>>129849820
We start our story with cupid versions of our favorite blue blur and his adorable two tailed brother.

Thank you for coming back.
The Conductor of Pain was... scarring.

>>129849841
Oh and there's still a normal Sonic.

>>129849863
Cupid Sonic is a stone cold killer.
>>129849847
The Pain was inevitable.

>>129849885
BLUE STREAK
SLINGING ARROWS
SONIC THE CUPID
SONIC
HE CAN REALLY SHOOT
SONIC
HE'S GONNA GET YOUR GOOD

>>129849820
>I want to thank the Conductor of Pain for filling in for a couple of days
You're welcome.
Let's hope that I won't have reason to step in again until you're done.

>>129849904
Cupid Tails giving out pleasure and pain all in one!

>>129849820
>image
Based.

>>129849841
... The fuck.

>>129849924
>sonic: please, the sega mandate says i can't fall in love!
>>129849912
A threat that all will hope never becomes a reality.

>>129849950
Time's up!
>>129849937
Love is in the air, motherfucker! And considering the story, you might just score yourself a MILF!

>>129849969
Short and complete but that will not be the case for what comes next.

>>129849904
>What did I do to deserve this?
You've been gaslighting your girlfriend for decades, you stupid bastard.

>b-but, he's shy
Don't start with that cope shit.

>>129849950
>You wouldn't do this to yourself
Looks like he would. Every day.

>>129849985
Dreamcastzx is a great artist with an infamous hateboner for Tails. He should team up with Ian someday but for now, let's look at his SFW comics. There's no way in hell I'll do his other stuff. No site link because he deleted all his accounts.

>>129849969
>Time's up!
Goddamn it.

>>129849991
>You've been gaslighting your girlfriend for decades, you stupid bastard.
Yeah, but that's just how he ends up as a Sheep Person climbing towers in his dreams. This is too far.

>>129850021
https://youtu.be/QcWQuJBX-qY
This is a girl comic so here's a good theme to start this story off.

>>129850046
I'd give the girls shit for getting caught but Sonic and Tails got caught before this comic even began. Eggman is on a roll!

>>129850060
That's inconvenient.

>>129850078
You know how The Game works, Eggman isn't going to squish them.

>>129850096
Hey look it's Blaze's not-boyfriend, Silver!

>>129850078
For a moment, I thought it was a baby ray.

>>129850108
Jeez Blaze, you'd rather stay small?

>>129850130
>sitting on a bench
NO!
NOPE NOPE NOPE!!!!

>>129850130
Time to come clean.
>>129850113
It's pretty bad I've come across stuff like that.

>>129850151
Blaze, what are you doing?
>>129850150
Still traumatized? You need to see a therapist about it and explain in detail the origin of that fear.

>>129849820
Welcome back Conductor. Shame that we never got to see Genesis finished on here, but I'm glad you're back after...THAT. I couldn't bear any more of you-know-what.

>>129849847
Just remember that he's coming back soon Jules.

>>129850177
Jesus Christ. Blaze may be a cat but she's being a real bitch.

>>129849885
He's even more relentless in doing his job than Zonic.

>>129850177
>the origin of that fear.
We both know damn well what that origin is.
We all share it.

>>129850199
We have a colored page for no reason.
>>129850184
Thanks and it's good to be back.

>>129850232
Just apologize. Don't be a pussy.
>>129850208
Imagine Zupid Zonic.
>>129850227
But then you get to tell a person that likely is unaware of it.

>>129849950
>you wouldn't do this to yourself!
He would. With a smile too.

>>129850151
>I... I called his penis small and now this feels like a punishment in a cosmic sort of way

>>129850250
Amy, no!

>>129850199
>>129850232
Blaze going all Javert like this feels incorrect.

>>129850250
>But then you get to tell a person that likely is unaware of it.
So, the bench has become Smiledog.jpg.

>>129850036
>no Catherine/Sonic crossover
Pain

>>129850046
Not the time Amy!

>>129850272
Sally rescuing Amy in a princely manner had me thinking Amy would blush or something. I think Sally is perfectly capable in stealing everyone's girlfriends.

