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Unofficial Sonic Storytime: Sonic Got Amy Pregnant

No.130402304
Previous Thread: >>130381502

Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/CP3XHLar
Password: zCXhuqLwAv

And we’re back to the romance! But this is some fucked up romance! Get ready for consequences and shitposts in comic form. My Deviantart recommendations are now filled with pregnancy shit! This is Sonic Got Amy Pregnant. Also, this comic has nothing to do with the actual comic, I just needed something for the OP image.

https://www.deviantart.com/sonicxamy09

Also, last thread had an update for Espio’s Suspicion. Check the OP of the last thread for posts replying to it.
No.130402314
>>130402304
yee boi
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No.130402344
>>130402304
Sonic screwed and now he's screwed!
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No.130402375
>>130402344
>silver and shadow trying to have a baby
Oh...
>>130402314
Yeah!
No.130402393
>>130402375
kek this is one huge shitpost
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No.130402406
>>130402375
That's a pretty good power, Shadow.
No.130402419
>>130402375
wut that's hawt
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No.130402441
>>130402304
>>130402344
>Sonic Got Amy Pregnant
not only does this menace not know about protecting people but also doesn't know about protection from stuff like this
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No.130402442
>>130402406
Sonic, you just don't understand true love.
>>130402393
The largest shitpost.
No.130402451
>>130402406
HE'S TOO STRONG!
No.130402466
>>130402375
Bruh silver hands for a moment looked like Boobs there
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No.130402478
>>130402442
Sega, stop being a bunch of cheap bastards!
>>130402419
But I have questions...
No.130402497
>>130402478
How the fuck is sonic poor
ah wait this is a shitpost comic
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No.130402507
>>130402478
Poor Knuckles, replaced by Shadow.
>>130402441
He's very reckless... in bed.
No.130402517
>Sonic Got Amy Pregnant
Amy is 12 years old... What is Sonic doing?
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No.130402538
>>130402507
This comic came out in 2009.
>>130402451
Watch out or he'll impregnate you!
>>130402466
That's kind of hot!
No.130402561
>>130402375
>Silver trying to conceive a child with his great-great-great-great-great grandfather.
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No.130402574
>>130402538
Between Tails and Knuckles, I don't know who has the more fucked up crush.
>>130402497
At least he has money.
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No.130402576
>>130402319
>Anon, you are the father!
>>130402304
>recommendations are now filled with pregnancy shit!
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No.130402608
>>130402574
https://youtu.be/ejDjfwt-gmc
>>130402517
>What is Sonic doing?
Apparently Amy.
>>130402561
Unconfirmed!
>>130402576
Come back here and take responsibility!
No.130402625
>>130402375
>Shadow fucking Silver
You know Rouge is recording that shit.
No.130402626
>>130402608
Nice to see that even here tails is still a fucking schizo
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No.130402639
>>130402608
Don't worry Cream, they're just kids so it's not rape. Although there might be some unintentional wrong touching.
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No.130402668
>>130402639
It's true but he shouldn't have said it!
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No.130402670
>>130402375
>mpreg
Why do you curse us so?
No.130402683
>>130402507
>>130402538
I hear Meh Burger pays better.
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No.130402689
>>130402668
Hearing Myspace takes me back...
>>130402625
Make some good money off of that.
>>130402626
Everyone's a schizo.
No.130402700
>>130402538
Amy the homophope
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No.130402729
>>130402689
Silver, stop.
>>130402670
Blame the sadistic bastard that recommended this one to me.
>>130402683
Probably puts out less disappointing products, too.
No.130402738
>>130402608
Future schizo yandere Tails, I wonder who he’s going to turn into McSoup first?
No.130402740
>>130402668
Yeah, but Shadow is a Bitch Ass Motherfucker.
No.130402741
>>130402729
Hey Conductor what type/genre of fan comics do you like personally?
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No.130402762
>>130402729
Great, now Amy's crying!
>>130402700
She's just hungry and probably close to murdering someone.
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No.130402782
>>130402762
>eating a pregnant woman's food
You're a brave man, Silver.
>>130402738
Imagine all the schizo Tails' facing off against each other.
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No.130402815
>>130402782
Amy, you can't just steal his money like that. Also that's assault.
>>130402740
He is and I heard he pissed on Eggman's wife.
>>130402741
In general? Something that feels like it's official. No real preference. Just has to hold my interest.
No.130402825
>>130402782
>mpreg
>now feminine hips Sonic
Allah protect us
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No.130402838
>>130402815
Thank Chip they're under the covers. I don't need another vacation.
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No.130402860
>>130402838
All night long!
>>130402825
He cannot protect you from this.
No.130402873
>>130402393
Shitposting leads to some of the best Sonic comics.

