StH 284 - 01.jpg, 1979x3049, 1 times posted

Archie Sonic Storytime #161

No.142637848
Previous Thread: >>142621732

Paste: https://pastes.io/ym8ziu3v87
Sonic and the Freedom Fighters Fancomic: https://mobiuscomics.com
Unofficial Ride Website: https://the-ride.neocities.org

Sonic #284-287
The Freedom Fighters think they have it in the bag but Eggman isn’t giving up! An overwhelming strike hits our heroes and the only way to save the world is to counterattack in one final push! The fate of Sonic’s World hangs in the balance! But when hasn’t it been that way?

Question: Whether it’s a story in a comic, game, show, or movie, what’s your favorite Sonic ending?
StH 284 - 02.jpg, 1987x3046, 1 times posted
No.142637858
>>142637848
In regards to Bunnie's reboot origin, we will look at the unfinished issue that seems to reveal it in the last thread.
No.142637871
>>142637848
>almost forgot the threads start early for me now due to DST
Whew
StH 284 - 03.jpg, 1987x3046, 1 times posted
No.142637874
>>142637858
Sonic sure loves jinxing everything.
No.142637878
>>142637848
>Question
Sayonara...
StH 284 - 04.jpg, 1987x3046, 1 times posted
No.142637887
>>142637874
Uh oh!
>>142637871
Close one!
StH 284 - 05.jpg, 1987x3046, 1 times posted
No.142637909
>>142637887
That's not unsettling!
>>142637878
Bang!
StH 284 - 06.jpg, 1987x3046, 1 times posted
No.142637927
>>142637909
Rape!
StH 284 - 07.jpg, 1987x3046, 1 times posted
No.142637944
>>142637927
Party's over. Time to work.
No.142637953
Hey, what? What is going on? Oh right, foiled again by the daylight saving time.

>>142637848
>Whether it’s a story in a comic, game, show, or movie, what’s your favorite Sonic ending?
I'd say you can't beat the ending of Sonic Adventure 2, but I have a great nostalgia for the ending of the Sonic the Hedgehog 2 game.

Comic wise, Id' guess it would be the conclusion of issue #200 ad #50.
No.142637957
>>142637927
>Tails, Bunnie & Twan feel the need of Fried Chicken
>Sonic feels utter dread.
>For some reason
StH 284 - 08.jpg, 1987x3046, 1 times posted
No.142637962
>>142637944
It's been a while since Mobotropolis has been attacked.
nicole, how much floofier can i make my hair.jpg, 446x383, 2 times posted
No.142637972
>>142637887
No.142637984
>>142637874
I like the energy Diana give to the drawing.
No.142637988
It's over
StH 284 - 09.jpg, 1987x3046, 1 times posted
No.142637989
>>142637962
Metal Sonic vs Gemerl. Hmmm, can't tell why but it feels like a rematch.
No.142637990
>>142637944
>...like trying to roofie a nice, but very dumb and trusting country girl
StH 284 - 10.jpg, 1987x3046, 1 times posted
No.142638005
>>142637989
Here's hoping things work out better this time.
>>142637953
>Hey, what? What is going on? Oh right, foiled again by the daylight saving time.
Didn't even realize that it happened. Ha.
No.142638008
>>142637909
Get it out! GET IT OUT!
StH 284 - 11.jpg, 1987x3046, 1 times posted
No.142638020
>>142638005
PAPA SPANK!
No.142638023
>>142637927
Where's Dr. Fucko?
No.142638025
>>142638005
You ever get the feeling of deja vu?
No.142638038
>>142638020
Max could never
No.142638041
>>142638005
Metal, you do not get to be mad when all Gemerl did was state a fact.
No.142638044
>>142637989
In the previous universe one of Fang’s goons got his rectum reshaped by the royal guards now they’re a joke in this universe.
This is what happens when you abandon the piss pool.
StH 284 - 12.jpg, 1987x3046, 1 times posted
No.142638046
>>142638020
Well, he lasted long enough.
No.142638053
Which of the sonic comic girls do you have has the smelliest feet?
No.142638058
>>142638020
I miss the Hooligans, man
No.142638068
>>142638053
You should post visual examples of whichever one you think does.
No.142638071
>>142638038
Yes he could and did. The great war ended with him 1v1ing the overlander king.
StH 284 - 13.jpg, 1987x3046, 1 times posted
No.142638075
>>142638046
This rematch sucked!
>>142638023
Cancelled for schizo ramblings on social media.
>>142638038
He was throwing down in that armor of his.
No.142638074
>>142637989
>royal jobber squad
Ian isn't even pretending, at this point.
Long gone are the days of the bear guard.
No.142638078
>>142638020
The virgin Max, the KING Nigel.
StH 284 - 14.jpg, 1987x3046, 1 times posted
No.142638097
>>142638075
Oh hey, it's the mole mech.
>>142638074
Honestly they were jobbers too but they were menacing jobbers at least.
1709437028132681.jpg, 920x1300, 2 times posted
No.142638110
>>142638020
LET'S FIGHT LIKE GENTLEMEN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_Ox7ifjz70&pp=ygUMZHVkbGV5IHRoZW1l
No.142638118
>>142638020
Careful, there, Nigel. You don't wanna end up being distracted, knocked down and stuck in a wheelchair. There won't be a Milf to take care of you, this time.
StH 284 - 15.jpg, 1987x3046, 1 times posted
No.142638120
>>142638097
Here's Speedy! Hey, where's Tails? Shouldn't this be his fight?
No.142638123
>>142638046
That’s it? What a let down.
No.142638136
>>142638075
>This rematch sucked!
Well that's what happens when the narrative demands the villains not be total morons for once. It's like in that two-parter where Sally and the FF had to job hard despite otherwise acting competently because the script said so.
StH 284 - 16.jpg, 1987x3046, 1 times posted
No.142638137
>>142638120
Nice going, Chip.
No.142638141
>>142638097
>>142638120
>Sonic, Antoine and Bunnie solo the Battle Birds
>Tails cowers down in the basement doing nothing and fighting noone
FUCK YOU IAN!
No.142638148
>>142637927
Realistically, Antoine fucking dies here. Stabbed on the inside of his mouth or neck. Brutal.
No.142638149
>>142638118
Rosie's available.
No.142638151
>>142638046
The NACKFORCE.....actually won against an Acorn?!
StH 284 - 17.jpg, 1987x3046, 1 times posted
No.142638159
>>142638137
Gotcha, ya little creepy bastard!
No.142638165
>>142638141
>>Sonic, Antoine and Bunnie solo the Battle Birds
>>Tails cowers down in the basement doing nothing
Now you're just lying.
No.142638174
>>142638041
Truths hurt, and Metal lashes out when hurt.
StH 284 - 18.jpg, 1987x3046, 1 times posted
No.142638177
>>142638159
OVERCLOCK!
>>142638151
>no sister
>balls intact
>beat an acorn
Life's good for reboot Nack.
No.142638178
>>142638165
No? That’s literally what’s happening. Sonic and Antoine beat the mole mech. Tails sits down in the basement and doesn’t eben meet a single battle bird
No.142638181
>>142638149
Rosie is for Chuck.
StH 284 - 19.jpg, 1987x3046, 1 times posted
No.142638190
>>142638177
Good ol' Sally. Giving ryonabros more content.
No.142638196
>>142638120
Ian forgot the battle birds were supposed to be Tails’s enemies. They had more beef with The Babylon Rouges than they ever did with Tails.
No.142638197
>>142638123
When you get Bark'd, you ain't getting up for a while.
StH 284 - 20.jpg, 1987x3046, 1 times posted
No.142638203
>>142638190
Going down!
No.142638206
>>142638196
Last issue Boss Kukku basically said Sonic is his archenemy. They don’t even know who Tails is
No.142638208
>>142638178
>No? That’s literally what’s happening.
WRONG>>142638137
Are you going to complain that Tails is likely the best qualified to localise the source of the hacking and is thus focused at doing that?
No.142638217
>>142638136
Or, allowing the villains to actually be villains who are intelligent shows that they can overcome the heroes on occasion instead of the heroes being 100% infallible.
No.142638216
>>142638178
>Sonic and Antoine beat the mole mech.
They did not, they sliced off one arm and they're not soloing the armada. And Tails isn't cowering doing nothing, he was hunting down Tails Doll and helping Nicole.
StH 284 - 21.jpg, 1987x3046, 1 times posted
No.142638218
>>142638203
Things aren't looking good for our heroes!
>>142638196
Tails in the reboot doesn't have any really bad moments but he doesn't have that many good moments. He's treated pretty decent overall.
No.142638226
>>142638020
Sucks this is the only time we ever see him do this
>>142638120
Speedy battle armor goes hard, can't lie
No.142638228
>>142638217
There's a difference between that, and this blatant jobbing.
No.142638229
>>142638208
The source of the hacking is phage, Tails doll isn’t doing that anymore. All Tails helps with is giving Nicole the red ring to beat her.
You could have had Tails fight like his only enemies in existence instead of giving them all to Sonic and Eggman, then turning Tails into Sonic and Nicole’s cheerleader.
StH 284 - 22.jpg, 1987x3046, 1 times posted
No.142638230
>>142638218
Sally was right. That party was premature.
No.142638235
>>142638181
Rosie is for everyone.
No.142638241
>>142638141
>>142638178
Tails is using his amazing intellect and mechanical skills to fix the Sky Patrol as ordered by Sally. He's not "cowering" from anything, you goddamned fucking shit-brained Tailsfaggot.
No.142638243
Why do you idiots care about a dead comic series? Arsechie was never good you just have rose tinted glasses on.
StH 284 - 23.jpg, 1987x3046, 1 times posted
No.142638244
>>142638230
>>142638226
Very nice designs for this issue
No.142638253
>>142638216
They cut off the arm and beat it, it’s gone the rest of the fight. And they’re the only ones soloing every single battle bird that’s attacking. Giving Nicole her superform ring isn’t a substitute for Sonic taking every fight Tails should have.
No.142638260
>>142638229
Son, stop talking.
StH 284 - 24.jpg, 1987x3046, 1 times posted
No.142638263
>>142638244
>flight attendant nicole
Seeing some leg there as well.
No.142638273
>>142638229
>Tails doll isn’t doing that anymore.
Disabling Tails Doll was essential to cut off the doll interference.

He not doing nothing, you are wrong.
He is not cowering, you are wrong.

Fail!
StH 285 - 01.jpg, 1981x3047, 1 times posted
No.142638283
>>142638263
Shit's bad for the good guys but can they turn things around?
No.142638285
>>142638241
Fuck off Sonicfaggot, and fuck your cringy gary stu.
Tails should be doing more against the goddamn battle birds than giving Nicole her rings while Sonic fights them.
No.142638290
>>142638137
>the RC toys from Lost World are their search and infiltration units
Okay, that's cool.
No.142638292
>>142638020
Boss Battle energy.
No.142638293
Why are you idiots even replying when you know you’ll just be trapped in a circular argument?
1635133109018.png, 1010x1612, 2 times posted
No.142638296
>>142638263
StH 285 - 02.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142638299
>>142638283
Looks like we'll have an interesting thread.
No.142638308
>>142638177
What would be Overclock Nicole's theme?
No.142638311
>>142638263
I wonder if Nicole knows about......the Mile high club?
No.142638312
>>142638273
The doll isn't interfering with anything, Phage is.
He is doing nothing so that Ian could make Sonic and Antoine beat up all his enemies instead of him.
StH 285 - 03.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142638313
>>142638299
We resume the story where the Freedom Fighters are in peril.
No.142638321
>>142638285
>Fuck off
You were shown to be factually wrong