>>129850250
>cha-la head cha-la
GET IT, BECAUSE HE'S TRUNKS.

>>129850285
Make it yourselves.
You have time to get some pages done before this ride is over.

>>129850292
Finally got senpai to notice you!
>>129850279
It'd be worse if Tails was actually in this comic.
>>129850282
Spread awareness like a virus.

>>129850272
Is... is Silver watching DBZ Abridged?

This is really well drawn almost straight outta the comics.

>>129850108
Silver is a himbo. He's too dumb to make fun of his girl.

>>129850309
Damn Silver, now you're being a bitch.
>>129850297
It's no use but the memes need to be stopped!

>>129850177
The fuck Blaze?

>>129850334
Awww, she's really sowwy!
>>129850315
DBZA exactly!
>>129850325
Dreamcastzx is a great artist with... interesting quirks.

Okay guys, funny story.

So I work at a school library and se a lot of kids, but this one takes the cake. Today one kid was just wandering around and then set in a corner away form everyone else. Then without warning or anything to really cause it, he just yelled out "Sonic's feet are lethal weapons, so don't come near me!" and just went on and on about Sonic's feet and how deadly they are.

Everyone including the teacher ignored him. I struggled to keep my composure.

>>129850363
More comics need to have something like this. A final page to let us all know that there will be nothing more. But I got a few more things from good ol' DZX!

>>129850250
But she's a cat, Conductor. That's physically impossible for her.

>Silver's favorite show is Dragonball
The crossovers call to me yet again...

>>129850363
I was not expecting this to be a story mostly about Silver and Blaze.

>>129850378
A single Chaotix page.
>>129850372
I wonder if his parents names were Kevin and Evan.

>>129850306
I'm already making a crossover comic, I have no time for another one.

>>129850411
And a couple pages of Sonic vs Metal Sonic.
>>129850393
>The crossovers call to me yet again...
As they should. It's Silver's fate.
>>129850404
A nice swerve.

>>129850404
Well it is a girl's story and who's more girly than those two?

>>129850309
>stuffs the whole damn slice in his mouth
At least use a plate, Silver. Also:

>sexy kitty apron
Gee, I wonder who gave that to him.

>>129849820
Only thing that was proven in your banning was that your removal is equivalent of derailing a train full of toxic waste. Better to keep it contained than let it pollute the boards.

>>129850436
And that's it from this artist. Let's move on...

ok when they give Silver AIDS

>>129850372
Dear God, it's spreading.

>>129850451
I have a couple of comics about Sonic, Amy, and Shadow. They're short and incomplete.

https://www.deviantart.com/chicaaaaa

>>129850456
Anon, the AIDS and rape are over.
We need to just repress the trauma of Max's Acorns.

No tails cuck arc?

>>129850480
Amy almost looks like she has Tomb Raider tits. Almost.

>>129850480
>ignoring amy even after not seeing her for a year
That's our Sonic!

>>129850046
>Sally tummy

Tread lightly OP.

>>129850456
>>129850491
This isn't a Conductor of Pain storytime boys. The trauma is gone for now

>>129850480
Is it about them being a wholesome throuple?

>>129850503
Uh oh...

>>129850521
>Amy, I'm not doing a threesome with Shadow!
>I didn't say threesome, I said I'll watch

>>129850528
Now, I know where this comic is going. It'd be nice to see more but that's it for this. But I have something else from this artist.

>>129850549
This one is very... interesting.
>>129850491
You'll have to go to sad panda for that.

>>129850574
Why are you crying? You finally got Sonic's attention!
>>129850521
If we really lean into the Sonic and Shadow being into each other and Amy being totally fine with sharing and being shared then yeah that could happen. But Sega mandates no romance for Sonic so no.

>>129850549
>Now, I know where this comic is going.
To a fight in a lobby followed by Sonic perving on Shadow and Amy in a hotel room?

>>129850592
It was all a dream!

>>129850542
You joke, but there's no way Amy isn't a dirty fujo who draws the filthiest smut art of Sonic and Shadow fucking.

Oh, we're back

>>129850574
>>129850592
A fucking Venom cross?