Remember Hanging Out?
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No.130402875
>>130402860
A rare cute moment.
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No.130402878
>this fancomic commissioned by Shinzo Abe
No.130402897
>>130402782
They would end up forming a schizo Titan Tails
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No.130402898
>>130402875
Followed by puke.
No.130402899
>>130402878
kek
No.130402908
>>130402406
Oh my god, Amy is so drugged up.
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No.130402919
>>130402898
Nothing says "I love you" like a bag of McDonald's food.
>>130402878
He would be damn proud of Sonic.
>>130402897
DESTINY OF DEATH
No.130402926
>>130402442
I'm not brave enough to call that number.
No.130402931
>>130402815
>teen pregnancy
heh what's next amy gonna star in the show teen moms
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No.130402944
>>130402919
Sonic, being drunk is what got you into this mess.
>>130402908
Which is what got her into this mess.
No.130402953
>>130402838
>>130402860
They did every position from the Chu-Nan Karma Sutra.
No.130402963
>>130402507
Frying and buying!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ODPg78awJQ
No.130402974
>>130402963
BASED
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No.130402979
>>130402944
I can't not love a good puke scene.
https://youtu.be/iKqGXeX9LhQ
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No.130403010
>>130402979
Oh no, is Silver dead?
>>130402926
Probably a sex line.
>>130402931
Good way to make money.
No.130403024
>>130402538
That guy at the register looks like a reference. Is there some fast food related hentai he could be from?
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No.130403025
>>130403010
Damn, Shadow!
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No.130403033
>>130402944
>Party at Sega HQ
Sonic made the mistake of trying to drink Gillus Thunderhead under the table.
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No.130403039
>>130402919
Now if only everyone else could learn from how *CLOSE* and *LOVING* Sonic and Amy are being. I'm sure they'd find the same *PARENTAL* joy they will experience. *HINT* *HINT*
No.130403045
>>130403025
bruh
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No.130403050
>>130403025
It fucking happened...
No.130403056
>>130402668
Wait, so this comic was just a sequel to Tails gets Trolled this whole time?
No.130403058
>>130402375
the fuck
No.130403068
>>130403025
Ultimate lifeform, baybeeeeee!
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No.130403074
>>130403050
Look at all those Sega characters currently enjoying success in recent games!
No.130403084
robotnik still misses his wife
No.130403091
>>130403074
>look at all those dead ips hahahaaha
fuck sega
No.130403092
>>130403050
THAT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE
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No.130403095
>>130403050
Hordu on, this was nottu part of pran
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No.130403096
>>130403074
Hey Rouge, what's going on girl?
No.130403103
>>130402497
This was before sonic mania and the movies. Sonic's stock was in an all-time low.
No.130403118
impregnate tails
No.130403120
>>130403074
... Sega really only has Sonic and Yakuza now, huh? All these beloved IPs are currently rotting in the bottom of a garbage can.

Make Space Channel 5 part 3, you fucking cowards!
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No.130403124
>>130403096
Her Sonic-is-drunk senses are tingling!
No.130403125
>>130403095
is this guy actually obsessed with young people having sex?
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No.130403140
>>130403124
Uh oh...
No.130403153
>>130403125
Yes, he wanted to kickstart Japan's economy and bring its birth/marriage rates back up to functioning levels.
No.130403154
>>130403025
>>130403050
The way Silver talks and acts is really fucking creepy. He talks like one of the cult chicks in Euphoria.
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No.130403156
>>130403140
IT'S HAPPENING!

But sorry Amy, we're going to take a 10 minute break before continuing.
No.130403164
>>130403125
is for their great of their nation anon!!!
No.130403173
>>130403156
silvers fucking face goddamn
No.130403186
>>130403153
Which of course isn’t going to happen as long as their fucked up work culture endures
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No.130403192
>>130403156
No.130403206
>>130403192
>Soilver
No.130403207
>>130403125
hey you gotta do something when your people fuck like pandas
No.130403208
>>130403192
thats not soiface, its a reference to an ancient meme
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No.130403209
>>130403140
>Hey, are you singing that one Fallout Boy song?
...
No.130403215
>>130403208
Which meme?
No.130403250
>>130403215
Cant remember its fucking old man
No.130403257
>>130403096
>Shadow is an mpreg obsessed gay
>Knux is MEsexual
This Rouge has it rough
No.130403260
>>130403074
>>130403096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SduTpbcbgFA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOMy4AZTPLc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZE6PyMcbxwc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8t6tbXX8VY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXhhdNL05sY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeYuyHZrxUo

So which do they sing on Karaoke night?
No.130403261
>>130403156
>womanly Curves
Hnngggg
No.130403262
https://www.deviantart.com/0enterthedarkside0/art/Heart-of-the-Hedgehog-Chapter-One-Cover-806052815

I assume you already have this one, but just in case.
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No.130403277
heres a fun image to cheer this thread up
No.130403317
>>130402344
Cute Silver. And at last, Sonic faces consequences!
No.130403338
>>130402375
What the actual shit
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No.130403358
>>130403156
Now let's see how Sonic's doing... not well, it seems.
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No.130403372
>>130403358
Baby time!
No.130403374
>>130402442
When even Sonic is disgusted by how much of a whore you are, you KNOW it's bad.
No.130403379
>>130403358
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zvavclgsp9k
No.130403380
>>130403317
>>130403338
It's always fun to see someone read these in real time.
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No.130403394
>>130403372
Captain Falcon's going to need some royalty money for that.
No.130403403
>>130402574
Tails don't lust after your brother.
No.130403406
>>130403394
Rare Chadnic
No.130403407
Okay so funny story today.
I sometimes work with kids and today I had to deal with a problem. There were two kids fighting over a Sonic comic. No one knew who the comic really belonged to and things were getting out of hand.

