will get cancelled
No.131972831
>>131972732
It can't all be becouse of Balan Wonderworld, right? What other fucks does he have on his name?
No.131972833
>>131972807
>Blue Prisoner tomorrow
>on top of Ken Penders Knuckles
Starting things off strong, I see.
No.131972847
>>131972827
We should be fine. Should be.
>>131972833
Blue Prisoner Saturday and Blue Murderer Sunday.
No.131972858
>>131972831
He was the reason Sonic Xtreme never happened despite having all things necessary to have been great, because he didn't want the NIGHTS Engine being used for it, which is probably his biggest fuck up prior to Balan. The man is also just generally an egotistical asshole who thinks his ideas are worth more than they really are.
No.131972876
>>131972629
Don't tempt me! I may do the Follow your Rainbow zine ~after dark~ Hope you guys like mastectomy scars!
>>131972744
Now that's a BL cover!
>>131972762
More crop-tops!
>Sonic and Shadow have been forgotten.
Boo! OPM Sonic is pretty cute though, those hips!
>>131972807
>spoiler
I posted it in the previous thread (it's in the not actually vanished folder) aHR0cHM6Ly9tZWdhLm56L2ZvbGRlci9well6ektaSyN2TXpZdG5sM3lvUGF3ckgyYVZZSndn
No.131972880
>>131972858
>The man is also just generally an egotistical asshole who thinks his ideas are worth more than they really are.
Sounds like a regular Sega employee to me
No.131972904
>>131972876
Thank you so much! Can't wait to spread suffering for the next two days!
No.131972975
>>131972904
No worries! Let me know if you want the pages doubled up
No.131972993
I remember when Conductor wouldn't even touch Blue Prisoner/Murderer with a thousand-foot pole. How times have changed.
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No.131973066
>>131972993
We've corrupted him!
No.131973159
>>131972975
It should be fine as it is.
>>131972993
What better time than the most cursed weekend of the year?
No.131973293
Dunno if anyone else has seen Mashed’s new Sonic animation but it’s a doozy. Has really good voice work as well.
https://youtu.be/PgdibL7jqhc
No.131973461
>>131973293
He's shockingly good at Sonic animations.

Also, that entire video is the very definition of "don't stick your dick in crazy". Or in this case, don't drive someone who has been in love with you for years to complete raving insanity.
No.131973504
>>131973461
To give Sonic credit, Tails is the one who lead Amy down this path of insanity. Looks like he’s gonna be pulling a Dr. Frankenstein in the next video.
No.131973557
>>131973504
Sonic ie the one who fostered the seed to start with by rejecting her for so long, Tails merely nurtured it to fruition. Which is really fucked up given he basically indirectly murdered his brother, but Tails being nuts seems to be a common thing.
No.131973844
>>131973557
Its not his fault amy cant take no for an answer
No.131974471
>>131973844
He hasn't even told her no or even let her off gently, he's always ran away because he simply can't handle commitment. Which is ironic, because he at least tried before Maekawa left.
No.131974602
for some reason 4chanx is filtering the "Unofficial Conductor" posts and can't open it without freezing the whole browser

help
No.131974848
>>131973159
Cool!
>>131974602
Try updating it? Also make sure to export your config first.
No.131975025
>>131974848

fixed it. was totally my fault
No.131975161
>>131972807
Thanks Conductor, can't wait!
No.131975295
I dont know what the fuck this is, but I wanna put my dick up the blue ones butt
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No.131975325
>>131973293
Why did he do it bros?
No.131975384
>>131975325
He's just as miffed at Sonic bailing on him as Amy and wants to get back at his big bro.
No.131975527
>>131975325
Twinks need a meat colonoscopy atleast once a every two weeks or they start getting a little snippy
No.131975737
>>131975325
I dunno but I’m interested in seeing what the outcome of all this is gonna be. Fucked up Amy and Zombie Sonic getting away and living somewhat decently? Tails using both of them as soldiers in a monster army he’s building?
No.131975835
>>131974471
>>131973844
>>131973557
I think it’s interesting how he tells Amy he could have loved her. Either he never actually minded how she idolized him or he wanted to see more of the moments where she was calm and genuine. Either way Tails did exploit this knowing full well it would break Amy and turn Sonic off her forever.
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No.131975873
>>131975527
That hits a little too close to home.
No.131976570
>>131975835
Tails sure is a manipulative little shit.
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No.131977374
Since we're talking about Tails...
No.131977380
>>131975295
Anon pls

>>131977374
HAVE MERCY TAILS SAMA
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No.131977919
Oh so the other thread has Sonic flirting with Surge? Well, two can play this game!
No.131977960
>>131977505
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No.131979342
Well it's technically Saturday, so in honor of the weekend of pain, here's a drawing I'm sure you'll all enjoy!
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No.131980139
What's up fellow /co/cksluts, since it's officially the Weekend of Pain, let's do a very special ~after dark~! On the last episode, your favorite twink thirst-poster storytimed a very expensive series of commissioned comics where Sonic and friends were being forced to wear embarrassing outfits or swap bodies: >>131793586