>>129850609
>record scratch
>>129850595
Amy cucking Sonic will be another running theme for The Ride at this rate.

>>129850574
>>129850592
>symbiote Sonic
Wha-Oh shut the fuck up.

>>129850473
The link has been known for decades

>sonic hedgehog protien
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/21984201/

>>129850631
And you thought the werehog thing was something.
>>129850630
Everything changed after Secret World's War. Sonic came back with those black sneakers.

>>129850652
And what did Tails find?

>>129850631
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

>>129850652
>Sonic came back with those black sneakers.
Sega would never approve! Not unless they're a new soap shoes advert.

>>129850670
The last page of this comic!

Time to take our first 10 minute break and when we come back we'll do more comics.

>>129850670
Zooey/Cosmo being fucked

>>129849820
STC Issue 17 Page 12
https://www.deviantart.com/okida
Shadow probably not liking he found a masochist.

>>129849820
Sonic Rift Issue 2 Page 5
https://www.deviantart.com/sonicrift
Yeah, that looks like an Eggman logo.

Okay, now it's 10 minutes.

>>129850652
>actually got with Amy
>got taken over by an evil alien parasite shortly after
God DAMN IT

>>129850719
Shadow discovers someone even more twisted than himself!

>>129850738
I still can't fucking believe that Rift is alive.

>>129850740
We’ll, if all the Venom smut I’ve seen online means anything then she probably went out with a smile

>>129850691
Where would this story go?
There's no Brock equivalent as Shadow already has his speed.
>>129850719
>robot colour scheme
Would Eggman make Hallowe'en robots?

>>129850691
We have a Sonic Boom comic! Not much of it though.

https://www.deviantart.com/miiukka

>>129850897
What show is Eggman watching?

>>129850913
Sad Sonic.

>>129850927
Do a flip

>>129850927
There's a million places to mope and Sonic chooses Eggman's roof?

>>129850946
Come on Sonic, you're on his roof. Humor him.
>>129850938
>sonic: you may spank it... once

>>129850967
Boom Sonic and Eggman spend half their time not being enemies which makes this all the more believable.

>>129850967
They are going to have sex, aren't they?

>>129850984
It's not really Dave, is it?

>>129850998
And there it is.
>>129850987
Thankfully no but I did think that for a second. There's still that weird Sonegg comic. I don't know if I want to do that one.

>>129850913
The Housewives of Hedgehog Village. It's rather slow paced.

>>129851015
>sad and moping
>mortal enemy offers chili dogs
>zips right over
Sonic is such a slut.

>>129851015
>I don't know if I want to do that one.
What's the worst that could happen?

>>129851015
>I had a fight with Amy

>>129851015
>I didn't have a dog house so I came to the eggman house

>>129850938
DO IT SONIC

>>129850987
Why is THAT your first thought?

>>129851038
Here we are.
>>129851031
Saucy and scandalous!

>>129851015
>I had a fight with Amy
That's every episode Sonic.

>>129851062
Dude, this is Sonic.

>>129851073
Stop crying Cubot, you can take a tap from a rolled up paper.

>>129851073
AND HERE WE ARE

>>129851091
And sadly that's it. But you knew what you were getting when you came into this thread. Let's move on...

>>129851110
Orbot and Cubot are going to poison the chili.

>But you knew what you were getting when you came into this thread.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>129851110
Some comics at least get to their premise in some way before stopping but this one didn't. Still it at least shows a nice little scuffle between Sonic and Eggman. But I have a couple collages after this to show what would've eventually happened. This is Draconic.

https://gryphonart.tumblr.com/

>>129851150
Sonic doing what he does best. Talking shit. And dodging.

>>129851150
Station Square… home

>>129851170
>what did i just say about holding still?!
Sorry but this is Opposite Day! Or it's (not) Opposite Day!

>>129851110
>And sadly that's it.
Do we reeeeally need ~5 or so pages of Sonic and Eggman hanging out, watching the Housewives of Hedgehog Village
>so what's her deal?
>she has amnesia and he's not really her husband
>and her?
>she was roboticised but doesn't know it yet
painting warhammer models, playing dress up and then watching the sun come up?