It was then I had an idea. I suggested cutting the book in half and giving one half to each kid. Without missing beat, one of them immanently jumped up and agreed to it. I honestly didn't think that would work and almost fell to the floor laughing.
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No.130403409
>>130403394
>amy: why you little!
No.130403414
>>130403407
Awww cute
No.130403417
>>130403407
t. Solomon
No.130403421
>>130402608
We cannot fucking escape schizo Tails, god damn it.
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No.130403422
>>130403358
This comic is a shitpost.
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No.130403426
>>130403409
>that third panel
I recognize that Shadow face!
No.130403433
>>130403422
Yes the author even said so kek
No.130403438
>>130403394
Knuckles with the The Bright Slap.
No.130403442
>>130403409
Sorry, but it’s now illegal to abort your buttbaby
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No.130403450
>>130403426
What's the matter? Too much for "The Ultimate Life Form" to handle?
No.130403455
>>130402782
They would either fuse or Blue Prisoner Tails would eat the rest and ascend to evil deityhood.
No.130403457
>>130403450
this grosses me out on an emotional and physical level
No.130403458
>>130403426
Its Cybershell's twitter!
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No.130403467
>>130403450
ENTER EGGMAN!
No.130403475
>>130403455
>They would either fuse
>schizo DESTINY
It's enough to shudder
No.130403481
>>130403450
.....ZOOOOOOOOOONE! COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS!!!
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No.130403495
>>130403467
Amy's murderous intent is rising!
No.130403512
>>130403074
This last panel saddens Boco.
No.130403513
>>130403475
>The Tailses fuse
>their minds don't fuse
>infinite paranoid schizo thoughts
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No.130403526
>>130403495
Amy's pain is now Sonic's pain.
No.130403533
>>130403481
Literally not our fucking job to abort butt babys, dumbass.
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No.130403542
>>130403526
>there's more than one
Hoo boy!
No.130403552
>>130403050
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>130403095
This is all your fucking fault Abe!
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No.130403557
>>130403533
>our
No.130403562
>>130403542
paging Dr Pibble
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No.130403563
>>130403542
Amy stop!
No.130403573
>>130403096
Rouge, the only sane woman in a world of schizos.
No.130403575
>>130403526
>random Weegee in the background
... Okay.
No.130403581
>>130403563
i mean hedgehogs could have up to 10 babies
No.130403584
>>130403563
Is this our first Bokkun in this ride?
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No.130403595
>>130403563
Baby cannon!
No.130403610
>>130403358
This entire comic is a violent fever dream.
No.130403612
>>130403563
I was going to make a Sonic Underground joke, buuuuuuuut we are way past TRIPLETS BORN.
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No.130403631
>>130403595
Happy family moment! It won't last.
No.130403637
>>130403426
>>130403450
For some reason, this is reminding me of that Palcomix story with a genderbent Tails fucking Shadow after learning Somic got her pregnant
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No.130403640
>>130403557
You fucking heard me. You want to fix your zone's fuck up? Then grab a coat hanger, get your hands dirty and do it yourself. This isn't our jurisdiction.
No.130403644
>>130403612
SEXTUPLETS BORN
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No.130403648
>>130403595
This is fucking stupid.
No.130403656
>>130403640
I dont know the context for this image or what a zone cop is, please explain.
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No.130403661
>>130403631
Poor Sonic and his Sonics.
No.130403678
>>130403475
Someone get me thast Lusamine "shudder" reaction image from the Pokemon Special storytime. It's the only thing that can truly encapsulate how disturbing a schizo DESTINY would be.
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No.130403683
>>130403661
Thank you for that obscure reference, Tails.
No.130403684
>>130403661
I'd go out to "grab some cigs" right then and there
No.130403705
>>130403584
No, he's shown up before. Back in at least that one Sonic Underground comic.
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No.130403709
>>130403683
After Silver got pregged, I guess Tails' dream is more likely than Knuckles'.
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No.130403715
>>130403595
I keep struggling to come up with something to say.
No.130403736
>>130403648
No, "fucking stupid" took place here >>130402860
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No.130403738
>>130403709
Looks like the viper gets to keep its venom.
No.130403744
>>130403661
>And that's why your father left kids!
No.130403748
>>130403709
Poor Six. Could have named him Urkle at the very least.
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No.130403763
>>130403738
Bros supporting bros.
No.130403779
>>130403738
Sonicbros keep on winning!
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No.130403783
>>130403763
The wonders of parenthood.
No.130403796
>>130403763
Then Truck-kun crashed through the wall and isekai'd all of the kids into another universe. The End.