Fail!
StH 285 - 04.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142638326
>>142638313
Good news, everyone! We won't be falling to our death! Unfortunately, that's the only good news.
>>142638311
Ohohoho!
No.142638335
>>142638308
Digital Love. I like to think her power up song would be relatively chill.
No.142638338
>>142638190
Remember in the preboot when these guys couldn't hit the broad side of the Death Egg with a homing missile and were the most pathetic mooks in the comic? I'm glad they got upgraded here.
No.142638343
>>142638321
Because you're a self-inserting faggot who cries if Tails gets to fight his own enemies instead of Sonic?
Wow yeah, that is a fail.
No.142638345
>>142638312
>The doll isn't interfering with anything
see what rotor is saying>>142638137
Fail!
StH 285 - 05.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142638348
>>142638326
Preboot or reboot, physically and/or mentally, Sally must suffer.
No.142638352
>>142638308
I'm thinking of MMBN5' s battle theme or MMSF's Wave Battle theme
No.142638356 [Post deleted 20:28:32]
>>142638228
You trannies are obsessed with that fucking word and know nothing about what it means.
No.142638363
>>142638253
>They cut off the arm
Correct
>and beat it
Wrong. We're reading the same comic, you're not going to come up with your own narrative. The comic cuts away from the fight and we only come back when the Armada retreats with their objective. There is nothing suggesting it was beaten.
>And they’re the only ones soloing every single battle bird that’s attacking.
You don't know what the word "solo" means do you? I shouldn't be surprised honestly.
>Giving Nicole her superform ring isn’t a substitute for Sonic taking every fight Tails should have.
How convenient of you to leave out hunting down Tails Doll as well. And I see we've moved from your original premise that he was "cowering and doing nothing". Do you think I have the memory of a goldfish?
No.142638365
>>142638345
See what Rotor is saying:
>>142638159
getting Tails Doll was to try and free Nicole, but Phage was attacking Nicole, not Tails Doll. Nothing changed after Tails Doll is gone
StH 285 - 06.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142638366
>>142638348
RIP
No.142638374
>>142638293
I like proving how dumb Tailsfags are.
No.142638379
>>142638366
Eh
No.142638382
>>142638343
>Because you're a self-inserting
There is zero self-insert, Only facts
Fail!
No.142638383
>>142638363
Show a single time after its arm is cut off that it appears.
The comic shows it gone because it's beaten and they resume beating up the other Battle Birds, while Tails hides in the basement so Sonic can hog all the fighting.
StH 285 - 07.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142638390
>>142638366
I will say that arguing eats up bumps and make the thread archive faster. If that's what you want then keep going. Let that one person have to resort to replying to themself if they're not already doing that.
No.142638394 [Post deleted 20:24:28]
>>142638374
Because they don't dicksuck your self-insert's tiny dick? Wahh wahh wahh noone criticise my shitty gary stu and his harem comic, please!
Sonicfags are the biggest manbabies on the planet.
No.142638395
>>142638366
Please, they'd never actually do it.
No.142638403
>>142638348
>Sally: Besides some cracked ribs, probably be sipping soup through a straw and a nasty bruise, I'm not okay.
StH 285 - 08.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142638404
>>142638390
>cream stomping bark
Holy shit, the girl got an upgrade in the reboot!
No.142638406
>>142638382
Except you seething because you wanna defend Sonic fighting all of Tails' enemies, because you're a self-inserting faggot who thinks Archie is good so long as it sucks off Sonic 24/7.
No.142638409
>>142638120
Finally, Speedy is cool.
No.142638413
>>142638365
>getting Tails Doll was to try and free Nicole
No, it was to end interference
.
Also, eliminating a device that allowed Eggman to connect to their system.
Fail!
No.142638416
>>142638285
Curb your autism, child, you're throwing faggot tantrums over a cartoon character.
No.142638421
>>142638383
Show a single panel showing it was defeated. You're just making up your own narrative otherwise.
>while Tails hides in the basement
Kek, going back to the lie isn't going to work.
StH 285 - 09.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142638427
>>142638404
Rotor, those goggles make you look goofy.
No.142638436
I mean even if Tails Doll was doing anything instead of Phage, Rotor could probably have just done the tech stuff himself, and Tails fight the Battle Birds instead of Sonic.
I didn't like in Preboot where Speedy 1 hit koed Tails so that the same thing happened.
No.142638437
>>142638374
I doubt anyone is gonna change their opinions relitigating the same arguments for the hundredth time, not worth the effort imo
No.142638438
>>142638390
See, she's fine. Sort of. I mean she IS stuck in the Miles Electric, so that kinda sucks.
No.142638439
>>142638253
Speedy fought Sally, you gonna beat a small child in rage over that, too?
No.142638440
>>142638394
>Because they don't dicksuck your self-insert's tiny dick?
Because they have to resort to lies to dicksuck theirs. You can always rely on them to bring cocks into the discussion though.
No.142638441
>>142638404
>Big: YOUR ASS IS GRASS AND I'VE GOT THE WEEDWHACKER
StH 285 - 10.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142638445
>>142638427
And the Battle Bird Armada exit with a win.
No.142638449
>>142638413
No, it was to free Nicole. Rotor says it himself: "THAT SHOULD FREE UP NICOLE"
But it doesn't, and nothing on the ship changes.
You're coping and pathetic, just like all manbaby Sonic self-inserters
No.142638450
>>142638437
Oh I'm not here to change opinions, just to laugh.
No.142638453
>>142638406
>Except you seething
You are the only one pulling a tantrum about an imaginary Tails cowering and doing nothing
Fail!

>self-inserting
There is no self-inserting, only someone complaining about A version of tails that isn't actually in the comic while ignoring what the actual Tails is accomplishing in the comic.
Nothing about this is about Sonic
Fails.
StH 285 - 11.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142638459
>>142638445
This is not how you treat God!
No.142638458
>>142638293
If it's the same person he'll start timing out and/or banning people soon like he did last time.
No.142638465
>>142638421
When they slice off its arm and it's gone from the rest of the entire fight.
>I-IT'S A LIE BECAUSE IT BTFOES ME!!!
keep crying, Sonicfag. Making Tails cower in the basement while Sonic fights Tails' enemies is SHIT wank from a SHIT comic that sucks off a SHIT gary stu character
StH 285 - 12.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142638473
>>142638459
How nice of Eggman to do the work for everyone! And they said he was the bad guy!
No.142638478
>>142638449
>You're coping and pathetic
You are the one who have been proven wrong about Tails cowering or doing Nothing.

Meanwhile, Tails has taken down The Dolls that allowed Eggman to connect, spy and upload virus to the Sky Patrol.

Fail!
StH 285 - 13.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142638488
>>142638473
Yeah, that's what this thread feels like.
No.142638492
>>142638478
Please stop responding to him. Rule #1 of the internet is don’t feed the trolls.
No.142638494
>>142638445
Battle Bird do some work in these comics good show. Also Battle Birds vs. GUN? Sign me up!
No.142638495
>>142638390
And thus begins the theory that Phage is masquerading as Nicole.
RCO027_1465232291.jpg, 654x1024, 1 times posted
No.142638500
>>142638439
>>142638440
Tails should have fought Speedy too, yeah. God forbid Tails get to fight his own enemies instead of le Shitnic AGAIN
No.142638503
>>142638394
Why are you shrieking that everyone trying to explain the facts of reality to you are "Sonic self-inserters"?
StH 285 - 14.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142638508
>>142638488
On the bright side, if this thread hits bump limit and archives fast. I can just create another thread for the aftermath.
No.142638509
>>142638366
No!
No.142638521
>>142638453
Not imaginary, it's right there on the page where SONIC fights them all and Tails does nothing because he's in the basement cowering. Thanks Ian!

Wanting Sonic to fight all of Tails' enemies so Sonic can hog all the fighting while Tails sits and cowers and looks weak makes you a faggot self-inserter. Fuck off wanting Sonic to be wanked in every single story.
No.142638522
>>142638390
YES!
StH 285 - 15.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142638527
>>142638508
>a giant rock mech composed of stone temples piloted by a chihuahua
Okay.
No.142638532
>>142638488
>Yeah, that's what this thread feels like.
It's all so tiresome
No.142638533
>>142638436
>instead of Sonic.
Because that's in character for him to sit on the sidelines.
No.142638540
>>142638478
Phage does that. Tails pilots a remote control toy to grab a motionless doll that anyone could do, while Sonic fights the giant mech that Tails is supposed to.
It's. Shit.
No.142638543
>>142638495
The bullshit theory. If Phage had control of the Sky Patrol, why assist the FF? She wants daddy's favor, not to actively help his enemies beat him. It makes no sense.
StH 285 - 16.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142638550
>>142638527
Funny thing is the next Sonic Universe happens before, during, and after this arc.
No.142638560
>>142638503
the facts of reality is that Sonic fought the battle birds while Tails cowered in a basement. If you want Sonic to be wanked against Tails' enemies while Tails hides, you're a self-inserter and should kys.
StH 285 - 17.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142638576
>>142638550
>man, i hate the armada
And that's the extent of the Tails and BBA rivalry.
>>142638495
It seems that it happens later in an unfinished issue.
No.142638581
>>142638533
Because it's in character for Tails to sit on the sidelines against the Battle Birds.
How about just...make Sonic lose? And then Tails starts fighting in his stead?
Sonic is allowed to lose according to you people right?
No.142638589
>>142638508
>third panel
That looks like that one meme template.

>>142638527
>>a giant rock mech composed of stone temples piloted by a chihuahua
Y'know, when you put like that, this franchise seems kinda weird.
No.142638590
>>142638465
>it's gone from the rest of the entire fight.
We don't see the rest of the fight. Your proof is literally nothing. You keep crying and seething like you have for years and more years to come Tailsfag.
StH 285 - 18.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142638597
>>142638576
Rotor and Nicole vs the Creepy Egg.
>>142638494
>Battle Birds vs. GUN?
Sadly we don't get to see it.
No.142638611
>>142638436
Rotor was damage controlling the Sky Patrol. And they weren't too much of tow to stop it. Tails was called to do what he does best: being a mechanical and programmer genius.
No.142638619
>>142638550
That last panel is depressing as fuck. Wow.
StH 285 - 19.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142638621
>>142638597
Tails! Behind you!
>>142638589
>That looks like that one meme template.
:O
tumblr_n25rvjidAD1rjxyrgo1_400.gif, 352x240, 1 times posted
No.142638625
>>142638527
>FINAL FUSIOOOON!!!
StH 285 - 20.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142638641
>>142638621
Super Badniks greatest hits!
>>142638619
Gotta have our heroes suffer a bit... a lot...
No.142638646
>>142638366
CRYING LESBIANS V0.5
No.142638650
>>142638581
>Sonic is allowed to lose according to you people right?
To scrub birds? I don't think so.
StH 285 - 21.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142638655
>>142638641
Turn up your speakers and get ready to clap!
No.142638662
>>142638590
We see the rest of the fight and see even see aerial shots of them standing there with not a mole mech in sight. They destroyed its only weapon. It's gone. They started beating up the other battle birds once it's gone.
They beat up Tails' enemies while Tails cowered in the basement, and you lap it up like a pig because it wanks your cringy gary stu self-insert Sonic, just like all of Ian's morbidly obese run
No.142638664
>>142638046
I can't get over how much cooler Sally's father's energy weapons are compared to hers.
No.142638665
>>142638597
See, this is why I don't buy that theory at all. Nicole is being her usual helpful self. If this was Phage, she'd be sabotaging the FF's efforts here at this critical juncture.
StH 285 - 22.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142638674
>>142638655
https://youtu.be/CSnm_Fp-ilM?si=-t_UBwBs3ODCGoov
No.142638684
>>142638436
Yeah, guy is being an ass but no matter how you slice it, it's a missed opportunity to not have Tails confront Speedy at least
No.142638688
>>142638540
>Phage does that
Are you saying that Phage is the one that connect spay and upload Virus to the Sky Patrol?
Do you enjoy being factually wrong?
Fail!
No.142638699
>>142638465
use a trip, you bothersome little faggot
StH 285 - 23.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142638701
>>142638674
>>142638664
She did something similar in the digital world. I wonder if she can in the real world but doesn't.
No.142638704
>>142638611
Rotor was looking for Tails Doll too, he could've done that himself. Tails should've done what he does best: fucking fighting.
>>142638650
Then make them not scrub birds? Can't eblieve the convo is now "Tails can't fight them or Sonic would look weak"
Goddamn let Sonic lose for once and let Tails have a win, self-inserters
No.142638722
>>142638521
>and Tails does nothing because he's in the basement cowering.
Factually wrong.
Fail!
No.142638721
>>142638688
Phage is the virus.
Shitposting like a retard doesn't compensate for you not reading the thing.
StH 285 - 24.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142638723
>>142638701
Whoops!
No.142638732
>>142638674
EGG DRAGOON. LET'S FUCKIN' GO!

People are rightly sick of the Death Egg Robot, but I will never tire of the Egg Dragoon.
No.142638738
>>142638500
Do you get upset when Tails fights enemies he's not supposed to since they're other characters' enemies?
StH 286 - 01.jpg, 1981x3050, 1 times posted
No.142638742
>>142638723
Halfway through!
No.142638754
>>142638701
>I wonder if she can in the real world
No, she was abusing the reality bending properties of the Digital World.
No.142638759
>>142638560
You have to be doing this for attention and nothing else. I can't even accuse you of being a chatbot because those can create more variety in their postings than anything you ever type.
StH 286 - 02.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142638760
>>142638742
>>142638732
Sega seems to like the Egg Dragoon as well. Now if only there was a new zone for them to use more often instead of Green Hill.
No.142638771
>>142638560
>while Tails cowered
Factually false
Fail!
No.142638773
>>142638723
>Joe Z.
Holy shit! Calm down, son. Ain't nobody asked you to go that hard.

