>>129810220

>>129810227
Okay, so I know all the best comments for a lot of the things in this comic by heart, but since there's some new people this time around I'm going to see if they see the normal things or if someone points out something new this time.

>>129810253
Also, while I was warned yesterday, I am extremely confident that there is nothing to worry about tonight. I've done this at least 4 times before and have never been banned. There was one time an image was deleted, but strangely I wasn't banned or even warned; buuuuuuuuuuuuut I still upped the censorship on that page to be safe and have been good ever since.

>>129810298

>>129810316
I should also say that the art is going to take a quantum leap in quality soon.

It's already better than last night, but it's going to improve fast.

>>129810348
Okay, I just want to say that after rereading this comic so many times that this page has taken on new context over time.

>>129810370

>>129810385
Before you open this, take a guess who is here.

>>129810412
In theory, there is a way to splice together the pages of the trilogy of comics into a somewhat cohesive story. Buuuuuut that would take a lot of work and some things would still need to be cut.

>>129810298
>I totally forgot about the guy I live with who is my literal number 2 and adoptive little brother
Sonic you need to change quill spray, your current brand seems to be affecting your long term memory.

>>129810444
You know, it feels like they have been getting bigger over time.

>>129810466
Okay enough spoilers, on to chapter 2.

>>129810461
We have a winner!!! No one has commented on that before in these storytimes.

>>129810511
And now, improved art.

>>129810534
I can tell by this page the artist was still getting used to doing digital text.

>>129810561

>>129810588

>>129810370
>>129810385
My son's wearing so much metal you'd think he was roboticized.

>>129810620
Anyway, the plan is to do chapters 1-4 tonight. MAYBE Chapter 5.1, but don't count on it.

I don't think I'll be able to post tomorrow and I think the conductor should be back Friday, so this is possibly going to be my last night. If the conductor gets banned again, then I'll just pick up where we leave off.

>>129810655
And if the conductor is never banned again, I'll just continue after he's done.

Or he could do it himself, but I don't think he would.

>>129810682
GAS!
>>129810624
Yeah, umm Jules, you're going to want to leave the room when we get to chapter 5.

>>129810717

>>129810736
I guess Eggman is just kind of gone?
Yeah, just like last time, the creator kind of just forgets about Eggman.

>>129810758

>>129810786

>>129810812
Tails is a good roommate.

>>129810834

>>129810220
Oh god it begins

>>129810534
>improved art.
It looks identical to the paper version... which honestly is surprising as digital normally throws off artists to begin with.
>>129810682
>I'll just continue after he's done.
At the same time as the IDW train or if the conductor finishes early?
I think he intends to try and go all the way.
>last panel
>Oh... uh...
Took the words right outta my mouth, Sonic.

>>129810860
Some of this was already censored for DA, but I think I added some more? It's been a while.

I don't think it'll be an issue since I've storytimed this so many times without incident.

>>129810461
Sonic has massive chaos-brian, please forgive him.

>>129810902
Tails...
>>129810884
IDW, unless there is a break where nothing is going on.

>>129810933
Just so we are clear, Tails is not gay in this comic. Sonic and Tails are NOT lovers.

>>129810253
The cigarette is backwards

>>129810968
Here we go boys (or girls? I don't know the demographics).

>>129810902
Damn, everyone's watching Sonic mustard his chilli dog.
Amy's gonna freak when she finds out she wasn't invited.

>>129810998
I told you. >>12978992
Did you remember?
>>129810970
Good catch. Not the first to point it out, but good catch.

>>129811030
Oops, meant to cross post to >>129789927\
Oh well.

>>129811053

>>129811072

>>129810588
Eggman doesn't look a day over 70!

>>129811096
And that ends a 100% normal chapter.

>>129811126
Chapter 4.
>>129811110
His facial hair keeps him looking young.

>>129811154
Before you bring it up. No explanation is ever given.

>>129811178

I cant stop laughing :goldface:

>>129811206

>>129811053
>I had a blackout out of nowhere
If his injuries didn't disappear thanks to the healing power of talking to Tails, I'd expect the doctor to ask "Are you sure it wasn't from those grievous injuries you've sustained?"

>>129811232
>>129811230
>:goldface:
Anon, it's been 5 days. It's over.

>>129810624
Your son looks like he came out of a porn shop, Jules. How could you let it get this bad?

>>129811254
>>129811240
I have a lot of questions about the credibility of this doctor.