>>129851205
What is Eggman really trying to do here?
>>129851171
It would be nice to just hang out and do missions all day.
>>129851209
Yes. I'm down for that. One of the reasons I liked the show.

>>129851209
Yes. Non-evil Eggman in fancomics is a rarity. Especially since they kill him off in most.

>>129851235
Must... save... fox... brother...

>>129851261
Tails is out for revenge!
>>129851239
The only thing worse than a story without Eggman is one without Omega despite Shadow and Rouge being in it.

>>129851261
Can't have a repeat of Eggman fucking shooting him, this time.

>>129851284
I can't believe Sonic is fucking... alive?

>>129851296
Eggman didn't seem to mind not leaving with it. I wonder why.
>>129851291
That seems to be the trigger for Sonic's rage. Probably best it didn't come to that.

>>129851321
Looks like we got a mystery on our hands, gang!

>>129851338
One that goes unresolved I'm sure?

>>129851338
That is, if this wasn't the last page. But I do have these collages to show what would've happened.

>>129851357
Now you know why it's called Draconic. Get it? Ha! At least these are amusing and cute.
>>129851349
You know it!

>>129851382
And that's it! You can check the artist's tumblr for more images. There's plenty more but we have other comics to do!

>>129851382
>Sonic becomes a fucking dragon
What

>>129851382
not only is he a menace but now he's a more vicious beast, someone stop him before he threatens the lives of many with his recklessness

>>129851397
The artist also has some art of Dragon!Sonic and Amy together, just an FYI.

>>129851397
Here's some random and incomplete comics. Real small stuff. I have three pages of a mash up with Star Wars.

https://www.deviantart.com/dredgeth

>>129851450
>Mighty
MY BOY

>he's a Sith
NO

>>129851450
I think we're running out of things for Sonic to crossover with.
>>129851399
You're here to ask questions but not have them answered.
>>129851420
The only problem is the chili dog shortage he'd cause.
>>129851440
Yeah, plenty of other cute stuff.

>>129851484
Interesting but that's the last page of that. Still more to do.
>>129851479
Everyone gets their turn to be evil.

>>129851501
So some of you may remember that Ian was commissioned to write how Knucklesjack took over Mobius. This artist drew a couple pages of it.

>>129851517
Poor Sonic, he ran out of rings. And now I have a few single image comics.

>>129851541
What is that, the hedgehog mating call?

>>129851563
More like it's Shadow's mating call.

>>129851563
A little chat before the race.

>>129851541
Sonicbros... Shadowchads...

>>129851596
Anon they both died.

>>129851585
Introducing the latest sitcom sensation, Too Many Shadows!

And now it's time for the last 10 minute break.

>>129851617
Where did all these fakers come from anyway?

>>129851399
>What
Scalies are an endangered species of artist.

>>129851617
Espio's Suspicion is a mystery! Can you guess what the secret is?

https://www.deviantart.com/emptiedmind20

>>129851783
Rouge acting pretty sus.

>>129851808
Cream is also acting pretty sus.

>>129851838
What the heck is going on here?

>>129851859
Wow Sonic, why don't you just spill the beans while you're at it.

>>129851883
A couple of these pages just... don't have a lot in them.

>>129851895
More sus behavior.

>>129851915
Last chance! What is everyone up to?

>>129851783
The art and expressions in this are wild.

>>129851939
It's Espio's birthday. A shame, I was hoping for something actually bad brewing.

>>129851783
They don't know what birthday presents he'd like?

>>129851954
It's time!
>>129851942
Would be great for some creepy edgy comics.

>>129851915
>Mighty
My boy helping set up Espio's REDACTED

>>129851980
Rainbowspio!
>>129851957
;)

>>129852005
Oh no, Charmy's dads are arguing!

>>129851838
>Beatle Basque
What is this and why is it his favorite dish? Why does Cream know what it is, even?

>>129852019
Espio went to get some cigarettes.

>>129852019
>then can you and I have a talk in the other room in private?
I read that as though Vector said it and expected a different thing to happen between the two dads.

>>129852040
Awkwaaaard...
>>129852032
It's... bugs.