Honestly, kinda reminds me of some of the better drawn fancomics.
No.142638779
>>142638684
That janny falseflagging as a Tailsfag pisses me off because I legitimately don’t like the way Ian writes Tails but I don’t self insert as an 8 year old and shit my pants over the title character being relevant.
No.142638782
>>142638674
Egg Dragoon has a great Boss theme.
No.142638783
>>142638738
I would if Tails is the only character to ever beat Eggman, and Eggman declares Tails his true greatest enemy, and Eggman easily beats Sonic to show how much cooler and stronger Tails is than Sonic.
StH 286 - 03.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142638784
>>142638760
Three major fights happening at the same time!
No.142638799
>>142638704
>Then make them not scrub birds?
Not canon, they lost to Tails before he was even worth shit.
StH 286 - 04.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142638805
>>142638784
Eggman sure seems rattled for a guy claiming he's won.
No.142638814
>>142638779
you could stop shitting your pants wanting the "title character" to sideline every other character and steal all of their enemies so Ian can jerk him off 24/7
Relevant is one thing, wanked is another
StH 286 - 05.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142638820
>>142638805
Being able to run away from boss fights should definitely be a Sonic thing. Only so he can run back at super ramming speed.
No.142638826
>>142638784
>Panic in Sky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZfm3cvdTR4&pp=ygUQcGFuaWMgaW4gdGhlIHNreQ%3D%3D
No.142638828
>>142638799
They lost to Tails back when he was a badass who used napalm, back before he became a cheerleader for blue garfield
No.142638830
>>142638742
>>142638784
I especially appreciate that it's clearly the Generations version.

>>142638760
>Sega seems to like the Egg Dragoon as well. Now if only there was a new zone for them to use more often instead of Green Hill.
You WILL pretend that some random palm tree is emotionally significant.
StH 286 - 06.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142638844
>>142638820
>pavement
You mean "temple", right?
>>142638782
It's got the right amount of menace with some orchestral flair.
No.142638852
>>142638597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-uj0Fz-3fU
No.142638856
>>142638704
>Tails should've done what he does best: fucking fighting.

That's not what he does best. What he does best is being a boy genius that build machines and stuff.
In Tails Adventure, he mostly fight the Battlebirds by using machines, devices and weapons he has build.
No.142638861
>>142638828
>Tails back when he was a badass
kekaroo, a badass got bullied by two normie foxes
No.142638865
"And then Sonic beat up Super Finitevus, and Eggman Nega, and Black Doom, and Knuckles and Blaze and Shadow were so inspired by his wisdom that they cheered HIP HIP HOORAY FOR SONIC! The End." - Ian Flynn
StH 286 - 07.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142638867
>>142638844
One punched!
>>142638830
>You WILL pretend that some random palm tree is emotionally significant.
Back in my day, the Acorn family tree was emotionally significant! And then that story went nowhere!
No.142638874
>>142638820
Where is GUN in all of this mess anyway? Rouge and Omega are in Sonic Universe but I forgot what Shadow is doing.
No.142638876
>>142638844
Sonic is looking pretty classical in the bottom panel.
No.142638879
>>142638856
Then make Sonic lose to them, and Tails win because he uses napalm. Sounds easy.
You can handle Sonic losing, right?
No.142638881
>>142638704
>Tails should've done what he does best: fucking fighting.
Goddamn, that was a good laugh.
StH 286 - 08.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142638883
>>142638867
The Tornado has done pretty well in the reboot. It also took down Metal Sonic.
compilation-of-worst-most-infamous-moments-from-archie-sonic-v0-dbr59jmwzqc91.png, 494x750, 3 times posted
No.142638888
This is your legacy Arsechie fans.
No.142638895
>>142638881
Fuck off Sonic self-inserter. Faggots like you ruined all the games wanking your faggy gary stu
StH 286 - 09.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142638909
>>142638883
>sweating rotor
OHNONONONO!
>>142638874
GUN is fighting the BBA and Shadow is also in Sonic Universe.
No.142638911
>>142638874
GUN is fighting the Armada and Shadow is with Rouge and Omega.
No.142638914
>>142638879
>Then make Sonic lose to them
Damn, you really have a huge bonner at sonic losing. You know Tails can save the day without Sonic losing, right?

Ever heard of team effort?
No.142638918
>Tails does not even meet Speedy
Bullshit.
No.142638928
>>142638895
>Faggots like you ruined all the games
No that was the japs
StH 286 - 10.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142638936
>>142638909
You did good.
No.142638937
Wow,.didn't know this thread started early, anyway missed a bit but wanted to say the shoulda had Sally face Mordred and....
No.142638938
>>142638867
Bunnie STRONK!

>>142638883
There. Tails made himself useful for once and destroyed a super badnik. Happy?
No.142638943
>>142638914
Too bad Tails didn't save the day, and Sonic hogged the fighting.
You know if Sonic had any character outside of being a puddle-deep gary stu powerfantasy, other characters could fight opponents he can't, right? The Battle Birds shouldn't be made to look weak just to jack off Sonic, and neither should Tails.
No.142638945
>>142638895
>Fuck off Sonic self-inserter.
He is not the one wanting the main-character to be defeated so that your Tail-self insert can save the day.
StH 286 - 11.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142638956
>>142638936
Freeze!
No.142638957
>>142637909
They really do a great job adding fun horrific flair to Tails doll without being tryhard
No.142638965
>>142638938
No, not until Tails remembers he can punch and kick just as good as everybody else.
No.142638968 [Post deleted 20:07:29]
>>142638938
>>142638867
>Bunnie: STARDUST IGNITION!!
No.142638970
>>142638937
It didn't start early.
No.142638978
>>142638732
Except for when it randomly shows up in Forces.
No.142638980
>>142638945
No, he and you are the ones who want Tails hiding in a basement so that Sonic the faggy fanfic gary stu can save the day and beat up all of Tails' villains while Tails fights noone.
No.142638981
>>142638721
>Phage is the virus.
thank you for recognising that you were wrong.
We are thus in aggreement that Tails Doll was how Eggman connected with the Sky Patrol, spied on it and Uploaded virus to it and was therefore essential to be destroyed.

It's very grown up of you to recognise your mistake.
No.142638983
>>142637962
Super criminal squad
StH 286 - 12.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142638985
>>142638956
The jazz music couldn't have started at a better time!
>>142638937
Unfortunately I didn't even realize it was daylight savings time. My old Windows clock tells me in advance but Windows 11 doesn't seem to.
No.142638986
>>142638943
>The Battle Birds shouldn't be made to look weak
The only game they had did that already.
No.142638994
>>142638909
>>142638936
Nicole and Rotor did the absolute best they could here with a barely functioning ship.
compilation-of-worst-most-infamous-moments-from-archie-sonic-v0-j9f859cvzqc91.png, 1400x1059, 3 times posted
No.142638995
17_terry01.png, 1920x1080, 1 times posted
No.142638998
>>142638938
>>142638867
>Bunnie: STARDUST IGNITION!!
No.142639001
>>142638005
Crazy how took this long for Metal Sonic to fight a Gizoid
StH 286 - 13.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142639003
>>142638985
Round 2!
https://youtu.be/VK6WTJv1yYM?si=LqsaXOGKpnPVm0uG
No.142639004
>>142638981
The virus is already in the skypatrol, they could do that later and it serves no purpose now. Nicole beat Phage, noone else.
No.142639009
>>142638936
Orbot and Cubot actually accomplished something? I can’t believe it, truly the world is ending.
No.142639012
>>142638965
Damn, now you're trying to push into Knuckles' territory? Tailsfags are some greedy sumbitches.
No.142639013
>>142638684
Lets avoid piedgeonholling Tails, there. Battlebird wasn't the main anatagonist of the story. Let's keep that when it is.
No.142639018
>>142638943
>The Battle Birds shouldn't be made to look weak
THEY WERE ALREADY SHOWN TO BE WEAK WHEN TAILS BEAT THE FAIRY-FUCKING SHIT OUT OF THEM WITH A ROBOT DOG AND A MINING HAT.
No.142639020
>>142638986
'cept it didn't, because they had a giant battle fortress and flying mech armor and shit.
HOLY CRAP Sonic self-inserters now trying to retcon history because they can't handle Tails being shown as competent without their faggy gary stu
StH 286 - 14.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142639025
>>142639003
Sorry Eggy but you're just the second to last boss in this.
No.142639031
>>142638856
I actually like that Tails is not the best but the thing is, not being the best doesn't exactly mean he's bad at it, and when it comes down to it, Tails can actually be rather competent at it, good even. I think that's something that's underrated of him, he's good at many things and tries to keeps up with the best
compilation-of-worst-most-infamous-moments-from-archie-sonic-v0-inb8y8dwzqc91 (1).png, 537x810, 4 times posted
No.142639033
REMEMBER WHEN ARSECHAD HAD A PLOT INVOLVING RAPE?
No.142639038
>>142638970
Did for me cause I come from a land downunda, used to these starting at 10, missed our ever realiably cringe pain in the ass but just catching up on comic
StH 286 - 15.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142639041
>>142639025
It was the chili dog Sonic ate after the Battle Bird Armada attacked. It was definitely on the floor longer than 5 seconds.
No.142639048
>>142639012
"WAAAH WAAAH WAAAH TAILS CAN'T FIGHT THE BATTLE BIRDS SONIC HAS TO FIGHT THE BATTLE BIRDS SONIC HAS TO DESTROY THEIR FORTRESS AND FUCK EVERY GIRL AND HAVE EVERY OTHER CHARACTER SAY HOW COOL HE IS"
- that's you Sonicfags in every game, and every storytime. Fuck off wanting to shit on other characters to wank Sonic 24/7. Tails can fight, he shouldn't be made to look weak so Sonic can fight all his bad guys.
No.142639053
>>142639020
>because they had a giant battle fortress and flying mech armor and shit.
Which makes them losing to Tails all the more embarrassing.
No.142639055
>>142638943
>Too bad Tails didn't save the day
It's funny how you are now complaining that Tails isn't the main character.
No.142639061
>>142639018
TAILS BEAT THEM WITH NAPALM AND A JET FIGHTER PLANE YOU SONIC SELF-INSERTING MANBABY
OTHER CHARACTERS AREN'T WEAK JUST BECAUSE YOU WANT THEM TO BE
StH 286 - 16.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142639066
>>142639041
Eggman's defeated but things aren't getting better. Quite the opposite!
No.142639071
>>142637848
>Question
OVA since it ends with them running off for another adventure and because everyone else already picked SA2
>>142637871
I forgot ;_;
No.142639072
>>142639018
Not to mention bombing them with napalm. Remember, it's not a war crime if it's against nazis. Also, Tails' Sky Patrol happened in the continuity, and Wendy is way more powerful here.
compilation-of-worst-most-infamous-moments-from-archie-sonic-v0-lhwm37ovzqc91.png, 1021x1557, 3 times posted
No.142639075
No.142639082
>>142639038
>I come from a land downunda
My condolences.
No.142639083
>>142639055
Against his own enemies?
YES TAILS SHOULD BE A MAIN CHARACTER. RETARD.
>>142639053
That makes Tails strong, not them weak. Fuck off Sonic self-inserter
No.142639090
>>142638020
That sword really looks hardcore
StH 286 - 17.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142639093
>>142639066
BLOW IT ALL UP!
No.142639106
Imagine now crying because you WANT Tails and all of Tails' enemies to look weak so you can jack off Sonic being stronger than them.