>>129811254
I know but im gonna miss them
:Sadge:

>>129811281

>>129811305

>>129811329

>>129811178
>Before you bring it up.
What do you mea-
>last panel
Ah. Well I guess that also means there's going to be no explanation for Sonic's terminal condition too unless I missed something in the first storytime...

>>129811349

>>129811368
>tfw I will never have moments like this
>>129811354
>there's going to be no explanation for Sonic's terminal
Oh THAT is going to be explained. Don't you worry about that.

>>129811402
So I guess now Shadow was always a woman?
Like I said, soft reboot.

Also, I think her boobs are getting bigger.

>>129811423

>>129811178
All of them except Amy look stoned.

>>129811454

>>129811484
>>129811477
Well, it looks like Amy was stoned judging by that chair.

Is that joke going too far?

>>129811519
This is normally where I stop, but let's keep going into chapter 5.

What's the worst that could happen?

>>129811402
>tfw I will never
Don't worry, everyone's forgotten the apocalypse is still ongoing. So now you can!
>>129811423
>Also, I think her boobs are getting bigger.
Novelty jugs must have been one of the carnival prizes.

>>129811539
Considering the last few threads from the Conductor, I'm skipping the chapter 5 cover this time just to be safe.

>>129811556
The art improves again.

We've really been seeing the evolution of her skills.

>>129811580
>>129811542
>So now you can!
Great now I ca- Oh wait, I forgot about the crippling social anxiety. Darn it.

>>129811277
He's just so distant sometimes, I- we worry about him. Like any good parents.
But I'm guessing it's because I died that he's become messed up. He even caught ligma because I never taught him how to smoke a cigarette from the right end!
>>129811539
>but let's keep going into chapter 5.
Oh dear, I'm going to cover my eyes now. Tell me when it's over. Or don't.

>>129811601

>>129811622

>>129811206
>Silvaze
This artist's greatest crime yet.

>>129811643

>>129811664
>>129811648
>yet
Yet...

>>129811698

>>129811726

>>129811747

>>129811774

>>129811794

>>129811813

>>129811844
Alright, it's time for one hell of a story.

Are you ready?

>>129811864
TRIPLES BORN!
THE THRONE AWAITS!!!

>>129811614
Time for you to enter the story.

>>129811664
Turns out not only should have I taught my son how to bum a fag but how to literally bum a fag.
I knew the Kingdom of Acorn voting against sex ed in schools was going to cause trouble.

>>129811864
>>129811887
Dammit. Forgot the image.

>>129811903
>>129811895
But sir, you're the king, you should have control over that.

>>129811931

>>129811947

>>129811961

>>129811984
Any guesses what Jules is going to show him down in the basement?

>>129812012
Bet you didn't see this coming.

>>129812024

>>129812012
>Any guesses what Jules is going to show him down in the basement?
A chaos emerald map?
I keep asking myself where this story is going because I haven't a clue what's going on.

>>129812044
And they lived happily ever after.
You can just stop reading, nothing bad is going to happen now.

>>129812061
>>129812051
Well you were close.

>>129810220
Aw yeah, this is happening!
>>129810370
>>129810412
>Long time no see.
He said the thing!
>>129810385
>Resign from the throne
Triplets born!
>>129810466
Asuka wants her sun dress back Shadow.
>>129810534
>And now, improved art.
With reduced head sizes.
>>129810717
Nosebleed the Pervehog
>>129811053
Here's something that might not have been mentioned, the artist didn't color the insides of the writing.
>>129811206
Silver's hair is just confusing.

>>129812084
0_0

>>129812110
Did you think this comic would end up going to divorce court? I know I didn't, and yet here we are.

>>129812130

>>129810561
his tail looks like a blue turd every single time, lmao

>>129812154

>>129812169
This feels too real.

>>129812196
Guess who it is.

>>129812221
It's Chuck!

>>129812239

>>129812260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhlPAj38rHc

>>129812277
Here we go.
The dominoes have been set. We just need to tip one over.

>>129812296

>>129812239
Now that Sneed's taken over the farm stand he's got more time to visit.

>>129812313
>dad, did you make any horrible mistakes leading up to this moment?

>>129812154
Oh boy, locking in the bad ending never felt so horrible
>>129812169
>abdication doesn't cause a constitutional crisis
>there is no line of succession, just whoever he picks at the time
>a divorce judge has the power to cement it
Well I guess at least the Kingdom allows women to inherit...?
What the fuck is happening, Eggman was here but then not, Sonic is dying, Tails is moving on, dating happened and Amy is in a wheelchair, Sonic can apparently control time and now we're in Triplets born and everyone has femShadow's hairstyle...