Now, a few anons haven't enjoyed the more gender-diverse Sonics featured in recent comics, so lube up your thought holes, you're about to receive a steaming hot load of tolerance! We're doing the LGB-etc zine Follow Your Rainbow! I'll just be posting the pages that are on twitter since it's no longer for sale. While I am a sexual degenerate, I don't know much about the non-twink sections of the rainbow, so you're on your own deciphering the various flags. We have quite a few images to go through so I'll be spreading the love over three threads, that way we can last the entire weekend!

https://twitter.com/FYR_zine
twitter_𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐎𝐒🏳️‍🌈 ᶦˢ ᶦⁿᵗᵉʳⁿᵃˡˡʸ ᵈʸᶦⁿᵍ(@Dilosious)_20220719-230705_1549531300876394500_photo.jpg, 1448x2048, 1 times posted
No.131980165
>>131980139
Not much to say about this one, so I'll post some ~after dark~ theme music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWtpd8mS5jw
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No.131980207
>>131980165
I think this is Manic so this is technically canon since he and Knuckles get a bit frisky in the Tamersverse. Also, the artists' twitters are in the filenames, most of them have really fantastic art.
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No.131980225
>>131980207
Now this is an unusual but cool ship.
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No.131980248
>>131980225
Actual comic time, staring Mighty in a crop-top (just how does he get it on over his shell?) and ponytail Knuckles!
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No.131980263
>>131980248
Slutnik taught Mighty everything he knows
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No.131980282
>>131980263
I like the extra markings on Knuckles, very cute!
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No.131980302
>>131980282
L-lewd!
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No.131980329
>>131980302
We've already done this one by SuperEmeralds, the artist behind everyone's favorite fluffy himbo werehog comic, Heart of a Monster, but let's do it again anyway!
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No.131980342
>>131980329
Tube-eared Shadow's such a hunk
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No.131980358
>>131980342
>processing..
>processing....
>cute fangs detected
>thirst-posting.exe activated!
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No.131980371
>>131980358
Cute ending! Also, just pretend I wrote a lengthy lorepost about there being two moons.
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No.131980413
>>131980371
Bara Tails? That's something you don't see often. I guess he's been spending more time with Rotor. I think the pink one's Knuckles? Espio's pretty cute, spiked chokers are an underrated fashion accessory!
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No.131980447
>>131980413
It took a lot of effort not to post a Blaze x Amy Revolutionary Girl Utena here instead.
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No.131980467
>>131980447
I really like this one. Lots of stuff going on, but everyone looks like they're having a good time.
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No.131980494
>>131980467
We'll end with one that I'm sure won't attract some grumpy takes. I actually think it's pretty cute
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No.131980521
>>131980494
Regardless of your opinion on gender identity, this is still technically a straight ship!
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No.131980536
>>131980521
It's true, chicks really do dig scars!
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No.131980569
>>131980536
And that's it for now, we'll do more next thread!
No.131981336
>>131979342
based
No.131981447
>tranny shit
Unironically kill yourself, never ever support such cancer ever.
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No.131982271
With that Stray game being so popular, maybe Shadow can sell some cats.
>>131980569
Awesome! I can't believe that everyone is fucking gay!
No.131982997
>>131982271
I can see Shadow being a cat person
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No.131983192
>>131976570
Watch your mouth
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No.131983523
>>131979342
sonamy comic parenting for a day by shira-hedgie.jpg, 457x7911, 1 times posted
No.131983929
I think Sonamy can be a thing, you just have to entirely change how Sonic and Amy have been for the past 20-30 years. And I'm not even talking about the blip of that attempt for a pity date. We're talking Sonic Boom levels of renovation.
No.131984209
>>131983929
>entirely change how Sonic and Amy
>you just need to change the characters bro so that they are nothing like their original incarnation bro
lol
Just admit sonamy fucking sucks
No.131984618
>>131984209
she's a good cockslut
No.131984666
>>131979342
FUCK
No.131984712
>>131984209
Sonic Boom managed to make it work, and IDW as the only source of credit I'll ever give it, manages to tease it without going all the way by just toning down Amy's obsession and making Sonic somewhat shy and vaguely receptive.

Modern continuity though? Yeah, no. That bridge is burnt. Given Niafags fucking won with XC3 though, it's entirely likely that Sonamyfags could as well if that mandate ever slips
No.131984722
>>131979342
Ugh my mind (penis) im going insane
No.131984798
>>131980207
>Mobian males wearing pants
No.131984840
>>131980248
MIGHTY MY BOY
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No.131984886
No.131984968
>>131984886
why is sonic missing a tooth?
No.131984998
>>131984886
>Amy IMMEDIATELY becomes wet for him
Ogilvie is never getting rid of her now.