Only Sonicfags want to humiliate every other character to artificially prop up their puddle-deep mary sue.
No.142639112
>>142639083
>That makes Tails strong
As disproven by all the games set after it.
StH 286 - 18.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142639116
>>142639093
EXIT THE JAZZ MUSIC
No.142639118
>>142638867
OH MY GOD ETA JUST JOBBED TO THE D-LIST CHARACTERS
No.142639120
>>142639112
As disproven when he stopped using napalm and jetplanes and turned into Sonic's cheerleader.
No.142639124
>>142638909
I am not sure I understand why Rotor is saying "thank you Eggman tech"
No.142639125
Sonic just ruins every single other character he interacts with, huh?
No.142639128
>>142639093
How many cities Robotnik/Eggman has lost in this book? 3? 4?
StH 286 - 19.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142639131
>>142639116
There it is!
No.142639134
>>142639125
Don't blame Sonic blame Ian.
No.142639136
>>142639106
>you WANT Tails and all of Tails' enemies to look weak
It's not a matter of want, it's just an established fact.
No.142639150
>>142639136
Nope, it's an established fact that they were strong, and only self-inserting Sonicfags want them to look weak because they can't handle it.
StH 286 - 20.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142639151
>>142639131
Do this for everyone! Even the fake Freedom Fighters actually working for an Egg Boss!
No.142639153
>>142639120
So we're in agreement, he was never strong on his own.
No.142639160
>>142639124
The shield generator was stolen from Eggman. It's likely other materials were, as well.
No.142639161
>>142639112
That's just because Tails (motivated mode) is way stronger than how he usually is (unmotivated mode) lmao
No.142639164
>>142639083
>Against his own enemies?
This isn't a story where the battlebirds are the main antagonists.
No.142639165
>>142639131
Fucking A, Eggman. Fucking A. This is a Locke Level Fuck Up.
No.142639166
>>142639131
Oh boy I sure hope all the FF are gonna contribute to beating this thing, and totally aren't gonna cower on the sidelines while Sonic does everything...
No.142639173
>>142639134
That doesn't work for the games, or any other writer.
StH 286 - 21.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142639176
>>142639151
Because of course we need Super Sonic to finish this.
No.142639178
>>142639116
>God just told Sonic the Hedgehog that Satan has awakened
... It really kinda kits you sometimes how much the comic plays up the severity of the crisis compared to the game.
No.142639180
>>142639153
Except in Tails Adventure, when he was strong and was strong on his own.
>>142639164
Who are the main antagonists? They're there, they're fighting, they're talking, and they don't even meet Tails.
No.142639182
>>142638936
ROTOR JUST JOBBED SO HARD
No.142639184
>>142638980
>who want Tails hiding
Wrong again.
Fail.
No.142639187
>>142639150
>it's an established fact that they were strong
Because they beat by the child with no experience and confidence issues? How does that work?
No.142639188
>>142638348
Poor Sal, always getting it rough in the comic
StH 286 - 22.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142639192
>>142639176
https://youtu.be/SWMcIB7XIi0?si=GHx-vOFttxym93Uw
No.142639199
>>142639187
Because they had a giant battle fortress with scifi tech just like Genesis Eggman's.
No.142639212
>>142637848
>Question
STC ending
No.142639214
>>142638366
Actually sad Nicole is dead, resist jokes about can't be lesbians if one is dead...
No.142639220
>>142639176
FOR TORIYAMA
No.142639225
Can Dark Gaia turn into a fairy animal like its Light half Chip?
No.142639227
>>142639003
AND NOW EGGMAN JOBBED TO SONIC WHEN HE WAS SUPPOSED TO WIN
StH 286 - 23.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142639228
>>142639192
>>142639188
Ian loves Sally and loves suffering. To him, they go together like peanut butter and jelly.
No.142639230
Also Dark Enerjak was way weaker than regular Enerjak because I, a Sonicfag, cannot handle the thought that other characters like Silver beat strong enemies.
No.142639233
>>142639004
>they could do that later
>allowing Eggman to keep spying and upload more virus or do more hacking to the Sky patrol.
We got a galaxy brain, there.
No.142639237
>>142638390
Oh nevermind she isn't dead, longest time wiki made it seem like they killed her off
No.142639244
>>142639233
what more virus? Phage is the only virus.
No.142639245
>>142638120
The battle armor's pretty cool, especially the wing jets
>>142638366
F. Clearly Nicole could never survive that!
>>142638390
Imagine being double teamed by Bark and Bearenger!
StH 286 - 24.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142639247
>>142639228
>>142639225
Perfect timing! The answer is only in this gag comic.
No.142639255
>>142639245
It was actually in the game, if you'd believe it. Of course there he wasn't using it to fight Sonic and Sally...
No.142639259
>>142639180
>Who are the main antagonists?
Eggman is. he is trying to use Dark Gaia to power the Death Egg.
How much of a moron are you?
No.142639262
>>142639180
>when he was strong and was strong on his own.
Fighting the Armada doesn't prove that
No.142639265
>>142639182
He jobbed to Orbot and Cubot no less. Still somehow less embarrassing than him yelling about his back all the time.
No.142639268
>>142639245
Speedy's Armor looks like something out of an OVA.
StH 287 - 01.jpg, 1988x3051, 1 times posted
No.142639270
>>142639247
God fight!
No.142639272
>>142639247
I love scourge but this off panel is hilarious as fuck
No.142639275
>>142639259
Eggman's not even there. The main fighters in this issue are Speedy and the Battle Birds, Tails should have helped fight them.
No.142639282
>>142639199
And they lost to the child with no experience and confidence issues.
No.142639288
>>142639262
Fighting an army with the same kind of scifi resources, armaments and weaponry Eggman has? Yes it does.
No.142639289
>>142639244
>Eggman only can make one virus and isn't able to do more hacking on his own
wow!
StH 287 - 02.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142639296
>>142639270
Everyone played their part. Now for the final fight.
No.142639299
>>142639247
>Salva P.
Huh. Those are some interesting designs.

>Chip getting his own Scourge
... Is it bad that I unironically want that to be a thing? That is what Dark Gaia should look like.
No.142639302
>>142638488
No don't hurt Dulcy my beloved
No.142639304
>>142639282
He had no confidence issues in Tails Adventure, he fought them and never cowered off.
"Experience" has never been an issue for anyone. Sonic had no experience fighting Eggman in Sonic 1 either.
No.142639308
>>142639048
Nobody is saying that.
Fail.
No.142639310
>>142639289
Please show where this other virus is? Phage is the only virus he ever interacts with.
StH 287 - 03.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142639313
>>142639296
Go Super Sonic and Gaia Temple Mechazord!
No.142639314
>>142639106
They're weak because they got beaten up by an 8-year-old fox. Eggman has the excuse that Sonic is 15 years old.
No.142639322
>>142639314
Eggman is weak because he got beaten up by a 15 year old hedgehog.
No.142639324
>>142638527
This is gonna blow up in Eggman's fat face I bet
No.142639325
>>142639033
There was no rape. They didn't fuck. And Bunnie was only pretending to date.
No.142639329
>>142639048
Bro not even the Quixote was this good at fighting imaginary enemies
No.142639331
>>142639325
>They didn't fuck
Yes they did.
StH 287 - 04.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142639332
>>142639313
Gods make their own holes to force their way in.
No.142639343
>>142639061
There is no self-insert.
Fail!
No.142639346
>>142638459
That's not how it went in the games! Eggman you're cheating!
>>142638576
>And that's the extent of the Tails and BBA rivalry.
Well, it is an all ages comic. I wouldn't mind seeing a Punisher Max-style comic with Tails though!
No.142639347
>>142639230
>Also Dark Enerjak was way weaker than regular Enerjak
They were the same strength. If you bothered to remember Sonic never beat Enerjak, Locke sacrificed himself to break the spell on Knuckles. If he hadn't, the same result would have happened. Also, Silver never beat Dark Enerjak either, Jani-Ca used the Sword of Acorn to freeze him and stole his power. All Silver did was distract him long enough for her to get under his guard. Nice try anyway.
StH 287 - 05.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142639358
>>142639332
Final bosses always have to be able to hurt a super form in some way.
>>142639324
Always.
No.142639360
>>142639329
People complaining that it's a good thing Sonic beats all of Tails' enemies instead of him, and that Tails' enemies should be made weak so that Sonic can beat them all without Tails?
Nah, that's every one of the self-inserters here.
No.142639361
>>142639247
Dat ass tho
No.142639363
>>142639166
Do you get this pissy and whiny when Mario, Mega Man, Fox McCloud, Crash Bandicoot, Shantae, etc are the ones who fight and defeat their enemies instead of their side characters?
No.142639374
>>142639347
>the point
>your head
No.142639376
People gonna complain about friends not doing anything but this was the case in the game too. Literally what do you expect them to do here?
StH 287 - 06.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142639377
>>142639358
Everyone else is spent.
>>142639346
>Well, it is an all ages comic. I wouldn't mind seeing a Punisher Max-style comic with Tails though!
Would even Frank commit war crimes?
No.142639378
>>142639288
Not when they're shit.
No.142639392
>>142638674
I remember when the Egg Dragoon was really cool and not overused poorly
No.142639397
>>142639346
It would be that issue where Frank fights the mob wives, gets knocked out by that random lady then she steals his jacket and punishes everyone better than he can. Except replace the lady with Sonic.
No.142639402
>>142639160
Thanks.
StH 287 - 07.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142639407
>>142639377
Unless any of you have any super forms you can change into, you're not getting any of that action.
No.142639408
Do you retards enjoy arguing with this lolcow so much?
No.142639415
>>142639363
I would if Mario beat Luigi's Mansion instead of Luigi, yeah. Mario has more integrity than to do that though
No.142639418
>>142639192
I love Dark Gaia's initial form. I despise its Perfect form. Fucking Sega. Also Dark Gaia is one of Ian's Top Five Least-Liked Sonic Characters.
ad98b020c8baa6bd005fadcf3c8a74929d520298.png, 502x500, 18 times posted
No.142639424
>>142639407
>turning everybody into Sonic's shitty cheerleaders
FUCK OFF IAN!
No.142639426
>>142639331
Making things up
Fail!
StH 287 - 08.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142639431
>>142639407
Chaos Fist!
No.142639441
>>142639374
The point you have to resort to lies to pretend you have a point? We got that ages ago.
No.142639442
>>142639376
It’s fine for the story, just amusing in hindsight. It’s just funny that the last appearance of The Freedom Fighters is them sitting on their asses being pointless. What a send off.
No.142639443
>>142639377
>Would even Frank commit war crimes?
Read the Slavers Arc. Or what he does to Barracuda.
No.142639444
>>142638844
Always love seeing sonic really piss off Eggman
No.142639446
>>142639426
No they obviously did. What you think "sleeping together" means brosephski?
No.142639452
>>142639358
>Final bosses always have to be able to hurt a super form in some way.
Gotta have tension somehow. Besides, Super Sonic just took a full blast from literally Satan. Fair enough.

>>142639376
Yeah, I kinda have to agree. While I'm always in favor of keeping the whole team relevant, realistically there's not a whole lot they can do. What, are they gonna take potshots at Satan? For once, I'm okay with just letting Sonic handle it. Although he is teaming up with God for this, which helps.
No.142639455
>>142639310
>>Eggman can only make one virus and isn't able to do hacking on his own
Wow!
StH 287 - 09.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142639460
>>142639431
Oooh, DG ain't liking this!
No.142639465
>>142639407
This is the worst thing I have ever read. Everybody just go home then, you were't needed
No.142639468
>>142637989
>When the comic knows its being cancelled and starts using /co/ references.
No.142639477
>>142639313
MEGAzord, you fake fan
No.142639478
>>142639407
>Soda
Rotor we know that's Grade A Booze.
StH 287 - 10.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142639483
>>142639460
He's going for a multikill!
>>142639443
>Or what he does to Barracuda.
Is electrocuting someone's balls with a car battery a war crime?
No.142639484
>>142639407
I love this deep character arc the Freedom Fighters went on. They started off useless, and they ended off useless too.
No.142639486
>>142639377
War crimes only exist if you lose the war.
No.142639487
>>142638883
This artist really makes Sally's reboot design pop
No.142639489
>>142639442
It's not like they were benched for the whole fight.
No.142639501
>>142639455
Eggman doesn't hack through Tails Doll, Phage just gets implanted through it.
No.142639502
>>142639322
the BBA are even weaker
StH 287 - 11.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142639510
>>142639483
Tank that hit!
>>142639477
I don't want to get sued.
No.142639515
>>142638674
HE
SAID
THE
THING!
It is a pretty cool entrance though
>>142639025
Interestingly, this part is more or less how the game plays out
No.142639523
>>142639358
>>142639452
Fun fact, Dark Gaia is the only final boss that can actually hurt Super Sonic, as in make him drop rings.
No.142639525
>>142639408
Kinda
No.142639527
>>142639376
>>142639452
They can just do something better? Disrupt Dark Gaia's energy with tech? Use magic to counteract it? Get pseudo-superforms with light gaia energy?
The pen lets you write anything you goddamn want.

Sonic shouldn't handle it while everybody else is made to be useless just to jack him off. He gets too much of that already, fuck Sonic.
No.142639528
>>142639003
This actually does highlight an idea I always loved that the Egg Dragoon was made to be a Sonic counter initially but Sonic going Werehog hard counters it's entire design
StH 287 - 12.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142639532
>>142639510
More setup for the Lost World arc that we "sadly" will never get.
No.142639542
>>142639418
Does it really count as a character?
sit and back and watch the fireworks.jpg, 448x356, 1 times posted
No.142639543
>>142639407
Look at Rotor being the chillest nigga in the world! And yeah, like I said, he's got a point. Much as I loathe the cheerleader shit, it's not like the other FFs can really do anything right now.