>>129812333

H̸̛̯̱̠̳̮͙̼̜̹̘͂̓́̓̄̏̈́͗̽̑̚͠͝Ẽ̵̢̢̠̳̋͌̎͑͋̆͊͘ ̶̢̜̳̺̹̜̳̻̬͕͔̼̈́̎͂̓́͋̽͒̒̒͠C̸̡̗̬͈͚͖͊̌͒͆̎͛͝O̸̘̰͙̞̠͍̳͓̒́̿ͅM̶̨̥̳̯̺͉̤̫̗͖͕͒̑̀͋̆́̑͗́̀̕͜͠Ë̵̢̖̙̹͔̫̰̼̗́̒̊͋͗̕͜ͅŞ̷̛̖̦̳͖̉͗͛̽̋̓́ͅ!̶̣͙̖̍̓̐́͂̒͛̉̄̉́̋̈̉͋ͅ

>>129812353
>>129812334
Look, we are living in the Sonic universe, the laws are already fucked.

>>129811947
You'd think the royal family would have a fancier car.
>>129812012
>Any guesses what Jules is going to show him down in the basement?
If it's anything like Attack on Titan, we have to wait five years to find out he was keeping a flashback episode in the basement the entire time.
>>129812084
Can't spell conscience without science Aleena!
>>129812169
Judge Sally Acorn presiding.
>>129812239
>It's Chuck!
It's Domingo!
>>129812353
>H̸̛̯̱̠̳̮͙̼̜̹̘͂̓́̓̄̏̈́͗̽̑̚͠͝Ẽ̵̢̢̠̳̋͌̎͑͋̆͊͘ ̶̢̜̳̺̹̜̳̻̬͕͔̼̈́̎͂̓́͋̽͒̒̒͠C̸̡̗̬͈͚͖͊̌͒͆̎͛͝O̸̘̰͙̞̠͍̳͓̒́̿ͅM̶̨̥̳̯̺͉̤̫̗͖͕͒̑̀͋̆́̑͗́̀̕͜͠Ë̵̢̖̙̹͔̫̰̼̗́̒̊͋͗̕͜ͅŞ̷̛̖̦̳͖̉͗͛̽̋̓́ͅ!̶̣͙̖̍̓̐́͂̒͛̉̄̉́̋̈̉͋ͅ
Oh boy!

>>129812381
Here he is.
Take your guesses now.
I'll be spoiling the next few pages to give you time.

>>129812412
Well, did you see this coming?

>>129812384
>You'd think the royal family would have a fancier car.
The kingdom of Acorn is like one of those little european micronations that nobody can place on a map.

...shit, now I need this with King Max.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JQK4bH0J-o

>>129812430
You know, after reading Archie, I don't even see this as out of character for Max.

>>129812445

>>129812412
Some prick with a mustache. The easy answer would be Eggman, but the neck's brown so it's a Mobian. I couldn't work it out so I ended up peaking.

>>129812466
This is always the hardest part to storytime since I normally spoil the whole thing and I'm afraid of skipping pages.

>>129812486
And I forgot to spoil that page.
I mean, it doesn't matter, but I like the effect of this while thing being a long string of spoilers.

>>129811903
TRIPLETS BORN
THE THROWN AWAITS

>>129812512
F

>>>129812412>
Well he has a ginger moustache, surely there's only one answer?
>>>129812430>
>
I... I don't understand what's going on, I need an adult who isn't me

>>129812533

>>129812550

>>129812570
>>129812550
>Max takes down not one but TWO superpowered hedgehegs singlehandedly
MY LIEGE

>>129812570
>>129812538
Don't worry, Max is an adult.

>>129812592
For the record, this has been censored, and posted on /co/ multiple times over the years without issue.

>>129812434
>The kingdom of Acorn is like one of those little european micronations that nobody can place on a map.
That makes sense, it's like a weird mix between the OG and the Tamersverse Sonic Underground.
>>129812445
>Spoiler
Yeah, he would've been an arrogant prick pre-Robotnik. He's the most in-character out of all of them by far.
>>129812533
F
>>129812550
>Dead dad
>Don't lose your way
Are we sure this isn't Kill La Kill?
>>129812592
If this is going where I think it's going, I'd argue it's still totally in character for him.

>>129812611
Bet you never saw this coming.

Everyone always talks about this being the "Sonic with AIDS" comic and kind of glosses over the rape.

>>129812533
No! Not the bad father with the extremely feminine hips!
>>129812592
>Don't worry
>THAT LAST PANEL
Sonic needs a different adult!