>>131984968
Classic trait for young kids, usually the more mischievous kind.
No.131985273
>>131984209
Why do we even need romance in this franchise in the first place?
The only thing I will accept is vanilla x vector
No.131985519
>>131985273
Romance is a common thing in shounen, which is what Sonic is mostly emulating. And fact is, no matter what people here think of it, Sonamy is LITERALLY only behind Sonadow in terms of popular ships.
No.131985720
>>131985519
>Sonamy is LITERALLY only behind Sonadow in terms of popular ships.
No shit, what other options does sonic have?
>inb4 blaze
I bet you if they made another female hedgehog the whole ground would shake.
No.131985866
Just asking it out there, is anyone here actually going to the IDW comic panel tomorrow ?
No.131985874
>>131985720
>Blaze
Is Sonic narcissistic enough to fuck an alternate universe version of himself?
No.131985947
>>131985720
Sonic quite literally doesn't have any other options beyond Shadow and Amy. All but the most delusional Sonaze shippers recognize that he'd never get with Blaze and that they consider themselves close friends, with Silver taking up 99% of the Blaze shipping nowadays.

His only other option is Sally in the Archie continuity, but compared to the first two she's third place despite winning in her continuity. At best.

>>131985874
Depends on the Sonic.
No.131986185
>>131985720
>I bet you if they made another female hedgehog the whole ground would shake.
Could you imagine the seething? I want to see it.
No.131987360
>>131986185
I can only imagine it being an elaborate plot by Eggman to cause discourse among everyone by introducing a Hedgehog girl that he built.
No.131987828
>>131982904
SA1 adaptation, baby!
>>131987104
#100 and beyond!
No.131988060
>>131987360
Breezie wouldn't work because AoStH Sonic was a horndog so of course he would want to tap that. Realistically it'd have to be someone that Sonic can just pal around with, kind of what Tangle seemed to be at first. That level of closeness and friendship with banter and borderline flirting. Even if there was no romance, Amy would think there was. Or you could go for maximum seething and make it Sally but definitely not her because this one is a hedgehog. Reignite the shipping war with a new coat of paint.
No.131988648
>>131988060
>not adding sally and a new female hedgehog for unparalleled seething levels
This is how WW3 will actually start anons
No.131989071
>>131988648
>iizuka: we need a female character to market to people
>ian: sally
>iizuka: someone with sex appeal
>ian: sally
>iizuka: someone that can be sonic's love interest
>ian: sally
>iizuka: someone that serves a role that isn't taken by someone else
>ian: sally
>iizuka: maybe something more traditional, like a princess that can take care of herself
>ian: sally
>iizuka: will you stop saying that?!
>ian: then do something with amy
>iizuka: who?
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No.131989631
>>131973557
>Tails being nuts seems to be a common thing
Definitely
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No.131989708
>>131989071
I gotchu famalam
kek
No.131989736
>>131989708
>iizuka: okay, let's not do this again, i don't know where we went wrong
>ian proceeds to rip his beard off
No.131990138
Only three more hours until SUFFERING the comic begins.
No.131990496
>>131990138
Two hours.
No.131991195
>>131970666
>>131984886
The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog Page 21
https://www.deviantart.com/frostbitewhiteknight
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No.131991640
Everyone loses.
No.131991886
>>131991640
Tails is so fucking tired of having to take care of these two idiots.
No.131992530
>>131990496
One hour.
No.131992682
>>131982271
Cute!
>Awesome! I can't believe that everyone is fucking gay!
What a twist!
>>131983929
That was a nice comic that proves once again Cream is the most powerful character
>>131985947
That's why the gay stuff works so well. Ignoring Boom, we've (arguably) had a little flirting with Blaze, although you could easily read more flirting with Shadow. As for Amy, they've had one scheduled date that was interrupted by the Black Knight game. The only reason we know that heterosexuality exists in the franchise is the NPCs in SA1 and Unleashed. We don't even know if Vanilla is hetero (she could've had IVF), and the only other 'parents' are Gerald and Black Doom.
>>131989708
We need a compromise between Elise's humanness, Amy's obsession, and Sally's looks. I nominate Sara from the OVA
No.131992916
>>131992682
The OVA continues to be based as fuck I will never not be mad it failed as a pilot
No.131993052
>>131992916
It's my absolute favorite take on the franchise. It nails the characterization and provides a cool world for them to explore. It's also set in a post-disaster future, where the people live in a futuristic utopia, but there's still the dangerous land of darkness to explore. There's so much potential for comfy slice of life episodes in the land of the sky, and dangerous adventures with real stakes in the land of darkness.
No.131993270
>>131980302
Knuckles' brain has stopped working.
No.131993364
>>131984968
It was mentioned in an earlier comic that Rough and Tumble knocked it out.
>>131993270
Mine would too if Mighty was kissing me!
No.131993666
Oh god. What have I done?
>>131993640