>>130403783
Child abuse!
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No.130403803
>>130403783
Ummmm... yeah...
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No.130403810
>>130403748
I think Six is a great name.
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No.130403834
>>130403803
Now who can that be?
No.130403855
>>130403644
THE PROPHECY LIED
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No.130403858
>>130403834
Do it, Sonic! That's a lot of money for no privacy!
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No.130403863
>>130403803
No.130403866
>>130403803
I heard it can be very painful for some women to breastfeed
Something about the baby not 'latching' on properly, and the pain is akin to shards of glass
No.130403876
>>130403858
Dude looks like a weird off brand Spazkid.
No.130403878
>>130403640
You're an asshole, Zonic. May a Genesis Wave kick your ass.
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No.130403883
>>130403858
Damn. I thought Silver was mistaken or something.
No.130403898
>>130403866
That sounds fucking horrifying, thank fuck I'm a man.
No.130403902
>>130403883
So will the baby come out of the butt or… you know…
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No.130403906
>>130403883
This can only get more awkward.
No.130403918
>>130403906
Silver doesn't look pregnant.
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No.130403921
>>130403906
Wowzers!
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No.130403945
>>130403921
Smooth move, Amy.
No.130403948
>>130403918
He’d only be pregnant at this point for like what a month at most? It seems about right
No.130403957
>>130403866
Ouch.
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No.130403961
>>130403883
>Silver is actually showing
Of all the fancomics we've read, it's this blatant troll fic that's getting to me. Possibly due to the thing we're all desperately trying to avoid talking about.
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No.130403969
>>130403945
I... uh... yeah... that's happening...
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No.130403988
>>130403969
An attempt was made.
No.130403997
>>130403969
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
No.130404003
>>130403961
Wait, does something fucked up happen in this shitpost comic? Does Tails eat the babies?
No.130404006
>>130403969
Well, we already saw him nude last night.....
No.130404010
>>130403969
What the fuck am I reading
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No.130404015
>>130403988
Save us, Chuck Norris!
No.130404023
>>130404015
>Chuck Norris
now you know this comic is old
No.130404031
>>130404015
ENTER
No.130404032
>>130404015
...how old is this comic?
No.130404036
>>130403969
Eggman just punched Chris in the face with his extendable dick. ... I hate this comic.
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No.130404038
>>130404015
Sonic the Hedgehog, make way for Chuck the Norris!
No.130404054
>>130404038
Shadow, that's domestic abuse
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No.130404058
>>130404038
>because i use chaos control
And with that, we'll take our final 10 minute break for the night!
>>130404032
Should be 2010 at this point.
No.130404061
>>130404038
>12
Oh, oh that makes >>130403921 so much worse.
No.130404067
>>130404038
Only one kid, Amy?
No.130404079
>>130404058
Silver's a bad bf.
No.130404081
>>130404058
>Should be 2010 at this point.
Yeah, that checks out
No.130404090
You know, it takes some serious shit for Sonic the Hedgehog fan comics to hit SOP levels, but I think this is it.
No.130404092
>>130402919
I know this story's a big shitpost, but they're actually pretty cute together.
No.130404099
>>130404079
t. Shadow “spousal abuse” the Hedgehog
No.130404119
>>130404099
Oh God I meant to write Shadow.
No.130404122
>>130404058
>erotic dream
I need a fucking drink.
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No.130404139
No.130404190
>>130404090
The closest we've gotten before this was the taco restaurant one where Eggman traps everyone inside with all the toilets disabled. Because of reasons.
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No.130404229
>>130404058
Parenthood stinks!
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No.130404249
>>130404229
Bullseye!
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No.130404269
>>130404249
>cologne directly on the crotch
That's gotta burn.
No.130404289
>>130404139
>Skyline-esque Sonic
A welcome palate-cleanser.
No.130404291
>>130404269
Femoid artist confirmed
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No.130404292
>>130404269
Milk from the breast!
No.130404302
>>130404249
Six looks fucking depressed.
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No.130404306
>>130404292
Hawt!
No.130404312
>>130404292
what DOES breast milk taste like?
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No.130404313
>>130404249
hahaha isn;'t it funny when a baby pees on someone's face, i bet it must feel refreshing
No.130404316
>>130404292
This comic has now forced me to speculate on what mobian hedgehog breast milk tastes like.
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No.130404323
>>130404306
Sonic got Amy's engines running before running off himself.
No.130404327
>>130404306
SEXTUPLETS BORN (again)
No.130404332
>>130404306
They're going to end up having 6 MORE kids at this rate.