>>129851915
Cheese just looks fed up with this

>>129852064
Vector has a great idea! But... this comic hasn't updated in a month. There's a good chance it'll continue but the artist has done other stuff in the meantime. Like...

>>129851954
Amy's efforts to keep her boyfriend from putting random shit in his mouth are all in vain.

>>129852085
A four page comic of the Metal Virus arc! Everyone's favorite story!
>>129852057
That'll be for later.
>>129852084
Ditched by Cream and not even let in on the secret.

>>129852064
>bugs grilled and covered in various sauces and may or may not be breaded
No wonder Amy reacted the way she did.

>>129852127
https://youtu.be/kkDMz2ml0gw
>>129852116
There are worse things... like something from Shadow.

>>129852005
How did they get Shadow and Omega to go along with this?

>>129852174
Awwww, Sonic is caressing Amy's cheek! Surely he's trying to reassure and comfort her!
>>129852149
Makes me wonder how often mobians eat stuff like bugs. Not mobian bugs though. That'd be pretty fucked up.

>>129849820
Welcome back Konductor-kun!
>>129849841
Cute!
>>129849885
Amy sends her regards Sonic
>>129850130
>That singing
>>129850309
>Sexy kitty
He truly is the ultimate twink.
>>129850327
He's too fluffy to be a himbo, he's clearly an airhead twink!
>>129850521
Best ship (after Knuckles and Rouge).

>>129852127
>Metal Virus
No, No! NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOO

>>129852207
Happy ending! And I got a couple other single page comics from this artist.
>>129852181
Rouge likely told them to come along and promised food (for Shadow) and violence (for Omega).

>>129852207
>>129852249
Well shit, that Mobius is fucked.

>>129852249
Would a Chaotix show or comic series work? It'd have to be better than the recent IDW issue.
>>129852216
Thank you!
>>129852231
It's your favorite story arc!

>>129852127
>Everyone's favorite story!
Never read it, what's wrong with it?

>>129852280
And Knuckles chilling because why bother doing anything?

>>129852280
Let Paramount do it after the Knuckles series. I don't trust Sega to do it justice otherwise.

>>129852306
We end the night with some various comics by SmileFPS. Here's some hedgehog shenanigans.

https://www.deviantart.com/smilesfps

>>129852361
Have fun reading all that. That's like a dozen comics in a couple images. Efficient!
>>129852297
It's a 15 issue zombie comic and it feels padded and overly melodramatic. It should've been half the length.

>>129852384
No Cream no!

>>129852397
The artist has quite a few OC's.

>>129852411
First up, this comic was done by another artist. Why post this now?

>>129852448
Because SmileFPS did a followup to it!

>>129852473
Shadow still acts like a grumpy old man.

>>129852497
Sonic's such a slut even Amy is telling him to cut it out. And that's it for the night! We did a good amount of cleaning! Maybe we'll do some bigger comics again.

>>129852524
The list is shortening but I think we got enough to last the next 7 weeks. I'll still take suggestions though. Same time tomorrow at 9pm EST.

>>129852397
Cream is going to become a degenerate.

>>129852411
>a dick joke
>when Mobians as a role don't wear clothes (or even just pants) and let everything fly in the breeze
Those jokes must seem even more offensive (or funnier depending on your point of view) due to how Mobian culture treats clothing.

>>129852384
>It's a 15 issue zombie comic and it feels padded and overly melodramatic.
Oh. Was this when Walking Dead/WWZ was the cultural zeitgeist?
I hate that genre.

>>129850574
>Sonic with a long prehensile tongue and tentacle powers.
Stay out of my lewd thoughts! I really do like the artstyle here.
>>129850946
Pouty Sonic best Sonic
>>129851110
Boo, I liked seeing them having some bro time.
>>129851382
Sonic the kaiju-hog
>>129851484
>I think we're running out of things for Sonic to crossover with.
I demand a Frasier crossover. Eggman'll definitely have scrambled eggs all over his face then!
>>129851563
Cute!
>>129852057
At least they know not to fight in front of their kid.
>>129852384
Silver's reaching levels of twink never thought possible.
>>129852473
He's still handsome even without his fluff.
>>129852497
>Cute hedgehog
Excellent taste.