>>129812638

>>129812638
Why didn't he just put the aids in the needle he already injected Soni- I mean CHAOS with? What need is there for hot foe yay buttsex? Was this written by a fujo?

>>129812666

>>129812611
>>129812638
>>129812666
Fucking hell.
>>129812676
Someone hasn't watched enough SVU. It's not about sex, it's about power. And Max_____ wanted to have power over the royal family.

>>129812666
SATAN NO

>>129812638
>Bet you never saw this coming.
Ow the edge. It hurts. It hurts like an I'm guessing AIDs riddled chipmunk.
Dear god why is this a comic?

>>129812690
>>129812676
>Was this written by a fujo?
See >>129790148

Remeber, last night Sonic was raped by his Scourge.

WE'RE HERE

>>129812714
Welcome to the Sonic fandom. For every Sonic Mania or movie redesign, we have something like this to balance it out.

>>129812737
It's over, the nightmare is over.

>>129812755
...

>>129812777

>>129812792
c-chuck...

>>129812714
Don't worry
it gets even weirder

>>129812805
Yeah, that's in character for Max.

>>129812666
Even Satan knows this is bad. Un-Holy fuck. The only silver lining to this nightmare is I have no boner.
>>129812777
Lucky 7s for getting out of hell. I guess that's all the relevant trips we can hope for.

>>129812823
>>129812816
Yes, but that's for another day.
I can't post tomorrow, and the conductor should be taking the train back Friday.

>>129812845
He looks like Movie Sonic before the redesign

>>129812845
"Hi mom, I've been getting raped by a chipmunk with aids for the last 7 months, how are you?"

>>129812845
And that's it for now.

I'll be back someday to continue. Post-IDW, if the Conductor is banned again, who knows? But I will back and we will pick up where we have left off.

>>129812845
>look at who I have with me
>covered in blood
>and bruises
>and malnourishment
>and nearly no clothes
>and I haven't called the police yet
>and I didn't ask him where he's been all this time
>and I didn't check him all over to see if he was injured so I don't know if his butthole is torn apart or anything, imagine if someone stole his kidneys and we never checked!

this is the one universe where Max doesn't need his big buff boy guards

>>129812870
Could be worse, at least he wasn't leaking chipmunk semen onto the carpet.

>>129812877
reminder: this same kid is gonna run through green hill zone and terrorize a fat guy in a floating egg.
CONSISTENT STORYTELLING

>>129810220
Ew

>>129810534
So this just proves its Sally and full furies that gets the ban hammer?

>>129815657
>full furies
If you exclude Whisper fans then sure.

>>129815657
From what I can tell, it's just Sally. Here's some Rouge's that have been up for over 10 hours: >>129802245 >>129805688
>>129815671
Whisper definitely seems to get a pass.

wait what happened? where did everyone go?
>>129812611
oh god that menace better put that thing away

>>129812012
>>129812024
>>129812044
I'm sure this will go well.

>>129812333
You made a horrendous mistake Sonic, this is what wanting to be a hero gets you. Suffering.

>>129812430
>>129812445
>all that time Max was fucking around in a wheelchair, he was waiting for this very moment

>>129812592
>>129812611
>>129812638
Holy sweet fuck what

>>129812845

There's no way you're reading these two without Tamer12345's voices

>>129810220
Oh good lord

>>129810253
We tgt now

>>129812638
He fucked him so hard the mustache burned of

>>129810220
>pure taint

>>129816777
They're jammed into my brain so well I even hear the TTS voices when watching the original cartoon now. It's weird not having Bartleby come in and save the day though. Protecting Sonic from rapists is basically a full-time job for Bartleby.

>>129810220
Oh lordy mama

>>129816777
Well, I was up until you said that.

what the fuck did I just read

>>129818238
A Sonic comic that you are going to remember.

You're going to carry that weight.

>>129818238
Something severely cursed.

>>129811402
>10/20/16
>SU Lion plushie
Where did all the time go?

>>129818238
a classic

>>129818238
Well it is better than sonichu right?

>>129811423
>So I guess now Shadow was always a woman?
Fun fact, the author retconned this AU, now Shadow is actually a hermaphrodite (physically male though)

>>129822886
On an unironic level yes, Sonichu is only entertaining because of the juxtaposition of Chris's real life shenanigans with the events of the comic.

This, despite the sheer insanity of it all, is a genuinely engaging story

>>129812737
This is what happens when the head is chopped off the ride: It spews everywhere and even more degeneracy is let loose.

>>129824802
The Ride is immortal! It is undying! Pray it does not take too hideous a form!

>>129812638
What the fuck