>>130404312
Apparently pretty mild.
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No.130404347
>>130404323
It's Pedo the Bear!
No.130404349
>>130404323
>tfw it's Meow at the window
No.130404363
Tails suicide when
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No.130404365
>>130404347
Shadow's pretty fucking gay.
No.130404378
>>130404363
Not if he rapes Sonic.
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No.130404387
>>130404365
>about to kill himself
>now about to kill sonic
Shadow, please.
No.130404392
>>130404365
>Oh honey, no one's THAT gay.
No.130404402
>>130404365
>>130404387
Anon said schizo Shadow is no different from regular Shadow. That was a LIE
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No.130404409
>>130404387
SHADOW IS FUCKING BASED
No.130404426
>>130404409
wtf i love Shadow now?!
No.130404427
>>130404409
F
No.130404432
>>130404409
YES SHADOW
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No.130404437
>>130404409
Oh Shadow, Sega will always treat Sonic like shit.
No.130404436
>>130404409
FUCKING THANK YOU SHADOW COMIC HAS BEEN INSTANTLY REDEEMED
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No.130404438
>>130404365
>Shadow thinks Sarah Palin is hot
... Conductor. How much more of this comic is there?
No.130404440
>>130404409
we need more sonic unleashed that the real answer
No.130404442
>>130404409
>no Sonic 4
>but Sonic 06 2
There is no good timeline, is there?
No.130404456
>>130404440
Dangerously based
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No.130404458
>>130404437
I'd like to report a murder.
No.130404463
>>130403969
LMAO
No.130404473
>>130404458
Is it a...blue murder?
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No.130404477
>>130404458
I don't think Amy is kidding.
>>130404438
About 30 more pages.
No.130404487
>>130404458
Jesus Amy, dude knocked you up with 6 kids. He’s gotta be doing something right.
No.130404495
>>130404438
I mean, politics aside I would 2012 Palin.
Wouldn’t stay after king you.
No.130404497
>>130404477
Amy you threatened to neuter him barely a few weeks ago, no you want more kids?
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No.130404502
>>130404477
Amy, no!
No.130404509
>>130404409
Based
No.130404513
>>130404347
Pedob-
What?
WHAT?
No.130404520
>>130404502
>Oh Gaia, Mommy's off her meds again
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No.130404529
>>130404502
Even more funny faces!
No.130404541
>>130404477
>About 30 more pages.
There's some fucking sunk cost fallacy right there. Let's just finish this damn thing.
No.130404542
>>130404529
Help, I'm dying. My sides flew off somewhere.
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No.130404543
>>130404529
See Sonic, this is how you go super saiyan.
No.130404558
>>130404477
>About 30 more pages.
this is funny but i am getting bored of this now
No.130404563
The fact that all 6 kids are uniquely designed is kind of impressive, especially for a shitpost comic.
No.130404565
>>130404541
Cope, this has been a great shitpost comic
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No.130404566
>>130404543
Oh no, not the kids. Not all six of them.
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No.130404597
>>130404566
No Amy no!
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No.130404613
>>130404597
Silver has a lot of experience with having stuff in his mouth.
No.130404614
>>130404597
It's time for your dick flattening now, Honey!
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No.130404620
>>130402538
2009 nostradamus
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No.130404635
>>130404613
Come on Silver, you can come up with a better look for your future baby.
No.130404645
>>130404597
Welp, Sonic's dead. Let's move on to Silver's domestic life.

>>130404613
Dash is pissed and Six just wants this to be over with. And the girls are varying levels of confused.
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No.130404657
>>130404635
Nerds!
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No.130404677
>>130404657
Baby's first spin dash!
No.130404685
>>130404657
>Black tip tail
ITS THE MANCALA EFFECT
DIFFERENT TIMEZONE
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No.130404691
>>130404657
>Tails uses an unevolved Magikarp
Pathetic.
No.130404694
>>130404685
>MANCALA EFFECT
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No.130404696
>>130404677
Don't worry, they're almost invulnerable when spin dashing. Just keep them away from spikes.
No.130404705
>>130404677
This comic is a goldmine for glorious reaction image material.
No.130404708
>>130402762
Sonic's peeing on the ground
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No.130404712
>>130404696
Knuckles... you look different... did you change your look for a new franchise or something?
No.130404721
>>130404677
Fucking silver, kek
No.130404722
>>130404712
Knux has been juicing
No.130404732
>>130403215
>>130403250
It's Egoraptor's Awesome Center.
Jesus Christ I feel old just recognizing it.
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No.130404734
>>130404712
I remember the first takes for Boom Knuckles. Barely anybody liked his look but thanks to the show he won people over.
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No.130404756
>>130404734
Annnnnnnnd Sonic's dead.
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No.130404776
>>130404732
bingo
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No.130404779
>>130404756
She's really mad. Better bring out the big guns.
No.130404784
>>130404756
That's a pretty small amount of blood, I reckon he'll be fine.
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No.130404802
>>130404779
Not just any ring. THE ring!
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No.130404809
>>130404734
No.130404819
>>130404802
Shadow's smug got immediately destroyed once the faker one-upped him AGAIN
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No.130404823
>>130404802
We jump ahead to the special occasion. But we can't just do this in black and white anymore.
No.130404830
>>130402979
Domestic abuse
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No.130404846
>>130404823
We in color now!
No.130404849
>>130404823
>Inb4 she's preganenant again
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No.130404867
>>130404846
Not as shitposty as I was expecting. That was actually somewhat wholesome.
No.130404873
>>130404846
Tails has let himself go
No.130404880
>>130404823
So espio is an ordained minister
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No.130404886
>>130404867
Knuckles still the best at giving Sonic shit.
No.130404894
>>130404846
The bottom panel is actually adorable what the fuck.
No.130404909
>>130404880
He's black, so that checks out.
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No.130404916
>>130404886
Babies got baby!
No.130404930
>>130404867
Oddly wholesome.