>>129852448
>when your fluff just decides to fuck off one day

>>129852524
>Boom Sonic is the sex-crazy one in the relationship
Dear god

>>129852678
Got any wholesome comics of cream hanging with shadow?

>>129852776
Outside of that one Conductor storytimed a while back? Nope.

>>129852709
No, it was quite recent. It was part of the IDW Sonic run. It ended in 2020. For reference, IDW Sonic began in 2018.

>>129852705
*as a rule

>>129850184
>Just remember that he's coming back soon Jules.
Oh god no. I don't want to make more comments that the story then makes fucked up.
Plus I ran out of high quality-ish Jules pictures.

>>129855813
There is no escaping it. It is your DESTINY

/co/ is being pure Sonic cancer right now with those penders threads.

>>129856547
I'm not surprised, give that the movie basically just came out in America for a lot of people and no doubt more than a few were waiting for Penders' reaction to it. Just leave them, they'll burn out after a while.

>>129856547
It seems that the threads are being left alone. Only the spoiler threads got taken down and even then one lasted the entire day. There's also the thread with the FF in the OP image but that got ugly real quick so I stopped checking it.

Never forget.

>>129852524
Anyone else miss Boom cartoon? Can't believe it's already been 6 years.

>>129857889
>6 years
What the fuck

>>129856797
We should really have more of knuckles like this.
Almost toothless like a hobo, with little beady eyes.

>>129858804
Time flies when you're having fun. I miss Boom so much.
>>129859733
Echidnas are toothless in real life so I guess it tracks.

>>129851484
Sonic hasn't crossed over with Metal Slug yet!

>>129861598
I'm still waiting for my Frasier crossover. Judt imagine, Shadow and Infinite calling in to deal with their psychological issues, Ross trying to fuck Sonic, Eggman teaming up with Maris, Frasier and Niles trying to host a dinner party while Eggman's attacking. Fuck, now I really want that crossover.

did you do the drawloverlala Sonic and Tails age swap comic? Or Tazi-San's well drawn Sonic OC storyline?

>>129861759
Not the conductor, but we did do Brotherhood's Twist (the age swap comic). Tazi-San's deviantart appears to be deactivated, so you'd need to post a link to the comic.

>>129861881
>Tazi-San's deviantart appears to be deactivated, so you'd need to post a link to the comic.
She renamed it
https://www.deviantart.com/risenart/gallery/63287200/operation-sq

>>129862126
Yeah we did that too.

>>129861759
The pastebin has a list of what we've done. If you know the name you can Ctrl+F to find it.
Sorry if that doesn't help.

I don't know why but Sonic arguing with his girl just works. However, Amy seems to go into SLAP territory a bit too much. This might be an abusive relationship.

Every once in a while I find a section of deviantart that has comics that I think about adding but decide not to. Maybe another time. Here's an interesting comic. What if Shadow was a quadrupedal werehog and a father? Also, damn, how many pages does this comic have? And the Sonadow rabbit hole keeps appearing. There's a lot of them.

MENACING

>>129865739
kek

>>129864613
link

>>129865739
i cant believe sonics fucking dead

>>129849820
You're back!

>>129864613
So who's the mum? kek

>>129856797
I miss sonic boom (tv show) shame the games fucking sucked

>>129864613
Post the SAUCE

>>129865739
What's Elise's Stand?

>>129865902
>>129867716
https://www.deviantart.com/angelofhapiness/gallery?q=wn
I hope you like Sonadow. There's a lot of it.
>>129866317
All he needs is a little kissu kissu!
>>129866510
Yup!
>>129866832
Considering the artist... probably Sonic
>>129867515
Yeah. It could've just kept going without the games being a success but Sega wasn't interested.

>>129867849
>I hope you like Sonadow.

:)

>>129868598
unironically the superior pairing

>>129867515
>shame the games fucking sucked
When was the last good Sonic game?

>>129869321
sonic unleashed

>>129869321
Sonic Mania
Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed

Amybros... it's time...
>>129870238