Granted, I would NUT if they all got super forms.
No.142639551
>>142639446
>What you think "sleeping together" means brosephski?
Why are you asking about something they didn't did?
No.142639554
>>142639376
Be the ones who do everything and save the day instead of cowering in engine rooms letting Sonic beat their enemies for them.
No.142639555
>>142639489
Yeah, just benched for the only fight of any importance. But they got to take potshots at little mooks that don't do anything, how quaint. It's like batman shooting at Parademons in Justice League while Superman saved the day all by himself.
No.142639559
>>142639025
This moment was always dope as hell in unleashed
StH 287 - 13.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142639562
>>142639532
BOOM! HEAD SHOT!
No.142639565
>>142639502
Tails has napalm, jetplanes and teleporters, Sonic doesn't. Eggman is weaker.
No.142639568
>>142637874
>Looking at the art
>See Rotor and Antoine's expressions
>Check pencils
>Diana Skelly
God I love that woman.
No.142639570
>>142639523
The Egg Salamander can too.
No.142639573
>>142639501
>Eggman doesn't hack through Tails Doll
Literally used i to spy on them
And again, He can upload other viruses.
No.142639576
>>142639551
Something they "didn't do". Which they did do.
No.142639581
>>142639332
So whats better? The slow flying from the HD versions or the punch out clone in SD versions of Unleashed
StH 287 - 14.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142639583
>>142639562
It's time to restore Sega Presents Sonic Team's Sonic Unleashed's Sonic's World.
No.142639585
>>142639532
Xander Payne saved us from Zeti ever canonically appearing in Archie Sonic. All praise him! The true hero!
No.142639586
>>142639441
You're the one who keeps farting and sharting that Tails "cowered in the engine room".
No.142639590
>>142639407
oh FUCK OFF
Yeah sure guys being a cheerleader for Sonic is cool just because Ian wants them to be that way. Thanks Ian.
No.142639594
>>142639532
The thumbnail makes it look like Anti-Monitor
No.142639599
>>142639247
>salva P.
Reboot design with actual cheek tufts. Great.
StH 287 - 15 small.jpg, 3976x3056, 1 times posted
No.142639604
>>142639583
One last look at everyone.
No.142639607
>>142639573
again, he doesn't have any other viruses than Phage
No.142639613
>>142639527
>Get pseudo-superforms with light gaia energy?
Like in Heroes? Hm, that would admittedly be pretty cool, actually. Thing is, I could totally see Sega being the fun police and rejecting that idea. They do that a lot.
No.142639615
>>142639527
>Disrupt Dark Gaia's energy with tech?
So they become better than Eggman now?
>Use magic to counteract it?
Nobody has that.
>Get pseudo-superforms with light gaia energy?
Not a thing.
>The pen lets you write anything you goddamn want.
If this was your own work sure, but it's not.
No.142639616
>>142639542
If Death Egg Robot is a character, so is Dark Gaia.
No.142639617
>>142639554
People would complain that Sonic isnt doing anything then
No.142639618
>>142639586
Which he did, to jack off Sonic while Sonic fights Tails' enemies.
Abraham_Seeing.jpg, 200x143, 3 times posted
No.142639621
>>142639604
THERE HE IS
No.142639624
>>142639585
Xander deserves Max's Bear Army
No.142639627
>>142639131
Hot take, Dark Gaia is a cool ass monster and is up there with Chaos cause the game at least sells his presence and threat really well
StH 287 - 16.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142639628
>>142639604
Chip partied hard. Now he has to sleep hard.
No.142639629
>>142639275
>Eggman's not even there
He is the main antagonist regardless.
Battlebirds are just mooks obeying eggman's order.
Wait for a story that actually focus on them.
No.142639635
>>142639604
"And they were AAAALLLLL Useless except Sonic." - Ian
No.142639636
>>142639363
It's funny that you mention Mario first because all you need to do is watch the Mario movie to see how miserable Tails is when compared to Luigi who not only saves Mario's life at the end despite starting off as a coward but also teams up with him again Bowser during the final battle.

Sonic cannot inspire a single good thing in Tails unlike Mario does to his brother.
No.142639644
>>142639424
Did you shit yourself this hard when you played Sonic Heroes and only Team Sonic could fight Metal Overlord? Or Generations when only Sonic and Sonic could fight Time Eater?

>>142639465
Yeah, ignore everything they did beforehand do so you can indulge in your tranny persecution complex over fictional animals.
StH 287 - 17.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142639645
>>142639628
>spoiler for the sonic universe arc we haven't done yet
GASP!
No.142639646
>>142639616
>If Death Egg Robot is a character
It is?
No.142639651
>>142639151
Soni always having hope is a fun detail and really adds likeability beneath his ego and cockiness
No.142639654
>>142639615
Tails can do stuff Eggman can't in the games. Rotor beat Eggman's tech in Reboot.
Chip's plotline can give them access to magic in the story.
You can make that a thing.
Reboot already did tons of shit that the Unleashed game didn't do.
No.142639659
>>142639604
>Tower & Lupe: Fuck Yeah!
No.142639660
>>142639532
>first panel
Yeah, maybe stop fucking doing that?

>A herp a dee durp, it'll totally work the 15th time I try it!
300IQ, folks.
No.142639661
>>142639116
Noooooooo! Bring back the Werehimbo!
>>142639192
>https://youtu.be/SWMcIB7XIi0?si=GHx-vOFttxym93Uw
Such a cool theme
>>142639247
lmao, this one gets me every time!
>>142639255
Huh. I really need to finish that game sometime
>>142639268
I know right? Kinda reminds me of the armor in Samurai Pizza Cats
No.142639666
>>142639590
We heard you the first three times you responded to that post.
No.142639667
>>142639576
Making things up
fail.
StH 287 - 18.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142639668
>>142639645
>a part of the sonic's world you tread
JK, there's your Earth reference.
No.142639679
>>142639644
No, because every team beat Metal Sonic's intial phase except Team Sonic.
And Generations WAS shit, yes. Even Shadow got turned into Sonic's shitty cheerleader.
>Yeah, ignore everything they did beforehand
LMAO LIKE WHAT? They didn't do fucking anything against Dark Gaia
No.142639680
>>142639192
This has always been one of my all time final boss themes, honestly Unleashed was a good game that has the misfortune of releasing when being hip to shit on Sonic was fresh
No.142639684
>>142639604
Gun commander needs to be a reaction image
No.142639685
>>142639668
Can't believe it took this long for earth to be mentioned again
No.142639689
>>142639618
It's incredible, the utter lack of self-reflection you have.
StH 287 - 19.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142639691
>>142639668
Don't cry, Sonic. You're mandated to not be allowed to and apparently you're too cool to do it and therefore shouldn't do it anyway.
No.142639698
>>142639651
of course he "always has hope" he never is allowed to lose and has a magic mcguffin superform that makes everyone useless except him
No.142639711
>>142639586
>You're the one who keeps farting and sharting that Tails "cowered in the engine room".
What? That was you.
No.142639713
>>142639555
This, why didn't they all sprout wings and fly up to the Chaos Emeralds and all become Super then snap Sonic's neck and tap dance on Dark Gaia until it explodes in rainbows and confetti?
StH 287 - 20.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142639718
>>142639691
I see Sonic has his hands on the two most important people to him. Confirmed.
>>142639685
A nice little workaround by referring to earth as in the ground but close enough.
No.142639720
>>142639667
Nah you clearly see them sleeping together after making out. You know what happens in between, and what "sleeping together" refers to...
No.142639725
>>142639361
Dummy thicc!
>>142639377
>Would even Frank commit war crimes?
Against "the bad guys" he totally would
>>142639397
lmao, that'd be perfect!
No.142639727
>>142639358
Dark Gaia is still probably one of the strongest foes in the canon I'd wager, wouldn't mind an Unleashed remake where he gets a Frontiers sequel hype boss fight
No.142639731
>>142639713
Or just contribute in any way.
Fuck off wanting them to be useless to jack off your gary stu, sonic self-inserter. Plot lets you do anything and write anything
No.142639732
>>142639718
based!
StH 287 - 21.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142639733
>>142639718
EXIT CHIP
May he rest and fuck Sonic's World for eternity.
No.142639734
>>142639654
Cool, how about you go bring that all up with Sega and see if they say yes.
No.142639737
>>142639607
>eggman can only make one virus and acn't do any hacking on his own
Wow!
No.142639741
>>142639718
Still waiting for a game where you can actually wear that damn thing
No.142639742
>>142639733
>Chip humping the planet
No.142639744
>>142639718
>>142639733
>book ends with the FF being turned into Sonic's shitty cheerleaders
THANKS IAN!
StH 287 - 22.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142639746
>>142639733
It took a while but we finally did it! It's the end of the Shattered World Saga! Kind of!
No.142639751
>>142639407
Well that's a shame, sure they woulda got to do more in the future of the comics but sadly this is how it ends, Ah well
No.142639753
>>142639691
>the bracelet
It makes me SO FUCKING MAD that he doesn't wear it in games after Unleashed.
No.142639754
>>142639733
Techincally he would be fucking himself here
No.142639756
>>142639654
>Tails can do stuff Eggman can't in the games.
No he can't. Eggman can do whatever Tails can.
>Chip's plotline can give them access to magic in the story.
It does not.
>You can make that a thing.
Only according to you.
No.142639764
>>142639679
So your problem is this one specific thing is what they can't be part of due to not being gods themselves, so you reject everything else they've done like a spoiled petty little piece of shit in order to continue your insane crusade of faggotry.
No.142639771
>>142639629
>Wait for a story that actually focus on them.
It's never coming.
No.142639773
Incredible. Ian and Sega, and Sonic in general, managed to craft the shittiest possible ending once again.
How do they keep doing it?
No.142639779
>>142639733
Why is he humping the planet? Aurora would never do this!!
StH 287 - 24.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142639787
>>142639746
FOUR THREADS REMAIN
Tomorrow at 7pm EST or whatever 22 hours from now is for you. We'll do the Sonic Universe arc that will bookend this last arc.
No.142639792
>>142639460
Damn, Light Gaia is just bullying this need, Dark Gaia needs to get some muscles lanky fuck
No.142639797
>>142639636
You're kinda ignoring the part where he's absent for the majority of the movie.
No.142639798
>>142639787
>classic shit soon
I HATE IT
No.142639801
>>142639756
Tails in Lost World hacked a computer to do something Eggman said couldn't be possible. And in Prime also does things Eggman can't do, and improves his tech. Rotor also beat out Eggman's tech in Reboot.
Chip's involvement in the plot can grant them access to magic plots anytime the writer writes that in.
Ian has never said Sega forced him to sideline the other cast.
No.142639804
>>142639718
And then a third Genesis Wave was launched from a small American town named Riverdale and completely obliterated Archie Sonic’s World. In his dying moments Archie Sonic recalls his past adventures before being erased for good this time.

THE END.
No.142639814
>>142639787
Thanks Conductor, I’d rather gauge my own eyes out then go through this thread again but thanks
No.142639816
>>142639733
>>142639746
Overall, I thought it was a pretty damn good story. Had some flaws here and there of course, but it actually felt like a proper global crisis. Our heroes acted like heroes, and saved the day in a satisfying manner. I still love the reboot, and no amount of shitposting will change that.
No.142639821
>>142639744
As if they were ever anything else.
No.142639822
>>142639562
Why have a gun when Sonic can be the bullet
No.142639825
>>142639660
You forget that Pride is a deadly sin of many a villain. Accepting setbacks is not an option.
No.142639827
>>142639764
The one specific thing, which is the only thing in the entire story of any significance.
Sonic's not "one of the gods themselves", he's a character on a team.

Sonicfags like you are the only "spoiled petty little pieces of shit" if you cry and cry at the very thought of the other cast contributing instead of your shitty gary stu self-insert
No.142639839
>>142639604
Oh now the traitors are cheering, also Dulcy my beloved is happy so I'm happy
No.142639842
>>142639418
The shadowy quality to it's imperfect form was really cool. They should've built on that instead of eyeball tongues
>>142639460
Damn Chip!
>>142639478
It totally is
>>142639483
>Is electrocuting someone's balls with a car battery a war crime?
I'd call it a typical Friday night
No.142639849
>>142639797
Sonic sidecharacters can appear for an entire game and still contribute nothing, for fear of Sonic not being a mary sue
No.142639868
>>142639718
>>142639733
trash ending, fuck this
No.142639871
>>142639645
Wow nothing for Relic
No.142639875
They never did explain what happened to chips necklace.
No.142639877
>>142639635
Why don't you go outside and fight God, to show them how not to be useless.
0trqv0f5j8281.jpg, 1280x720, 1 times posted
No.142639888
>>142639816
>our heroes
funny way of spelling "Sonic, just Sonic, and only Sonic."
No.142639890
>>142639720
So you are too stupid to be able to make the difference between an actual saying and a literal thing being depicted.
Got it.

fun fact saying "sleeping together" hasn't the same meaning as seeing two person who have literally slept.