>>130404886
MORE CHILDREN SONIC, NOOOOOOOOOOOW
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No.130404934
>>130404916
Looks like Sonic's got a lot of daddy's little girls.
No.130404942
>>130404916
Ah, siblings.
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No.130404951
>>130404934
>only kid attached to amy is six and it's only for her tits
My man!
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No.130404963
>>130404951
Damn, Silver!
No.130404977
>>130404934
A hedgehog funeral with less than one death is considered a dull affair.
No.130404978
>>130404951
Six doesn't want his dad to hog all that bounty.
No.130404979
>>130404951
Thirst bastards
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No.130404981
>>130404963
Sonic, please be accepting of your hypothetical gay sons.
No.130404991
>>130404981
Sonic is a based dad and literally me
No.130404993
>>130404981
Based Sonic
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No.130404999
>>130404981
ENTER CLASSIC SONIC
Also, we've been in 2014 for a while.
No.130405004
>>130404981
No. They'll get each other butt-pregnant.
No.130405006
>>130404981
>Dash intentionally grows up like that just to spite his dad
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No.130405014
>>130404999
Just listen to what Classic has to say.
No.130405015
>>130404999
Kek, that daughter having a crisis seeing classic sonic
No.130405027
>>130404981
>Sonic smoking
WHERE THE FUCK IS AOSTH SONIC
No.130405033
>>130405014
Well, we know why Tails is a little fruitcake now
No.130405034
>>130405014
>that's no good
Nice
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No.130405035
>>130405014
Classic's a bro.
No.130405047
>>130405014
>fucks hookers
>still hates smoking
Sending mixed messages Classic.
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No.130405054
>>130405035
Dash is going to be the big troublemaker of these kids.
No.130405053
>>130405035
>yaranaika
A goddamn oldfag had to have made this fancomic
No.130405060
>>130405047
As long as the hookers are clean there ain’t no one getting hurt.
No.130405064
>>130405035
>>130405014
Classic chadnic
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No.130405077
>>130405054
And the greatest shitpost of all is that there's supposed to be ONE MORE PAGE after this but was never posted. Thankfully, I have something else from the artist that can act as a last page.
No.130405086
>>130405014
>>130405035
Six is just super comfy right now.
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No.130405097
>>130405077
Happy ending! And that's it for this! Tomorrow at 9pm EST we'll do something else!
No.130405103
The artwork for this whole thing was really well done. The humor is dated but nostalgic so it gets an official 8/10 on the Sonic fancomic rating.
No.130405108
>>130405077
>Tails: "That should have been MEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
No.130405114
>>130405097
Strangely wholesome for a shitpost
No.130405137
>>130405097
>it's over
Oh thank fuck.
No.130405138
>>130405097
Great comic even though I hate sonamy
No.130405141
>>130405097
I hope the next comic is edge incarnate for the whiplash effect
No.130405143
>>130405097
Not pictured: Tails on a noose
Knux gets even bigger
Shadow preggo with Silver's baby
No.130405144
>>130405097
This is the first time we actually see a shitpost comic that does not revolves around fetish
No.130405158
>>130405097
This entire thing was a shitpost but was bizarrely wholesome. Even if it caused repeat SAN damage.
No.130405163
>>130405138
>Great comic even though I hate sonamy
this
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No.130405165
>>130405097
And that's the list!
No.130405167
>>130405144
Are you sure? This has a LOT of pregnancy.
No.130405178
>>130405165
Conductor what are your thoughts on the new voice of sonic in sonic prime ?
No.130405182
>>130405165
Time to find more comics. And not just any comics, but the long weird ones.
No.130405185
>>130405165
i thought we did murder of me? or maybe i have alzheimer's
No.130405201
>>130405185
it still going the comic we are just waiting for Gigi to finish the animation so we can actually see all together
No.130405223
>>130405165
I can't tell what we have and haven't done.
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No.130405239
>>130405137
seethe harder
No.130405281
>>130405178
It's fine. I'm more concerned about the visuals and not really seeing anything from the show's dimension hopping premise aside from the stills we got months ago.
>>130405182
I have been finding some weird ones lately.
>>130405185
We did.
>>130405223
First column is what we haven't done and the others are ones we have done.
No.130405295
>>130405281
WE NEED MORE COMICS FOR THE RIDE
THE RIDE CANT END
No.130405308
>>130405295
The Ride won't end. It just switches from fancomics to IDW in a month! Ha!
No.130405324
>>130405308
>IDW
DISGUSTING
No.130405331
I do wonder which company will take sonic comic ip after IDW gets cancelled
No.130405333
>>130405308
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No.130405338
>>130405331
Probably Boom or Image.
No.130405339
>>130405308
NOOOO
No.130405345
>>130405331
Maybe Boom or Udon but if Archie took them back, that would be a trip and a half.
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No.130405367
>>130405308
Anything but that
No.130405405
>>130405345
> but if Archie took them back, that would be a trip and a half.
they are too distracted with making their drama comic starting a 16 years old boy who have sex with pretty much every girl in town
No.130405418
>>130405308
>It just switches from fancomics to IDW in a month
This has some real “You’re going to Brazil” energy
No.130405561
>>130405308
>The Ride won't end. It just switches from fancomics to IDW in a month! Ha!
At least one good thing that will come out of the IDW Storytime and that is people will finally realise how shit the entire comic is
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No.130405617
>>130405308
Damn. A huge shitshow that will be. Threads around that comic are never fun. No new memes and jokes, just endless arguing.
No.130405843
>>130404977
I think any funeral with less than one death is a dull affair. Funerals usually need a corpse.
No.130405970
>>130405843
t. Mammoth Mogul
No.130406392
>>130405561
Hey, it’s not entirely horseshit. Amy got a major personality upgrade and Silver is actually a character and not a plot device.
Oh and they made 2 Metal Gear furry oc’s.
No.130406433
>>130406392
>Silver is actually a character
"Oh hey, plants are cool after all, thanks Blaze !!"
No.130406740
>>130405097
>From complete shitpost scribbles to wholesome as fuck in color
Looks like the author grew up over time. Sleep tight Conductor-kun
No.130406770
>>130406740
He better fucking do if he has the audacity to keep drawing from 2008 to 2014.
No.130406795
>>130406770
Holy shit this took six years? Fucking hell.
No.130406799
>>130402304
…I’m now reminded that “Tales gets Trolled” exists again. Be right back, reading the greatest piece if art in our generation.
No.130406819
>>130406392
Silver is barely in the comic in any appreciable sense and is literally only present for the tail-end 15 issue Metal Virus arc so he can help deus ex machina away the virus. Then he fucks off and has yet to return. Same for Blaze (who at least has a justification, since she has a universe and kingdom to run).
No.130407307
>>130406770
Artist is a laaaaady! Oh lala!
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No.130407430
>>130403866
That's true. If the baby latches incorrectly, the mother's nipples can end up cracked and bleeding. And it's not the only pain involved. If you spend too many hours without feeding the baby, you'll end up engorged. That means rock-hard and painful breasts filled with milk. There's a risk of mastitis. And once the baby's teeth come in, he may bite.
Despite all that, IMO the worst part is that a small baby won't understand circadian rhythms yet. They'll sleep in short bursts, and they'll need to be fed about every three hours. Good luck getting any sleep yourself. This page was very true to reality >>130403783
No.130407904
>>130402375
Just when you thought sonic fandom hit rock bottom....
No.130408111
>>130407430
Man, dealing with babies sounds hellish.
No.130409107
>>130408111
It's one of those things that is worth it despite the shit you have to go through.
No.130409274
pls post your best image of Dr. Ivo Robotnik
No.130409333
>>130405405
I legit thought you were talking about Sonic at first. In hindsight, the book was extremely on brand for Archie Comics.
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No.130409885
>>130409274
No.130410019
>>130407904
Don't be such a bigot anon they're a happy couple :)
No.130410035
>>130409885
>I wanna be Spaghetti
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No.130410838
No.130410873
>>130410838
What a cutie
No.130411070
>>130407430
How long do babies breast feed for? I heard it may be anything from a year to two
No.130411087
>>130407430
>That means rock-hard and painful breasts filled with milk.
Nice
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No.130411402
>>130409274
No.130411414
>>130411402
I wish Omlette was canon. Such powerful little shit niece energy.
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No.130411468
>>130402442
TFW you'll never impregnate Silver.
>>130403637
I liked the one where Tails had two cocks, and the one where he made then fucked his own clone. The Shadow and Silver one was really good too.
>>130403969
Fucking hell.
>>130404409
This is why he's the ultimate lifeform.
>>130404963
Silver you sassy bitch!
>>130405097
What a wonderful comic, especially for a shitpost!
>>130405308
I guess I'll be switching from twinkposting to himboposting then, assuming there's no OC twinks in IDW.
No.130411596
>>130409885
Cursed
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No.130411683
Just going to leave this here.
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No.130411732
>>130411683
I see your Mobius posting and raise you an imminent Penders meltdown:
>Brian Drummond will voice Locke the Echidna, the father of Knuckles the Hedgehog.
https://netflixlife.com/2022/05/03/sonic-prime-release-updates-synopsis-cast-and-more/
No.130411744
>>130411732
Absolutely seething
No.130411771
>>130407430
>If you spend too many hours without feeding the baby, you'll end up engorged. That means rock-hard and painful breasts filled with milk.
hypothetically speaking, couldn't i just suckle on those titties and regurgitate the milk into the my kid's mouth like a baby bird?
No.130411852
>>130411771
No, because your mouth is a fucking hotbed of bacteria. That would just make the baby hopelessly sick.
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No.130411873
>>130411744
I'm so excited for his meltdown! FYI Brian Drummond voiced Knuckles in Sonic Underground so he'd be a natural choice. I hope they get Maurice LaMarche (Sleet's voice) and Phil Hayes (Bartleby's voice) too.
No.130412011
>>130411732
>Microwaving motherfuckers to the Next Dimension
Aw, here it goes!
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No.130412069
>>130412011
Checking his Twitter, he still doesn't know yet. The threads will be glorious!
No.130412551
>>130412069
Sooner or later someone is going to link it to him.
No.130413287
>>130402406
>>130402442
>Silver x Shadow
Poor man's Bardonic
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No.130413569
>>130413287
Every other gay relationship's a poor man's Bardonic when you think about it. It's still cute though. I was actually thinking Bardonic too, but at this point I can't even hear the word bitch without thinking of Tamers.
No.130413701
Has Shadow's Sleepover or World Domination Baby been done yet?
No.130413955
>>130411732
>Knuckles the Hedgehog.
The only source on Locke being in the show is this, and an imdb entry that's been deleted.
Shitty Indian aggregation "news" site just pulled that info from a wiki troll.
No.130414064
>>130411683
For real ?
No.130414260
>>130413955
Yeah, it's probably not Locke, but couldn't resist quoting something that lists Knuckles as a hedgehog. Drummond will actually be in the show though and previously voiced Knuckles in SU. Maybe they'll have him voice Athair.
No.130414631
>>130409333
>I legit thought you were talking about Sonic at first. In hindsight, the book was extremely on brand for Archie Comics.
from the rumors i heard archie never wanted to continue the sonic archie because they hated paying the lincese fee so they decided to remove that comic and instead just stick with the stupid ass 60st comic they made
No.130415125
>>130413701
Not going to do do Shadow's Sleepover and WDB from what I remember is missing a lot of pages on Deviantart.
No.130415151
>>130415125
Is Shadow's Sleepover too crap even by your standards or no full on comedies?
No.130415237
>>130415151
There's been plenty of full on comedies on The Ride. Like shit the comic in this current thread is a dopey shitpost comedy that ends wholesomely.
No.130415369
>>130415237
I just find it weird that isn't on the list
No.130415452
>>130415151
The first chapter is ROUGH. I've skimmed it a couple times and it does get better in every way in the second chapter but I'm still on the fence about it. Maybe. Maybe not. I am aware of it and have gone over it a few times.
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No.130416371
So ... what are the oddest crack ships in the Sonic fandom ?
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No.130417055
>>130416371
Sonamy
No.130417210
>>130416371
Sonic/Mighty, or Sonic/Jet. And basically anyone with Big.