Hope you learned something today.
No.142639893
>I’m going to read a Superman comic
>but I absolutely despise Superman and I’m going to seethe and shit my pants uncontrollably everytime he wins
>I’m going to bitch the entire time that Jimmy Olsen isn’t treated as a giga chad who fucks all women
What even causes this autism? Why are you even here?
No.142639897
>>142639797
Having a few great moments matters way more than being there for a good chunk of the story doing nothing.
If anything, the second scenario even depreciates the character, and that's exactly what happens in Tails' case.
No.142639901
>>142639787
Thanks conductor.
No.142639903
>>142639718
Sad this is the last we ever see them but be happy we got to see them as long as we did
No.142639907
>>142639849
All heroes are Mary Sues. They always beat the villains. They always tell people to be strong, be proud, and be free. They always shine as beacons of goodness and light.
No.142639910
You know, I do understand to a degree about any friend get getting sidelined but i think some people get a bit too mad at sonic himself for that
c51a28c6-8111-47d0-9d59-d13808987a63.jpg, 600x600, 1 times posted
No.142639921
>>142639877
Incredible how DC can so easily write around this every single crisis, but when it comes time for the Ian Defence Force it's suddenly absolutely impossible that any other character could've even helped Sonic. It's totally not Ian being a hack
No.142639925
>>142639718
Bittersweet but at least the team is together this time.
No.142639930
>>142639907
No, not all heroes completely sideline every other hero to jack themselves off. Only Mary Sues do that. Only Sonic does that.
0.jpg, 1024x1364, 2 times posted
No.142639933
>>142638495
>>142638543
>>142638576
I didn't get the chance to post that comic in the thread that covered the Universe arc that introduced Phage, so I might as well post it here.
No.142639936
>>142639910
It happens in the games too, it's literally because Sonic, as a character, needs every other downplayed to fellate him and only him.
No.142639937
>>142639910
I mean at least Sonic Universe aliviated that for a while, if they got spin off games that could be a fun way to have them be independent for a while
No.142639939
>>142639731
Child, you're trying WAY too hard with this.
No.142639942
>>142639543
I think it was good to show that while Rotor worries about the big picture, he knows not to worry about things out of his control
>>142639568
Skelly does a great job of both slapstick and dramatic poses
>>142639581
The HD boss battle was more fun, but I liked the ST version's Werehog combat more
>>142639583
>Sega Presents Sonic Team's Sonic Unleashed's Sonic's World
lmao
No.142639943
>>142639890
Of course they're not gonna show it onscreen, dumb dumb. It happened offscreen, and that's the obvious implicit intention behind saying they slept together in the woods
No.142639945
>>142639933
I fucking hate identity death shit
0.jpg, 1024x1361, 2 times posted
No.142639947
>>142639933
No.142639949
>>142639801
>Tails in Lost World hacked a computer to do something Eggman said couldn't be possible.
That's not what he said.
>And in Prime
Non-canon.
>Rotor also beat out Eggman's tech in Reboot.
In a robot fight, that has nothing to do with actual capabilities.
>Chip's involvement in the plot can grant them access to magic plots
Just because you keep saying that doesn't make it true.
No.142639950
>>142639921
>Incredible how DC can so easily write around this every single crisis
No they don't lmao. Every crisis is stopped by one or two characters while everyone else is useless by the home stretch.
0.jpg, 1024x1377, 1 times posted
No.142639963
>>142639947

>>142639945
Stick with that one.
No.142639966
>>142639713
kek
No.142639969
>>142639949
That's literally what he said, he said the computer can't possibly be reversed, then Tails reversed it anyway to Eggman's shock.
Prime was said by Ian and developers to be canon.
Fights have to do with capabilities.
Chip is a magic god. The plot can do anything. Chip can give them magic.
No.142639971
>>142639604
There it is, the only page with my husbandos Razor and Spike!
>>142639628
;_;
No.142639975
This franchise is called SONIC THE HEDGEHOG
What else were you expecting?
No.142639979
I can’t believe Boco sucks less than the Tails spammer. At least Boco says stupid takes and just leaves. The Tails fucker keeps going no matter what.
0.jpg, 1024x1505, 2 times posted
No.142639981
>>142639963
No.142639988
>>142639950
The Imperiex saga had dozens of characters pitching in, Batkek as well, Darkseid's whole death was a sequence of different characters injuring him, Cosmic Odysey ended on a pentagram of different characters fighting Anti Life, etc
f94ee1db51a486eccbcd5b795294b337.png, 716x1114, 2 times posted
No.142639992
>Goodbye, everyone. Thank you for reading!
... I miss her so much. Fuck you, Sega.
No.142639997
>>142639897
Luigi is depreciated by being turned into the damsel of the movie.
0.jpg, 1024x1492, 1 times posted
No.142640004
>>142639981
CHOCKING REVEAL!
No.142640011
>>142639893
>>I’m going to read a Justice League comic
>>but I absolutely despise every character except green lantern and I’m going to seethe and shit my pants uncontrollably everytime anyone else but Green Lantern contributes anything
>>I’m going to bitch the entire time that Green Lantern isn’t treated as a giga chad who fucks all women
What even causes this autism? Why are you even here? It's funnier because self-inserting Sonicfags literally want
"treated as a giga chad who fucks all women" to be true, and want other characters to be cucked to make it happen.
YJTUJ.jpg, 1988x3056, 1 times posted
No.142640014
>>142639733
No.142640021 [Post deleted 21:02:59]
>>142640004
The end?
(yes, the end)
No.142640022
>>142639979
It's funny, boco was harmless and somewhat positively interacting the storytimes funnily enough, said stupid thing here and there but mostly inoffensive
No.142640024
>>142638909
Diana draws reboot Rotor so cute
No.142640032
>>142639668
>JK, there's your Earth reference.
I can't believe Sega didn't execute Flynn for that one!
>>142639718
>I see Sonic has his hands on the two most important people to him. Confirmed.
What a slut!
>>142639733
>EXIT CHIP
;_;
>>142639787
Thanks Konductor!
No.142640033
>>142640014
kek
No.142640037
>>142639979
Stop crying just because people wanted the FF - the main characters of the goddam book - to pitch in.
Sonic self-inserters are the worst. You want every character but your gary stu to be cheerleaders.
Sonic Unamused.jpg, 779x1035, 2 times posted
No.142640039
Does anyone have that one panel with the mobian horse guy? I've seen it used as a reaction image.
No.142640055
>>142639718
cringe
>>142639925
what team? it's just sonic bro
No.142640056
>>142640022
Broken clocks right twice a day yadda yadda yadda
No.142640063
>>142640011
The title of the book is literally Sonic the Hedgehog.
No.142640070
>>142639827
You were only here to derail the thread and shitpost for attention, try to keep your dick in your pants for the remainder of the ride.
No.142640071
>>142640063
The title of Batman is Batman but they still let Robin help fight Joker
No.142640074
>>142639943
>It happened offscreen
Ah, making things up, got it.
> and that's the obvious implicit intention behind saying they slept together
Neither of them even actually said that they were "sleeping together", anon. So much for your "implicit intention, anon.

Do you enjoy being wrong?
No.142640083
>>142639997
He wasn't depreciated because the reason why he got caught was due to bad luck, of being sent straight into the middle of Bowser's domain, instead of incompetence or weakness.

This kind of nuance is what allows a character to go through bad moments but still remain heroic.