>>130417055
t. Eggman.
No.130417229
>>130414064
Yes. It's from the Sonic Movie 2 novelization.
No.130417326
>>130416371
Blaze/Tangle. Where did that one come from anyway ?
No.130417371
>>130417055
based
No.130417530
>>130405308
O-or w-w-we could just redo Archie or StC h-hahah...f-fuck
No.130417553
>>130417530
We could try some other video game comic. Does Mario have anything ?
No.130417662
>>130417530
Redoing StC would be nice. Or hell, even just TMOM. Anything to not do IDW.

>>130417553
Speaking from experience; nothing of value. Same for 99% of Zelda.
No.130418158
>>130417530
I vote to redo StC, unironically fuck archie mainly because of the penders autism.
No.130418257
>>130417662
>Same for 99% of Zelda
Come on, it has great mangas.
No.130418334
>>130417553
Not interested in anything that isn't sonic
No.130418363
>>130418334
Fine, how about the Sonic manga then ?
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>>130418363
yes please
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No.130418934
>>130418257
Yes, but trying to storytime those on here would get you instabanned.

Anyway, I agree with >>130418334. Even ignoring that there are few franchises with as many or as creative fancomics or AUs as Sonic, I probably wouldn't care unless they were fucking exception like that one Mystery Dungeon webcomic that was posted here a few months back.
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No.130418937
You wanted edge. You're getting edge.
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>>130418937
What cursed shit have you found now, Conductor.
No.130419045
>>130419001
I can't take credit for a couple of these.
No.130419066
I wish i could draw my own comic feelsbadman
No.130419342
>>130418937
I want a fun adventure!
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No.130419378
>>130417662
>>130417530
I think select storylines every now and again would be fun.
No.130419628
>>130405097
>Sonic turned into Uncle Chuck as he aged
>Sonic Underground Sonic was actually real Sonic's son all along
the lore runs deep
No.130419805
>>130403467

Ffffff fuck those two middle panels of eggman are amazing.

This whole thread reads like a 2008 furry slice of life fan fiction, if it wasn't for some of the meme gags I'd totally buy it was written more than ten years ago.
No.130420116
>>130419805
Wait I just read to the end. This really was from 2010?
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No.130420573
>>130418937
>it’s a Tails turns [INSERT CHARACTER] into a pretzel
I hate reruns
No.130421344
>>130420573
Kek
No.130421473
>>130420573
is that panel from a tgt parody?
is there more?
No.130421723
>>130417553
I'm down for Bay Transformers.

Does Gears of War have anything?
No.130421798
>>130403656
Archie stuff. They don't like it when you invade different "zones", aka dimensions.
https://sonic.fandom.com/wiki/Zone_Cops
Basically think of if when the Justice League goes to another dimension to beat up their interdimensional counterparts, instead Batman teamed up with someone called Zatman to do it.
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>>130421798
crisis on infinite earths is kino
No.130422370
>>130403656
They're multiversal cops, Sonic's equivalent to a police force but for all existence. They heavily dislike people jumping between different Zones (universes) and it's SUPPOSED to be their job to stop it. Supposed to, because they fucking suck at doing it.
No.130422430
>>130403898
Don't worry your pain is in being a provider in a modern economy, not getting paternity leave to help but still being expected to be as productive as someone who can sleep at night, and then being blamed by politicians for having an income greater than the mother.
Only joking, mothers still need to be a provider too. And people wonder why birth rates are below replacement.
>>130411070
My mother used to tell me "When they can eat solids" you stop breastfeeding.
Of course that doesn't stop some people.
>>130411771
Jerk off before posting.
I believe there are devices to help mothers bottle their own milk but you shouldn't be mouthing any of their drinks for the reason anon said. An example of transmission is giving cold sores, aka a herpes strain.
Basically anything that's been in your mouth is now going into their mouth. So don't.
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No.130422527
>>130422430
according to WHO it may go up to 2 years holy shit.
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No.130422669
>>130422543
>"Not nearly big enough..."
No.130423449
>>130422527
Fucking painful.
No.130423595
There's actually some romance with this edge but still...
>>130423572
No.130425003
>>130422527
Oh and here I was worried about the mothers who try to never stop breastfeeding.
No.130426590
>>130404934
Aw look at all those Pink Hedgehog...hard to believe they're already 18
No.130426708
>>130405097
Fantastic.
Loved the art, the humor, even the shitty 2000s memes.
Thanks for everything conductor.