Forces Tails is a perfect example of the complete opposite where the writing demolishes any hint of heroism within his character.
No.142640084
>>142640070
Because I want the FF to help???
You're fucking delusional. People aren't "shitposting" or "derailing" just because they don't want your gary stu ruining every other character
No.142640088
>>142639893
He's a Tailsfag, that's all you need to know.
0.jpg, 1024x1493, 2 times posted
No.142640093
>>142640004
The end?
(yes, the end)
No.142640095
>>142640071
But what if Sonic met the Joker?
No.142640097
>>142640074
It's clear from how satisfied Scourge looks and how regretful Bunnie looks and the fact they feel asleep with eachother after the start of their makeout
No.142640098
>>142639969
>That's literally what he said
He did not. He told them it couldn't be shut off unless he reprogrammed it. Nothing about it being impossible to do.
>Fights have to do with capabilities.
Fights do not rule capabilities.
>Chip is a magic god.
He is not. He is a light spirit. Nothing about granting magic to people. You made that up.
No.142640109
If you guys hate this dont play the frontiers dlc
No.142640112
>>142640095
He’d get jokerfied
No.142640116
>>142639930
And Mario. And Mega Man. And Fox McCloud. And Superman. And Captain Kirk.
No.142640117
>>142640071
Robin gets killed by the Joker.
No.142640121
>>142640097
So making things up, got it.
No.142640124
>>142639893
>What even causes this autism?
Self-insertion and childhood induced inferiority complexes.
No.142640134
>>142639988
And they all end with Superman or Superman and one other fighting the final boss while everyone else sits back being useless.
No.142640135
>>142640098
He says once it reaches full power it can't be shut off. Tails shuts it off after it reaches full power.
Fights belay capabilities
Then give light spirit magic to them. Doi.
No.142640138
>>142640083
>instead of incompetence or weakness.
Literally the reason he ended up caught was because of both.
No.142640144
>>142639903
We see them a bit in the Sonic Universe arc tomorrow, we see them as kids in an issue of Genesis of a Hero, there's the recovered Sonic Universe issue with Antoine, and various unfinished stuff with them. We got plenty more Freedom Fighters right up until the end of this ride.
No.142640145
>>142640109
i hate that too lol
>>142640116
Mario and Mega Man don't do this. Superman doesn't do this. I don't know who those other two are.
No.142640148
>>142639921
>Incredible how DC can so easily write around this every single crisis
Pfft, okay come on.
No.142640150
>>142640117
After foiling Joker's plot to sell nukes to Iran.
No.142640158
>>142640124
--is exactly why Sonic self-inserters cry and cry at the thought of other characters helping out.
No.142640160
>>142640037
>the person who spends every thread he infects crying and whining about his pedo-target fuckboy tells other people to "stop crying" about him
Projection is a powerful force.
No.142640161
>>142640138
Yeah but at that point in the story Mario himself wouldn't have done any better.
If you choose to ignore this you're just being delusional.
No.142640167
>>142640004
Gasp!
>>142640014
lmao
>>142640039
No, but he's called Sir Connery if you want to look it up
>>142640093
That was a pretty interesting take on the standard corruption fic
No.142640168
>>142640134
Except they don't. In Cosmic Odyssey and Batkek Superman doesn't even take part in the ending, he's on ground squad.
No.142640174
>>142639897
>and that's exactly what happens in Tails' case.
Seeing it's factually false that Tails was doing nothing, not really.
No.142640181
>>142640148
Name what Crisis was stopped by 1 person alone please.
No.142640189
>>142638197
This, the fact he had Nack and Bean on the ropes is a solid performance. If only he was quick enough to dodge that overhead...
No.142640197
>>142640084
Piss. Off.
No.142640200
>>142640160
Not him, take pills. And you should know, considering you're now complaining that you want Sonic to do everything while every other character should be reduced to his cheerleaders.
No.142640208
>>142640135
>He says once it reaches full power it can't be shut off.
Yes, which is why he needed to go and reprogram the shut off sequence. He never said it would be impossible for him to do.
>Fights belay capabilities
Fights stop capabilities? What?
>Then give light spirit magic to them
Not a thing Chip can do. Again, stop making things up.
No.142640215
>>142640197
No, the FF are the main characters of the book and Sonic is one of them.
They shouldn't be his cheerleaders no matter how much you want them to be. Fuck off self-inserter.
No.142640222
>>142640145
>Mario and Mega Man don't do this
Mega Man is the only person who even fights the villains. No, Bass and Proto Man in MM&B, 9, and 10 are not canon. Mario is the only one who canonically defeats Bowser.
No.142640235
>>142640200
>i'm not him, even though i type and talk just like him!
Christ, you're pathetic.
No.142640239
>>142640208
Which is why he says he needs to BEFORE it reaches full power. Tails manages to do it after, which he said is impossible.
Belay, american way of spelling Belie, which means demonstrate. Fights with tech demonstrate one's aptitude with tech.
>Not a thing Chip can do
Source? He does tons of things in the comic he doens't do in the game.
No.142640242
>>142638459
Gonna assume Chip couldn't control his powers here, which is odd since in the games, after he got his memories back, he had full control. Weird.
No.142640245
>>142640158
Meanwhile Tailsfags whine for years because their self-insert didn't get a girlfriend. Kek.
No.142640248
>>142640215
>the FF are the main characters of the book
They aren’t they’re the supporting cast. When Sonic comes back from space half of them get benched. When Rotor gets hurt in #175 he gets benched.
No.142640250
>>142640222
Bass and Proto Man are all playable, I don't give a shit what you think is "canon" or not, they take part. And luigi has an entire sidestory in galaxy and an entire game series all about himself
No.142640257
>>142640235
Because you're showing off a victim complex? Sure.
The cast shouldn't be Sonic's cheerleaders.
No.142640261
>>142639988
>dozens of characters pitching in
The same way the FF pitched in by raiding Eggmanland and the Death Egg. Only one character beats the final boss. Imperiex was beaten by Superman, Batkek was beaten entirely by Wonder Woman, etc.
No.142640268
>>142640245
--because Sonicfags are so insecure they wanna write a comic about Sonic getting a harem and cucking every other guy, because they're the real self-inserters
No.142640275
>>142640268
>--because Sonicfags are so insecure they wanna write a comic about Sonic getting a harem
Almost nobody want that.
Fail.
No.142640277
>>142640215
>the FF are the main characters of the book and Sonic is one of them.
The book called Sonic the Hedgehog?
No.142640278
>>142640145
Superman is the guy who usually takes down Darkseid, a New Gods villain and he kills Joker in Injustice.
initiating orders to kill everyone here.gif, 499x273, 4 times posted
No.142640288
>this entire thread
No.142640290
>>142640248
When Sonic comes back from space they have an entire arc where they all beat the bad guy without Sonic. Bunnie takes out a helicarrier with nukes. Tails outsmarts ADAM. Shadow goes for Eggman.
Rotor's back was more Ianshit that happened way later.
D9tp_9sU4AAqmfN.jpg, 2673x1374, 6 times posted
No.142640295
No.142640306
>>142640250
>I don't give a shit what you think is "canon" or not
Take up your issue with Capcom, not me.
No.142640308
>>142640261
Nope. Many characters fought the final bosses.
Imperiex was beaten by a combo of Brainiac, Darkseid, Tempest and Superman, Batkek was beaten by a combo of Prime and Wondy and Hawkman and his AntiMonitor bomb by Batman and Joker, etc
No.142640313
>>142640239
>Which is why he says he needs to BEFORE it reaches full power
He never said that. You're adding words not there to change the context. All he said that it won't be able to be shut off once it reaches full power, smashing it would lead to a cataclysm, and that he needs Sonic to get past the Zeti so he could get to it. Nothing about it being impossible.
>Fights with tech demonstrate one's aptitude with tech.
They do not rule them.
>Source?
The fact he does not do it once.
No.142640322
>>142640257
I'm the one with the victim complex? You've spend this entire thread screaming that Tails was cowering in an engine room because Ian hates him so much he won't let him fight "his enemies" or fuck any of the women in the comic.
No.142640324
>>142640288
Oh, that Dick Jones and his fuck ups!
No.142640326
>>142640275
Except for you, since you still shill for Ian's shitty comic as being good and whine when anyone criticises your shitty character for that. Because you only want the comic to jack off Sonic and shit on every other character, 24/7.
No.142640327
Reminder CHADnic triggers jannies this hard
No.142640328
>>142640161
>Yeah but at that point in the story Mario himself wouldn't have done any better.
Which is just depreciating Mario to prop up Peach but that's another whole thing.
No.142640344
>>142639787
Thanks Conductor. Overall I pretty much enjoyed this adaption of Unleashed's story. Completely different, but an interesting arrangement of the pieces while mixing it with the reboot Archie setting. Can't believe it's the final actually finished Archie Sonic arc.
No.142640345
>>142640288
Unfortunately this is hell, there is no relief
No.142640351
>>142640278
Darkseid was killed by Batman, Barry, Wally, The Black Racer and Superman all working together.
No.142640365
>>142640295
shitty cheerleaders
No.142640367
>>142640326
Child, if you want to piss and moan at someone about Sonic being the central character, you need to go to Japan and speak with Yuji Naka.
1554790179733.jpg, 719x1111, 13 times posted
No.142640390
I enjoyed the ride. See you all next time.
No.142640393
>>142640313
>Nothing about it being impossible.
Even Tails says he did something Eggman said he couldn't. Ad Verbatim: "Tails: It's cool. Oh, and here's something that even Eggman couldn't do. I just reprogrammed this machine to return our world's stolen energy. In your face, Eggman."
They do imply them when there's nothing to imply otherwise
Chip does many things he doesn't do int he game, so you can write him doing anything more
No.142640402
What in the holy autism happened itt?
No.142640403
>>142640390
Only four threads more
No.142640405
>>142640295
I like that Evan didn't finish this drawing because it was as far as she got before learning Archie Sonic was cancelled. Like a monument.
No.142640407
I hate how even Goku constantly gets help when fighting big threats, even if he still screams really loud and wins at the end.
But wanting Sonic to be more like that seems to be some sort of mortal sin.

It's fucking gross.
No.142640411
>>142640322
No, I've spent this thread saying the FF should help fight the bad guy, and now you're in a hissy fit because you want your puddle-deep gary stu to be a gary stu and them to be his cheerleaders for your powerfantasy
No.142640426
>>142640327
You misppelled FAGnic, who can't look cool without ruining every other character
No.142640431
>>142640390
There's still the last two Sonic Universe arcs, the 3/4's of Sonic Mega Drive and the 3/4's of the last Archie Sonic arc. Archie Ride is very close to done though.
No.142640434
>>142640367
central characters don't do that to the supporting cast, shit mary sues with terrible writers do.
No.142640435
>>142640402
Schizo having a melty over Ride chads
No.142640438
>>142639299
>... Is it bad that I unironically want that to be a thing? That is what Dark Gaia should look like.
No because I kind of wanted it too. To be this little Devil on Eggman's shoulder telling him about gathering the energy, only to backstab him and return to his original form.
No.142640443
>>142640402
The FF were completely useless to the entire story.
No.142640457
>>142640407
It ruins their self-insert fantasy if Sonic isn't a gary stu and other characters get to look cool
Same shit that ruined the games, Sonic has the worst fanboys in Sonic
No.142640465
You will ignored because no Tails next threads.
You lost kek.
No.142640470
>>142637848
Thread's at the bump limit already? Christ
>Question: Whether it’s a story in a comic, game, show, or movie, what’s your favorite Sonic ending?
Common answer, but SA2's ending is hard to beat
No.142640477
>>142640402
Tailsfag showed up and someone else is trying to emulate him regarding all the non-Sega characters.
No.142640488
I like how Tailsfaggot thinks his two-tailed fox isn’t a little bitch. He’s fucking scared of ghosts and lighting LMAOOOOOO!
No.142640491
>>142640167
>No, but he's called Sir Connery if you want to look it up
No not him, It's from either the boom or reboot era. He might be a donkey
0.png, 1260x1050, 1 times posted
No.142640498
I'll say it now, as much as I have enjoyed many aspect of this reboot, I still think the loss of characters and existing arcs is too much of a price to pay for what we got.

And the character redesign of Sally and Bunnie is just a no. Bunnie's robotic limb just look like regular mobian limbs painted grey and of course, her lack of cheek tufts is just not working for me.

And Sally's face is just so, well, bland, without her preboot feature. Her face look like te most generic mobian face possible. It's just such a shame, when what we had before was perfection.
No.142640502
>>142640488
to be fair, thunderbolts and lightning are very very frightening
No.142640504
>>142640393
>Even Tails says he did something Eggman said he couldn't
According to Tails. It has nothing to do with what Eggman could actually do.
>They do imply them
Which is not ruling them. Thanks for agreeing.
>Chip does many things he doesn't do int he game
And he doesn't give magic in the games or comic.
>so you can write him doing anything more
Not how it works.
No.142640508
>>142639543
They did hold off the Death Egg from getting the Dark Gaia Energy. At least whatever was left that COULD have been turned into fuel. Not useless overall, but clearly not having a hand in the true final battle.
No.142640509
>>142639668
so if I stick my dick in the ground did I have sex with god
No.142640510
>>142640326
>Except for you
Wrong again.
Fail.
No.142640513
>>142640402
It’s Sonic, deep unsettling autism triggered by the most innocuous stuff is to be expected
No.142640521
Kingdom Come superman needs Shazam to save them from the nuke
Dark Knight Returns batman needs Green Arrow to shoot the kryptonite
Gods and Mortals wonder woman needs harmonia and athena to outsmart Ares

but apparently it only becomes a problem when you imply to a sonicfag that the other cast should help their mary sue self-insert
No.142640525
>>142640407
>even if he still screams really loud and wins at the end
Why would you include this when it defeats your argument?
No.142640526
>>142640431
>the 3/4's of Sonic Mega Drive
You mean the 2/3?
No.142640531
>>142640488
Ghost are real man, don't want shit near me.
No.142640536
Hypothetical question to our special friend: If we stop storytiming here on /co/, what will you do with yourself when you find there's no storytime thread to shit up? I can't imagine shitposting in /sthg/'s much fun, since it's expected. The IDW and Sonic bait threads haven't been doing very well lately, with some IDW storytimes not even reaching the bump limit.
No need to answer, I suppose we'll find out soon enough
>>142640491
Huh. I've got no idea then
No.142640537
>>142640504
We got it, you hate Tails and reject any possible good display of the characters in sonic Media as fake.
No.142640540
>>142640504
Unless you see something in the plot establishing that Tails is lying or exaggerating, you're being obtuse. It's a simple game where they say what they mean.
>Which is not ruling them.
Evidence >>> Lack of evidence. Tech being superior in a fight is evidence for being superior overall
>And he doesn't give magic in the games or comic
he does in the comic
>Not how it works
Exactly how it works lol. You can write anything you please, as long as you don't cry at the thought of other characters contributing
No.142640542
>>142640521
You're the only one here trying to dismiss anything they did anon.
No.142640546
>>142640508
That was Sonic when he soloed the Egg Dragoon and Eggman without them
No.142640551
>>142640537
Sticking to facts isn't hating Tails.
No.142640554
>>142640542
what did they do anon? They sat on the side and literally said "we're weak and useless, SONIC is the only hero"
No.142640561
>>142640551
Sticking to facts is that Lost World and Prime both said Tails did something Eggman can't.
No.142640570
>>142639407
Cringe
1695936560492371.png, 529x605, 1 times posted
No.142640572
So the desolation of Archie Sonic (and others) can basically be boiled down to two things.
>Ken Penders being a total fucking autist about his "ownership" of Knuckles and all the lore he made up for him plus all the characters he made
>Worlds Unite being an absolute money pit of a crossover that overpayed on licenses and wasted four issues of each running Archie Action series, while Sonic 06'ing itself out of existence at its end, with Paul Kaminski, the editor-in-chief who actually asked for it in the first place, leaving for DC after it was done
Shame the Archie Sonic comics had so many people that directly or indirectly were trying to kill it.
No.142640594
>>142639424
Hilda had a way better ending than this lol
No.142640595
wonder why Tailsfag and FFfag skipped so many other threads then both came into this one together to turn the place into a shit pile, you think they'd have been in every thread of the ride tantruming about Sonic being the main character
No.142640597
>>142640572
>leaving for DC after it was done
He left before it began.
No.142640603
>>142640551
But ignoring facts that make Tails a good character is.

You just hate Tails.
1704680419864956.jpg, 4096x1061, 2 times posted
No.142640607
>>142639816
Same boat, gonna miss reboot Archie, imagining what it could have been.
Could have given us the Zeti backstory those fuckers need.
No.142640611
>>142640597
Oh, so even worse of a fuckwit.
No.142640612
>>142640572
Which is good, because it turned Tails into a weak baby and the Freedom Fighters into cheerleaders for a Gary Stu.
No.142640619
>>142640607
Great design.
No.142640623
>>142640572
It's less "why did archie die" and more "why did archie still exist." The grim reaper called its ticket back when SATAM was cancelled but it endured against the universe's entropy.
5f33058_1280.png, 1280x720, 1 times posted
No.142640631
>>142640595
>FFfag
Oh boy so...most people who like Archie??? And Satam. You don't gotta be a particular fag to want the FF to be more than cheerleaders.
No.142640633
>>142640611
Yeah, he forced Archie to do it then left for DC as they were finalizing everything, which meant they had to go through with it.
No.142640648
>>142640631
They're nothing but cheerleaders, from the start of the cartoon to the end of the comic.
No.142640653
>>142640540
>Unless you see something in the plot establishing that Tails is lying or exaggerating
The fact the stroyline was him being jealous of Sonic letting Eggman help. He's full of himself the whole game. Sonic also calls himself the fastest and other people have disproven that.
>Evidence >>> Lack of evidence
Lack of good evidence. Implications is not hard evidence of anything.
>he does in the comic
He does not.
>You can write anything you please
In your own work. This does not belong to you.
No.142640658
>>142640623
Well yeah, the Archie Sonic comic going for as long as it did was basically an anomaly. Changing into what it became because it wanted to offer a replacement for SatAM after it was cancelled.
No.142640659
>If you don't want everybody to be Sonic's shitty cheerleaders you are now an 'FFfag'
I AM AN FFFAG, AND I AM PROUD!
14242AC2-CF47-413C-9E92-94EA6BEB78C1.png, 1440x1080, 2 times posted
No.142640665
oh yeah when's the next IDW issue coming out, nothing is probably going to happen again but fuck it
No.142640676
>>142640554
See? You're conveniently ignoring that this fight wasn't only against Dark Gaia to pretend they did nothing.
No.142640677
>>142640665
I'll take the crying lesbians doing something over noone doing anything except Sonic
No.142640685
>>142640561
No Tails said something that he had no basis to say. Prime is non-canon by it's very nature.
No.142640689
>>142640676
It was only against Dark Gaia. They sat on the sidelines and watched, and said "we're useless, we can't help at all, Sonic is a hero"
No.142640691
>>142640665
Probably in a week or two if Fang #3 is coming out in March and hasn't been pushed back.
KornArt3-1524775815283724288-20220512_083737-img1.jpg, 2513x1401, 2 times posted
No.142640696
So long as they played a role in defeating or holding off the bad guys or crisis, everyone is a hero.
No.142640704
>>142640685
He has the basis if the story says it has the basis, unless you're some retard who thinks the backyardigans plot is doing some 4d chess where you have to imply truth and untruth.
Prime is canon by every single creator who has ever been asked about this.
No.142640707
>>142640696
>So long as they played a role in defeating or holding off the bad guys
Which they didn't.
No.142640711
>>142640603
I'm not ignoring any facts. I'm not the one who said Eggman said something was impossible to prop someone up. Just because I don't lift Tails to these delusional standards you want does not mean I hate him.
No.142640717
>>142640711
>saying what Tails himself says in the game is "delusional"
Sonic self-inserters are so pathetic.
No.142640721
>>142640689
>It was only against Dark Gaia
You're just proving my point.
No.142640723
>>142640658
>Declining quality of both art and story
>Declining brand interest and comicbook interest
>Author in-fighting and internal sabotage

It endured against all odds.
No.142640729
>>142640696
Why did this game give tails and knuckles gay bubbles
No.142640732
Sonic should fight every bad guy, including other characters' spinoff enemies.
Sonic should do everything, only Sonic should be allowed to be cool, only Sonic should be allowed to find love.
Every other character should only exist to worship and buttkiss Sonic, and if Sonic is not onscreen they should all ask "WHEEEEEEEEERE'S SONIC?!"
No.142640745
>>142640677
crying lesbians are worse then nothing happening which is worse then Sega Pirate TV and a few of the post #100 Fleetway stories which are worse then Sonic doing everything
No.142640746
>>142640732
Sonic is the series where Poochie started off as the main character
No.142640762
>>142640729
Only Mare Hedgehog, baka gaijin
No.142640766
>>142640704
The story did not, he did.
>Prime is canon
By breaking canon? No.
No.142640771
>>142640711
>'m not the one who said Eggman said something
No one said that, it was Tails who said it.

But you deny what he said because you hate Tails.
1610937156622.jpg, 1080x1300, 5 times posted
No.142640772
>>142640729
Dunno, probably just gonna go with "Tails couldn't used the regular Emeralds", but since Sega made the game they could have just given Tails a Super form in this game.
No.142640775
>>142640732
Very cool Sonic team
No.142640778
>>142640766
By being declared as canon? Yes.
The games "break canon" all the damn time. Sonic periodically has games set inside his various houses then pretends to be homeless to sound cool.
No.142640781
>>142640717
>saying what Tails himself says
Exactly, not what Eggman said or the story said. Thanks for agreeing.
No.142640784
>>142640732
the camping story from IDW would've been improved if it had Sonic deal with everything
No.142640793
>>142640729
yeah that sucked, justice for my niggas
No.142640794
>>142640732
Thanks Ian
No.142640801
>>142640781
The story doesn't imply Tails says stuff about him that's a lie, needing to then insist Tails lies about himself is a huge cope. His previous brag about hacking with a toothpick is even proven true onscreen.
No.142640803
>>142640794
It's not going to fix your series.
No.142640820
>>142640793
justice for all my freedom fighter niggas
No.142640822
>>142640778
>By being declared as canon? Yes.
And in a year or 2 it won't. It doesn't fit anywhere and everyone knows it.
No.142640832
>>142640771
>No one said that
>>142639801
No.142640836
>>142640822
It's a self-deleting story, it fits literally everywhere
No.142640847
>>142640781
>Exactly, not what Eggman said
You are aware that this fail to be relevant right?

It still remain it conform Tails can outmatch Eggman.

Only someone who hate Tails would say that Tails isn't intelligent and knowledgeable enough to correctly assess that situation.
No.142640874
Batman Begins - Jim Gordon destroys Ras' train
Dark Knight - Jim Gordon masterminds Joker's arrest, saves the mayor and has his own archenemy
Dark Knight Rises - Arabic prison wizard saves the day with his spine-healing magic
a85.png, 400x400, 3 times posted
No.142640878
That was a nice conclusion! Thanks conductor!
No.142640895
>>142640832
Yes we know you hate tails so much you will nitpick to deny Tails's accomplishment.
No.142640912
>>142640801
>His previous brag about hacking with a toothpick is even proven true onscreen.
He used the toothpick to click on the keyboard. He also bragged about building a tv out of paper clips. Both are obvious exaggerations that leave out crucial context. This is surrounded by him being jealous and up his own bum the whole game. The only cope here is you trying to tell us to ignore context.
No.142640926
>>142640895
Nice backtrack
No.142640938
>>142640836
>It's a self-deleting story
Wow, you just said why it's not canon. Incredible.
No.142640949
>>142640912
They aren't obvious exaggerations, they literally use the toothpick to echo his brag about hacking with a toothpick. He doesn't even need detergent to do this one, if anything it's more impressive than he described.
There is no context to ignore, the context is that Tails is vindicated in telling the truth about his accomplishments, and now you're coping saying that Tails is a liar because you're insecure over the fact he proved he does what he says.
No.142640961
>>142640938
No, since it's canon and the shatterverses are still there, it's just that plot doesn't matter anymore, but it still happened. Nine is just Tails in a darker timeline.
No.142640971
>>142640949
>it's more impressive than he described
>using a toothpick as an stylus is impressive now
No wonder you guys praise Tails so much. Him breathing stuns you.
No.142640975
You know Superman is the only superhero in his movies but he still needs help from humans in every single one of them.
No.142641001
>>142640971
>character says he can hack a computer with a toothpick
>"H-HE'S LYING! HE'S MAKING IT UP!"
>character hacks a computer using a toothpick, exactly as he said
Incredible the pure mental gymnastics self-inserting Sonicfags will do to downplay Tails (and any and every other character for that matter)
No.142641024
>>142640975
the difference is that Superman is a real character and a good character.
Sonic is a corporate mascot whose fans self-insert into him and use him as a powerfantasy. They mald if you imply he shouldn't be a gary stu in every single scene.
No.142641064
Eggman would be a better main character than Sonic since he doesn't throw a tantrum if the egg bosses do something cool instead of him
No.142641076
What a shitty way for archie to end. Sonic ruined yet another adventure.
No.142641125
>>142641024
You know something, there was a comic plotline where Superman was supposed to seduce Big Barda - Scott Free's wife, and cuck Mister Miracle.
And it was actually the main Superman author at the time who broke in the door and made them stop, because he respected Scott Free enough that he didn't want them to use Superman to ruin him, and respected Superman enough he didn't want them to use him as a shitty pervy harem avatar.

That's the difference between a real character (Superman) and a vapid empty fanfiction self-insert (Sonic)
1703020515890575m.jpg, 1024x768, 1 times posted
No.142641137
>>142640878
GUTSMAN!
superthad.jpg, 1024x768, 13 times posted
No.142641144
>>142641125
Based Superthad
No.142641155
>>142641125
That was because John Byrne is a spiteful hack that got turbo bad because Jack Kirby made fun of him in a comic
No.142641174
>>142640328
The story also handles that somewhat well by having Peach be someone who had a lifetime of experience in comparison to Mario who was completely new, and still getting quickly outpaced by him as the movie progresses.
This does get undermined a bit by her saying that she beat the course in her first try.
No.142641175
>>142640926
You are the one who had to backtrack to deny Tails was better than Eggman. You just hate the character.
get a load of this.png, 1000x992, 2 times posted
No.142641216
>>142640878
wew!
1698457892465583.jpg, 294x240, 10 times posted
No.142641280
No.142641300
>>142641144
Reimagining the end of archie as a Superman story:
>Superman flies back to crashed Skypatrol while Chip is holding off Dark Gaia
>Tells them they need to work together to stop it and he needs their help
>Mentions some science mumbo jumbo how the ship works on manipulating gravity
>Asks Tails and Rotor if they can design a way for the ship to increase gravity around Dark Gaia, they say they can
>Asks Sally and Amy if they'll fight Dark Gaia's eyes to injure it, they bravely say yes
>Superman asks them to lead the way as he helps them the best he can
>Flings Amy and Sally at DG's face, while supporting from afar with heat vision and freeze breath
>Uses super speed to follow Rotor's instructions and reverse the Skypatrol's repulsors
>Tails and Superman steer/fly ship into Dark Gaia's head
>Gravity is increased around Dark Gaia, speeding up the passage of time around it
>Its time awake passes and it falls back into slumber inside the earth, the natural balance restored
No.142641319
>>142641125
When did Sega make a game where Sonic seduced someone's wife to cuck them?
No.142641328
>>142641319
Sega don't. Sega would never be that stupid.
Archie, however...
No.142641349
>>142641328
Never did that, either, so I have no idea what faggotry you and your ilk keep shrieking about. I thought Chris-Chan's autism was legendary, but you people exceeded him tenfold.
No.142641410
>>142641349
No, they did. Cucked Antoine with that tiger lady. Tried to cuck Ash with Mina. Cucked Antoine again by getting with Bunnie while he was trapped on Moebius. Cucked Tails with Fiona. Had a whole faggy arc trying to take Sally from Fake!Antoine
twitter_@sk_rokuro_20240310-193028_1766909504862769395.jpg, 1085x1566, 1 times posted
No.142641413
See you all next thread /co/cksluts!
No.142641416
>>142641410
Sonic's a shit fanfic character for Penders and Ian to self-insert as, that's why they did that.
No.142641417
>>142639418
>Also Dark Gaia is one of Ian's Top Five Least-Liked Sonic Characters.
Still better than the end
No.142641448
Clearly what the comic needed was for Mordred Hood to save the day by hypnotizing Perfect dark Gaia to kill itself, more eyes means more vulnerable
No.142641469
>>142641448
BASED
No.142641475
>>142641448
slithering hands typed this post
No.142641493
>>142641448
Sonicfags would cry and squeal like pigs if you did that because they can't handle Sonic losing or handle any other character fighting or looking cool
with my final words i swear.jpg, 640x480, 15 times posted
No.142641503
WITH MY FINAL WORDS I SWEAR AT THE BATTLE BIRD ARMADA! THEY GOT AWAY WITH EVERYTHING!
Tails_about_to_commit_warcrimes.jpg, 438x438, 9 times posted
No.142641526
>>142641503
>THEY GOT AWAY WITH EVERYTHING!
For now!
No.142641548
>>142641526
why can't all be happy and post memes like this? why can't we be friends?
No.142641558
>>142641410
It's kind of sad that Sonic had one of the best girls in the series as his love interest coming from SatAM but Archie tore that down completely to the point where many would rather just have Sally be a lesbian.
No.142641559
>>142641526
>Tails beating the Battle Birds
Not if I have anything to say about it!
No.142641566
>>142641548
It's literally just one guy having a melty
>>142641559
TRUUU FARRR!
No.142641575
>>142641526
Go away Tails you're weak and pathetic and can't do anything to them. Sonic destroyed their fortress, not you, remember? That's why they think Sonic is their archenemy and not you.
No.142641596
>>142641526
I wish the Archie comic accentuated Tails' love of pyrotechnics and bombs, especially when it came to the Battle Birds.